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thank you

thank you

thank you Mike caught her very flabrante and

Mike caught her very flabrante and

Mike caught her very flabrante and extremely delictive

he gives you a reason to get up in the

he gives you a reason to get up in the

he gives you a reason to get up in the morning

morning

morning [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I know a little out of the way place

I know a little out of the way place

I know a little out of the way place called The Crack crab

called The Crack crab

called The Crack crab [Music]

thank you

thank you

thank you Go baby go

Go baby go

Go baby go I heard what he said it doesn't pair of

I heard what he said it doesn't pair of

I heard what he said it doesn't pair of pantyhose the man is a disgrace to the

pantyhose the man is a disgrace to the

pantyhose the man is a disgrace to the profession

profession

profession [Music]

[Music]

[Music] too

too

too a couple of exchange dudes

a couple of exchange dudes

a couple of exchange dudes [Music]

[Music]

[Music] he was 17 if he was a day

you just cannot keep your hands off me

you just cannot keep your hands off me

you just cannot keep your hands off me can you

can you

can you what drop up to my office

just a little

just a little

just a little [Music]

[Music]

[Music] the body is secondary

the body is secondary

the body is secondary [Music]

[Music]

[Music] why don't we work on the forehand today

three at the outside

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[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

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[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

thank you

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[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

Once Upon a bit

Once Upon a bit

Once Upon a bit you slept all alone

you slept all alone

you slept all alone [Music]

then the magic ring came someone really

then the magic ring came someone really

then the magic ring came someone really cared

cared

cared then the wedding ring came and your life

then the wedding ring came and your life

then the wedding ring came and your life was spared

was spared

was spared nothing stays the same

nothing stays the same

nothing stays the same nothing stays the same we live and learn

nothing stays the same we live and learn

nothing stays the same we live and learn and learn as we live but nothing stays

and learn as we live but nothing stays

and learn as we live but nothing stays the same

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] love is burning hot

love is burning hot

love is burning hot when the love begins

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] now the ugly toes

nothing stays the same

nothing stays the same

nothing stays the same message

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] but nothing stays the same

[Music]

thank you

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

nothing stays the same

nothing stays the same

nothing stays the same [Music]

[Music]

[Music] we live and learn and learn as we live

we live and learn and learn as we live

we live and learn and learn as we live but nothing stays the same

but nothing stays the same

but nothing stays the same [Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

foreign

foreign foreign

why don't you ever start on the left

why don't you ever start on the left

why don't you ever start on the left side

why

why

why I don't know

I don't know

I don't know it's just that you always start on the

it's just that you always start on the

it's just that you always start on the right side every morning

right side every morning

right side every morning I thought you might enjoy change I

I thought you might enjoy change I

I thought you might enjoy change I thought we both might well if it'll make

thought we both might well if it'll make

thought we both might well if it'll make you happy huh

you happy huh

you happy huh you've just made my day

you've just made my day

you've just made my day what do you want for breakfast unusual

what do you want for breakfast unusual

what do you want for breakfast unusual why'd I ask

Auto that's food not a toy you're

Auto that's food not a toy you're

Auto that's food not a toy you're supposed to eat it not fly with it it's

supposed to eat it not fly with it it's

supposed to eat it not fly with it it's not lumpy I spent the entire morning D

not lumpy I spent the entire morning D

not lumpy I spent the entire morning D loving it why can't I have sugar

loving it why can't I have sugar

loving it why can't I have sugar munchies like other mommies buy for

munchies like other mommies buy for

munchies like other mommies buy for their kids because that's better for you

their kids because that's better for you

their kids because that's better for you it's fortified what does that mean I

it's fortified what does that mean I

it's fortified what does that mean I don't know but it sounds healthy so eat

don't know but it sounds healthy so eat

don't know but it sounds healthy so eat it

it

it I wanna why don't you want to grow up to

I wanna why don't you want to grow up to

I wanna why don't you want to grow up to be a big strong silent man like your

be a big strong silent man like your

be a big strong silent man like your father I hate this stuff Arnold

Gabby you're not wearing your retainers

Gabby you're not wearing your retainers

Gabby you're not wearing your retainers they hurt the doctor adjusted them two

they hurt the doctor adjusted them two

they hurt the doctor adjusted them two days ago I don't care they hurt okay you

days ago I don't care they hurt okay you

days ago I don't care they hurt okay you want to grow up looking like Bugs Bunny

want to grow up looking like Bugs Bunny

want to grow up looking like Bugs Bunny don't wear them really no get in there

don't wear them really no get in there

don't wear them really no get in there and put them on right now

and put them on right now

and put them on right now boy sometimes I feel like I was adopted

boy sometimes I feel like I was adopted

boy sometimes I feel like I was adopted no dear you're my own flesh and blood

no dear you're my own flesh and blood

no dear you're my own flesh and blood and slightly buck teeth so put them on

and slightly buck teeth so put them on

and slightly buck teeth so put them on cableman

well time to go

well time to go

well time to go sweetheart what's on your agenda today

sweetheart what's on your agenda today

sweetheart what's on your agenda today well first I'm gonna force feed Arnold

well first I'm gonna force feed Arnold

well first I'm gonna force feed Arnold then I'm gonna take him to school then

then I'm gonna take him to school then

then I'm gonna take him to school then I'm going to take Debbie to school

then it's cottage cheese and exercise

then it's cottage cheese and exercise

then it's cottage cheese and exercise time with May then I go shopping and I

time with May then I go shopping and I

time with May then I go shopping and I think your shirt's the laundry then but

think your shirt's the laundry then but

think your shirt's the laundry then but why go on and make you jealous

why go on and make you jealous

why go on and make you jealous I know it's not very exciting but

I know it's not very exciting but

I know it's not very exciting but unfortunately necessary why did you ask

unfortunately necessary why did you ask

unfortunately necessary why did you ask well because I have another fun thing

well because I have another fun thing

well because I have another fun thing for you to do

for you to do

for you to do clean up the garage mow the lawn paint

clean up the garage mow the lawn paint

clean up the garage mow the lawn paint the fence would you get my car washed

the fence would you get my car washed

the fence would you get my car washed I'm gonna be in court all day with that

I'm gonna be in court all day with that

I'm gonna be in court all day with that zyffindor all right I'll do it I'll do

zyffindor all right I'll do it I'll do

zyffindor all right I'll do it I'll do it

it

it thank you sweetheart and uh don't forget

thank you sweetheart and uh don't forget

thank you sweetheart and uh don't forget about my shirts too I know I know no

about my shirts too I know I know no

about my shirts too I know I know no starch

starch

starch well last time you forgot

well last time you forgot

well last time you forgot which you'll never forget will you Jerry

which you'll never forget will you Jerry

which you'll never forget will you Jerry what's the matter with you

what's the matter with you

what's the matter with you I mean you've been testy with me and the

I mean you've been testy with me and the

I mean you've been testy with me and the children all morning long this has been

children all morning long this has been

children all morning long this has been going on for a couple of days now

going on for a couple of days now

going on for a couple of days now now what is it

now what is it

now what is it nothing nothing I'm sorry

okay fine you just take it easy and have

okay fine you just take it easy and have

okay fine you just take it easy and have a good day

a good day

a good day don't forget the no stars Jerry I want

don't forget the no stars Jerry I want

don't forget the no stars Jerry I want to go back to work

to go back to work

to go back to work Julie I thought we already settled that

Julie I thought we already settled that

Julie I thought we already settled that not until the kids are older we didn't

not until the kids are older we didn't

not until the kids are older we didn't tell them well you agreed to it well now

tell them well you agreed to it well now

tell them well you agreed to it well now I don't Jerry this is important

I don't Jerry this is important

I don't Jerry this is important why is it suddenly important suddenly

why is it suddenly important suddenly

why is it suddenly important suddenly I've been thinking about it for six

I've been thinking about it for six

I've been thinking about it for six months

months

months well why

well why

well why I feel wasted

I feel wasted

I feel wasted wasted I want more out of life than

wasted I want more out of life than

wasted I want more out of life than de-lumping cereal

de-lumping cereal

de-lumping cereal Julie you're doing more a lot more the

Julie you're doing more a lot more the

Julie you're doing more a lot more the kids the house

kids the house

kids the house Debbie's ballet class president of

Debbie's ballet class president of

Debbie's ballet class president of Arnold School PTA

Arnold School PTA

Arnold School PTA you know that women's business you know

you know that women's business you know

you know that women's business you know equal rights stuff tennis lessons

equal rights stuff tennis lessons

equal rights stuff tennis lessons you just happen to be one of the most

you just happen to be one of the most

you just happen to be one of the most useful women in America

useful women in America

useful women in America Heaven Help America

Heaven Help America

Heaven Help America no you don't understand Jerry oh yeah

no you don't understand Jerry oh yeah

no you don't understand Jerry oh yeah yeah sure I do I'm perfectly happy doing

yeah sure I do I'm perfectly happy doing

yeah sure I do I'm perfectly happy doing what I do don't get me wrong no I don't

what I do don't get me wrong no I don't

what I do don't get me wrong no I don't it's necessary and that's okay with me

it's necessary and that's okay with me

it's necessary and that's okay with me but even the tennis Jerry which I took

but even the tennis Jerry which I took

but even the tennis Jerry which I took up so we'd have something we could do

up so we'd have something we could do

up so we'd have something we could do together Sundays you spend the hour with

together Sundays you spend the hour with

together Sundays you spend the hour with me and then you spend the rest of the

me and then you spend the rest of the

me and then you spend the rest of the day playing a real game you just stayed

day playing a real game you just stayed

day playing a real game you just stayed down on the ball your knees a little bit

down on the ball your knees a little bit

down on the ball your knees a little bit you get better I'm sorry I'm not Billie

you get better I'm sorry I'm not Billie

you get better I'm sorry I'm not Billie Jean King

Jean King

Jean King as well because if I were well never

as well because if I were well never

as well because if I were well never mind the point is that the judge gets

mind the point is that the judge gets

mind the point is that the judge gets Furious of console is late so we'll talk

Furious of console is late so we'll talk

Furious of console is late so we'll talk about it some other time okay

and remember okay no stars shirts

and remember okay no stars shirts

and remember okay no stars shirts right

Arnold

just two more advice please be a good

just two more advice please be a good

just two more advice please be a good little boy

little boy

little boy [Music]

foreign

hey fella what are you trying to do out

hey fella what are you trying to do out

hey fella what are you trying to do out there kill me sorry the object of the

there kill me sorry the object of the

there kill me sorry the object of the game is to hit the ball past your

game is to hit the ball past your

game is to hit the ball past your opponent not through her I told you I

opponent not through her I told you I

opponent not through her I told you I was sorry Maggie hey Julie

was sorry Maggie hey Julie

was sorry Maggie hey Julie what's the matter

what's the matter

what's the matter first you try to knock my head off now

first you try to knock my head off now

first you try to knock my head off now you're trying to bite it up I'm sorry

you're trying to bite it up I'm sorry

you're trying to bite it up I'm sorry it's just that things have been sort of

it's just that things have been sort of

it's just that things have been sort of well you know oh letting off steam huh

well you know oh letting off steam huh

well you know oh letting off steam huh yeah I guess

yeah I guess

yeah I guess problems at home problem with Jerry

problems at home problem with Jerry

problems at home problem with Jerry oh no it's all right

oh no it's all right

oh no it's all right that's a problem it's just all right

that's a problem it's just all right

that's a problem it's just all right everything's so ordinary so routine so

everything's so ordinary so routine so

everything's so ordinary so routine so just all right

just all right

just all right everything everything

everything everything

everything everything it's all become so casual so without

it's all become so casual so without

it's all become so casual so without urgency not carried away like it used to

urgency not carried away like it used to

urgency not carried away like it used to be for both of us

be for both of us

be for both of us now if we don't do it today then

now if we don't do it today then

now if we don't do it today then tomorrow if we don't do it tomorrow then

tomorrow if we don't do it tomorrow then

tomorrow if we don't do it tomorrow then some other time

some other time

some other time is that life no starch retainers

is that life no starch retainers

is that life no starch retainers de-lumping cereal whatever happened to

de-lumping cereal whatever happened to

de-lumping cereal whatever happened to fun

fun

fun three months at the outside

three months at the outside

three months at the outside tennis I even took up tennis so we'd

tennis I even took up tennis so we'd

tennis I even took up tennis so we'd have something we could do together

have something we could do together

have something we could do together three months at the outside what until

three months at the outside what until

three months at the outside what until you have your first affair

you have your first affair

you have your first affair I'm crazy I can see the signs Julie

I'm crazy I can see the signs Julie

I'm crazy I can see the signs Julie you're out of your mind saw them in

you're out of your mind saw them in

you're out of your mind saw them in Helen Helen I saw them in Marcia Marcia

Helen Helen I saw them in Marcia Marcia

Helen Helen I saw them in Marcia Marcia and even Mark Lily in me

and even Mark Lily in me

and even Mark Lily in me you had an affair had um having will

you had an affair had um having will

you had an affair had um having will have

have

have [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you make it sound like everybody's

you make it sound like everybody's

you make it sound like everybody's having one no some of the women aren't I

having one no some of the women aren't I

having one no some of the women aren't I suppose you for instance yes not yet

suppose you for instance yes not yet

suppose you for instance yes not yet never

never

never [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] who what you with who what would you be

who what you with who what would you be

who what you with who what would you be that shocked if I were to tell you that

that shocked if I were to tell you that

that shocked if I were to tell you that some of the husbands we know have

some of the husbands we know have

some of the husbands we know have affairs

affairs

affairs I guess not okay then why shouldn't

I guess not okay then why shouldn't

I guess not okay then why shouldn't wives be equally entitled well

wives be equally entitled well

wives be equally entitled well I think neither should be entitled

I think neither should be entitled

I think neither should be entitled [Music]

