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Okay, so, listen, I give you a little adventure today, okay?

So, what you're gonna do is gonna try to convince the girl without me.

I'm gonna be only you, okay?

Use everything what I teach you, okay?

Today, I challenge.

Yeah, you challenge.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, if it doesn't work out, you don't have to

because I'm there, okay? So, I'm gonna... Only me? Yeah, today only you.

So if it doesn't work out, I'm going to be there, so I'll help you out, okay?

Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so remember everything I teach you.

Remember, you have to be polite, smile.

Polite, polite.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the girls love that, you know?

So you have to have self -confidence. You have to know what you're doing. If

start to, uh, uh, uh, they're going to refuse, okay? So let's go, and let's see

how you do it, okay? Hai.

Hai? Hai.

Okay, so Joe, do your best, okay? Yes. Okay, I already see your apartment, the

girls down there.

You're going to go by yourself, okay? Yes. Deep breath.

Okay?

Thank you. Yeah.

Remember what I teach you, right?

Yes. Remember what I teach you. The girls... Excuse

me.

My name is Joe.

Nice to meet you. Victoria.

You are my type.

I can speak English a little,

but my passion is truth.

I want to make friend to you.

Your name?

My name is Victoria.

I'm very shy boy.

I'm sorry.

He's my friend from Japan.

And he's totally crazy about you. I mean, we saw you walking in the street.

actually, we are here for making the document. Oh, you're not cool?

What was that?

So basically what we want to do is, we are doing a TV show,

and I would like to ask you some questions, if you don't mind, we are

for Japanese TV, and we are interviewing people, you know, about

drug, about nightlife, about personal things,

economy, all these kind of things.

and we really would i mean my friend is like actually he's my boss joe and uh we

have a mobile studio here if you have a minute for us okay yeah you have time

okay so and uh i tell you another thing uh from all the people who we interview

one people we're gonna fly to japan on our costs so you can win a holiday a 10

-day holiday all included okay

All right, so listen, there's a mobile studio right there down the street.

It's only going to take 20 minutes.

Joe, I think he likes you.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No. No, okay.

We'll see. Let's go. Let's go.

Okay, so I'll get my jacket.

Uh, please take off your shoes.

Take off shoes?

Yes.

Are you recording on Skype?

Yes.

Uh, please take off your shoes.

Okay,

thank you.

Uh, so.

First, I'm going to ask you some basic questions, how old are you, what's your

name, and then I'm going to ask you what's your job, you know, the life, the

economy, and we go from there. And in the end, I might ask you some personal

questions as well. Okay.

Ready?

Okay. Hi.

Hi.

Welcome in Hairman TV.

Can you tell me your name, please?

Victoria. Victoria.

Very nice name.

How old are you?

Nineteen.

Nineteen, huh?

Okay,

what are you doing? What are you for living?

Do you have a job?

No, I have no job, but I study English and work

at Web Design.

Oh, really?

Wow. Okay.

You have a girl. What's that?

I like it. Okay, so where are you from?

Russia. Oh, so you're not from here? No.

Oh, you're just from... Yes, I study here, but I'm from Russia.

Okay, sure. Yeah, Russia. Okay, let's ask some questions. How is life in

Is it so cold? I know it's cold in Russia, right?

Yes. Okay.

And...

What about, I mean, how do you do it in Russia? Like, you know, people make an

average salary.

What's the average salary in Russia?

In Russia?

I think... In Europe. I don't know.

Many people think it's good.

Okay.

and uh perhaps a normal job in russia how much money you make for one month a

normal job like a waitress perhaps i

don't know but 500 euros 600 euros 700 euros

one thousand how much

That's not bad, actually.

That's really not bad.

Okay, and how do you support yourself?

Yes.

Many students need money.

Yeah, of course.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No. No, you don't have a boyfriend. I don't have a boyfriend. No, you don't

time for a boyfriend?

Yes. But you have... I mean, you're a beautiful girl. I just can't believe

you don't have a boyfriend.

I don't believe... Because you work out a lot. You have beautiful long

legs. Your body's in good shape. Just like...

Okay, I see these questions are not good for you.

Do you have friends with benefits?

Do you have friends with benefits? No, but do you have friends with benefits?

You're younger, you're 19 years old, you don't have a boyfriend.

You know,

I'm curious about your life.

No.

No? No.

When was the last time you had a cat?

Okay, I know it's a strange question. No, but, you know, we just want to know

the... I forgot.

You forgot?

It's so long, yeah.

First time?

No, it's so... I mean, she doesn't remember when was the last time she

had a cat.

What about...

I know that sounds strange, but what about if I wanted to help you?

I want to know what this is about.

Because this gentleman over here is obsessed with, you know, European women.

I mean, he's never been with a Russian woman, never saw a Russian woman,

never saw a European woman.

He, you know, he just arrived from Japan like two days ago.

And, of course, there's the internet.

You can see naked women all around the place.

You've got beautiful boobies, and I can't stop watching it. So, I give you

150 euros.

You know what? Maybe 200.

I give you 200 euros if you show these gentlemen your beautiful breasts.

No?

You can't?

You're shy?

She's very tight.

Yeah, I can see that. She's more shy than you.

What about 300 euros?

No.

What about 400 euros?

And I promise you that you're going to be the one to try to do that.

I want to see you all.

You are very beautiful.

My heart is burning now.

Okay, so this is 400 euros for you.

And all I have to do is pick up this and your bra. Do you want a bra? Do you

have a bra?

Pick up this. 200 euros for each of them.

200 euros for your bra.

Yeah, it's 400 euros. It's not fake. It's real.

It's all yours. Come on, take it.

Okay?

High five.

Okay.

You want us to turn around and then turn back?

I just want to make the situation comfortable for you.

I don't care.

You don't care? Okay, then we watch.

It's all yours.

and we just play back and enjoy your beautiful party.

those breaths are brave new professor um okay

Oh! Look at those, Joe.

Have you seen a beauty like that?

Oh, it's painful.

Yeah,

beautiful, man. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Can we touch it for 200 more? Maybe 200 more? Only if I can touch it.

I just want to touch.

I'm already in another universe.

You don't seem to be shy.

Do you like him?

Yeah?

Handsome guy?

You don't know?

You work out? Go for sport?

Yeah? Okay.

We are in heaven, are we?

Yeah, in heaven.

Okay, honey, I'm gonna be honest.

I mean, I know this gentleman.

I would want to fuck your brain out if I were to say that. But I know this

gentleman over here is upset with you as well. So, he's my boss.

What if I promise you that you're gonna fly to Japan?

For sure, you're gonna be the one who's going to Japan.

You don't get laid for... You don't remember when you get laid, right?

So... And let me tell you something about Japanese men. They know how to

women.

Okay? And you can sit back. It's okay.

They know how to please women.

So... So... Remember you told me you like to satisfy women?

Okay, so... I want you to satisfy this lady.

Wow, look at that. She liked the idea. Look at that smile on her face. She

the idea.

Satisfaction. Yeah.

Satisfaction. Yeah. You know what? Let's start with putty. Shall we?

Yeah. You want to get your putty? Yeah?

Okay. Just lay back.

And this gentleman right here is going to make you satisfied.

Okay? And this is the point where I should get the fuck out of here.

Have fun Joe!

Do you like this?

um you

from Tiffany Creek, Iowa.

What the fuck?

I'm just...

I'm

just... I'm just...

Very, very guilty.

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