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[Music]

Hi honey, I noticed you had a time in on the family path,

text from Mom.

Maybe we can all think time, text from Mom.

I'm just about to record.

Hi, welcome back.

I'm Dr. Tess Coleman and this is What Belling With Respect.

Today on the podcast, we are talking about a relationship dynamic that is very close to my heart.

Grand co-parenting.

When my daughter Anna chose to become a single mom, it changed our family forever.

Ryan Clopfis recording.

Sorry.

As a grandma, I was able to step up and help her.

[Music]

Harper!

Harper, this is your 30 minute warning that we're leaving for school.

This is now your 20 minute warning.

10 minutes?

Yes, confirm the recording sessions, but know that I know she can sell out more than the Greek.

And yes, I know how many seats there are.

Harper, I really want to respect your space, but I'm curious as to why you're not out here yet.

You have five minutes.

Being someone that your loved one can lean on is the most important relationship there is.

Ryan, I'm getting so good at this.

No.

No, no, no, no!

Oh, it's in record!

Mark!

[Music]

Hi, Mom.

No, it's not a great time.

I just--

I know, but I've finished my podcast early so I'm offering a new drop-off.

No, it's okay.

I've got everything under control.

Harper, you had to be up 10 minutes ago!

Prepare to be triggered!

All right, six, five, six, seven, eight!

Harper!

Be the world!

The world is a new world to change.

It is a new world, but I want none.

It's a new world, but I'm saying this thing!

Come play with the girl, come behind the face!

That's one more.

Dude, these waves are unreal.

I love our lives!

No, we're skipping for a period.

Shoot, we gotta go!

[Music]

Harper!

Why?

I'm literally ready.

Fairly!

Fairly!

They made your favorite lunch!

How was pickleball yesterday?

Did you beat him?

We say annihilated.

Mom, I told you I could take her.

I know, sweetheart, but I saw in your stories that you were working at the studio late,

and so I decided, "Dicker!"

You know, it would be healthy for you to unfollow me,

and I work late all the time.

I can still take her.

Anna, let's pause and reframe.

When you decided to be a single mom,

I told you I would support you 100% well.

This is me supporting you 100%.

Take you know what?

I'm coming too.

We can both do drop off the story.

Mom, no, go on.

We could go.

Just let's go.

Okay, you're not going.

Mom, you're gonna go!

You're not.

Nobody's gonna go.

She'll watch out for you now.

Nothing.

Okay, spill it.

All right, my new lab partner is the absolute worst.

She's the new girl.

Give her the ear.

I mean, I think she's so much better than everyone because she's British,

which she has to remind you of every five seconds,

like no one's ever been from England before.

So my dad, I've been his dad, restaurant and Paris.

I'm not so high-matched, I French boyfriend from these home rooms.

I'm really hungry.

I'm really hungry.

I love these French and modern.

Who's seriously been to Paris Fashion Week?

Anna Winters scalded me.

Seriously?

What's Paris like?

I love me.

I go all the time.

Ignore the British girl after this year.

You won't have to see her anymore.

Nice advice, you are a therapist.

I'm not a therapist, I'm her grandma.

All right, love us.

She's been real.

Please drive away like you don't know me.

Make a choice, it's...

You are so lame.

William, are you ready for the board, we're told we're today?

Show your mouth.

Fun bonus round today.

Never trust an atom, why?

Don't they make them everything?

You're all day, folks.

You're supposed to put your goggles on before we start.

The goggles are giving me in.

Yeah, we're not like minions.

So nice, thank you.

But that perfect for you.

It's like the revolutionary war was for nothing.

Today, remember, these aren't dangerous chemicals.

Maybe we should use not dangerous chemicals.

How about you do your actual share of the work instead of doodling?

It's called designing.

The measurements have to be precise.

This experiment is so simple.

And you can't read it with some primary school.

The only reason people think you're smart is because of your obnoxious accent.

At least people think, "Unclever."

What's that supposed to mean?

You're smart?

Figure it out.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

There was not precise.

No, no, no.

No!

Oh.

There's no one in.

I don't know, Mom.

I don't know why the principal called me, but I'm here.

So you don't need to come.

I can't find what I was going to tell you about.

I have to put it all.

Oh, oh, oh, sorry.

It's totally my fault.

No, no, no.

I wasn't looking where I was going.

Oh.

You okay?

I did.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I did.

I did.

I did.

Yeah, I did.

I did.

I did.

I did.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

No problem.

Thank you.

My daughter just started here and I'd made her quite lost.

Oh, no, no, no, the chemistry lab is.

This is serious.

Someone got a bit injured.

I'm sure it was just an accident.

It seems to me in this understanding, Harper seems so lovely.

Oh, Lily seems so genuine and kind.

Wow.

I certainly never had two parents come in here and be this attractive and a detentive.

Lily and I are definitely going to reflect on how to do better.

This is all Harper and I are going to think about.

Very, very committed, especially as a single parent household.

Oh, oh, it's two.

Oh, we're single.

Parent.

Great.

I mean, I'm single parent.

Great.

Yes.

You know what I mean?

Same.

Me too.

Single parent.

Guilty.

I'm single too.

Oh, my God.

Should we meet up?

Perhaps our daughter should get to know each other.

Maybe like Wednesday's after six, get a little wine.

Talk about these bad ass kids.

Harper would really like that.

Over there, not.

Dinner sounds perfect.

I'm on it.

Petitwa?

Yes.

It's going to have a table for two private in the bank.

Do you guys have any allergies?

No.

No allergies.

No.

No allergies.

I'm going to stay, stay, stay, stay.

My office is still your day.

It's because I'm dying, I'm getting in my way.

I'm getting in my way.

I'm going to go my way.

♪ And I would love to eat Slves! ♪

♪ Connecting the structures I got to have make you a kind of mess ♪

♪ Yeah, Ooh, I'm telling you got me, let's take this day ♪

♪ Tell them, take me too ♪

♪ Let's talk ♪

♪ You got me out ♪

♪ Let me ask, oh, last night ♪

♪ Yeah, I think I was like making a thing ♪

♪ Have a year, throw a raise up ♪

♪ Okay, you came here early, spill it. ♪

There's just no time.

Bachelorette party, dancer-horsal, final fitting, rehearsal lunch,

and oh, my wedding.

You have a lot on your plate.

Big day, deep breath.

There's so much to do before Sunday.

Let us know how we can help.

Maybe someone could help me memorize my wedding vase.

How about this?

Oh, help you.

I, Anna, take you, Eric.

A man that I have been dating for six months,

but might have brought my entire life and moved to London,

where we have no family in Lenavacado costs $11.

Perhaps you should add something about my undying patience

for a teenage rebellion.

I was born about the avocado.

Oh, that wasn't about you.

It was actually about my mom's other British fiance.

She's a comedian today, just today, no.

Right, Harper?

Right.

I have been practicing off this dance.

Wait till you see what I am cooking.

Ooh, let me see what you did for that.

I missed you since yesterday.

Ew.

[laughs]

Trevor Travis just dropped a new signal.

I think we could all guess who it might be about.

Hello!

[bell dings]

I had my pastry chef, Nick.

Sticky talking putting Pavlova for the bake sale.

Just what every teenager loves.

Pavlova.

Agreed.

Teenagers these days.

Sophisticated Pavlova.

Yes, well, this pastry chef was up at 4 a.m. baking

old-fashioned soccer chip cookies,

rum scratch with no staff.

Four hours for cookies.

I think we need to get you to stop.

They just needed to cool.

Stand up straight.

Good posture.

Okay, and do you know how bad this is for you?

Seriously, eat this.

Say thank for them.

I saw that, Harper.

[bell dings]

Just trying to keep some of your hands on hand.

Hi.

Well, we've gotten what I'll be on schedule in it.

Stop.

Hi, little.

It's Lily.

Lily, back seat.

Kit, Graham's just take me.

No, this will be good winding for everyone.

I bond best with little e.

When we're not around each other and I'm up to look at her face.

I love sitting next to you.

It reminds me that I've been amazing.

[bell dings]

[bell dings]

[bell dings]

[laughing]

All right.

All right.

Hey, guys.

You have me.

We're ready to go.

Good morning.

Cars all set up the coast, real one.

Yeah.

Yeah, what do you think?

I'm not saying I don't not want to go on the trip.

I'm just saying that Anna's wedding has put me behind with my patients, which has been very disruptive.

