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♪ Here just spike his drink ♪
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♪ Why don't you do
him in some old way ♪
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♪ Supposed to be a funeral ♪
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♪ It's been a bad bad day ♪
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(foreboding music)
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- Baby.
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(phone rings)
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(screams)
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(foreboding music)
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No!
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No!
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(phone rings)
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- What?
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- [Woman On Phone] He is dead.
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He is dead!
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- Hold on.
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Tell me who is dead.
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- Parsons.
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Oh, Gram, Parsons.
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We met at a bar.
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- Are you sure he is dead?
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- Yeah, he's really dead.
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He's just--
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- Listen...
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Call an ambulance and
then get out of there.
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Where are you?
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- [Woman On Phone] Joshua
Tree Inn, room eight.
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- And another flames
burns out in the desert.
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Gram Parsons, the
standard bearer
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of the new country
music movement is dead
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following an overdose of drugs.
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While many young
America's young people
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are saying mornings,
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their parents will view
this as another example
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of how today's new drug culture
can so easily claim a life.
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- He was so beautiful.
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And he understood what
my heart was feeling.
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I'll never laugh again.
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My inner joy has gone.
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- He sang country music in a way
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it had never been sung before.
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It was country rock, although
Gram hated that term.
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And I think it's fair to say
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that when Gram died,
he died a star.
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- We'll leave you
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with the young man's own words.
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Gram Parsons wrote a song
called In My Hour of Darkness
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which contains these words.
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- And you are.
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- I'm his road manager.
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- Oh I see.
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His road manager?
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- Yeah.
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- So, you're not his
physician or a close relative?
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- No.
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- Mr. Parsons is
awaiting post mortem,
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he will then be
delivered to his family.
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I suggest you speak to
them if you wanna pick
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through his personal
effects, sir.
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- You listen--
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- No, you listen here!
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Mr. Parsons is dead and
no longer appears to need
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a road manager.
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Which makes two of us.
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- Hey.
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Hey.
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(slow music)
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Hello, buddy.
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How have you been?
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(slow music)
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(gasps)
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- Good morning, doctor.
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- Good morning.
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- What are you doing?
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Just taking some stiff
down to Neurology.
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- We have no
Neurology department.
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- Urology.
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Hold your horses!
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Let me get my paper work.
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- I have the paper work.
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- You have your paper work.
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I need to get my paper work.
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Gram Parsons was the
best friend I ever had.
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The greatest
musician I ever saw.
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We loved it down
here in Joshua Tree.
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We made a pact that
whoever died first,
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the other would come up here
and set his spirit free.
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Gram gave me his word
and I gave him mine.
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♪ We played king
of the mountain ♪
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♪ Out on the end ♪
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♪ The world come
chargin' up the hill ♪
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♪ And we were women and men ♪
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♪ Now there's so
much that time ♪
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♪ Time and memory fade away ♪
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♪ We got our own roads to ride ♪
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♪ And chances we gotta take ♪
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♪ We stood side by side ♪
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♪ Each one fightin'
for the other ♪
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♪ We said until we died ♪
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♪ We'd always be
blood brothers ♪
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- Goddamn, I'm so sorry, baby.
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- Yeah, out of a job again.
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- Never would've happened
if you'd been there.
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- How do you know I wasn't?
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- Well, if you were there,
you wouldn't have let him die.
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- I'm still on staff, he
was still my responsibility.
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So where've you been anyway?
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How long this time?
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Two weeks?
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- Yeah.
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Let's have this conversation
again like you haven't
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just spent six
weeks on the road.
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- Yeah, but I
usually leave a note.
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And there's a paycheck involved.
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(dramatic music)
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(tires screech)
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- Hey, lady!
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(banging on the door)
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- Barbara, long time no see.
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- Don't try and
schmooze me, Kaufman,
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you repellent slime ball.
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Is that the latest victim?
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- Meet Barbara.
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- [Barbara] Well, it's a
lot tidier than I remember.
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- Who the hell is she?
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- Gram's ex-girlfriend.
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- Girlfriend?
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I thought he was married.
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- Welcome to the
'70s, sweetheart.
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- What do you want, Barbara?
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- I'm here to fulfill
Gram's wishes.
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- That's nice, but I have no
idea what you're talking about.
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- Do you know what this is?
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- No.
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- It's Gram's will.
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"To whom it may concern.
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"I would like it to be known
that it is my wish to leave
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"Barbara Mansfield my
assets and belongings
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"in the event of my death."
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Signed, Gram Parsons.
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- That absolutely settles it.
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I mean, that's the single
most impressive legal document
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since the Magna Carta.
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- Still the jester, Kaufman,
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and still very unfunny.
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- It's not a will
and you know it.
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- No, it's better
than a will, darling.
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It's a signed promise from Gram
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to leave me all of his things.
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Anyway, it's none of
your business, okay?
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I'm here for the guitar.
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- Oh, okay.
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- Thank you.
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- There you go.
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- Aha.
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- Look, I don't have the guitar.
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Gretchen, his wife, took
it about six months ago.
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- Fine.
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Then I want the masters.
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I'll get them myself, thank you.
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- Hey!
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(dramatic music)
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- Maybe you wanna check
the cookie jar, too?
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- Why did you let her in?
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- It's all part of
the grieving process.
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Do me a favor, sweetheart.
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Will you go grab the guitar?
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- Where are you going?
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- I have to make a call.
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(phone rings)
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- Good afternoon.
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The Joshua Tree Obsequies.
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- Obs what?
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- It's Latin, it means burial.
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- Gram Parsons was shipped
into you yesterday.
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Is he with you?
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- Yes, he was here.
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It was a real thrill for
such a small facility.
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We nearly had Jane
Mansfield, back in '67
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when she passed through but
she was diverted to Frisco.
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We've done him up real nice too,
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but he's been moved on.
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- Where to?
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- New Orleans.
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Although he just
left, so he's still
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on the road to Los
Angeles airport.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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- Phil?
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Phil?
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What you doin'?
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- These things aren't that big.
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- Okay.
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Is that a problem?
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- Not really.
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- So what are you up to?
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- It's best you don't know.
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- All right.
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Keys.
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I don't know what
this craziness is
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but I'm not getting involved.
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- That's the point.
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- I don't know what
it is you're planning,
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but I'm not bailing
you out this time.
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- Right.
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- I'm leaving!
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- Again?
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- This time I'm not coming back.
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- I simply can't
give you any money
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based on this piece of paper.
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- Well, this isn't
a piece of paper.
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This is a promise from Gram
to give me all of his money.
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- Ms. Mansfield, Mr. Parsons
is a valued customer of ours.
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- Was.
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- Was.
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We can't just pass his
money across to someone
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who says they're in his will.
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We have rules.
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- You don't seem to understand.
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These are his wishes.
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(sobbing)
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- Ms. Mansfield, I
truly understand.
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(sobbing)
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- Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
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- Well, will you
please just tell me
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how I'm supposed
to get my money?
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- Well, I imagine you first
you need to prove that
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Mr. Parsons is actually dead.
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As we have no record here.
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- Are you saying I'm lying?
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- No, no.
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Absolutely not.
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To get any copy of
his death certificate
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would probably be
a good first step.
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- Thank you.
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(calm music)
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(knocking on the door)
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- Hey, man!
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I'm looking for
Larry Oster-berg!
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(knocking on the door)
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(calm music)
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Are you Oster-berg?
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- Welcome to my home.
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- Nice place.
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What the hell is that noise?
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- Manomanjari on the
sitar by Nikhil Banerjee.
