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Stay back to the bar, Tony.

Stop harassing the newbies.

-What? -I'm cleaning the net today.

You're on tonight, Tina.

-Are you ready? -I don't know.

Hey, you guys see some teddy bears today?

If you're lucky... I don't know how sick I feel

every single day I see you working in my fucking kitchen.

Play nice, Farmer John.

You need anything?

I'm your kitchen staff.

You're worthless and weak.

You do nothing.

Just won't give up, will you, Tony?

Just came in, boss.

For you.

No card?

Secret admirer.

Lou help me

You're such a fucking child Frankie right says the girl wearing

a diaper what makes more money than your face does Nice flowers

Are you feeling red?

Oh, wow!

Those are gorgeous!

Where are they from?

-No idea. -You can have them.

Junior.

Sorry ladies, but Magnum's here.

Let him fester for a bit.

Your office.

Shall we arrange Junior out of retirement for this one?

Can you fix it?

Again?

What are you cutting through?

Adamantium?

Probably just needs some oil.

So, you guys got any big plans?

Yeah.

Probably gonna open up my own chainsaw repair business.

Ha ha.

You gonna get back into fighting?

Nah.

These are behind me.

Time to settle down.

Ah-ha.

Think you're ready for the big leagues, huh?

Let's hear it for Nasty Nasty!

What's this for?

To clean yourself up.

Wasting your time.

Why?

What I hear? She's more than your Nazi tip regime can handle.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

Somebody orders a pizza?

Nice try, pervert.

Thanks, sweetie.

I have to talk to you.

No, not now, Tony.

Ew.

What the fuck are you doing?

I can't help it.

Baby loves this stuff.

Hmm, pizza?

No, thanks.

Is Newby aware of all the rules?

There's really only one rule to follow.

We have a strict-and-go policy.

As in, they touch you, they go.

Just holler at Tony or Remy, and they'll take care of it.

Or do yourself a favor, invest in boxing lessons.

Just ask Remy.

He's an awesome trainer.

Or we could be lazy and stupid and spend the money on a beretta.

You're packing heat?

You went through my stuff?

Why'd you need a gun anyway?

You could kick the shit out of anyone with your baby bottle.

Keep it off the floor, Elaine.

See something you like?

Got some nice young'uns there, Miss Murdoch.

It's Douglas.

What?

You thought wrong.

What are you doing here?

Oh, just came to dot a few I's, cross a few T's.

My chair.

My chair soon.

Not till closing.

No matter.

Won't be much of anything soon enough.

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Enjoy your last night, Ms.

Douglas.

Hey, you wouldn't want to throw in that motorbike of yours.

Part of the deal.

I'll make it worth your while.

No deal.

How does a small-town stripper come

into possession of a state-issued motorbike?

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus.

Yeah.

Right.

Jackal.

¡Que si!

¡Que no!

¡Que te digo que es petroleo!

Watch it.

It was an accident, compadre.

So was he.

Jesus, yes?

Get the fuck out of my way.

I prefer Jesus.

I don't know why there's not a wall covering it.

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What'd he want?

Marcus' territory.

I assume he told him where he could go.

What is it?

Something he said.

I think he's just gonna tear this whole place down.

What do you care?

You'd be gone before they clean the first cum stain off the wall.

Revy, be nice.

Just putting it in perspective.

Hey, don't let that fucking beanbag

destroy all the great memories of this place.

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Still no word from Logan?

Nope.

He'll be here.

He's got a knack for showing up when you least expect it.

Look, why don't you go outside, get some air.

It'll do you good.

Sorry, but I'm out of beer.

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No, I'm a super old teen.

Mira, ahí tiene la familia Penuche en la pared.

Hi!

Escúchame, señorita.

What's with the animal hall of fame?

Oh, it's our menu board.

Sorry, but I'm out of beer.

You serve bear?

It's delicious.

Our head chef hunts it himself.

Mario won't eat anything that hairy, except for maybe his wife.

Come on.

So what can I get you guys?

A round of the spirit ale, please.

Ooh, hey, can I have a salad, please?

Ooh, a salad.

Don't forget to order a side of cojones to replace the pear you're missing.

No, no te de gusto.

No te de gusto.

Can you turn up the heat, please?

Yeah, I'll see what I can do.

y la pierna

I'm good, boss.