And, and, of course, they keep adding dates to my book tour, which, you know, you're not out of my control.

I'm just saying I need a little time.

Look, how's that?

We're trying to hear you.

Just try and hear us.

Oh, no.

I hear you trying to pull me away from my family and my friends.

I mean, who even gets to surf before school in London?

Yeah.

You can surf on the river Thames, really?

No, you dipstick.

Girls.

Get the city.

Okay, girls.

Girls.

It's our decision.

Eric and I will do it right for the family.

Family.

Yes, this family.

I'm saying like that.

Don't sit.

Don't you tell me what to say and how to say.

How about relax?

Don't be so dramatic.

Lily, stop gaslighting.

What?

You don't even know what that means.

I don't want to look at your face at all.

You know what that means, right?

I think I want to.

Yeah.

I know you're the next.

You're the next place like salt water.

When the bed is down today, every table must take a look for free option and every option.

Don't slam the free option.

A red dot free option.

Well, at least we don't have to bring them to immigration interview tomorrow.

Don't be stressed.

They'll come around.

Yeah, let them take all the time they need.

[MUSIC]

Oh, he sounds great.

I'll be back in a bit.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, send those to the tour manager, please.

No.

I'm a pop doll.

I'm a pop doll.

You know what I can't say.

So I want to do that.

You know, we can come here after midnight.

I'm not the keys to the student.

How's it going?

Oh, good morning.

Actually, it's literally not.

It's a bad morning.

It's a very bad morning, not for me personally, but for you.

Why would happen?

Trevor jumped Ella.

And he already released us all about it.

Ella!

Oh.

Yeah.

Any dump during a text?

Yeah, I got this.

Toxic icon.

I'm in the booth.

And I'm just late on battle.

Okay, so Trevor wrote a song.

But I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.

It's called "Better Than the Last One."

It's about me.

Okay, but that title, it could be about anyone.

It's a parentheses Ella.

Let's just focus on the songs that you're going to perform on Saturday.

Performing.

Yeah, I can't sing those songs.

I wasn't about Trevor.

I put my heart and soul into that.

No.

Oh, 44-year-old Dutch music producer wrote those songs.

She's not fair like my head.

Look who I am.

She's so--

I can't even battle over my body.

She's my Trevor to do this.

Don't make that kiss.

She's so much better.

Oh, tell her.

Oh.

[SIGHS]

Quiting back.

Did you learn that from over?

Join the environmental code.

Over.

We have the best cookies in town.

Great sunset, bridge, make up.

Shouldn't these be more prominently featured?

Bon Appetite literally profiled my dad's restaurant for this patient.

I think they're nice and permanent over here.

That gold medal.

They're soggy bottoms.

You know what?

I think I seek a puff-a-spot for yours.

[GASPS]

Dude.

Gold work, RAM.

Come on.

You know what?

I think I know the perfect place to put this.

You wouldn't dead.

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

Oh.

[GASPS]

Yeah.

Perfect.

Nice formalization.

Oh.

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, bye!

Oh, whoa!

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

Oh, my goodness.

This is for a bomb!

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

I think it's this.

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

Oh, my signal!

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[THUNDER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

No, no, the turtle.

Please, for the part.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCREAMING]

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Sure, you want to fight the battle.

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Who started the food fight?

Congratulations, you two.

You just got everybody in here in school suspension.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Is this key lime pie?

Yeah, I baked it fresh this morning.

Well, you got to take me to the emergency room because I'm

very allergic to key lime pie.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Is this you?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, I love with me.

That's not supposed to be in there.

Was it for pink slime?

Hmm, I saw them at the Troubadour last year.

Could I sing your song this weekend?

Oh, no, you have way better stuff than something I wrote.

I wrote that after I left Pink Slip anyway.

Okay.

I got this.

Yes, you got this.

Opening your world tour at the Will Turn is a big show for you.

Huge.

Um, for the both of us.

The girls are struggling with this transition and just take it

from a parent who has been in your shoes.

I know.

That's between losing Lily's mom and moving here.

Yes, and being ripped away from the home.

She grew up in.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about opera.

Oh, darling.

No, it's dad.

Hey, what's going on?

Dowing.

No one's hurt.

I went to the school.

Please, let me just handle this.

Anna, there's been an incident at school between the girls.

It was really bad.

What been?

How bad?

Oh, I got this.

Girls, apologize to each other now, please.

Oh, honey, four suppologies is never a way to resolve conflict.

But we need to make space for them to express how they feel.

Harper, how do you feel?

I feel sorry to him.

That's great.

Guys?

Sorry that my future stepsister is a shame.

My future stepsister is a shell.

Oh, where am I?

It's a plan.

No more holding space for feelings.

You two are going to have a lovely time at my bachelor tonight.

You're going to get along because we're a family.

And families love each other.

And for that, a harbor.

Just for that look.

You two are yourself asleep over at grand.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why am I the punishment?

I'm the fun one.

I have board games.

Mom, I have courchiezy.

And you're going to braid each other's hair in a non-cultural

appropriating way and like it.

Whoa, it's pachese.

It's a game.

You move around the board, you shake the dice.

You remember the sound of the dice?

Oh, it's amazing.

You get these dice and you shake them in your hand.

And then you move around the board.

It's really fun.

I also am boggle.

You stay on your side and I'll stay on mine.

Gladly.

Harper, look, I know you think I don't get it.

But I do.

And it's still just going to be you and me.

If you go to London, I'm staying here with grams.

She said it was cool.

She what?

Anna.

Did you remove me as her secondary contact?

Did you tell Harper that she could stay here with you

if we decided to move to London?

Are you serious right now?

Whoa, are you serious?

Okay, okay.

What is serious?

Is that you and Aaron need to keep the girls in Los Angeles?

Lily, just need some guidance.

The only guidance I need for news to show me to the other bathroom.

I'm very sorry, Lily.

You don't know anything about what I need or how I feel.

All the fashion school, that home that I want to go to.

Oh, yep.

Just you and me, mom.

Great.

Welcome everyone to the Bachelorette Party of our girl Anna!

[cheering]

Mom, for you.

How did you have a change?

Not a change.

[laughing]

That was so funny.

Oh, I remember that.

Six, okay.

Yeah, who is that?

So handsome.

That is Jake.

Your mom's first love.

And her first ride on a motorcycle.

I like to ride in Jake's motorcycle.

[laughing]

Jake also had a thing for 10.

Yes.

For brands?

All right, okay.

Enough humiliation for tonight.

♪ I don't got no money ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

Mom, they're baby!

I need you a plate.

Here you go.

You're too young to be sad.

Come on.

Being young is overrated.

What about me?

Jake will be fine.

[laughing]

You're supposed to.

♪ I still have enough money ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

Lily.

Lily.

Might I join you?

[sighing]

You know, Anna lost her father around the same age

that you lost your mother.

And then she had to deal with my wedding to Ryan.

Cool.

And then you add to that the complications of moving.

I'm here for you.

Since you were.

[sighing]

We saw you with Spet Ch

Oh, no.

We used to be so cool.

Hey, I'm so cool.

I look amazing.

You're very cool.

That song just helped me with sick.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah, I wish I had more time to write, but now all I do

is listen to parenting podcasts.

Well, I'm sorry for ruining your exciting rock star life.

Harper, wait.

I'm just--

Wait, I wasn't serious.

Look, I gave up a whole new, but I have you.

You're a lawyer party.

You're a pro-canon.

I don't think I belong here.

Just look.

Just look.

I've got a barper.

Anna.

Anna, you just need to pause and re-friend.

Thanks, Mom.

What?

What did I do?

I was handling it, and you completely undermined me as a parent.

I was trying to help you.

Well, your help isn't helpful.

Well, that's not very nice to say.

Hey, I'm Raven.

You're a serious.

I'm Adam Jen, interested in ladies and a psychic reading.

No, thank you very much.

But right now, it's not the time.

It's just not really, aren't they?

This will all be over soon if you just go with it.

Go with it.

Yes, no, no.

No, yes, yes.

Okay, I'm coming to you here with anybody else interested.

I do.

This comes for bigger questions.

[LAUGHTER]

And that's how I lost my spot at the large-month

farmers market.

But I did get a table by the lids and free milk counter

inside of the Starbucks.

So I am a life coach, but I also do Reiki.

You'll notice I have several business cards because I actually

have a business card making business.

So that's the card for that.

I can put quotes on there that I can just make up for you.

