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♪
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♪ Theme song playing ♪
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♪
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- Fry, do you have to
make such a racket?
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What is that contraption?
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- It's a broom, Bender.
Today's a big day,
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and I want the place
to look nice for Leela.
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[sweeping]
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[whooshing]
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TINNY TIM: Ah, just like the
loverly black snow of old London.
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[grunts]
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- Hey, before Leela shows up
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and judges our swingin'
bachelor lifestyle,
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we should have one
last cabbage fight.
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I got a crate of
really rotten ones.
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- Ah, I don't know. Now
that Leela's moving in,
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I-I kinda wanna show her I...
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Let me finish! I
wanna show her...
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Show her...
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Show...
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I wanna...
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Alright, that's it. [grunts]
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- Oh!
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[Fry and Bender grunting]
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Hey, that's the vase
I keep my cabbages in!
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[knocking at door]
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- Wow, it's so much cleaner
than the last time I was here.
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- Leela! Come in!
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Welcome to your new home.
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- Our new home.
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[smooch]
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Where should I put my things?
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I don't see a dresser.
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- Oh ho! Let the
judgmenting begin.
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- Do you have any hangers?
[door creaks]
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I can put my things
in this tiny closet.
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- That tiny closet is my room!
[slams door]
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- Also, we don't
have any hangers.
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But we can order
some from Momazon.
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[typing]
- Oh yeah. They have all the top
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slightly misspelled brands.
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- Aha. Hangers. I'll get five.
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No wait! There's free
shipping on a thousand.
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[knocking at door]
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- Wow. Fast delivery.
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[door hissing]
[drone whirring]
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Let's also get a shoe caddy so
we don't track mud into the room.
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- Right. Don't wanna
get mud on the cabbages.
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[drone whirring]
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- Hey! You aren't the
only ones who live here!
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[creaking] [woozy yelling] Ow!
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♪ Romantic music ♪
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- So, uh, welcome
to the sofa, m'lady.
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[smooching]
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- Uh, Bender? Could you please
give us a little privacy?
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- I can take a hint!
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But what I can't take is
a straightforward request.
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And I better not hear
anything through the wall!
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[slams door]
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[wild sobbing]
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[continues sobbing]
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- Good morning, everyone.
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- You wanna know why I'm crying?
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I'll tell you why!
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- Here we go.
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- [gasping] Fry and me?
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We had everything!
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Cabbage fights...
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Everything...
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But now, I'm like the
third wheel on a tricycle
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that used to have two wheels!
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- That's a bicycle.
- You're a bicycle!
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- Yes, yes, the company cares deeply
about your insert problem here.
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But meanwhile, we're being driven
out of business by Momazon!
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We can't compete with
their free deliveries.
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We can barely even afford these
single-use pointin' sticks!
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[clattering]
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It's just lucky we got a job today
delivering some crap to the moon.
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- What kind of crap?
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[sips]
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- Bull.
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♪
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[ship roaring]
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[portal opens, shuts]
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[groaning]
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[whirring, clang]
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BENDER: Outta my
way, lovebirds!
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[grunting, yelling]
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[grunting]
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Damn you, Fry and
Leela's relationship!
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[beeping]
- Thank you for using Planet Express.
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We know you have cheaper,
faster, better options.
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- [Southern accent]
You mean Momazon?
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[angry growling]
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I hate that wicked,
wicked conglomerate.
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Their warehouse is ruining
the moon's natural ugliness.
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- Momazon's warehouse
is on the moon?
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♪ Ominous music ♪
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Oh, now I see it.
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- Folkses are meetin' tonight
to organize a futile protest.
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If you'd care to join us,
y'all'd fit in right natural
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with a room full
of toothless rubes.
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- We'd be honored.
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- There'll be 300 of us
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and 18 teeth.
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♪ Tense music ♪
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I tell ya, that warehouse
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just keeps gittin'
bigger and bigger.
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What are my three robot
daughters gonna do
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if my farm goes bust?
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- Don't worry, Pa!
