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Good to see you. Hi.

Come on in. Oh, my goodness.

Come on in.

Come on. I have, um... What? I just have some news. I have some news I want to

share. Okay, okay, okay. I can't wait.

Put your shit down and get over here.

I'm telling you my news. My news, my news.

What?

I'm at the salon, and I met this chick, and she's gorgeous, and...

She gave me her number. Oh, my God. She did?

Oh, my God. That's crazy.

Yay. So, we have a date.

When? I think it's Saturday.

It's Saturday.

So, like, tomorrow.

Oh, my God. How exciting.

So, I am, like, trying to figure out how to make the best impression.

Whether I use, like, a strap -on.

Or a dildo. So you guys got to help me figure out.

Oh, that's a tough one. Yes, I know.

No, strap on.

I don't know. I think dildo.

No, no, no.

Strap on. Come on.

She's younger. You guys are not. Or more our age. Not the same age, so.

You two are not helping. It just depends on the toy, though. It really does.

Some strap -ons are awesome.

Dildo toys, dildo toys.

We've got to figure this out then.

This one's new.

That's nice. Where'd you get that one?

Strap -on. I don't know. I still like the dildo. No.

All right. Strap -on. Here.

We'll do this.

because you're the one picking. Let's get right in. Come on. Can I pick?

No. The only way to decide is if we try them all.

Okay, I'm good for that. Okay.

Yeah, okay. Then we can decide, right?

That sounds fine with me. Take your choice, right? Start off and then we're

going to all swap again.

Hey, I'm up for that.

What are girlfriends for?

I knew you guys could help me. So, we have a dildo. We have a dildo.

Cog strap on.

You got the big one, though.

I know, I know.

Surprise isn't everything.

That's true.

Do you think she would?

I don't know if she's like this or not.

I don't know if she might.

I put it underneath there.

Oh.

Do you mean to lose it up?

Watch it a little.

You know, I have to introduce the lube, too, whether she'd like that or not. I'm

warming you up.

I know my

preference for all of them.

You know, my hand just happened to find a little booty down here.

We're helping, we're helping, we're helping.

She might carry a very large bag for tomorrow.

I should be prepared. I'll just enjoy myself.

I'm just enjoying. I'm way enjoying.

I think I still need your help.

We got a nice big booty back over here. I know.

I know.

Buckle me up.

I'm going to buckle you up.

Oh, we do.

We need the worst. Where's the dildo? We need the bigger one. You and your

bigger one.

I'm going to start out with this one.

You want to start out with this one? Yeah, because I've got dibs on that big

one. Oh, yeah.

Alright,

that's good enough.

Have you fucked a soy yet?

after a couple minutes.

100 dildos.

100 dildos. There you go.

last time we were together.

I'll fit in my bag tomorrow night.

So we'll hide in the closet.

Yeah.

Yeah, there we go.

Oh, yeah.

She likes that one. I like this one.

I think she will.

But thank you, girl.