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Our beautiful city,
filled with beautiful people.
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Now that over 99% of the population
have become A Better You,
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it is time we celebrate.
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We’ve sent tickets
to over 400 lucky winners
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to attend our Dance Extravaganza,
both real and better.
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It is important to spend time
with people who are special to us.
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Our latest model boasts
a new and discreet start-up button
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that allows your Better You
to integrate easier than ever before.
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Got mine this morning!
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You, me, tomorrow night?
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Yes!
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Hi, Douglas.
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It's nice to see a friendly face.
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Well, see you around.
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You, me, tomorrow night.
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Would you like to come
to the dance with me?
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Olga?
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Yeah?
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See you Monday.
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Oh, yeah, see you Monday.
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A date!
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A date!
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Good evening.
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99% of the population
have become A Better You.
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Our customizable clones can help
you become anything you desire.
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A Better You was designed to make
our lives easier, happier, and better.
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Achieve 100% success with 0% effort
by calling the number below.
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It is time to become the person
you’ve always wanted to be.
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Just fully charge upon delivery
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and open the door
to endless possibilities.
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I am Alexander Veloso,
but you know that already,
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and thank you for becoming A Better You.
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Achieve 100% success with 0% effort!
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Hello, Douglas, I’m A Better You.
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Here it is…
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the three crucial parts to a date.
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The introduction, the dance, the goodbye.
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We have three hours to get ready.
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We better get started!
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Let’s get you dressed first.
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So I can see everything
you’re doing from here?
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And override my actions if necessary.
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Okay.
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Charm, 100%.
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Hey there, handsome.
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Charm, 50%.
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-Oh, you’ve got something in your eye.
-What?
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Never mind,
it's just that natural sparkle.
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Okay, good.
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Dance…
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20%?
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Dance, 100%.
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Sixty percent?
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Romance…
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70%.
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I had a really nice time tonight.
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Me too.
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Okay!
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Yeah, that’s nice.
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I should be leaving soon
if I’m to be there by seven.
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Oh yeah.
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I think you’re all set.
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-I just have one question.
-Yes?
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-What does she look like?
-Oh, of course.
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There.
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Why haven’t you dated her before now?
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Well…
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I didn’t have you, so…
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No human is perfect.
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I should be going.
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Douglas?
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Douglas?
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Douglas? Douglas!
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Douglas? Charge. Charge.
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Please. Please.
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Come on…
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Douglas?
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Douglas?
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Dance, 50%.
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Charm, 100%. Douglas?
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Please.
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I’m sorry for keeping you waiting.
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It's okay.
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