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Hello, big brother.

Hey, you know he hates it when you call him that.

I know, he must be so ashamed to be a part of our family.

I wonder why that would be too good for us, I guess.

Yeah, the filthy little engineer just... twirling away.

I wonder if he ever has any fun.

I bet he thinks spreadsheets are fun.

It's not nice to make fun of people's hobbies, Mary.

I'm just teasing.

I mean, all I'm saying is that he probably thinks that big calculators and

rates are fun.

You should be proud to have such a smart, hard -working stepbrother.

Do you remember at our parents' wedding when Mike brought homework to do?

Hey, come on. He had an exam, remember?

Does that really matter? It's still weird.

Come on, that's still not nice.

I'm not being mean.

I'm just sharing my opinion.

I think we're all just making assumptions.

I mean, it must be super weird to move in with us when we're already...

So close.

You think so?

Yeah, I mean, what, he's been here a couple months.

You're right.

Maybe we should help him have some fun.

We're just messing with you. You know that, right?

I don't mean to be mean.

It's just how I show affection.

Isn't that right, Alice?

That's right. I mean, at least that's what she says most of the time.

How about we play hide -and -seek?

What are we, 12? No, we're all adults here.

But you love hide -and -seek.

Yeah, I do, but I doubt our genius little brother would like to play hide

-seek. True.

We should play sardines.

I love sardines!

It's like the best of both worlds.

Yeah. Do you know how to play sardines?

Good thing he has us to teach him all the important things in life.

You know how to play hide -and -seek, right?

Okay. Great. Well, sardines is like hide -and -seek, but like backwards.

So everybody counts, and one person hides.

And then we all go searching for them. And when you find them, you stick to

like a sardine, like this.

And we used to play it at summer camp with like 100 kids. It's hilarious.

Three is a bit strange, you're right.

But it is a really good way to get to know people.

Ooh, Mike should hide first.

Duh.

Well, do you think you can handle that?

Okay, so you go hide, and we'll start counting down, and then we're gonna come

find you.

Right there.

Ten, nine... Mary, that's ridiculous.

Give him a chance.

Okay, fine.

It is...

our hometown game and he's just a newbie okay fine all right

50 49

Four.

I know you're in here, Mike.

Did you find something that you like?

I know you're in here.

What are you doing? Get in.

God, if you're hiding outside, I'm gonna kill you.

Alex!

I told you to stop stealing my clothes!

Ugh, I can't believe it. I literally can't believe it.

You were having fun, aren't you?

You know, you're kind of a

square.

You're a cute square, though.

You see there let me lock that door

Maybe I can't get used to having you around even if you are a square.

No.

Come on, guys.

I'll worry about her later.

Let me get a little more comfortable for you.

Let's see how square you really are.

Don't you want to be the best stepbrother ever?

Have the most fun since I found you first.

What do you think?

Oh, you're so jumpy. I love it.

I can get used to having you here.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

I never thought myself to feel this good.

It goes so deep in my little tape, you see.

I can't wait.

It just wasn't cool that you guys excluded me. It was supposed to be like

sibling bonding thing.

Right?

So... And I know I shouldn't have gotten mad and screamed,

and I probably shouldn't have slammed the door either, but you don't get it.

It's... Alice is always stealing my stuff.

I guess it just bothered me, too, that you guys were hanging out without me.

And... I know it was just a game, but I'm sensitive, I guess.

Hey, guys.

Hey. Let's go and watch the concert.

What? No, I thought we were going to play another round of sardines.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's, like, $50 on it.

Well, that sucks.

We'll play later.

Yeah, but Mike really wanted to play, so... I mean, you guys can. You said you

wanted some one -on -one time with him.

Don't make it weird.

There's nothing weird about wanting to get to know your new stepbrother better.

I guess.

Just... Don't make her mad, Mike.

Oh, my...

Hey, Alice!

I'm so embarrassed.

You forgive me for being a freak, though, right?

Okay. I'm gonna go. I'll see you later.

Well, if we can't play sardines... Then what are we gonna do?

We can play dress -up!

But we'd have to go back upstairs to my room or... Or we could get revenge.

Come on, it's going to be fun.