[Music]

[Music] but why

but why

but why they're different reasons

they're different reasons

they're different reasons some women because they're trying to

some women because they're trying to

some women because they're trying to prove they're still attractive and

prove they're still attractive and

prove they're still attractive and desirable like with Helen

desirable like with Helen

desirable like with Helen some to get even with their husbands get

some to get even with their husbands get

some to get even with their husbands get even sure what sauce for the goose is

even sure what sauce for the goose is

even sure what sauce for the goose is spice for the gander

spice for the gander

spice for the gander that's Marsha

that's Marsha

that's Marsha you mean Bill is having one his

you mean Bill is having one his

you mean Bill is having one his secretary that mouthy little thing that

secretary that mouthy little thing that

secretary that mouthy little thing that monkey little thing spends more time on

monkey little thing spends more time on

monkey little thing spends more time on her desk than at it oh

her desk than at it oh

her desk than at it oh some because their husbands are the

some because their husbands are the

some because their husbands are the first and only and they don't want to

first and only and they don't want to

first and only and they don't want to die feeling like some sort of freak yeah

die feeling like some sort of freak yeah

die feeling like some sort of freak yeah I can see that part some because it's

I can see that part some because it's

I can see that part some because it's the in thing to do some out of curiosity

the in thing to do some out of curiosity

the in thing to do some out of curiosity some out of boredom

some out of boredom

some out of boredom some of you are part of the expression

some of you are part of the expression

some of you are part of the expression for Pure unadulterated sex well what

for Pure unadulterated sex well what

for Pure unadulterated sex well what about you Maggie for the same reason you

about you Maggie for the same reason you

about you Maggie for the same reason you will

will

will no starch no Rockets Maggie I told you I

no starch no Rockets Maggie I told you I

no starch no Rockets Maggie I told you I could never do it I feel exactly the

could never do it I feel exactly the

could never do it I feel exactly the same way

same way

same way then you meet a man and something clicks

then you meet a man and something clicks

then you meet a man and something clicks and uh

and uh

and uh and you think about what your life is

and you think about what your life is

and you think about what your life is like

like

like and what it could be

and what it could be

and what it could be duh

duh

duh well

well

well certainly makes the days pass quickly

certainly makes the days pass quickly

certainly makes the days pass quickly you don't look any different on the

you don't look any different on the

you don't look any different on the outside no on the inside in what way

outside no on the inside in what way

outside no on the inside in what way well Marvin's not exactly a ball of fire

well Marvin's not exactly a ball of fire

well Marvin's not exactly a ball of fire in the romance Department either

in the romance Department either

in the romance Department either but these days

do you remember the feeling you were

do you remember the feeling you were

do you remember the feeling you were talking about the way it used to be when

talking about the way it used to be when

talking about the way it used to be when you were with him the touching well I'm

you were with him the touching well I'm

you were with him the touching well I'm getting that now from different hymns

getting that now from different hymns

getting that now from different hymns maybe but I'm getting it

maybe but I'm getting it

maybe but I'm getting it and as a matter of fact it's made things

and as a matter of fact it's made things

and as a matter of fact it's made things a little better with Marvin and me I

a little better with Marvin and me I

a little better with Marvin and me I used to feel so deprived and naturally

used to feel so deprived and naturally

used to feel so deprived and naturally it was all his fault

well I can't say it's all Jerry's fault

well I can't say it's all Jerry's fault

well I can't say it's all Jerry's fault I guess I'm not what he used to be to

I guess I'm not what he used to be to

I guess I'm not what he used to be to him either of course not that's the

him either of course not that's the

him either of course not that's the nature of marriage isn't it

nature of marriage isn't it

nature of marriage isn't it but it's much more fun to blame our

but it's much more fun to blame our

but it's much more fun to blame our husbands

husbands

husbands then we resent them

well I'm not deprived anymore so I don't

well I'm not deprived anymore so I don't

well I'm not deprived anymore so I don't resent him anymore

resent him anymore

resent him anymore not as much anyway

I'm nicer to him these days some days I

I'm nicer to him these days some days I

I'm nicer to him these days some days I even like him

does he know bite your tongue of course

does he know bite your tongue of course

does he know bite your tongue of course not don't you feel guilty well I did it

not don't you feel guilty well I did it

not don't you feel guilty well I did it first but after a while it seems sort of

first but after a while it seems sort of

first but after a while it seems sort of normal

normal

normal I'll tell you something though it was

I'll tell you something though it was

I'll tell you something though it was more fun when it was guilty

so yeah you could bring yourself to do

so yeah you could bring yourself to do

so yeah you could bring yourself to do it

well two months three at the outside

well two months three at the outside

well two months three at the outside listen I'm not telling you this to

listen I'm not telling you this to

listen I'm not telling you this to encourage you to have an affair I

encourage you to have an affair I

encourage you to have an affair I wouldn't do that I'm just warning you

wouldn't do that I'm just warning you

wouldn't do that I'm just warning you that I think you're about ready for it

that I think you're about ready for it

that I think you're about ready for it to happen couldn't do that to Jerry

to happen couldn't do that to Jerry

to happen couldn't do that to Jerry maybe I complain about him a lot but

maybe I complain about him a lot but

maybe I complain about him a lot but that doesn't mean I don't love him I do

that doesn't mean I don't love him I do

that doesn't mean I don't love him I do a very lot a lot I love Marvin too

a very lot a lot I love Marvin too

a very lot a lot I love Marvin too maybe not a very lot

maybe not a very lot

maybe not a very lot maybe not very often

maybe not very often

maybe not very often not enough in any case to give up on

not enough in any case to give up on

not enough in any case to give up on touching well maybe that's the

touching well maybe that's the

touching well maybe that's the difference then touchings is not that

difference then touchings is not that

difference then touchings is not that important to me I could never let

important to me I could never let

important to me I could never let another man never two months three at

another man never two months three at

another man never two months three at the outside never one month do it the

the outside never one month do it the

the outside never one month do it the outside never

thank you

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

thank you you're welcome remember no

thank you you're welcome remember no

thank you you're welcome remember no start don't start

start don't start

start don't start don't start bye

don't start bye

don't start bye what with his uh four divorces four

what with his uh four divorces four

what with his uh four divorces four alimonies four child support payments

alimonies four child support payments

alimonies four child support payments not to mention is four other legal fees

not to mention is four other legal fees

not to mention is four other legal fees our ever-loving Mr ziffendorf's finances

our ever-loving Mr ziffendorf's finances

our ever-loving Mr ziffendorf's finances are in a bit of a mess yes thank

are in a bit of a mess yes thank

are in a bit of a mess yes thank goodness for the institution and

goodness for the institution and

goodness for the institution and volatile nature of marriage it makes it

volatile nature of marriage it makes it

volatile nature of marriage it makes it possible for accountants like me to live

possible for accountants like me to live

possible for accountants like me to live in a style that keeps our wives docile

in a style that keeps our wives docile

in a style that keeps our wives docile and if you tell Maggie I said that I

and if you tell Maggie I said that I

and if you tell Maggie I said that I will of course deny it one man's

will of course deny it one man's

will of course deny it one man's disasters are another man's godsends huh

disasters are another man's godsends huh

disasters are another man's godsends huh I couldn't put it better myself Daryl

I couldn't put it better myself Daryl

I couldn't put it better myself Daryl actually give it a little time I

actually give it a little time I

actually give it a little time I probably could

listen you're uh

listen you're uh

listen you're uh a man of the world Marvin I hate that

a man of the world Marvin I hate that

a man of the world Marvin I hate that name you know that

name you know that

name you know that my parents had any class they would have

my parents had any class they would have

my parents had any class they would have come up with something more suitable

come up with something more suitable

come up with something more suitable like Cyril or Medford OR Cecil Kevin

like Cyril or Medford OR Cecil Kevin

like Cyril or Medford OR Cecil Kevin knows where they got Marvin Marvin would

knows where they got Marvin Marvin would

knows where they got Marvin Marvin would be sick I don't even like it when people

be sick I don't even like it when people

be sick I don't even like it when people call me Marv hello

call me Marv hello

call me Marv hello of course

Mr B Miss app

yes I would say I'm a man of the world

yes I would say I'm a man of the world

yes I would say I'm a man of the world okay how do you explain a man like

okay how do you explain a man like

okay how do you explain a man like ziffendorf or any man for that matter

ziffendorf or any man for that matter

ziffendorf or any man for that matter who's been married four times and each

who's been married four times and each

who's been married four times and each time three months after the marriage he

time three months after the marriage he

time three months after the marriage he gets caught with another lady and

gets caught with another lady and

gets caught with another lady and overriding ambition coupled with an

overriding ambition coupled with an

overriding ambition coupled with an underwriting intelligence no no

underwriting intelligence no no

underwriting intelligence no no seriously Marvin not sorry Cecil or

seriously Marvin not sorry Cecil or

seriously Marvin not sorry Cecil or Cecil

Cecil

Cecil I am being serious I'll make yourself

I am being serious I'll make yourself

I am being serious I'll make yourself comfortable Gerald I'm about to give you

comfortable Gerald I'm about to give you

comfortable Gerald I'm about to give you an authoritative lecture on the nature

an authoritative lecture on the nature

an authoritative lecture on the nature and customs of the male of the species

and customs of the male of the species

and customs of the male of the species okay let her rip the male needs

okay let her rip the male needs

okay let her rip the male needs victories he meets the female Woos and

victories he meets the female Woos and

victories he meets the female Woos and Windsor that's a victory

Windsor that's a victory

Windsor that's a victory having won her however consorting with

having won her however consorting with

having won her however consorting with her is no longer a victory that is now

her is no longer a victory that is now

her is no longer a victory that is now his right and getting what is one's

his right and getting what is one's

his right and getting what is one's right is not a win it's a draw

right is not a win it's a draw

right is not a win it's a draw Ergo the drive for another

Ergo the drive for another

Ergo the drive for another as you so quaintly put it lady but in

as you so quaintly put it lady but in

as you so quaintly put it lady but in technical terms another prospective

technical terms another prospective

technical terms another prospective victory

victory

victory no I I

no I I

no I I it's too simple all basic truths are

it's too simple all basic truths are

it's too simple all basic truths are simple but not in that situation

Gerald how long have you been married uh

Gerald how long have you been married uh

Gerald how long have you been married uh nine and a half years

nine and a half years

nine and a half years and you've never felt the need for any

and you've never felt the need for any

and you've never felt the need for any uh victories oh no

uh victories oh no

uh victories oh no well I'd say you're at least four and a

well I'd say you're at least four and a

well I'd say you're at least four and a half years overdoom oh no huh

half years overdoom oh no huh

half years overdoom oh no huh you know I would never think of that in

you know I would never think of that in

you know I would never think of that in uh in terms of a victory I just wouldn't

uh in terms of a victory I just wouldn't

uh in terms of a victory I just wouldn't do it there has to be some other kind of

do it there has to be some other kind of

do it there has to be some other kind of a reason maybe something is wrong at uh

a reason maybe something is wrong at uh

a reason maybe something is wrong at uh well I don't know maybe there is a

well I don't know maybe there is a

well I don't know maybe there is a element of victory

now come in

now come in

now come in sorry to interrupt you Mr B but Mr

sorry to interrupt you Mr B but Mr

sorry to interrupt you Mr B but Mr Hargrove said it was urgent we had your

Hargrove said it was urgent we had your

Hargrove said it was urgent we had your signature on these oh yes

yes now I don't believe you've met Mr

yes now I don't believe you've met Mr

yes now I don't believe you've met Mr Walker Miss age no pleased to meet you

Walker Miss age no pleased to meet you

Walker Miss age no pleased to meet you yes how do you do Miss age

that would make an interesting little

that would make an interesting little

that would make an interesting little Victory wouldn't it hmm

Victory wouldn't it hmm

Victory wouldn't it hmm oh no no don't don't be ridiculous huh

oh no no don't don't be ridiculous huh

oh no no don't don't be ridiculous huh listen what are we going to do about

listen what are we going to do about

listen what are we going to do about that Seven Dwarf thing

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Jerry

this is some other time is it

this is some other time is it

this is some other time is it um

um

um what we talked about this morning you

what we talked about this morning you

what we talked about this morning you said we could talk about it some other

said we could talk about it some other

said we could talk about it some other time all right

well this is some other time so let's

well this is some other time so let's

well this is some other time so let's talk about it some other time

talk about it some other time

talk about it some other time each other time some other time

the trouble it's always some other time

the trouble it's always some other time

the trouble it's always some other time some other time what you really mean is

some other time what you really mean is

some other time what you really mean is never mm-hmm yeah

Jerry

Jerry

Jerry darling

darling

darling [Music]