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- Okay.
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- There's no smoking
in here, I'm afraid.
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- All right.
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- [Larry] Who are you, please?
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- I'm Phil Kaufman.
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- And how may I help
you, Phil Kaufman?
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- I'd like to hire your car.
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- Why?
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- I'm picking someone
up at the airport.
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- Don't you know
anyone with a car?
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- Yes, I know someone with a car
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but I'm told yours
is more suitable.
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- Why is mine more suitable?
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- It's a hearse.
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- Yeah.
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How is a hearse gonna be
more suitable for picking
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someone up from the airport?
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- It's a joke.
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- A joke?
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- Yeah.
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A prank, a surprise.
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- Oh, okay.
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Is a 200 dollars
worth of surprise?
273
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,600
- No, it's more of a
50 dollar surprise.
274
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,600
- I can lend you a bicycle.
275
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,560
- Besides, the car is booked.
276
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,880
- Booked how?
277
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,560
- I use it to carry
equipment for a band.
278
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,000
- Look, here's 200
bucks to unbook it.
279
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,720
Let 'em carry their
own trombones.
280
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,400
You don't have to count
it, you can trust me.
281
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,080
- Let's see.
282
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,640
I never met you in my life,
283
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,000
you shout at me
through my window,
284
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,880
you wanna hire my
hearse as a joke and...
285
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,440
you're 20 dollars short.
286
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,720
Why should I trust you?
287
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,960
- The last 20 is for gas.
288
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,960
And besides I'm the
one operating on trust.
289
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,320
I haven't seen the car yet.
290
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,080
- It's a hearse.
291
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,520
What else do you need to know?
292
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,040
Meet Bernice.
293
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,760
Bernice is a Cadillac
Superior Royal
294
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,640
Tiara Limousine Funeral Coach.
295
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,600
You got a 429 V8 engine,
296
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,600
offering 340 BHP,
297
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,880
4600 revolutions per minute.
298
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,360
You're looking at
a 21 foot beauty
299
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,080
with 156 inch will base.
300
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,640
Containing a four barrel
Rochester quadrojet carburetor,
301
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,200
with turbo hydromatic
transmission.
302
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,800
Bernice weighs
over 6,000 pounds.
303
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,240
- It's yellow.
304
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,320
- Yeah, it's yellow.
305
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,480
Bernice comes in yellow.
306
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,120
- It's supposed to be black.
307
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,760
- But they're all back.
308
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,160
- That might be my point.
309
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,720
- So how is a yellow
hearse covered with flowers
310
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,760
gonna be less of a surprise
than a black hearse?
311
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,840
- Because I paid you 200
dollars for a black hearse.
312
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,800
- No, you paid me
180 for a hearse,
313
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,760
and a hearse is what you got.
314
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,160
Take a long hard look at Bernice
315
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,640
and you'll see
she's one of a kind.
316
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,640
She's big, she's fast, she's
beautiful, comfortable,
317
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,600
but she's not black.
318
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,680
- All right.
319
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,840
Give me the keys.
320
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,840
- Why?
321
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,640
- Because I gotta go.
322
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,960
- Oh, no, she's not going
anywhere without me.
323
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,200
(grunting)
324
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,000
(engine roars)
325
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,640
("Flying High")
326
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,200
♪ I'm stuck on
the L.A. freeway ♪
327
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,120
♪ Got rain water in my boots ♪
328
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,680
♪ My thumbs done froze
can't feel my toes ♪
329
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,640
♪ I feel a little destitute ♪
330
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,800
♪ Wheels throwing
water all over my ax ♪
331
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,920
♪ And Mr. Jones won't
lend me a hand ♪
332
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,200
♪ Up come two cats
in a Cadillac ♪
333
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,320
♪ And they say won't
you hop in man ♪
334
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:24,240
♪ I went flying high ♪
335
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,240
♪ all the way ♪
336
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,720
- Oh, shit.
337
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,160
- What's the matter?
338
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:33,960
- Nothing.
339
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,280
- Well, what flight are they on?
340
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,720
- We'll wait here.
341
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,280
- Okay, well, what time
is your flight gonna?
342
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,080
- Soon.
343
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,600
- Okay.
344
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,400
How soon?
345
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,840
- Why do you ask so
many damn questions?
346
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,080
- I don't know.
347
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,560
Shouldn't we be at Arrivals?
348
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:06,040
- Will you please shut
up asking me stuff?
349
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:06,880
- Okay.
350
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:09,960
Okay.
351
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,880
So how long are we gonna wait?
352
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:24,960
- Morning.
353
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,600
- Morning?
354
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,120
What do you mean, morning?
355
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,720
- We'll make the
pick-up in the morning.
356
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,800
(laughs)
357
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,640
Hey!
358
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,840
- You wait until morning.
359
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,080
I'm going home.
360
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,600
I'm only back because I
don't trust you with Bernice.
361
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,960
If you...
362
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,320
I don't even know you.
363
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,560
And if you think I'm
just gonna walk away
364
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,600
and leave you with the car,
365
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,400
you got another
thought on the way.
366
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,120
(dramatic music)
367
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,200
- Parsons.
368
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,600
- You just arrived from
New Orleans, Mr. Parsons?
369
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,320
- Yes.
370
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,680
- And you're flying directly
back to New Orleans?
371
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,880
On the same plane?
372
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,240
- That's correct.
373
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,680
- Well, I hope you
enjoyed your stay
374
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,960
at Los Angeles
airport, Mr. Parson.
375
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,920
- Thank you.
376
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,880
I'm here to pick
up my son's body.
377
00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,960
He died out here, you see,
378
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,880
and I'm here to take him home.
379
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,640
I hope that's enough
information for you.
380
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,480
- I'm so sorry.
381
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,200
We'll see to it that
you get every assistance
382
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,920
you need on your journey, sir.
383
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,880
- Most kind.
384
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,840
(dramatic music)
385
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:35,960
- Can I help you?
386
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,080
- Yeah.
387
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,680
I'm here to pick up a coffin.
388
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,600
- Name?
389
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,520
- Mine or the stiff's?
390
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,200
- The deceased.
391
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,520
- Parsons.
392
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,920
- What was his name again?
393
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,440
- Parsons.
394
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,560
P-A-R-S-O-N-S.
395
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,680
- Parsons.
396
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,560
And he is a
397
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,200
musician.
398
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,400
- Was.
399
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,840
He was a musician.
400
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,920
(sighs)
401
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,640
(dramatic music)
402
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,200
(sighs)
403
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,920
- Papers.
404
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,760
- Oh yeah.
405
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,200
They'll be right along.
406
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,280
It's been a rush job,
407
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,480
they said you'd understand.
408
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,120
- Yeah, well, you
better tell them
409
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,800
that we've got rules.
410
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,560
And this would the
exception that proves
411
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,240
that particular rule.
412
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,920
- Well, I'm afraid we
can't issue a certificate
413
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,560
until we have official
notification of death.
414
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,000
- Well, he's dead.
415
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,720
- (clears throat) At
this current time,
416
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,840
the great Los Angeles
Register of Births,
417
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,520
Marriages and Deaths
does not regard
418
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,480
the local newspaper as an
official recorder of record.
419
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,240
- And here's your deceased.
420
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,440
- Much obliged.
421
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,240
- Good luck with her.
422
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,920
- Yeah, that's a she.
423
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,560
- And yours is
supposed to be male?
424
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,360
- Yeah.
425
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,160
- Gone.
426
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,000
- Gone?
427
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,240
What do you mean gone?
428
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,680
- They must've
got the wrong box.