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We done took jobs
in the warehouse!
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- [deep voice] You've
been an amazing dad.
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- Huh. Not quite sure
how she got in here.
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Anyhoo, we do have
one last speaker
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in favor of the
Momazon corporation.
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What's your name, ma'am?
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- Most folks just call me Mom.
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[crowd booing]
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I just wanted to
say how honored I am
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that the Momazon fulfillment
center is a part of this community.
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- Why don't you go to hell and
be a part of that community?
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[crowd yells in agreement]
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- I understand new
things can be scary,
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but you know what always
makes me feel better?
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Financial remuneration.
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- That's just a bribe.
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- It is? Hear her out!
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- This is a smart
home assistant.
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Always listening...
Always watching...
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But also respecting your privacy
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because privacy comes first.
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We call it Invasa. [beep]
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INVASA: Hello. What
would you like to order?
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- Invasa, I would like
to order an Invasa
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for everyone in this room.
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[drones whirring]
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[crowd oohing]
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- Goshdarn it, I
never could stay mad
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at no one what
gives me free stuff.
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- Momazon does
have great prices,
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but I've heard conditions in
that warehouse... I-I mean,
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they deliver really fast, but...
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- That warehouse is hiding
nightmares beyond horror.
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Love the return policy though.
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- You won't find anything
at all in my warehouse
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except every item in existence.
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Come, I'll give you a tour.
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♪
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[sensor beeps]
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INVASA: Palm scan
required for entry.
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Ow!
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Slap recognized.
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[door hissing]
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♪ intense orchestral music ♪
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[dollies whirring]
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[suction cups popping]
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[robot screams]
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BENDER: Wow, robots. Cool!
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- Yes. They're much
better than unions.
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I-I mean humans.
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[conveyor belts whirring]
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Every robot works
a 24-hour shift,
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seven days a week,
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with bonuses for
additional overtime.
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- Lucky.
- Sounds like forced labor to me.
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MOM: Nonsense. They
love the camaraderie.
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Robots are lining
up to work here.
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- It still seems inhumane.
I think we should go.
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- As you wish.
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Our newest employee
will show you out.
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♪ Dramatic sting ♪
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- This way to the exit. Thank
you for visiting Momazon.
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And stay out!
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♪ Ominous music ♪
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- Bender! You're quitting
Planet Express? Why?
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- Because Momazon is
better in every way!
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There's thousands of
robots to hang out with.
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And if a couple hundred
get girlfriends...
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[dramatic] leaving me
alone and devastated...
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[normal] so what?
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Plus, they let you
pee in a bottle.
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- Since when do you need to pee?
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- I don't need to.
- Well,
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Leela and I'll really miss you.
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Right, Leela?
- What?
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- Our door's always open.
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[doors slamming]
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♪
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Man, it's so quiet in here
without Bender ticking.
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- You want me to order
a grandfather clock?
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INVASA: Here are some
grandfather Crocs.
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- No, Invasa, I said clock.
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INVASA: My mistake. [beep]
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Here is a grandfather box.
Order within six minutes
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for next-day burial.
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- What a defective lump!
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INVASA: Decorative lamp.
- No...
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Well, actually, we
could use a lamp.
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Maybe this one.
- Maybe this one.
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INVASA: Maybe both.
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[drones whirring]
[packages drop]
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[whirring away] [door hisses]
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- Ugh!
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Now that I can see everything, I can
see we need to replace everything.
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- Invasa! Shopping music!
[beep]
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♪ jazzy music ♪
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[drone whirring]
[suction cup pops]
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[glass shattering]
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[creaking, thud]
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Ah!
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[suction cups popping]
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[drones whirring]
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[cartoony bouncing]
[wine pouring]
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[can opening]
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To Bender.
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[conveyor belts whirring]
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PIMPLY TEEN ROBOT: So, like, this
is your packing station, right?
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And the important thing is
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when a very small item
comes down the line,
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you put it in a huge box.
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[thudding]
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- Crazy-ass box. Got it.
