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David Smith, Royal Marines Commando, retired.

You call yourself a soldier, boy?

You're a big man.

Your turn, mate.

So now you decide to finally film me, do you?

How you doing, bro?

I'm alright, you know. A little bit nervous, I'm not going to lie, but

excited. I'm excited.

You're making us so proud, bro.

Oh, thanks, man.

You know what? I appreciate your support throughout this entire thing. You've

been so supportive, you really have.

Mate, I just want you to go over there, do what's right for the country.

Yeah, yeah, you know. I want to make you proud.

I want to make the family proud.

Yeah, it's a big thing.

It's a big thing, but I'm confident.

I'm confident.

Yeah.

I can't believe it's coming around so quick, man.

Mate, these months, all that training leading to this. I know.

This is your big moment. Yeah.

And I'm just glad that we've got, you know, this little trip to send me off on

my way, get the family together.

Yes.

That's what we need.

Yeah. A little bit of home video for the fam fam.

Yeah, there we go.

Is that them?

So nice.

Looks a bit heated.

Sure does.

Shouldn't have your windows open!

Hello man, you alright? I'm good Connor, you good?

Yeah, not too bad. Fresh hair man, very nice.

Yeah, I can see you've got your gear on.

I hope you've got fresh, clean hands holding that device, thank you. Yes,

worry. No sticky fingers on the lens this time.

No sticky fingers over here mate.

Right,

do you want to help him throw his shit in the back?

Take this.

Little wagon.

Oh, nice of you to carry some stuff, Alan.

I've got a bad back. Thanks, Alan.

You're carrying a camera.

It's all you can manage, boyfriend.

Thank you. Important stuff right here.

Right, we're loaded up.

We've got some snacks.

We've got some juice.

We're good to go. Yeah.

Family holiday time.

Road trip, let's do this.

Ed was in the 40s as well, so...

Being shoved from pillar to post all over the world.

Kind of bad habits, especially in the 60s.

Lots of drugs. It was a good time, fun time.

I was in trouble.

So the best way was... Here we go,

here we go, here we go.

We're on the way.

We're on the road.

It's going to be a long -ass journey. You guys better have some tunes.

Well, it is with you in the car, yeah.

We've got the mix taped down. And I'm stuck in the back.

You all right, Nafon? Lucky you.

Yeah. All right for some, isn't it?

Cheeky.

Oh, how's that Mary doing?

Yeah, great. Yeah, she's all right, isn't she?

Yeah, she's all right. She's keeping on keeping on. Yeah?

Nice one.

I haven't seen her in a while.

Yeah, yeah. That's it.

That's it. How's Aunty Jane doing?

Oh yeah, you know how she is. New hobby every week. Guess what she's got into

this week? Go on.

Bloody knitting.

What? She won't stop banging on about it. What? She's trying to get me on it

well. Knitting. Oh, I see.

How do you go from gardening to knitting? I know. Yeah. At least she

herself so easily.

Yeah.

Mate, I got a banging fucking scar from her though, so it's all good reason for

her, innit? Damn.

Lucky you.

Yeah.

Suit me like a fucking T.

Yeah. Next time you'll get a nice molly hat to go with it.

Yeah.

I'm not taking that to the war with me.

Yeah.

Might give you a wave.

Honestly.

They'll send me straight back.

Yeah. Target on yourself.

It seems ridiculous, isn't it? Is it?

Ah, you're all out of focus.

There we go. You just need to get used to the camera. You're obviously not used

to handling equipment like that, are you? Oh, no, that's your speciality,

it? We've got a toilet in the front.

Yeah.

Yep, but it's my turn to play with the camera.

Focus on me. The more attractive of the family, you know? The best looking. Oh,

here we go.

Here we go.

I've got the best genes in the gene pool. You know how it is.

Youngest, best looking.

What can I say? Most arrogant.

Mate,

come on. You didn't cry your eyes out with the troll.

Why would I cry over that?

Strangling.

Oh, come on. Only a pussy would cry at that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, the monsters in fucking... Look at you with all the tissues on

crying over that. They're like a three -headed ball. You're supposed to be a

grown man.

