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We can't be lost. The interstate must be around here somewhere. Look, I realize

it's our wedding night, and I hate to say this, Barbara, but I know we must

passed the interstate a long time ago.

We couldn't have, Greg. We haven't seen a decent road since we left the filling

station.

I'm telling you, Barbara, we missed the damn interstate.

So what do you want to do? Do you want to turn around and go back?

I don't want to, but we have no choice.

Hey, is that what I think it is?

Yeah. I wonder what a policeman's doing out here.

I don't see any signs of a policeman.

He must be around here somewhere.

Maybe you should wait till he gets back to his motorcycle.

What, and wait here half the night?

He thinks something's happened.

Officer?

Officer?

Who's out there?

I said, who's out there?

I said, who's out there?

Looks like you need a policeman.

No!

Oh, my God! No, don't do that!

No, don't do that! Don't do that!

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

Whoops.

Shouldn't run from the police.

It's too hot to be sitting out here. Yeah.

The heat is ruining my hair.

If you two will stop complaining, I've got a joke for you.

What has 18 legs and two tits?

I give up, Laura. What has 18 legs and two tits?

Come on, you guys. This is an easy one.

A gangbang.

Laura, you must be clever for me.

You know, I'm not very good at jokes.

Tell us, Laura. What has 18 legs and two tits?

The Supreme Court.

Big bass.

Like our love life.

I heard that, boy.

Trouble in paradise, old buddy?

Come on, Zach, get in the car.

Yeah, Zach, get in the car.

Stuff over.

Thanks, Zach.

Zach, sometimes you're such a jerk.

Eric, are you sure this is the right road? I haven't seen a car since we left

the filling station, much less a house.

Well, unless there's another Route 23 around here, this has got to be the

road.

Guys, one thing I don't understand. Who's paying for this trip?

Yeah, who is paying for this little trip?

I know Dougie isn't.

Dougie, why don't you and Eric explain?

You see, it's like this.

Zach got a tip on a hot investment opportunity.

So Eric and I took money out of next semester's tuition, invested in these

stocks, and the next thing you know, we doubled our money.

So I guess you can say nobody's paying for this little trip.

Wait a minute. There's no such thing as a free ride. Somebody always has to pay.

Hey, stop being so cynical. We're on vacation.

Uh -oh.

Uh -oh what?

There's a cop up ahead.

This is what we need.

All right, time to look sweet and innocent, guys.

And hide the beer.

Eric, you're driving too fast.

No, I'm not. I'm going under the speed limit. It doesn't matter. I still say

you're driving too fast.

Would you two calm down and try to act normal?

Oh, great. We're all staring at the cop.

Yeah, don't stare at him. He'll look suspicious.

He's coming after us. I just know it.

No, he's not. He's just sitting there.

But that doesn't mean he won't come chasing after us. Why would he do that?

haven't done anything wrong.

He'll think of a reason. Cops love to hassle people.

Would everyone just calm down? The cop is not following us.

Who wants another beer?

Something strange about that cop.

You can say that again.

Yeah, he just sat there like some kind of a robot. I thought we weren't

to stare at him.

We weren't staring at him. We were watching him out of the corner of our

So what's the difference?

Would you two please shut up? The cop is not following us.

Well, it better be around here somewhere soon, because we're just about out of

gas. Oh, great.

That's all we need now is to run out of gas in the middle of nowhere.

Julie, we're not going to run out of gas.

The gate must be broken or something.

Uh -oh.

Now what?

A cop's coming after us.

If he is after us, why is he following us from so far behind?

Maybe he's checking to see how fast we're going.

Then we have nothing to worry about.

Eric, the turnoff.

Good turn, Eric.

Oh, way to go.

Now the cop's surely going to pull us over.

Maybe he wasn't even following us.

See, what did I tell you?

Why is he stopping back there?

It's me.

Now what's he doing?

What's that all about?

What does it matter now? He's gone.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Let's get out of here before it takes too long.

I can't believe you did that.

Yeah, Aaron, that was really dumb.

Hey, what's the big deal?

The cop's gone.

I thought you said this is some kind of classy vacation house.

That's what the real estate agent told us.

Tell me, what's so classy about a winding dirt road?

I don't care if it's the most exclusive place in the world. I don't like being

out here in the middle of the woods.

Tell the truth, guys. Neither do I.

Me either.

So what do you want to do?

Turn around and go back?

Hold on. You can't be serious.

After we've driven this far.

Eric, I guess you better turn the car around then.

Wait a minute. Keep going.

Now this is more like it.

So what are we doing?

Going or staying?

Stay.

Good choice.

Guys, I'm telling you, this is going to be one hell of a weekend.

I hope so.

What's the matter? It's only a couple of dresses.

Yeah, right.

Doug, do me the honors.

