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Original subtitles

come on you gotta be excited

we're going to the Roswell crash site in New Mexico

far more interested in the nuclear test

at the Los Alamos

alien fair enough

that really happened

it's just drug crazed hippies are so they came

weren't you a drug crazed hippie

yeah but I didn't say aliens

it's sort of few other thing

but not aliens

and then we're also gonna do a bit of camping camping

I'm not gonna sing in a tent

it's gonna be more glamorous camping

that sounds wonderful I'm really convinced really

my name is Jack Osbourne and this is my dad Ozzy

heavy metal God are you ready

Prince of darkness and surprisingly enough

history nerd as the old saying goes

like father like son

so my dad and I are doing something

we've always wanted to do

we're hitting the road just the two of us

and a bucket list of places

and things we've only ever read about in books

oh my god this is amazing

all seen on TV and the web

do you have your knife yes

civil days we might need it

there are no roadies no tour buses

what the fuck is this no boundaries

oh

welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour

let's rock and roll

alright we are in New Mexico

home to Breaking Bad

alien crash sites and atomic weaponry

I believe in UFOs

my dad doesn't necessarily believe in UFOs

I have been researching Roswell since I was a kid

I know lots about it um

so it's really cool that I finally get to go

and my hopes

dreams and aspirations are we do get abducted by aliens

and um

you know we unlock the secrets to the universe

that's it so we're going to a museum that

it's a basic museum of atomic history in America

they've got B29 bombers there

oh it's gonna be amazing

they've got rockets they've got Fat Man and Little Boy

that was the name of the two ones that dropped on Japan

yeah so we're here and then old Roswell

it's a bit of a drive for us

but I got this really souped up camper van

it's like this four wheel drive like doomsday vehicle

wow and it's got a toilet okay

we're going to a campsite tonight

why would it be cold at night

yeah but this RV has like heating and a hot shower OK

should we uh hit the road

yeah

here's our chariot

this is this is a joke no

it's the buggy wagon

where do I sit in the back or the front

no you sit in the front

I've I can say I've travelled on Concorde everywhere

now I know you're used to a G4 but it's all have to do

what the is this dad it's about bonding bonding

it's about you and I

farting together in the same bubble

this is like a joke I think I'm dreaming

this is where you'll be sleeping

so what do you think

should we uh hit the road

hit the road take your seat alright

we'll survive though

oh yeah sure

you know that mid 70s

me and the drummer Bill used to travel all over

man in JMC mobile homes

but they were better than that thing

well what did your mobile home have

besides mass amounts of alcohol

women and drugs it was

what was that hahaha

so I thought we're gonna have a tour bus

it's a tour camper van it's like a peasant truck

peasant truck no

no it's like the Breaking Bad meth camper van

that was more up market than this thing

but it's don't even feel car sick

the good thing is there's a toilet

you can puke in the back

the reason why we had to get this camper van

is that where the supposed UFO crashed

is out in the middle of nowhere

and you need a 4 by 4 to get there

but what time do you think we'll get there

well we're gonna go tomorrow

we're gonna go to a campsite tonight

you're gonna camp out tonight

mm hmm in this

yeah oh

I'll cuddle you keep you warm

you can fuck off ha ha ha

it's like my career took a dive

your career might be in like

a bit of a low spell right now

having to do this

but our relationship is at an all time high

but it could be worse it could be worse

I could be stabbed

I knew my dad wasn't the biggest fan of camping

but he is a big World War 2 buff

so before we hit the campsite

we headed out to visit a nuclear museum

and I was pretty sure my dad would love it

so

we're going to the National Museum of Nuclear Science

did you know that New Mexico

they call it like an atomic ecosystem

because they mine the uranium here

they build the weapons here and they

and they test the weapons here

what is uranium I mean

it's an element

an elephant no an element

wow

look at that bad boy wow

it's a missile this is wild man

wow look at this

a big plane big old plane

this is really really cool

just a mind blowing the size of everything

it's a nose cone hello

that's unbelievable

look how big this is what is it

a submarine ha ha

in the middle of New Mexico below

there's about 24 missiles below it

ha ha

it's amazing

that we all build things to destroy each other

hey electric funeral

Jim how are you Jack