If you want something inspirational, for example, I can make up a

quote like, "Live your life."

Gosh, dang it.

Okay.

So here's an end-end end.

I'm going to read your poems now.

Get off.

That's really.

[SIGHS]

Okay.

Got it.

And there they go.

That's.

Any money?

Oh, I'm here?

[SIGHS]

Ooh.

Okay.

Smells like you had some appetizers where they good.

Good.

Good.

Yes.

Yes.

And did you have any mom?

I have a mom.

I have a mom.

No, no.

I didn't say that.

Because I have a mom.

It's a wedding.

It's a wedding.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Your life lines.

It's like they've intersected before.

That was strange.

Really?

You walked in each other's path.

It's like a crazy path cross that you've brought.

Okay.

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You've learned to lessen.

A lesson that may serve you again.

Okay.

That's a nice.

You're a little bit--

I'll give these to my neighbors.

I'm onto something here.

One more thing.

Right over there is a QR code that you can tip me with.

Any amount is appreciated.

Really.

I didn't know I could do that voice.

Nice.

Great.

How we know what you did.

What did I do?

What do you mean?

The psychic?

Yeah.

Okay.

You think I'd rather solve your problem than deal with my booming culinary

umpire?

I just thought it would make you a

vlogger.

I'm a big guy.

I'm a big guy.

I'm a big guy.

Oh, you're a happy speaker.

Oh, you're a happy speaker.

Are you the psychic?

I need you to look into my future and tell me where we're going to live.

Oh.

Who will Gen Z?

Tell me me.

If it's not London, I need you to alter my destiny.

And I literally have to stay in Los Angeles.

Oh, there's Nick.

That needs a lot.

That needs a lot.

That needs a lot.

Really how it works.

Girls?

Follow my aura.

Do.

Beep.

Deep.

You have to get rid of a lot of lines in your hands so it makes it harder for me.

You two are called to be family.

Yeah, right.

Don't remind me.

A lesson for you all.

I see it now.

Change the heart.

Just give me a little bit.

I see it now.

Change the heart.

You know how wrong.

To reach the place where you belong.

Change the hearts.

You know how wrong.

To reach the place where you belong.

Change the hearts.

You know how wrong.

Why is you finding the capricet role?

Change the hearts.

You know how wrong.

Why is you finding the capricet role?

Change the hearts.

You know how wrong.

To reach the place where you belong.

Change the hearts.

Yeah!

It's very quickly!

It's great!

(dramatic music)

(screaming)

(dramatic music)

Did you feel that?

(dramatic music)

Yeah, it must be the dancing.

Yeah. Right.

We're just freaking ourselves out for no reason.

Yeah, just in our heads.

Right.

(dramatic music)

Oh, cozy and tucked in?

(dramatic music)

Feel it for taking it for the full moon tonight.

We out.

You need anything?

What more could I possibly need?

How about sleeping in our own bedroom or own rooms?

(groaning)

Sweet dreams.

(groaning)

Teenagers.

I was one once.

Yeah, so was I.

Twice.

I hate.

I love you.

Love you too.

(dramatic music)

(door creaking)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

I'm having a warm.

(dramatic music)

My hands are so dry.

(dramatic music)

I'm having my sister.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

Grace?

Bring it through your head.

Why are you bloody waking me up for?

Are you mad?

What?

Why do I sound like this?

What?

I'm American!

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

Oh, good mom.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

Who's that?

(dramatic music)

Ow!

Ow!

Oh, Billy, are you okay?

(dramatic music)

No, Lily.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

Oh, you are, but...

No?

No?

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, bloody decomposing!

(screaming)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

Oh, Parker?

Oh, wow.

My, God, I know.

What does that mean?

What does that mean?

(dramatic music)

What do you mean?

Don't you hear me?

And I'm using it.

And who is that?

I'm Grandma, sweetheart.

(dramatic music)

(screaming)

Oh, my gosh.

I died.

I killed myself!

Jesus, crevices all over me.

What are the crevices?

My hands look like doll hands.

Oh, my butt feels so high.

I think I just peed a little.

Oh.

Oh.

My face feels so thirsty and dry.

My face is perfect.

My face looks like a Birkenback that's been left out in the thunder rot.

Oh, boy!

Why do I have to pee again?

This is so much clearer than the last time.

Last time.

What last time?

How come you never told me?

We never told anyone's we heart over now.

That's just pause and read frame.

No, I didn't want to be a part of this family.

And now I'm part of some dodgy family curse.

And I'm the eldest, mom.

And we're the lips.

She has no lips.

Where did they go?

How do we fix this?

Well, you know, last time,

we switch back when we sold things from the other species.

She will turn on the other species.

She will turn on the other species.

Okay, hold my hand.

We can respect this.

Mm, yep.

I know I've been hard on you and Eric.

But I can now see that you're doing the right thing.

And, mom, you have always done so much for me and I see you.

I see you.

Are you really seeing me though?

Because I don't feel anything.

You have no idea how hard I want to see you right now.

Oh, great.

Ow, ooh, girl, that doesn't work.

Yeah, we tried that last time.

Looking like this is what people like you become shuttings.

And what's with this accent?

Tomato.

Yes, that what you think I sound like.

Oh my god, yes.

Of course, this is what you sound like.

I never sound like that.

I've never said that in my time.

I don't even know.

I'm going to come energy, hula, because I need a chakra reset.

Yes, that's what you sound like.

Madam Jen, I thought she was a psychic.

Ow, I thought she did sound bad for dogs.

I thought she was a water-summer, yay.

She did try to sell me knives.

What?

No, whatever she is, we have to find her, but until then.

Until then, what?

Well, last time, we convinced everyone that we worry each other until we switched back.

Oh, brilliant.

So how are we supposed to pull that off?

And again, it's not going to help anyone.

I hate you.

You're going to have to have some.

You're going to go!

Oh, my God.

My girl's going to be great.

Like the suckiest of dogs.

Book mom, I know I kept it totally together in front of the girls, but I have to be honest.

I am freaking out right now.

That was you keeping it totally together.

Yes!

No, no, just checking.

For a photographer.

20% off her.

So you show up.

I can't get married.

I didn't even know to boyfriend yet.

We have to switch back to our body.

At least your body didn't wake up with arthritis.

It's disconnected.

I guess her life-coaching business went bust.

I'm supposed to get married this weekend.

What are these?

And how many puffer jackets does someone need?

I'm breaking, Master.

What?

What's your phone?

I bent down.

And in two.

You threely is wasted on the young.

What's with the old tissues?

In every pocket.

Or explain.

No, I'm so raky.

Now what?

Did you try a vegan meatloaf truck?

They don't have a number.

And they only use door dash, and I don't know how to do that!

I look ugly.

Fisher years old.

I'm literally my mother.

I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life.

And not the kind from grams.

Like the real kind.

I give the pay for.

Oh, I didn't.

Anyone.

Where are these?

Did you say anything?

Like fortune.

No.

But maybe she told the girls.

Did the psychic say anything to you about a fortune?

It could be the key to getting out of this.

Wait, she did.

She did.

What was it?

Change the hearts.

You know are wrong to reach the place where you belong.

That's about our parents getting married.

LA, London.

As teenagers, we have no power.

No say and whether we move or stay.

But as adults.

Mom, she didn't say anything to us.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

I don't know!

You do not have your own mother.

So?

What do you say?

I'm not one.

We need a plan.

I want.

Be caged on us.

She'll love those.

Harper.

Got him.

Hey girls.

How's the sleepover?

Good.

Very good.

We did teenagers good.

Very good.

So here's our plan.

First, these clothes are rubbish.

Just can't.

Can you just give me five minutes?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What a no.

How?

Why?

You're in your mom's body.

So all you have to do is tell my dad.

You don't love him anymore.

Wedding is off, done.

Whoa.

Got some bang.

What did you do to my hair?

I fixed it.

And you're welcome.

It's cold.

I fixed it.

Seriously, think you're going to my work dress like this.

Take that off.

You're going to get me five.

But you're doing my hair.

I fixed it.

But they never wash your hair.

No, I don't.

The ocean washer's it for me.

Obviously.

The wedding can't happen.

It's Friday.

We only have till Sunday.

We got to do some serious sabotage.

The immigration interview, the rehearsal lunch, then what if we cancel all of the wedding stuff?

The cake, place, people and all we have to do is convince our parents that they are

not compatible.