I just need a drink.

Well, well, well.

What are we going to do?

Well, what?

You know, the oil.

Shh!

Come on, Pablo.

No one gives a fuck.

Don't lie to your ass if you're around.

Besides, I thought we had decided.

Oh yeah?

Well, let's have a few drinks to celebrate and then we'll see.

I like that voice.

Cheers!

Tequila!

Travis, get off the bike, man.

Relax.

Uh, hey, blue jean, I was just showing my buddy your bike.

He didn't believe me that you owned a pick-chopper.

This is one sweet ride.

How the hell did you get your hands on this?

Police auction.

I call bullshit.

I call happy hour.

How much you want for it?

It's not for sale.

If you want, I have a nice little scooter I could show you.

Well, hey, everything's got a price, don't it?

Even you.

Jesus Christ, Travis, this is great, too.

No, you're right.

So let me ask you, how much is your dick worth?

Excuse me?

Well, everything has a price, don't it?

And since you don't use yours very often,

I'm wondering how much it's worth to you.

All right, let's go.

Whoa!

Chill the fuck out, Travis.

Do you want to leave here with your balls tonight?

Mike, put it back where you found it, okay?

Sure thing, Blue Jean.

Sorry about that.

I thought I'd be a bit more appreciative.

Hey, no harm done, right?

PJ?

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Oh!

Strike three.

You're out.

Nobody calls her BJ, dipshit.

Everything okay?

You're right.

A little fresh air did help.

What did you do?

You fucking cunt!

There's no way to talk to a lady.

Thanks, buddy.

Would you like me to take all the garbage?

You my guest?

Suck my dick, the dog!

Let's get this party started!

So what's the deal with Remy and Blue Jean?

Are they a couple?

Nah.

He's had bluebells since the day they met.

All right, gentlemen, you've waited a while for this special lady.

It's that time, the only woman who can make diapers look sexy.

It's baby!

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,

uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,

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Hey, thanks for your help.

My pleasure.

Nice shoes.

Yeah, they're full of surprises.

How's that hand?

Yeah, I think that bastard beat me.

You want ice?

I'm okay, thanks.

It's okay.

Cute hat.

Yeah, it's his lucky hat.

He won't enter the mines without it.

Please excuse me.

I have to use the bathroom.

Oh, yeah!

So, you guys working over at Pisha Ranch Mine?

Yeah.

Well, how come I haven't seen you here before?

If there runs a tight ship.

Yeah, but not tonight.

Tonight we're celebrating.

What are we celebrating?

-Well... -It's the cowboy's birthday.

Oh.

I'll have to plan something a little extra special for him tonight.

Adam, are you going in tonight?

They're slammed. They just got a shitload of orders for the house special.

What's the house special?

Muffin tour. 20 bucks for a steak and a flash pussy.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

No one orders a salad, sweetheart.

His wife put him on a diet.

If his stomach gets any bigger, she won't be able to find his dick.

All right, you boys behave yourselves.

There's something wrong with the beer.

Can we get a round of tequila instead?

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Get wild, girl!

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Get ready for what Baby has to offer!

And what a beautiful specimen she is, folks!

And luckily, she can do her own breast feeding.

Keep it going for our beautiful baby.

We know that's a great little eulogy rod.

Muffin turf, really, guys?

Don't look at me.

Tony, you're watching Tina when she goes up tonight.

Apparently her boyfriend's a jealous douche.

God knows when he'll show up.

Why can't Remy watch Tina?

Remy's at the door.

Is there a problem?

Are her boobs...

safe?

As long as they get to the bag before the tag, yeah, they're safe.

What I mean is, do they have any freaky shit going on?

You know, I can't handle funky nipples.

Yeah, Tony, it can't be as bad as your funky penis.

What's wrong with my penis?

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We just got you comin'

Just try something new

Just go replicate.

It's a dream, it's a wild thing

Thank you.

Somebody get that girl another diaper.

How am I supposed to touch that?

Easy.

Just take a big shit on stage.

¿Está bien ese?

We're gonna take a quick break.

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Okay

What the hell happened here?

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And the crowd goes wild.

You really pissed yourself?

I piss myself all the time.

It's no biggie.

Newbies up.

Time to go.

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Yo.

Hands.