I'm good Jack

good to see you good to see you too

hi Jim

Mr Osborne it's an honor

I'm looking forward to looking around

well this is a very interesting place

we have the largest collection of nuclear weapons

that people can see anywhere

including the very first ones

the ones that were created in the Manhattan Project

The Manhattan Project was a super secret

American Army project to develop the atomic bomb

and it came about

because the United States was attacked by the Japanese

that's when the United States declared war

and so

that's when the Manhattan Project went into high gear

why did they call it the Manhattan Project

I think it was to confuse the enemy

yeah OK

so if they caught wind of it

they would have thought it been in New York something

yes so it cost like a billion dollars back then

two and a half billion dollars in 1945

wow if we keep on going and look over here

so this is little boy

it's the one that used the highly enriched uranium

it was simply a gun barrel

and it just banged two pieces together

and the criticality came from slamming them together

wow

so

Fat Man was the bomb that was created using plutonium

and it was the one that was dropped on Nagasaki

so

this one was dropped on Hiroshima on the 6th of August

and this one was dropped on Nagasaki

on the 9th of August also

I heard that dropping the bomb saved lives

I don't understand that well

it did because

if the United States had

had to invade the Japanese islands

I see a million Americans might have died

and 2 million Japanese might have died

defending the island

how many decibels loud is it when it goes off

I imagine it was very loud

it must be like a mega mega Black Sabbath concert

yes in fact

I saw your concert when I was 17 years old

and so I was where Charleston

West Virginia and I didn't tell my parents

I went do you remember seeing Jim at your concert

absolutely he was a third row

was just sitting next to that one eyed trouser

is that the rocket launcher 1

this is called Davy Crockett

this is a nuclear mortar that's right

this thing could be launched by a bazooka

and it wouldn't even go far enough away

that it wouldn't kill the people who shot it off

wow so it was kind of a last ditch defense

that's the Davy Crockett that's it

yeah that's the Alamo defense called

yeah and the Alamo

and so this is the smallest weapon we ever built

wow you fire and you kill yourself at the same time

right device

sometimes

you just gotta go out with two birds flying high

and a big you haha

there was one that was a backpack bomb

the backpack bomb is really interesting

because there was a special forces team

that was trained to skydive into an area

and it had a mechanical timer on it right

yeah

and you set the mechanical timer and they were given

like you know

a few hours to get out on foot before it blew up

wow this is a Trident C3

and so this was this is inside a submarine

there's 24 of them inside each submarine wow

and they each have what eight warheads

eight warheads that's correct

they're called MERS they're individual warheads wow

we're gonna go back in the vault

and I wanna show you something that we have back there

that is very rare okay

but it was something that you could have played with

if you were a boy in the 50s OK

it's a painless it's not that hahaha

oh my inappropriate

I wanna show you something that we have

that is very rare

so we were at the National Museum of Nuclear Science

a quick side trip

on our way to the Roswell UFO crash site okay

if you guys would stand right here okay

Michael Jackson here we go

Hee Hee and

the museum's director had something special to show us

check this out

this was the most dangerous toy you could buy in 1950

the Gilbert U TWO THIRTY EIGHT Atomic Energy Lab

and this thing had real atomic material in it

radioactive material weapons grade or not

no no

but it was still radioactive

so this had all of these experiments that you could do

as a boy in 1950

cloud chamber

could help you see electrons and cosmic rays coming in

there were a Geiger counter like counting machine here

pretty cool toy for 1950s

not very many of them were made

in fact

they never made any money on these at all really

I am surprised

the the good thing about it was

you knew where the kids were all the time

cause they glowed in the dark

you just let him out in the woods

and you just see these glowing beings

where's Billy oh

is that there he is

cool alright Jim

alright thank you Jack

it's a pleasure appreciate it

god bless you thank you Ozzy

I've always been a big fan since way

way back thank you very much

thank you sir

leaving the nuclear museum glowing behind us

we headed on woods

to partake in one of my favorite pastime activities

camping and

half of the fun of camping

is buying completely useless gear

