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Relax. I've known Bill since college.
He's not gonna screw me over.
Doug is coming after you for laundering the cash.
So you didn't sleep with her?
I did.
Go to hell, Ted.
Aah! What the hell, Shanice?
Why are you hiding your medical miracle?
Vegas, baby.
-Genius. -Mm.
All of Fairmont Crest will lose their minds
if we post a picture of us kissing at a wedding chapel.
[chuckles]: Hey. There go my girls.
-Hi, Dad. -Hey. Mwah.
-Hi, Dad. -Hey. How you doing?
-Good, good. -Mwah. [sighs]
You don't know how good it does my soul
to see you guys here with me tonight.
[chuckles] You just saw us yesterday.
But we appreciate the sentiment.
Chels, if you don't like this table, we can get another one.
I'm fine. I'm just still getting used to being around people.
That's all.
Yeah.
Well, listen, the next time we do this,
you'll have more support, okay?
I'm hoping that Jacob and Madison will join us
so we can make this a proper family gathering.
Oh.
So we're making this a regular thing?
Yeah. Yeah.
If my girls will have me.
I actually just spoke with your mother
and let her know that I was looking forward to some,
you know, one-on-one time with my girls.
So you specifically told her that you were inviting
the whole family except her?
Yeah, I'm sure Mom didn't overreact at all.
-I got it. -Where are you dragging my behind to now?
-Easy, easy. -What-what is this place?
It smells like...
-discount perfume and questionable life choices. -Ooh.
Hey, eyes closed, eyes closed.
[sighs] We are where the magic happens.
-Mm. -When in Rome-
-Well, we're not in Rome. We're in Vegas, baby! -[chuckles]
What can I help you with?
-Hey. -Ooh!
Besides maybe some water?
-Um, my lady. -[chuckles]
Um, does your fine establishment accommodate clientele
of the, uh, spontaneous persuasion?
[chuckling]
Walk-ins. Do you serve walk-ins?
-We're just here for the picture. -Mm.
-Yeah. -Uh...
[gasps]
What if...
-Would you? -Mm.
-Uh, excuse us for a hot second. -Mm-hmm.
This way. Thank you.
-Dani. -Hmm?
Maybe it's because we're so tipsy...
Yeah, just a little tipsy.
Look where we're standing.
Or trying to.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but...
-Andre. -What?
We are so drunk, we are spinning like-like Tina Turner in fringe.
This isn't poetry- it's Patr�n, it's Dom,
and whatever else we poured down our throat in that casino.
Okay, then, uh,
we'll leave it to something bigger than us.
Fate.
Precisely. [chuckles]
Uh, we'll flip a coin. Hmm?
Damn it. Uh, I-I don't have one.
[sighs] Lord, this man.
-Come on, come on. -All right.
Well...
-here. -[clears throat]
-Pow. -Your destiny awaits.
[chuckles]
Heads, we get married.
And tails,
we leave and go home single.
Mmm.
Here we go. [grunts]
? ?
DOUG:
relax.
I've known Bill since college.
He's not gonna screw me over.
And what if you're wrong, Doug?
What if you're dead wrong?
What then?
VANESSA: It's nice to have time for dinner at the club again.
All those years, you complained about the hours, the...
pressure, the hospital politics.
But now the house feels like a mausoleum when I come home.
I have a solution.
Retire with me.
[chuckles]
You know that's not possible.
Why not? We could- we could travel.
Go to all those places we put off until someday.
Because someday isn't today.
It's not as if I can just tell Joey Armstrong
I've had a change of heart about laundering his money.
That didn't stop you from telling him
you're not sleeping with him anymore.
And you did that, right?
We agreed to be smart about this.
Patient.
You're right about one thing.
We definitely need to be smart.
Found it. [grunts] Found it.
[chuckles] Heads it is.
You are kidding me.
-Best two out of three? -Nope, nope, nope.
The universe has spoken.
Uh, my dear, lock us in
for the Sammy's Swinging Wedding Special.
Sammy Davis Jr. was my favorite Halloween costume
-as a kid. -Uh, unfortunately,
-Sammy's shift ended an hour ago. -ANDRE: Damn.