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

[Music]

[Music] right side left side

right side left side

right side left side Center no not today okay

darling

darling

darling I love you you know that

I love you you know that

I love you you know that that's nice I really do

don't you start anything you're not

don't you start anything you're not

don't you start anything you're not prepared to finish

prepared

a gentleman never lets a lady

Jump by herself

oh damn what's wrong

oh damn what's wrong

oh damn what's wrong I got that breakfast meeting was

I got that breakfast meeting was

I got that breakfast meeting was ifendorf

ifendorf

ifendorf some gentlemen would rather champ with a

some gentlemen would rather champ with a

some gentlemen would rather champ with a lady than breakfast with a zivendorf you

lady than breakfast with a zivendorf you

lady than breakfast with a zivendorf you know where you find those John online at

know where you find those John online at

know where you find those John online at the unemployment office yeah but small

if we find a nice little hotel we might

if we find a nice little hotel we might

if we find a nice little hotel we might get lucky lucky'll be if I'm not late

get lucky lucky'll be if I'm not late

get lucky lucky'll be if I'm not late for that meeting

for that meeting

for that meeting Jerry please it's too late Julie I

Jerry please it's too late Julie I

Jerry please it's too late Julie I belong to I really would

belong to I really would

belong to I really would but I'm afraid I hear the call of

but I'm afraid I hear the call of

but I'm afraid I hear the call of zyffindor we'll do it some other time

zyffindor we'll do it some other time

zyffindor we'll do it some other time right

right

right how am I supposed to get dressed with

how am I supposed to get dressed with

how am I supposed to get dressed with you hanging all over me I'm just being

you hanging all over me I'm just being

you hanging all over me I'm just being loving

loving

loving I just wish you'd be loving somewhere

I just wish you'd be loving somewhere

I just wish you'd be loving somewhere else okay

encouraging me

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yes we do have listings for part-time

yes we do have listings for part-time

yes we do have listings for part-time work now how many hours could you be

work now how many hours could you be

work now how many hours could you be available

available

available Debbie has to be at the bus Debbie's my

Debbie has to be at the bus Debbie's my

Debbie has to be at the bus Debbie's my daughter at nine and Arnold has to be

daughter at nine and Arnold has to be

daughter at nine and Arnold has to be Arnold's my son school by 9 30. I could

Arnold's my son school by 9 30. I could

Arnold's my son school by 9 30. I could start at 10

start at 10

start at 10 of course I have to pick them up

of course I have to pick them up

of course I have to pick them up 10 to 2 in the afternoon 10 to 2 in the

10 to 2 in the afternoon 10 to 2 in the

10 to 2 in the afternoon 10 to 2 in the afternoon

afternoon

afternoon oh caution Marsha

oh caution Marsha

oh caution Marsha peeping Julie she's usually the first

peeping Julie she's usually the first

peeping Julie she's usually the first one here well I have a hunt she didn't

one here well I have a hunt she didn't

one here well I have a hunt she didn't sleep too well last night Marsha why

sleep too well last night Marsha why

sleep too well last night Marsha why what happened life liberty and the

what happened life liberty and the

what happened life liberty and the pursuit of happiness have finally caught

pursuit of happiness have finally caught

pursuit of happiness have finally caught up to Julie and what does that mean in

up to Julie and what does that mean in

up to Julie and what does that mean in English

English

English I think she's about to join the club

I think she's about to join the club

I think she's about to join the club Julie Julie

Julie Julie

Julie Julie two months

two months

two months three at the outside Julie oh there goes

three at the outside Julie oh there goes

three at the outside Julie oh there goes the last of the Mohicans

the last of the Mohicans

the last of the Mohicans you sure this is gonna happen Maggie

you sure this is gonna happen Maggie

you sure this is gonna happen Maggie does a fish like water you know I'm

does a fish like water you know I'm

does a fish like water you know I'm sorry to hear it I know what you mean

sorry to hear it I know what you mean

sorry to hear it I know what you mean Marsha it's like finding out there ain't

Marsha it's like finding out there ain't

Marsha it's like finding out there ain't no Santa Claus yeah

no Santa Claus yeah

no Santa Claus yeah I remember my first time really I didn't

I remember my first time really I didn't

I remember my first time really I didn't know you had such a good memory oh meow

know you had such a good memory oh meow

know you had such a good memory oh meow anyway I thought the world was going to

anyway I thought the world was going to

anyway I thought the world was going to come to an end

come to an end

come to an end instead it began really no not really

instead it began really no not really

instead it began really no not really but it certainly gives you a reason to

but it certainly gives you a reason to

but it certainly gives you a reason to get up in the morning how did you feel

get up in the morning how did you feel

get up in the morning how did you feel after your first time

after your first time

after your first time sleepy

sleepy

sleepy do you think it's the fault of the men

do you think it's the fault of the men

do you think it's the fault of the men were married to it is with me

were married to it is with me

were married to it is with me I mean I was true blue Bertha

I mean I was true blue Bertha

I mean I was true blue Bertha until I found out about Bill

until I found out about Bill

until I found out about Bill and I told them

and I told them

and I told them if you do

if you do

if you do I will

I will

I will he did and I did

he did and I did

he did and I did and today we're too happily married

and today we're too happily married

and today we're too happily married strangers busy too

strangers busy too

strangers busy too [Music]

[Music]

[Music] well I don't know about me

well I don't know about me

well I don't know about me sometimes I think maybe if Harry were a

sometimes I think maybe if Harry were a

sometimes I think maybe if Harry were a little different

little different

little different you'd find another reason

you'd find another reason

you'd find another reason you're probably right anyway that's what

you're probably right anyway that's what

you're probably right anyway that's what my analyst says he says I'm looking for

my analyst says he says I'm looking for

my analyst says he says I'm looking for the Fountain of Youth and I think that

the Fountain of Youth and I think that

the Fountain of Youth and I think that I'll find it in men but I won't because

I'll find it in men but I won't because

I'll find it in men but I won't because it doesn't exist and he's right maybe

it doesn't exist and he's right maybe

it doesn't exist and he's right maybe but look at the fun I'm having not

but look at the fun I'm having not

but look at the fun I'm having not finding it

finding it

finding it are you yeah sure I am

Arnold has half days on Tuesdays and

Arnold has half days on Tuesdays and

Arnold has half days on Tuesdays and somebody has to pick him up at 12 30. oh

somebody has to pick him up at 12 30. oh

somebody has to pick him up at 12 30. oh well uh Tuesdays would be 10 to 12. and

well uh Tuesdays would be 10 to 12. and

well uh Tuesdays would be 10 to 12. and Fridays what about Fridays

Fridays what about Fridays

Fridays what about Fridays Debbie has to go to the orthodontist in

Debbie has to go to the orthodontist in

Debbie has to go to the orthodontist in the morning

the morning

the morning that was the only time he could take her

that was the only time he could take her

that was the only time he could take her 9 45. I could start at um

9 45. I could start at um

9 45. I could start at um 11. well now that's Mondays 10 to 2.

11. well now that's Mondays 10 to 2.

11. well now that's Mondays 10 to 2. Tuesdays 10 to 12 Wednesday and

Tuesdays 10 to 12 Wednesday and

Tuesdays 10 to 12 Wednesday and Thursdays 10 to 2. Fridays 11 to 2. uh

Thursdays 10 to 2. Fridays 11 to 2. uh

Thursdays 10 to 2. Fridays 11 to 2. uh not quite a lady comes to the house on

not quite a lady comes to the house on

not quite a lady comes to the house on Fridays to do the heavy cleaning at one

Fridays to do the heavy cleaning at one

Fridays to do the heavy cleaning at one somebody has to pick her up

somebody has to pick her up

somebody has to pick her up well uh

well uh

well uh I could stay till 12 15.

12 20.

what about Wednesdays what about

what about Wednesdays what about

what about Wednesdays what about Wednesdays

Wednesdays

Wednesdays is he on Wednesdays

why don't you come back when Debbie and

why don't you come back when Debbie and

why don't you come back when Debbie and Arnold are in college

foreign

foreign

foreign what makes you so sure Julie's ready to

what makes you so sure Julie's ready to

what makes you so sure Julie's ready to go down the yellow brick road

go down the yellow brick road

go down the yellow brick road no Rockets huh with Jerry

no Rockets huh with Jerry

no Rockets huh with Jerry oh she still expects rockets at home

oh she still expects rockets at home

oh she still expects rockets at home I'd settle for a simple sparkler

I'd settle for a simple sparkler

I'd settle for a simple sparkler you know what I don't understand

you know what I don't understand

you know what I don't understand here we are

here we are

here we are three married women complaining about

three married women complaining about

three married women complaining about her husbands and our marriages

her husbands and our marriages

her husbands and our marriages and still we stay married

and still we stay married

and still we stay married why

why

why you want to go out there and compete

you want to go out there and compete

you want to go out there and compete with the 19 year old tootsies oh now I

with the 19 year old tootsies oh now I

with the 19 year old tootsies oh now I understand

understand

understand no I think there's more to it than that

no I think there's more to it than that

no I think there's more to it than that I know there is with me

I know there is with me

I know there is with me in spite of my Brief Encounters

in spite of my Brief Encounters

in spite of my Brief Encounters deep down

deep down

deep down sometimes very deep down I care for

sometimes very deep down I care for

sometimes very deep down I care for Marvin

Marvin

Marvin I mean maybe it's not the same kind of

I mean maybe it's not the same kind of

I mean maybe it's not the same kind of caring as at the beginning but I do care

caring as at the beginning but I do care

caring as at the beginning but I do care and I

think

think

think he cares for me too deep down

he cares for me too deep down

he cares for me too deep down very deep down

I can't give it up

so I want

to spice things up every now and then

to spice things up every now and then

to spice things up every now and then spice I want to get the coffee

they're really there really are a lot of

they're really there really are a lot of

they're really there really are a lot of 19 year old tootsies out there

World dear Marsha is full of them

World dear Marsha is full of them

World dear Marsha is full of them and there's more coming every day

and there's more coming every day

and there's more coming every day get that one

get that one

get that one all right

all right

all right okay

hello

hello

hello oh Julie where

oh Julie where

oh Julie where oh yeah okay I'll tell the others listen

oh yeah okay I'll tell the others listen

oh yeah okay I'll tell the others listen how about lunch

how about lunch

how about lunch yeah we haven't had a good talk in a

yeah we haven't had a good talk in a

yeah we haven't had a good talk in a long time

long time

long time say one o'clock

say one o'clock

say one o'clock okay great I'll meet you there bye

okay great I'll meet you there bye

okay great I'll meet you there bye Julie she said she's not going to be

Julie she said she's not going to be

Julie she said she's not going to be able to make it this morning

able to make it this morning

able to make it this morning it's got something she has to do you

it's got something she has to do you

it's got something she has to do you meeting her for lunch

meeting her for lunch

meeting her for lunch yeah

yeah

yeah I figure she can use a few pointers from

I figure she can use a few pointers from

I figure she can use a few pointers from an expert

an expert

an expert and I'm the one to take it to her

and I'm the one to take it to her

and I'm the one to take it to her let's face it you guys

let's face it you guys

let's face it you guys we'd all give our eye teas to have a

we'd all give our eye teas to have a

we'd all give our eye teas to have a good healthy loving relationship

good healthy loving relationship

good healthy loving relationship with our husbands

kill Joy

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thank you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you coming to lunch oh yes

you coming to lunch oh yes

you coming to lunch oh yes [Music]

[Music]

[Music] sorry I'm late Helen but I made an

sorry I'm late Helen but I made an

sorry I'm late Helen but I made an unexpected stop what for to get

unexpected stop what for to get

unexpected stop what for to get depressed well you look like it worked

depressed well you look like it worked

depressed well you look like it worked come on you can cry over my shoulder at

come on you can cry over my shoulder at

come on you can cry over my shoulder at lunch

looks awfully crowded maybe we better go

looks awfully crowded maybe we better go

looks awfully crowded maybe we better go somewhere else what's the rush you don't

somewhere else what's the rush you don't

somewhere else what's the rush you don't have a job to get back to

have a job to get back to

have a job to get back to not until Debbie and Arnold are in

not until Debbie and Arnold are in

not until Debbie and Arnold are in college anyway huh nothing hi hi

two yes please this way please

two yes please this way please

two yes please this way please [Music]

[Music]

[Music] come on

thank you what's wrong

thank you what's wrong

thank you what's wrong I said Maggie what's wrong about what

I said Maggie what's wrong about what

I said Maggie what's wrong about what you

you

you gave you two months at the outside she

gave you two months at the outside she

gave you two months at the outside she told me I make it two weeks what

you mean because

you mean because

you mean because I do glance it that means nothing

I do glance it that means nothing

I do glance it that means nothing someone put something in your head and

someone put something in your head and

someone put something in your head and no I was just glancing but I couldn't

no I was just glancing but I couldn't

no I was just glancing but I couldn't ever

well

well

well the best teacher is experience they say

the best teacher is experience they say

the best teacher is experience they say [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] Helen doing