429
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,640
The box has been loaded.
430
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,840
- How do I get it back?
431
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,280
You're a damn thief.
432
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,080
- That's very hurtful.
433
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,840
(dramatic music)
434
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,280
- Gram...
435
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,440
- Barney, are you receiving?
436
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,680
- What the hell?
437
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,920
Excuse me.
438
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,880
- Why?
439
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,600
- I've gotta get off the plane.
440
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,440
- I just got settled in.
441
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,160
(dramatic music)
442
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,560
- Excuse me!
443
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,920
Is that your hearse?
444
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:00,720
- Hearse?
445
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,880
- Are you okay, boy?
446
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,680
- Okay?
447
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,520
Sure.
448
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,600
- [Police Officer] What
you doin' here, boy?
449
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,080
Huh?
450
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:13,920
- Shit.
451
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,360
Can we speed things up a little?
452
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,880
- What's your hurry?
453
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,000
- I wanna get to Joshua
Tree when it's still light.
454
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,520
- Joshua Tree?
455
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,800
They said New Orleans.
456
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,360
- What?
457
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,560
When you came in you said
you're driving the casket out
458
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,480
to New Orleans, but just now
459
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,720
you said you're heading
on to Joshua Tree.
460
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,360
- Joshua Tree, yeah.
461
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,920
Joshua Tree City, Louisiana.
462
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,120
- I never heard of that.
463
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,600
- It's small.
464
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,000
It's just another local
community struggling to get by.
465
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,720
- I don't like the look of you.
466
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,480
Wherever there is a
hippie, there's a crime.
467
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,880
Even if that crime
hasn't happened yet.
468
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,760
It's what I always say.
469
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,200
- And here we are.
470
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,920
You should have told
me it was a Berkeley.
471
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,000
- Hey!
472
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,400
- I need you to
sign before you go.
473
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,840
And three more.
474
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,480
(Phil grunting)
475
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,920
- So what are you doing here?
476
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,760
- We're meeting
someone off a flight.
477
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,960
- You're meeting
someone off of a flight?
478
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,800
- Yes.
479
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,640
- In a hearse?
480
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,480
- Yes, it's a surprise.
481
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,120
- Which part is the surprise?
482
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,880
The fact that you're in
a bright yellow hearse?
483
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,400
The fact that you look like
something out of a horror film?
484
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,600
Or the fact that you're
a half a mile away
485
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,080
from the terminal and
they're gonna have
486
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,320
to walk across two
runways to reach you.
487
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:48,640
- The first part.
488
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,240
- The first part?
489
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,680
- Okay, would you go ahead
and tell me what the hell
490
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,320
is going on.
491
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,320
- Well, I don't care if it's
first thing in the morning
492
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,600
but I need a drink!
493
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,400
Never signed so many
darn bits of paper.
494
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,960
The hell with Vietnam.
495
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,440
It's paperwork which is slowing
this great country down.
496
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,920
We're drowning in triplicate.
497
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,320
Good morning, officer.
498
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,560
- Good morning.
499
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,360
- I was saying how
people with work to do,
500
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:13,720
people like yourself, officer,
are engulfed by paper.
501
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,080
Grab the end, will you?
502
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,400
Doesn't that just
drive you crazy?
503
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,800
- [Police Officer]
Yeah, I guess it does.
504
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,360
- One casket, six
sheets of paper to sign.
505
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,160
Six!
506
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,560
That can't be right.
507
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,400
Does that sound right to you?
508
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,720
- No, sure don't.
509
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,120
- The last thing I wanna do is
hold you up with any chatter.
510
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,800
You have a good
day now, officer.
511
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,480
Thanks for your help.
512
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,480
Come on, let's go.
513
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,440
Let's go.
514
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,240
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
515
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,720
Just a moment, boys.
516
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,680
Your sidekick here just
got finished telling me
517
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,080
about you picking someone
up from the terminal.
518
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,120
A surprise, he said.
519
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:54,480
And here you are, loading
a coffin into your vehicle.
520
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,680
- You see, the gentleman
we're meeting at the airport
521
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:01,040
doesn't yet know about the
sad passing of his aunt.
522
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,640
- And you're gonna meet him
off his flight with her coffin?
523
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,040
- Yeah, we're doing it
this way for the avoidance
524
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,200
of all doubt.
525
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,320
- That's a real nice touch.
526
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,280
- The ignition is a
bit temperamental.
527
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,560
- All right.
528
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,160
- You have to use
the screwdriver.
529
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,160
- I see that.
530
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,960
- Have a good day now, officer.
531
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,960
- We did it!
532
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,760
We did it!
533
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,240
- What did we do?
534
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,360
- What was all that
babbling about?
535
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,800
- I didn't babble.
536
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,520
- Goddamn hippies!
537
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,880
- You hit the wall.
538
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,480
- I clipped it, I
clipped the wall.
539
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,280
- There's a gap 50 yards wide,
540
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,640
all you gotta do
is aim for the gap
541
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,680
and you missed the gap!
542
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,200
- I was distracted.
543
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,320
We are supposed to
be picking someone up
544
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,280
and you arrivde with a coffin.
545
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,240
I just woke up.
546
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,000
- Are you on drugs, boy?
547
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,520
- Hello, officer.
548
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,920
Guess they make these hearses
wider than they need to.
549
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,840
- Shut up!
550
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,760
Are you on drugs, boy?
551
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,320
- Not at this time.
552
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,880
- Not at this time?
553
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,200
Well, let's see, you just
missed a gap of 50 yards
554
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,960
and you hit a wall
on broad daylight.
555
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,520
Why was that?
556
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,760
- Well...
557
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,680
(indistinct talking
on the radio)
558
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,480
- Well...
559
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,240
(indistinct talking
on the radio)
560
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,080
- Wait.
561
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,600
- Fantastic, well done!
562
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,480
- Oh, yeah.
563
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,080
Now it's all my fault.
564
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,160
- You hit the wall, of
course it's your fault!
565
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,000
Jesus!
566
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,160
Here it comes.
567
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,480
(siren wailing)
568
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,240
Well?
569
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,680
- Well what?
570
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,840
- What are we doing now?
571
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,280
- He said to wait.
572
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,840
- Nice doing, you made it
through the gap that time.
573
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,160
(laughs)
574
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:18,960
Jesus!
575
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,440
What now?
576
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,400
- Get out.
577
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,200
- What are you talking about?
578
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,560
Come on, we gotta keep moving.
579
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,920
- Get out and take
your friend with you.
580
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,240
- Look, I can see
you're a bit sensitive
581
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,680
about this whole casket thing.
582
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,880
- Get out!
583
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,440
- Stop saying that.
584
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,720
I can't get out.
585
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,520
- Why not?
586
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,480
- Look man...
587
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,280
It ain't right to throw
me out into the street
588
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,400
with a coffin.
589
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,000
Thank God.
590
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,200
What the hell are you doing?
591
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,600
- [Larry] I'm driving
back to the mortuary.
592
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,160
- [Phil] You can't do that.
593
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,240
- [Larry] I'm driving
you back to the mortuary.
594
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,040
- [Phil] Stop.
595
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:53,840
Goddamn it!
596
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,360
Come on, I can explain.
597
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,560
- Parsons?
598
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,960
- Parsons.
599
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,360
- Was he in a Berkeley?
600
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,800
- What's a Berkeley?
601
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,120
A luxury casket
of solid mahogany,
602
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,880
finished with a
splint hinged lid,
603
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,840
eight brass plated handles
604
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:12,040
and an engraved
inscription plate.