WOMAN: But we don't ask why.
We say bye-bye.
But don't y'all worry.
I would be absolutely delighted to do the honors.
That's...
Yeah.
Andre.
-Andre. Andre. -Oh.
We have to do it.
-You were right. -I know.
-Mother says so! -[laughs]
Oh.
-Eva. Thanks for coming. -[chuckles]
Oh, my gosh. It's been a while.
I know.
Sorry I haven't kept in touch.
Things have been kind of insane lately.
You are preaching to the choir.
-Water, dear? -Yes, please.
Aw. [chuckles softly]
I heard about your newly discovered family history.
Kind of wild, isn't it?
Not only do we share the same father-
our grandmothers were best friends
in the same singing group.
Until mine got kicked out.
Barbara's story is incredibly sad.
It must have been hard for Leslie to learn
what she had been through.
Especially since it was so similar
to what she's been through.
You know, constant rejection,
being treated like she's less than.
And not just by your dad and Bill Hamilton.
But it seems like all you Duprees are ganging up on her.
Look, I understand you're feeling some empathy
for the underdog,
but Leslie's point of view is somewhat skewed.
I mean, she hated my family
supposedly because my mother stole my father from her.
And my mom had no idea she even existed.
And then when she found out, she kicked my dad to the curb.
I suppose you have a point.
My mom has never been the one keeping Ted and Leslie apart.
He's just not that into her,
and Leslie has to accept that.
Yeah, um...
we should just probably talk about something else.
Nicole? I'm here.
What's so urgent?
Thanks for coming.
I didn't mean to sound so dramatic on the phone.
I gave Ted back his tie.
The tie that Leslie tried to bait you with at the club?
I should have learned by now just to take Leslie's word
when she makes her disgusting implications.
Would have saved me the trouble of confronting him.
Are you serious?
He admitted it to my face.
He actually slept with her.
Ted Richardson, you absolute fool!
How did I not know who this man was?
I shared a bed with him for decades.
So what the hell was he thinking?
Was this revenge for the divorce papers?
Was he throwing it in your face
-to deliberately try to hurt you? -[chuckles]
Nothing that required that much of a backbone.
He was drunk, she was there,
-and that is his entire rationale. -[scoffs]
I know I don't have a say anymore in what Ted does
or who he does it with,
but he was literally just standing
in the middle of your living room
declaring his undying devotion to his family,
for God's sakes.
Baby, I am sorry.
I am so, so sorry.
I shouldn't have called you over here to dump all of this on you.
-[scoffs] -And it doesn't change anything.
Ted and I are already getting a divorce.
It actually just confirms that I was right to file.
As if I needed more evidence of his spectacular moral failure.
-Honestly... -[sighs]
...I think you did.
I could hear it in your voice.
These past few days, just searching
for any reason whatsoever
to try to give that man a second chance.
It was my own cowardice.
I didn't want to face the truth.
Not only about Ted but about myself.
From the moment we met,
I built him up in my head to be this pillar of integrity.
How ridiculous do I look?
Oh, no, no, no. You stop that. You stop that right now.
-Don't talk about yourself like that. -[sighs]
And-and no more talk about not wanting to dump on me.
I am here for my girls whenever they need me,
each and every time.
I-I can't believe the resemblance.
It's-it's uncanny.
Everything okay, hon?
Is my contour off?
My mascara smudged? What-
-Andre, Andre, Andre. -[stammers]
-Hmm? -Did you hear that? My m-
Anita would never say "hon."
Excuse me. Um, she's a really big Anita Williams fan.
-Huge. Love her. -Huge.
I'm cashing in from the heat
of that Articulettes reunion concert.
Everybody loves Anita!
We were there! First row!
-Yeah, I got her tickets for her birthday. -You did?
It was worth every penny.
She cried the entire show.
Oh! You must be a big, big fan.
-[chuckling] -We can get a Vernon Dupree lookalike
to walk you down the aisle.
For a little extra.
Nah, nah, it's okay. We don't really have to go that far.