Which should not be hard.

Because my mom obviously should not be with some wannabe Gordon Ramsay.

Well, my father doesn't want to be with some wannabe valley village rocker mom.

What like this?

Sexy tiger?

No, no, no.

It's an American superstition that it's bad luck for the bride and groomed to kiss before

they say I do.

So really?

For a long time.

For a long time.

A long, long time.

Yeah.

Also, no touching hands, no touching at all.

No gazing into each other's eyes because it's gross.

Yeah.

How old.

For a maximum look.

And finally, we must be convincing as them until we break them up.

Lily.

Yeah.

Did you just take Tessa's calcium?

Mm.

Bone health.

Yeah, I'll be taking them.

It's good.

It's good.

It's very diabetic.

Let's crack on.

Well, actually, Lily and I aren't feeling very well.

We think it might be a smart decision to stay home.

This is nothing to do with your detention.

Oh, well, you wouldn't want me to go to school sick.

Wouldn't you, mom?

Hmm.

To me.

Does she look sick to you, Graham?

I mean, mom?

No.

They look fine.

You have your client, Ella's huge rolling stone for the shoot today,

and your immigration interview.

Don't you need a little bit of help with that?

Of course she needs your help.

All right, kid, these days.

We'll say anything to get out of school.

All right, go on.

And make a choices.

Come on, come on.

Let's go.

See you at the dance studio.

Wait, what?

Dance studio.

Let's call.

Change out the club.

I got your bag.

Change.

This is the finals.

Welcome everybody to the West Side Pickleball Championship.

Oh, yeah, you have your championship today.

Thank you.

You're going to be late.

Late?

Yes.

Yeah, I'm going to be late.

Okay, newly waited.

You just made your grand entrance into the waiting reception.

The lights begin to dim.

And a five, six, seven, a rest.

Death, noras.

Oh, right.

Like a bull.

Yes.

Charge.

It's a bull.

Yes.

Get it, groom.

Big, stallion energy.

All right, simple though.

So look at him.

What?

High contact.

Come on.

High contact.

High contact.

Tango is your pelvis.

Look at all.

It's a good right, tennis.

It is for tennis for lazy people.

That's what it is.

Oh, it's like tennis, but for non-athletes.

It's a bunch of old mothers with giant paddle stracing,

a waffle ball.

It's not bloody one more than this.

Here we go.

Oh, geez.

Okay.

That was great.

That was so awesome.

What was that?

That was Timmy.

Okay.

That was so awesome.

What was that?

That was Timmy.

What was that?

That was Timmy.

Okay.

This is fun.

You go?

You go.

It's fun.

This is good.

You're just lying on the floor.

Taking a little nappy poo.

Not a nappy poo.

Tango.

Oh, no.

I'm just thinking that maybe this hango is a very tense.

Anything else?

Okay, there.

Where else is 60?

Come on.

Let's see.

Oh, game point, supper.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCREAMING]

Drop it.

[SCREAMING]

So, Ren and Williams, she's got--

I'm not going to sound these legs I make up.

The 40-thumping beat of hip hop.

Pop, pop, pop.

Yes.

And hip hop, I've never seen this going to hip hop.

Hip hop.

[SCREAMING]

She's on the ground.

How are she doing that?

That's a new move.

That's the physical offense.

She fits it off the--

[SCREAMING]

Oh, woman get up.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

Oh, no.

No.

You want to take that?

Did you see that?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Did we win?

Yes.

Yes.

[SCREAMING]

I believe that that was illegal.

And I'd like to roll back the teeth to watch that one more time.

Take that moment, it's all cake.

OK, first of all, hold me.

We have that.

That boom, we're genetics.

We are older millennials.

Some of the last millennial.

The finale.

We know.

And five, six, seven, eight, jump.

And five, two, each time we're back.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Whoo!

Yeah.

You saw a smile.

It's the show.

♪ And that hole in the U.S. ♪

And Anna.

I believe it.

One girl, go.

Come on, let's go, run.

It is one girl.

Run, run.

Run.

Look.

Anna.

[SCREAMING]

Oh, we're supposed to know where to go.

Look, natural honey.

The engine's down.

Can you tell me?

OK.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I have an immigration interview.

I rehearse a lunch.

I'll speak show.

My thing.

I'm stuck in detention.

I'm stuck here, too.

And it's the jump in.

Show's for the entire West Side.

Well, well, well.

Look who showed up.

Lillie Reyes and Harper Coleman.

How have you not retired yet?

The school had our pension invested in crypto.

It's as I'm not supposed to complain about it for my lawyer.

It's neither here nor there.

So let's surrender our devices.

Let's go.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Let's go.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Really?

Yeah, come on.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Thank you, sir.

And now it's time to prepare for the most boring task you

could ever possibly imagine sit there, read or think only.

No screens, books, books.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Does he mean hours of uninterrupted peace?

Why don't you look up less off your face?

Get over yourself, Elton.

This is high school, not prison.

Yeah.

It's not a prison, which FYI research shows it's ineffective

at preventing recidivism.

Yeah.

Resocism.

You know, giving back to the communities

are not more effective than trapping people inside.

Oh.

Oh.

You want to go outside?

Let us out.

Yeah, let us out.

Let us out.

Let us out.

Let us out.

Let us out.

Let us out.

Let us out.

Let us out.

Let us out.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

We need to find Madame Jen now.

We need our phones.

I'm ready to run like my grandma.

You should have--

Woo!

I know.

I know.

I know.

I don't care about the deposit.

Just hold that includes the efficient too.

Yes, hold that too.

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

Disparial?

Yes.

Where are you?

The editor for rolling stolen data.

Oh, no.

Remember, it's the hungry tour.

Trevor's allergic to strawberries.

Look sweet, Ella.

Ella's having a meltdown.

Hello.

Hello.

My staff of people that I see all the time.

What's up with the dress?

What'd you introduce?

Oh, thank you.

All right, so she's only here by this.

Hey.

Look like an all.

Why would you give me that to drink?

You tell me you need that to hold.

Anna, change short, splash guard.

Lunchry day?

Ah.

Let's talk about the headline for the article.

It's Giving It Girl.

Pop star Queen Ellis lays down the house.

Sweet.

We're on.

We're gagging besties.

Ellis new album just hits different.

No, no, just stop.

What deeply out of touch old person came up with those?

You did.

I did.

Wow.

Thanks, Puss.

Okay, I really need you to focus on Ella.

Okay.

[crying]

Oh.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ella.

Trevor and all of me.

And you know what that means?

No.

What?

What?

What?

What?

[crying]

The whole world knows they dumped me.

It's everywhere.

Okay.

I am your manager.

So I'm going to manage this.

Okay.

Ryan, I really do need to dash.

Yeah, but they said the target for his back in five minutes.

So talker for--

Yeah.

For your new passport photo, the one you need for the international party--

Oh, yes.

I remember every detail that you told me about me.

Yeah, I got prescriptions.

You got the essentials.

Essentials?

Yes.

Do I need all these things?

I can do that.

Yes.

Where does this go?

Where?

[groaning]

What?

Don't, Mappies.

That is lazy.

All right.

Yes, right here.

Next today?

Yes.

Is it that tool paste for old people?

Oh, this is for when you lose your tea.

[door opens]

I'm going to lose my tea.

No!

Okay, slow pups.

I want every blue spiraling a smooth spill gone.

I want every cheese sweet, great.

Every tooth piece organic come on the bottom of these seats.

Can't wait to go harder.

Is there an ale to get?

What?

No, this was a little spot.

Elton.

Yeah?

I understand that you feel the need to prove a point because I publicly undermine your authority.

Oh.

[chuckles]

Did you understand me?

This is a restored justice.

I mean, if anything, you're making these kids want to act out more.

How does it always make things worse?

See, unique talent.

I have connections on the school board, Elton.

Well, you're a stupid kid and you have no connections, but you have earned along with everybody here.

Three more weeks of detention.

Oh, really?

Do roll!

I'm going to take two.

Oh, my God!

That was un-vol'd for.

Let's all take a deep, centering breath.

Let me tell you, I'm this.

Take a deep breath.

You ready?

You ready?

Stummy.

Wow.

Good, right?

I think you're having a allergic reaction.

No, no, no, no.

It's rip-thump-o.

I want to get some ice.

Okay, give me the ring light.

I have every bottle of Benadryl, I can find it.

It's rip-thump-o.

No, right?

