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Ready?

Go. Okay, so they breed like?

Puppies. No, no, no. They eat carrots all the time.

Rabbit.

Yes. Okay, stretching.

Flexing. No, no, no.

No, like a routine that people do. They do it all the time.

Downward dog?

Yoga.

Yes, yes. Awesome. Okay, first thing in the morning, you have bad breath.

Mouthwash. No, but you use it the same way.

To clean.

With a paste.

Toothbrush. Toothbrush. Awesome.

Okay. Australia.

Kangaroo. Stop. No more.

You two are absolutely trouncing us. Right.

It's incredible you're not actually related.

Okay. Okay, guys. Look, I think it's time to switch up teams.

We've got to split up this dynamic duo.

Right, Maxine?

All right.

Let's think.

I've got an idea.

How about daughter, dad, and mother, son?

Okay. You good with pairing with your good old stepdad?

Sure, Dad. I can as well.

And Jane, that means you're with your stepmom. Got it.

All right, let's try this again.

Okay. We're going to get you one of these times.

You good?

Dart. Okay, so a dessert.

Cake. No, no, no. You put like sprinkles on it.

It's cold.

Cupcake. No, no.

Rocky Road.

Ice cream. Okay, awesome.

Like a brass instrument in a band.

A trumpet.

No, it's close. It's bigger, but it's... No, let's pass. Let's take a different

one. Girls use it on their eyes.

Here. Yeah.

Okay, so when you're in the shower, you wash your hair with it. Shampoo. Yes.

Awesome. Time.

Almost.

Wow.

I gotta say, I love my family.

I mean, God, we just moved in a few months ago. We just got married.

It's like we've been together our whole lives.

Smart guy. I mean, look at you.

I'm so lucky you're my stepson.

My stepdaughter.

Oh, thank you. I'm glad you noticed me.

Stepmom and I make a great team, huh?

We sure do.

Yeah, we all make a great team.

You know what?

I bet you two do even better than we did. Let's play again.

Okay. I'm going to go.

Yeah.

You guys ready? Yeah. All right. Three, two, one, go. Okay, okay. So it's

something that you type with.

Computer? Vintage, vintage.

Vintage, old computer.

No, no, no, no, no.

Ching, ching, ching. The sound it makes. Typewriter. Yes, yes. Okay.

Achoo. Bless you. No, no, no.

What am I doing?

What am I?

What am I... Same thing. Yes. Yes.

Okay. It's where old things are.

They keep it in a... In the basement.

No. No, no.

Famous old thing.

Museum. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah. That totally counts.

Right? Yeah.

God. It's so much fun to switch up these teams, isn't it?

Yeah. Yeah.

You guys did really good.

God, I loved it.

We should play this more often. We get better at it every week.

Maybe like two or three times a week.

Every day.

I'm so into it.

You're so much fun.

On that note, I'm pooped. I'm going to call it an early night.

I kind of have to do the same. I've got a lot of homework to get to.

I think I'm going to head to bed.

Have a good night, Raph.

My, my, Jonathan.

These 20 -somethings just putting themselves to bed, aren't we lucky?

Yeah, we're so lucky.

Hey, don't pair me up with them. I have better things to do than all this. Oh,

you're nice to your stepbrother.

Who could I even?

Dad.

I have to come.

Hey, honey.

I was... Got your call earlier. I was in a meeting. Is everything okay? I'm a

little concerned.

I'm okay.

Look, Jonathan, I know that you've only been my stepdad for a little while, but

I feel like I have to be honest to you.

Of course.

Today, I, um... I

was checking in on Mom, and I walked in.

And I saw Mom and Shane.

Having sex.

Oh.

I see.

I'm so sorry.

Well, I guess it's out in the open now.

Wait. What?

Well, I already knew.

What do you mean you knew?

You knew what they were doing?

Well, this was all a part of...

You know, the dynamic of this relationship.

I mean, you're Maxine's daughter, stepdaughter from a different

and here's my son from a different relationship. And, you know, usually

things are complicated.

And we just thought this would be a unique opportunity.

What kind of opportunity?

You know, for us as a family to get closer.

What are you saying, Dad?

Well, what I'm saying is that, you know, I think that what

your stepbrother and your stepmother is doing is fine. I actually encourage it.

Okay,

I... I don't understand.

She's your wife.

And Shane is your stepson.

And you're okay with this? How could you be okay with this? Well, I mean, look,

it's not like this is a completely selfless act.