Helen doing

Helen doing what's the difference two weeks from now

what's the difference two weeks from now

what's the difference two weeks from now or now

or now

or now [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] oh gosh

[Music]

welcome to Fantasy Island hi girls why

welcome to Fantasy Island hi girls why

welcome to Fantasy Island hi girls why did we join you no we can't let two

did we join you no we can't let two

did we join you no we can't let two lovely little ladies like this sit all

lovely little ladies like this sit all

lovely little ladies like this sit all by themselves I said Dad

by themselves I said Dad

by themselves I said Dad we're gonna give these lovely ladies any

we're gonna give these lovely ladies any

we're gonna give these lovely ladies any little thing their little hearts desire

little thing their little hearts desire

little thing their little hearts desire yes sir oh a Margaret

yes sir oh a Margaret

yes sir oh a Margaret with nothing and the same for her

with nothing and the same for her

with nothing and the same for her for her double on the Rocks

for her double on the Rocks

for her double on the Rocks I made small Classy Chassis

I made small Classy Chassis

I made small Classy Chassis undergarments Inc Dubuque Marty Gibbs

undergarments Inc Dubuque Marty Gibbs

undergarments Inc Dubuque Marty Gibbs like the drink my lady pantyhose Cedar

like the drink my lady pantyhose Cedar

like the drink my lady pantyhose Cedar Rapids

Rapids

Rapids Betsy Ross London

Betsy Ross London

Betsy Ross London Marie Antoinette Paris a couple of

Marie Antoinette Paris a couple of

Marie Antoinette Paris a couple of exchange students oh now I wouldn't say

exchange students oh now I wouldn't say

exchange students oh now I wouldn't say that well you've come a long way haven't

that well you've come a long way haven't

that well you've come a long way haven't you honey yes a very long way I for one

you honey yes a very long way I for one

you honey yes a very long way I for one I'm certainly glad you made the trip yes

I'm certainly glad you made the trip yes

I'm certainly glad you made the trip yes what's this little sign it's all crooked

what's this little sign it's all crooked

what's this little sign it's all crooked oh yes oh you see this I got that in the

oh yes oh you see this I got that in the

oh yes oh you see this I got that in the big war what four yeah conspicuous

big war what four yeah conspicuous

big war what four yeah conspicuous precaution Undercover

precaution Undercover

precaution Undercover hey you're a shy one I like shy Ones

hey you're a shy one I like shy Ones

hey you're a shy one I like shy Ones Still Waters Run Deep they say right

Still Waters Run Deep they say right

Still Waters Run Deep they say right [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'm not deep I'm married well who isn't

I'm not deep I'm married well who isn't

I'm not deep I'm married well who isn't your husband's a lucky man to have a

your husband's a lucky man to have a

your husband's a lucky man to have a cute little girl like you but there's no

cute little girl like you but there's no

cute little girl like you but there's no reason for him to be selfish right

reason for him to be selfish right

reason for him to be selfish right oh I guess what are you drinking I don't

oh I guess what are you drinking I don't

oh I guess what are you drinking I don't just have a little scotch on the vodka

just have a little scotch on the vodka

just have a little scotch on the vodka yeah

yeah

yeah could you excuse me I have to go to the

could you excuse me I have to go to the

could you excuse me I have to go to the ladies

ladies

ladies right

right

right right sure I understand we're going to

right sure I understand we're going to

right sure I understand we're going to make a little uh side trip here any uh

make a little uh side trip here any uh

make a little uh side trip here any uh no thank you I don't need it not for you

no thank you I don't need it not for you

no thank you I don't need it not for you it's for the attendant hey you're worth

it's for the attendant hey you're worth

it's for the attendant hey you're worth a lot more and believe me I got it thank

a lot more and believe me I got it thank

a lot more and believe me I got it thank you very much over here hey hey wait hey

you very much over here hey hey wait hey

you very much over here hey hey wait hey hey wait it's that way honey hey wait

hey wait it's that way honey hey wait

hey wait it's that way honey hey wait Marie whatever come here hey wait a

Marie whatever come here hey wait a

Marie whatever come here hey wait a minute come here wait a minute

minute come here wait a minute

minute come here wait a minute hey hey Marie thank you he's a Queenie

hey hey Marie thank you he's a Queenie

hey hey Marie thank you he's a Queenie hey honey wait look if I said something

hey honey wait look if I said something

hey honey wait look if I said something about your husband that bugged you I'm

about your husband that bugged you I'm

about your husband that bugged you I'm sorry Hey listen why don't we go back

sorry Hey listen why don't we go back

sorry Hey listen why don't we go back and have a few more drinks we can

and have a few more drinks we can

and have a few more drinks we can straight was it the money I offered you

straight was it the money I offered you

straight was it the money I offered you honey I'm sorry

honey I'm sorry

honey I'm sorry hey I got about a dozen pair of

hey I got about a dozen pair of

hey I got about a dozen pair of pantyhose up in my room that look just

pantyhose up in my room that look just

pantyhose up in my room that look just great on you why don't we hey come here

great on you why don't we hey come here

great on you why don't we hey come here Queenie hey

oh hi hi honey you look like about a

oh hi hi honey you look like about a

oh hi hi honey you look like about a medium would you like to talk about some

medium would you like to talk about some

medium would you like to talk about some free pantyhose I I heard what he said a

free pantyhose I I heard what he said a

free pantyhose I I heard what he said a dozen pair of pantyhose the man is a

dozen pair of pantyhose the man is a

dozen pair of pantyhose the man is a disgrace of the profession

disgrace of the profession

disgrace of the profession how about two dozen pair

how about two dozen pair

how about two dozen pair two dozen pair Shear guaranteed not to

two dozen pair Shear guaranteed not to

two dozen pair Shear guaranteed not to run pantyhose huh

okay

okay

okay three dozen pair of sheer guaranteed not

three dozen pair of sheer guaranteed not

three dozen pair of sheer guaranteed not to run pantyhose huh

to run pantyhose huh

to run pantyhose huh three he doesn't bear

three he doesn't bear

three he doesn't bear dinner we can drink dinner

how about dinner first and four dozen

how about dinner first and four dozen

how about dinner first and four dozen honey

honey

honey [Music]

you just cannot keep your hands off me

you just cannot keep your hands off me

you just cannot keep your hands off me can you

can you

can you this is five dozen and that's my last

this is five dozen and that's my last

this is five dozen and that's my last offer

offer

offer [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

I just think I could have ended up with

I just think I could have ended up with

I just think I could have ended up with a lifetime supply of pantyhose I'll give

a lifetime supply of pantyhose I'll give

a lifetime supply of pantyhose I'll give you one guess who probably did

you one guess who probably did

you one guess who probably did it was disgusting being groped by a

it was disgusting being groped by a

it was disgusting being groped by a total stranger those men didn't care

total stranger those men didn't care

total stranger those men didn't care about who you are or what you are all

about who you are or what you are all

about who you are or what you are all they cared about was if you had the

they cared about was if you had the

they cared about was if you had the necessary equipment I know I've seen

necessary equipment I know I've seen

necessary equipment I know I've seen them in action

them in action

them in action 10 30 class and don't forget to practice

10 30 class and don't forget to practice

10 30 class and don't forget to practice be sure appreciate you sure okay

okay

actually I'm glad it happened at least I

actually I'm glad it happened at least I

actually I'm glad it happened at least I know for sure now this affair business

know for sure now this affair business

know for sure now this affair business is settled for me it's out no way

is settled for me it's out no way

is settled for me it's out no way I just don't see how you can do it but I

I just don't see how you can do it but I

I just don't see how you can do it but I don't not like that Helen yes the more

don't not like that Helen yes the more

don't not like that Helen yes the more men the Lovelier she thinks she is

men the Lovelier she thinks she is

men the Lovelier she thinks she is that's not for me me I know I'm lovely

that's not for me me I know I'm lovely

that's not for me me I know I'm lovely no for me the party of the second part

no for me the party of the second part

no for me the party of the second part has to be someone

has to be someone

has to be someone who clicks clicks you know someone who

who clicks clicks you know someone who

who clicks clicks you know someone who makes me feel the way we'd all like to

makes me feel the way we'd all like to

makes me feel the way we'd all like to feel again the pulse jumps the heart

feel again the pulse jumps the heart

feel again the pulse jumps the heart beats faster you feel light-headed

beats faster you feel light-headed

beats faster you feel light-headed floating

thank you

floating

good okay let's go racing to the car

good okay let's go racing to the car

good okay let's go racing to the car okay

okay

okay anyway the point I'm making is it

anyway the point I'm making is it

anyway the point I'm making is it doesn't have to be Helen's way it can be

doesn't have to be Helen's way it can be

doesn't have to be Helen's way it can be quite nice yeah I guess still I don't

quite nice yeah I guess still I don't

quite nice yeah I guess still I don't think I could never

think I could never

think I could never foreign

[Music]

just because a person looks at another

just because a person looks at another

just because a person looks at another person doesn't mean that person

person doesn't mean that person

person doesn't mean that person [Music]

[Music]

[Music] let's go

let's go

let's go [Music]

[Music]

[Music] mommy mommy did

that thing all right all right what is

that thing all right all right what is

that thing all right all right what is it Debbie you cut yourself no she was

it Debbie you cut yourself no she was

it Debbie you cut yourself no she was putting on your nail polish and it's

putting on your nail polish and it's

putting on your nail polish and it's spilled and it's red all over yours and

spilled and it's red all over yours and

spilled and it's red all over yours and Daddy's bathroom and boy is she gonna

Daddy's bathroom and boy is she gonna

Daddy's bathroom and boy is she gonna get it when you see it double our

get it when you see it double our

get it when you see it double our fingers

fingers

fingers you're not allowed to do anything when

you're not allowed to do anything when

you're not allowed to do anything when you're a little kid I wish I was 100

you're a little kid I wish I was 100

you're a little kid I wish I was 100 years old I sure can't wait till I'm

years old I sure can't wait till I'm

years old I sure can't wait till I'm grown up don't rush it baby

grown up don't rush it baby

grown up don't rush it baby it's not all fun and games up here

it's not all fun and games up here

it's not all fun and games up here upstairs and wash up okay

upstairs and wash up okay

upstairs and wash up okay and she gives you can get it no she

and she gives you can get it no she

and she gives you can get it no she ain't gonna get it

big on you

big on you

big on you wanna help okay come on I just got a

wanna help okay come on I just got a

wanna help okay come on I just got a little bit on there just a tiny bit

little bit on there just a tiny bit

little bit on there just a tiny bit now rub it in real real hard right there

now rub it in real real hard right there

now rub it in real real hard right there and now we'll hear from Mrs Walker

and now we'll hear from Mrs Walker

and now we'll hear from Mrs Walker mother of little Arnold

mother of little Arnold

mother of little Arnold Mrs Walker is the chairperson of the

Mrs Walker is the chairperson of the

Mrs Walker is the chairperson of the Committee Against violence in television

Committee Against violence in television

Committee Against violence in television Mrs Walker

Mrs Walker

Mrs Walker [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] thank you Mrs Garcia

thank you Mrs Garcia

thank you Mrs Garcia at our last meeting we decided that at

at our last meeting we decided that at

at our last meeting we decided that at this meeting

this meeting

this meeting [Music]

[Music]