I don't have allergies.

Oh, okay.

Whatever.

Do you have enough of a ring light?

Like a big one?

True.

I did it.

Can you make that stick?

Do you have enough of it?

I'll pop.

Okay, ready?

You ready?

[music]

Let me go.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Oh, no.

This is a pen.

Maybe it's empty, ma.

I'll just do it.

Okay?

Okay, there I go.

[music]

Dear sir, must cancel the wedding venue because the bride is horrible as my daughter

always suspected.

Oh, who's Laura?

Hello, hello.

Hey, man.

I need your approval on the author photo.

Okay.

I'm gonna take the thing it over now.

Oh, no.

No, no, no.

That one's rubbish.

I just took a new one.

I'm sending now.

Hey.

Oh, look.

Her phone has the giant letter virus.

Oh.

Ryan.

Is it possible for you to drop the end in his work?

Hey, you Trevorheads.

That was your boy Trevor Travis with his brand new song, Better Than The Last One.

My mom's biggest client is having a meltdown.

Jet, a worker.

Trevor, her boyfriend dumped her.

Trevor Travis?

Shh.

She's so much better.

Better.

Better than her.

Nice.

Oh.

One.

Oh.

I think it's just a good magic tattoo.

Oh.

That is literally the worst thing I've ever heard happening to anyone ever full stop.

Thank you.

Of course.

This is getting married.

So she doesn't get what I'd like to hurt her or--

Oh, okay.

I know.

When I was your age, my mom--

I mean, I had this boyfriend, Jake, and all my friends say he was my first love.

Is that what your song's about?

What song?

My song?

Good.

I'm feeling a bit of a concern at home.

Feel it my dream.

Whatever you go, I care at the--

I wrote that.

It's really good.

This is a great song.

Nor really good.

Don't get why you quit playing.

Because I had a kid.

I probably resent since I'm writing souls in secret.

So you misperforming?

I mean, yeah, probably.

Finding out a lot about myself today.

Anna, your song is the only song I loved out of everything that we got sent.

I know you already said no.

But can I please sing it at the Wilton tomorrow?

I mean, it's your concert, your tour.

You should sing whatever song you want.

Okay?

Yeah, I feel like between managers and stylists and execs and label people,

I feel like I never get to say in anything that goes on.

Right!

Right!

Because old people never listen.

I mean, people like you think people like me think people like you don't know you know what I mean.

Yeah.

I have control over my own life.

Absolute control.

What does she speak of?

Photoshop is back on, first, hoppers!

Chop, chop, chop!

Let's make some fierce photos of this.

Girl, I think a job is really hard.

Wait.

Wait, what?

If your mom wrote that song about that Jake.

That's how we can get our parents to split up forever.

So if she is with him, she can't marry my dad.

Well, how do we find him?

It's like a database of old people.

Jake.

Oh, that's him.

Yes, from the photo.

Wait, wait, wait, look.

Okay.

Oh, and he owns the record parlor key has liked all your mom's post key is proper obsessed with her.

Single.

Okay.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

But first, your mom must look fit if she's going to run into the love of her life.

And I need a change too.

Ellis, stylus has pulled the most gorgeous gongs I've ever seen my entire life.

Do you love this for me?

Girl, the label of this for you.

Can we just put it on your head?

No.

But just the baby on your shoulder now, breath it on your head?

Please, can we just put our differences aside so that I can live my dream?

Yes.

This is only because of the plan.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

And we're going to do it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

[MUSIC]

Not very me.

It's so, so, so, so, losing for the camera.

It's very different.

Five of shapes and then pulled it.

Good luck.

[MUSIC]

Sorry, where did the first go?

[MUSIC]

This is cool.

That is shite gold, I think.

[MUSIC]

No, no, no.

Oh.

[MUSIC]

Test, your styling is so on point.

I think you are the coolest adults I have ever met.

Thanks.

Bye.

Thank you.

My mom does have a cool job.

[MUSIC]

She's our new best friend.

I think so.

I think so.

Do you guys feel right?

Yes.

Point of view.

Yes.

I did you do it.

You're attracted to know that my anaphylactic shock has to decide.

[SOUND]

I didn't die.

Thank you.

[SOUND]

How long fellas were involved in that new five-hour love

invitation?

[MUSIC]

Oh no.

They're gone completely rogue.

[MUSIC]

What are we wearing that on a joyride with Emma?

You'll never find them.

No.

But we can find that I'm Jen.

[MUSIC]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh yeah.

[MUSIC]

My mom is mine.

She lost her table at the Lachma Mama's mark.

If the now she can be seen at the Starbucks across the street from the Lachma minute

Ryan Chishol.

[MUSIC]

Look, I know we don't have time.

But we are here.

And my metabolism is the speed of sound.

[MUSIC]

I got it through a clean.

My knees work.

I'm a not real dairy.

The good work president.

The high price of flexibility.

[MUSIC]

We really need to find out I'm Jen.

Yes, but they have onion rings on their burgers.

I have a guy that's just like this in decades.

I'm still not full.

Sugar.

[MUSIC]

We're off of this.

Back to the message.

It has my full finger.

All you have to do is go in there and flirt with Jake and remind him like he's

a fan.

You knew when you were young.

I wasn't me when I was young.

And I don't know how to flirt.

I definitely don't know how to flirt as an old person.

But what do they do?

Talk about transitional lenses, warm repairs, John Mayer.

I don't.

Oh, I have an idea.

We both wear our air pods.

That way you can help me because you have a French boyfriend.

So you definitely know how to flirt.

Yeah.

Defo.

Yes.

I'm going to go in and then I'll give you the word, Brenda.

Come in and make your sexy grand entrance.

What do you mean?

You have to be sexy though.

Sexy.

I'm not doing that.

[MUSIC]

Oh.

[MUSIC]

Oh.

[MUSIC]

Oh.

Oh.

My God.

This is absolutely a good.

Oh, my God.

You know how they tried to play your kids to you.

You think I forget my name.

You and I are not the same.

You always had it easy.

Oh, my God.

See me better.

See me better.

We better.

We better.

[MUSIC]

[LAUGH]

[MUSIC]

Hey.

[MUSIC]

This is a different look.

Yeah.

It's awesome.

I didn't know you were coming by today.

I got the stuff in the back.

What's the stuff?

What do you mean?

That's him.

That's a bloke.

What's happening?

He's going to get me stuff.

What is your mother doing behind my father's back?

Shh.

No, no, no.

Hey.

Don't you see?

Get down here.

Get down here.

Hey, thanks again for doing this.

What exactly?

We're doing here.

Sign in March for the charity auction.

Oh.

Hey, here you go.

Right.

Right.

The merch.

[MUSIC]

I have a question.

Do you ever think about me?

About us?

I'm not sure there's a right answer to this question.

I mean, do you ever miss us?

You can't marry this weekend.

Unless I'm not.

Very good.

Now do something cheeky.

Like, lift your hair.

Good.

Oh, good.

Big, big, big moves.

Big moves.

One more.

Shake your head.

Shake it.

More.

Like, all the way around.

There you go.

Shake it.

Excellent.

Okay.

Um, wink at him.

Try winking.

Wink.

Wink.

Wink.

When I--

Now do both.

Wink.

Okay.

Good.

Okay.

Um, that's not working.

Um, uh, oh, bite your lip.

Bite your lip.

Bite your lip.

What?

Why is he looking at you like that?

Woo, woo, woo.

No, not your top lip.

Your bottom lip.

Bite your bottom lip.

Like that.

Pouting.

I know what this is.

I've seen this before.

You're having a stroke.

We need a jail.

No, no.

I just need to go in there.

I just need to go in there.

I just--

Yeah.

Good.

Right, send the back.

All right.

I'll bite it.

Are you sure?

There's no merch in there.

There's no merch in there.

There's really bad events.

So bad at that.

How do you know your boyfriend liked you?

Um, you just know?

Huh?

How?

Like specifically.

You've dated a guy.

You know this.

You have experienced.

Tell me.

I don't have a friend boyfriend.

My entire dating experience is watching 500 hours of love Island.

Wait, you're like the most confident person I know.

It's an act.

What?

What you're not going to tell everyone are you?

No.

I'm not like that.

I wouldn't do that.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh, you're not going to hug me.

Are you?

No, I was good.

No.

Don't you hate it.

It was just, all right.

Look, no, we should get back out there, right?

Because otherwise, I'll think I'm booping.