Suit yourselves! [chuckles softly]
We can fit you in right now if you're ready.
-Are we ready? -[stammers]
One second, please.
Dani, hey.
Something like this seems inevitable.
If either of you know of any reason
why you should not be married,
speak now...
[lisps]: or forever hold your peace.
Let's do it.
In that case,
-let's get y'all hitched. -DANI: Whoo!
-Vegas-style! [laughs] -[laughs]
Remember that trip we took before the kids were born?
That romantic getaway to the Greek islands?
Do you remember how the owner of the villa in Santorini
-kept bringing us baklava... -[laughs]
...convinced we were honeymooners?
We did not correct him.
[chuckles]
I'd like nothing more than to go back, darling, but...
the timing is impossible.
The Sanderson estate is in probate,
and I have a feeling the Leslie-Jarvis transaction
will require a lot of attention.
Then later in the year then.
We could block off three weeks,
go completely off-grid.
Christmas, maybe?
Nah, the twins will be home from college.
I'm talking about a second honeymoon,
not a family vacation.
And I don't want to share you with anyone.
Maybe you should take that second honeymoon with Randy.
Who knows? Maybe he's already there.
He didn't say.
He doesn't want to risk Joey knowing his whereabouts.
Well, Joey wouldn't hear about it from me.
And why is that?
Because you know what would happen.
I just wish you were more careful about protecting us.
Do I need to remind you what...
Who got you into this mess on top of the 250,000 reminders.
[groans]
Excuse me.
Caroline. I'm so glad you stopped by, girl.
-[chuckles] -Mm. I knew Bill was at the club.
Thought I'd hang out, maybe dish a bit.
Ooh. You don't have to threaten me with a good time. Cocktail?
Uh, with gin, if you have it.
Mm. Perfect.
So...
where do things stand between you and Bill?
Did he fall for that jealousy play?
Not exactly.
He knows me too well.
So it backfired?
Well, on the contrary.
Bill seeing me flirting with Tomas made it more effective.
We got to have a real conversation.
-And the situation with Dani's over? -Mm-hmm.
Very much so. [chuckles]
-Ha! -[chuckles]
Chelsea?
Just startled me. I'm fine.
BILL: Well, baby, if this is too much
for you, we can take our food to go,
head back to your place.
I'm already constantly on alert.
Every sound, every movement behind me,
it's like my body reacts before my brain can catch up.
But I can't stay cooped up in the guesthouse forever.
And I really appreciate the effort
that the family is making.
The rotating door of Duprees is comforting.
We're here to help you, Chels.
I'm gonna go wash my hands.
Give you two a few minutes
to wipe those worried looks off your faces.
[sighs] She's doing as well as can be expected.
And Madison says that the hypervigilance is normal
after everything she's been through, so...
Yeah. I...
I just hate seeing her like this.
You know, Chelsea's always been...
Fearless?
-I know. -Yeah.
So tell me about this conversation you had with Mom.
Well, you know, I gave more thought to what you said
about how she'd probably misconstrue my intentions
if I didn't make them clear.
And I realized you had a point.
I have a feeling it was more Hayley's influence than mine.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Yeah, you got me. Hayley was concerned, too.
Yeah, she felt that I was being insensitive
about how my behavior might appear to other people.
-I bet. -Yeah.
So, I, um,
you know, went and had a quick chat with your mother,
you know, reset boundaries.
and made it clear that I'm a happily married man.
[sighs] I'm sure that was not fun for Mom to hear.
But I'm glad you're not toying with her emotions,
because that situation
had the potential to get out of hand.
Dearly beloved and distinguished guests,
we are gathered here today in the sight of God
-and the great state of Nevada... -Mm.
...to join this beautiful couple
-in holy matrimony. -[chuckles]
Marriage is a sacred union
and not to be entered into lightly,
unadvisedly,
or without at least one viral move.
A-five, six, seven, eight!
-Oh! Get it! -[chuckles]
Hey, hey, hey!
-Hey! Oh! -Hey!
-Hey- -Sometimes the heart
recognizes its home
long before the brain has a chance to do the paperwork.