you'll only ever use once

you know I have some sleeping bags

I have a couple tents

but we still need to stock up on some stuff

I wanna get a knife okay

I've always had a thing about knives

stab stab

ha ha

they'll have plenty of stuff here

they have electric socks

what the fuck do you want electric socks

it keeps your feet warm they're like little feet

no you know

blow myself up

why at your age have you suddenly gone mad on camping

I've always loved camping

I mean when I was 19

I spent like six months living in a tent

every time that we'd go climbing in Yosemite

we'd spend like weeks than a tent

when you went up Al Cap where did

where did you sleep then on either natural rock ledges

or on porter ledges that you unfold

they're like hammocks

what do you do when you wanna go for a piss

just piss off the ledge you can fuck up

this is cool this is unbelievable

awesome getting the guns are over here

this is so big I know it is

well I'm set

let's go so I got what I needed

what are they

slippers

you need to launch if you want

yeah I'll get that much camouflage

I'll blend in great where did you get a knife from

uh right over here

but it will come with a leather sheath as well

alright I'll take it cool

you like that one yep yeah

you got um

thermals like long underwear

I don't need them are you sure

you're always cold the fuck is that

you will not be cold in there

how'd you get that in for a piss

I thought we'd get a little stove

which is good a nice charcoal grill

so you can have a fire without having a fire

that's it I think

yeah that's all we really needed

cause we got everything else in the van

I got the knife on oh yeah

you got it on your hip yeah

excited about camping no

I love a good campfire it's not a campfire

there is flames air

go fire

the whole thing about camping is building a fire

and you can't do that anymore

well because it's just been so dry in the southwest

we can only cook with charcoal or gas

the concern is that like

if a hot Ember flies off and lands in a tree

it's like everything goes up

so too cold for a hot Ember to fly anyway

a spark can come off of a falling fire

and sparks in a bit of a tumbleweed are going yeah

they have the Great Fire of Albuquerque

we're in jail I'm getting raped

I'm in the corner sucking my thumb crying

the future is ours son

look out for site 36 oh

36 where

right here see you

ooh what is this place

this is a place where dreams come to live

alright where do we actually park

we park this is it

this is where we drop anchor here

yeah oh

I don't look very adventurous

to me it's all in the spirit

you keep saying that what does that mean

I love the spirit of camping

the outdoors the quiet spirit of camping me

I'm gonna bottle of vodka

that's the spirit of camping

ha ha

whip it good

oh nice hat

you can't I rock ha ha

what the hell is that this is a bunch of camping gear

we are gonna pitch a tent

where you get a tent from

I brought all this from home

so you and me gonna pitch this

why do I wanna pitch a tent for

I'm sleeping in there

you're sleeping in there but I'm sleeping in here

and we're a team grab that corner

alright so why am I doing this

here's what I need you to do if you can

I need you to get under here

so get in there sit you gotta get in and sit down what

get in and sit down and then but in the back corner

like look at the fucking back corner

feed it to the opposite corner

so which one this corner that one yeah

so I'm gonna stick it in this corner

and then I need you you get in John

what the fuck you talking about

I must be insane I'm Aussie

I'm going out in the field with my nutty sons

on a picture 10

just let it go dad

let it go cause you're you're messing

okay we are nearly in business don't worry about it dad

just go stand over there ah home sweet home

do you wanna get the charcoal out and maybe light the

um barbecue

no okay

do you wanna at least go get the food where from

the fridge

Jack yeah

what do you want me to bring the sausages

yeah just bring everything out for dinner oh no

what what are you gonna cook it in

uh the grill okay

let's get coals going'cause this takes a while Alrighty

see if I can

wow Jeremy

we have fire

this is the best part of the trip you like that

alright

so do you tend to that you're kind of block the wind

I was seeing my clothes

alright I'll block the wind

you can't even block the wind without complaining Jack

it ain't my scene dude

camping there you go

get in front of the fire well

I'm fucking November out here

I must be nuts I knew it was gonna be cold

I just didn't know it was gonna be this windy

but I'm hoping that the wind will die down

when the sun fully sets no

it won't we're gonna freeze our asses off

I'm gonna get sick your mum's gonna go mad well

nothing new there oh yeah

as the sun set it got colder and colder

