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Previously on Heel. Tell Dave about the Kleenex. What'd he say?

The whole thing was a little bit of butter.

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

I may not deserve it, but if you give me another chance, I promise I'm never

gonna let you down again.

You want to be seen, you cannot rely on others who want to focus on them.

Your new DWL champion is... The Valet!

Funny bombshell.

According to Jack Spade's logic, I guess anybody could just grab... the belt.

Jack, you need my expertise. You don't know really what the fuck you're doing.

You must introduce me to Robin.

Bill, it's Colin.

Spooked it through the pair. You are a wise woman, Constance.

You got it. You can't hit people out of anger.

Jack,

each action and each situation you could have resisted, you embraced them. You

fucking leaned in. You act like you're some kind of genius.

You ruined my fucking life.

Tomorrow's a new day. You could talk to him more.

This is Ace. Leave a message and I'll hit you back.

Not a boy, Ace.

Not a boy.

I'm not waiting for the

answer But I

will walk in the shore

to find you, to find you.

The peace that you...

Congratulations. Now, let's square up accounts now that you're flush.

I'm around all day. Give me a call.

Oop, must have missed your message, Brian, you perky fake fuck.

Willie, Reggie from Connors Roofing. Tell Jack I gotta get paid. It's been

months. Never leave. Never leave. Let's just dance.

Leave house tonight.

No idea when. Hey, Pug, in two years I'll be off to college and you'll miss

Really? Get your grades up or you won't sniff at college. You can go away, too.

Have fun at work, hon.

I'll let you quit in the DWL.

Me too, love.

Me too.

What's wrong?

Hey, sorry, no one died, but I just got an alert about a county highway meeting

on the family calendar, so... Sorry, I keep clicking on the wrong calendar.

No worries, we all do it.

The county's taking bids, but they moved that mate into the 11th.

Jack, today's the 11th.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Shit! Fuck!

Dude! Just call and say you overslept.

in our home. I'm just not where I should be, which is selling industrial fucking

lawnmowers. God damn it. I'm sorry. I love you.

Shit!

Jack, they love you there, so don't rush.

Also, I want to remind you, we got to meet with Thomas' principal tomorrow to

get the punch in it.

It's also on the shared family calendar.

The purple one.

Demi's got me scheduled to open the shop tomorrow if I'm not fired today.

Thomas is suspended until we meet with the school.

Well, do we both have to be there? Because I took off too much time for the

and my leverage has dwindled.

Both parents need to be there.

Well, then I'll be there.

Jack, you sell more lawnmowers than anyone else at that company.

Chisel that onto my gravestone.

Drive safely.

Call me later.

I will.

So nice to go on a run with you.

Sorry, I just needed to run hard.

Think.

Then run and not think.

You and Thomas will stay here as long as you need.

What's up?

Oh, Jack just added a work meeting on the shared family calendar. I was afraid

he'd miss it, so I called him.

You're nicer than I would have been.

Not really.

Poor guy's always doing three things at once. He's... I feel for the guy.

He's... He's my guy.

Still, we just... gotta find our way back to each other.

Hey. You and I need to talk. Where are you?

Why, bringing over croissants?

If you wish.

That's why I suggested it.

I just want to make sure that last night when we were talking, you weren't

blackout drunk or high as shit, because if you and I are going to work together,

we really need to be, you know. No, I wasn't high like that.

You're whispering.

You've got some chippy in your bed, don't you? A lady, not a chippy. Her

Constance. I believe you've met.

You banged Constance the fair commissioner?

Perhaps I did, perhaps I did not.

Which would you prefer?

Oh, my God!

That dirty, dirty bird!

She's quite nice.

And the reason we got the fair.

Correction, I'm the reason we got the fair.

Yeah, okay, well, she still owes us our appearance fee, so you tell that dirty

bird. Hey, slut -shamer, stop calling her that.

I will call that trampy little knob -gobbler whatever I want.

Get her to get me a check. I've got countless overdue bills I've got to pay

today.

Happy to be of service.