605
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,320
- Empty?
606
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,880
- Absolutely,
completely, totally.
607
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,600
- It seems awfully heavy
for an empty coffin.
608
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,480
- They're made of
the finest poplar,
609
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,320
and that's very heavy wood.
610
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,120
- Poplar?
611
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:25,800
No way!
612
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,920
Mahogany or oak.
613
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,200
But not poplar.
614
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,640
- Well, I'm not gonna
argue with you over it.
615
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,640
Poplar is very well-suited
into making the coffin.
616
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,960
- Okay, so, why is
there an empty coffin
617
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,240
in the back of my car?
618
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,560
- I'm selling them onto a
company in Palm Springs.
619
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,240
Lots of stiffs, lots of money.
620
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,200
And then of course they're
very environmentally sound.
621
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,520
And perhaps, under
these circumstances,
622
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,400
you and I should renegotiate
the financial agreement
623
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,560
between us.
624
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,000
- You just gave the body away?
625
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,680
- It's not like a bank.
626
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,360
People around here don't
generally just take
627
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,000
bodies they're not entitled to.
628
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,240
- Why did you give it to him?
629
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,360
- Because he signed for it.
630
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,000
- Who signed for it?
631
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,360
- John Nobody.
632
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,480
- John Nobody?
633
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,640
And where do I find
this John Nobody?
634
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,000
(engine starting)
635
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,840
- There.
636
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,520
- Hey, wait!
637
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,120
Wait!
638
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,960
- So then, Bobby transfers
them over into hardboard boxes
639
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,560
just prior to cremation
and I'd drive the caskets
640
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,440
over to a guy I know from
Palm Springs who resells them.
641
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,760
- As new?
642
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,120
- Well, I'm not sure the
one careful owner thing
643
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,120
works with coffins.
644
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,320
- The whole thing is
completely immoral.
645
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,160
- Yeah, well, I saw how
upset you were back there
646
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,560
when I mentioned money.
647
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,960
Just think of it as recycling.
648
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,760
- Look, I really
need to get home.
649
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,120
- Why?
650
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,080
- I just do.
651
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,360
- Well, while I acknowledge
the power of your argument,
652
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,040
we have some place
we need to be.
653
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,320
Sit back and enjoy the ride.
654
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,080
- What do you mean,
the body was stolen?
655
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,200
Who the hell steals a body?
656
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:34,920
Kaufman.
657
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:43,880
Hey!
658
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,640
Where's that son of bitch?
659
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,320
- The son of a bitch isn't here.
660
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,200
- Yeah, well, he's stolen Gram.
661
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,800
- Stolen Gram?
662
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,040
- Mm-hmm.
663
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,680
They had some sort
of weird pact.
664
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,840
I don't know, I think he's
taken Gram out to the desert.
665
00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,680
- Why?
666
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,920
- I don't know.
667
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,280
Some voodoo thing with hot wax
668
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,920
and dolls to stick pins in.
669
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,480
- That's ridiculous.
670
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,120
- That's a wise
move, if you ask me.
671
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,520
- I didn't ask you.
672
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,840
- So where are the cops?
673
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,160
- I called them.
674
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,160
There's supposed to be a
funeral in New Orleans,
675
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,400
I gotta find my son.
676
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,560
- New Orleans?
677
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,120
The man said he was
driving the casket
678
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,240
to Joshua Tree, Louisiana.
679
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,440
- Joshua Tree?
680
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,320
♪ Won't you scratch my
itch sweet Annie Rich ♪
681
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,000
♪ And welcome me back to town ♪
682
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,360
♪ Come out on your porch or
I'll step into your parlor ♪
683
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,400
♪ And I'll show you
how it all went down ♪
684
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,720
♪ Out with the truckers
and the kickers ♪
685
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:02,360
♪ And the cowboy angels ♪
686
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:07,120
♪ And a good saloon
in every single town ♪
687
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,040
♪ Oh and I remember
something you once ♪
688
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,120
- I still don't fully
understand what you do.
689
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,000
- Well, I do everything.
690
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,760
- Everything?
691
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,920
- This number's
for drinking money.
692
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,160
By trade, I'm a road manager.
693
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,400
- One of those!
694
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,480
Like a well-paid gopher?
695
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,040
- No, not like a
well-paid gopher.
696
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,200
I'm in charge of movement,
maintenance and management.
697
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,720
I'm a patron and a partner.
698
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,640
I'm a confidante and companion.
699
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,040
Ally, agent and ambassador.
700
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,880
I'm like an executive nanny.
701
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,960
Not a gopher.
702
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,920
- Executive nanny, not a gopher.
703
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,680
Thanks for clearing that up.
704
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,400
- He's a brainless
interfering asshole!
705
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,680
- Look, I don't know what
it is that you want exactly,
706
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,480
but...
707
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,000
(phone rings)
708
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,880
- That's him, isn't it?
709
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,480
- Phil?
710
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,320
- Hey, baby!
711
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,080
It's your love machine.
712
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,720
- God, what a horrible thought.
713
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,760
Look, you're gonna rot
in jail because you--
714
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,400
(vomits)
715
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,480
When I get you, you are--
716
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,280
Phil?
717
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,480
Phil!
718
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,840
Hello?
719
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,000
- Sorry, Barbs, I've gotta go.
720
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,760
- Thanks.
721
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,800
Thanks a lot.
722
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,560
- Kaufman?
723
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,400
Kaufman!
724
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,560
- What was that about?
725
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,120
- Sun stroke.
726
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,000
- You've hardly left
the car since we met,
727
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,440
how can you have sun stroke?
728
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,880
- I'm susceptible.
729
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,920
- Oh, you're a winner.
730
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,240
You are a winner!
731
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,760
- You wanna see what Phil
Kaufman is all about?
732
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,040
You wanna see what that
asshole is capable of?
733
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:16,880
Huh?
734
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,520
Are you coming?
735
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,960
(calm music)
736
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,440
- [Phil] Pull up here.
737
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,880
- [Larry] This isn't
the way to Palm Springs.
738
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,080
- [Phil] It is if you're
a coffin smuggler.
739
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,040
- I give up.
740
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,800
- [Phil] What now?
741
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,280
- [Larry] Gas, now.
742
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,040
- Are you an undertaker?
743
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,280
- Sure I am.
744
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,880
- Ain't you supposed
to be in black?
745
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,280
- No, we're special
rock'n'roll undertakers.
746
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,760
Musical morticians.
747
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,880
Hey, can you slam some
high test in there for me?
748
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,480
- This car runs on regular.
749
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,120
- Who says it's for the car?
750
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,000
- It ain't for the car?
751
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,360
(bangs on the door)
752
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,800
- Come on, hippie, let's roll!
753
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,480
Sun stroke, huh?
754
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,320
- Yeah.
755
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,760
Yeah.
756
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,200
(dramatic music)
757
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,600
- Good afternoon.
758
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,440
- Hello.
759
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,680
- I was wondering...
760
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,320
Did you happen to see
a hearse pass by here
761
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,000
in last couple of hours?
762
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,720
- What's it look like?
763
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:42,080
- It's a big car, a
couple of guys inside.
764
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,640
- Did one of them guys
get sick over there?
765
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,880
- I don't know. Maybe.
766
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,640
- Yup, I've seen them.