whose idea was this to go camping

I'm gonna cook and I'll be right back you sit tight

Rockstar One day waiting on hands and feet

luxury hotels private airplanes to end up like this

my dad's getting soft in his old age

you know what happened here I am

rolled up sleeves out here braving the weather

cooking our dinner

just can't hang anymore he loves it though Jack

this is pitiful this is absolutely pitiful

it's tough life

me and I won't camp if the weather's OK

oh boy

here we go

love this before I get a chill on

you got layers on you got thermals you're eating

I have survived in snow caves

I have survived in jungles

nothing but my childlike sense of wonder

and a bit of true grit okay

you're nuts ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

you definitely are an asshole

without any shadow of a doubt

I cooked you the perfect steak

you'll be warming up her elbow

will I well yeah absolutely

yeah I'll be fine

that steak was alright yeah

how about going to sleep then

early night early night

dawn sunrise

go for a jog absolutely

my son I love you

yeah I mean

I've camped in like the snow

I've camped in snow caves and

you know but what's happening now

you're going to sleep hello

so yeah

I mean can't

like this does not bother me at all

like I'm not fazed by this

I will sleep just as well out here

if not better than I would at a hotel

I'm not bothered

it was morning

and somehow I survived the night of sub zero weather

while my dad enjoyed the comfort of the camper van

he's so loathed

it's lovely morning today

there you are Nell

morning how are you

I'm good how you doing

I was making some tea do you want some tea

I would love some tea

I was freezing my ass off last night

imagine that I mean

did you feel the wind in here at all

no I was step like a lock

I mean

it literally felt like a rhino was coming up to my tent

and just shaking it

you're surprised the size of an envelope

the tent it's good for the soul

makes you appreciate what you have at home

oh yeah

do you know I had this weird dream last night

you know

I dreamt that someone was trying to get in my room

he was rocking it

that wasn't a dream at like 4:30 in the morning

I was trying to get in here but you locked the door

oh really

yes sorry

at one point when I woke up

I had snot frozen like frozen all onto my mustache

cause it was like that cold in my tent

you know and I was like

see and that's when I came to be like this

I'm getting in that camper

and I came to like

try and open the door and you've locked it

I didn't wanna bang cause I didn't wanna wake you

this was a sleep why would you lock the camper

when we're in the middle of nowhere

there's lots of wild animals running around in place

if I hear you screaming hey

it's a spirit of camping ha ha ha ha

you ready to go I'm ready to go okay

are we going anywhere oh

this is a bit ridiculous reason I asked for that

I will concur with that statement

but that hat looks good on you

I I didn't wear it for a fashion statement

I wanted to keep my brain warm

haha

although a little tired

we went back on the road to Roswell

where I had hoped to prove to my dad that aliens

did exist

oh traffic no no no no traffic please god no

why is there traffic we're in the middle of nowhere

why is this happening to us

why is this happening to me

this isn't fair for an old boy like me

two things I hate vacuum cleaners and traffic jam what

what is it about vacuums that you hate the noise

you can't think straight when you're around the thing

and then leaf blowers are even worse

I'm gonna get you a leaf blower for Christmas

you can fuck off you'll be wearing it up your ass

I'm on a roll again

with the traffic jam in our rear view mirror

our next stop was Petroglyph National Monument

what's a petroglyph

a petroglyph is kind of like carvings like in stone

so I thought we'd go see what it's all about yeah OK

you know

the reason I'm kind of into the petroglyphs is

they have like humans

and then they have beings with like big heads

and big eyes and

and some of them they have like things

but don't forget

they used to do a lot of I 0 to these guys

they did

but they also draw these spaceship looking things

listen

if you believe in UFO's why did you rent this thing

what do you mean this is not high tech

did you rent this on purpose to piss me off

no well

if you did it worked

the only good thing is that it's got a

it's got a a can in the back

it's a great thing Petroglyph National Monument

next exit

it's a playground ha ha ha ha ha ha

well just behind the playground is his petroglyph

now it says to walk through the playground

but I think this is kind of weird

that to enter a national park

we have to walk through a children's playground

no children they heard you were coming

