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[upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[theme concludes]
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[spaceship zooming]
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Mm! This Baked Alaska is great, Amy.
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What's your secret?
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I'm bisexual.
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Oh, you mean the dessert!
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The trick is to start by
buying real Alaska, then...
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Mama?
Is it time to show off yet?
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It sure is, schmeety-pie.
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Show Fry and Leela your painting
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so they can compliment it.
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Lookit!
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It's Mama and Dumdum.
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Oh, it's exquisite.
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Right?
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What? Oh.
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- What?
- You really captured
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your mommy's unusually shaped hair,
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and your daddy's pukey color.
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Shapes and colors are the parts
I always have trouble with.
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You know, I always wanted
to be an artist, and I...
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That's so interesting.
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Let's talk about something else.
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[Newt grunting and giggling]
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I'm bored.
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I'm more bored.
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Oh yeah?
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I'm so bored, I wanna
punch myself in the face.
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I'll do it for ya.
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- Go ahead.
- Make me.
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Eh, I'm too bored.
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Don't you have like
a built-in TV or something?
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No.
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But have you ever heard of...
AM radio?
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[switch clicks]
[electricity buzzing]
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[stadium crowd cheering over radio]
[announcer] And Sweden wins!
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This has been Don Cunningham
with the nightly war roundup.
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Bo-ring.
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[buttons clicking]
[antenna warbling]
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[German speaker] [over radio]
Fifteen, four, 290, 5,036...
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[Bender yelps]
What are those, numbers?
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- [German speaker] Two...
- "Two"?
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I'm almost positive that's a number!
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Help, help, help, help, help,
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help, help, help, help, help.
[glasses clatter]
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The radio's saying numbers at me!
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[German speaker]
One thousand three hundred sixty-two.
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Thirty-four thousand
nine hundred and sixty-nine...
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Aw, that's just
a numbers station, Bender.
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Some people think it's spies
communicating in code.
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It's actually a real thing.
Look it up.
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[numbers station continues]
Turn it off, turn it off!
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I'm not touching your antenna.
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[German speaker]
Two hundred ninety.
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[Bender screaming]
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[glass shattering]
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[screaming continues,
fading as Bender falls]
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Well, thanks for a lovely evening.
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[metal doors whirring]
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Man, that hypersonic elevator's
really fast.
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[Bender screaming]
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[metal crashing]
Ow.
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Bender, at the risk of getting personal,
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are you scared of numbers?
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Not all numbers.
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I-I love zero and one.
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But two?
And those other guys?
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[shudders]
Where does it all end?
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Hey look!
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A 24-hour art supply store.
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Leela, have I ever told you how
I always wanted to be an artist?
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Yes, it's one of the most
recent things you said.
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Well, I'm not gonna let that stop me.
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[door bells jingling]
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[thrilling music playing]
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[paint brush sloshing]
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Guys! Dolls!
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Remember the pain I predicted
Professor would live in
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the last 10 years of his life?
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Well, they've discovered
a miracle drug that'll make it 20!
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[pill bottle rattling]
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[pill thudding]
[gulps]
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[sadly groans]
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I'm so tired of this physical existence.
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The constant agony.
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[yelling]
[bones cracking]
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These scratchy physical pajamas.
[scratching]
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If only I could live in a world
of pure thought and beauty.
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Sure, that'd be great.
[clicking remote]
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[static buzzing]
We now go live
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to tonight's lottery drawing.
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[upbeat jazzy music playing]
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[drumroll trilling]
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Fifteen,
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four,
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290...
[drumroll continues]
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...two,
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1,362...
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[drumroll stops]
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...and 34,969.
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That is not a regulation ball!
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[gasps]
Hey, aren't those the same numbers
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that came over Bender's antenna?
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You mean Bender's antenna is magic?
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Eh, that's what the fembots say.
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[Bender purrs]
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Magic is one plausible
but stupid explanation.
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[hologram chirping]
Is it possible someone is encoding
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some kind of message in lottery numbers?
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Hey Leela!
Come see my paintings.
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Oh... hmm.