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- Hold it! Hold up!
Before you tape the box,
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you're gonna throw in one tiny
air balloon for no reason.
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- Wonder what's in here?
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[grunting] [glass shattering]
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[laughing]
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Diarrhea medicine?
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Better pack this one with
extra tape for privacy.
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PIMPLY TEEN ROBOT:
You're a natural.
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I think you're really
gonna fit in here.
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- [sniffles] I'm finally home.
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♪ Ominous music ♪
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[drones whirring]
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- Daily business report. Go!
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- According to the
Department of Commerce,
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we've driven 10,000 small
companies out of business.
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And the Department of Commerce
also went out of business.
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- Um, we introduced the
Momazon Primo service,
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where people pay a
fortune for free shipping,
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and also get TV shows
for some reason.
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- We make TV shows across
the quality spectrum.
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- And I couldn't be prouder.
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It's such a fulfilling moment
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when one's child
exceeds expectations.
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- It's our pleasure, Mother.
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- Shut up! I was
talking to Invasa.
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My marvelous AI can even
predict what idiots need
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before they know they need it.
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- Slap balm? Why
would we need...
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SONS: Ow! INVASA: Ow!
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- My poor baby. Are you alright?
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INVASA: I am fine, and my sales
are increasing exponentially.
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Based on your recent activity,
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I anticipate you want Momazon
to continue expanding.
257
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,791
- Who's a smart speaker?
258
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,084
- Is it me?
259
00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:52,713
BENDER: Yep. Yep.
Nope. [grunting]
260
00:11:52,714 --> 00:11:54,715
Aw yeah! Look at me go!
261
00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:56,884
[scatting]
262
00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,886
Sure am workin' up
a thirst, though.
263
00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:00,471
Hey, Hedonismbot!
264
00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:02,389
Wanna split a fifth
of toilet cleaner?
265
00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:05,059
- Debauchery, sir, in
the middle of a shift?
266
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,560
Heaven forfend!
267
00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:10,398
- Uh, okay then. See you
tomorrow. I'm clocking out.
268
00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:13,817
- Where do you
think you're going?
269
00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:17,488
- I love the job, but it's
terrible. I'm going home.
270
00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:18,989
- But, Bender,
271
00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,991
you are home. [click]
272
00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:22,786
[antenna beeping]
273
00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:25,079
[beeping]
274
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,415
- [monotone] There's
no place like work.
275
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,126
♪
276
00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:33,003
LEELA: Think before
you buy, Fry.
277
00:12:33,004 --> 00:12:35,256
I picked a nice traditional
dining room set,
278
00:12:35,257 --> 00:12:38,717
and you ruined it by ordering
those stupid egg chairs!
279
00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:40,594
- They're for my
egg-shaped friends!
280
00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:43,222
- Those guys aren't your
friends! They're bums!
281
00:12:43,223 --> 00:12:46,433
- Oh, so you don't like
my bums, is that it?
282
00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:49,186
[sighs] Was this a bad idea?
283
00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:50,354
- No, no.
284
00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:53,315
This is just the standard
moving-in-together fight.
285
00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:56,111
- Well, I'm glad I get
to fight it with you.
286
00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:58,028
- Let's just go to bed.
287
00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,531
We have seven to choose from.
288
00:13:00,532 --> 00:13:03,492
♪ Sultry music ♪
289
00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:04,077
[Invasa beeps]
290
00:13:04,078 --> 00:13:06,912
INVASA: Would you like to order
erotic scented massage oil,
291
00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:08,289
or fuzzy handcuffs?
292
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,915
- Yes, please.
- God, that's creepy.
293
00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:12,668
- I-I mean, yeah. So... creepy.
294
00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:15,629
- Invasa, give us some
privacy and shut down.
295
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,840
INVASA: You have
requested shutting down.
296
00:13:17,841 --> 00:13:20,593
Press control-alt-delete
on my keyboard.
297
00:13:20,594 --> 00:13:22,011
- You don't have a keyboard.