[Music] we decided

we decided

we decided that it

that it

that it our next meeting we would decided

our next meeting we would decided

our next meeting we would decided and aided the blood bank you me well I

and aided the blood bank you me well I

and aided the blood bank you me well I mean it's very admirable but uh why all

mean it's very admirable but uh why all

mean it's very admirable but uh why all of a sudden I caught myself staring at

of a sudden I caught myself staring at

of a sudden I caught myself staring at men in magazines and on billboards you

men in magazines and on billboards you

men in magazines and on billboards you know those guys with the cigarettes and

know those guys with the cigarettes and

know those guys with the cigarettes and the Beards so I knew that I had to do

the Beards so I knew that I had to do

the Beards so I knew that I had to do something

something

something but what blood bank

but what blood bank

but what blood bank I mean after man's given a pint of his

I mean after man's given a pint of his

I mean after man's given a pint of his blood you've got to write him off for at

blood you've got to write him off for at

blood you've got to write him off for at least a day and a half for old practical

least a day and a half for old practical

least a day and a half for old practical and uh useful purposes no no no no I'm

and uh useful purposes no no no no I'm

and uh useful purposes no no no no I'm doing this to get my mind off men by

doing this to get my mind off men by

doing this to get my mind off men by bleeding them by keeping my mind

bleeding them by keeping my mind

bleeding them by keeping my mind occupied with something else something

occupied with something else something

occupied with something else something worthwhile all this free time I have too

worthwhile all this free time I have too

worthwhile all this free time I have too much time to think so maybe if I keep

much time to think so maybe if I keep

much time to think so maybe if I keep occupied oh I get it you're going on the

occupied oh I get it you're going on the

occupied oh I get it you're going on the premise that the Devil Makes work for

premise that the Devil Makes work for

premise that the Devil Makes work for Idle Hands and uh other parts of the

Idle Hands and uh other parts of the

Idle Hands and uh other parts of the body I guess so you're going to Beat It

body I guess so you're going to Beat It

body I guess so you're going to Beat It by sublimation I guess like cold showers

by sublimation I guess like cold showers

by sublimation I guess like cold showers I guess

I guess

I guess you're whistling in the dark Julie why

you're whistling in the dark Julie why

you're whistling in the dark Julie why do you say that because I've never known

do you say that because I've never known

do you say that because I've never known a cold shower to win out over a warm bed

a cold shower to win out over a warm bed

a cold shower to win out over a warm bed it doesn't have to afraid it does kiddo

it doesn't have to afraid it does kiddo

it doesn't have to afraid it does kiddo once that little seed gets in a woman's

once that little seed gets in a woman's

once that little seed gets in a woman's head there's no way in the world she

head there's no way in the world she

head there's no way in the world she isn't finally going to plant it well I

isn't finally going to plant it well I

isn't finally going to plant it well I don't want a planet and I'm not going to

don't want a planet and I'm not going to

don't want a planet and I'm not going to well for someone who doesn't want to

well for someone who doesn't want to

well for someone who doesn't want to you're certainly going to a lot of

you're certainly going to a lot of

you're certainly going to a lot of trouble to keep from doing what you

trouble to keep from doing what you

trouble to keep from doing what you really don't want to do

really don't want to do

really don't want to do oh I part of me wants to all right

oh I part of me wants to all right

oh I part of me wants to all right but that's beside the point

but that's beside the point

but that's beside the point still doesn't make it right so if

still doesn't make it right so if

still doesn't make it right so if working in the blood bank is going to

working in the blood bank is going to

working in the blood bank is going to help keep me in line okay I'm killing

help keep me in line okay I'm killing

help keep me in line okay I'm killing two birds three birds what's the third

two birds three birds what's the third

two birds three birds what's the third bird probably one of the blood donors

oh Mrs Walker yes would you please keep

oh Mrs Walker yes would you please keep

oh Mrs Walker yes would you please keep an eye on this gentleman for me for a

an eye on this gentleman for me for a

an eye on this gentleman for me for a moment oh sure thanks

another seven or eight minutes

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'm afraid there's nothing more I can do

I'm afraid there's nothing more I can do

I'm afraid there's nothing more I can do for him he seems to have lost the will

for him he seems to have lost the will

for him he seems to have lost the will to live

to live

to live there's so much to live for

there's so much to live for

there's so much to live for [Music]

[Music]

[Music] a hummingbird in flight

Rocky Road ice cream

Rocky Road ice cream

Rocky Road ice cream peanut brittle

peanut brittle

peanut brittle pizza with everything

pizza with everything

pizza with everything [Music]

[Music]

[Music] love the love of a good woman

love the love of a good woman

love the love of a good woman [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I think you're reaching a woman to love

I think you're reaching a woman to love

I think you're reaching a woman to love a woman who loves you

a woman who loves you

a woman who loves you Go baby go

Go baby go

Go baby go one soft woman to hold you in her arms

Florence Nightingale and I speak for the

Florence Nightingale and I speak for the

Florence Nightingale and I speak for the entire medical profession

entire medical profession

entire medical profession would be very proud of you

would be very proud of you

would be very proud of you [Music]

hey lady I got a family excuse me is he

hey lady I got a family excuse me is he

hey lady I got a family excuse me is he finished Mrs Walker no but I am

finished Mrs Walker no but I am

finished Mrs Walker no but I am maybe if I got involved in something

maybe if I got involved in something

maybe if I got involved in something that I mean in this Blood Bank thing the

that I mean in this Blood Bank thing the

that I mean in this Blood Bank thing the nurses did all the work but if I had

nurses did all the work but if I had

nurses did all the work but if I had something more interesting to do say I

something more interesting to do say I

something more interesting to do say I would for my real estate license or

would for my real estate license or

would for my real estate license or interior decorating something like that

interior decorating something like that

interior decorating something like that Julie you are still whistling in the

Julie you are still whistling in the

Julie you are still whistling in the dark when the idea of having a go with

dark when the idea of having a go with

dark when the idea of having a go with another man gets in a woman's head and

another man gets in a woman's head and

another man gets in a woman's head and heaven knows it's in your head neither

heaven knows it's in your head neither

heaven knows it's in your head neither rain nor snow nor dark of night is going

rain nor snow nor dark of night is going

rain nor snow nor dark of night is going to get it out

to get it out

to get it out especially not dark of night you could

especially not dark of night you could

especially not dark of night you could be a brain surgeon and be thinking about

be a brain surgeon and be thinking about

be a brain surgeon and be thinking about it while you're giving someone a frontal

it while you're giving someone a frontal

it while you're giving someone a frontal lobotomy well there must be something

lobotomy well there must be something

lobotomy well there must be something there is having it I guarantee you

there is having it I guarantee you

there is having it I guarantee you you're not gonna have a moment's peace

you're not gonna have a moment's peace

you're not gonna have a moment's peace until you do

until you do

until you do maybe not too much afterwards but more

maybe not too much afterwards but more

maybe not too much afterwards but more than if you don't but when I think about

than if you don't but when I think about

than if you don't but when I think about Jerry how I feel if he ever found it all

Jerry how I feel if he ever found it all

Jerry how I feel if he ever found it all I'm trying to do is to warn you the way

I'm trying to do is to warn you the way

I'm trying to do is to warn you the way you're going letting this build up I'm

you're going letting this build up I'm

you're going letting this build up I'm afraid you're gonna do something crazy

afraid you're gonna do something crazy

afraid you're gonna do something crazy crazy well remember Shirley Morris you

crazy well remember Shirley Morris you

crazy well remember Shirley Morris you mean the one we used to call silicon

mean the one we used to call silicon

mean the one we used to call silicon Shirley right she was going through

Shirley right she was going through

Shirley right she was going through exactly what you're going through

exactly what you're going through

exactly what you're going through wanting it fighting it wanting it afraid

wanting it fighting it wanting it afraid

wanting it fighting it wanting it afraid of it letting it build up by the way she

of it letting it build up by the way she

of it letting it build up by the way she tried the interior decoration thing

tried the interior decoration thing

tried the interior decoration thing ended up having an affair with the

ended up having an affair with the

ended up having an affair with the upholsterer oh

upholsterer oh

upholsterer oh but that was after the divorce before

but that was after the divorce before

but that was after the divorce before that one day she was home with her

that one day she was home with her

that one day she was home with her husband in the back doorbell rang she

husband in the back doorbell rang she

husband in the back doorbell rang she went to answer it after a few minutes

went to answer it after a few minutes

went to answer it after a few minutes bill her husband here's these very

bill her husband here's these very

bill her husband here's these very strange noises coming from the back of

strange noises coming from the back of

strange noises coming from the back of the house so he goes running to see

the house so he goes running to see

the house so he goes running to see what's happening imagine how he felt

what's happening imagine how he felt

what's happening imagine how he felt when he saw Shirley rolling around on

when he saw Shirley rolling around on

when he saw Shirley rolling around on the floor of the delivery porch trying

the floor of the delivery porch trying

the floor of the delivery porch trying to rip the clothes off a 16 year old

to rip the clothes off a 16 year old

to rip the clothes off a 16 year old grocery delivery boy no that's a lie

he was 17 if he was a day

so anyway Debbie's orthodontist are you

so anyway Debbie's orthodontist are you

so anyway Debbie's orthodontist are you [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] listening morning Mrs Walker funny Mr

listening morning Mrs Walker funny Mr

listening morning Mrs Walker funny Mr Walker good morning

[Music]

uh I think so

uh I think so

uh I think so darling

I want you to remember one thing

I love you Cherry

I love you Cherry

I love you Cherry no matter what happens

no matter what happens

no matter what happens that's nice

that's nice

that's nice that's very nice but don't you worry

that's very nice but don't you worry

that's very nice but don't you worry nothing's gonna happen

ah

darling

darling

darling would you hold me for a little while

[Music]

terrific

terrific

terrific [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey

hey

hey hey

[Music]

Once Upon a bed

Once Upon a bed

Once Upon a bed you slept all alone

you slept all alone

you slept all alone wishing you were dead

wishing you were dead

wishing you were dead staring at the floor

then the magic ring came someone really

then the magic ring came someone really

then the magic ring came someone really cared

cared

cared let the wedding ring came and your life

let the wedding ring came and your life

let the wedding ring came and your life was fair

was fair

was fair nothing stays the same nothing stays the

nothing stays the same nothing stays the

nothing stays the same nothing stays the same we live and learn and learn as we

same we live and learn and learn as we

same we live and learn and learn as we live

live

live stays the same

stays the same

stays the same [Music]

love is burning hot

love is burning hot

love is burning hot when the love begins and then it sure is

when the love begins and then it sure is

when the love begins and then it sure is not

not

not all the passion clears

what was

what was

what was [Music]

[Music]

[Music] a load

a load

a load and the handsome night then now the ugly

and the handsome night then now the ugly

and the handsome night then now the ugly toe

toe

toe good

good

good thank you

thank you

thank you nothing stays the same

nothing stays the same

nothing stays the same nothing stays the same we live and learn

nothing stays the same we live and learn

nothing stays the same we live and learn and learn as we live that nothing stays

and learn as we live that nothing stays

and learn as we live that nothing stays the same

okay okay okay

okay okay okay

okay okay okay really what are you doing here it's 7 30

really what are you doing here it's 7 30

really what are you doing here it's 7 30 in the morning if you're gonna have it

in the morning if you're gonna have it

in the morning if you're gonna have it how do you find out who to have it with

how do you find out who to have it with

how do you find out who to have it with come on in

come on in

come on in [Music]

[Music]

[Music] so you finally decided huh

so you finally decided huh

so you finally decided huh what else can I do it's all I think

what else can I do it's all I think

what else can I do it's all I think about you were right I could wind up

about you were right I could wind up

about you were right I could wind up doing something crazy I almost did a

doing something crazy I almost did a

doing something crazy I almost did a couple of times

couple of times

couple of times yeah the only thing is how do you find

yeah the only thing is how do you find

yeah the only thing is how do you find someone to have the affair with and I

someone to have the affair with and I

someone to have the affair with and I don't mean the pantyhose Brigade don't

don't mean the pantyhose Brigade don't

don't mean the pantyhose Brigade don't worry about it they'll find you I don't

worry about it they'll find you I don't

worry about it they'll find you I don't know nobody's found me yet nobody's even

know nobody's found me yet nobody's even

know nobody's found me yet nobody's even tried Ah that's because you weren't

tried Ah that's because you weren't

tried Ah that's because you weren't receptive but now that you are I

receptive but now that you are I

receptive but now that you are I guarantee you they'll find you how will

guarantee you they'll find you how will

guarantee you they'll find you how will they know I mean that I'm receptive

they know I mean that I'm receptive

they know I mean that I'm receptive they'll know they just know I don't know

they'll know they just know I don't know

they'll know they just know I don't know they have an instinct for it an instinct

they have an instinct for it an instinct

they have an instinct for it an instinct did you ever see a bee in a garden full

did you ever see a bee in a garden full

did you ever see a bee in a garden full of flowers go right to the one flower

of flowers go right to the one flower

of flowers go right to the one flower that had what it wanted

will that be is an amateur compared to a

will that be is an amateur compared to a

will that be is an amateur compared to a man in the presence of a receptive woman

man in the presence of a receptive woman

man in the presence of a receptive woman oh I see Maggie who was that knocking on

oh I see Maggie who was that knocking on

oh I see Maggie who was that knocking on the door at this ungodly hour oh Julie

the door at this ungodly hour oh Julie

the door at this ungodly hour oh Julie anything wrong no no Marvin I just

anything wrong no no Marvin I just

anything wrong no no Marvin I just needed to talk to Maggie here oh

needed to talk to Maggie here oh

needed to talk to Maggie here oh Maggie would you please be so kind to go

Maggie would you please be so kind to go

Maggie would you please be so kind to go upstairs and speak to your daughter what