-Mm-hmm. -Or as a great philosopher once said,
"If you like it..."
-Put a ring on it! -Put a ring on it. [chuckles]
[chuckling]
But let's get serious for a moment.
[The Articulettes' "I Will Be Alright" playing]
? She had you
? Her charm in all her ways ?
? Made you love her style ?
? Do you take Danielle
? To have and hold her
Oh, my God! You sound exactly like her now.
Thank you, darling! You are so kind.
[chuckles] Well, do you?
Do I what?
Oh! Duh.
Of-of course. Damn right.
I do take this amazing, beautiful,
"sexy as the day is long" woman.
And I also promise to bring you coffee in the morning...
-Aw. -...and never tell you
that you have spinach in your teeth in public.
But I'll also clue her in whenever people leave.
Okay, okay. Quit while you're ahead.
-Isn't he the best? -[chuckles]
Wait.
Wait, stop the music.
Stop all of this.
-Is something wrong? -Yes!
We can't get married like this!
Hello! We're missing the rings!
-Oh, the rings! Oh, the rings, the rings. -The rings! [laughing]
-ANDRE: Oh, my God... -Where are we gonna get rings?
Okay, y'all good over here?
Can I get either one of you anything?
Uh, well, now that you mention it,
-those wedges over there are calling my name. -[Martin chuckles]
Um, let's just get a large order for the table.
But let's be real-
I'm probably gonna demolish most of it myself.
[all chuckling]
Just coffee for me. Black.
June, this is my sister.
I heard there was another one of you.
Martin's taking me to meet with your mother
as soon as my shift ends.
Half sister. Different mothers.
Okay, well, it's good to meet
another member of the family anyways.
I'll be right back with your fries and your coffee.
[chuckles]
Okay. What did I miss?
We recently learned that June is my kids' biological mother.
Wait, what?
It's been a lot to process,
but, uh, June's had it rough.
Substance issues,
going without stable shelter.
Naomi is the one that lined this job up for her
and helped with her housing.
That's amazing.
I bet hooking up with Nicole will be good for her, too.
Your mom does have a gift
for making people feel like they matter.
Makes me wonder how the apple fell so far from the tree.
[chuckles] Was that a stray aimed at me?
Depends.
Is your name Kat?
[chuckles softly]
Maybe we should table this conversation,
because here comes our man.
Thought I might find you here.
Looks like you need a drink.
Join us.
Although I will be leaving shortly.
So, how are you and my baby sister?
Great. Yeah.
Really good.
Couldn't be better.
Kat. What a coincidence.
I texted her that we were here. I hope you don't mind.
Oh, no. The more the merrier.
Chelsea was just telling us about your grandmother's idea
to relaunch ChelseaKat online.
-I think it's brilliant. -Right?
It gives us a wider reach and more flexibility.
And if you decide you're not up for it,
you can step back at any point.
No pressure.
Well, thank you for having the escape hatch,
but I don't think I'll need it.
I'm sorry to cut this short, but I got to go.
Jacob's working on a project for a friend and could use my help.
BILL: Yeah. Yeah, I probably
should get out of here, too, before Hayley starts to worry.
-I will take Chelsea home. -Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
Well...
thank you, ladies, for spending the evening with your old man.
Mmm. It meant a lot.
Good night, Kat. Don't be a stranger.
-I love you. -Love you.
Bye.
Okay, spill everything.
I want to hear all about Tomas and his epic surprise.
And why aren't you with him right now?
Girl, it was a catastrophe.
Like, historic levels of disaster.
Oh, I'm actually gonna use the restroom,
so I'll just say good night to you here.
-Okay. All right, baby. -All right.
-Drive careful. -Thanks, Dad.
Don't wait up.
[phone chimes]
[Bill exhales]
I don't think you realize what a dangerous game you're playing.
I don't think you realize it's none of your damn business.
Hmm.
[sighs] All right, that is it.
I am done.
Those are the last tears I ever intend to cry over Ted.
Martin is coming over,
and I don't want him to know about any of this.
I don't need my kids hating their dad
any more than they already do.
Well, then I should head out.
