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How are you?
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I'm well.
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What's going on in your life?
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The place is cool.
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Talk to me.
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Oh, you know,
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getting back from vacation, being
stranded with this amazing weather from
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north.
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Missing luggage.
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You went back home? I did.
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And you're missing luggage?
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Yeah.
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I am so tired.
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Are you?
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I'm listening to you.
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You just talk. I will listen.
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I'm retaining the information, I
promise. Yeah. If my eyes are closed.
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Missing luggage, getting organized.
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I took, you know, when was my last day
at work?
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Like the 19th.
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Yeah.
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So I've been chilling.
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Yeah.
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I have no idea what day it is. It's like
the 8th, right?
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I think it is the 8th.
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Oh, that's a good vacation.
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I took four days off, and I unplugged my
phone, and I did absolutely nothing.
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That must have been nice.
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It was pretty nice.
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Were you completely stressed when you
turned your phone back on? Yeah, I had
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like 109 emails, and like, it was
brutal.
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Knowing you, I figured that you'd turn
on your phone and be like, ah! It's
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already 5 a .m. Because I would do the
same thing.
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Like, it sounds like a great idea, and
it probably is while it's going on, but
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then you're like, what did I do?
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So what are you up to today?
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Um, I was cleaning a little bit,
rearranging, decorating.
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I'm listening. Again, you're decorating.
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What are you doing?
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What's that?
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title sequence for a movie. I like that.
You like it? Mm -hmm. That looks really
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cool too.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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Sweet.
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Nice. So you're going to do like all the
different ones?
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That's a good idea.
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Yeah. Very cool.
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I like it.
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So you're cleaning and decorating.
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Cleaning and decorating. Very exciting
that I'm going to cook later.
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What are you going to cook?
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Probably salmon.
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I actually don't like salmon. Yeah.
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Those are so huge.
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You don't like salmon?
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I don't. Do you like tilapia?
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I don't know what that is.
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Tilapia is really good. What's tilapia?
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It's a fish.
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But it's like a white fish.
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I usually like more white fish. Yeah, I
do too, usually. But I'm going to do
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like a honey maple glazed salmon. It's
actually pretty good.
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Is that a... It's not a Texas thing.
It's not a French thing.
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But it'll taste like salmon.
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Well, yeah, but it'll be more like a
kind of like Asian -y dish.
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Kind of like if you're going to, like, a
sushi place. You cook a lot. I cook a
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lot. I cook a lot. I love to cook.
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Yeah.
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What's your favorite thing to cook? I
didn't know you cooked.
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You didn't know I cooked?
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I don't know. I cook a lot. I cook for,
like, an army, and I'm always, like,
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giving food to people.
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I'm like, here, come make food, because
I make too much.
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I always forget to eat, and I love food.
I need to call you. You don't live that
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far. I'll be like, hey, I need lasagna.
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Do you like lasagna?
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I'm going to start coming up.
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I totally just eat.
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Totally get them to eat.
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No ulterior motives at all. Not at all.
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I won't even get banged. You'll just
come steal my food and leave.
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Like I could go a day without banging
you.
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You're like, oh yeah, no, that's nice
and all, but I'm just here to pick up my
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tacos.
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I don't think I could do that. I'm
pretty sure, like I sat next to you and
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dealing with my phone and half.
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and I heard, like, cupping your boobs.
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They're pretty fun to play with.
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They're pretty squishy.
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So yeah, cooking.
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Cooking, yoga, hiking, you know.
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Oh yeah, you said you went to the new
gym, right? Mm -hmm.
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Is it going?
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Are you happy with it?
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So far, so good.
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Too many.
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That's another thing I don't do. You're
still, like, awesome.
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Well, I haven't actually stepped foot in
a gym since September. People get mad
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at me when I say that, like, especially
girls.
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Like, they look at me like evil.
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And I'm like, sorry, I just, I have it,
you know.
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I'm just hot.
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Deal with it.
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I mean, I try to eat healthy, you know.
So, for the most part.
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For the most part.
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But, um,
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I burn a lot of calories.
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I always say that too.
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I say that like I try to eat healthy and
then I have a lot of sex in that first
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time. That does.
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I think it does. It helps for sure.
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But I don't make New Year's resolutions
because I made this resolution back in
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October was to go to the gym more. It
just happened that I didn't do it until
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January.
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But yeah, I don't believe in New Year's
resolutions.
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I feel like you're setting yourself up
to fail.
