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Hi. Hey, Clarita. Hey, listen, do me a favor. Get Jason Lang on the phone for

me.

Yeah, I'm still at that convention.

Ugh, I know these office things suck.

All right, thank you.

Mr. Lang?

Hi. Yep, this is Ms. Jensen.

I am in town, but I'm at a convention right now, and I know you were looking

your paycheck today.

So I'm going to text you the address, and you can come pick up your check.

Um, that's not too far from the office.

Okay. Thanks. Bye.

No. No, I need that shipment to arrive by tomorrow.

You know this is critical for the merger. No, absolutely not.

If it's not there, look forward to a lawsuit.

Goodbye. I said goodbye.

Now, what reason... could you have? I need to ship it there tomorrow.

Not, no, not next week. Hold on, I'll be right with you.

No, it's not good enough. The merger is final tomorrow. If the shipment is not

there, look forward to hearing from our lawyer.

That's all I have to say.

That's it.

Goodbye.

Fucking people, you know, it's like they want me to go through this massive

operation.

to have these two companies come together. Here, sit down for a second.

sit, sit, sit. I have your paycheck right here.

I need to talk to you about that performance report.

You know, I don't know what it is. You think because we hooked up in the office

that all of a sudden you can fuck off at work?

It's not happening.

I kind of got into trouble for that little paperwork fuck -up that you did

my boss, which wasn't fun for me, by the way, which is why I'm stuck here doing

this bullshit.

So I have your paycheck, and you're not going to get it until...

You do something for me.

What can I do for you?

Let me think about that.

Can you make magic happen? I don't know. I need that fucking shipment tomorrow.

Well, I've been divorced now for a little while.

And I kind of like having you around as my toy.

My toy.

I'm a busy woman. I don't have time for games or bullshit or love. I don't get

as good about feeling. So I don't care about your feelings.

I want you to fuck me.

And go away.

Yeah, I really need this job.

So, do I get to keep your paycheck? Or do you want your paycheck too? I really

need the check, yeah.

Well, we'll see. We'll see how happy I am when we're done.

So, lose the bag.

Because, frankly, I want very uncomplicated. I want you to show up

you. Fuck me. And go away. Don't want you to text me. Don't want you to call

Don't want you to tell me how fucking...

pretty I am or how much you're thinking about me in your shower. I don't want

any of that shit. I want a fuck toy. That's it.

So lay down.

I'm far too fucking busy to be dealing with emotions and don't care.

Don't want that. Let me look at you.

Well, at least you've been taking care of yourself.

You do have a rather good physique.

Hmm.

Okay.

You know what?

I'm feeling wicked.

I have a lot of pent -up energy, a lot of dissension that I need to express.

No, no, I'm going to look at you.

You, there, this.

This has got to go.

Get rid of this.

Okay, that's about it.

God damn it, what the fuck is wrong with those people? Honestly, we made this

arrangement months ago.

Anyhow, oh, okay, where am I?

Very, very nice.

Oh.

You're definitely fit. You've been going to the gym, huh?

Sweet.

And? Oh.

Okay.

Okay, see, you're spending a paycheck at the designer pants store.

It's just way too much.

I'm so fucking aggravated. I have so much tension.

Yeah, just fucking take it out on me. Some people are just a goddamn secret.

don't they get it?

I say tomorrow, I mean tomorrow.

Then I'm going to get in trouble with my boss, and it's like, shit.

No, tell Clarita to call the law office and have them meet me back at the

building tomorrow.

Okay. All right. Thank you, honey.

Who, me? No, I'm just going to have a quick snack before I head back.

Okay, babe. Thanks. Bye.

Fucking people. I swear to God, they would lose their heads if they weren't

attached.

Oh,

it's so delicious.

God,

I wonder if I stand in that acquisition.

My hair awfully quiet today.

You need to get that paycheck, huh?

Yeah.

What paycheck?

Shit,

that reminds me.

I've got to turn in my payroll.

Nice.

This is nice. You've been holding out on me, huh?

I might pimp you out.

She's lonely too. She needs a little bit of company.

Okay,

get to work.

You've done this before?

Yes, Miss Jensen.

Okay, then use your fingers as well.

Just as those hands are.

Oh,

don't

stop. I've got to take this.

Hey, Sylvia.

No, no, I'm at the gym.

That would be a good shot. Would you come into the bathroom and go get the

or would you put your fist in my pussy?

Go on.

That feels so good.

More fingers.

More, yeah.

Now here's what I want you to do.

See? I feel like I'm constantly invaded by all the bullshit I have to deal with,

including yours.

Now let's get my fingers in there.

in there too come on rock star oh yes no nice and easy i want you to push

push push push oh yeah do it baby come on oh

i

knew i

liked your accent for a reason can you talk with your hands honey

Okay,

I forgot. Never mind. I'll call you back.

Oh, my God. That's amazing.

Oh, fuck. I forgot what I was supposed to tell her.

Oh, yeah.

Okay,

I've had enough of that. I want you to fuck me.

Just fuck me. God.

Oh,

my pussy is so happy.