You're crying over that.

Come on.

I just know my emotions. I know my emotions.

I'm a human being, mate.

I'm a human being. I've got a status now. I've gone off to the war.

my brother's crying over a fucking goblin.

It's a hard scene, mate. It's a hard scene to go through.

Right, you know what? Harry Potter has emotions.

And actually, you know, that makes you cry, right?

Mate, mate.

Seriously, like... Most people would agree with me.

A film that stars a bunch of, what, like, school kids?

You're going against Cool Kids against Ian McKellen.

Shakespeare quality acting, mate. Look at the age of them. They've got talent.

Pure talent.

Oh, Jesus Christ. See Dobby as well.

They're the Dobs. I don't even give a star with that little fucking hill. He

ain't no Gollum, is he?

Gollum. And he surfaced and does an Oscar for that.

Where have we got next? Two Towers?

Mate. Harry Potter's going to be a grandchild, honestly.

They're going to make every movie of the book. They've both got their merits,

yeah. Look, Lord of the Rings, incredible actors, top level, like you

Alan. Ian McKellen, what a legend.

Holds a place like there in my heart. But, Steve, you're on the money as well.

Harry Potter, like, it's accessible.

It's a whole new world.

Thank you. You're such a fencer.

Thank you. I'm not a fencer. They're just both basically the same.

See? Oh.

He's Mr. Logical. We're going to listen to him now, are we?

Okay. How about we just, you know, call it a draw. They're both pretty shit.

There's more to film than blockbuster and fantasy, okay, guys? It's broad,

broaden your minds a bit. Watch them like, I don't know, Art House or an

independent film, maybe.

Maybe a little Japanese anime with a little girl who's sad.

Typical Susan.

oh wow it looks well out you love this ria you're typical

love what i got a camera like on close on the wind mirror

and you're in it it looks well good right here yeah

Well done. I'm sure it's a fantastic shot. They'd love it in primary sort of

years.

All right, all right. No need to be a bitch.

Oh!

Wow. There's to your shot.

Here we go. Get a bit heated in the car.

Bring back the family feud.

I was just about to ask if you wanted to swap places, but I think I'll leave

that one. Yeah, I think not. Thank you.

Well, you don't want to spend a bit of time in the back with Alan?

I'd rather stay in the back with you. Thank you.

Well, I'd rather stay in the back with my brother, to be honest with you. Well,

nobody asked you.

Oh, here we go.

John, I'm not always bashy on this.

So I transferred out, out of the commandos, and decided I was being the

to some other units, which meant I was right inside Iraq,

you know, the rim of the...

Fantastic, lovely images of all those burning oil wells.

Made for dramatic pictures. You see US fighter jets going, flying over these

burning oil wells. It was a disaster.

That as well as all the... Okay, now we've got a minute.

Can we just carry on with our conversation from earlier?

Vis -a -vis Steve.

Vis -a -vis he can't go, right?

We don't want him to go. He shouldn't go. He shouldn't have to go.

No, he shouldn't. Like, we both agree that it's a pointless war.

Well, exactly that. Like, he's just being sent off to death, basically.

can't... But he's committed to it. This is what Steve wants to do.

And... Look at him. We've got to support him, you know? I know, it's just... I

know it's little cuz, but...

It's going to be the last time we see him properly, you know? Like, he might

come back. It's just, I don't think he should go. I know that you agree with me

as well, so.

Well, yeah, but at the same time, this is what Steve wants to do.

He wants to go.

And although I don't agree, I respect it.

Yeah. It's just not fair, is it?

Yeah, look, I know. Look, we should be having this conversation on camera.

Who do you think edits all of this? It doesn't matter. You can say what we

Who's over there, man? Yeah, Alan doesn't know what he's doing, does he?

It's a shit football.

Yeah?

Come on.

Yeah,

all right. Let me just saw the shot.

There we go.

Okay.

I'm a goalie, I'm a goalie

Loved being in the Marines.

Loved doing it. It was fantastic.

But they tell you to go to places you don't particularly want to go.

But you don't go for them.