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That art store had a futuristic technology
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that really unlocked my creative powers.
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It's called "paint-by-numbers."
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Oh, Lord.
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They're exquisite!
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You really stayed in the lines.
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Aren't these exquisite, Amy?
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Oh, yeah, exquisite, yeah.
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What are you people talking about?
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Fry's paintings are crap.
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[Leela's foot thudding]
Ow!
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I mean, the foot pain makes me see
how beautiful I'm saying they are.
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Fry, you foolcompoop!
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What are you doing to those
beautiful numbers?
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Painting over them to depict
imperfect physical objects?
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[Amy gasps]
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[mysterious music playing]
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Schmeureka!
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[printer whirring]
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Those weird lottery numbers
encoded paint-by-number plans
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for some sort of device.
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And once it's colored in, we can build it!
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Build it?
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That's your answer for everything.
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Every time we find a mysterious diagram,
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you want to build it.
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Well, I'm tired of building things.
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The beauty is in the abstract idea.
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Everything else is flamboyant excess.
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Well, if you won't build it, I will.
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I just said I wouldn't build it!
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I'm going to go contemplate
the abstract concept of beauty.
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If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom.
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[foot thudding]
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Exquisite!
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[mysterious music playing]
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[paint brush sloshing]
[Fry] Blue.
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What a strange gizmo.
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I wonder if it's some kind of
advanced spaceship!
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Well, I'm not quite done.
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It might turn out to be a kitten.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Amy] That's no kitten.
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Rats.
I'm gonna go paint a kitten.
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[mysterious music playing]
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[sighs]
Be honest with me, Zoidberg.
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Is this really good?
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[foot crushing]
[groaning] Yes.
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Sometimes I worry that my rote copies
of other artists' work lack originality.
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Don't say that, Fry.
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Great artists don't let badness
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stand in the way of greatness.
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And Zoidberg will prove...
[muttering indistinctly]
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Why did you mutter that last part?
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Because I wasn't that sure.
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♪♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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[calculator] Hello, hello. Don't touch.
[children giggling]
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Excuse me, killer robot coming through.
[children yelling]
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[kid] Aw, come on!
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Ah, there you are,
actress, mathematician,
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author Danica McKellar.
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Could you sign this book?
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Sure.
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Wait, I didn't write this.
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It's my autobiography.
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[gasps] You're Bender?
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The Bender?
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[laughs] I'm a huge fan.
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Um, no,
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that's actually a different Bender.
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You're not the extreme boogie boarder?
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How do people tell you apart?
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Different serial numbers.
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That's kinda why I came.
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See, I'm scared of numbers.
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I thought maybe you could help me,
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'cause you write all these books
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about having confidence with math.
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Uh, yeah. Uh...
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Do you know the other Bender?
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[chuckles]
Like, could you introduce me, or...
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Hey, could we talk
about me for a minute?!
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I don't know.
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Could you buy a copy of my book?
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[Bender sighing]
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Math shouldn't be scary, Bender.
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You just have
an irrational fear of numbers.
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[emotional]
And a fear of irrational numbers!
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Don't be afraid.
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If you're even half as great
as your book jacket says you are...
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I'm not! Nobody is!
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Well, hopefully this will help.
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But if it doesn't, no refunds.
Next!
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♪♪
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This is garbage.
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I give up.
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[pencil scratching]
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A letter came for you, Fry.
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Your work's been accepted
in a citywide art contest!
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Why are you reading my mail, Hermes?
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Also, I don't remember
entering any art contest.
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I entered you! Zoidberg.
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I got the idea when
I was bandaging my foot.
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And my work was accepted?
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[gasps] Thank you, Zoidberg.
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You've given me the courage
to try the parakeet.
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♪♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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and Zoidberg,
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after great effort and expense...
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Expense?!
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I've completed the mystery machine!
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[mimics trumpet fanfare]
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[Zoidberg] I'm blind!
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What does it do?
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Can it kill at least one human?
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Maybe.
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The only way to find out is to turn it on.
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Zero and one?
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No problem.