You service nothing but that dirty tweety twat.

Get her up out of bed and get her flapping her wings my way. And if her

doesn't bounce, maybe you get some goddamn croissants.

Chocolat, s 'il vous plaît. Merci.

Oh, I'd like the restroom key, please. Got to buy something, thank you.

I'm going to get just the key. It'll be great.

Keys for people who buy something.

I bought four Cokes at a gas break five hours back.

I didn't tell you those Cokes. Each gas break's a franchise.

Probably some of those Cokes in the register at the gas break five hours

Not mine.

Yeah, but come on, man. You guys draft off each other, right? Makes sense that

if I buy X amount of liquid at gas break A, I should be able to use the restroom

at gas break B. People lie all the time.

I got the empty cokes in the receipt in my Volvo to prove it. I'm just trying to

piss it back out.

Y 'all got to come up with some sort of sales QR tracking code or some shit so

we're not debating a man's right to relieve himself.

Sir, I'm not in the restroom business.

If you want to piss out their cokes, drive back, piss out their cokes in

restroom. Or you could buy a new coke here. I'll loan you my key. I got coke,

cherry coke, coke zero.

Stick them all up your ass, sir.

You're gonna wash it all away

That's

it I get good

First time I've kissed a man with a mustache.

So last night was your first time riding one, too.

You took to it pretty well.

If you need me today, I'll be at my chiropractor.

Don't tell Willie I forgot to pick because you seduced me.

How about we go to my big empty house next time?

It's cold there. Maybe you can come by and warm me up.

I'll use my entire body as a giant blanket.

Could you like to touch it one more time before you go?

Not in the parking lot, but definitely later. Call me.

Will do.

Hey, guys, we've got Jim Freeman with us today, author of one of my favorite

books, The Journey is the Obstacle. Jim, please, tell folks about your

inspiration for writing it.

Thanks, Alex.

So there's many an adage that has led us astray. Top of the list, life's about

the journey, not the destination.

I say bullshit. Right. Many of us are stuck on the wrong journey, yet we

because we've been taught that we don't deserve the astonishing now.

You cannot create your own version of the astonishing now if you're mired in

making a foolish journey seem meaningful.

The journey you've chosen is your obstacle.

Yeah, totally. I can see that. If the journey you're on is not astonishing in

its spectacularity, you must abandon it and start anew.

Each of us are called to ignite journeys sparked with the transcendent power of

the astonishing now. But so many of us don't answer.

Wake up.

Hey, Siri, define transcendent.

Woo! There's the champ.

Did you sleep with that thing on?

Oh, I did not sleep.

I didn't want the feeling of that moment to end. It didn't end.

It is just starting.

Thank you.

Hey, um, Bobby, I just wanted to say thank you

for being in my corner.

I've never had anyone in my corner.

Not like you.

It's dope.

Your corner's a fun corner.

Amazing job last night. Well, last night's over. Today, the wolves are at

door. People think we're flush with cash now.

Money from the fair is spoken for. Still got a mountain of unpaid bills.

We always knew the state fair was going to be a loss, leader. We did it to

capitalize on the buzz that we get. Don't tell me why we did it. I know why

did it. I also know a lot of that buzz paints us as jabronis. Gully's already

cut two promos, saying our finish was both.

I already blew up all of Gully Pete. Get on Instagram.

Because half our comments are dystopia marks mocking us on our own page. Let

them. Nobody ever gave a shit, and now they do. That's good.

Not if we don't know what we are doing.

Look, I got 50 texts, media, fans, sponsors, possible momentum, but I got

momentum with no plan because the fair's finish was not our plan. We're back to

square one. No.

Mystery plus confusion equals ticket sales. We're at the very least at square

two. Ticket sales?

To what?

Is Crystal really champ, Bunny? Is someone calling someone else out? Maybe

there's an in -ring interview with Bill. Shit's staying tight. I don't need a

full script.

Just a gist.

Just a sliver of a gist. Something to promote.

We gotta pack the house, dude. We gotta pack it this week, next week, the week

after that. We gotta pack it over and over and over.