upstairs and speak to your daughter what

upstairs and speak to your daughter what has she done now

has she done now

has she done now absolutely nothing that's the trouble

absolutely nothing that's the trouble

absolutely nothing that's the trouble her room is a disaster that young lady

her room is a disaster that young lady

her room is a disaster that young lady hasn't the slightest notion of order her

hasn't the slightest notion of order her

hasn't the slightest notion of order her room looks like the last scene in The

room looks like the last scene in The

room looks like the last scene in The Poseidon Adventure Marvin she's nine

Poseidon Adventure Marvin she's nine

Poseidon Adventure Marvin she's nine years old I don't see what her age has

years old I don't see what her age has

years old I don't see what her age has to do with it when I was three my room

to do with it when I was three my room

to do with it when I was three my room was spotless

was spotless

was spotless it's never too soon to learn the habit

it's never too soon to learn the habit

it's never too soon to learn the habit of neatness it affects everything we do

of neatness it affects everything we do

of neatness it affects everything we do in life everything I see a sloppy worker

in life everything I see a sloppy worker

in life everything I see a sloppy worker I know precisely what he was like as a

I know precisely what he was like as a

I know precisely what he was like as a child you know what he was like as a

child you know what he was like as a

child you know what he was like as a child sloppy

child sloppy

child sloppy okay okay I'm going

okay okay I'm going

okay okay I'm going what's an accountant always an

what's an accountant always an

what's an accountant always an accountant you want a cup of coffee

accountant you want a cup of coffee

accountant you want a cup of coffee Marvin yes please

Marvin yes please

Marvin yes please sorry about being here so early but

sorry about being here so early but

sorry about being here so early but something was really bothering me on it

something was really bothering me on it

something was really bothering me on it just didn't

Market

you're looking exceedingly beautiful

you're looking exceedingly beautiful

you're looking exceedingly beautiful today too

today too

today too exceedingly beautiful

exceedingly beautiful

exceedingly beautiful Thank You Marvin

Thank You Marvin

Thank You Marvin perhaps uh you and I could have

perhaps uh you and I could have

perhaps uh you and I could have lunch sometime together

lunch sometime together

lunch sometime together very soon

[Music]

thank you

foreign

[Music]

how about Saturday we could all go to

how about Saturday we could all go to

how about Saturday we could all go to the beach just you and me and Maggie and

the beach just you and me and Maggie and

the beach just you and me and Maggie and Jerry and the kids

oh

oh

oh yes sir what a good idea that's

yes sir what a good idea that's

yes sir what a good idea that's precisely what I had in mind

precisely what I had in mind

precisely what I had in mind well I better go upstairs and get

well I better go upstairs and get

well I better go upstairs and get dressed it was good to see you again

dressed it was good to see you again

dressed it was good to see you again Julie

Julie

Julie your room was a mess of course

well nothing nothing at all where were

well nothing nothing at all where were

well nothing nothing at all where were we oh yeah how they're gonna find you

we oh yeah how they're gonna find you

we oh yeah how they're gonna find you believe me kiddo they will believe me

believe me kiddo they will believe me

believe me kiddo they will believe me Maggie I believe you

I'm not late I'm a Rob no this is

no why don't uh why don't we work on the

no why don't uh why don't we work on the

no why don't uh why don't we work on the uh

uh

uh forehand today

okay

no no that's uh

no no that's uh

no no that's uh that's not exactly it

it's uh

it's uh

it's uh it's more like this

first you bend your knees

first you bend your knees

first you bend your knees swing

swing

swing your knees

your knees

your knees you smell good Mrs Walker

you smell good Mrs Walker

you smell good Mrs Walker into your knees

into your knees

into your knees swing

swing

swing bend your knees

bend your knees

bend your knees swing

swing

swing doesn't that feel better Mrs Walker

doesn't that feel better Mrs Walker

doesn't that feel better Mrs Walker [Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

sweet Bill Helen I hate to tell you this

sweet Bill Helen I hate to tell you this

sweet Bill Helen I hate to tell you this but you have a run in your pantyhose

but you have a run in your pantyhose

but you have a run in your pantyhose oh darn I must have caught it on

oh darn I must have caught it on

oh darn I must have caught it on something getting out of the car

something getting out of the car

something getting out of the car Julie can you lend me a pair I'll

Julie can you lend me a pair I'll

Julie can you lend me a pair I'll replace them for you sure

replace them for you sure

replace them for you sure brother can she afford to did you know

brother can she afford to did you know

brother can she afford to did you know that one day she came home with enough

that one day she came home with enough

that one day she came home with enough pads to practically start her own

pads to practically start her own

pads to practically start her own business come on Helen all right

yeah anybody interested follow me is it

yeah anybody interested follow me is it

yeah anybody interested follow me is it all finished there's more to life than

all finished there's more to life than

all finished there's more to life than football in the stock market gentlemen

football in the stock market gentlemen

football in the stock market gentlemen oh no there certainly is but you can't

oh no there certainly is but you can't

oh no there certainly is but you can't find it in the nine-year-old girl's

find it in the nine-year-old girl's

find it in the nine-year-old girl's bedroom

okay what can I get you to drink well

okay what can I get you to drink well

okay what can I get you to drink well I'll have a bourbon yeah me too

uh Martin spotted Brandon I'd like to

uh Martin spotted Brandon I'd like to

uh Martin spotted Brandon I'd like to spot more than the spot yeah you're not

spot more than the spot yeah you're not

spot more than the spot yeah you're not playing with kids you know

playing with kids you know

playing with kids you know oh by the way did you hear about your

oh by the way did you hear about your

oh by the way did you hear about your shirts you mean the the silicone bit no

shirts you mean the the silicone bit no

shirts you mean the the silicone bit no I mean the flagrante de lito bit what

I mean the flagrante de lito bit what

I mean the flagrante de lito bit what Mike caught her very flagrante and

Mike caught her very flagrante and

Mike caught her very flagrante and extremely delicto with some muscle-bound

extremely delicto with some muscle-bound

extremely delicto with some muscle-bound tennis pro no

really well I'm not surprised as a

really well I'm not surprised as a

really well I'm not surprised as a matter of fact I saw it coming he treats

matter of fact I saw it coming he treats

matter of fact I saw it coming he treats her like she doesn't exist I think the

her like she doesn't exist I think the

her like she doesn't exist I think the only two words he said to us since they

only two words he said to us since they

only two words he said to us since they were married was I do

were married was I do

were married was I do after which he didn't so the tennis pro

after which he didn't so the tennis pro

after which he didn't so the tennis pro did do you really like ball the game no

did do you really like ball the game no

did do you really like ball the game no the players in attempted Universe yeah

the players in attempted Universe yeah

the players in attempted Universe yeah Wild Horses couldn't drag me out of the

Wild Horses couldn't drag me out of the

Wild Horses couldn't drag me out of the house Monday nights

house Monday nights

house Monday nights Helen likes football oh yeah she's crazy

Helen likes football oh yeah she's crazy

Helen likes football oh yeah she's crazy about it she sits there with her eyes

about it she sits there with her eyes

about it she sits there with her eyes glued to the TV set neither wind nor

glued to the TV set neither wind nor

glued to the TV set neither wind nor sleep nor the call of nature can budget

sleep nor the call of nature can budget

sleep nor the call of nature can budget until half time

until half time

until half time I used to be the same way

I used to be the same way

I used to be the same way until they got those cheerleaders

until they got those cheerleaders

until they got those cheerleaders now that's my favorite part

now that's my favorite part

now that's my favorite part it's funny maybe but with me

it's funny maybe but with me

it's funny maybe but with me secondary

secondary

secondary it's the way a man statue that gets me

it's the way a man statue that gets me

it's the way a man statue that gets me you know that I kind of look that makes

you know that I kind of look that makes

you know that I kind of look that makes you sorry you didn't have that mole

you sorry you didn't have that mole

you sorry you didn't have that mole removed I don't know I can't get turned

removed I don't know I can't get turned

removed I don't know I can't get turned on by kids that young for me they've got

on by kids that young for me they've got

on by kids that young for me they've got to be a lot more sophisticated mature

to be a lot more sophisticated mature

to be a lot more sophisticated mature 23 or 24 at least

23 or 24 at least

23 or 24 at least with me it's a sense of humor show me a

with me it's a sense of humor show me a

with me it's a sense of humor show me a man who can make me laugh and I'll show

man who can make me laugh and I'll show

man who can make me laugh and I'll show you a woman who should be ashamed of

you a woman who should be ashamed of

you a woman who should be ashamed of it but happily

it but happily

it but happily me I like him

I like them all

I like them all

I like them all and if I ever found out that Harry was

and if I ever found out that Harry was

and if I ever found out that Harry was fooling around

fooling around

fooling around I'd act as if I didn't know

I'd act as if I didn't know

I'd act as if I didn't know if Helen ever found out she'd kill

if Helen ever found out she'd kill

if Helen ever found out she'd kill herself

herself

herself oh I'd let Marvin know if I knew might

oh I'd let Marvin know if I knew might

oh I'd let Marvin know if I knew might come in handy if he ever found out about

come in handy if he ever found out about

come in handy if he ever found out about me Maggie

me Maggie

me Maggie oh she'd cry a little I suppose

oh she'd cry a little I suppose

oh she'd cry a little I suppose and then just try harder

and then just try harder

and then just try harder first found out about

first found out about

first found out about I got into the passenger side of the car

I got into the passenger side of the car

I got into the passenger side of the car one day and the seat belt was three

one day and the seat belt was three

one day and the seat belt was three sizes too large

sizes too large

sizes too large two minutes after she found out Marsha

two minutes after she found out Marsha

two minutes after she found out Marsha wouldn't have a lawyer and an accountant

wouldn't have a lawyer and an accountant

wouldn't have a lawyer and an accountant at the house

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] see you next week

thank you bye-bye

so what were you girls talking about huh

so what were you girls talking about huh

so what were you girls talking about huh I don't know the usual recipes food

I don't know the usual recipes food

I don't know the usual recipes food prices kids you know what about you

prices kids you know what about you

prices kids you know what about you fellas all the usual you know football

fellas all the usual you know football

fellas all the usual you know football stock market

no no I don't think so hon I'll see you

no no I don't think so hon I'll see you

no no I don't think so hon I'll see you later bye bye

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thank you

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foreign

foreign [Music]

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oh thank you

oh thank you

oh thank you must get pretty lonely here by yourself

must get pretty lonely here by yourself

must get pretty lonely here by yourself all day

all day

all day no not really there's so much to do the

no not really there's so much to do the

no not really there's so much to do the house the kids shopping a woman's work

house the kids shopping a woman's work

house the kids shopping a woman's work is never done yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

is never done yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

is never done yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sounds pretty dull

somebody's got to pick the cotton

somebody's got to pick the cotton

somebody's got to pick the cotton yeah yeah you know I just had a great

yeah yeah you know I just had a great

yeah yeah you know I just had a great idea once you get the kids off to school

idea once you get the kids off to school

idea once you get the kids off to school why don't you drop up to my office and

why don't you drop up to my office and

why don't you drop up to my office and we could

we could

we could play it by ear from there

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thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