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[switch clicks]
[gears grinding]
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[electricity crackling]
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[energy zapping]
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[group gasping]
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It looks like some sort of space hole.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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[Bender shudders]
[energy whooshing]
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music playing]
[Bender screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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[Bender yelling]
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Exquisite!
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So what's in there?
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[panting] These numbers!
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Almost all of 'em greater than one!
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[cranking]
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Finished installin'
the new plate glass wind-er.
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Thank you!
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[glass shattering]
[Bender screaming]
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[distant metal clattering]
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We'll sweep him off the sidewalk later.
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I wanna see these numbers!
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[energy whooshing]
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[group gasping]
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- Oh!
- Wow!
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[Professor Farnsworth]
It's my dear friends, the integers.
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Come, everyone,
through the Numberland Gap.
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[whooshing]
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It's just what I've always dreamt of.
264
00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:27,481
A realm of pure theoretical beauty.
265
00:10:27,564 --> 00:10:29,316
[Number 55] Hello!
266
00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:31,652
I don't believe I've seen you around here.
267
00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:34,696
No, we're from the physical world.
268
00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,573
[Number 55] The physical world?
269
00:10:36,657 --> 00:10:39,493
I thought that was just
an abstract concept.
270
00:10:39,576 --> 00:10:40,952
Nice to meet you.
271
00:10:41,036 --> 00:10:42,537
Fifty-five, is it?
272
00:10:42,621 --> 00:10:45,123
[Number 55]
Oh, ya doesn't have to call me 55.
273
00:10:45,207 --> 00:10:48,460
My decimal representation
is five 10s plus five ones.
274
00:10:48,543 --> 00:10:50,921
But you can call me five times 11.
275
00:10:51,004 --> 00:10:54,925
Or you can call me 9 plus 10
plus 11 plus 12 plus 13.
276
00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:57,344
Or you can call me six-squared
plus three-squared
277
00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:59,429
plus three-squared plus one-squared.
278
00:10:59,513 --> 00:11:01,973
But ya doesn't have to call me 55!
279
00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:04,184
I'm gonna call you 55.
280
00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:06,019
So, could you give us a tour?
281
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,145
[Number 55] Of what?
282
00:11:07,229 --> 00:11:08,563
There's nothing but numbers.
283
00:11:08,647 --> 00:11:12,317
Maybe you could introduce us to
some of the more interesting numbers.
284
00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:14,403
Every number is interesting!
285
00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:17,531
Otherwise, there'd be
a smallest uninteresting number,
286
00:11:17,614 --> 00:11:19,741
and that would make it interesting.
287
00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:22,619
[Number 55]
I didn't quite follow that but, yes,
288
00:11:22,703 --> 00:11:25,622
every number is equally interesting.
289
00:11:25,706 --> 00:11:27,749
Or equally uninteresting.
290
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,251
[Number 55] I don't like you.
291
00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:30,627
Nobody does.
292
00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:33,088
[child giggling]
293
00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:34,172
Who's that goomer?
294
00:11:34,256 --> 00:11:35,757
[Number 55] That's little 3/7ths,
295
00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,759
the fractional child of three and seven.
296
00:11:37,843 --> 00:11:39,720
What about 7/3rds?
297
00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,471
Is that also their child?
298
00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:43,598
[Number 55] [quietly]
Their illegitimate child.
299
00:11:43,682 --> 00:11:45,976
Um, Professor?
I'm sorry to bring the mood up,
300
00:11:46,059 --> 00:11:47,602
but can we get going soon?
301
00:11:47,686 --> 00:11:49,187
It's time for the art show.
302
00:11:49,271 --> 00:11:51,022
[Number 55] Time? What is time?
303
00:11:51,106 --> 00:11:53,400
We numbers are eternal and immutable.
304
00:11:53,483 --> 00:11:55,694
You mean you never age?
305
00:11:55,777 --> 00:11:59,156
You never grow old
and senile and forgetful
306
00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:01,992
and senile and forgetful
and senile and...
307
00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:04,453
If we don't leave soon,
we'll miss the awards.