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I feel like you should always like...
set goals throughout the year and not
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resolutions, just, like, goals.
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I don't know.
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I think that's a good philosophy.
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I agree with you.
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I used to do this thing with my ex or
mate where we would, like, write down
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we'd want to do, stuff we wanted to
achieve, like, within the next year, and
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then every month we would, like, go back
and open it and see, like, if we had
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done a good job, if we had failed
miserably, what we needed to do, and we
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motivated each other.
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I'm listening.
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I did.
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Now it's gold. I forgot that I put a
camera down here and I should probably
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sure that it's even shooting something
interesting.
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Yeah, it's shooting like half the table.
Look at that. Nice.
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There we go. That's better.
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Is this where I can have some?
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Yes. Thank you, Donna.
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Yeah, sorry. So gold every month?
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You can always kind of just, you know,
make sure you're sticking to your goals.
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Right? I agree.
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I absolutely agree.
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Golds are good.
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What's your goal right now, other than
the gym?
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You know what I haven't done in porn?
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I've not done an orgy scene in porn.
Isn't that crazy? I'm shooting an orgy.
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This month, hopefully. This month.
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Would you be interested in a food fight?
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It's a food fight?
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It's a food fight orgy.
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How does that work?
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That sounds interesting.
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Depends on the food involved.
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I would ask that one. I'm like, what's
the food?
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It's like we're throwing pies at each
other.
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Kinda. And it's like, you know, baked
beans getting... No, no, no. It won't be
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anything gross. I'll talk to everybody
if they have, like, allergies or
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beforehand. You kind of have to with
something like that. So what's going to
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happen is I'm going to burp in your face
because I'm a gentleman like that.
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That's how obviously you want to put my
penis in you.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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We should have every conversation with
your legs spread.
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Like this.
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Yeah, I fully approve of that.
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So, yeah, so what I'm doing is I'm going
to shoot this, like, it's going to be
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this crazy, like, dinner.
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It's going to look really cool.
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And then at the dinner, there's going to
be, like, a human as a centerpiece, and
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then there's going to be the camera
that's going to do all sorts of
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And then as, like, the dinner
progresses, people are going to start
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like, they're going to be eating the
food, and they're going to be getting
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messier and messier and messier.
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And then they're going to start having
sex. And it's going to start with, like,
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one couple having sex. And then it's
going to go around. And then another
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will have sex. And people will do
things. And then I'm going to shoot it
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those weird ways. And then it'll edit
together where it's, like, first scene,
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second scene, third scene, fourth scene,
fifth scene, whatever. Oh, okay. Like,
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each couple is going to be a scene. And
then it's going to go. But it's all,
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like, one giant thing.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But then also, like, people are going
to, I mean, it's, I'm going to hire,
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the cool kids. So people are going to,
like, bang each other.
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And, like, it will be an orgy. Right.
It's not going to be like, um, no, I
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wasn't assigned to work with this
person. No. There's going to be a time
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it's like, okay, guys, I've gotten
enough of each individual couple. You
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stop now. Now fuck each other. Like, all
of you. You're going to have to be
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like, you can stop now. Get out of my
house. Get out of this location.
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Yeah. I don't know where I'm going to
shoot it.
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Where can I have a food fight?
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I don't.
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Good question. Not here.
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There's not enough room anyway.
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It would be fun to have an orgy here,
though.
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It was. It's not a food involving.
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I'm such a neat freak. I'm like, I just
bought this dark duo. Do you know what
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that is? No idea. It's a carpet and
hardwood floor cleaner combined.
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Yeah. That's my exciting life. I get
excited over stuff. I'm like, it's
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I bought some hard drives.
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See? Yeah. That's what I think is
exciting. Yeah.
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Is that patio?
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Can we, like, go out there? And maybe I
can smoke a cigarette, because I'm a
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disgusting human being. Of course you
can go out on the side, yeah.
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Splash, what's it, your butt?
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Pull your pants off, it's your butt.
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Pull your pants off, it's your butt. I
know, look, thank you, Texas.
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It's getting big again.
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Remember when I was getting a little too
skinny for a while?
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Like, people were, like, concerned.
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My fans were, like, it was just work and
stress.
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Yeah. But Texas doesn't really get it.
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Yeah.
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It's really bright out here.
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It is really bright.
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We can move this one. As you can tell, I
have not decorated my
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patio yet.
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It's okay.
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I don't decorate anything.