You go for your brothers. You go for your friends.

The people that are with you all the time.

You are helping them. You are defending them. You are pulling them out of a mud

hole under fire.

And all the other stuff that's raining hell on you.

That's the best part.

There's only two.

But you shouldn't have been stealing our sneaky drinkies, should you?

You didn't know what I was doing. I was a kid.

You've only been at that age, don't you? I wasn't self -aware. You knew what you

were doing. You grabbed that mic and you were like... Come on. You never let

that go.

Never let it go, seriously.

You're going to haunt me for the rest of my days now.

It's all right. You just started early.

We were all fine.

At least you didn't quit your day job to become a spinger.

Wow, okay.

But you can't be good at everything.

I might have been better off going through the system, coming out the other

side, but I saw a lot of stuff.

You know what they say about poor workmen, right?

Yeah, right.

And you know what they say about drunk two -year -olds.

Honestly, I swear.

Please, please, don't let that get out. That was the highlight of Christmas,

though. That was the highlight, the cherry on top of the Christmas pudge.

We felt the same Christmas until Fred pissed himself.

No, no, no, no, no.

That was the year before, man.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that was when, like, he was trying to do that rendition of

that song.

And he started singing, and then... Oh, man, his belt started coming down.

Yeah. And then he started pissing himself.

And he still didn't realise.

That's the bit that got me. He just didn't know.

I don't know whether he just thought, fuck it, I'll carry on going.

Sounds like I missed out on something.

You stole the show the year after. Yeah, there we go.

Wasn't he like three bottles fixed?

Well, he normally is at Christmas. Everyone's normally in purchase last.

I mean, yeah, by that time in the evening, yeah.

Looks like I've got some competition going on.

Well, that's our family, eh?

I don't know, maybe there's a problem.

Maybe?

Sorry, we'll get a drink and talk about it later.

Made a lot of good friends.

Became family.

Replaced a family I never really had in the first place. But, yeah.

You're always being sent into war zones for places that you can't, that they

can't fight, the politicians.

It's not like he's in danger, is it?

You're going to be tinkering with engines all the time, like he does.

Not that I'm putting him down for it. He's done all right, but he's an

isn't he?

Still in a war zone, though.

He's not a combat operative, though, is he?

He's not fighting like we did.

Oh, here we go.

We're having a go again, aren't we?

You're harbinger over there, aren't you?

Yeah.

How's that?

That might calm you down.

All right, then.

Who's the hypocrite now?

Yeah, well, if you had the thin kind of fucking things, then you'd be fucking

understanding, wouldn't you? Just like sippy boy, you know.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you seen what I saw?

I've probably told it to you once.

Other people might not have heard it.

We've all heard it, but do go on. Anyway, the second time, you saw all the

and the guts everywhere, shit, all their innards coming out then, yeah, right,

then you know, don't you?

Yeah, not thinking with cars and stuff, fucking, well, he does tanks and stuff,

doesn't he? Whatever he does, I don't know what he does.

It's that kind of stuff, isn't it? Engineering.

Engineers, whatever it is.

It's not infantry, is it?

Jesus, look at him.

Is he going to go again?

Every time he drinks.

It's like watching an animal.

Let's go again.

Here we have Uncle Fred in his natural habitat.

Badly seen.

What is he?

I don't know.

Sounds like World of Tanya.

The animal thinks he is by himself, but he gets more confident

as he goes.

He is unaware that he is wearing half of his beverage down his shaft that he

carries on. Oh,

Fred, you fucking muppet.

He's out cold. Oh, my God.

Okay, okay.

All right.

Go on, go on, go on. Get him, get him.

Wake up, Sergeant.

Always angry.

Bloody hell, look at these sights.

Yeah, I'm going to miss this.

I'm going to miss this, Alan.

Oh yeah, you're going to be in the sandy dunes.

Yeah, not long to go, man.

I'm making the most out of this while I can.

You're doing the right thing though, man. And that's the most important

Yeah. After what happened at 9 -11?

We can't be standing by that.

We've got to make our fucking impact on it. Our family name, you represent that.