Yeah, she's ready for that great big Aussie dick of yours.

I hired you, right?

Well, one, because you annoyed me the least out of all the applicants, and

because I could tell by the size of your hand you had a big dick.

Oh, now I'm ready for that thing.

Hold on one sec. I'll be right there.

Room service?

We're going to need some ice up in room 555.

Okay. Thank you so much. About a half hour. Thank you. Okay, bye.

Where that phone is my worst enemy and my best friend. Come on, get over here.

Let's fuck.

I don't have a lot of time.

Fuck that's nice.

Could you be a dear? Hand me my phone.

Oh my god.

Yeah, don't quit fucking, honey. Keep going.

Oh, that's really good.

Alright, now you be quiet. I gotta call the boss.

Hi,

Mr. So -and -so.

Yeah.

Nope, nope, nope, nope, sir. I am running there as we speak.

Oh, yep. Oh, gosh. Oh, hold on a second.

Nope, that was, I was just trying to call a cab. Okay, yeah, I made the

arrangements. I will call you back about the merger tomorrow.

I will see you in the office in about a half hour.

Okay, crap.

Going through a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye.

Okay,

listen, I really do have stuff to do.

Oh my god, this is so good.

I simply just do.

To be nice about this. Oh,

keep

going.

You're going to fall asleep back there, are you?

No, Ms. Jensen.

Oh, then fuck me for fuck's sake.

because you're not done yet.

Oh,

gosh,

I'm thirsty.

Hey, why don't you go get me a glass of water?

Come on, chop chop.

Get me a glass of water.

Oh, hey, Three's Company is coming on.

Thank you so much.

Oh, hey, listen. About 15 minutes. My favorite program's coming on.

Now we need to finish this shit up.

Thank you so much. Oh, that was great.

All right, let's do this. Oh, get in there. Oh,

shit. Dust off the cobwebs.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Fuck me crazy and I'll listen.

I have very low tolerance for bullshit. I want you to leave bruises on my pussy

or get the fuck out.

And I'll use your paycheck to hire a prostitute to do it the right way.

Oh, that's good.

Hey,

my item sold on eBay.

I'm not going to talk to her. Oh, come on.

You

know

what?

You don't get to come today.

Not until after I'm happy.

I want you to stick your fifth up my pussy again because that was fun.

In case you couldn't tell, I have a short attention span.

Oh, you come here.

Oh, come on.

Stick your fist in my pussy.

Oh, I want the walls of my hole to swell up around your dick before you come.

Oh, you're not going to be an asshole, are you? You're going to put lube on

hand, right?

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, that's nice.

Fucking fantastic.

You know, when we're done, I don't want you to wash your hands. I want you to

shake hands with every person you come across and act like some sort of over

-happy loon with my pussy juice on it.

I'm not getting in there, baby. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

She likes that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, hey.

Okay. My package has been delivered.

Nice. Looks like I won't have to sue the company after all.

Princess you know I've been with half the office already you're the last one

actually oh Is your whole hand in there oh shit do you play piano

I have shit to do.

Go ahead.

It's all you.

Hey.

How you doing, Dad?

No, I'll be right there. Oh, I just got off the treadmill.

Oh, you'll not believe the shit that I went through today.

Yeah, I'll be there to pick you up at the airport later.

Okay.

Okay, love you too. Bye.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, come on, come on, come on. I have shit to do. Let's do this.

I'm not that busy.

Okay. All right. Cool.

I'll see you in a minute. Bye.

All right. Come on. There's somebody on the way up. You're going to finish this

up. Come on.

You have an awkward moment, do you?

Oh, good boy.

What's that you have in your hand?

What is that?

My paycheck.

I'm going to get my paycheck now.

Do me a favor.

Put that over there.

I want to make sure that this is signed properly.

You know what? Come to think of it, I'll sign this after...

I see you get cleaned up. But first, why don't you suck all that out of there?

You have to come out of there because I have a date in a few minutes. He's on

his way up here.

So you've got to clean my pussy out.

Come on, stick your tongue in there like a straw and suck it out.

I don't want anything left in there.

He eats pussy like a champ.

Come on, you've got to clean it all up.

Don't forget to get down on the asshole too.

That's right, she's got to be sparkling clean.

You know what? Let me see what you got going on down there.

Oh, come on.

Come on. You missed a spot. You got to get that in there. He's a nice guy. I

really like him. You got to get my pussy all clean, right?

In fact, I think... Oh, that's just fine. Here.

Here. Come on. You're good.

Here. There's your paycheck.

Go on. Go on. Get dressed. Come on. He's coming.

You get what you give, buddy.

Hello?

Is this 1 -800 -DIAL -A -DICK?

Yeah, it's Miss Jensen again.

No, it's just been that kind of a day. Hey, listen, I need a black stud, a

stud, and a white one. I'm going all out today.

Send me all three.

And make sure they're hung like crazy, too.

A little bit nuts is good. Yeah, I like nuts.

All right. Thank you.

Just put it on night count.

No, it's good. I have a merger going through tomorrow.

Thanks so much.

Have them be over here in about 10 minutes.

Okay, bye.