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There, that's perfect.

This is going to be such a successful open house.

You've got this, girl.

What, you're here already?

I mean, babe, I called your office.

You weren't there.

They said you were out doing an open house, so I came by to get what was

Seriously?

I'm working!

I mean, babe, we... What do you want?

I mean, look, we have a free youth agreement, right?

I said I get to use this pussy when I want to, right?

You use yours on Easter, and I gave you that dick like you wanted.

So now, it's my turn.

Take care of me, baby.

Yes, but your timing is awful.

I have it out on MLS that I've got this opening starting at 1 o 'clock.

This house is going to be swarming with potential buyers.

Come on, babe. I'm leaving New Jersey in two weeks, right?

I won't be back for a couple of months.

I don't know when I want to see you again. I don't know when I want to be

And honestly, I need that pussy now before I leave because, you know, our

agreement was kind of sacred.

That's a covenant.

I know, I know.

It's safe that you can fuck me anytime, anywhere.

Believe me, I know.

It's a no.

So, you're saying that...

Yeah, have fun a little bit.

Oh, not me.

But, you need to be fast.

Seriously, I'm going to have a ton of people here any minute.

Okay. I'll try.

But, I'm not promising anything.

Hmm. You know how it is.

You wanted it for you to bring it?

Yes, did you open it up?

Uh -huh, keep it open.

Well, you know what, I thought it would work.

Oh, yes.

There, that's better.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Get back in there.

It's a win already, Jesus.

Oh shit.

I forgot there's cookies.

There's cookies.

Holy crap.

Good thing I didn't burn them.

That's how I make my living.

That's how I make all my money. Give me that carb again.

Nothing better than cookies and sex.

But you gotta hurry.

We're running out of time.

Oh, oh

You want this cookie?

It's so bad!

You know I like that.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I like that.

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

in just a minute.

Why don't you take a look around the den and the bedrooms are to die for.

Well, I'm a chef. I would really like to take a look at the kitchen first.

Am I interrupting anything?

I, um, no.

We'll be done in just a minute.

You know, you're probably wondering about the square footage of this house.

it looks so much bigger than it actually is. It's got a full 3 ,600

square feet of permitted space.

Oh, yes.

Oh, and then an additional 1 ,200 square feet of unpermitted space.

Oh. Oh, and besides that, You're right in the middle of the most prestigious

neighborhood in the city. Oh, my God.

Oh,

Walnut Acres is known to have the largest lot anywhere.

Oh, my.

Yes, it is.

Please ignore my friend. He's just very.

focused. I can assure you, this house is definitely for sale. And I have a very

motivated buyer.

Would this house be for you and your wife? Or girlfriends?

No, two.

Oh, okay.

Hi there.

This is my kind of open house.

Wow, yeah.

Is there a pool back there?

Yeah, I forgot to mention the pool. It's a beautiful pool.

You seem to be quite popular.

Well,

it's getting a little crowded in here.

It seems like you need to motivate your buyers.

I mean, instead of me just using my free use agreement for myself.

Why don't we add the buyers to join in?

Are you sure?

I mean, they're all here.

Right?

We'll do anything to sell a house. Anything.

Alright guys, this is just an open house.

All my holes are open.

There. Oh

my

god.

That's right. Keep jerking this shit. Yeah, keep jerking.

Don't stop.

There you

go.

There you go.

Fuck.

Yeah, you know, it's like... I

just kind of want to tell something down there.

I see someone greedy.

No, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no,

no.

There it is.

That's right.

Can you put two dill sticks in there?

Put them in there. Put them in there.

That's right.

Oh,

God.

Yes, yes, yes. Keep jerking. Keep jerking.

Keep jerking. Oh, yes. Keep jerking. Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit. Oh,

God.

There it is.

There you go.

There it is. I'm crying. I'm crying.

Oh, my God.

That's right, keep going everybody.

One of you guys better buy this house

Oh no.

That's right, keep going. Aw, fuck.

Don't use the living room. It is the best room for entertainment.

Good luck. You follow me.

I don't need any of that.

Already? Are you getting those most food already?

I can't do this.

That's right, arch that back.

That's right.

Let's have you take this off.

Put it back on top of

somebody.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, sure. Get in there. Get in there.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck!

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,

that's right.

That's right.

Oh,

my

God.

Yeah, you got it.

I'm about to put it in.

That's what she wants.

That's what she wants.

She went for it.

Stay right there.

I'm not driving.

I'm not driving.

Yes, we're going to take turns in the fucking ass. Yeah. Yeah, turn around.

Turn around.

Turn around.

That's slippery.

Yeah, that's right.

Open it up.

Take it around.

There it is.

Oh my god, this feels so good and all the silk.

I'm sorry.

I love you.

uh um

That's right, take it.

One of these guys don't get your house, you better take it.

This is so good.

Keep riding that dick.

oh um

Stay, stay, stay

Keep it just like that. Pin that ass over.

I've been an asshole.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Come inside. Come inside.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Go ahead, go deeper down that throat so that ass gets started. Go ahead.

Shit.

We still feel that.

A little bit.

I don't know.

Yeah, get that pussy.

Keep that pussy ass open.

You owe me. Fuck, fuck.

You owe me.

I heard you can bite down on us.

yeah that's right keep going

I don't know if she can fit it.

Oh.

Stay right there. Stay right there.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

He's gonna buy the house.

Yeah. Get the next dick in there. Get the next dick in there. That's right.

You okay?

Uh -huh.

No brakes.

Yeah. No brakes. No.

I got you.

There we go. There you go.

You're very sniffly. There it is. There you go. There you go.

Thank

you.

Thank you.

Not for the fucking. Thank you.

Get up and drink.

There it is.

Yes, yes, yes.

You fuck me, you fuck me, you fuck me. Keep fucking me just over and over and

over forever.

I think so. I think she earned it, right?

Get on your knees.

Get on your knees.

Uh -huh.

Yes, that's what I trained at Duke.