767
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,320
♪ Open up the sky ♪
768
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:08,280
♪ Cause I'm coming up to you ♪
769
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,240
♪ So send down your wings ♪
770
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,880
♪ And let 'em bring me to you ♪
771
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:20,120
♪ You know I'm standing at
the station ready to go ♪
772
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,160
♪ Oh big 'ol aeroplane ♪
773
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,000
♪ I'm trusting you so ♪
774
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,680
♪ Get on up big bird ♪
775
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,640
- So, the yin represents
negative, the dark side,
776
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,600
and yang represents
positive, good.
777
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,320
If you like the first is
earth and the second, heaven.
778
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,960
The yin yang symbol
is really evocative
779
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,400
about the whole concept.
780
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,640
As you travel around the circle,
781
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,080
white and black will increase.
782
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,120
Let me give you an example.
783
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,800
So, what seems to be...
784
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,880
In order to truly know good,
you must first know evil.
785
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,320
Without good as a comparison...
786
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,280
You welcome yang.
787
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,440
You are waiting--
788
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,560
(crashes)
789
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,520
- It would be so nice if we
could to a couple of hours
790
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,240
without crashing the car.
791
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,800
- I was distracted.
792
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,160
- Of course you were.
793
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,720
I don't believe it.
794
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,960
In the middle of nowhere!
795
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:45,760
Quick!
796
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,280
Get out of the car.
797
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,800
- What now?
798
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,720
- Pretend to have
a conversation.
799
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:55,520
Okay.
800
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,040
- What about?
801
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,040
- I don't know what about,
ever since I met you
802
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,560
you talked yabber, yabber, yaba.
803
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,800
Religion, your supersonic
super charged car,
804
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,680
the dark side, now you gotta
talk and you can't think
805
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,200
of anything to say?
806
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,360
Whatever your fool religion
is, I think it worked.
807
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,880
- It's more of a
philosophy than a religion.
808
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,840
Religion is more--
809
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:27,640
- Shut up.
810
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,040
(indistinct talking
on the radio)
811
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,320
- G' afternoon, gentlemen.
812
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,120
- Good afternoon, oficer
813
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,400
How's it going?
814
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,280
- It's going just
fine, thank you.
815
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,440
And how are things with you?
816
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,760
- Good, good.
817
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,680
We just stopped to take
a look at this fine view
818
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,720
you guys got.
819
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,360
- Uh-huh.
820
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,560
It is nice around these
parts, if you like the desert.
821
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,800
How are things with
you today, sir?
822
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:15,800
- Well.
823
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,120
Really well, actually.
824
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,440
Thanks.
825
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,800
- The reason I ask you
is you seem to have run
826
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,960
into one of our road signs.
827
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,480
I'm surprised you
hadn't noticed earlier
828
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,840
as it does appear to be
impeding your forward progress.
829
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,600
- That's a funny line.
830
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,320
- Thank you.
831
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,400
I was wondering if you
gentlemen could give me a hand?
832
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,920
- Sure, anything.
833
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,840
- I'm looking for some
fellows that stole a body
834
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,840
back there at the airport.
835
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:43,600
- A body?
836
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,400
Stole a body?
837
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,640
- Uh-huh, body.
838
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,920
Rather like the one in the
back of your vehicle there.
839
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,120
- That's an empty
coffin, officer.
840
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,640
- Uh-huh.
841
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,240
- I know it sounds
strange, but these guys,
842
00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,760
there were two of them.
843
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,240
They stole the body,
loaded it into the back
844
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:01,040
of an old yellow hearse
painted with flowers,
845
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,680
and they're supposed to
be headed out this way.
846
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,520
- A hearse?
847
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,840
Flowers?
848
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,360
- I think he's onto us, Larry.
849
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,480
He's just having a little
fun at our expense.
850
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,280
- Uh-huh.
851
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,400
In the car.
852
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,560
Take the keys.
853
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,000
- Goddamn!
854
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,280
- He said body.
855
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,560
He said we stole a body.
856
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,760
- He meant a coffin.
857
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,360
- He didn't say
coffin, he said body.
858
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,040
- I apprehended suspects in
yellow hearse with stolen body.
859
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,160
- Tell me we have not
stolen a real person.
860
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,640
- Look, the place I
get the coffins from
861
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,160
probably hasn't
filed a report yet,
862
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,800
it'll be sorted out
within the hour, trust me.
863
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,240
- I'm overflowing with
trust for you, man.
864
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:06,560
I feel this overwhelming
feeling of trust
865
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,560
every time I look at you.
866
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,160
- Damn!
867
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,200
- What are we gonna do?
868
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,040
- Time.
869
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,000
- What?
870
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:15,920
- We're going to get arrested
871
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:16,960
and then we're gonna go to court
872
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,280
and then we're gonna go to jail,
873
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,120
and that's what we're
gonna do for a while.
874
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,160
- What if I could slip
out of these cuffs?
875
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,440
- That would be great.
876
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,920
And then maybe we
can suspend you
877
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,400
from a bridge in a strait
jacket and light you up on fire.
878
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,360
- No really.
879
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,640
I can slip out of these cuffs.
880
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,480
- Show me.
881
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,400
- I think we should go.
882
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,560
We'll be moving on
now that your sign
883
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,520
no longer appears to be
impeding our forward progress.
884
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,480
- Hey!
885
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,640
Stop that car!
886
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,360
You hit my bike!
887
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,320
- [Phil] What the
hell are you doing?
888
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,440
- Stay there!
889
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,760
- [Phil] Turn it on.
890
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,640
- [Larry] I can't,
he's got the key.
891
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,160
- So we can escape, but we
can only drive in a circle?
892
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,680
- Yes.
893
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,520
- You're going to jail.
894
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,480
Hey!
895
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,200
Hey!
896
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,240
Are you crazy?
897
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,600
(rock music)
898
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,520
- Wow.
899
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,880
That's it.
900
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,520
They're gonna lock me up
and throw away the key.
901
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,280
- Why would they do that?
902
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,040
- You saw what happened I
drove into a cop's bike,
903
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,480
that's destruction of police
property or something.
904
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,960
- You worry too much.
905
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,760
- Not until I met you.
906
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,960
- [Voiceover] What are we doing?
907
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,280
- [Barbara] What do you mean?
908
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,760
- What are we doing here?
909
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,360
What are we chasing?
910
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,080
- I don't know about you,
honey, but I need Gram.
911
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,640
- That's really touching,
912
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:29,800
but you gotta come to terms
with the fact that he's dead.
913
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,000
- I know he's dead, honey.
914
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,640
Okay?
915
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,920
It's just that his body hasn't
been officially identified
916
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,800
and there's no
certificate of death.
917
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,880
- This is all about
money, isn't it?
918
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,680
- Isn't everything?
919
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,240
Look, I was an orphan at
14, and a waitress at 15.
920
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,680
I do things the way I do them
921
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,680
because it puts
food on the table.
922
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,800
Now, I just want what's mine
923
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,240
and then I'll be gone.
924
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:57,200
Gone real fast.
925
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,240
- And why do you deserve
anything, Barbara?
926
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:02,520
Without my support, he would
have never even made it.
927
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,320
Until Kaufman came along
and shit on everything.
928
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,200
- He's not responsible for
your problems with Gram.
929
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,600
You lost him on your own.
930
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,080
- What do you know?
931
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,640
- I know that he can
be a pain in the ass,
932
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,400
but when it came to Gram he
only did the right thing.
933
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,360
- Never in his life has Phil
Kaufman ever done anything
934
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,960
because it was the
right thing to do.
935
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,120
I will bet the ranch that
wherever he is right now,
936
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,840
he's having some fun
937
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,520
because that's what he does.
938
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,520
That is all that he does.
939
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,480
- Jesus, what the hell is that?
