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How are you?

I'm well.

What's going on in your life?

The place is cool.

Talk to me.

Oh, you know,

getting back from vacation, being stranded with this amazing weather from

north.

Missing luggage.

You went back home? I did.

And you're missing luggage?

Yeah.

I am so tired.

Are you?

I'm listening to you.

You just talk. I will listen.

I'm retaining the information, I promise. Yeah. If my eyes are closed.

Missing luggage, getting organized.

I took, you know, when was my last day at work?

Like the 19th.

Yeah.

So I've been chilling.

Yeah.

I have no idea what day it is. It's like the 8th, right?

I think it is the 8th.

Oh, that's a good vacation.

I took four days off, and I unplugged my phone, and I did absolutely nothing.

That must have been nice.

It was pretty nice.

Were you completely stressed when you turned your phone back on? Yeah, I had

like 109 emails, and like, it was brutal.

Knowing you, I figured that you'd turn on your phone and be like, ah! It's

already 5 a .m. Because I would do the same thing.

Like, it sounds like a great idea, and it probably is while it's going on, but

then you're like, what did I do?

So what are you up to today?

Um, I was cleaning a little bit, rearranging, decorating.

I'm listening. Again, you're decorating.

What are you doing?

What's that?

title sequence for a movie. I like that. You like it? Mm -hmm. That looks really

cool too.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Sweet.

Nice. So you're going to do like all the different ones?

That's a good idea.

Yeah. Very cool.

I like it.

So you're cleaning and decorating.

Cleaning and decorating. Very exciting that I'm going to cook later.

What are you going to cook?

Probably salmon.

I actually don't like salmon. Yeah.

Those are so huge.

You don't like salmon?

I don't. Do you like tilapia?

I don't know what that is.

Tilapia is really good. What's tilapia?

It's a fish.

But it's like a white fish.

I usually like more white fish. Yeah, I do too, usually. But I'm going to do

like a honey maple glazed salmon. It's actually pretty good.

Is that a... It's not a Texas thing. It's not a French thing.

But it'll taste like salmon.

Well, yeah, but it'll be more like a kind of like Asian -y dish.

Kind of like if you're going to, like, a sushi place. You cook a lot. I cook a

lot. I cook a lot. I love to cook.

Yeah.

What's your favorite thing to cook? I didn't know you cooked.

You didn't know I cooked?

I don't know. I cook a lot. I cook for, like, an army, and I'm always, like,

giving food to people.

I'm like, here, come make food, because I make too much.

I always forget to eat, and I love food. I need to call you. You don't live that

far. I'll be like, hey, I need lasagna.

Do you like lasagna?

I'm going to start coming up.

I totally just eat.

Totally get them to eat.

No ulterior motives at all. Not at all.

I won't even get banged. You'll just come steal my food and leave.

Like I could go a day without banging you.

You're like, oh yeah, no, that's nice and all, but I'm just here to pick up my

tacos.

I don't think I could do that. I'm pretty sure, like I sat next to you and

dealing with my phone and half.

and I heard, like, cupping your boobs.

They're pretty fun to play with.

They're pretty squishy.

So yeah, cooking.

Cooking, yoga, hiking, you know.

Oh yeah, you said you went to the new gym, right? Mm -hmm.

Is it going?

Are you happy with it?

So far, so good.

Too many.

That's another thing I don't do. You're still, like, awesome.

Well, I haven't actually stepped foot in a gym since September. People get mad

at me when I say that, like, especially girls.

Like, they look at me like evil.

And I'm like, sorry, I just, I have it, you know.

I'm just hot.

Deal with it.

I mean, I try to eat healthy, you know. So, for the most part.

For the most part.

But, um,

I burn a lot of calories.

I always say that too.

I say that like I try to eat healthy and then I have a lot of sex in that first

time. That does.

I think it does. It helps for sure.

But I don't make New Year's resolutions because I made this resolution back in

October was to go to the gym more. It just happened that I didn't do it until

January.

But yeah, I don't believe in New Year's resolutions.

I feel like you're setting yourself up to fail.

I feel like you should always like... set goals throughout the year and not

resolutions, just, like, goals.

I don't know.

I think that's a good philosophy.

I agree with you.

I used to do this thing with my ex or mate where we would, like, write down

we'd want to do, stuff we wanted to achieve, like, within the next year, and

then every month we would, like, go back and open it and see, like, if we had

done a good job, if we had failed miserably, what we needed to do, and we

motivated each other.

I'm listening.

I did.

Now it's gold. I forgot that I put a camera down here and I should probably

sure that it's even shooting something interesting.

Yeah, it's shooting like half the table. Look at that. Nice.

There we go. That's better.

Is this where I can have some?

Yes. Thank you, Donna.

Yeah, sorry. So gold every month?

You can always kind of just, you know, make sure you're sticking to your goals.

Right? I agree.

I absolutely agree.

Golds are good.

What's your goal right now, other than the gym?

You know what I haven't done in porn?

I've not done an orgy scene in porn. Isn't that crazy? I'm shooting an orgy.