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You're disgusting!

You're not prevalent!

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Where the hell have you been?

Nice of you to care.

You know this is an important night for me.

Yeah, for me too.

Why do you have to make this so hard?

You're the one who's skipping town.

Logan, we've been through this.

Yeah, and it always ends up with you getting your way.

Hey, sexy.

Hey, gorgeous.

You get that brown belt yet?

You had any doubts?

Frankie, me and Logan are just in the middle of something.

Well, don't be hugging him all night.

You're just like your dad, getting the ladies all hot and bothered.

Yeah, but he knew who the keepers were.

That's my cue.

What did you do?

Long story.

My office.

of love that we all regret.

¿Estás bien, vato?

Solo necesito un poco de aire.

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Evening, Carl.

Come by for a closing night?

Lou, you know it's not going to be the same around here without you.

Oh, I'm sure you'll find another place to harass me, Noah.

The officer's here.

Looking for Logan.

Is there a problem?

Probably best we chat with him.

What's going on Carl?

Tell me, Blue.

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He stole a car?

Not just any car.

A cruiser.

Jesus Christ.

I know Logan's had a hard time of it, ever since Lucas.

Look, he's a good kid.

He's too smart for his own good.

Paul just really put his head in the right place.

Tina!

What are you?

What are you doing?

-What's going on? -Tina?

Get off.

Hey, get off!

Get off the dance floor! Tina, get off the dance floor!

Arnie!

I'm on it.

Looks like you got your hands full.

You got a cup?

Posy night.

Would it be any different?

-Let's go! -Come on!

Come on!

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Okay, gentlemen.

Most of you know her as our little feisty Frankie.

But tonight, she goes by the name of...

Thundercunt!

-Come on. -Come on.

Sui, stop it.

You're embarrassing me. I'm not the one standing

around with their tits hanging out for the world to see!

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Tina!

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Oh, my God.

Fuck!

I...

I had him.

I had him.

You had who?

I don't know.

He was so strong.

-Who? -I don't know.

-black. -He was black?

No.

He was covered in black.

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He was covered in oil.

Slimy.

Cold.

Ice cold.

He slipped out of my hand.

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We need to get Carl in here.

Hold on.

-What? -Just hold on.

Wait a second.

What?

I need to check something out.

Wait, what?

Guys, clean this up.

What?

And go get Carl busy.

What?

You're kidding me, right?

What?

I am surprised you didn't drive here in the stolen cruiser.

No. If you think that just because you and I...

What the hell was that?

Underground?

What the fuck, man?

Firefighters.

Motherfuckers.

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Hey, I won't be cleaning up any puke from

those sons of bitches if they make a mess in there.

Relax, Farmer.

It's just temporary.

Yeah? Thankfully, so is this fucking job!

Look, go downstairs, get something to clean all this up with.

Hey, not that beautiful boss of ours.

I ran out of turf here and somebody stole my fucking carving knife

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Where are your friends?

What?

Your friends, where are they?

In the bathroom.

Why? Somebody attacked one of my girls.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

None of my guys would do that.

He's covered in oil.

Pisha Ranch Mine, that's a coal mine, right?

Right?

Yeah.

Petroleum?

Oil?

What's oil doing in a coal mine?

Seems pretty strange to me.

Then again, you're not celebrating someone's birthday here tonight, are you?

Start talking.

My crew.

It was the end of our shift.

We were the last ones down there.

-¡Madre! -¿Qué pasó?

Oye, se vino a flaquito, ¿no?

-¿En serio? -Sí, más flaco que una vaca.

Thank you.

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Santa Maria.

Muchachos, miren!

Petronio!

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Motherfucker, did you shit yourself or what?

Look, we're rich!

Ah, catapult of the shit!

¿Es petróleo?

¡Por supuesto!

¿Qué más?

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¿Está bien, mijo?

Si, estoy bien.

It's the honor of the money.

We were going to go back tomorrow, excavate

the site, start to extract the oil.

But it is in oil, is it?

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What the fuck is going on?

It's not oil.

Yeah, so?

What does that mean?

I think it's something toxic.

I don't know.

I don't follow.

Well, remember what Tony said, oily and slimy to the touch.

So what are you saying?

Striking oil suddenly makes you a violent killer?

What the fuck?

Okay, this is not good.