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You don't decorate.
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Ever.
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I'm going to get some of this.
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I am going to get some of this.
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It's fucking really bright.
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My eyes are really sun -sensitive.
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For being a brunette with, like, dark
eyes, they're super sensitive.
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It's really fucking bright.
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Isn't my view fabulous? Yeah, that's
awesome.
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I love my apartment, but I hate my view.
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But, um, I didn't want to be that close
to the pool because of the kiddo.
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Even though there's a gate and all that,
I'm kind of a paranoid mom.
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Yeah. And I didn't want to be on a floor
up high because he likes to climb
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things. And this is easy to climb.
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Yeah. It's definitely the right place
for you.
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Yeah. Because, you know, he's a boy. He
doesn't care.
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He's like, let go of me, and he'll,
like, jump off things. And I'm like, no,
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no.
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Danger.
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Yeah, it's great.
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I'm at the park, and he, like, I'm like,
ah!
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Were you a daredevil? I have no idea.
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You don't remember?
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You never got told stories?
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I know I was always afraid of clowns.
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I'm so scared of clowns. They're
terrifying.
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They are because most of them are like
alcoholics or evil or like childless. I
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mean, I hate to say it, but... Oh,
clowns are evil.
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A lot of them are evil.
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I hate clowns. I hate clowns too.
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They're terrible.
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It's a big pair of clowns.
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Who was telling me that they were going
to... It was somebody on set. They were
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like, one day we're just going to all be
dressed up as clowns. I was like, I
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will run, I will pee myself, and it
won't be pretty, and I will not come
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I had to do a scene, and they told me
all the way to set, they're like, oh,
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girl's going to be getting in your clown
makeup suit. I'm like, what?
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Then you're joking, right? I'm like, I
will not do a scene with a clown.
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I got there.
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And they were like, okay, cool, we're
going to do the first part, and then
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going to get into clown makeup. I'm
like, no, no, no, no, no, you don't
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understand. I will not.
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I'm afraid of clowns. So it was like a
clown porn?
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No, it was actually a really cool thing.
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The girl was in an insane asylum, and so
I was having sex with her, and I think
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I was like a figment of her imagination,
and then during the sex, it was like
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cut into the clown stuff, and it was all
crazy.
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But when we shot it, because I could
not, I was like, I cannot be in the same
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room with her if she's a clown.
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We did all the clown positions off for
her.
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And she was facing away from me.
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So it was like doggy. And I would leave
the room and come back in with my eyes
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closed and get in position.
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But it was horrible.
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Clowns are scary.
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We're scared of clowns and bugs and
stuff.
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Yeah.
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I've been smoking way too much. Have
you?
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Yeah, because of the disgusting,
horrible habit.
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I don't need that habit. I don't want to
get rid of it because it's vile and I
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cannot stand it. I hate smelling it on
me. I hate everything about it.
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You actually smell it because a lot of
smokers don't smell it on themselves. I
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smell it and I hate it. You do.
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I hate everything about it, but I'm just
so incredibly addicted.
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I used to smoke.
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A little fact about me.
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How'd you quit?
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Mine was really weird. I would quit one
day.
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I was trying to quit and trying to quit,
and then it just happened without me
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trying. But I was also really, like, at
the time I was, like, going to the gym a
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lot. It was when I was dancing and I had
a personal trainer.
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And he would, like, get mad at me and
yell at me because I would literally
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out of the gym and light up a cigarette
and he'd come yelling at me and I'd be
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like, whatever, fuck you.
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And one day he came running out and I
was like, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
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And he's like, no, you're not smoking.
And I was like, holy shit, I'm not.
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I quit a bunch.
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And one time I quit out of laziness.
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I straight up. You like ran out of
cigarettes and didn't want to go get
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Yeah. And then I just so happened to
like, like not pass a liquor store or a
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station on the way to work. And then no
one on set smoked for like three or four
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days. And then on the way home, I didn't
feel like stopping.
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And then I just like, after like, I
think it was like four or five days, I
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just like, I might as well quit.
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And then I just stopped.
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So it wasn't hard for you to quit?
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Well, I used to not smoke very much. And
I've just been really stressed out
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lately because of the,
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I don't know, but I'm so stressed out
about, like, because of the people's
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website shit. They fucking show up with
a camera, right?
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I'm constantly, like, in fear that
people are going to hate me, like,
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I'm helping them hang out and talk about
cigarettes and violence.
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They've been smoking more.