308
00:12:04,536 --> 00:12:05,787
It's almost four.
309
00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:07,330
[Number 55]
What's almost four?
310
00:12:07,414 --> 00:12:08,415
Three?
311
00:12:08,498 --> 00:12:11,042
Ya know, one through 12 are my friends.
312
00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:14,421
I don't appreciate these
racist caricatures.
313
00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:15,881
We need to go!
314
00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:17,966
Yes, you all go.
315
00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:20,886
But I, I choose to stay.
316
00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:22,262
I belong here,
317
00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:24,806
in this realm of beauty bare,
318
00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:28,894
free from the intolerable agony
of physical existence.
319
00:12:28,977 --> 00:12:30,937
- No, Professor!
- No, you can't!
320
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:32,981
You're my only living relative.
321
00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:36,693
I wanted you to come to
the art contest in case I win a prize.
322
00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:38,695
Oh, don't be sad.
323
00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:39,863
You won't.
324
00:12:42,115 --> 00:12:43,325
[whooshing]
325
00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:45,494
It won't be the same without him.
326
00:12:46,244 --> 00:12:47,412
[whooshing]
327
00:12:47,496 --> 00:12:49,581
I mean, I can't think of
any actual difference.
328
00:12:49,664 --> 00:12:51,500
Just felt like somebody should say that.
329
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,084
[Bender] You escaped?!
330
00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:55,378
That's mathematically impossible!
331
00:12:55,462 --> 00:12:56,922
It was fine, Bender.
332
00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:59,049
We met a nice 50-something guy.
333
00:12:59,132 --> 00:13:01,551
Wait, someone's missing.
334
00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:02,677
Is it you, Amy?!
335
00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:03,762
Is it?
336
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:06,389
Oh, no. The Professor
decided to stay behind.
337
00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:08,350
And you let him?!
338
00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:10,435
Ah, you fools!
339
00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:13,146
You two-loving fools!
340
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,774
[energy humming]
341
00:13:15,857 --> 00:13:17,859
[Number 55]
And there's 52-factorial.
342
00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:20,570
Yes, we played cards with him earlier.
343
00:13:20,654 --> 00:13:23,073
I suspect he was cheating.
344
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:25,575
[Number 55] Well, every number
is here in Numberland.
345
00:13:25,659 --> 00:13:27,327
You'll meet them all eventually.
346
00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,496
Really? Every number?
347
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:30,580
[Number 55] Yes.
348
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,249
The whole numbers, the fractions.
349
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:33,333
What else is there?
350
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,502
Oh, all kinds of junk.
351
00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:37,879
E, pi, i.
352
00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,089
[numbers gasping]
353
00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:40,757
[Number 55]
Don't talk like that!
354
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:43,218
We don't believe in the imaginary one.
355
00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:46,054
Except for some of the more...
rural numbers.
356
00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:47,639
- Uh-huh. Right on.
- Amen.
357
00:13:47,722 --> 00:13:50,183
Say, you're a number, right?
358
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:51,518
I've been wondering,
359
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:54,688
in my world, we don't know
whether all even numbers
360
00:13:54,771 --> 00:13:56,773
are the sum of two prime numbers.
361
00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:57,899
Do you?
362
00:13:57,983 --> 00:13:59,693
[Number 55]
Of course, they are.
363
00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:00,777
Yes!
364
00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:02,445
But how do you prove it?
365
00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:03,849
[Number 55]
Why should I prove it?
366
00:14:03,905 --> 00:14:04,990
What would that prove?
367
00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:08,451
Well, if math has a point,
and I'm not sure it does,
368
00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:10,871
isn't it to gain understanding?
369
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:12,497
[Number 55]
"Understanding"?
370
00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:13,874
I don't understand.
371
00:14:13,957 --> 00:14:16,793
You know there are lots of true things
that can't be proven.
372
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:20,171
Yes, but I know because Gödel proved it.
373
00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:23,925
If you numbers don't care about proofs,
what do you do all day?
374
00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:26,845
Sit around representing
quantities of things?