-I think we should... -You're late!

Something else I got from Dad.

Good aim. What the hell are you doing with this?

It's not mine.

This one is.

What the fuck give it back.

Did you see what I just did?

Hey, we all get lucky once in a while

Lucky enough both you put the misery tapes away.

We've to get everyone out of here

Look, what the fuck's wrong with these guys?

There's black shit all over him.

-I don't know. -Just don't touch him.

Okay, hold on to this, sharpshooter.

-It's empty. -Very good.

I'm going to get the others.

I'm coming with you.

No, stay here with the boys.

Look, I'll be right back.

Just make sure you get everyone out of here safely.

It's weird Really which part I shot

that guy He's quick folks.

No, I mean, I already shot him like three times in bleaching his office.

There's no way he could have survived sharp shooter my ass

Alright everybody, listen up.

We need to get everybody out of the bar now.

I can't work under these fucking conditions.

I think I'm sounding crazy out there, so I

suggest you get out there, do your fucking job

like you get paid to, and see what the hell is going on.

Come on, let's go.

Should we call for backup or something?

Well, Logan's dead girlfriend and Carl here

make up for the entire backup in this town.

Next close up, it's an hour and a half away.

Welcome to the boonies.

Population 5,000.

Dropping.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This can't be happening.

This cannot be happening.

Frank, Frank, Frank.

-Hey, hey, hey. -Hey, look at me, okay?

Look at me.

Remember what I taught you, okay?

You're in control.

Always.

Hey, hey, hey.

-Come here. -Sit down.

Sit down.

Yeah, brother.

Hey, Blondie, a little help here.

Something's not right.

He's dead, Logan.

Are you sure?

Satisfied?

Look, why don't you make yourself useful, okay?

Move some of these bodies out of the way.

You start with him.

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Yeah, I don't think so.

Fucking dumbass.

What the fuck is going on out there, Blue?

I'm just gonna close up. We're leaving. What?

-Why? -Hey, Blue.

-Hey, Mama Bear. -What's going on?

I need you to get ready.

We're leaving. Why? You let me sleep through the last night.

What the hell is going on out there, Blue?

Where's Junior?

Um, hello?

Are you listening to me?

-Go! -Go!

He's dead.

It's good.

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Come on, back up, General.

Remy!

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Yeah.

You just can't stay out of trouble, can you?

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I told you so.

That crazy motherfucker wasn't dead.

I don't get it.

These guys are bulletproof.

And their fucking blood?

It's black.

What are they?

What's up with you?

-Jesus Christ. -Ruby!

It's not as bad as it looks.

No, dude, that looks pretty fucking bad.

Look, we need to get you and the girls out of here.

Where's Baby?

She didn't make it.

What?

It's one of these minors.

Where is he now?

The dressing room.

I took care of him.

Okay.

So that's all four of them.

Look.

-Wait. -Where's Tony?

Shit.

Kitchen.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where are you going?

You're not going anywhere.

Well, take the girls with you.

The farther away from these things, the better.

Okay.

What about me?

Oh, I said take the girls.

You're fucking hilarious.

How's that knife feeling?

Gene.

Fun Farmer John.

Time to bring in the middle reliever.

Oh, now help me with this fucking knife.

Oh, no.

What?

The baby.

Now?

Oh, distract me.

Distract me.

Okay.

So far, we're being attacked by this group of

infected- Motherfucking psychopathic godfucking killers.

Oh, that helped.

Why won't these guys stay down?

What do you mean, won't stay down?

I saw you bash that guy's head in with your bat.

Yeah, but the others.

Wait a second.

Just pull it out.

Fast.

Fast as you can.

Jesus, Remy, that's fucked.

Kid, just get it done.

Count to three.

One, two, three.

Look, I understand.

Ah, motherfucker!

Ah!

Ah!

You owe me one.

Ah!

What I owe you is a bitch slap.

Hey, if you want, I can put the knife back in.

No, what I want is for you to stop fucking up.

For Gene's sake.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Stealing a car?

Carrying a gun?

Look, get the fuck off my ass.

And Blue Gene's, too.

Oh, for fuck's sakes!

-Oh, this is Jake. -I'm sorry.

-Oh, God. -Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Hey, Tony!

What?

I think I have a name for your baby.

What?

