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Well, don't look at me.

He was supposed to take me out today. We have reservations.

We train every Friday at this time. I don't know why it's a surprise to you.

Because it's our anniversary?

And he told me he was taking me out.

He didn't tell you this?

No. That's why I'm here.

You know, he's been spending so much time at the gym with you, I was

to think something might be going on.

Something might be going on? Yeah, I mean, the guy's still...

a horrendously fat fuck. I don't know what he's doing at the gym. If he's

working out with you, I mean, you look so much different than he does.

I mean, it takes time.

It's been six months.

Yeah.

Is he actually going to the gym with you? Of course.

We're there three times a week.

If he didn't tell you that we were set up, I mean, that's...

That's his fault. But yeah, he's going to come work out with me tonight.

He's not working out with you tonight.

No. No. It's our anniversary and that son of a bitch has been ignoring me for

the longest fucking time.

No. I'm going to get some tonight because he's left me alone going to the

three times a week.

Still looking like a fat fuck.

That's what you're going out in tonight?

Well, it was a surprise. I was taking him to a bi, you know, trans swingers

so we could try something funky and exciting and new because, frankly, the

missionary in the dark is getting boring for me.

Oh, my gosh. I didn't know you guys were like that, and I spent so much time

with him.

I don't know if he's like that, but I wanted to try. I'm like that.

I want all that shit. Just give me all of it.

I was hoping maybe some stockings or something would light a fire under his

because, frankly, he had no interest in me. It's crazy because you look

phenomenal. I don't know why he would ignore you or why he would work out with

me instead of go take you out.

Oh, you seem distracted a lot. I mean, have you ever been to the club? You know

the one I'm talking about on Main Street downtown?

You've been there, haven't you?

No, I have not been there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, gosh. Oh, come on now.

You have, haven't you? You're a little freaky, aren't you?

Gosh, this is so strange.

It's okay. I won't say anything if you don't want him to know.

You know, I mean, he's never said anything about it to me, but I'm sure,

know, he spends enough time with you, he must have.

Oh, boy.

He's just in the shower.

He's usually in there for an hour, maybe hour and a half. I don't know what

Bucky does in there.

Maybe he has a hard time reaching places.

Wow.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

We'll just do this really quick, and then I will take my own happiest to the

club without him, and you two can work out.

Cool, right?

Yeah, yeah, thank you. No, that's fine.

It's okay.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

I swear he won't mind. He hasn't used his dick in, oh, for me in a, oh, it's

been a while.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

And I swore to myself, I said, if we go to a swingers club, somebody will fuck

me.

Everybody there's got a dick.

You're nasty.

Oh, you have no idea.

Oh, wow.

I thought I was in trouble, gee.

No, no, not you.

Oh, no, not you. You're not in trouble. Not at all. You're fucking...

Look at you.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, God. I can eat you.

Worship this.

So tell me.

Tell me, Ricky.

That was your name, right?

That is my name.

Are you into all kinds of sex?

Why don't you ask your husband?

What?

in the back, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I am a bad boy.

I fucking love bad boys.

I am a really bad boy.

Yes. I don't want you to fuck me with a man who'll never be.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, fuck you so good.

Oh, my God, your dick is so deep, baby.

Oh, my husband's kind of dick can never fuck me like this.

Oh, my God.

I don't know if her hands are on my neck.

Yeah.

Oh, you suck me as hard as your back. Can you do it?

Yes.

Oh, God, you beat that pussy up, baby.

Oh, my God, she loves it. Oh, God.

Let me see.

You want a drink?

Yes. Yes?

Yes.

Oh,

God,

that's good. Oh, right there. Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I want you to break it in half, baby.

You're strong enough to do it.

I'll do whatever you want.

Oh, God, I'm autistic.

What's a wick?

Oh, my God. I feel like I'm going to get addicted to this.

It needs to be happy.

Oh, fuck this thing up.

Fuck those titties.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Oh, it's already happening, baby.

Oh, but let's not forget his friends.

I could fit three.

You're my new favorite teacher.

Anything you could teach me how to stretch?

Oh, baby, you're going to break it.

for the butter, baby.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

Oh, God. This is so fucking good.

Oh my God, that's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, finally a man that fucks like a man.

I just squeezed my neck harder.

Oh,

I

come all the way up there.

Oh, that's it.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God.

He's not even home right now.

I'm staying in a dress upstairs.

I've sent him to the grocery store to find an item that he'll never find.

I'll be back in about a half hour.