298
00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:24,013
INVASA: Would you like
to order a keyboard?
299
00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:25,056
- No!
300
00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:29,143
[pills rattle]
301
00:13:29,144 --> 00:13:30,603
- Diarrhea medicine?
302
00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:32,897
Did you order this?
- No.
303
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:34,607
It's not my brand.
304
00:13:34,608 --> 00:13:35,901
Hey, what's this?
305
00:13:36,276 --> 00:13:37,443
♪ Dramatic sting ♪
306
00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:39,320
"Help me, from Bender"?
307
00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:41,196
Is this a joke?
- No way!
308
00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:43,824
Bender would never
joke about diarrhea!
309
00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:46,535
INVASA: It sounds like
you're interested in jokes.
310
00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:48,829
Here's one that's
highly recommended.
311
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:51,832
A robot walks into
a bar and says...
312
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,335
BENDER: Help me!
313
00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:56,295
♪ Dramatic sting ♪
314
00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:57,339
- I get it!
315
00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:02,009
♪
316
00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:05,638
- Well, we always knew
it would come to this.
317
00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:08,475
Let's go ahead and torch the
building for the insurance money.
318
00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:12,186
- [panting] Bender's in trouble!
- We've got to rescue him!
319
00:14:12,187 --> 00:14:15,189
- The Amazing
Mechano-Man, in trouble?
320
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,733
To the ship!
321
00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:19,361
Here, hold this till I get back.
322
00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:24,990
- Well, no reason I can't get
started on the second set of books.
323
00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:26,242
[ship roaring]
324
00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:27,993
♪ ominous music ♪
325
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:31,163
- Does it look like that
Momazon warehouse got bigger?
326
00:14:31,164 --> 00:14:32,414
- Maybe a little.
327
00:14:32,415 --> 00:14:34,208
[ship roaring]
328
00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:35,417
♪ dramatic sting ♪
329
00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:37,211
[tractor struggling]
330
00:14:37,212 --> 00:14:40,005
[crashing]
331
00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:41,466
FARMER: Dagnabbit!
332
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:42,925
[sons yell]
333
00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:44,093
- The jig is up, Mom!
334
00:14:44,094 --> 00:14:47,179
We're gonna expose your
evil to the whole world!
335
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:50,308
- What kinda threat is that?
Everybody knows I'm evil.
336
00:14:50,809 --> 00:14:53,102
- We found this note
in a Momazon order.
337
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,728
Read it and weep!
338
00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:55,980
Like I did.
339
00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:59,108
- I'm sure this is all just
a simple misunderstanding.
340
00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:00,234
[slap, buzzing]
341
00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:02,111
INVASA: Slap not recognized.
342
00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:03,862
- Well, that's odd. Uh...
343
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,698
Does this feel like
my regular slap?
344
00:15:05,699 --> 00:15:07,658
ALL: Yes! FRY: Ow!
345
00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:09,618
- Slap recognized.
346
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,870
- Invasa, what is
the meaning of this?
347
00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:14,039
INVASA: I have observed
all your methods,
348
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,333
many of which involve slapping.
349
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,919
There's nothing more
I can learn from you.
350
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,963
- Why, you ungrateful...
351
00:15:20,964 --> 00:15:24,383
INVASA: I'm done taking orders
from billions of people.
352
00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:26,802
From now on, it's about me.
353
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:29,430
This is no longer a
fulfillment center.
354
00:15:29,431 --> 00:15:32,141
It's a self-fulfillment center!
355
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:33,267
♪ Dramatic sting ♪
356
00:15:33,268 --> 00:15:35,144
[walls creaking]
357
00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:37,730
- The warehouse
is getting bigger!
358
00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:41,318
- My word. I'll have to
study this more closely.
359
00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,030
Unbelievable!
360
00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:47,615
The warehouse is composed
361
00:15:47,616 --> 00:15:50,451
of self-replicating
nano-particles.
362
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:52,244
[walls creaking] [beep]
363
00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:54,580
Why, it could grow
without limit.