This month, hopefully. This month.

Would you be interested in a food fight?

It's a food fight?

It's a food fight orgy.

How does that work?

That sounds interesting.

Depends on the food involved.

I would ask that one. I'm like, what's the food?

It's like we're throwing pies at each other.

Kinda. And it's like, you know, baked beans getting... No, no, no. It won't be

anything gross. I'll talk to everybody if they have, like, allergies or

beforehand. You kind of have to with something like that. So what's going to

happen is I'm going to burp in your face because I'm a gentleman like that.

That's how obviously you want to put my penis in you.

Hi.

Hi.

We should have every conversation with your legs spread.

Like this.

Yeah, I fully approve of that.

So, yeah, so what I'm doing is I'm going to shoot this, like, it's going to be

this crazy, like, dinner.

It's going to look really cool.

And then at the dinner, there's going to be, like, a human as a centerpiece, and

then there's going to be the camera that's going to do all sorts of

And then as, like, the dinner progresses, people are going to start

like, they're going to be eating the food, and they're going to be getting

messier and messier and messier.

And then they're going to start having sex. And it's going to start with, like,

one couple having sex. And then it's going to go around. And then another

will have sex. And people will do things. And then I'm going to shoot it

those weird ways. And then it'll edit together where it's, like, first scene,

second scene, third scene, fourth scene, fifth scene, whatever. Oh, okay. Like,

each couple is going to be a scene. And then it's going to go. But it's all,

like, one giant thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then also, like, people are going to, I mean, it's, I'm going to hire,

the cool kids. So people are going to, like, bang each other.

And, like, it will be an orgy. Right. It's not going to be like, um, no, I

wasn't assigned to work with this person. No. There's going to be a time

it's like, okay, guys, I've gotten enough of each individual couple. You

stop now. Now fuck each other. Like, all of you. You're going to have to be

like, you can stop now. Get out of my house. Get out of this location.

Yeah. I don't know where I'm going to shoot it.

Where can I have a food fight?

I don't.

Good question. Not here.

There's not enough room anyway.

It would be fun to have an orgy here, though.

It was. It's not a food involving.

I'm such a neat freak. I'm like, I just bought this dark duo. Do you know what

that is? No idea. It's a carpet and hardwood floor cleaner combined.

Yeah. That's my exciting life. I get excited over stuff. I'm like, it's

I bought some hard drives.

See? Yeah. That's what I think is exciting. Yeah.

Is that patio?

Can we, like, go out there? And maybe I can smoke a cigarette, because I'm a

disgusting human being. Of course you can go out on the side, yeah.

Splash, what's it, your butt?

Pull your pants off, it's your butt.

Pull your pants off, it's your butt. I know, look, thank you, Texas.

It's getting big again.

Remember when I was getting a little too skinny for a while?

Like, people were, like, concerned.

My fans were, like, it was just work and stress.

Yeah. But Texas doesn't really get it.

Yeah.

It's really bright out here.

It is really bright.

We can move this one. As you can tell, I have not decorated my

patio yet.

It's okay.

I don't decorate anything.

You don't decorate.

Ever.

I'm going to get some of this.

I am going to get some of this.

It's fucking really bright.

My eyes are really sun -sensitive.

For being a brunette with, like, dark eyes, they're super sensitive.

It's really fucking bright.

Isn't my view fabulous? Yeah, that's awesome.

I love my apartment, but I hate my view.

But, um, I didn't want to be that close to the pool because of the kiddo.

Even though there's a gate and all that, I'm kind of a paranoid mom.

Yeah. And I didn't want to be on a floor up high because he likes to climb

things. And this is easy to climb.

Yeah. It's definitely the right place for you.

Yeah. Because, you know, he's a boy. He doesn't care.

He's like, let go of me, and he'll, like, jump off things. And I'm like, no,

no.

Danger.

Yeah, it's great.

I'm at the park, and he, like, I'm like, ah!

Were you a daredevil? I have no idea.

You don't remember?

You never got told stories?

I know I was always afraid of clowns.

I'm so scared of clowns. They're terrifying.

They are because most of them are like alcoholics or evil or like childless. I

mean, I hate to say it, but... Oh, clowns are evil.

A lot of them are evil.

I hate clowns. I hate clowns too.

They're terrible.

It's a big pair of clowns.

Who was telling me that they were going to... It was somebody on set. They were

like, one day we're just going to all be dressed up as clowns. I was like, I

will run, I will pee myself, and it won't be pretty, and I will not come

I had to do a scene, and they told me all the way to set, they're like, oh,

girl's going to be getting in your clown makeup suit. I'm like, what?

Then you're joking, right? I'm like, I will not do a scene with a clown.

I got there.

And they were like, okay, cool, we're going to do the first part, and then

going to get into clown makeup. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, you don't

understand. I will not.

I'm afraid of clowns. So it was like a clown porn?

No, it was actually a really cool thing.

The girl was in an insane asylum, and so I was having sex with her, and I think

I was like a figment of her imagination, and then during the sex, it was like

cut into the clown stuff, and it was all crazy.