Winnie.

Oi!

Die!

The head!

What?

-The head! -Shoot him in the head!

Adios, motherfucker.

Fuck.

Head, dumbass.

He was holding my hand.

That was a bit quick.

You just met.

Fuck off.

Now, stay.

Jesus Christ!

You cocksuckers gave liquorice to contractions!

I'm going to give you one too.

Yeah, we're okay.

Thanks for asking.

What's that smell?

He was infected, too.

We had to stop him.

Helen, I say it's done.

Yeah, so let's finish this.

Wow,

um, what exactly did Farmer John Hunts with

the- I don't want to know.

Cool.

The hell am I supposed to do with this?

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I'll take the lead.

Logan, you follow the licorice.

Frankie, cover him.

Gino, take the rear.

Plan is to get the hell out of Dodge before any of these fuckers get up.

If they do, aim for the head.

Don't touch him, don't let him touch you.

Frankie, you know how to use that thing?

I think so.

There goes our head theory.

Fuck!

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Shit, where the fuck did they go?

Why won't these guys fucking die?

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I think I got it.

What?

These things, they're infected by some sort of bad oil.

We could use that to our advantage.

Use what to our advantage?

What if they say we're oil and water?

They don't mix.

Exactly.

Yeah.

But the human body's made up of 60% to 70% water.

By mass alone, each human cell consists of somewhere between 65% to 90% H2O.

-College. -Biology's my major.

Yeah, I didn't think you went to class.

So how is more water gonna solve that?

It doesn't make sense.

Okay, it makes sense.

Remy Brebe-Clarke.

What the hell?

What time is it?

Ten after midnight.

Shit! The fucking fridge couldn't wait until we actually closed!

They won't stay on for long.

Guys, we need to get out of here now.

We need another water source.

Beer.

It's over 95% water.

Every 12-ounce bottle has 11 .4 ounces of water in it.

Bar training school.

Alcohol's my major.

Farmer John's secret stash.

Thank you, Farmer John.

These things out there, these oily fuckers, they're contagious.

We've seen it with Tony.

We can't let him leave.

We have to kill them.

You guys get that, right?

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Logan, it's not safe here, like we're showed there.

If any of those fuckers get by us, we've got plenty to hit them with.

Stay strong, Fort Woody.

Blue jean.

Don't worry.

It's just a seventh inning stretch.

Hold this till I get back, okay?

Time to go.

Remy, take care of my mom, okay?

You got it, kid.

Here.

I believe this belongs to you.

Sharpshooter.

Wow, that little boy's all grown up.

It's hot.

If I wasn't about to burst, I'd fuck you right now.

I'll go in first, slow the motherfucker down, then it's all you.

You ready?

No backup lights in here

Gene, open the door.

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Move it!

Hurry!

Fuck!

Jesus!

Let's get the fuck out of here!

She'll be back.

I know.

She worries all the time.

It's not me.

L.M.

It's my dad.

Lucas.

Bluejean never told you?

I just assumed Bluejean got knocked up in your dad's car.

Bluejean and my dad met like ten years after my mom died.

Where's your dad?

He's dead?

Oh Jesus, Logan, I'm so sorry.

That's the price for being a cop.

Without your dad's?

Actually, it's Blue Jean's.

What?

That's how they met.

On the job.

Blue Jean was a cop?

Let's just say, if it was a fight, I wouldn't want to be the other guy.

Let's go for beer only

Stay down!

Bye.

No, no, no, there's too much blood.

Do you like the flowers?

Yeah, they're beautiful.

Bullshit.

Fuck.

You're a really fitchy guy.

And I love you for that.

Can't you be a girl just once in a while?

Oh

Bottom with a knife.

Two outs.

It's time to bring in the closer, Gene.

Yeah.

I'll be a good girl and finish the fucking game.

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And this is for Rennie, you oily cocksucker.

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Sweet Jesus.

Bastard!

Turned off the power, the water.

It's my bar now.

Not yet!

It's after midnight.

Check the fine print.

We're sitting on an oil mine, aren't we?

For a small-town stripper, you're fairly quick.

We're in for a real treat because it's anything but oil.

It's much worse.

Oh, on the contrary.

All the better.

Five carbon atoms per molecule.

One hundred percent linear paraffins.

No fluid catalytic cracking required.