-I don't want Martin to see the rage
No, stay. Martin is coming over
with somebody I want you to meet-
Samantha and Tyrell's birth mom.
You've spoken of her.
So Martin and Smitty are encouraging this relationship?
Following the kids' lead.
Her name is June.
She's had a difficult life,
but she is working really hard to get through it.
-Mm. -I think you'll like her.
Have you spoken to your sister?
No, not since yesterday. Why?
Well, the last Vernon and I heard,
she was on a spontaneous trip to Sin City.
Huh. First I've heard of it.
I assume it's work-related.
Something to do with the modeling agency.
Or Dani just needed a night of reckless abandon
after everything she just went through with Chelsea.
Oh, Lord, why did you have to say that?
No one does abandon quite as recklessly as your sister.
I have the rings.
-18 bucks each, baby. -Ooh.
-No expense spared for my bride. -[chuckles]
Perfect.
Now we can resume the ceremony.
-Places, everybody. -Ooh.
Andre and Danielle,
would you please place your...
symbols of love on each other's finger.
Oh. Hold still.
-Your finger's moving. -It's not moving.
You're moving.
[giggles]
-And... boop. Mm. -[grunts]
-Join hands. -[clears throat]
And repeat after me.
"I take you to be my partner in life's journey."
-I take you to be my partner- -I take you be my partner-
-Oh. Oh. Life's journey. -Wait. Hold on. Journeys.
-Mm-hmm. -[snorts]
"To love and to cherish through laughter and tears."
To love and to cherish through laughter and-
Beer. Definitely beer.
Ooh. And late-night tacos.
-Yes. -[chuckles]
"For all of my days,
"I choose you.
I stand by you."
-For all of my days. -For all of my nights. [stammers]
-I mean "days." -You said "nights."
I know, but nights are important, too.
-Can we include nights? -Mm.
"With this ring, I thee wed,
"with all that I am
and all that I will be."
With this ring that tastes like a cigar.
With this cigar that looks like a ring.
Close enough.
By the power vested in me by the state of Nevada,
the Knotty Dreams Chapel,
-and my online certification, I pronounce you... -[chuckling]
...husband and wife.
[lisps]: You may now kiss your bride!
[laughing]
[confetti popper pops]
[laughing]
-Mmm. -Mmm.
[giggling]
It's so beautiful.
-[giggling] -[softly]: You're so beautiful.
-[moaning] -Mmm!
So my brother's gone now.
You want to tell me what's really going on
between you and Kat? And do not give me
that same PR statement you fed Martin.
That obvious, huh?
Did things get any better after the big fight
or are you still in the same toxic loop?
[sighs]
I really thought we turned a corner
after that whole Eva mess.
So what happened?
Things actually got much better.
And then much worse.
Kat did apologize for putting me in the middle
of you two, though.
Apologized?
Are we talking about the same bougie princess?
Kat seemed... different.
I don't know. Like...
she'd had this whole attitude adjustment.
And not just about you but about all of our issues.
It was everything I've been wanting to hear.
How I was gonna be better, more understanding
about his friendship with Eva,
more present in our relationship.
"New year, new me" energy.
And I meant it.
That took courage.
And he was so great about it.
He said all the right things.
He even planned this perfect romantic date-
hotel, flowers, champagne.
Oh, wow. Tomas wasn't playing around.
TOMAS:
how much I appreciated her,
that I was willing to meet her halfway.
Look at you, going all romance novel hero.
It was going great, too.
Kat seemed like she was really into it.
KAT:
It was just anticlimactic.
No need to go any further.
-I get it. -I don't.
I don't understand why my body isn't matching up
with my heart and my mind.
I'm attracted to Tomas.
On paper, this man checks every damn box.
But now he's saying he's not having fun, either, and that...
that I'm broken.
Hold on. He said that?
Those exact words?
TOMAS:
she was broken. I said maybe...
we're broken, as in sexually.
But Kat gets so damn defensive and twists my words.
It's like she'd rather...
have the fight than solve the problem.
No, correction- she'd rather have the fight
than hear any criticism.
And I never criticized her lovemaking.
I would never do that.