Yeah, you know it. That's why I'm doing this for us, man.

Doing it for our family and doing it for our country.

To be honest with you, I'm kind of shocked that Blair even did it.

You know, being that he's one of those Labour boys.

They're not exactly known for jumping at wars.

But nah, information's there, truth's there. You saw it.

Yeah, I did. You saw about the fucking, those Iraqi soldiers killing those

little Kuwaiti kids.

Nah, not having it.

I'm going for it, man.

I'm doing this. And there's no backing out now.

No one could have stopped me.

Yeah, you put your body on the line. That's how it works, mate. Yeah.

You know, people are going to try and stop me. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm doing

this. I know why I'm doing this.

Exactly. Make sure Ria doesn't get in your head.

Now, I love her. She's family and everything.

But she's got a little bit of that hippie in her.

Yeah. Too right she does.

Probably that Aunt Margaret, you know?

That Mary Jane.

Yeah.

No, Maria, she'll probably have a word with me or two later on.

Oh, she definitely will. She definitely will.

But honestly, mate, like, you've got the facts. We've got the facts.

Yeah, man.

Just, you know, going to be away from home for a while, but I know what I'm

doing is the right thing.

I'm going to miss you, man.

I don't think you even know how much I'm going to miss you.

I'm going to miss this,

bro. Who's going to watch the game with me?

Who's going to watch the match?

Who's going to take the piss out of you?

Well, I don't think that's going to be a problem, but, you know, someone's

always out there to take the piss.

We're the tip of the spear. We go in.

We have to clear it all out.

Nah.

Didn't do me any good in the long run. Connor, take camera. Yeah, alright.

Alright, everyone.

Pay some fucking respects.

Look at it, that beautiful momentum.

Alright, let's have a can.

Nice. You can always count on him for a beer.

See?

Cheers.

Are you getting out of this? There we go. Nice.

A toast to the soldiers who fought for this great

land.

Cheers.

Cheers,

man. It's the same shit, different decade.

That's all it is.

They may get Saddam this time.

They may find him.

But it's just because some jumped -up little oink in a tailored flight suit

stands on the bridge of a fucking aircraft carrier saying, Mission

Bullshit. It's not mission accomplished.

It's all a get.

Look at them.

Oh, bleh.

I'm getting all right with this thing, you know.

Yeah? Yeah, it's going to be good for when I take it on holiday to Tenerife.

On holiday?

Yes. When were you taking the camera? You can't take the camera. I need the

camera. Yes, I can, because Dad said I can.

No, you don't. When?

What do you mean, when? When? When did you ask him? When was it arranged?

Because it couldn't have been... He wouldn't have arranged it like that.

Three weeks ago, when I booked the tickets.

Favoritism. I can't believe this.

He knows that I need the camera. Like, I need it more than you do for your

little lad's holiday.

Excuse me, we're not lads.

Well, you're clearly not going with a female, are you?

Well, no.

I'm speaking to Dad though, so just don't make plans about it. Like, you can

good with using it or whatever, but... Okay, but you know what Dad's like.

Once he says something, it's set in stone. What?

Go, Ria.

I see what you were smoking.

Oh, here we go. Oh, my God.

Respect. Come on.

Go on. A bit further.

Well,

you know Rio.

No respects.

No respects.

They're never going to find any weapons of mass destruction out there. They're

never going to find it. It's an excuse. It's an excuse to spend money.

That's all it is.

I've driven over potholes before. That is not fucking potholes.

I'm just saying, like, this is weird, right? All of this stuff happening

It's hot, man.

It's hot.

We kicked him out of the car.

Like, that means... Oh, come on. Stop winding yourselves up. Like, it's just a

shit situation.

It's not...

That's how it goes.

That's how it goes, right? Okay, look, he's got a point. I don't want anything

else to happen to the car. I don't agree with that one. Come on, come on.

You know it makes sense.

That's that,

yes, that's that, alright?

Just have your pants in the car.

We'll go get help. We'll take care of all the responsibility.

Don't take too long, alright? I don't want to wait an hour all night.

And the battery, you kind of need that.