940
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,520
- It's a dinosaur.
941
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,560
- That's very perceptive.
942
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,840
What's it doing?
943
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,280
- Polyonax Place?
944
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,720
Polyonax is probably
some kind of dinosaur.
945
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,040
Dinoburgers, reptile
steaks, primeval soup.
946
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,960
Titanosaurian portions,
pre-historical prices,
947
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,480
liqueur served.
948
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,000
- Pull over, let's eat.
949
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,400
- Let's not.
950
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,040
The cop is probably
right on our trail.
951
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,280
We'll get on to Palm
Springs and do this thing
952
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,720
and I can go home.
953
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,680
And you can do
whatever it is you do.
954
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,960
Just do it.
955
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,680
- We need to stop, I'm
starting to get hungry,
956
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,840
and I ain't very nice hungry.
957
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,440
- I vote to keep going.
958
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,240
- What gave you the impression
that this was a democracy?
959
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,080
Pull over!
960
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:54,360
- Do you have any idea what
it's like to love someone?
961
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,800
- Sweety, that's very
touching that you're in love
962
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:04,080
with Phil Kaufman but
unfortunately so is he.
963
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,440
I'm sure you're just
handy to have around.
964
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,600
- Okay, you vindictive, bitch.
965
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,240
I am going with
you to Joshua Tree
966
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,400
'cause I wanna know what
the hell is going on.
967
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,240
But don't you ever
tell me how or what
968
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,960
to feel about anybody.
969
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,600
Or I'll smash that pretty
little face of yours
970
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,280
off the road, got it?
971
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,240
- Do you kiss your
mamma with that mouth?
972
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:33,480
♪ Love hurts ♪
973
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:37,000
♪ Love scars ♪
974
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,760
♪ Love wounds ♪
975
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,640
- You frighten him.
976
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,520
- I do not.
977
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,520
- Everyone else he brings
the food he announces it.
978
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,320
Diplodocus this, alosaurus that.
979
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,400
With us, he slaps it
down and runs cover.
980
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,520
Probably something to
do with that rabbit food
981
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,800
you're eating.
982
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,120
- Look, I'm a vegetarian.
983
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,800
I have a problem
with dead flesh.
984
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,400
- I get it.
985
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,520
This stuff'll mess
you up every time.
986
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,240
(dramatic music)
987
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,320
♪ I'm young ♪
988
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,800
♪ I know ♪
989
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,880
♪ But even ♪
990
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:36,880
- Howdy.
991
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,160
- Yep.
992
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:39,000
- Beer.
993
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:40,560
- Mm-hmm.
994
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,960
- Would you put slug of
bourbon in that please?
995
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:45,760
- Sure.
996
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,200
Bad day?
997
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,120
- Yeah.
998
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,160
Real bad day.
999
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,440
- What happened?
1000
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,360
- My boy died out
here the other day
1001
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,360
and a couple of
punks stole his body.
1002
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,680
- Oh, man, I'm sorry.
1003
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,320
That's worth a
shot on the house.
1004
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,280
- Obliged.
1005
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,040
- We gotta go.
1006
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,920
- I haven't finished my drink.
1007
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,560
- Why would someone
steal a body?
1008
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,120
- All gone.
1009
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,600
- Maybe they are souvenir
hunters or something.
1010
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,400
He was sort of famous.
1011
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,760
- Thanks, guys.
1012
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,960
Who is he?
1013
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,200
- Gram Parsons.
1014
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,720
- Gram Parsons!
1015
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:35,920
- Gram Parsons?
1016
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,280
Gram Parsons.
1017
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,760
That's Gram Parsons's dad?
1018
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,400
- We better get goin'.
1019
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,400
- He said someone took
Gram Parson's body.
1020
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,680
Two people.
1021
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,840
- Yeah, he was a
real clever mouth,
1022
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,160
I don't think he's
never going to shut up.
1023
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,080
And although that's
real interesting,
1024
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:52,880
we gotta keep our schedule.
1025
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:53,680
- Schedule?
1026
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:54,800
What schedule?
1027
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,080
There is no schedule.
1028
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,640
- We gotta make our delivery,
1029
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,560
we gotta get our package
to Palm Springs, remember?
1030
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,360
- Package?
1031
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,960
We've stolen that man's son!
1032
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:04,880
- Stolen?
1033
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:05,720
His son?
1034
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:07,240
That's outrageous!
1035
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:08,520
I'm appalled that you could
even think we would do
1036
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:09,560
such a thing.
1037
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,560
- I don't know what
you take me for.
1038
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,520
I wanna see in that box.
1039
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:18,800
- We gotta go.
1040
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,360
- It's heavy.
1041
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,280
- Of course it's
heavy, wood is heavy.
1042
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,320
- Yeah, I remember,
the finest poplar.
1043
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,560
(gasps)
1044
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,320
Jesus!
1045
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,280
Jesus!
1046
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,320
Jesus! Jesus!
1047
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,000
- Oh boy!
1048
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:40,840
Yup.
1049
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:42,440
They gave us a full one!
1050
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,320
Look, we'll sort all this out
when we get in Palm Springs.
1051
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,400
- Oh, my God!
1052
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,440
You stole Gram Parsons!
1053
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,680
- Technically, we
stole Gram Parsons.
1054
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,000
- I stole a coffin,
1055
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,800
I didn't know there
was a body in it.
1056
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,960
- Save that line for court.
1057
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,440
What are you doing?
1058
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,920
- I don't know.
1059
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,000
What am I doing?
1060
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,120
I mean, what am I doing!
1061
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,360
Why am I here?
1062
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:06,720
Why am I with you?
1063
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,760
What is going on?
1064
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,400
- Calm down.
1065
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,360
- It was bad enough when
I ran over the cop's bike.
1066
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,080
Now I'm a fuckin' body snatcher!
1067
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,800
- If you can wrap
it up, we could go.
1068
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,680
- Go?
1069
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,800
You go.
1070
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,200
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
1071
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,680
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna give that man
1072
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,640
his son back.
1073
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,200
I'm gonna do the right thing,
1074
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,280
I'm going to follow
my conscience.
1075
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,240
I'm going.
1076
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,080
- Shit.
1077
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,680
Jesus.
1078
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,640
Come on, hippie.
1079
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,320
Hippie, come on.
1080
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,160
Hippie.
1081
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,400
Hippie, come on.
1082
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:42,240
Shit.
1083
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:44,880
Come on.
1084
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,040
Sorry about that, hippie, but
that's something I gotta do.
1085
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,520
("Bad Penny")
1086
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:14,400
♪ Well like a bad penny
you've turned up again ♪
1087
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,720
♪ You're in my sight ♪
1088
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,640
♪ There's a mist on my lens ♪
1089
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,360
♪ I think you know how it was ♪
1090
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:25,480
♪ When I tripped and fell ♪
1091
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,320
Welcome back, hippie.
1092
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,240
- Why did you do it?
1093
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,720
- Do what?
1094
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:39,920
- Have a guess.
1095
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,480
- I gave my word, this
is what Gram wanted.
1096
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,120
- What?
1097
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:52,800
Cruise him around the desert
until he started to smell?
1098
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,200
Well?
1099
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,640
- I made a promise, I keep it.
1100
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,760
(tires screech)
1101
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,240
- You made me do it, you jerk.
1102
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,000
I never hit anyone in my life.
1103
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,160
You pushed and you pushed.
1104
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,960
You gave me no choice.
1105
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,760
(dramatic music)
1106
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,440
Come on, Bernice.
1107
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,200
Not your lights.