Sure, all that's Swahili to you.

But in layman's terms, it means that I'm sitting on

the lightest grade of crude oil the world has ever seen.

Black magic.

It is perfect.

And with no sign of peak oil for years to come, I'm sitting on the jackpot.

Does this look like the jackpot to you?

Unfortunate.

But necessary casualties.

We're still trying to work it out.

You knew.

Oh

It's time.

What?

It's time.

-It's time. -No, no, no, no, no, no.

Look. Look. Blue Jean's gonna be back in just a second.

No!

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

We need water.

We need water and blankets.

There's no fucking water, Logan.

-Right, right, right. -Okay, okay.

-He's coming. -Okay, okay, okay.

Just put your goddamn hands underneath my blanket.

-Help me, please. -Okay, okay. -Oh, God.

-What? -What? -They're fucking freezing!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Get back in there!

Yeah, you!

-I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. That's better.

The first extraction didn't go so well.

There were some unusual chemical compounds in the mix.

Let's call it a work in progress.

A work in progress?

Your black magic is killing everyone.

You have to shut it down.

Shut it down?

That is not an option.

My black magic is one of Mother Earth's finest resources.

Although it is a bit of a two-edged

sword, it's also her latest biological weapon.

She's unleashed plenty over the years.

Influenza, Ebola, AIDS, all in an attempt to

get rid of her worst viral infection, mankind.

And she has caused some damage, to be sure.

But we do manage to survive, don't we?

And that's really what it's all about.

Survival of the fittest.

Even the likes of you can understand that.

Right, B.J.?

You have a little something right here.

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Another unfortunate casualty.

Oh, and don't call me BJ.

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Bitch

Shh.

I love you.

Girl...

Yeah.

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Oh

It's just a deal.

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All right, fuckwad, let's do this.

Did you eat cheese?

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-B.J.! -B.J.!

B.J.!

-B.J. B.J. -B.J.

-D.J.! D.J.! -D.J.!

B.J. B.J. B.J.

Don't call

me VJ.

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Why don't you just fuck off?

Looks like I just struck oil.

Piss off.

Yeah.

Oh

Carla.

Remy?

Fuck!

You think your bike still works?

She's seen worse.

Good, because we're going to need it.

You know what else they say doesn't mix with oil?

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I have a reading to ask you.

Where did you get the name for the bar?

Save that story for a rainy day.

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Thank you.

Hey, officers.

Hey, Blue.

We're out celebrating this fucker tonight.

Oh, yeah?

What are you celebrating?

Carter, you finally got laid.

Looks like he's been celebrating since last Tuesday.

Oh, this is nothing, Blue.

He'll be drinking for all of us till next payday.

It's untouchable.

He'll be the last man standing tonight.

You haven't seen anything like this guy.

We've tried everything to get this fucker to pass out.

I bet I can make him pass out.

I bet you $100 you can't.

I'll give you till midnight.

If you don't pass out by then, I'll give you everything I make tonight.

Oh.

You're on.

But if I win, I get your bike.

What, his patrol bike?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

You're on.

Are you crazy?

Your patrol bike?

Think about this.

I got it covered.

You're insane.

Good luck, Carter.

Tequila?

This is going to be easier than I thought.

All right, gentlemen.

The moment you've been holding onto your balls for.

It's the lovely, the luscious, the lusty, luminous, blue jeans.

I got a brand new design for you I don't know what to do

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you tight.

I don't fight it.

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cuz my baby's got me

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so

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get a hot and

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when

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got me burning up all night, all night.

I want to hold you tight.

Don't fight it.

Don't deny it.

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I got a burning desire.

I

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baby.

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you tight.

Don't

it. Because my baby's got me burning up.

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when

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got me burning up.

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you tight

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it

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me burning up

She

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Don't fight it, don't deny it Cause my baby's got

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me

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to you See,

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burnin' up All night,

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hold you tight

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don't deny it Cause my baby's got me burnin' up I want fire

Cause my baby's got me burnin' up Cause

my baby's got me burnin' up

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got me burnin'

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Oh, look at that.

Carter.

Look at that.

Carter's blossoming.

He's just being a knuckleball.

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You cry for your mama, for your head, blood

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You're gone.

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inside

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don't worry

Just

She's gonna have a real...

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