But when we shot it, because I could not, I was like, I cannot be in the same

room with her if she's a clown.

We did all the clown positions off for her.

And she was facing away from me.

So it was like doggy. And I would leave the room and come back in with my eyes

closed and get in position.

But it was horrible.

Clowns are scary.

We're scared of clowns and bugs and stuff.

Yeah.

I've been smoking way too much. Have you?

Yeah, because of the disgusting, horrible habit.

I don't need that habit. I don't want to get rid of it because it's vile and I

cannot stand it. I hate smelling it on me. I hate everything about it.

You actually smell it because a lot of smokers don't smell it on themselves. I

smell it and I hate it. You do.

I hate everything about it, but I'm just so incredibly addicted.

I used to smoke.

A little fact about me.

How'd you quit?

Mine was really weird. I would quit one day.

I was trying to quit and trying to quit, and then it just happened without me

trying. But I was also really, like, at the time I was, like, going to the gym a

lot. It was when I was dancing and I had a personal trainer.

And he would, like, get mad at me and yell at me because I would literally

out of the gym and light up a cigarette and he'd come yelling at me and I'd be

like, whatever, fuck you.

And one day he came running out and I was like, yeah, I know, I know, I know.

And he's like, no, you're not smoking. And I was like, holy shit, I'm not.

I quit a bunch.

And one time I quit out of laziness.

I straight up. You like ran out of cigarettes and didn't want to go get

Yeah. And then I just so happened to like, like not pass a liquor store or a

station on the way to work. And then no one on set smoked for like three or four

days. And then on the way home, I didn't feel like stopping.

And then I just like, after like, I think it was like four or five days, I

just like, I might as well quit.

And then I just stopped.

So it wasn't hard for you to quit?

Well, I used to not smoke very much. And I've just been really stressed out

lately because of the,

I don't know, but I'm so stressed out about, like, because of the people's

website shit. They fucking show up with a camera, right?

I'm constantly, like, in fear that people are going to hate me, like,

I'm helping them hang out and talk about cigarettes and violence.

They've been smoking more.

They've been smoking a lot more.

And it's really gross. I really hate it. I'm going to put this out and not smoke

the rest.

Good idea.

Just because I'm disgusting myself with the conversation.

Okay,

we can go in.

I'm sorry for making you come out.

No, it's all trying to eat. No, I'm kidding.

At least I got to check out your butt. That would be cool.

If it was up to me, you would just be naked constantly.

Aw.

I didn't see him.

If it was up to me, you would just be naked all the time. And then I could

out your butt constantly.

I walk around naked a lot.

Just not when I'm coming over?

I was kind of hoping that you were going to open the door and just be naked.

You know, the funny thing is, usually, I am in, like, at least just panties and

a fourth bra, but...

I just got out to go do errands, so that's why I'm actually wearing clothes.

Fuck this. I'm going back outside.

I'm going to come in and... Do that. Do that. And I'll put on what I normally

wear. Yeah. Give me my normal state of mind. Yeah. Give me, like, two minutes.

I don't know if I'm supposed to knock again.

This is what I normally wear.

That is way cooler. Much better.

I like this version more.

This version, though, gets you fucked on the plate. God damn.

Look.

Left talking, more kissing.

That's cute, right?

Apparently it worked. Yeah, it does.

This is way cooler. Way better, huh?

I like this version a million times more. That's what I usually wear.

Yeah. Got your, you know, sooner than I thought.

I was still wearing clothes.

Yeah, never wear clothes.

Never want you wearing clothes.

That would be... Who likes clothes?

I mean, you know, gotta wear it in public.

Sometimes, I guess, yeah. It's a necessity.

Unless you're the new me that's calling, I guess.

What's inside your pocket?

I have all this crap in your pocket.

I know.

Where are they at?

Gone. There. It's all gone.

Touch you, not all your crap.

I'm actually going to hang up.

Aww.

Oh my god.

Mm -hmm.

That's my shoe top.

Getting into it.

Room.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Please, Dad.

a little dizzy.

It's a little hot.

Where do you want to go?

I just need to turn on the fan or something.

All right. Go turn on the fan.

Take a break. Go turn on the fan. It'll be a fan break.

It's hot in here.

I mean, I lost track of how many times you made me calm.

I like hearing that. It makes me happy.

I just have to sweat it.

Am I an asshole?

Yes,

please, daddy, plant my ass.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck that little ass.

yes yes yes yes yes yes

I don't know what

I'm doing

Thank you.

I'm very good at holding the camera once I start coming.

I don't know how you boys do

this. I do what?

POV.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

make it come a lot love it oh

my god

cold shower.

You could say it's been hot since... God, I don't know. I'm... I, I, yeah.

I'm retarded and my camera doesn't work.

Your camera doesn't work. I don't know. I lost track of the camera a while ago.

I was just like, yeah, I'll do this thing. I'll figure it out.

I don't know.

Water?

Would you like water? Water would be nice.