Oh yeah, you got your project, didn't you?

What's that about? Was it Iraq War?

Yes, you know exactly what it's all about.

Oh, do I?

What perspective is that then?

You know my perspective on the war, don't be stupid.

Oh, I don't think we do. Do we know?

Talking of, what do you think of that, Ria?

We don't have to talk about this now, come on. Oh, we do. We've got a long

journey, plenty of time to talk about it. Oh, come on, guys.

All right, I'll turn the camera off, and then we can talk.

All right, fair deal, fair deal.

I'm Paul Potter.

I'm MP for Eagleton, North Yorkshire.

I have been so since 1982, and I voted against the... No!

Stop overreacting. You know exactly what you're doing right now. Alan, stop it.

Just stop overreacting, okay? Put that out of my face. No WMT.

Fix the car.

Somehow. And get the fuck out of here.

Just say that we'll talk about it later, okay?

Right? Like, now.

Now is later. Not now. Not now. Now is not later.

Later, later.

Look, look, he said he... Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.

Go.

What?

Do you want to come and watch? Or can I go and do that on myself?

I just don't think it's a good idea for you to split up right now.

How you doing mate?

Uh, well, not gonna lie to you, I'm feeling a little bit nervous now.

Don't worry, every soldier's been nervous.

Yeah, yeah I guess, sorry.

They're just dawdling on me, man. This is happening. This is actually

I'm going soon.

It's just not going to be the same, you know?

Doing all this together.

I won't be able to speak to you guys as much. It's just not going to be the

same. Mate, I can jump on that telephone whenever you need me. They've still got

telephones out there.

Yeah. I can always count on you for that, man.

Write you letters.

Give an email here and there.

It's going to have to be someone else taking the piss out of you now, isn't

Who's going to be doing that anymore?

Sure, there's plenty of contenders.

Yeah, definitely.

It's probably not helping, though, with, you know, our rears being.

That can't help with how you're feeling.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess.

But, you know, that's just how it goes.

How are you doing, Connor?

Yeah, not bad, mate. You?

Yeah.

conversation about me going to war.

But, you know, I always carry around a new set of my nerves.

It's all done already.

How's the little hippie doing?

Yeah, I've tried calming her down the best I could.

But, yeah, I've just left her alone for a little bit so she can, you know, have

a smoke and reset.

Always smoking.

Yeah, well, you know what it's like, you know, situations like this, they make

Ria feel tense.

Especially when it's opposing views at opposite ends of the spectrum that are

passionately conveyed.

Well, I don't think she should be sharing her views when my little brother

leaving. I think it's the wrong sort of place, and maybe she should keep her

mouth shut a bit. Oh, come on.

No, seriously.

Like, we're family, man.

Like, we don't need the kind of, like, separatist kind of vibe, if you like.

Look, Steve, you agree, don't you? You agree that maybe she's a little bit

unfair and maybe he's trying to do something for his country?

Make us proud?

We're not saying anything against that. Like I said before, I

respect your choice.

But Ria's worried, you know? You know how much she loves Steve.

We all love each other, mate, but sometimes you've got to do what's right.

Yeah, exactly, but...

In that same sense, like, we need to understand where each other are coming

and maybe not bite as much when opposing things come up. I get that sometimes he

can be fucking intolerable.

I get that. Trust me. She's my sister.

I've dealt with this for a long, long time now. But at the same time, I

understand that it's coming from a place of genuine love and care.

And I'm not saying that you don't love and care for Steve. I know you do. I

you do. And I know how passionate you are.

About Queen and Country.

Mate, Steve's full of anxiety.

We've just been talking about it. He's all nervous and shit.

And her fucking attitude ain't helping no one.

Right, but at the same time, having those back and forths where things get a

heated and everything probably isn't going to help Steve feel... She needs to

know her place sometimes, if I'm honest.

Okay, right, but in the... At the same time, in the nicest way possible, mate,

so do you.

I'm just thinking of Steve.

That's what I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about my brother. That is the

thing I'm worrying about right now.