Rachael, I see you're right by the milk.

And I see your spring writing career taking off.

If you move over to, um, genre?

genre.

Yes.

genre.

Elevated genre?

Um, no.

Sorry.

You.

Oh.

Um, how can I help?

Take one wild guess.

Are you going to serve me papers?

Whoa.

We switched bodies.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

It actually worked.

That's amazing.

It's never worked before.

Um, what do you guys mind leaving me a review or like five stars and just saying like,

oh my gosh, Madame John was so much tell the world to act right now.

Okay.

All right.

I'll consider it.

If you sign up for my Reiki and financial management package, tell us how to switch back

him multi-high-finite and lunatic.

Oh my gosh.

I am a multi-high-finite.

That absolutely slaves.

I'm supposed to get married in two days.

Right.

Okay.

Um, all right.

Well, you have to look at the reading.

That's the only way.

We don't know who's the reading.

Um, what are you talking about?

I said the reading directly to you both multiple times.

In a scary whisper voice.

Because we went there.

But that was it.

Right.

Oh, right.

You weren't you because you had switched with the other women who are, okay.

That's, and it makes sense.

Um, okay.

Well, the reading was change the hearts.

You know are wrong to reach the place where you belong.

Didn't we try that?

I think we tried that.

Okay.

So, um, this, your hearts might not be the only ones that need changing.

So, ooh, it should be.

Well, our time is up.

Wait, but no, no, no.

There's got to be something else you can do, right?

I wish I could help you, but my shift is starting.

So what I can do for you is get you a quartado and Americano, a print design, and any kind

of espresso or not espresso drink.

You're dead.

You're dead.

You're dead.

You're dead.

You're sorry.

Excuse me.

Tastes?

Oh.

What are you doing down there?

Stretching.

Oh, yeah.

I, Anna didn't, she didn't tell me that you were going to be here today.

Oh, what interview?

I mean, yes, I know the interview.

Now?

I was just thinking about you the other day.

Really?

I've been meaning to ask you something.

Sure.

And, um, I don't quite know how to, to, broach the subject, but it's, um, is your husband,

is he still with us?

Yeah.

I can't believe it.

He's so old.

How old is he?

We never talk about it.

Somewhere between 50 and 100.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

But, okay.

We focus for a second.

I'm worried about Anna.

All right.

She's been being weird with me, and she keeps asking if I'd rather think about her.

You know, maybe she is reconsidering.

Reconsidering.

Uh-huh.

But three weeks ago, she told me I want love she used with Eric.

Do you know that she wrote a song about you?

No.

Anna?

Daughter?

Why don't you tell Jake about the song you wrote?

I wrote a song about us.

You know what?

I'll give you your privacy.

I'm just gonna go look for music for old people, you know, really old, like cold play.

It's nice to hear you're writing again.

Yeah.

Can you just, can you get a second, bro?

Just one second.

Oh, boy.

We need to get to the immigration interview.

Now.

Okay.

Let's go.

My legs are so weak, my knees are cracking like walnuts.

What is happening right now?

My brain is telling my body to stand up, but it's like shouting into the abyss.

See, I just tried to get up again.

Okay.

Help me.

Okay.

You'll be able to find a way to get to the immigration interview.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I have an idea.

Oh, Jake.

Hi.

Could we borrow your car?

Oh, and don't worry.

We are totally of age to drive.

Anything for you, you can go back to sea.

[MUSIC]

You ready?

Hold on.

[MUSIC]

Oh, that's the woman after my heart.

[MUSIC]

I love driving!

I don't know who joined you on it, Drive.

But they weren't good.

[MUSIC]

Oh, geez.

[MUSIC]

I can't look at a camera.

I don't have a very good car.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Now I see you!

I'm doing it!

[MUSIC]

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Nice car.

It's totally mine.

I do not.

I do not.

I do not.

I do not.

I do not.

I do not.

I do not.

I do.

I do.

I do.

Thanks.

Dr. Coleman.

[MUSIC]

It's my therapist.

You nervous?

Oh, why would I be?

What perfect for each other.

You'll see.

Oh, that's cryptic.

Coleman Reyes.

Ah, yes, that's us.

I love her.

So many rough ones.

There you go.

How are you?

Oh, I was just done by my fiance.

So, you know.

Oh, no.

I'm so sorry.

Oh.

I do something to say.

Thank you.

Yes, of course.

Are you single?

[LAUGH]

Getting.

I'm going to see your paperwork.

Ah, yes.

I'm sure you're approved.

Oh, wait.

Whoa.

Don't you need to see if we really know each other?

I mean, usually, yeah, but he seems like such a kind and honest man who clearly works

out a lot.

Ah.

I mean, you could be a gymnast.

I did want to qualify to represent the UK in poor loyalty.

I'm really.

I'm still like for us to prove that we, you know, are marriage material.

So, what's my favorite road trip snack?

Uh, 7-Eleven Hot Dog.

Dip them blue slappy.

Dream vacay.

Taking the girls to the Galapagos.

Harper would love the biodiversity.

I think Lily could really benefit from the dirt.

Though she really just wants to see a, uh,

Komodo dragon in the wild.

It's a favorite animal.

No, these are two.

Too easy.

You gotta hit me with the hard stuff.

What is my guilty pleasure?

Pump up song.

Oh.

Uh, darling, I, I promise to never divulge that highly classified into my--

See?

He doesn't know me at all.

See?

See?

Okay.

We can't get married.

It's, it's trouble one, but.

She told you.

Wait.

Gave you crawling or something.

I get knocked down.

I get up again.

You never gonna keep me down.

I get knocked down.

But I get up again.

Really never gonna keep me down.

That's the one, yeah.

He's in the night away.

Oh, wow.

Oh, Danny boy.

Danny boy.

Danny boy.

Danny boy.

Danny boy.

Oh, Danny was my fiance's name.

Okay.

No.

What my deepest darkest fear.

Oh.

That you love for Harper.

And you need to protect her will push her away rather than bring her close.

And then she will run away and be a surf bum and she'll get a dodgy tattoo to the sun around

the belly button.

But, you know, if an animal's a woman, then Harper is amazing.

So about on the batman.

Well, that was really sweet.

And know that.

You know, I approve hundreds of marriages that probably won't even last a year.

But you too.

Thank you.

Next.

Well done.

We got approved.

My secret vendors as we cancelled.

I should deal with this.

But yeah, my mom's over here.

Okay.

Bye.

What an old mix up.

I've been my bitch.

How'd it go?

Your dad knows a lot about my mom.

I think he really loves her.

But did you do enough to break them up?

I don't know.

I need to clear my mind.

Can we go somewhere?

Yes.

Yeah.

Get in.

Don't try so fast.

Hey.

Fuck up.

Change the hearts you know are wrong to reach the place where you belong.

What do you think she meant by that?

I think she made go off.

But look on the right side, honey.

This suit is so much fun.

Why have we never done this, football?

Because you already have one take hip and you do not need another.

Very funny.

I'll have you die in this, buddy.

I'm too quick.

Hey!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

[screaming]

Oh!

Oh!

Sorry.

Sorry.

[screaming]

Nothing wrong.

Where is this?

Oh!

It's a bone density!

You're not a dog.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Girls.

Get in the car.

[screaming]

How do kids get away with anything anymore?

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

You know, I hate to do a little less today.

[screaming]

I think it's hard to hate me when I look like your grand.

No.

And...

I hate it, you.

A little less today, too.

No.

[screaming]

I just don't understand how anyone can dislike California.

It's like a wrong opinion.

Hopper, you can't have a wrong opinion.

I mean, look around.

Yes, okay.

Hopper, it's lovely.

It's lovely.

I just...

[screaming]

I'm missing Linda.

We can talk about her if you want.

No, thanks.

I think if I talk about her, I'm keeping away with the love I've left.

Okay.

And why are you so obsessed that I like Los Angeles?

Well, I'm not.

Yes, you are, you know.

Yes.

And look, even if I liked it a little bit here, I mean...

You still don't want me to round.

Obviously not.

Obviously not.

Obviously not.

I guess it's a good thing we're stopping this wedding.

Yeah.

Where are they?

They're supposed to be home by now.

Very good.

A little try.

Very fruitful.

And by fruit, I mean grapes.

Your lack of concern.

It's not working.

Just take home, honey.

Stay calm.

But I've got the rehearsal lunch, the final dress fitting,

and my wedding is in 36 hours, and I'm trapped in the body of a ninth grader.