375
00:14:26,928 --> 00:14:29,055
[Number 55]
I don't even know what things are.
376
00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:31,224
You know... things!
377
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:34,185
Things are the things
we use math to describe,
378
00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:37,981
how planets move,
the different lengths of wire,
379
00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:40,817
how many stars to give
a Keanu Reeves movie.
380
00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:41,902
[Number 2] Yo.
381
00:14:41,985 --> 00:14:44,279
[Number 55] You use numbers?
382
00:14:44,362 --> 00:14:46,406
What are we, your servants?!
383
00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,658
Well, I suppose you are.
384
00:14:48,742 --> 00:14:50,035
[Number 55] Servants?!
385
00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:51,411
How dare you.
386
00:14:51,494 --> 00:14:52,996
All numbers are equal!
387
00:14:53,079 --> 00:14:54,748
10,538!
388
00:14:54,831 --> 00:14:56,458
[Number 10538]
Yeah, what is it now?
389
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:59,127
[Number 55]
Divide him by zero!
390
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,670
[dramatic music playing]
391
00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:02,797
No! That's not allowed!
392
00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:05,041
[Number 10538]
Well, let's try it and see what happens.
393
00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:06,259
[Professor groaning]
394
00:15:06,343 --> 00:15:08,345
Help! 9-1-1!
395
00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:11,348
[Number 911]
Sorry, wrong number.
396
00:15:12,349 --> 00:15:14,684
[dramatic music playing]
397
00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:16,436
No, stop!
398
00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:18,897
I'm too young to be zeroed.
399
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,691
[Number 10538] If you're young,
then I'm divisible by seven.
400
00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:23,095
Get in there!
[Professor grunts]
401
00:15:23,119 --> 00:15:24,235
[energy humming]
402
00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:25,570
[Professor yelling]
403
00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:26,655
A person!
404
00:15:26,738 --> 00:15:28,073
Oh, thank Gott.
405
00:15:28,156 --> 00:15:31,409
You must have my helps message
with the portal plan received.
406
00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:32,744
You got that right.
407
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:33,828
Who are you?
408
00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:36,247
My name is Georg Cantor.
409
00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:37,666
Georg Cantor?!
410
00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:40,877
The discoverer of
the hierarchy of infinities?
411
00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:43,171
Ja, ja.
I discovered a lot of stuff.
412
00:15:43,254 --> 00:15:45,548
We received your number broadcast,
413
00:15:45,632 --> 00:15:48,593
but how were you able
to build a transmitter
414
00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:50,929
in a land of pure abstraction?
415
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:54,015
I had fortunately with me
pencils und paper.
416
00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:58,019
I needed only to prove
a transmitter could exist.
417
00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:00,522
And then build it
out of pencils and paper.
418
00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:03,316
But enough about me, Georg Cantor.
419
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,735
We must get far from this zero.
420
00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:08,905
Did you bring with you an arbitrarily
large positive number?
421
00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:10,991
Sorry, no, I packed light.
422
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:14,744
Ach, ja. Clearer I should
have been in meiner message.
423
00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:17,497
I know not which of us
is the stupider professor.
424
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,581
You.
425
00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:20,333
But we can research that later.
426
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:22,585
We must for help radio.
427
00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:23,795
I'll do it.
428
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:25,714
But you know not the right numbers!
429
00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:27,465
I know zero and one.
430
00:16:27,549 --> 00:16:29,509
That's all you really need.
431
00:16:29,592 --> 00:16:32,220
[transmitter beeping in Morse code]
432
00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:34,514
[mysterious music playing]
433
00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:35,682
[door squeaking]
434
00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:39,060
I ain't afraid of no numbers.
435
00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:40,228
I ain't afraid of nothin'.
436
00:16:40,311 --> 00:16:42,105
[transmitter beeping]
[Bender yelling]
437
00:16:42,188 --> 00:16:44,024
[beeping continues]
Wait a minute.
438
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:45,442
That's Morse code.
439
00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,860
I learned that at camp.
440
00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:48,820
[head clanks]
[beeping continues]
441
00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:51,614
P... R... O...