you know where you going I'm just following the path

hey so there must be snakes around here yeah

oh yeah

they just it's too cold for them

well they would be in the sun right now

there's a snake right there

fuck off

I'm 67 years of age you're like gazelle

nimble fast

oh look

look at the eye where's the eye

what eye looks like an eye

what eye look on the rock

although it kinda does look like a UFO yeah

oh look

look at this one right here

see this rock right here oh yeah

look at like the horns and the face

it's a cow so

it was a place where a lot of different

Native Americans would congregate

and have sex

I'm sure maybe sex has happened here

I thought it was like one rock with a lot of them on

look what's this

this is like a weird humanoid thing

that looks like a weird little alien

like it's no

it looks like a skull

doesn't that look like a skull

no it's like a penis

that too look at that

wow

that's alien it looks like a robot

go with the square head and big ears

wow that's kind of creepy

the definite ominous looking face

give it I don't believe that's 700 years old

probably about 50 no

there's no way they've got

they've got pictures of this like 50 years ago

alright 51

so uh

we're headed down to Roswell

excited to get there at this stage of the game

I don't give a fuck where we go as long as it's Walmart

by the way I brought a drone with us

in fact I brought two

I thought it'd be good to get some practice in with it

why are we playing around with these drones anyway

I thought it'd be a good tool to get like

a really solid birds eye view of the crash site

cause we got the camera on it

I don't know it's been 60 years

but there might be some indentation

yeah I'd imagine if something was like

travelling the speed of light and then blow up

okay they found what they think was a crashed UFO

mm hmm is that the only thing that's happened

well no

there's been other UFO sightings here since

do you want me to break you down the theory

yeah so the theory goes like this

America test a first nuclear weapon in 1945

yeah in White Sands

New Mexico

all of its nuclear bombers are here

and weaponry is all in New Mexico at this time period

cause there was no missiles in 1947

one night a mysterious thing crashes

so the first statement released was it was a UFO

the first statement they actually said yep

a UFO crashed and the Air Force admits to it

the sensible thing to do is say that

so everybody goes there and what the weather

the weather is on of the road

well then the next couple days

then they said it was a weather balloon

then like 20 years later

they said it was a high altitude balloon

that was used as like

a spy balloon then in the 90s

they released a statement saying actually

all that was bull

it was high altitude skydivers but that's Bollocks

now

the interesting thing about all four of those excuses

right the only one that has witnesses

and by witnesses over 400 people

is the UFO one the UFO story

no one else has ever come forward to be like yeah

it was a balloon

but someone would have got some concrete proof by now

now there's a guy who runs a mortuary down here right

he got called from the government

and he had to deliver them four child size coffins

which is interesting why would why would you need

why would the military need child coffins

with my dad having completed his lesson in Roswell

UFO 1:01 the time had come for me to

study up on how the hell to fly a drone operation

drone flight the plan was to fly an expensive

camera equipped drone over the Roswell crash site

but I figured it would be smart to learn the basics

on a more cost effective model

what's historic about this drone

well no this is an implement to observe ah

stand back

okay

the controls are reversed

ah

no it's like a thing is up here

what's wrong with this thing sucks

I'm gonna be fit running after this thing all day long

oh I I just just do it again let's see what no dad

your hair is gonna get caught in that no

I want legs no dad

your hair like look how close your hair is to it OK

oh yeah good

see you just ruined it I haven't done anything

oh alright

wow

go dancing

it's

rock paper Scissors who's going to get it

you can fuck off

so I finally made it to Roswell New Mexico

I have been reading about this place

since I was 10 or 11 me and my dad

are gonna be going to the International UFO Museum

and we're gonna sit down and have a chat

with a guy named Frank Kimball

who happens to be a geologist and UFO expert

the cool thing with him is that cause he's a geologist

he's actually studying the physical crash site

like that that's his area um

and I wanna go to the crash site

I do so good times

let's go Roswell let's go

Howdy I

I sleep good I did

did you I went unconscious for about six hours

me too

do you have your knife yes

it's the old days we might need it