If anything, she's the one who-
Hold up. Kat isn't trying to say this is your fault, is she?
NICOLE:
to see you, June.
You look much stronger
than you did last time we saw each other.
And I'm loving the color in those cheeks.
You have the food at Orphey Gene's to thank.
It's almost as addictive
as those drugs I used to be strung out on.
Martin told me that you started working there.
How are you liking waitressing?
It's different.
It's gonna take some getting used to.
Most people are patient while I'm learning the ropes,
but there have been a few customers
that make me want to spit in their oxtail stew.
-[chuckling] -June.
I'm joking.
Mostly.
[stammers]
I'm not gonna give into temptation yet.
This job is too important to me.
I just realized you've probably been on your feet all day.
-Come, sit. Oh. -[footsteps approaching]
June, this is my mother,
Martin's grandmother, Anita.
Hello, June.
I have been looking forward to meeting you.
Oh, my God.
She's...
-Anita Williams. -[Martin chuckles]
[laughs] Yes, she is.
I hadn't realized Gran would be here
or I would have given you a heads-up.
I love you.
[stammers]
I mean "your music."
"I Will Be Alright" got me through some tough times.
I played it every day.
Sometimes it was the only thing that kept me from going crazy.
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
That's so kind of you to say that.
Yes, music has a way of finding us when we need it most, right?
The right song in the right moment. [chuckles]
Well, um, shall we have a seat?
June, you're still holding my grandmother's hand.
-Oh. Oh, God. I'm so sorry. -[chuckles]
[laughs] It's absolutely fine.
At least you didn't ask me to autograph
-a body part. [laughs] -[laughs]
Would you like some tea?
Anita Williams is gonna pour me tea.
-[sighs] -[chuckles softly]
ANDRE:
the best wedding in all the weddings of the world.
Mm-hmm. Especially these eco-friendly rings.
-The polar bears would definitely approve. [laughs] -[laughs]
-The polar bears would approve of our rings. -Oh!
-DANI: Sorry! [laughing] -How long you give them?
The way they're going,
I'd be surprised if they even remembered it happened.
[laughs]
I'm not gonna lie.
Telling someone that they're bad in bed
is a tough one to come back from.
I didn't mean it.
I was just lashing out
after he hurt my feelings with that "broken" comment.
Who says that about someone they supposedly care about?
Right.
You're not gonna like hearing this.
And I'm saying this with love...
Just say it.
I already feel like trash.
Well, it seems to me
like Tomas was just trying to help you figure out
what you like.
And the way you do that is by communicating.
Like, actually talking and not just dropping hints
and expecting him to read your mind.
It's just so awkward.
I thought sex would be more instinctual.
I'm attracted to Tomas.
We have great chemistry.
Shouldn't that be enough?
Well, chemistry gets you into the bedroom,
but communication gets you to an orgasm.
You're also just putting too much pressure on yourself
and Tomas.
There is pressure.
Every relationship podcast,
magazine article, even IG post says
if you don't have mind-blowing sex the first time,
your relationship is doomed.
Kat, you're smart, okay?
You know not to believe that.
But if I don't get this right, he's gonna leave me for someone
who knows what the hell they're doing.
So you don't trust him and his feelings for you? Is that it?
No, that's not it.
You feel like you're being judged when you're together?
Kat, no wonder you can't relax.
Your body can't let go
when your mind is doing calculus the whole time.
But the question is,
is that coming from him or from you?
So let me get this straight- you go all out
for Miss Tax Bracket Bragger-
fancy suite, champagne that probably costs more
than my hotel stay-
and that's her reaction?
Kat says you're bad in bed?
Damn, Eva, I don't want that rumor getting out there.
It's bad enough your sister's out here
assassinating my character.
Well, we're obviously not taking it seriously.
Anyone with half a brain would know that's ridiculous.
It's not like you could know for sure.
I know.
Okay?
Well, I appreciate the vote of confidence,
but I do have to take some responsibility.
I had an idea that Kat wasn't ready to lose her virginity.
Look, nobody pushes Kat into anything.
She wouldn't have taken that step
if she didn't want to be with you.