442
00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:52,824
Prostitute?
443
00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:54,701
Wait, F?
444
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:55,910
Proftitute?
445
00:16:55,994 --> 00:16:59,539
[beeping continues]
E... S... S... Oh, of course!
446
00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:00,790
Professtitute!
447
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:03,585
No, wait. O... R...
448
00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:04,753
Professor!
449
00:17:04,836 --> 00:17:06,796
He must need something. But what?
450
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,049
[beeping continues]
H... E... L...
451
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:11,009
[gasps] He needs helium.
452
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:12,343
No, help!
453
00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:14,179
He needs help in Numberland!
454
00:17:14,262 --> 00:17:17,348
Oh, but I'm alone
and I'm the world's biggest coward.
455
00:17:17,432 --> 00:17:18,933
I need moral support.
456
00:17:19,017 --> 00:17:21,269
What was it Danica McKellar said?
457
00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:24,064
You're the world's
biggest coward, Bender.
458
00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:25,231
In your case only,
459
00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:28,068
I'd advise you to
stay the heck away from math.
460
00:17:28,151 --> 00:17:29,319
Thanks, Danica.
461
00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:31,196
I'll never face my fears again.
462
00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:32,989
So long, courage!
[grunts]
463
00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:34,407
[book thudding]
[metal clanging]
464
00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:35,575
[Bender yelling]
465
00:17:35,658 --> 00:17:37,077
[warbling]
466
00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:41,164
Numbers!
Meaningless numbers!
467
00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:42,248
[Bender yelling]
468
00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:43,583
[crashing]
469
00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:44,709
[Number 10] Hey!
470
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,169
[Bender whimpering]
471
00:17:46,252 --> 00:17:48,880
[numbers chiming]
472
00:17:48,963 --> 00:17:50,548
[whimpering]
473
00:17:50,632 --> 00:17:53,551
♪♪
474
00:17:53,635 --> 00:17:55,470
[people chattering]
475
00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:57,263
These are really good.
476
00:17:57,347 --> 00:18:00,350
I mean, I'd hang that
in my second-best mansion.
477
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,852
And there's mine on the very same wall.
478
00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:04,312
You think it might win a prize?
479
00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:05,522
Maybe.
480
00:18:05,605 --> 00:18:09,150
But, just being included
is the best prize of all.
481
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,528
Wow, better than the one for winning?
482
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:13,822
[microphone feedback squealing]
Attention, please.
483
00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:15,156
I'm Art Judge,
484
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,158
the art judge. And these...
485
00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:19,160
are the judges with regular names.
486
00:18:19,244 --> 00:18:22,372
I'm proud to present
the prizes in this year's
487
00:18:22,455 --> 00:18:26,543
Friends with Benefits of
the Zoo Charity Art Contest.
488
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:28,628
Third place goes to...
489
00:18:28,711 --> 00:18:29,796
[paper rustling]
490
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:33,258
... "Icarus Redeemed" by Polly Madison.
491
00:18:33,424 --> 00:18:34,968
[audience applauding]
492
00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:36,636
[Zoidberg] Boo!
493
00:18:36,719 --> 00:18:38,763
Second place...
[paper rustling]
494
00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:43,059
... "Yellow Flower,"
by a truly good, good boy,
495
00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:44,519
Philip J. Fry.
496
00:18:44,602 --> 00:18:47,021
[group cheering]
497
00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:48,523
[audience applauding]
498
00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:50,608
Congratulations.
499
00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:52,152
And where is your pet?
500
00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:54,028
Oh, I'm not allowed to have pets.
501
00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:55,113
They always die.
502
00:18:55,196 --> 00:18:58,158
I'm on the Humane Society's
"No Adopt" list.
503
00:18:58,241 --> 00:18:59,993
I mean the animal who painted this.
504
00:19:00,076 --> 00:19:02,162
Animal? I painted it.
505
00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:04,706
But this contest is
for paintings by animals.
506
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:05,790
It is?
507
00:19:05,874 --> 00:19:07,333
Bad Fry, bad!