Look, Alan, like, I've got to tell you, I just want us to all get along. Like,

this is my last trip, right? All of us together before I go. I don't want none

of this confrontation, this conflict. I don't want none of that.

Please, I just, I think you can be a bit more, you know, tame on her. Because

look what's happened. She's not even here at the moment. She's off having a

smoke, right? She's not even around. She's probably upset.

I could have just had to go and calm her down.

I don't want, I don't want any of that. I just want us to all get along.

Okay? Please.

Alright, mate. Alright.

Thank you.

Alright, alright.

Thanks, man.

Is she going to be too long, though?

Oh, I don't think so. No.

Let me go check.

Thanks,

Adam. I appreciate that. I do.

It's alright, mate.

Family, after all.

Families stick together. It's family.

It's family.

War. If it's justified.

Okay. Go for it. I did my national service, you know.

I've seen the remnants of war.

So I would say that if it's justified, go for it. But otherwise, leave it

Don't follow others.

What a loser. Look at him. We should get him.

Come on, guys. Really?

Yeah, come on.

Have you guys literally never seen a horror movie before?

It's fine. Let's see.

Where are you heading?

We're heading down this way for a little bit.

Where are you heading?

That's perfect for me. I'm just around the corner.

All right, I guess we're going in. Okay, guess who's coming in then.

Hop on in.

How you doing?

Yeah, I'm all right, thank you.

Good morning.

That doesn't matter.

Okay.

All right.

That's that.

Onwards.

What's this camera about?

Well, my bro is off to war to fight for our country.

We'll give him a little video to say goodbye.

Well, thank you for your service.

My pleasure.

It's an honour to serve my country.

I fought in the war.

Oh, really?

Yep. The Gulf.

Wow, man of experience.

Mate, hats off to you. You know, I would have done the same, but, you know, look

at me.

You'd have done the same, would you?

Yeah. Would you?

Instantly. You think so?

Yeah. You think you're fucking tough enough?

Yeah.

I'm just messing with you.

Look on your face, mate.

He was shitting himself back in.

He usually only gets that from us.

Hey, we picked up the right person.

Yeah, it seems like it.

How long did you surf?

Oh, Jesus.

Too young for the Second World War and too old for the Falklands War.

But we did a bit of mock combat when I was doing my national service, but

that... Isn't this like the

cabin? What, Uncle Fred? Yeah!

I remember that cabin, right? I absolutely loved that place. That was

favourite holidays. Every summer, get the kayaks out.

Yeah, that river. Like, how? How did that river seem so pristine?

Oh, my God. Just tranquil at all times. So beautiful.

All right for a minute.

Hmm?

All right for a time?

Cabin in the woods? Sounds fancy.

Oh, it's our uncle's, though.

Yeah?

A bit of money in the family, then, eh?

I wouldn't say money.

I mean, I don't think Uncle Fred was going hungry by any means, but... It

a high roller.

No.

Tell you what, I never had anything like that.

I fought a war for this country and I didn't get nothing like that.

Right.

It's a holiday home, mate, you know.

I think, I think, didn't Fred... But wasn't it, um, Boglin?

Yeah. Yeah, Uncle Reg, yeah, yeah, he was there.

Yeah, he worked hard, didn't he?

What was the Boglin?

And to be fair, he did build the cabin himself, so. Yeah.

Can I stay?

I ain't Biggie O's anymore, does he?

You're laughing at me. No, no, no. You're laughing at me. No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, it's been a long time.

Yeah.

So we're all here for one person, and that's Stevie Boyer. It's me.

Yes.

Oh, Stevie.

So you're saying you were, like, by

the road?

You worked around here or anything?

Yeah.

So that's what you were doing whilst you were just hanging around the woods?

Working. Yeah.

What do you work as?

Bit of a personal question, isn't it?

Guess so.

Guess so.

I mean, you're trying to find out information about our family.

Sorry, what was that?

Why don't you tell me more about your fancy cabin, eh?

It's not my personal, you know.

It's not our cabin.

Fancy new car, though, eh?

Fancy new car, though, eh?

Yeah, yeah, I injured my leg a while back, and I got a bit of money out of

so... Ah, right.