I did.

I told you so.

You're about to certainly get home.

What difference does it make anyway?

Where on earth have you been?

Well, can't two adult women come home when they please?

What do you think you're doing driving around like that with Ella all day?

We went to talk about it.

I'm the only one who's in the hallway.

I'm the only one who's in the hallway.

You need to give time.

Why am I dressed like that?

I'm the only one who's in the hallway.

I'm the only one who's in the hallway.

I'm the only one who's in the hallway.

Okay.

I don't care about that right now.

Did you make it to the immigration interview?

Yes, I did.

Just like chill, okay?

Or do your weird breathing stuff that you do.

Chill?

I am the adult here.

I'm in charge.

She doesn't look like it.

You just earn yourself some consequences.

No, no.

No.

Give me your phones.

Sure.

It's like, by the way, you're the reason this is all polling.

Shut up, no I'm not.

Yes, it's trouble here.

And do it.

Go, this is serious.

No, no.

We only need to stop getting along unless we want to be stuck like this forever.

You know, you're not.

Are getting the better end of this deal.

It's us.

We're going to be dead in like five years.

She's 37.

I'm 36 and a half.

While you two are out having fun, we found a magic jet.

She made us by business cards for everyone.

And a Reiki 10 pass.

What even is Reiki?

Huh?

What is it?

Stop talking about Reiki.

Madam Jen said to change your heart.

So change your freaking dang hearts.

It's the only way for us to get out of this mess.

I'm switching to Reiki.

You do not want to.

You're making me very surprised.

You was Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just switching to Reiki now.

I'm just going to go in and back.

I'm going to go in and back.

I'm going to go in and back.

Cause you're not me.

I'm going to go in and back.

Cause you're not me.

Reiki, Reiki, Reiki.

Okay, play, crush.

Look at you.

I'm spreading the waves, dude.

You never used those words alone.

Wait.

What are you doing here?

I'll message.

What message?

Set lessons.

But it looks like you're already the surprise hop and take her out.

Oh, yeah, that's really going to surprise Harper.

Obviously.

No, I just ate a bowl of onions.

In the water?

Yeah, they keep me alert.

I can't think.

Look, I know it feels like an impossible situation.

Maybe that's why things help fit off with us?

Yeah, probably.

Yeah, but Anna, I think we should stay in LA.

What about Lily?

Going back to London, the Enbridge Hall was not coming back a moment.

And there's no one keeping us there anymore.

If I'm honest, you felt so lost.

So what she means is to be with them.

The Grand Lake test is just like Harper.

Thank you.

What else?

It's just...

I can't believe the one you love me and my family.

It's a real true love.

It's just... it's crazy.

Okay.

What you made it look so easy?

I'm going to give it a go.

Oh, I don't know if that improved as much as you!

Oh!

Oh!

I'm okay!

Oh!

Oh!

I'll put away.

I'll put a win for Luke's Rocker.

I mean, you are amazing.

You are leaving and dodging and...

I'm with like a pro son of that.

I'm glad we talked.

You hit.

You did.

I've been through my fingers before.

I'm here for a moment.

All of you have been on top of me.

I know.

I know.

I have been fit spaffically.

Anna, come look.

Oh, wow.

No.

Sweetheart.

Thanks, your brother.

This is weird.

Weirder for me.

Trust me.

Really?

Are you the one wearing your mom's wedding dress?

Oh, I never thought I'd get to have this experience.

Especially like this.

Well, mom, you know how much I love to wear a dress.

Oh, sorry.

This is such a mess.

Or, or, mom, there's something I need to tell you.

What were you talking about?

What were you talking about?

My dad about this morning.

Oh, we were just talking about the lunch.

What about the lunch?

It just lunched up.

Oh, my.

The lunch.

Okay.

Um, I'm just going to make it a quick call.

Okay.

Oh, hi.

It's Tess.

Um, listen, last minute, but Anna was wondering if you might like to attend her rehearsal

luncheon.

No, you would not be in a position.

You know what?

I think your appearance there would make it a much more lively affair.

So I just wanted to say that I'm very excited.

And being at my new restaurant makes it all the more special for all of us to finally come

together as a family.

So with that said, welcome to the V's.

Congratulations.

Thank you for coming, really.

Eric and I so appreciate it.

Um, right.

Champagne ladies?

Yes, please.

Because we're adults.

Mm-hmm.

My parents are here, so best behavior please.

It's in them straight.

Good posture.

And my suit did me daughter.

My heart is so full.

Oh, that's me.

That was your flight.

Oh, but it was 13 hours and 13 minutes from Manila.

Oh, major jet lag.

Some worse than others.

But I really love it here.

Maybe Harper can teach me the surfing.

Sure, dude.

Manapro Lola.

You're so silly.

Only Lily calls me Lola.

But I want to support your tagalog learning.

She picked up.

Come on, Anna.

No, no, no, no.

No, we just have to wait for this price, guess.

What are you talking about?

Oh, just wait.

Hello, sir.

Welcome.

Oh, no, thank you.

Oh, you heard it.

She's so weak.

Oh, just a little longer.

What's he doing here?

I invited him, but I didn't think he'd come, but you know,

he really likes your grand.

My mom's gonna freak out.

I know, so am I, Dad.

That was the whole point.

Oh, you.

Dr. C.

Thank you for inviting me.

I saved you a number.

I hope that's OK.

Of course.

Uh.

Hi there.

I think I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

All right.

Now, quite, uh, you know, your mom.

She, she really want him here.

Right, I'm sure.

Uh-huh.

Well.

OK.

Here we go.

Thank you so much.

You're the best girl.

Wait, wait.

I move right back.

You can't go!

Yes.

Yes.

Can we have a chat later?

We're guarding the city.

Oh, it's regarding the city.

We should chat now.

My big sister Anna, after every atomic wedgie you gave me, I always knew that you also had an atomic heart.

Yes.

Anna and I decided we should all stay in LA.

What?

Yes.

What?

And everyone?

Yes.

Yeah.

As a therapist, I was hoping to get your thoughts on the best way to approach everybody.

But I know how you feel about Bill of the House.

So we can chat later.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I don't know.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

You.

You.

You.

I love you, Max Decker.

I know what you did.

All right, who wants to speak next?

Father of the groom, little buddy?

No, no, no.

I have a few choice words for the bride.

I would like to make a toast.

That's crystal.

Uh, we have a toasting triangle.

Oh, piss off.

All right.

I would like to make a toast to your future husband.

So that he knows what kind of woman he is getting married to.

Uh-huh.

Oh, he does.

He does.

He knows who he's marrying.

And he, he makes his own decisions.

And he knows not to be manipulated by other people.

Yes.

Hey, grams.

This is between us.

Listen to your husband.

You're listening to me.

Oh, Ella, what does she want?

Micro cilantro from the foothills of Waka.

It was not my fault.

But, Michel cilantro is bursting with flavor.

But it is your fault that the cilantro has no loyalty to it.

Oh, I think you like your problem.

We have to stop them.

You do not remember?

Oh, Ella, this is the last thing I need.

Oh, Jake's back already.

Jake, what are you doing here?

Uh, it was all her.

I swear.

Right?

Um, manure?

That's Anna's ex-boyfriend.

What?

She might get her ex-boyfriend.

Because she still has feelings for him.

Oh, okay.

That's not her.

What?

After the appetizer, Anna's such wasn't feeling us.

Right, I wasn't feeling well.

Oh, okay.

Oh, but not from the food hit.

The food is fine.

Do you fish me now?

Oh, it's fish.

It is not the food.

She's just on her period.

That's all.

She's on her period.

I'm on mine right now.

I don't really know where you are in her cycle.

I know, dude.

It's fun.

Can someone please explain to me what's going on here?

No, no, no, no, no.

She shouldn't explain anything.

Because she will just lie.

Thank you, lie.

Me?

Yeah.

I trust.

I know that you don't know what he said to me.

You weren't there.

You didn't hear it.

I don't think this marriage should happen.

Well, you know what?

It's not just about what you want.

It's about what she wants and she--

Ever about what I want.

It's always about what you want.

That's enough.

Why would everyone want this?

Okay, that's enough.

Well, yes.

Some of them do.

Hey, that's enough.

The girl's fighting is one thing, but this is your mom.

And for some reason, your ex-boyfriend is here.

Yeah.

Anna, I love you.