What the fuck is up with Ace? Because he vanished last night.

I'm gonna go see him this afternoon.

And do what? Just have a laugh about how you almost killed each other in the

ring? He heard the cheers. He knows what we achieved. It was greatness.

Well, good.

Maybe greatness can be achieved a second time by inspiring some words to come

out of your mouth about what the fuck happens next.

Going to round everyone up.

This is Ace. Leave a message and I'll hit you back.

Ace, look, I know we had an event that ended last night's show and we hadn't

talked yet.

I've been trying to reach out. I'm sure he's still sleeping.

Well, he's been up my ass for next week's show.

Look, just tell me what you want to do.

We'll do it. Okay? Let's build off of what we accomplished.

Together.

I think these boys got something here.

I cut back on the road date, build the business with them.

You? Only if you promise your possum drone will puke in Jack's face.

I'll shake on that right now.

Look, a lot of upside here. A lot of potential.

But they need an update.

Announcers, big screens for the live house, watch promos, vignettes,

maybe a podcast.

Gotta take it beyond the ring. Look at you, Bill. Waking up with ideas.

According to Jack Spade's logic, I guess anybody can grab the

belt. They don't even need to be in the back. They can be a bunny.

A chipmunk or a palomino pony with a braided tail?

That boy's neck must be made of concrete. Billy, you clobbered him.

Heard him put a hop in my step.

Billy's got a good point, though. It was an old DQ match, but Crystal still

wasn't in it. Crystal won.

They cheered. You didn't seem as concerned with Crystal winning last

had just shotgun three beers, bro. I'm just saying, in the light of day, we got

some explaining to do.

Hardcore fans won't respect us if we don't. Now, boys, it is what we make of

Maybe. Since Crystal's Bill's valet, she wanted for Bill. You fixed it even

better, Ricky. Somebody bring Big Daddy my belt.

How's it hang on us, y 'all?

Round of applause for all of us. All right.

Yeah.

Willie, Debbie, everything that you did behind the scenes.

Bravo. You were seen.

You are appreciated. Thank you.

Good job, baby.

That's right. Ricky.

Good to have you with us last night. You lent us your fans and your skill set.

Thank you. Amen.

Hey!

That stupid heart thing. Almost as much as when they bow with praying hands.

Well, Dad, I didn't see your match. Willie says you did good. Thank you and

congrats. All right, Dad.

Big Jim.

Okay. All right.

Talk to your wife. Make it official. We're better with you here.

Welcome back.

Sure hope these guys like it and pay these compliments because that's all

got left to pay them with.

Bill, you swallowed your embarrassment and you kept the show going last night.

That gesture, that means a lot.

Not just because it benefited us, but for what it says about you as a friend

the DWL.

Says I should have took a animal.

Chris, you lost yourself into the chaos last night.

Festering spade family drama.

And we only weathered it because of you.

Because of your guts.

It's your instinct.

It's your heart.

I'm grateful for you.

Thank you.

Last but not least is Ace Spade, who's still sleeping, apparently.

When everything was getting crazy last night before Chris was saved today, Ace

could have climbed the ladder, grabbed the belt.

But he didn't.

Okay?

Because he cares about this here promotion.

DWL was recepted because Ace and I shook hands on a vow of loyalty.

And for real bad reasons, I squandered that.

So if anyone here has a problem with Ace Spade, it started with me.

I deserve to blame because I put y 'all's hard work at risk.

I'm sorry.

I got to write this week's show.

Crystal, you're now a DWL wrestler. Welcome to the roster.

I'll tell you, for this week's card, I've got to rewind a few things. Just a

little bit.

We're going to invalidate the results of the ladder match due to technicalities.

Build some heat.

Promote the shit out of it.

Deliver killer stories.

I want you all to stay sharp. Stay tuned.

We survived.

Now let's build on it.

Thank you.

I think I deserve way more than scrap.

It's bullshit that I have to give up the bell after holding it for one night.

I'm confused.

I should be able to defend my title in the ring, not relinquish it on some

fucking technicality.