1108
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,040
Not now.
1109
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,120
(clicking)
1110
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:19,760
Shit.
1111
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,480
Shit, shit!
1112
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:29,320
Shit!
1113
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,040
(dramatic music)
1114
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,720
- Yeah?
1115
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,960
- I'm one of the guys
that took your son.
1116
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,400
- Where is he?
1117
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,680
- May I come in?
1118
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,200
- Phil!
1119
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,040
Phil.
1120
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,720
What happened to your head?
1121
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,160
- A hippie hit it.
1122
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,240
I thought you had gone.
1123
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,080
- Hold that thought.
1124
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,640
- What the hell does that mean?
1125
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,600
It means I need to know what
the hell is going on here.
1126
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,160
- I told you what's going on!
1127
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,800
He's gonna set fire to my
Gram at some freaky ceremony
1128
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,400
with black magic and dolls.
1129
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,960
- Dolls?
1130
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,640
- I want my man back.
1131
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,000
I had enough of this shit.
1132
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,720
- Where are the keys?
1133
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:57,880
Shit.
1134
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,080
- Whatever happened to peace,
1135
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,560
love and understanding, hippie?
1136
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,640
- You're Kaufman?
1137
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,440
- Yeah.
1138
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,600
- Oh, hello, Stanley.
1139
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:13,840
Remember me?
1140
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,520
The psychotic girlfriend?
1141
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:16,920
- Hello, Barbara.
1142
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,400
Nothing wrong with your memory.
1143
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,720
You boys mind telling
me why you stole my son?
1144
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,680
- I didn't know
he was in the box.
1145
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,400
- I'm gonna cremate him
out here in the desert
1146
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:28,560
where he felt at home.
1147
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:29,720
That's what he wanted.
1148
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,960
- The hell you are, Kaufman.
1149
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,160
- No, I can't let you do that.
1150
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:36,480
- I know you have to.
1151
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:39,240
- I don't have to do
anything, Mr. Kaufman!
1152
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,640
This is my loss, my son.
1153
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:43,440
- It's to late to claim him now.
1154
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,240
- What's that supposed to mean?
1155
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,520
- All he ever wanted from
you was your approval.
1156
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:50,120
He wanted you to be proud
of what he'd achieved.
1157
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,720
- Of course I was proud of him.
1158
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,680
I saved everything.
1159
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,080
Every photo, every
album, every article.
1160
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,560
- It's no good telling me,
you should have told him.
1161
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,000
- I understand you were
his right hand man,
1162
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,360
as well as his friend.
1163
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,040
- I was both, yeah.
1164
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,240
- And that when he
died, you weren't there.
1165
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,520
When he needed you the most.
1166
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,520
- That's right.
1167
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,280
- So the guilt is
not all mine then.
1168
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:16,400
- I guess not.
1169
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,640
I lost him once in life,
and now you're trying to
1170
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:25,240
to take him away from me again.
1171
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,240
- Oh, God, can we
just cut through this?
1172
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,560
Okay?
1173
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,520
Now, you two stole the body.
1174
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:40,320
Theft.
1175
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,080
And you are an old fool who
should've called the police
1176
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,520
but hasn't.
1177
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,040
Stupidity.
1178
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,880
Now, let's just call the
cops and get this thing done.
1179
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,520
Okay?
1180
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,080
The sooner we get a death
certificate and bury him,
1181
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,640
and then his soul will
be properly laid to rest.
1182
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,600
- That's it.
1183
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:57,840
- Hey.
1184
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,000
(grunts)
1185
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Get your hands off of me!
1186
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:05,920
- Give me a chair.
1187
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,880
- [Barbara] Let me out of here!
1188
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,720
You're in trouble, Kaufman!
1189
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,560
This is bullshit, Kaufman!
1190
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:15,240
- I was his road
manager and his friend.
1191
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,320
We both loved it out
here in the desert.
1192
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:21,120
We had a pact that
whoever died first,
1193
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:24,280
the other would come out
here and set him free.
1194
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,800
Gram gave his word
and I gave mine.
1195
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,720
- You're a couple of druggies,
why should I believe you?
1196
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,800
- Sir, I don't take drugs.
1197
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,840
- What about you?
1198
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,280
Are you a druggie?
1199
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,280
- Yes, I am.
1200
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,560
- [Barbara] Stanley!
1201
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,040
They're gonna burn
your son, Stanley!
1202
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,040
- Nice work.
1203
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:46,680
- [Barbara] Sick bastard!
1204
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:47,600
- Let's go.
1205
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,120
- [Larry] Hey, man.
1206
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:57,960
- What?
1207
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,040
- I can't do this.
1208
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,560
- Just do what
feels right to you.
1209
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:16,360
- Goddamn it.
1210
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,240
- You called them?
1211
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:26,480
- No.
1212
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,800
- Are you gonna call them?
1213
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,760
- You haven't given
me a reason not to.
1214
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,640
- There is no reason.
1215
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,000
If someone tried to
steal my son's body,
1216
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,640
I'd stop them for sure.
1217
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:39,640
- So, are you prepared
to go to jail?
1218
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,200
- We're expecting to.
1219
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:43,960
- [Barbara] Don't
you worry, Kaufman.
1220
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,400
It's gonna happen.
1221
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,120
- Mr. Parsons.
1222
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,640
- What is it, son?
1223
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,640
I've been a junkie
for over four years--
1224
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,480
- You don't need to--
1225
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,560
- I've taken heroin, speed,
1226
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,360
uppers, downers, blues,
1227
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:01,280
morphine, methadone,
mushrooms, Quaaludes,
1228
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,960
acid, valium, barbiturates,
1229
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,160
straight LSD, marijuana,
1230
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,640
marijuana laced with opium.
1231
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,160
Nembutone,
1232
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:10,320
mescaline, of course,
1233
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,880
and medicinal methaqualone which
1234
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,680
made me shake uncontrollably
1235
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,640
for six days and
vomit on the hour.
1236
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:21,640
- It's very impressive, son.
1237
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,000
- Not my point, sir.
1238
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,520
- You'd better make that point.
1239
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,280
- I started working my
way through this list
1240
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:31,400
on June 5th, 1969
and since then,
1241
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,200
there hasn't been a day
when I didn't at least
1242
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,240
smoke a joint.
1243
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:37,320
- Are we sure this is helping?
1244
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,920
- And now I stopped.
1245
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:43,360
I stopped because
it seemed I had
1246
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,880
something more important to do.
1247
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:50,680
He is doing this because
he gave his word.
1248
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:56,000
And I'm prepared to do it now
because I think it's right.
1249
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,840
I believe everybody has a soul
1250
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,640
and Gram's soul does not belong
1251
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:06,160
in some family plot
surrounded by strangers.
1252
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,960
It belongs out right here,
where it was happiest.
1253
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,720
(dramatic music)
1254
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:27,160
- I'll go outside and
say goodbye to my son.
1255
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,760
- Did you really
take all those drugs?
1256
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,280
- I don't remember.
1257
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,840
- Where did he go?
1258
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,160
- [Barbara] You're
going to prison!
1259
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:57,800
You'll be somebody's
bitch in there, Kaufman!
1260
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,400
(grunts)
1261
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:11,200
(dramatic music)
1262
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,360
Oh, thank God.
1263
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,240
(indistinct talking
on the radio)
1264
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:02,920
Hi, listen, I know I
was going really fast,
1265
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,840
but you have to help me, okay?
1266
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:07,240
They have stolen my
boyfriend's corpse
1267
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:11,120
and they are going to perform
a ritual with his body.