You're clearly having second thoughts.

This isn't working for our families, and we always said we put our families first.

So we can't do this.

I can't do this.

Lily, have you got my parents on me?

You had to tell me.

The wedding's off.

It's right.

It's over.

Wait, no.

Wait, please, please, please, no.

I'm so sorry.

I promise I didn't mean for this to happen.

I think you did.

Well.

Yes, we did it.

Yeah.

God.

Ah, I know this isn't the best time, but can I make our back?

Maybe later.

She seems upset.

No, she just needs some space.

What about you?

Are you doing okay?

Oh, yeah.

I'm always okay.

It would be fair if you want.

That'll look pretty crazy.

I worry what'll happen when Tess doesn't have those to the driver crazy.

You're worried about it.

I'm worried Tess, if you're really lonely, if all of you are recommended.

You're a good guy, Ryan.

Thank you.

Come on.

Maybe this isn't for me to fix.

Mind if I join you.

Okay.

Are you okay?

I haven't seen my dad that upset.

This is my mom's right.

And it was all my fault.

When Ryan asked me to marry him, I thought he'd talk about what Anna and Harry's dad

would have said.

How he would have felt about it.

I think he's sorry about it before us.

Have we found someone who loved us all so much?

I think my mom would feel the same way.

Yeah.

I really miss her.

I know.

She would be so disappointed.

No.

She would.

Because I was very selfish.

What?

No.

I was.

And I know it.

No.

She'd know.

You're hot.

She.

I should find my dad.

And anthropologists.

I think we should go back home.

I thought there was a way to make everyone happy that there was not.

I think there was never a shame on.

Just my client needs me.

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Go, go!

Stop the car!

Go, go!

Stop the engine!

I'm not.

The engine's not even on.

You hold it down when I'm lost and found.

Look in my eyes.

Be so profound.

Don't need to say it.

Bring booze over in.

Together you may be guy everything.

But we're on the fine day.

We're going the only way.

No, no, no, no, no.

We're going the only way.

We're going the only way.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Jelly.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's fine.

Okay.

I wonder what the big emergency was.

Happy, happy day!

It's time to do my job.

It's time to do my job.

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I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to do my job.

Tonight.

[CHEERING]

Yeah.

What is that?

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, what are you doing?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I guess.

You got the clip?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You got the clip.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Yes.

No.

No, yes.

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There's no one.

Can we just-- can we stop for a second?

Sorry.

And I just-- I want to bring out the person that I wrote this song for.

She means everything to me, and I love her so much.

I know that family isn't always easy, but family is everything.

She also plays guitar way better than me.

So please welcome my daughter, Harper.

[CHEERING]

[CHEERING]

Ready to do this together?

Yeah.

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What are we doing here?

Mrs. Celina and I are--

I'm madly in love.

I know.

You tried.

No, no, no, please.

Just give us one more chance.

Please.

Trust us.

I just--

Wait, is that?

Is that her?

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

Baby.

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Oh, you won't go ahead.

Ella, give me these yesterday.

Come with me.

Come with me.

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I'm trying my best.

Don't leave me.

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This isn't the first.

We get to be here.

Yep.

This is the first.

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Like it's all the words.

But making it work.

Ain't easy.

Ella, we're one of my designs.

It was Anna's idea.

You can tell me that you're scared and ill.

One thing that's through your hair, 'cause you.

Once it's a sorry for the thousand time.

I just keep on going back.

I'm your feeling, I'm your best.

You're my baby.

And I'm your baby.

I'm your son, I'm your rain.

Only I can be as the pain.

It's your my baby.

Oh, 'cause you're my baby.

Baby, baby, baby, baby.

[APPLAUSE]

No, I always choose you too.

[APPLAUSE]

The smell is exactly what I've been called.

[LAUGHTER]

Wait.

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Are you okay?

Yeah.

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I'm sure you're okay.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Thank you, Los Angeles.

An Eric, if you're out there and you'll still have me,

I can't wait to marry you.

[APPLAUSE]

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Why?

It's a yes.

Okay, close whatever that was.

Just get him up here.

Excuse me.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Did you know she could do that?

Yeah, we did it.

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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We did it.

Yes.

You two did it.

You did it together.

She did.

She did.

No.

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Wherever my sister is, is where I want to be.

Me too.

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(upbeat jazz music)

(crowd cheering)

(upbeat jazz music)

(car honking)

(upbeat jazz music)

(man cheering)

♪ I'm learning to insure you now ♪

♪ Hey, take me away ♪

♪ I wanna shout out, take me away ♪

♪ Away, away, away, away ♪

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

- Okay.

(upbeat jazz music)

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Turn my ♪

- I can't believe you did that.

- I know.

- What do you say?

Will you marry me?

(crowd cheering)

- I'm conditioned.

I'm kissing you early.

(upbeat jazz music)

(crowd cheering)

(upbeat jazz music)

(crowd cheering)

- You guys know, you know.

You guys know, you know.

(crowd cheering)

(upbeat jazz music)

(crowd cheering)

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♪ And you could be so high ♪

♪ You wanna be ♪

♪ You wanna be my son ♪

♪ You wanna be my son ♪

- Hi, Jake.

- Dr. Come.

- Oh, this is, this is best.

Just met, but I,

very something about her.

- Yes.

Nice dress.

- Thank you.

- Did you hear that?

Nice dress, she likes you dress.

(crowd cheering)

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ You'll never learn somebody like me ♪

♪ You'll never learn somebody like me ♪

♪ You'll never love ♪

♪ You'll never love ♪

♪ You'll never love somebody like me ♪

♪ You'll never love somebody like me ♪

♪ And you could be somebody like me ♪

♪ You'll never love ♪

♪ You'll never love ♪

♪ You'll never love somebody like me ♪

- Thank you for coming, everybody.

- Nice to meet you.

- Come on.

- All right.

- Yeah.

- Woo!

(crowd cheering)

(dramatic music)

- Wait.

- Girl!

What did you do?

- It's called lip gum but run.

- Well, it could be worse.

It could be worse.

It could not be worse.

- I mean, it's okay.

Just testing out a new look.

(upbeat music)

- Camera's a marker.

- Hi, everybody.

- Welcome to Freaky or Friday.

- What?

- Ryan, I'm mine.

I don't even know.

(laughing)

- It's so good you can't do it.

- What?

- Yeah.

- What?

That's the right phenomenon.

- No, no, no.

- I have mystery date.

- Truth is, I bet you the dad is very hot now.

- I see.

(laughing)

- Are you talking about a ball or two?

(laughing)

- Did you just turn around like this?

- Do you like it?

- Mom?

- Yes.

- Oh, wait.

(laughing)

- You know, Mom?

(laughing)

- Okay, I'm walking in.

- We have to find her.

But until then, until this one.

(laughing)

- I don't know why I keep going,

whoop, pissing the night away.

- Johnny boy.

(laughing)

- Okay, Jamie, reach for the animal box.

(laughing)

- She said 29 donuts.

- Oh, she said, she said, she said,

she said, "You're having your pre-diabetic."

- Oh, what's wrong?

(upbeat music)

- I'll see those.

- You learned a lesson.

- My god, it could be a pirate, huh?

- Oh, you fancy that.

- But on my jump butt, eat my butt.

(laughing)

- You wanna fight?

(screaming)

- I'm gonna fight, too.

Let's fight!

- Oh, my god!

- Let's go.

- Let's go.

- Do you wanna be fired?

- Just say hit it.

(gasps)

(upbeat music)

- Anna Louise Coleman.

- Do you?

- I think.

(laughing)

- Yes, it is your middle name.

(screaming)

♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ I'm standing like you do ♪

- That's different.

Was it the pink power ranger?

- I'm kidding.

- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

- That's not what's not.

That's not what's--

- Oh, my god.

(screaming)

- What the hell is she?

Is that a pep-toe business locomotive?

What is she doing?

(screaming)

- Here we are.

In the pill this, like peanut butter molasses.

Peanut butter molasses.

(laughing)

- Were any of those teenagers on bad boss Betty?

- No.

- I'm sorry.

- Mm.

- Look at that.

- What?

(laughing)

- What are you doing down there?

- Just crawl.

(laughing)

- Look at the road.

(screaming)

- I got you on.

- I got you on.

- That was fun.

Thank you for watching.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you so much.

- Thanks for coming.

I think I just peed.

(laughing)

- Okay, look.

(bell dings)

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