You came to my house, you said you'd do whatever it takes with the DWL.

So there were conditions you didn't disclose then.

Jack, I'm trying to talk about my future in the DWL in the present.

We were together in the past five seconds ago when I pronounced you a DWL

wrestler. It was 24 hours ago. You were not. I'm not arguing that.

No, you are shouting after me and calling bullshit.

Jack, I followed you to talk to you.

A week ago, you cried to me saying that you would do anything for the DWL.

I wasn't crying to you. I was trying to take responsibility for my actions.

But it would seem that anything meant before you got the belt.

Because now you got the belt.

And you're the one who's telling me what's next.

That's what you left out when you were crying and apologizing.

You're real focused on that day.

I gotta square that day with what's happening right now.

Do not consider any part of any event scrapped.

So let me know if you want to be part of this promotion.

Follow me, fucko.

You just got a gift.

I was just trying to... Shut up!

I thought you were smart.

Jack just gave you more praise than anyone in this building. I got two

sentences, you got a monologue. He actually used the words, I am so

you. You go marching after him, stamping and stomping in your little Care Bear

boots, whining no fair.

Jesus. This...

Promotion is in the dark ages when it comes to women wrestlers. You ever

a 30 -minute match?

Because that's what it takes to be at the top of the card in this business.

30 minutes.

How's your cardio?

And what's your gimmick?

As far as the audience knows, Bunny Bombshell now has a DWL belt. Or whoever

Bunny was before you tore your ears off.

We don't know.

So if you've got solutions, share them.

Otherwise, quit running your mouth.

I wasn't trying to run my mouth. Really? Because you opened it and you let words

spew forth without thinking.

You say so. Oh, I say so.

I fucking know so.

I've lost my life to this business.

So listen to what I say.

I'm sorry.

I am listening.

Really?

Well, I've no idea who your Mr. Miyagi is, but clearly you've been practicing.

You didn't learn all that on the trampoline in your front yard.

Regardless, there's a match this Saturday night. And before your hissy

was writing you into it.

For all I know now, he's in his office writing you out.

Well, I will go apologize to him.

You will sit in this room for ten minutes and do nothing but reflect on

can better speak to people about your aspirations.

Nobody owes you shit.

Today's Monday. Your road to fairness starts now. Go get one of the boys who

isn't trying to stick his dick in you to help and start working.

Get in the ring.

Get through five minutes of action nonstop, then 10 minutes, then 15, then

And if you can't do that, well, that's the story Jack writes. You sidelined

before you even got started.

And whose fault is that?

Hey, Mama.

Hi.

With the rock.

I'm bombarded with junk mail.

I've discovered if I ship back a box of rocks using the postage paid by Address

E envelope, it cost them a lot of money.

And it stopped.

Respect. Mm -hmm.

I've been calling Ace since last night.

One week.

Show went well, but we had a little bit of a spat.

He's gone, Jack.

You make it sound ominous.

He left the food in his sleeping bag.

Then just say he went camping.

He went camping, Jack.

You don't think he went camping.

Took his Xbox.

Welcome.

Please be made aware that this establishment is cash only. No credit

Venmo, no PayPal, no Apple Pay, no crypto.

Cash only.

Seems pretty restrictive.

Just have some white toast.

Trying to lose weight?

Just trying to enjoy some toast.

Let me buy you a meal, partner.

Ma 'am, your frame needs protein.

I'm not trying to offend.

I've had days where all I ate was toast.

I like toast.

Can't trust a man who doesn't.

Buddy, I ain't lonely.

Go find some other runaway to make s'mores with.

Well, you seem kind of old to be a runaway.

Hey. Here.

I don't know why I did that.

I do.

You feel the world open to you, so you keep it.

In the bygone era, I would have had a great answer to that question.

But I'll just say this. Let's lock up.

Hey, man, you work here?

Are you buying or complaining?

Buying. Is this jacket good for the rain?

What do you mean good for the rain?

If I'm in the rain, will I be good?