I don't think she'd approve Bill Marsha

I don't think she'd approve Bill Marsha

I don't think she'd approve Bill Marsha well I just won't tell her if you want

well I just won't tell her if you want

well I just won't tell her if you want not Marsha bill

not Marsha bill

not Marsha bill your secretary

your secretary

your secretary what does she got to do with it who told

what does she got to do with it who told

what does she got to do with it who told you no I didn't mean that I mean no

you no I didn't mean that I mean no

you no I didn't mean that I mean no that's a lie that is a big

that's a lie that is a big

that's a lie that is a big thanks a lot for that for the glasses

thanks a lot for that for the glasses

thanks a lot for that for the glasses they all excuse me

they all excuse me

they all excuse me that was that lovely brunch yesterday

that was that lovely brunch yesterday

that was that lovely brunch yesterday thanks a lot great Bloody Marys let's

thanks a lot great Bloody Marys let's

thanks a lot great Bloody Marys let's we'll see you guys later on

we'll see you guys later on

we'll see you guys later on thanks a lot

what are you doing

what are you doing

what are you doing nothing

nothing

nothing Jerry yeah

Jerry yeah

Jerry yeah you notice anything different about me

you notice anything different about me

you notice anything different about me uh no I

uh no I

uh no I know now I know why they say the

know now I know why they say the

know now I know why they say the husband's always the last to know

husband's always the last to know

husband's always the last to know no one nothing

not more sexy

Julie

Julie

Julie if this is your way of letting me know

if this is your way of letting me know

if this is your way of letting me know that I haven't been more

that I haven't been more

that I haven't been more not the reason why

not the reason why

not the reason why sweetheart it said ziffendorf thing

sweetheart it said ziffendorf thing

sweetheart it said ziffendorf thing you know how involved I am with it I

you know how involved I am with it I

you know how involved I am with it I mean the meetings the conferences

mean the meetings the conferences

mean the meetings the conferences that's on my mind all the time I go to

that's on my mind all the time I go to

that's on my mind all the time I go to bed with ziffendorf I wake up with

bed with ziffendorf I wake up with

bed with ziffendorf I wake up with syfendorf I have zyffindor for breakfast

syfendorf I have zyffindor for breakfast

syfendorf I have zyffindor for breakfast lunch and dinner I know darling but

lunch and dinner I know darling but

lunch and dinner I know darling but besides we are not fresh young marrieds

besides we are not fresh young marrieds

besides we are not fresh young marrieds anymore we have a lot of time ahead of

anymore we have a lot of time ahead of

anymore we have a lot of time ahead of us and we've got to think about a lot of

us and we've got to think about a lot of

us and we've got to think about a lot of things right now okay

listen I can understand about Bill

listen I can understand about Bill

listen I can understand about Bill the tennis proof's pretty cute yeah but

the tennis proof's pretty cute yeah but

the tennis proof's pretty cute yeah but he's pretty dull from the neck up but

he's pretty dull from the neck up but

he's pretty dull from the neck up but the rest of him

the rest of him

the rest of him oh

oh

oh must be someone that you'll find

must be someone that you'll find

must be someone that you'll find acceptable

acceptable

acceptable well not so far not somebody

well not so far not somebody

well not so far not somebody when you dream about a guy did you ever

when you dream about a guy did you ever

when you dream about a guy did you ever dream about a total stranger

dream about a total stranger

dream about a total stranger I mean do you see the whole person do

I mean do you see the whole person do

I mean do you see the whole person do you see a face with a nose with eyes do

you see a face with a nose with eyes do

you see a face with a nose with eyes do you you mean someone I never met before

you you mean someone I never met before

you you mean someone I never met before yeah no

yeah no

yeah no I mean if I dream about someone I know I

I mean if I dream about someone I know I

I mean if I dream about someone I know I see them the way they really look

see them the way they really look

see them the way they really look well sometimes I pick them up a little

well sometimes I pick them up a little

well sometimes I pick them up a little like if it's Marvin I give them a little

like if it's Marvin I give them a little

like if it's Marvin I give them a little more hair

more hair

more hair a little less accounting

a little less accounting

a little less accounting but uh I don't remember dreaming about a

but uh I don't remember dreaming about a

but uh I don't remember dreaming about a stranger listen there are enough men I

stranger listen there are enough men I

stranger listen there are enough men I know to keep me busy the eight hours I

know to keep me busy the eight hours I

know to keep me busy the eight hours I sleep why I was just wondering

listen there aren't that many Burt

listen there aren't that many Burt

listen there aren't that many Burt Reynolds out there

Reynolds out there

Reynolds out there already been many Dustin Hoffman's and

already been many Dustin Hoffman's and

already been many Dustin Hoffman's and if you're gonna hold out for one of them

if you're gonna hold out for one of them

if you're gonna hold out for one of them you might as well forget it it's pretty

you might as well forget it it's pretty

you might as well forget it it's pretty hard to get a wheelchair in a motel you

hard to get a wheelchair in a motel you

hard to get a wheelchair in a motel you know I'm not hauling after movie stars

know I'm not hauling after movie stars

know I'm not hauling after movie stars back

back

back but I'm not gonna jump into bed with any

but I'm not gonna jump into bed with any

but I'm not gonna jump into bed with any old time dick or Harry and certainly not

old time dick or Harry and certainly not

old time dick or Harry and certainly not bill but we'd all love to have a knight

bill but we'd all love to have a knight

bill but we'd all love to have a knight in shining armor but sometimes we have

in shining armor but sometimes we have

in shining armor but sometimes we have to settle for a civilian and wash and

to settle for a civilian and wash and

to settle for a civilian and wash and wear yeah I guess what if I join you

wear yeah I guess what if I join you

wear yeah I guess what if I join you it's a little less boring with company I

it's a little less boring with company I

it's a little less boring with company I guess thanks

guess thanks

guess thanks you girls do this regularly this is our

you girls do this regularly this is our

you girls do this regularly this is our first day and my last are you kidding

first day and my last are you kidding

first day and my last are you kidding how did you talk me into this at 7 30 in

how did you talk me into this at 7 30 in

how did you talk me into this at 7 30 in the morning already I could use a good

the morning already I could use a good

the morning already I could use a good night's sleep you'll get to like it

night's sleep you'll get to like it

night's sleep you'll get to like it after a while yeah how long have you

after a while yeah how long have you

after a while yeah how long have you been doing it about a year and a half do

been doing it about a year and a half do

been doing it about a year and a half do you like it no the defense rests

you like it no the defense rests

you like it no the defense rests oh

oh

oh I am now going home

I am now going home

I am now going home and get into a hot tub and if my feet

and get into a hot tub and if my feet

and get into a hot tub and if my feet let me I'm gonna forget this whole thing

let me I'm gonna forget this whole thing

let me I'm gonna forget this whole thing ever happened and why not it's Monday oh

ever happened and why not it's Monday oh

ever happened and why not it's Monday oh the fellas poker night

the fellas poker night

the fellas poker night well

well

well you should have thought of that before

you should have thought of that before

you should have thought of that before you tried to make me healthy I'm afraid

you tried to make me healthy I'm afraid

you tried to make me healthy I'm afraid you're gonna have dinner and a movie by

you're gonna have dinner and a movie by

you're gonna have dinner and a movie by yourself this time kiddo bye

yourself this time kiddo bye

yourself this time kiddo bye nice meeting you yeah

no you don't I beg your pardon

no you don't I beg your pardon

no you don't I beg your pardon get her by yourself what

what no I don't do I

what no I don't do I

what no I don't do I I know a little out of the way place

I know a little out of the way place

I know a little out of the way place called The Crack crab

called The Crack crab

called The Crack crab oh wow what's the matter

oh wow what's the matter

oh wow what's the matter just a little out of the way oh no it's

just a little out of the way oh no it's

just a little out of the way oh no it's a lot out of the way it's the restaurant

a lot out of the way it's the restaurant

a lot out of the way it's the restaurant that's little oh

that's little oh

that's little oh uh 187th Street and Western

uh 187th Street and Western

uh 187th Street and Western [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] 7 30.

horrific see you then

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yeah

yeah

yeah it's

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[Music] okay

okay

okay well Julie what's the matter nothing

well Julie what's the matter nothing

well Julie what's the matter nothing nothing it was very nice oh good where

nothing it was very nice oh good where

nothing it was very nice oh good where are the children uh they're upstairs hey

are the children uh they're upstairs hey

are the children uh they're upstairs hey hurry there what would you like for

hurry there what would you like for

hurry there what would you like for breakfast oh I think I'll just have some

breakfast oh I think I'll just have some

breakfast oh I think I'll just have some juice and coffee let me make you some

juice and coffee let me make you some

juice and coffee let me make you some eggs just

pancakes no French toast please let me

pancakes no French toast please let me

pancakes no French toast please let me make you something

make you something

make you something okay scrambling thank you

okay scrambling thank you

okay scrambling thank you oh by the way Maggie bagged off for

oh by the way Maggie bagged off for

oh by the way Maggie bagged off for tonight

tonight

tonight she was destroyed by the running

she was destroyed by the running

she was destroyed by the running oh

oh

oh does that mean you're gonna stay home

does that mean you're gonna stay home

does that mean you're gonna stay home tonight would you stay with me oh

tonight would you stay with me oh

tonight would you stay with me oh that's how I look forward to that game

that's how I look forward to that game

that's how I look forward to that game yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah no I think I'll go on my own we sure

what why not

all right I'll be right down

and Frank gave me this for my birthday

and Frank gave me this for my birthday

and Frank gave me this for my birthday what's it like to have a boyfriend

what's it like to have a boyfriend

what's it like to have a boyfriend Eloise I know because I've got one

Eloise I know because I've got one

Eloise I know because I've got one killed it

killed it

killed it I've already had dinner now I want both

I've already had dinner now I want both

I've already had dinner now I want both of you to go right to bed when Eloise

of you to go right to bed when Eloise

of you to go right to bed when Eloise says so but not before nine yeah nine

says so but not before nine yeah nine

says so but not before nine yeah nine okay nine good night go watch TV now yes

okay nine good night go watch TV now yes

okay nine good night go watch TV now yes but only an hour okay good night have a

but only an hour okay good night have a

but only an hour okay good night have a nice time Mommy thank you good night

nice time Mommy thank you good night

nice time Mommy thank you good night come on good night

come on good night

come on good night how's school always oh it's fine that's

how's school always oh it's fine that's

how's school always oh it's fine that's good

good

good how's your mother

how's your mother

how's your mother prehistoric huh

prehistoric huh

prehistoric huh it's because I moved in with Frank I

it's because I moved in with Frank I

it's because I moved in with Frank I think I should have heard her Mrs Walker

think I should have heard her Mrs Walker

think I should have heard her Mrs Walker no it's just as well you didn't

no it's just as well you didn't

no it's just as well you didn't what is it with these older people well

what is it with these older people well

what is it with these older people well we were they were brought up differently

we were they were brought up differently

we were they were brought up differently I suppose

I suppose

I suppose it's not the Dark Ages anymore for

it's not the Dark Ages anymore for

it's not the Dark Ages anymore for goodness sakes

goodness sakes

goodness sakes maybe you could talk with her Mrs Walker

maybe you could talk with her Mrs Walker

maybe you could talk with her Mrs Walker me why me because she's always liked you

me why me because she's always liked you

me why me because she's always liked you she respects you

she respects you

she respects you oh well she's just thinking of you're

oh well she's just thinking of you're

oh well she's just thinking of you're good Eloise so people won't think badly

good Eloise so people won't think badly

good Eloise so people won't think badly of you why should they do you do I of

of you why should they do you do I of

of you why should they do you do I of course not

course not

course not why do you say that

why do you say that

why do you say that will do you

will do you

will do you I

I

I some people might you know

some people might you know

some people might you know that they wouldn't if I were a man

that they wouldn't if I were a man

that they wouldn't if I were a man but Frank's mother isn't carrying on so

but Frank's mother isn't carrying on so

but Frank's mother isn't carrying on so why should it be different from me just

why should it be different from me just

why should it be different from me just because I'm a woman we have feelings too

because I'm a woman we have feelings too

because I'm a woman we have feelings too you know

you know

you know if it's okay for the men it's okay for

if it's okay for the men it's okay for

if it's okay for the men it's okay for us women too right

us women too right

us women too right yeah

yeah

yeah yes absolutely

yes absolutely

yes absolutely sure

sure

sure well

well

well she'll get over it

she'll get over it

she'll get over it or she won't

hey you look terrific

hey you look terrific

hey you look terrific do I really yes

do I really yes

do I really yes thank you Eloise thank you very much

thank you Eloise thank you very much

thank you Eloise thank you very much have a nice evening I'll try

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[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

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[Music] foreign

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] yeah oh boy

yeah oh boy

yeah oh boy did Julie mention anything about me

did Julie mention anything about me

did Julie mention anything about me coming over the other morning after the

coming over the other morning after the

coming over the other morning after the brunch yeah I got my glasses yeah she

brunch yeah I got my glasses yeah she

brunch yeah I got my glasses yeah she did yeah oh because you know how I am

did yeah oh because you know how I am

did yeah oh because you know how I am always kidding around yeah I know I know

always kidding around yeah I know I know

always kidding around yeah I know I know that sometimes people could women

that sometimes people could women

that sometimes people could women especially think they take me seriously

especially think they take me seriously

especially think they take me seriously you know the way I am kidding around

you know the way I am kidding around

you know the way I am kidding around that's silly what do you mean they take

that's silly what do you mean they take

that's silly what do you mean they take you seriously how about making a

you seriously how about making a

you seriously how about making a dude I'd never do that to you know to

dude I'd never do that to you know to

dude I'd never do that to you know to you and Julie that haven't sex I know

you and Julie that haven't sex I know

you and Julie that haven't sex I know that come on don't worry come on let's

that come on don't worry come on let's

that come on don't worry come on let's go especially because it'll be a waste

go especially because it'll be a waste

go especially because it'll be a waste of time anyway

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foreign

why don't we play another set I'll I'll

why don't we play another set I'll I'll

why don't we play another set I'll I'll give you a chance to redeem your

give you a chance to redeem your

give you a chance to redeem your self-respect oh that's it okay

self-respect oh that's it okay

self-respect oh that's it okay we still got time before we got to be at

we still got time before we got to be at

we still got time before we got to be at that poker game you know what didn't I

that poker game you know what didn't I

that poker game you know what didn't I tell you I can't play poker tonight oh

tell you I can't play poker tonight oh

tell you I can't play poker tonight oh no no I got a little work I gotta clean

no no I got a little work I gotta clean

no no I got a little work I gotta clean up the office oh

up the office oh

up the office oh yeah and hey Jerry you know that stuff

yeah and hey Jerry you know that stuff

yeah and hey Jerry you know that stuff about Julie and the and the glasses the

about Julie and the and the glasses the

about Julie and the and the glasses the other morning hey you know sure I know

other morning hey you know sure I know

other morning hey you know sure I know Bill okay even if you could you couldn't

Bill okay even if you could you couldn't

Bill okay even if you could you couldn't even if you would you wouldn't and even

even if you would you wouldn't and even

even if you would you wouldn't and even if you should you shouldn't because you

if you should you shouldn't because you

if you should you shouldn't because you have too much love admiration and

have too much love admiration and

have too much love admiration and respect for me and the institution of

respect for me and the institution of

respect for me and the institution of marriage right yeah you lucky dog

marriage right yeah you lucky dog

marriage right yeah you lucky dog cheese I left my watch over at Shirley's

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foreign

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[Music] thank you

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everything

everything

everything is knowledge

hi

what time do you have to be back home

what time do you have to be back home

what time do you have to be back home hope yes oh back home

hope yes oh back home

hope yes oh back home 11.

good evening care for drinks

good evening care for drinks

good evening care for drinks oh yes

oh yes

oh yes I did nothing for me thank you

I did nothing for me thank you

I did nothing for me thank you I'll have the same

I'll have the same

I'll have the same uh would you like to order now or

uh would you like to order now or

uh would you like to order now or perhaps wait until later no yes of

perhaps wait until later no yes of

perhaps wait until later no yes of course thank you

let's skip the appetizer

I'll skip the appetizer

I'll skip the appetizer

I'll skip the appetizer skip the appetizer fine uh would you

skip the appetizer fine uh would you

skip the appetizer fine uh would you like to order your lunch right now yeah

like to order your lunch right now yeah

like to order your lunch right now yeah but what takes the shortest time uh

but what takes the shortest time uh

but what takes the shortest time uh steak tartare

steak tartare

steak tartare that's raw hamburger isn't it uh yes

that's raw hamburger isn't it uh yes

that's raw hamburger isn't it uh yes ma'am with assorted condiments mixed in

ma'am with assorted condiments mixed in

ma'am with assorted condiments mixed in but uncooked

just sounds yummy we'll take two

just sounds yummy we'll take two

just sounds yummy we'll take two excuse me

excuse me

excuse me [Music]

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[Music] you're not in the ladies undergarment

you're not in the ladies undergarment

you're not in the ladies undergarment business by any chance

business by any chance

business by any chance no no I'm a dentist why a dentist

no no I'm a dentist why a dentist

no no I'm a dentist why a dentist table 28 is going to break the house

table 28 is going to break the house

table 28 is going to break the house record for eating and rolling

I believe I'm finished good

I believe I'm finished good

I believe I'm finished good 11 uh 11 30.