[envelope thumps]
508
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:10,170
[audience booing]
[elephant trumpets]
509
00:19:10,253 --> 00:19:11,613
[parrot squawks]
[brush clatters]
510
00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:14,841
Aw, you must feel awful.
511
00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:16,426
Second place.
512
00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:18,094
I won second place!
513
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:21,014
Yeah, in a contest for animals.
514
00:19:21,097 --> 00:19:22,348
And I beat all of them.
515
00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:24,309
Well, except Vincent Van Goat.
516
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:26,477
[loud chewing]
517
00:19:26,561 --> 00:19:27,812
[bleating]
518
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,480
[screaming]
519
00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:32,108
[numbers chiming]
[Bender whimpering]
520
00:19:32,192 --> 00:19:34,402
[whimpering]
[energy humming]
521
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:36,571
- Ah!
- [yelps] Humans!
522
00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,698
Bender has arrived to save us.
523
00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:40,325
Bender, Cantor.
524
00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:41,910
Cantor, Bender.
525
00:19:41,993 --> 00:19:43,703
Ein metall mensch?
526
00:19:43,786 --> 00:19:46,956
This is the most amazing thing
I've ever seen!
527
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,750
Yeah, wait till you see my ass!
528
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,376
[energy zapping]
[Bender yelling]
529
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:53,755
[ethereal music playing]
530
00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:58,718
[Number 1]
The prisoners stand accused
531
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:01,137
of hypothesis with intent to prove
532
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:04,390
and contributing to
the delinquency of a fraction.
533
00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:05,558
Cantor made me do it!
534
00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:07,042
[Number 1]
Are all the numbers here?
535
00:20:07,066 --> 00:20:08,561
[numbers murmuring agreement]
536
00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:10,563
[Number 1]
Then let the trial begin.
537
00:20:10,647 --> 00:20:13,107
You're full of number two, Number 1!
538
00:20:13,191 --> 00:20:15,276
Lots of numbers are not here.
539
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,905
Ya, you are the whole numbers
and the fractions merely.
540
00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:20,156
[Number 1] Heresy!
541
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,158
There are infinitely many of us.
542
00:20:22,242 --> 00:20:23,660
So we must all be here.
543
00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:24,744
Falsch!
544
00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,037
[numbers gasping]
545
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,330
[Number 1] Order! Order!
546
00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:29,415
[numbers clattering]
547
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,459
Look, you, I can prove it.
548
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:32,919
[Number 1] I doubt that.
549
00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:35,129
But if you can, we shall free you.
550
00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:36,839
- Really?
- [Number 1] Maybe.
551
00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:37,924
Good enough.
552
00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:42,595
To begin, I write down all
of your children fractions like so.
553
00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:49,477
One-half, then 1/3rd und 2/3rds,
then 1/4th, 2/4ths und 3/4ths und sofort.
554
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,814
Und next to each, its decimal expansion.
555
00:20:52,897 --> 00:20:54,524
[numbers whooshing]
556
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:57,694
But after we list every child,
557
00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:01,322
there must be another not on the list.
558
00:21:01,406 --> 00:21:03,126
[Number 2/9]
What you talkin' 'bout, Cantor?
559
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,150
For this new child,
560
00:21:04,158 --> 00:21:06,869
I change the first digit
of the first child,
561
00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:09,289
then change the second digit
of the second child,
562
00:21:09,372 --> 00:21:11,833
the third digit of the third child,
und so on.
563
00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,376
[numbers whooshing]
564
00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:16,879
Now, look at this new number.
565
00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:18,172
[numbers screaming]
566
00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:19,257
[Number 12] It's a freak!
567
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:23,177
You think so only because
it's not any of your children!
568
00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:26,306
It is different from the first child
at the first digit,
569
00:21:26,389 --> 00:21:28,308
and the second child at the second digit.
570
00:21:28,391 --> 00:21:32,687
And in this way, it must be different
from every child here!
571
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:35,356
Therefore, it is not in Numberland,
572
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,942
so you are incomplete!