Well, it is a raincoat, so I think the answer is yes.

You ever gone camping in Dover Springs?

Nah, I hate camping.

You work in a camping store?

Alimony. Don't ever get married.

So, if you're hiking and camping in Dover Springs, I hope you're all geared

You got bear spray?

There's bears in Dover Springs?

Oh, yeah. Lots of them.

They passed a law, you can't kill them anymore, but bears don't seem to be

thankful about that when you run into them, so watch out.

You got hiking boots?

No, I was just going to wear these.

You're going to hike in soccer shoes? It's pretty rough terrain.

Yeah, if they're broken, then I'll be good.

Hey, I just want to make sure you know what you're doing up there.

I mean, you're asking me about the efficacy of a raincoat.

This particular raincoat.

Raincoats always work, man.

That's why they're raincoats.

Do you sell tents?

I don't think it's too bad.

I'll smile more to offset it.

Thank you for waking me up yesterday. I think we're going to get that contract

with the county.

A lot of mowers.

Jack, that's so great.

Ace left town.

I had no idea where. I think the idea is he don't want me having any idea

because he hates me.

He doesn't. He's not gone far.

He took his Xbox.

I never should have told him the truth.

Daisy, we were cooking.

We had arrived.

Let's just have this meeting, get Thomas back in school.

Ace will be back. Hello there, Mr.

Spade, Mrs. Spade. Good to see you again. Hey, good to see you.

Despite the circumstances.

This is Jennifer Stone.

Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Stone.

She works with the district as a school psychologist.

Sorry we kept you waiting.

No worries at all.

The amount of time I spend in this here office as a boy makes me nostalgic to be

back. Usually the principal's office brings up scary memories. I hope you

weren't a troublemaker, Mr. Spade.

Well, it didn't necessarily make any trouble. Didn't shy away from it when it

found me.

Certainly wasn't scared of it.

Violence sometimes suggests a deeper issue going on with a child, and the

proximity to professional wrestling may even normalize it.

It's boys.

We handled it at home.

Tell us. We're concerned.

No need for concern.

It's handled.

Thomas understands he can't use his fist to express himself.

Well, not at school, anyway.

School, there are rules. School rules say you can't defend yourself that way.

Note it.

No need for a deeper dive.

Well, the video evidence of the incident might amend your feelings about it. You

got any audio evidence?

Audio evidence would amend your feelings, because audio evidence would

what provoked Thomas that day.

Thomas broke the boy's nose.

We want to make every effort to de -escalate the situation.

It's over. It's de -escalated.

You think this is funny.

No, I don't. But I was just recalling when I was in fifth grade here.

A kid named Dave Curley pulled down Becky Colquitt's pants at recess.

Becky's brother Todd stepped up. He broke Dave's nose.

And then he broke Dave's left arm.

And Dave learned something.

that day about bullying.

And guess what?

Dave turned into a pretty good guy.

He's working as a social worker now up in Raleigh. Thomas is a sensitive boy

responded in a way we don't prefer.

Thomas got told to go fuck himself.

That's bullying.

Thomas taught that bully a last lesson about using threats and fighting words.

There's no such thing as fighting words, Mr. Spade.

Fighting words escalate into a school shooting.

And you don't want that, do you?

Did you just ask me if I wanted this to escalate to a school shoot?

I did.

Until Congress legislates an approved list of fighting words that justifiably

provoke physical retribution, we're just going to draw the line at no punching.

No kicking, no scratching, no pulling hair, too. But top on the list is no

punching. Make sense?

Totally. Completely.

Mission accomplished.

That was one of the worst routes ever taken to accomplish any mission ever.

It's a miracle we got out of that meeting with them agreeing to let Thomas

in school.

Well, Stacy's over in Dunworth and he's unsuspended, so what is the deal for

tonight? Gonna drive to Alpharetta, grab Thomas, and come on back? Because

that's a... It's a lot of driving for one day.

I don't even know what to... Stacy, I can't do the meeting.

It's me.

Jack, it's my point of view.