11 uh 11 30.

11 uh 11 30. 8 10 now

8 10 now

8 10 now um

um

um mind if we skip the coffee

where's your car parked

where's your car parked

where's your car parked my cars

we have to take separate cars I mean

we have to take separate cars I mean

we have to take separate cars I mean think about it it's safer safe we had an

think about it it's safer safe we had an

think about it it's safer safe we had an accident I mean how would we explain

accident I mean how would we explain

accident I mean how would we explain that we were both in the same car right

that we were both in the same car right

that we were both in the same car right right see you later

right see you later

right see you later [Music]

Bungalow 2. what's mine what little

Bungalow 2. what's mine what little

Bungalow 2. what's mine what little jokes sorry follow me

jokes sorry follow me

jokes sorry follow me [Music]

thank you

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[Music] my license plate died

my license plate died

my license plate died [Music]

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a little momento

you didn't check under the bed good

you didn't check under the bed good

you didn't check under the bed good thinking

nothing okay now let's see it's 8 45 now

nothing okay now let's see it's 8 45 now

nothing okay now let's see it's 8 45 now it takes an hour to drive home

no way huh no way no way what I'd be

no way huh no way no way what I'd be

no way huh no way no way what I'd be like a CIA agent synchronize our watches

like a CIA agent synchronize our watches

like a CIA agent synchronize our watches we meet at 1800 hours separate cars

we meet at 1800 hours separate cars

we meet at 1800 hours separate cars check the bathroom for a double agents

check the bathroom for a double agents

check the bathroom for a double agents all that's missing is a code name for me

all that's missing is a code name for me

all that's missing is a code name for me operation idiot get the drinks skip the

operation idiot get the drinks skip the

operation idiot get the drinks skip the appetizer what's the quickest dish we

appetizer what's the quickest dish we

appetizer what's the quickest dish we even skipped the coffee I want the

even skipped the coffee I want the

even skipped the coffee I want the drinks I want the coffee I want to be

drinks I want the coffee I want to be

drinks I want the coffee I want to be told how pretty I am I don't want this

told how pretty I am I don't want this

told how pretty I am I don't want this well I'll tell you what there's one more

well I'll tell you what there's one more

well I'll tell you what there's one more thing

thing

thing what fat fat

what fat fat

what fat fat you're pretty

you're pretty

you're pretty I'll buy a drink

I'll buy a drink

I'll buy a drink [\h__\h] come on be reasonable Julie

[\h__\h] come on be reasonable Julie

[\h__\h] come on be reasonable Julie Julie I I I've got the room until 10 15.

Julie I I I've got the room until 10 15.

Julie I I I've got the room until 10 15. enjoy yourself

enjoy yourself

enjoy yourself now come on this is silly give me that

now come on this is silly give me that

now come on this is silly give me that key okay give me the key

s

s

s [Music]

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[Music] thank you

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[Music] hi-hat how was your evening oh the usual

hi-hat how was your evening oh the usual

hi-hat how was your evening oh the usual what about yours terrific

what about yours terrific

what about yours terrific everything went my way tonight I know

I just could not do it it was so

I just could not do it it was so

I just could not do it it was so mechanical cold-blooded like a race can

mechanical cold-blooded like a race can

mechanical cold-blooded like a race can we get it all done dinner driving Motel

we get it all done dinner driving Motel

we get it all done dinner driving Motel love and back by 11. sometimes it's like

love and back by 11. sometimes it's like

love and back by 11. sometimes it's like that

that

that well then maybe the whole thing's not

well then maybe the whole thing's not

well then maybe the whole thing's not for me not that way anyway maybe if it

for me not that way anyway maybe if it

for me not that way anyway maybe if it just happened then I'd say you better

just happened then I'd say you better

just happened then I'd say you better forget it because it rarely just happens

forget it because it rarely just happens

forget it because it rarely just happens oh maybe once in a while but nothing you

oh maybe once in a while but nothing you

oh maybe once in a while but nothing you can count on

listen maybe it's just as well

listen maybe it's just as well

listen maybe it's just as well does things to you

does things to you

does things to you not nice things

not nice things

not nice things to tell you the truth sometimes I really

to tell you the truth sometimes I really

to tell you the truth sometimes I really wish that

wish that

wish that Julie Julie

Julie Julie

Julie Julie [Music]

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[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

foreign

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[Music] only made for food

only made for food

only made for food [Music]

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[Music] and he's got your pants

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[Music] we live

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I think we better start back now

you feel guilty

I guess it was just something I had to

I guess it was just something I had to

I guess it was just something I had to do for many reasons

do for many reasons

do for many reasons anyway I've done it so I don't have to

anyway I've done it so I don't have to

anyway I've done it so I don't have to do it anymore

sorry

sorry

sorry yes no I don't know

yes no I don't know

yes no I don't know I probably would have had any peace till

I probably would have had any peace till

I probably would have had any peace till I did it

I'm glad it was me

someone much more experienced in this

someone much more experienced in this

someone much more experienced in this department Julie can I give you a bit of

department Julie can I give you a bit of

department Julie can I give you a bit of advice

advice

advice don't let your guilt make you do

don't let your guilt make you do

don't let your guilt make you do something you may regret

something you may regret

something you may regret think you're the kind of woman who might

think you're the kind of woman who might

think you're the kind of woman who might very well feel she owes it to her

very well feel she owes it to her

very well feel she owes it to her husband to be honest

don't

don't

don't not only for your sake for your family

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I'll take you back to your car no thanks

I'll take you back to your car no thanks

I'll take you back to your car no thanks really I can find a cab

Goodbye Mr Hemmings

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[Music] walk

walk

walk [Music]

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[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

foreign

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[Music] hi sweetheart hi Jerry what'd you do

hi sweetheart hi Jerry what'd you do

hi sweetheart hi Jerry what'd you do today I had an affair oh

today I had an affair oh

today I had an affair oh [Music]

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[Music] everything

everything

everything [Music]

foreign

it's driving me crazy Maggie tonight I'm

it's driving me crazy Maggie tonight I'm

it's driving me crazy Maggie tonight I'm telling him tonight

telling him tonight

telling him tonight maybe you'll understand Maybe

maybe you'll understand Maybe

maybe you'll understand Maybe it was worth it Maggie even if I only

it was worth it Maggie even if I only

it was worth it Maggie even if I only had to find out it wasn't worth it I'm

had to find out it wasn't worth it I'm

had to find out it wasn't worth it I'm sorry it was exciting I'd be lying if I

sorry it was exciting I'd be lying if I

sorry it was exciting I'd be lying if I said it wasn't but satisfied not deep

said it wasn't but satisfied not deep

said it wasn't but satisfied not deep down like with Jerry okay so I felt like

down like with Jerry okay so I felt like

down like with Jerry okay so I felt like I was missing something I was restless

I was missing something I was restless

I was missing something I was restless but that's no solution I found that out

but that's no solution I found that out

but that's no solution I found that out all it did does did is jeopardize the

all it did does did is jeopardize the

all it did does did is jeopardize the good things

good things

good things all the years all the

all the years all the

all the years all the love

love

love what's one moment compared to that

what's one moment compared to that

what's one moment compared to that even with all the bad times

even with all the bad times

even with all the bad times there weren't that many

I just hope he understands

I just wish

where were you after my first time

well that was a good dinner hun thank

well that was a good dinner hun thank

well that was a good dinner hun thank you I like that chicken cook like that

you I like that chicken cook like that

you I like that chicken cook like that yeah that's Maggie's recipe is it yeah

yeah that's Maggie's recipe is it yeah

yeah that's Maggie's recipe is it yeah she has so many I don't know how she

she has so many I don't know how she

she has so many I don't know how she does everything

that's salad dressing too

Jerry yeah

there's something you want to talk to me

there's something you want to talk to me

there's something you want to talk to me about right

something that has been on

the tip of your tongue for a couple of

the tip of your tongue for a couple of

the tip of your tongue for a couple of days right okay

days right okay

days right okay talk

no listen I think I ought to say

no listen I think I ought to say

no listen I think I ought to say something first

I know that most men blame their wives

I know that most men blame their wives

I know that most men blame their wives now I want you to know that I don't

now I want you to know that I don't

now I want you to know that I don't blame you

blame you

blame you for one second

and secondly

and secondly

and secondly she meant nothing to me absolutely

she meant nothing to me absolutely

she meant nothing to me absolutely nothing she now wait before you say or

nothing she now wait before you say or

nothing she now wait before you say or do whatever it is you're going to say or

do whatever it is you're going to say or

do whatever it is you're going to say or do and you have every right to say or do

do and you have every right to say or do

do and you have every right to say or do that just let me say something first

I don't know how you found out it

I don't know how you found out it

I don't know how you found out it doesn't really matter

the important thing is

the important thing is

the important thing is that you try and understand

there was no kick to us anymore

everything was so

routine

and I missed that feeling that we had in

and I missed that feeling that we had in

and I missed that feeling that we had in the beginning the

the beginning the

the beginning the the excitement

the excitement

the excitement and the elation

and then I met this lady and

and then I met this lady and

and then I met this lady and she made it

clear that she found me attractive

clear that she found me attractive

clear that she found me attractive and I hadn't felt that way in a long

and I hadn't felt that way in a long

and I hadn't felt that way in a long time

and it was exciting

very exciting

the novelty and that's

the novelty and that's

the novelty and that's why I was behaving

why I was behaving

why I was behaving you know guiltily

but it didn't last Julie because I

but it didn't last Julie because I

but it didn't last Julie because I didn't feel for her

didn't feel for her

didn't feel for her the way I felt

the way I felt

the way I felt and I still do feel for you

and then I began to realize what I was

and then I began to realize what I was

and then I began to realize what I was risking

risking

risking you

you

you the kids us

our family

maybe it's not as exciting but it's

maybe it's not as exciting but it's

maybe it's not as exciting but it's certainly more important

certainly more important

certainly more important the only important thing

I don't know maybe sometimes it takes a

I don't know maybe sometimes it takes a

I don't know maybe sometimes it takes a threat of losing something important to

threat of losing something important to

threat of losing something important to make you

make you

make you realize how important that something is

couldn't happen again Julie

I know that's a small

I know that's a small

I know that's a small consolation to you

know maybe it was a good thing that it

know maybe it was a good thing that it

know maybe it was a good thing that it did happen because it made me realize

did happen because it made me realize

did happen because it made me realize what was important

and what was not

I'm not asking you to forgive and forget

I'm not asking you to forgive and forget

I'm not asking you to forgive and forget Julie

I'm just hoping that you can understand

I'm just hoping that you can understand

I'm just hoping that you can understand can you

yes darling I can understand

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thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

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[Music] oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah [Music]

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[Music] so I'm sorry

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cool

cool

cool [Music]

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[Music] what about the kids

what about the kids

what about the kids I'll put them in bed

I'll put them in bed

I'll put them in bed at 7 30.

at 7 30.

at 7 30. [Music]

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[Music] we'll get Eloise

we'll get Eloise

we'll get Eloise yeah

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[Music] thank you

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[Music] some of us will run

some of us will run

some of us will run find another way but for everyone

find another way but for everyone

find another way but for everyone there is one who will say

there is one who will say

there is one who will say something can be said before second

something can be said before second

something can be said before second time's around what you've had and lost

time's around what you've had and lost

time's around what you've had and lost once sometimes can be found

nothing stays the same nothing stays the

nothing stays the same nothing stays the

nothing stays the same nothing stays the same we live and learn and learn as we

same we live and learn and learn as we

same we live and learn and learn as we live that nothing stays the same

live that nothing stays the same

live that nothing stays the same [Music]