You know, I realize that if Shane and Maxine were going to be closer with each

other, that in exchange I could be closer to you.

Look, I mean, I mean, it's not all selfless, but I am a generous man.

I'm a generous lover, and I'm probably going to be the best you've ever had.

I mean, look, I'm handsome and experienced.

You know?

Dad, you can't be serious. You are my stepdad, for God's sake.

Yes, I know I'm your stepdad, but, I mean, look how close.

Your stepmother and stepbrother are.

Don't you want to give us a chance?

Family is really important to me. Yeah, but family is...

Don't you care about us being a family?

This is the arrangement our family is having.

I know, it's just... This is really... This is really all too soon.

No, I understand.

No, look, I get it, okay?

No. That's why your stepbrother didn't want to tell you too soon, okay? He

wanted to bring you in here a long time ago.

We just wanted to protect your innocence for a little bit longer, okay?

Your stepbrother was going to bring you in a lot sooner, but... He just knew

that you needed a little more time.

We just want the best for you.

The best?

Yes, the best for you, the best for everyone.

You know, look, we just wanted the family to get a lot closer within the

dynamic that we have.

And, you know, your stepmother and stepbrother, they're just

getting a lot closer. Don't you want to give us a chance to as well?

We could all be so close.

Mom and Jane do look a lot closer together.

Are you going to be okay?

As long as we stand together, as a family, we'll always be okay.

You like when Daddy touches you?

Do you want to touch Daddy?

I mean... I, um... Maybe...

Hey, everybody.

Family meeting.

Oh, I don't know about this.

Oh, no, no. Okay, honey. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.

So... Our beautiful stepdaughter is in on everything now.

She knows what's going on.

What happened?

I thought she wasn't ready.

Well, earlier today she walked in on you guys doing some naughty things. And she

thought, so... Her daddy had to explain everything to her.

Now she knows.

Guess we weren't being careful enough.

Well, now, honey, do you want us to be a fulfilled

family and we can do all this together?

Is that something you're going to be okay with?

I mean, if it's for the family, then yes.

I'm so proud of you.

Want to show her how to do it, honey?

It's okay, sweetie.

You're welcome.

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

Why don't you kiss each other?

Come here, sweetie.

This is really good for you. Sorry.

It's okay. Take your time.

Go ahead, honey.

It's all yours.

That's what families are for.

I'm so proud of you, honey.

You're doing so good.

Like this?

Yeah, it's good.

Get a little wet, too.

You can use your mouth?

Yeah, you can use your mouth.

Right here, right here. There you go.

Get a little more room on this knee.

Oh yeah.

How are you doing?

Isn't she good sweetie?

No, she's so good.

We're so proud of her.

Yeah, it's just like that.

it together.

Let's see that beautiful body.

Watch mom.

She's doing it.

Thank you.

That is great.

I feel so good.

I feel so good.

I love my dad's cock.

You like Bob Maradona's cock?

Yeah,

kiss each other.

Such a happy family.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Will you take it? Oh, yes.

Amen.

Thank you.

Take that call, honey. You're taking it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You're going out of your way.

Oh my fucking god.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

We all help each other.

You're going to come for your brother?

You're going to come for your brother? Come for your brother.

Oh, yeah.

Holy shit. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Mommy, that is so good.

Do you like how your mommy paid?

Do you want your brother to talk to you?

Tell us how good he is.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God. Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Just like that, honey.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, keep licking the tips. Just like that. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Just like that. Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Get it in your mouth.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Get that fucking... Get that whole cock wet for me. Get that

whole cock for me. Mm -hmm.

Get it all wet for me. Just like that. Oh, yeah. It tastes so good. Oh, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Yes. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, it's so good.

Yeah, use your hands to do that.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Stroke that cum out of that cup. Just like that. Mm -hmm. Yes.

Mm -hmm. Keep choking it. Grab it hard.

Mm -hmm.

Get a nice grip on it. Start choking.

Choke it in your mouth, honey.

Just like that.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Just like that. Just like that.

Oh, yes. Take that cum.

Yes.

Don't stop, baby. Don't stop.

Grab it hard.

Grab it hard.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, here it comes. Open that mouth.

Open that mouth. Keep jerking. Keep jerking.

Oh, don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

that's so good.

Yes. Yes, just like that. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Just like that,

just like that.

It's the end.

That's a good girl.

Love my family.