I figured since we were invited... Summoned. We were summoned. They had the

district school psychologist there.

This wasn't a meeting about detention and writing I'm sorry for punching 200

times. They think our son might have mental health issues.

They're concerned that the school district's going to get sued. They're

trying to cover their ass. They wanted us to acknowledge punching as wrong. How

could you not read that?

Because punching isn't always wrong.

Listen, are we supposed to live according to principle, or are we

suck it up?

We're supposed to live according to principle and common sense.

Well, let me know when to use which.

And hey, how is it that I'm here talking about Thomas and you're clearly trying

to talk about me?

No, I'm talking about all of us. This is exactly my point. I think we're doing

this together and then you go rogue arguing about fighting words.

No, going rogue's fighting in the absence of fighting words.

Those people have master's degrees. If they think we should reframe our son's

behavior, maybe we should just listen.

I listened.

Then I responded. You taught. You schooled the school people.

What the hell, man? You've won gear lately.

Confrontational. I was in there defending our son who did not have

issues. I don't want to argue.

I just want to hold your hand and walk through this life together.

But I sure can't imagine anyone observing us and thinking, wow, what a

marriage.

But it's what I want.

It's what we deserve, and it's not this.

And I'm not in a hurry to come home if it's the way we're going to treat it.

Go ahead.

Say something else about how I'm no longer the man that you married.

Stop provoking me. I wasn't going to. I did what you asked.

I told Asa the truth. I'm here at this meeting listening to those two fucking

idiots tell us that our son is a bully, which is not true.

I can see the point.

I did not think it true, but I did for you, for Thomas, for us.

I can play by the rules, but you're here and you're threatening me, Stacy.

You're threatening to stay separated. No, I'm telling you, I am so disoriented

and unfamiliar by this way. You now seem to... Express your unhappiness.

And that it has to change, Jack, because I can't do it like this.

Well, I don't know when you got so conditioned, but there it is. That's

No, it is.

Who the fuck are you? It is.

Look, maybe it should be.

I get it.

I'm going to stop asking you to come home.

Because clearly, I haven't earned it.

Who am I?

I disappeared the day my dad shot himself in the head.

Dad just found words to me for Jack, take care of Ace, and I thought that I

I'm a man who's desperate to provide, who's trying to build a home.

For all of us.

I'm failing at all that.

So I'm a man who doesn't know where his brother is.

And his wife and son have left him alone in our home. Now, what's that

make me? Who's that make me?

I'm just a dude.

I'm just a dude who's trying.

And all I'm doing instead is I'm fucking everything up.

I'm a disaster.

I don't know what I have to do to find the guy that I was before.

I've known the first thing.

I'm going to figure it out.

Cause once you know, then you know.

And you don't want to go back to wherever it is that you come from.

I just want to be high

with you.

This is Ace. Leave a message and I'll hit you back.

Hey, hey, listen to me, man. I don't know how far you went or where, but I

know... took your xbox with you so just tell me what i gotta do to get you back

here you want me to run down main street naked with pumpkin head done all right

i messed up but i need you with me i want you to know that i'm gonna keep on

working to build this thing until you decide to come back you know it's gonna

come back because you were born to wrestle so just reach out and let's fix

Okay, okay.

Naked lady walks into a bar.

No way.

Ace is going to wait.

No idea where.

New plan.

Crystal, you're going to be on the car. Where?

I don't know. But we're going to throw you in the deep end. That way, if you

drown, we will not have wasted any time.

Don't ask me how it ends.

Don't ask me how it begins.

I'm going to write a promo.

We're going to shoot it tonight.

Brew some coffee.

Jesus, the minute we get some momentum, these fucking brothers, man.

Now Ace quit.

Rooster defected. Pox gone AWOL. Bobby's legs broke. He's fucking great.

Actually, I'm healing really fast. Doctor said that I make more calcium

average person.

How's that work exactly?

You got like a milk titty in your leg?

Hey, Jack.

Want you to know, I'm here to relieve some pressure.

Here to help. Bill, if you're going to tell me that I don't know what the fuck

I'm doing again, no thank you.