for what close encounters

are you stone you are

oh sorry

you know what what

I'm going to quite like this truck

ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha

this is my first time ever in Roswell

alien alien he's been taken up

this is crazy look at all the alien stuff here

alien spacecraft flying saucers

like Area 51 could there be more aliens here

look they're great

I'm not saying it's aliens

but it's literally the alien zone

like we're in the zone baby

it's really weird to to be in Roswell

you know yeah

I mean I've literally read about this place for ages

I know I have mixed feelings

nobody is absolutely categorically convinced

you convinced me if they were more intelligent than us

what would they want to come here for

I firmly believe that we only exist

because some extraterrestrial being

came here and decided to experiment

experiment exactly

I mean I think it's BS

The UFO Museum was created as a direct

result of the alleged UFO crash

near Roswell this is cool

it's visited by thousands of people each year

who share the same curiosity

about the existence of extraterrestrials

it's weird I knew my dad was a skeptic

so I hoped that Frank Kimball

our UFO expert can give us a tour

and hopefully open my dad's mind a bit

it's off to my kind of people like to smoke

oh look

this is all this is the White Sands testing range

so this is where they test all the missiles

how's it going you must be Frank

I'm Frank nice to meet you Frank

nice to meet you too so Frank

you've been researching this for a long time

I take it right

I've always been interested a little bit in UFOs

so I started reading all the books

and all the documentaries and everything

and then what I did was I went out there

and started using some of my science knowledge

as a geology instructor I went out to the

to the crash site and um

the artifacts that I found are kind of unique

they're pieces of metal and uh

they basically look very similar to aluminum trash

is what it looks like however

the crash site is is

is clean nobody camps out there

there's no uh

there's nothing out there except cows

it's remote and then

some of the mysterious things that have happened around

the objects that I have found

uh they have disappeared in the mail

I had one basically I sent it to university

and it disappeared out of the package

my computer's been hacked a couple of times

and I've actually had laser beams come into my house

it scared my family to death

they said dad what are you doing

it was Halloween that's why we planned a prank

I I know it wasn't Halloween

I think they were trying to listen in

by reflecting laser light off the windows

is it the DIA is it the NSA

is it like what agency would that fall under

I have no idea

I mean they sell them now at shops

and laser and things disappearing

it's called lost in the mail

I mean it's true I'm not saying it's alien

but it's alien there you go see

you're starting to believe already

we're gonna get you into cosplay pretty soon

just wait what don't worry about it

the museum at one time

had offered $1 million for any pieces of the Roswell

spacecraft no one's gonna ever claim it

cause that ain't such a thing as UFO's

I think they're wrong oh

okay Jeff

so what do you think about the story

something definitely crashed of unknown origin

I think we're on the same wavelength on that one

because that was the belief that I had

what about your dad what does he what do you think

it's weird it's too strange oh

we gotta take you out there

I'm in we might be able to convince you right

we might make a believer out of him

we might make a believer out of you

so let me ask you a question

do you believe in that stuff

I think it most definitely

I mean okay

I can't say most definitely

I guess something happened very peculiar

I guess

I choose to believe in the narrative that it was

something unexplainable happened

after over 20 years of dreaming

of seeing the alien crash site at Roswell

I was finally gonna step on hallowed ground

Frank who we met at the UFO Museum

was taking us along with UFO expert Don Schmidt

now the good thing about this guy don

is that he's done so much research

and he's interviewed so many people

I mean he wrote like the book the Bible yeah

the book that he wrote

it's like the one everyone refers to yeah OK

don what's going on gentlemen

follow us alright

it was a little weird though

when we pulled up to Don Schmidt and Frank

and they just kind of like eyes forward follow us

so we're gonna go another 12 miles now yeah

I'm gonna take desert and leave you forever

where the fuck are we going

how did these guys find this place

well I would like to officially say

whether you'll admit it or not

the only reason we're actually out here

is basically because of you

what the fuck you talking about