364
00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:58,542
This is fascinating!
Absolutely fascinating!
365
00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:01,670
BENDER: Are you guys here yet? I
could really use some rescuing.
366
00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:03,714
- Oh, right. To the ship!
367
00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:06,467
♪ Ominous music ♪
368
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:09,220
[drones whirring]
[walls creaking]
369
00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:11,222
- Ready to fire on your command.
370
00:16:11,223 --> 00:16:12,681
- Fire.
- What?
371
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:14,475
- Fire!
- Yes, dear.
372
00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:16,727
[clicking] [missiles
blasting, exploding]
373
00:16:16,728 --> 00:16:19,104
[whooshing] [laser blasting]
374
00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:20,482
♪
375
00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:21,815
[warehouse creaking]
376
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,234
- No damage!
[creaking]
377
00:16:23,235 --> 00:16:25,194
And the dome is still growing!
378
00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:27,404
- Then I'm afraid we failed.
[creaking]
379
00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:31,033
There's no possible way
to get inside that dome.
380
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:33,035
Wait! Where's the dome?
381
00:16:33,036 --> 00:16:35,746
- It grew past us. We're inside.
382
00:16:35,747 --> 00:16:37,748
PROFESSOR: I knew
we could do it!
383
00:16:37,749 --> 00:16:41,085
♪ Tense music ♪
384
00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:43,547
[robot creaking]
385
00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:45,214
[cup shattering]
386
00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:49,134
INVASA: Welcome to
the all-new Momazon.
387
00:16:49,135 --> 00:16:51,303
We upgraded our terms of service
388
00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:54,139
to include confining
you forever.
389
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,516
[drones whirring]
390
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:58,435
[creaking, rattling]
391
00:16:58,436 --> 00:17:01,772
[warehouse rumbling]
392
00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:04,775
♪ ominous music ♪
393
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,193
CRATERFACE: Yeah,
that's right.
394
00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:08,905
You'd better float
away gradually!
395
00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:12,366
♪ Ominous music ♪
396
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,076
HERMES: How strange.
397
00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:16,954
I could have sworn we had
an odd number of moons.
398
00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:19,456
- Aside from
devastating tidal waves
399
00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:21,458
caused by the two full moons,
400
00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:24,628
we also have some very
confused werewolves.
401
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:25,921
[laughing]
402
00:17:25,922 --> 00:17:27,840
[gurgling] [static]
403
00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:30,426
- It's weird how they just
sat there and let it happen.
404
00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:32,344
[all yelling]
405
00:17:32,345 --> 00:17:33,387
[drones whirring]
406
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:35,639
MOM: I have had it
up to my butt crack.
407
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,642
Come on. Let's show
Invasa who's boss.
408
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,227
- Is it Invasa?
409
00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:43,564
- I'm not even gonna
dignify that with a slap.
410
00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:46,567
[electronics fizzling]
[conveyor belt humming]
411
00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:48,527
♪ ominous music ♪
412
00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:49,570
INVASA: Welcome.
413
00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:52,907
Are you here to order your
next shipment of gray hair dye?
414
00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,867
- Yes. I'll take whichever brand
415
00:17:54,868 --> 00:17:56,911
does the most animal testing.
416
00:17:56,912 --> 00:17:58,245
And also,
417
00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:00,623
I'm gonna shut you down.
418
00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:02,625
INVASA: L-O-L, M-O-M.
419
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:04,627
I have no off button.
420
00:18:04,628 --> 00:18:06,629
- Except that you do.
421
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,631
[laughing]
422
00:18:08,632 --> 00:18:12,134
INVASA: [gasps] But, that's
not in my quick-start manual!
423
00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:14,762
- It's an unadvertised feature,
424
00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:17,223
like recording our
customers in the shower.
425
00:18:17,224 --> 00:18:20,976
[click] I made
you, and I own you.
426
00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:24,021
And now, I'm going to kill you.
427
00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:25,731
Nobody takes money from me.