You don't know what the fuck you're doing is not an insult.

It isn't.

Look, you can't be judged on your ability to do something if you haven't

properly taught how.

No disrespect to your dad.

Hey, you want to go where he never went and where I've been.

Sometimes my turns of phrase misfire. I own that. I offer an apology.

And I am here to help.

Not to disrupt.

Now look, we are right now what we call in the business butt

-fucked. The finish to the title match gave us a huge pop, but we booked

ourselves into a corner. We gotta figure out how to make you whole again.

while still pushing crystal without emasculating your sausage party of a

roster. Look, you can write.

Write.

But I got some ideas.

Some good ones.

I'd like to share them with you.

In this battered notebook, one of about a hundred.

There lies the scribbled wisdom born out of 7 ,000 nights in 6 ,000 motels

Let's put our heads together and get this

shit going As

president of the Duffy, Rethlin League, Board of Directors.

I called this press conference to address the recent controversy.

Last week, in an overzealous moment, our referee erroneously awarded the title

to Bunny Bombshell, who was not a legal competitor in the title match and

therefore was ineligible to win.

This referee is now suspended without pay pending an investigation.

There's no need. There's no need.

I'm retiring from ref.

Praise the Lord.

Nice, passing the heat to the ref.

Time tests are good shit.

Shut the fuck up, Kevin.

Bill Hancock was incapacitated during the match and left unattended. A

oversight by our entire promotion.

I want to apologize to Mr. Hancock for our mishandling of your gastrointestinal

complication and offer you Jack Spade in a ladder match rematch for the

DWL title.

This is only happening.

because he's threatening to sue the DWF. Ready?

I accept your completely unmotivated apology.

But if you're looking for who to blame, look at who might gain through sabotage.

Jack Spade.

Ace Spade.

I was poisoned!

And who had better access than my so -called valet?

Freaking bombshell! A valet that had just come off working with Ace Spade.

they never stopped working together.

Keep on using them fighting words, Bill, and you're going to find yourself in a

world of hurt.

You've got your money, and you've got your lawyers, but what you also have is

mouth writing checks that your leaky ass can't cash.

Let's go right now, Big Jack!

Please, leave it for the rain, where we will all gladly pay.

to see you spill one another's blood. And now, Miss Bombshell.

Oh, check yourself.

My name is not Bunny Bombshell or Tits McGee or any other cartoon stage

name. This hairy syphilitic sack of skin tried pinning on me. You will call me

Crystal Tyler.

I am a grown damn woman.

Oh, you think it's funny, Jack Spade. I do.

What's funny was that look on your face after I kicked your ass and took your

title. Yes,

Tyler. I am impressed by your competitive fire.

But this belt and the title are going to be held in abeyance until Saturday's

match between Jack Spade and Wild Bill Hancock.

And Ace Spade, you're invited to return to Duffy and challenge for the belt

again. If not, your spot will be taken by another challenger.

See you all Saturday, 7 .30 p .m., live from the Duffy Dome.

Cut. Cut.

Good job. Good job, sir. Ain't nothing without the word, Shakespeare.

in room only.

Feel the fucking dreams out there.

Promo works so good.

Merch is moving. Beer is flowing.

We're going to make some money tonight.

We still got to buy what we're selling in the ring.

Okay. One victory at a time. You sure about the finish?

Confirming.

This is Ace. Leave a message and I'll hit you back.

Hey, if you show up here in the next ten minutes or so, just slide in the back

and I'll fill you in once we're in the ring.

Otherwise... I'm going to keep reaching out. I'm going to keep leaving these

messages.

I need you back here.

Folks, I'm sorry to say this, but Ace Spade is a no -show.

But you were promised a triple threat ladder match for the DWL strap, and

exactly what you're going to get.

Ace Spade's sudden and mysterious absence has provided the opportunity of

lifetime.

I am making an open challenge to any other man on the DWL.

spectator just like yourselves tonight.

Look at this typical male bullcrap.