well you're the one that bought me all the UFO books

back in the day no

no no

so technically it's your fault

I'm not saying shut the fuck

you're insane with alien it's all bullocks of yours

mate yeah

well I've got you the Bible

but you're not an evangelist

ha ha ha ha I can tell you now without going

it's gonna be a a grass field

this is history

this is stupid

greetings

like a greetings of aliens from outer space right

haha

this is what's called the debris field OK

so this is this is the spot

wow and like currently standing in it or is it

we're right in the heart

as far as the upper Pinnacle would have been

just up through here

I told you it would be nothing but a flat field

but as far as you can see

it could have been anywhere

how I mean

how often do you think people are coming out here

and rooting around we've never revealed the uh

the coordinates only us

yeah and as you observed

who's gonna find their way out here

yeah I mean

you had literally have to know like pinpoint right

we met those guys for the first time

how did we not know they were a pair of serial killers

took us to this remote place

killed us and buried us nobody would ever found us

look they've never found the alien spice crop

former President Bill Clinton

he still is lamenting the fact

that he spent 8 years in the Oval Office

and he couldn't get the truth about what happened here

wow I mean

he talked specifically about Roswell

kind of makes you wonder who who's in command yeah

this area here is where the witnesses described

the gouge

something artificial skipped across the ground

and so I'm guessing

however many miles in that direction is where the

the ship ended up well

3/4 of a mile uh huh

and that stuff was thin and lightweight and you know

there's the reports of it blowing

getting stuck in the weeds

and up against the fence line all

and it's three quarters of a mile to the fence line

so that stuff was like blowing in the wind

scattered a several hundred yards wide

and three quarters of a mile long

all this work that I've done out here

I've I've got

I've got some pieces I'd like to show you

they're they're sitting back in the truck

I'd love to check it out the um

here's one of the military buttons wow

and this is just a tiny piece

but it's a phenolic epoxy resin that shouldn't be here

they didn't have it in 47

how'd you know it was not recent

this I don't

it hasn't been tested that's a good question

the only thing I know is that

it happened later than 1947

but it didn't prove anything

but it doesn't not not prove anything

if you wanna believe you believe that pigs can fly

you know if you put a pig in an airplane they can fly

and this is the cool stuff right here

I'm gonna take this out this has been tested

and this is the stuff that has almost 3%

molybdenum in it which is absolutely impossible

the isotope signature for that is earth

but the composition is unknown

it's a aluminum it could have been a piece of aluminum

with an old beer can you wanted to say aluminum

didn't you because I'm English aluminum

I'm becoming American I love it

I'm not an alien anymore you are a legal alien

oh here we are gentlemen

thank you so much

for the guided tour of the history of Roswell

UFO crash exactly

does it have a trail map does it

but no it does not

when I do a concert near here

you was get on your spaceship and come and see me

and uh guys

do you mind if we stick around and play with the drone

for a bit oh no

as long as the wind doesn't take it away

alright have fun

oh as long as we don't crash it either yeah

let's try this bad boy out

I wanna see if we can spot anything from the sky

hope it doesn't crash stand back

cause if it turns on

this thing will take your finger off

I could do it it's just manicure anyway

alright here we go

stand back stand back we're recording

it's a little wobbly

it sounds like a vacuum cleaner and I hate them

I'm really not good at flying this drone

look at it

it's all like he's having a nervous breakdown

coming down oh um

well sir

U f o U f o

pay me up study

should we see how high we can get it 75

80 wow

100 meters maximum flight altitude reached

can you imagine this whole area

littered with debris from some alien spaceship

one from 10 10 being 100% believer

one being like no

it's just a piss take I'm thinking about a six

I'm I'm at a nine

no I'm at a nine

I'm not 100% cause you can never be 100%

but I'm pretty damn close

I'm a believer I think the truth is out there

I think you're out there

didn't you write a song called believer

it wasn't about

it wasn't about believing in aliens

I interpreted that as about believing in aliens

you're off our list

oops

ha ha

what the hell is that I mean

I wasn't exactly going fast

four wheel drive holy

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