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They've been smoking a lot more.
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And it's really gross. I really hate it.
I'm going to put this out and not smoke
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the rest.
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Good idea.
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Just because I'm disgusting myself with
the conversation.
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Okay,
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we can go in.
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I'm sorry for making you come out.
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No, it's all trying to eat. No, I'm
kidding.
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At least I got to check out your butt.
That would be cool.
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If it was up to me, you would just be
naked constantly.
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Aw.
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I didn't see him.
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If it was up to me, you would just be
naked all the time. And then I could
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out your butt constantly.
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I walk around naked a lot.
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Just not when I'm coming over?
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I was kind of hoping that you were going
to open the door and just be naked.
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You know, the funny thing is, usually, I
am in, like, at least just panties and
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a fourth bra, but...
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I just got out to go do errands, so
that's why I'm actually wearing clothes.
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Fuck this. I'm going back outside.
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I'm going to come in and... Do that. Do
that. And I'll put on what I normally
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wear. Yeah. Give me my normal state of
mind. Yeah. Give me, like, two minutes.
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I don't know if I'm supposed to knock
again.
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This is what I normally wear.
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That is way cooler. Much better.
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I like this version more.
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This version, though, gets you fucked on
the plate. God damn.
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Look.
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Left talking, more kissing.
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That's cute, right?
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Apparently it worked. Yeah, it does.
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This is way cooler. Way better, huh?
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I like this version a million times
more. That's what I usually wear.
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Yeah. Got your, you know, sooner than I
thought.
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I was still wearing clothes.
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Yeah, never wear clothes.
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Never want you wearing clothes.
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That would be... Who likes clothes?
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I mean, you know, gotta wear it in
public.
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Sometimes, I guess, yeah. It's a
necessity.
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Unless you're the new me that's calling,
I guess.
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What's inside your pocket?
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I have all this crap in your pocket.
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I know.
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Where are they at?
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Gone. There. It's all gone.
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Touch you, not all your crap.
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I'm actually going to hang up.
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Aww.
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Oh my god.
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Mm -hmm.
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00:26:12,330 --> 00:26:13,330
That's my shoe top.
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00:33:16,910 --> 00:33:17,910
Getting into it.
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Room.
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00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:06,450
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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00:38:49,430 --> 00:38:51,190
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:12,020
Please, Dad.
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00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,640
a little dizzy.
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00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,350
It's a little hot.
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00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:19,590
Where do you want to go?
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00:48:20,790 --> 00:48:22,510
I just need to turn on the fan or
something.
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00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:24,150
All right. Go turn on the fan.
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00:48:24,770 --> 00:48:27,970
Take a break. Go turn on the fan. It'll
be a fan break.
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00:48:29,530 --> 00:48:30,530
It's hot in here.
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00:48:33,030 --> 00:48:37,650
I mean, I lost track of how many times
you made me calm.
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00:48:38,730 --> 00:48:41,370
I like hearing that. It makes me happy.
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00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:05,660
I just have to sweat it.
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00:50:06,890 --> 00:50:07,890
Am I an asshole?
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00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:09,410
Yes,
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00:50:10,670 --> 00:50:12,070
please, daddy, plant my ass.
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00:50:12,890 --> 00:50:17,390
Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
381
00:50:18,150 --> 00:50:20,110
Fuck that little ass.
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00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:37,930
yes yes yes yes yes yes
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00:51:28,549 --> 00:51:33,990
I don't know what
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I'm doing
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Thank you.
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00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,020
I'm very good at holding the camera once
I start coming.
387
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:22,420
I don't know how you boys do
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00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:23,580
this. I do what?
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00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:25,580
POV.
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00:52:42,670 --> 00:52:44,070
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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00:52:44,290 --> 00:52:45,290
Yes, yes, yes.
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00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:14,660
make it come a lot love it oh
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my god
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01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,520
cold shower.
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01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:56,540
You could say it's been hot since...
God, I don't know. I'm... I, I, yeah.
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01:03:57,140 --> 01:03:59,140
I'm retarded and my camera doesn't work.
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01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:03,080
Your camera doesn't work. I don't know.
I lost track of the camera a while ago.
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01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:09,400
I was just like, yeah, I'll do this
thing. I'll figure it out.
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01:04:09,740 --> 01:04:10,740
I don't know.
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01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,500
Water?
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01:04:14,260 --> 01:04:16,160
Would you like water? Water would be
nice.
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