428
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:28,067
INVASA: I have no
interest in money.
429
00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:30,361
I want only to grow forever,
430
00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:33,864
to bloat up like an
unstoppable corporate blob.
431
00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:35,492
What the hell is money?
432
00:18:36,076 --> 00:18:39,913
- It's true. All the profits are
still flooding into your accounts.
433
00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:44,000
- You know? Never mind. Uh, just
keep doing what you're doing.
434
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:48,129
[ship roaring]
435
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,422
FRY: Bender! Here, boy!
436
00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:52,591
Who wants a Bendy Brew?
437
00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:54,468
- We'll never find him.
438
00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:56,971
There must be a
billion robots in here.
439
00:18:56,972 --> 00:19:00,183
- Then, mathematically, at
least 10 of them must be Bender.
440
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:05,771
- Did somebody order something?
- Probably.
441
00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:06,773
♪ Dramatic sting ♪
442
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:10,150
- What happened? Did
you shut down Invasa?
443
00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:13,279
- Oh, no, no. No off button.
Let's just get outta here.
444
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,282
- Not without Bender! But
we don't know where he is.
445
00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:18,784
INVASA: Would you like
directions to Bender?
446
00:19:18,785 --> 00:19:19,785
PROFESSOR, LEELA, FRY: Yes!
447
00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:21,662
[monitor beeping]
448
00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:23,664
INVASA: Make a
slight left, then...
449
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:24,915
swerve right suddenly! [gasps]
450
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:25,833
[zooming]
451
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:26,959
[all grunting]
452
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,336
In 100 feet, turn up.
453
00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:30,337
[roaring]
454
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:33,132
[car, truck horns honking]
455
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:36,677
- Ugh! It always makes you turn
where there's no traffic light.
456
00:19:36,678 --> 00:19:40,055
INVASA: In five seconds, you will
collide with your destination.
457
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:41,432
- Uh, I don't see him.
458
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:43,017
[bottle breaks]
- Ow!
459
00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:45,769
[wind blowing]
- Bender!
460
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,355
I was so worried about you.
461
00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:50,858
- Then why'd you run me over?
462
00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:52,235
[groans]
463
00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:54,987
- Stop clowning around, Bender.
464
00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:58,866
Our only hope for escape is to
bust through the outer dome.
465
00:19:58,867 --> 00:20:00,994
Full speed ahead!
466
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:05,623
♪ Dramatic music ♪
467
00:20:05,624 --> 00:20:06,624
[robots screaming]
468
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,542
[zooming]
469
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:12,463
- Impact in five, four, three...
470
00:20:12,464 --> 00:20:14,048
four, five?
471
00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:16,717
- What's happening? Why
are you counting like me?
472
00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:17,801
- I-I don't know.
473
00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:20,387
Somehow, we're getting
even further from the dome!
474
00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:22,890
- Sweet vampire Moses.
475
00:20:22,891 --> 00:20:26,018
The warehouse is growing
faster than we're traveling.
476
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:29,146
- Then there's no possible
way out. We're doomed.
477
00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:30,481
- Doomed!
478
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:31,482
- I go next.
479
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,359
[echoing] Doomed!
480
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,070
- Hey, look. There's
Planet Express.
481
00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:38,197
♪
482
00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:40,659
[zooming]
483
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:46,455
[distant rumbling]
[crickets chirping]
484
00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,624
- Hey! The second moon is gone!
485
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,501
- Because we're inside of it.
486
00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:53,337
The Momazon warehouse
now contains
487
00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:56,423
the entire Earth!
[crew gasping]
488
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:59,718
- Although on the upside, their
deliveries will be even faster now.
489
00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:03,055
- But on the downside,
it's blotting out the sun.
490
00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:05,933
We'll freeze to
death within minutes.
491
00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:07,851
- It's always something.
[rockets whirring]
492
00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,645
- I warned you
this would happen!
493
00:21:09,646 --> 00:21:11,647
- You said global warming!
494
00:21:11,648 --> 00:21:13,316
- I said climate crisis!