Didn't work for it, then.

I put a lot of work in, actually, and I've been...

Still a lovely car though, innit? Oh, yeah.

No doubt about that.

Still consider myself very lucky. You've done well for yourself, mate.

Yeah.

What were you saying?

I was saying, how long were you waiting there for? Not long.

I basically felt that.

Pretty lucky.

Yeah.

Need some battery.

Winners or losers.

In fact...

I'd go as far to say everybody's a loser in...

How are you feeling?

Yeah?

I

have

no problem with that.

I have a problem with the party and the stance that they've taken, but I have no

problem at all.

I'm a Yorkshireman. I'm plain spoken.

I say what I like.

I say what I feel.

And in this case, I'll tell you the truth.

I am against this war.

We have found no evidence. There is no justice.

Guys, I think we're going to miss the sunset.

No, we're not. Don't worry. I got us. I got us. I know exactly where we are. We

are back on track.

You can always count on Connor. Oh, yeah.

You sure we're not going to miss it?

No, I'm 100 % sure. Don't worry.

Where are you going?

We're going to somewhere called The View.

It's basically just a hill where you get a really good view. I'll tell you what,

you don't want to go there, right? That's full of tourists and doggers,

You want to go to... There's another place, I'll show you.

And we come up to it, right?

A much better view, closer than here. You'll get there on time, no worry.

I know exactly where we're going and I know that we'll be there on time. Plus,

it's kind of like a special place for us. Do you not trust me?

No, of course I trust you. It's just...

In places kind of like, you know, special spaces.

Well, you're going to love this place.

Yeah?

What do you reckon, Steve?

I mean, he said it's not far, so... The sun's going down already. You're going

to miss it if you don't get a move on, mate. It's not that far away. I mean,

it's easier to get to, you know.

I just want to see a sunset. I don't care where we go. Yeah, I mean... Do you

know how long it'll take?

Five minutes around the corner, mate.

Yeah? Yeah.

This guy sounds like he knows his stuff.

Why not? Out of my way, but I'm willing to do it for you guys.

Yeah? For your matey's send -off. Oh, how nice.

How lovely of you.

Get some nice pics at sunset that way.

Thanks. There you go.

Get some family pictures together.

Okay, here we go.

How many fucking times do I have to tell you not to leave the lights on?

You can't get him to do the work, can you? Literally.

Alan, for fuck's sake, how many times do I have to tell you not to leave the

lights on?

Alan? Alan!

Who gave you your training, you little pussy, huh?

You call yourself a soldier, boy?

I was against that. I still didn't think that there were enough

evidence to go into it.

I'm unhappy about it.

This one's basically down now. It's just across here, don't worry.

You said you knew this area.

I do.

I'm telling you, it's right across there.

Why don't you use some of your special training?

Special training?

What's wrong with you?

Well, you're an army man. Why do you keep having it? You're so passive

-aggressive to me.

Who do you think you are?

Right, mate, son? I fought for the fucking army, all right? I defended you

for your life, all right?

I've given you your freedom. So who do you think you're speaking to when you

that? I've killed people.

Dude, you need to calm the fuck down, I swear. We've given you a free lift. Who

do you think you are? Calm the fuck down? Yeah, calm the fuck down.

You're calling in line, fucking private.

You're going to fucking speak to your drill sergeant like this, sonny boy?

Do you think you're going to fucking speak to him?

Enough!

You get in my car, you won't even tell me your name. And then, you turn on

two. No, I've had enough.

This is not the army. Get out of my car.

I think it's time for you to leave, buddy.

Thank you for the lift.

You're welcome.

Yeah, see you in a minute.

Fucking ridden.

What a fucking nutcase.

Seriously, did you see him, how he was kicking off? I swear to God.

What the fuck, he's not going to let me go there. What does he want now?

Oh my god. What the fuck does he want?

Now look.

Didn't need to go that way, did it?

He doesn't need you, your father!

I don't want to get eaten by a shark.

I don't. If you get eaten by a shark, I'm never going to live it down.

I can see the headlines now.

Small child eaten by shark.

I don't think that would go down.