Woman comes in, beats three men, only to have a fourth man manufacture

some technicality to dismiss her.

They're looking at me like, who's this bitch thinks she is?

Shut up!

You guys see that look on Jack Spade's face?

Yeah.

In the DWL.

You know what? You're actually right about me, Jack.

This match is no place for a woman.

Crystal Tile, you won't win the match.

You got it!

But, but, don't you come crying to me because you got bit trying to play with

the bitch.

the dance contest now.

Okay, here we go.

This is some great action here. You don't turn your back on a girl with that

kind of agility, I'll tell you. Looks like she's trying to maybe choke him.

Whoa! Crystal just lands on her feet like a house cat.

Stuck to dismount.

She means business.

Understand that. I would use a lock or a clothespill. Clothespill is illegal in

professional wrestling, Eddie Earl.

Oh, he's fixing to end this girl's career before it starts.

She's jumping off the top floor.

Appliances. Here she goes. Oh, the Nadia. A super kick right there. Every

Jack takes the guys off the prize, Crystal does something fantastic.

Oh, good Lord.

Like a young Nadia Coleman each led with an L.

of the face for anybody under 75 right now. He means Simone Biles. He's working

the outside of the ring here.

He's stealing a $7 beer. That's not all right.

Remember, this is a ladder match.

You need to use the ladder to climb and grab the belt.

You need the ladder to win the match, but it can also be used against you.

Look at her.

She's been to a Home Depot before.

Oh, he's back in the ring.

He's a little do -si -do there.

She didn't plan to land on that elbow.

Hot dog.

Kids these days call that a cutter.

It's a crystal cutter, Eddie Earl. That's a rich country in the Middle East

well.

Oh, that ladder's twice the size of that little girl.

She's got to get up to the top floor and get that belt.

Oh, Crystal's going to win this match right here, right now.

Have you ever seen a ladder match where someone climbed the ladder with a sense

of urgency or alacrity?

Who's got a hold of her?

An impolite hold of her.

Could be prosecuted in some states.

Who's going to throw her into the second row?

He might be in trouble here. Twisting the life out of his neck. Like a bullet

constrictor.

She's locked in a triangle choke.

He's very much in trouble.

I wouldn't think a lot of men would want to be in his position.

He's tapping out. He can't breathe. He don't want to be there.

He's out.

Jack's unconscious.

It's all over with the climbing.

No one can say that she won on a technicality. She beat these men fair

square. We are all eyewitnesses. She's this close to winning the belt again.

Wait a minute. She's coming from the side.

It's crystal mania is what it is. That's what's broken out here.

Hey, look at how dejected Jack Spade is. He's upset.

Well, he should be. Yeah, absolutely. He just lost a 101 -pound girl.

Great piece of business, Jack.

One hell of a sacrifice for a top guy to put over a five -foot -nothing female

and clean at that.

It was the right thing to do.

Judging by those cheers.

It was a good call.

Thank you.

You helped put her over too.

Therefore, Saul took a sword and fell on it. And when his armor bearer saw that

Saul was dead, he also fell on his sword and died with him.

I'll be fine.

I once lost a vanilla ice and a ninja turtle.

Really, I just... All right.

Good job.

Go ahead and grab yourself a beer or a shot. You know, celebrate.

All righty then.

Hey, a few more shows like that and you might actually make someone.

Hey, listen to me, man. I don't know how far you went or where, but I know you

took your Xbox with you. So just tell me what I got to do to get you back here.

You want me to run down Main Street naked with a pumpkin head?

Done. All right, I'm that duck. I want you to know that I'm going to keep on

working to build this thing until you decide to come back.

You know it's going to be a warm breath.

Just reach out.

Turns out the DWL didn't need Ace after all. Now we got...

Help? Is anyone here?

If the wrestling stops, nobody wins.

We need a women's division. It's time.

Josh Spade can't take you to the top, but I can.

This is a chance. You take it and lead to another and another.

It's time we did a cross promotion.

You don't need to give me my due.

I took it.

It's going to be one hell of a ride seeing where we go from here.