573
00:21:38,026 --> 00:21:39,610
[numbers gasping]
574
00:21:39,694 --> 00:21:41,154
[Number 1] Blasphemy!
575
00:21:41,237 --> 00:21:42,447
Wait, let me see that again?
576
00:21:42,530 --> 00:21:43,740
[whooshing]
577
00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:46,701
You know there are
easier ways to prove that.
578
00:21:46,784 --> 00:21:47,952
Of course, I know.
579
00:21:48,036 --> 00:21:49,787
I'm Georg Cantor.
580
00:21:49,871 --> 00:21:52,832
Infinities beyond infinity? Neat.
581
00:21:52,915 --> 00:21:54,876
[Number 1]
You're blowing my mind, but still,
582
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:55,960
blasphemy!
583
00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:57,045
Get 'em, Googol.
584
00:21:57,128 --> 00:22:00,131
[Googol snarling]
585
00:22:00,214 --> 00:22:02,091
Stand back, fellow math lovers,
586
00:22:02,175 --> 00:22:06,471
and watch as I break up Googol,
right between O's.
587
00:22:06,554 --> 00:22:07,555
[grunts]
588
00:22:07,638 --> 00:22:08,848
[Googol groaning]
589
00:22:08,931 --> 00:22:10,475
[dramatic music playing]
590
00:22:10,558 --> 00:22:13,394
[fragments crashing]
591
00:22:13,478 --> 00:22:17,815
[all yelling]
592
00:22:17,899 --> 00:22:21,277
[dramatic music continues]
593
00:22:23,446 --> 00:22:25,406
We're almost back to reality.
594
00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:27,283
Oh, you'll love it, Cantor.
595
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:30,411
We've found so many more
applications for math.
596
00:22:30,495 --> 00:22:32,830
Like computer machines?
597
00:22:32,914 --> 00:22:34,832
Und this annoying metall mensch?
598
00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:36,584
[metal thumping]
Indeed.
599
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:40,171
Mathematics underlies
everything that exists.
600
00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:42,173
That's what I love about it.
601
00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:44,217
Not me, Herr Professor.
602
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:48,429
What I love is the pure,
abstract understanding.
603
00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:51,682
For me, even this world is too real.
604
00:22:54,977 --> 00:22:58,189
[solemn music playing]
[pencil scratching]
605
00:22:58,272 --> 00:22:59,399
[door creaking]
606
00:23:01,067 --> 00:23:02,402
[Bender] See ya later.
607
00:23:02,485 --> 00:23:03,694
[energy zapping]
608
00:23:04,195 --> 00:23:05,321
[Professor yelling]
609
00:23:06,072 --> 00:23:08,491
♪♪
610
00:23:08,574 --> 00:23:11,494
[Bender scat singing]
611
00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:13,830
I'm glad you're back, Professor.
612
00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:15,706
I mean, I don't really care,
613
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:17,583
it just felt like somebody
should say that.
614
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,043
I don't care either.
615
00:23:19,127 --> 00:23:23,172
But it does feel like
I should say thank you, Hermes.
616
00:23:23,256 --> 00:23:25,925
Professor, come see
what Fry's working on.
617
00:23:26,008 --> 00:23:29,137
Yes, yes.
What are you painting now?
618
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:32,181
Another second-place, third-rate puppy?
619
00:23:32,265 --> 00:23:35,852
No, it's a paint-by-number
I'm unmaking just for you.
620
00:23:35,935 --> 00:23:38,229
[wet sponge sloshing]
621
00:23:38,312 --> 00:23:40,940
See? Nothing but numbers.
622
00:23:41,023 --> 00:23:43,183
[soft, uplifting music playing]
[Professor sniffling]
623
00:23:43,207 --> 00:23:45,319
I don't know which is more beautiful,
624
00:23:45,403 --> 00:23:48,823
the idea or the thing itself.
625
00:23:48,906 --> 00:23:51,617
♪♪
626
00:23:56,789 --> 00:23:58,082
Exquisite.
627
00:24:03,296 --> 00:24:06,299
♪♪
628
00:24:45,338 --> 00:24:48,341
[fanfare playing]
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