1268
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,680
- May I see your driver's
license, please, ma'am.
1269
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:13,880
- Excuse me. What?
1270
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:15,800
- Your driving license, ma'am.
1271
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,600
- I just told you
they stole a body
1272
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:21,120
and you wanna see
my driver's license?
1273
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:22,200
Okay.
1274
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:23,240
Okay.
1275
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,240
Officer Larcen.
1276
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:28,440
You people are supposed to be
on the lookout for a hearse.
1277
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:29,720
Okay.
1278
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,920
A hearse is a big long car.
1279
01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,080
Now, you can usually tell
which ones are the hearses
1280
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:38,480
because they have coffins
in the back of them!
1281
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:41,840
Now, the one you're looking
for is painted yellow.
1282
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,520
Does this look like a
yellow hearse to you,
1283
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,720
you homosexual!
1284
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,840
Is that a ticket?
1285
01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,960
Are you writing me a ticket?
1286
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:02,000
- Yes, it is, ma'am.
1287
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,160
And yes, I am.
1288
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:06,520
(grunts)
1289
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:08,200
- Turn off here, man.
1290
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,040
Could you give me a hand here?
1291
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:53,600
Jesus, Gram!
1292
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:01,480
Sorry, Gram.
1293
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,040
- What now?
1294
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,360
- Now we do it.
1295
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:17,120
- Lift up the lid.
1296
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:17,920
- What?
1297
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:18,880
Why?
1298
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,160
- Flesh burns easier than wood.
1299
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,720
- I have a problem
with dead flesh.
1300
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,040
- You look a little peaky, man.
1301
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,080
- A little decorum
would be nice.
1302
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:32,840
- Right.
1303
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,080
You think that's enough?
1304
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:45,960
- I don't know.
1305
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,600
Maybe a little more.
1306
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,240
- Enough?
1307
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,680
- I'm not having a conversation
with you about how much gas
1308
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,680
you need to burn a human body.
1309
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:58,840
- That should do it.
1310
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,800
- There's a little left.
1311
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,240
I'm sorry I wasn't there
1312
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:18,400
when you threw away
your damn fool life.
1313
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:21,440
I was there before
1314
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:25,000
and I've been there ever since.
1315
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:30,600
Good luck, Gram.
1316
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:34,320
Here's my last one, buddy.
1317
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:37,160
("A Song For You")
1318
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:47,880
♪ Oh my land ♪
1319
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:52,800
♪ Is like a wild goose ♪
1320
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,680
♪ It wanders ♪
1321
01:11:56,680 --> 01:12:01,600
♪ All around everywhere ♪
1322
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,360
♪ Trembles and it shakes ♪
1323
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:11,280
♪ 'Til every tree is loose ♪
1324
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,560
♪ It rolls the meadows ♪
1325
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:21,480
♪ And it rolls the nails ♪
1326
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,640
♪ So take me down ♪
1327
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:30,600
♪ To your dance floor ♪
1328
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:36,200
♪ I won't mind the people ♪
1329
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:41,160
♪ When they stare ♪
1330
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:44,680
♪ Paint a different color ♪
1331
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:49,640
♪ On your front door ♪
1332
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:54,120
♪ And tomorrow ♪
1333
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:59,040
♪ We will still be there ♪
1334
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:05,440
♪ Jesus built a ship
to sing a song to ♪
1335
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,080
♪ It sails in rivers and it ♪
1336
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:15,400
(explosion)
1337
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:19,080
- Jesus, what the hell is that?
1338
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:22,000
- That would be Gram
Parsons on fire.
1339
01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:27,480
- Maybe too much fuel.
1340
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:30,640
- No, I didn't factor in the
amount of booze he had in him.
1341
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,280
(siren wailing)
1342
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,000
- Shit!
1343
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,160
- How do you know
that's your boyfriend?
1344
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:03,520
- I recognize the birth
mark on his shoulder.
1345
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:06,800
You know, officer, can
I make an observation?
1346
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,160
- Knock yourself out.
1347
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,200
- We're in the
desert, and it's dark.
1348
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,480
And if you wanna catch
somebody in the dark,
1349
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:17,160
it's probably best not to turn
on your big flashing lights
1350
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:20,440
and make a big loud
noise with the siren.
1351
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:28,080
- You wanna know
what I think, ma'am?
1352
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:28,920
- No.
1353
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,200
- It was suicide.
1354
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:37,840
Maybe he just wanted
to get away from you.
1355
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,640
(sighs)
1356
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:46,080
(dramatic music)
1357
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:04,880
- Hello, Gram.
1358
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:05,720
- Phil.
1359
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:09,680
- You think you should?
1360
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:12,560
- It's not gonna
hurt me now, is it?
1361
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,400
Nice wheels.
1362
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,280
It's very stylish.
1363
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:22,960
- They come in handy for
transporting dead people.
1364
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:24,400
Nothing better.
1365
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:26,080
- I'm dead, then, huh?
1366
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,280
- You're more than dead.
1367
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:30,920
You and the box are
down to bones and brass.
1368
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:32,880
- Well, all right.
1369
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:34,760
Here's mud in your eye.
1370
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,440
- What can I do for you, Gram?
1371
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:46,680
- I guess I just
wanted to say thanks.
1372
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:47,880
I'm just taking
care of business.
1373
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:49,080
That's what you paid me for.
1374
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,040
That's what I do.
1375
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,160
- You shooting for a raise?
1376
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:55,880
- Actually, I just quit.
1377
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,760
Goodbye, Gram.
1378
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:05,200
- Goodbye, Phil.
1379
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,520
- I'm glad it all worked out.
1380
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:09,880
- What?
1381
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:11,800
- I'm glad it all worked out.
1382
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:13,600
- Oh, what worked out?
1383
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,560
- It doesn't matter?
1384
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:20,520
Can we go?
1385
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,400
I'm getting sick of sand.
1386
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,600
Baby, we're boogying.
1387
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:32,040
("Movin' On Up")
1388
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:45,440
♪ I was blind ♪
1389
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,880
♪ Now I can see ♪
1390
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,600
♪ You made a believer ♪
1391
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:53,120
♪ Out of me ♪
1392
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,320
♪ I was blind ♪
1393
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:57,640
♪ Now I can see ♪
1394
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:00,240
♪ You made a believer ♪
1395
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:02,120
♪ Out of me ♪
1396
01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:06,560
♪ I'm movin' on up now ♪
1397
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:11,480
♪ Getting out of the darkness ♪
1398
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,240
♪ My light shines on ♪
1399
01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:16,680
♪ My light shines on ♪
1400
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:21,560
♪ My light shines on ♪
1401
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,680
♪ I was lost ♪
1402
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,960
♪ Now I'm found ♪
1403
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:29,640
♪ I believe in you ♪
1404
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:32,080
♪ I got no bounds ♪
1405
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,440
♪ I was lost ♪
1406
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,600
♪ Now I'm found ♪
1407
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,280
♪ I believe in you ♪
1408
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,080
♪ I got no bounds ♪
1409
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:43,480
♪ I'm movin' on up now ♪
1410
01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:45,400
- Get out of here.
1411
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,200
Finish it.
1412
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:53,360
- Well, we did it.
1413
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:54,800
We saved his soul.
1414
01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:00,160
- Singed my damn
mustache, that's for sure.
1415
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,720
- Shall we?
1416
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:03,920
- Yeah, let's roll, hippie.
1417
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:12,080
- You got the wrong guy.
1418
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:13,160
I didn't do it.
1419
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,560
(rock music)
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