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Our beautiful city, filled with beautiful people.

Now that over 99% of the population have become A Better You,

it is time we celebrate.

We’ve sent tickets to over 400 lucky winners

to attend our Dance Extravaganza, both real and better.

It is important to spend time with people who are special to us.

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Got mine this morning!

You, me, tomorrow night?

Yes!

Hi, Douglas.

It's nice to see a friendly face.

Well, see you around.

You, me, tomorrow night.

Would you like to come to the dance with me?

Olga?

Yeah?

See you Monday.

Oh, yeah, see you Monday.

A date!

A date!

Good evening.

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Hello, Douglas, I’m A Better You.

Here it is…

the three crucial parts to a date.

The introduction, the dance, the goodbye.

We have three hours to get ready.

We better get started!

Let’s get you dressed first.

So I can see everything you’re doing from here?

And override my actions if necessary.

Okay.

Charm, 100%.

Hey there, handsome.

Charm, 50%.

-Oh, you’ve got something in your eye. -What?

Never mind, it's just that natural sparkle.

Okay, good.

Dance…

20%?

Dance, 100%.

Sixty percent?

Romance…

70%.

I had a really nice time tonight.

Me too.

Okay!

Yeah, that’s nice.

I should be leaving soon if I’m to be there by seven.

Oh yeah.

I think you’re all set.

-I just have one question. -Yes?

-What does she look like? -Oh, of course.

There.

Why haven’t you dated her before now?

Well…

I didn’t have you, so…

No human is perfect.

I should be going.

Douglas?

Douglas?

Douglas? Douglas!

Douglas? Charge. Charge.

Please. Please.

Come on…

Douglas?

Douglas?

Dance, 50%.

Charm, 100%. Douglas?

Please.

I’m sorry for keeping you waiting.

It's okay.