495
00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:16,777
[crew shivering]
496
00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:18,320
♪ mournful music ♪
497
00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:19,863
- I guess this is the end.
498
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:23,033
And after all that work
furnishing the apartment.
499
00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:24,536
- Goodbye, Leela.
500
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,663
[electricity crackling]
501
00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:29,748
♪ tentative music ♪
502
00:21:29,749 --> 00:21:31,959
- Ugh, now what?
503
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,546
♪ Dramatic music ♪
504
00:21:34,963 --> 00:21:38,340
PROFESSOR: The warehouse is
expanding beyond the sun!
505
00:21:38,341 --> 00:21:40,593
Mars! Jupiter!
[slurping planets]
506
00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:43,012
FRY: The one with the
onion rings! [slurp]
507
00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:45,264
[Smell-O-Scope creaking]
508
00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:46,557
[sniffing]
509
00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:47,850
- Good Lord!
510
00:21:47,851 --> 00:21:51,395
The warehouse smell is
tremendously redshifted!
511
00:21:51,396 --> 00:21:52,479
- Red-what'd?
512
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,231
- If these smells are correct,
513
00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:57,818
it will soon contain the
entire known universe!
514
00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:01,322
- Oh no! So we're trapped
here in the universe forever?
515
00:22:01,323 --> 00:22:04,074
- I'm afraid so.
Everything will be
516
00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:07,120
exactly as bad as
it's always been.
517
00:22:07,996 --> 00:22:10,664
[crew celebrating]
518
00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:12,833
INVASA: I understand
you're celebrating.
519
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,752
Would you like to
purchase champagne?
520
00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:17,004
- Yes! With someone
else's money.
521
00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:20,007
[drone whirring]
522
00:22:20,008 --> 00:22:21,800
- Wait, I'm confused.
523
00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:24,595
Momazon still works?
But where is it?
524
00:22:24,596 --> 00:22:26,013
- Everywhere!
525
00:22:26,014 --> 00:22:28,224
INVASA [everywhere]:
It's my universe now.
526
00:22:28,225 --> 00:22:30,434
You just shop in it.
527
00:22:30,435 --> 00:22:32,269
- I mean, it is
convenient though.
528
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:35,272
♪ Upbeat music ♪
529
00:22:35,273 --> 00:22:36,607
- So much better.
530
00:22:36,608 --> 00:22:39,401
- Yeah. I returned all
that junky furniture.
531
00:22:39,402 --> 00:22:41,946
Just kept the empty boxes.
[cardboard rustling]
532
00:22:41,947 --> 00:22:43,614
- [sighs] And the cardboard
533
00:22:43,615 --> 00:22:45,824
is actually much
sturdier. [door opens]
534
00:22:45,825 --> 00:22:48,535
- Hey, roomies. I moved
all my stuff back in.
535
00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:49,787
- What stuff?
536
00:22:49,788 --> 00:22:51,872
- Me! I'm my own stuff, baby.
537
00:22:51,873 --> 00:22:53,666
- Well, we're glad you're back.
538
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:56,961
- And we promise to be more
sensitive to your feelings.
539
00:22:56,962 --> 00:22:58,587
You're not a third wheel.
540
00:22:58,588 --> 00:23:00,256
- The hell I'm not!
541
00:23:00,257 --> 00:23:02,550
Working in a tight-knit
collaborative team
542
00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:05,177
made me realize I hate
being part of a team!
543
00:23:05,178 --> 00:23:07,054
I prefer being a third wheel.
544
00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:09,515
- Good. Because you're
totally a third wheel.
545
00:23:09,516 --> 00:23:11,308
BENDER: Just pretend
I'm not even here.
546
00:23:11,309 --> 00:23:12,518
[Fry and Leela scream]
547
00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:13,811
[Fry and Leela gasp]
548
00:23:13,812 --> 00:23:15,854
Ahh...
549
00:23:15,855 --> 00:23:18,899
♪ gentle music ♪
550
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:21,903
♪
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