I don't know. I got the sense
she was trying to talk herself into it.
And I guess I let her talk me into it, too.
So what's your gut telling you now?
You still don't think she's ready?
Seems pretty obvious.
Well, just...
show her that it's not all about the sex,
that you actually care about her as a person.
And you're offering this advice
out of loving concern for your sister?
The same sister you've been beefing with since day one?
Just trying to be helpful.
I guess I should take your cue,
considering I ate all of your wedges.
Mm-hmm.
I'll get us some more.
All this relationship drama is giving me an appetite.
So, what did your source say?
Just that,
as far as my friend knows,
there's no association between Bill and Joey.
Hey.
There's my husband!
I was beginning to think the girls kidnapped you.
-Mm-mm. Mmm. -Mmm.
-How was dinner? -Uh...
Chelsea doing any better?
Yeah. Yeah, they're both well.
Chelsea's still a little jumpy in crowded spaces.
Oh. Poor thing.
It's just gonna take a little time.
Yeah.
How about you?
How's your evening? Quiet night at home?
So far.
But now that my husband's home,
I'm hoping to ramp up the volume.
-Mmm. [chuckles] -Mmm.
-[laughs] -Okay, okay, okay.
Now, tradition dictates that I carry you over this threshold.
[laughs]: This is a dumb tradition.
Look at you being all strong and husbandly.
Eh, you know.
-Okay. I got it. -Okay.
-I got it. No, I don't got it. -[giggles]
-I don't got it. [laughing] -[laughing]
Perfect landing.
Oh, and the crowd goes wild.
Oh, Olympic-level husband skills.
-Ten out of ten. Mwah. -Whoo!
[chuckles]
We really did it.
-Yeah. -We got married.
Yeah, we did.
-Mm. -[chuckles]
[chuckles softly]
I think it is beautiful, June,
the way you and your sister have reconnected.
Are you two keeping in touch regularly?
We are. Naomi helped me get a cell phone,
so now I can send text messages
and keep up with Samantha on her social media.
But not Tyrell, though.
He hasn't accepted my request yet.
Well, Tyrell has a...
He has a beautiful heart.
But his, um...
He takes his time measuring people.
But once you've earned his trust,
he loves with his whole soul, June.
It'll be worth the time that it takes.
And I think it's critically important
and what we sometimes forget as adults
is that children need their own agency.
Oh, look who's talking, Mr. Original Helicopter Parent.
-[chuckles] -[chuckles] So,
I had to learn the hard way,
but they're perfectly capable
of determining their own boundaries.
And they're navigating emotional terrain
that would be challenging for the most grounded adults.
And on the brighter side,
it seems like Samantha has clearly made her choice.
We are having lunch tomorrow. [chuckles]
I keep rehearsing the conversations in my head,
but I just keep coming up with stupid things
that make her run out.
What if I don't know how to be what Samantha needs?
What's important to Tyrell and Samantha
is knowing that they are important to you.
And you're showing that right now.
And that speaks infinitely louder
than any words you can share over lunch.
And we want you to know
that you're not doing this alone.
We all have deep respect for the mountains you're climbing.
And everyone in this room not only wants you to succeed
but to soar.
HAYLEY: Bill.
-Coming to bed? -Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I'm just wrapping this up.
Give me about five minutes, baby.
I'm only going to ask once more.
Are you coming
to bed?
Most definitely.
You know how you promised to make up
-for the makeup sex we missed? -Mm-hmm.
Well, it's been on my mind.
And I think I've been remarkably patient.
Mmm.
You know what I realized?
What's that, handsome?
That I should probably argue with you
on a more regular basis.
Mmm.
-Daily, even. -[chuckles softly]
-[chuckles softly] -Careful what you wish for.
I fight... dirty.
-You promise? -Mmm.
[moaning, chuckling]
[grunting]
Got it. [grunts]
[moaning softly]
[laughs]
-Andre. -Mm.
-Andre. -[groaning softly]
You're so cute.
[snoring softly]
I wonder...
[blows raspberry]
[snoring continues]
[chuckles]
Okay.
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