And Dougie, can you get mine, please?

Sarah, let's go check out this place. A couple of dresses, Mom.

Uh -huh.

Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.

Who are you?

I'm the caretaker here.

I live in the trailer over there.

Hmm, I didn't know anyone lived out here.

Well, I'm really more of a security guard.

Why does this place need a security guard?

Nothing to be alarmed about.

The insurance company made the bank put a guard out here when they took it over

last year.

Eric, where's the tape deck?

Guys, meet the caretaker.

Hey, I just dropped by to let you know I'm around and answer any questions. Why

did the bank take over this place?

Because nobody else would.

The original house burnt down several years ago.

The owners rebuilt it, then went bankrupt.

So the bank took it over and has been renting it out ever since.

There's nothing wrong with the house, is there?

No, the house is in good shape. It's just had a little bad luck.

Come on, I'll show you around the place.

The lights are on a timer. They go off at midnight unless you override it.

I hope this place has a swimming pool.

The pool's over there.

And there's also a jacuzzi.

What's wrong?

I felt like somebody was watching us.

You're imagining things. I don't see anything.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Come on. Let's get this stupid tour over with.

This is the switch to the jacuzzi.

Sometimes it gets stuck.

If it does, call on me and I'll come over and fix it.

This is the key to the deadbolt.

Not that you need it. We've never had any trouble around here before.

If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call.

I'm always around.

Hey, if he's only been here a year, how does he know if they've had any trouble

or not?

Oh, quit being so paranoid. You sound like one of the girls.

Last one in the pool to run.

Oh, that's very witty, Eric.

Ah,

this is the life.

Yep, doesn't get any better than this.

Who wants another beer?

What's wrong?

It's down with the caretakers chopping down a tree.

Could easily get on my nerves.

Yeah, it gives me goosebumps.

Come on, Zach, let's go get those beers.

Who's out there answer me who's

out there

Look

just give me back the axe and we'll call it even

We're a cop.

It can't be.

But it is.

What's wrong?

I thought I heard someone screaming.

Doug, you're imagining things. It was the rock music.

Zach, didn't you hear something too?

Nope, not a thing.

Doug, would you sit down? Let's get on with this game.

I'll

die

if I get sunburned.

Never. I haven't seen that guard since he came by here this morning.

So? He said he's always around.

The guy's been off chopping wood somewhere.

Well, we haven't heard his act for more than an hour.

He's probably in his trailer.

Hey, Sarah, where's the food?

I haven't seen my brush. I can't find it anywhere.

Look for it later. Get ready to eat.

If I lose that brush, I won't be able to eat. I'll be too upset.

Now, Julie, think where you left it the last day.

That's very grown up, Zach.

It's got to be around here somewhere.

Looking for this?

Zach had it.

Zach and his practical joke.

One of these days, they're going to get him into a lot of trouble.

Okay, everybody, chow time.

Zach, you're drinking too many beers. We're going to run out. Big deal. If we

do, I'll buy us some more.

It'll be the first time.

Eric, I thought you wanted to eat.

Eric, what's up?

Hey, Eric, let's have it. What's so important?

Yeah, Eric, out with it.

We found signs of devil worship in a woman's front yard around here.

The woman didn't come home last night.

They think something might have happened to her.

Look, just because a woman did not come home for one night, does not mean

something happened to her.

What did they find in the woman's front yard?

A scalp dog with its insides hanging out.

Stop it, Eric. That's gross. Can't you see we're eating?

Well, all I was going to say is that they also found the devil sign carved in

the side of a tree.

The devil sign?

Yeah, you know, the number 666.

That's the devil sign?

Zach,

get me a beer, too.

Oh, great. The fire's gone out. Some more charcoal in the pool shed.

Think fast.

It's not my fault. I told you you had to think fast.

Hey, what are we going to do? Calm down. It's time to eat.

Take the tape player and head off into the woods, huh?

No way, Eric. There's too many mosquitoes.

Where's Zach?

First time I saw him, he was trying to get the jacuzzi to work.

Relax, Lois. I can't be too far away.

Back,

don't do that.

Do what?

Where were you?

Went over to the caretaker to see if I could get that stupid jacuzzi started,

but the guy disappeared.

What do you mean the caretaker's disappeared?

I mean, I looked all around his place and I couldn't find the guy.

A couple hours ago, I thought I heard someone screaming.

It felt like it was coming from the wood.

No one else heard it, Doug.

But what if it was the caretaker? You just said the guy disappeared.

Look, just because the guy is not around doesn't mean something happened to him.

But what if it had, Zach?

I'll never get that jacuzzi to work if we don't find this guy.

Come on.

Hello? Mr.

Caretaker?

Hello?

Dougie, take one side, Laura, the other. I'll take the middle.

Zach, I think we should call the police.

Laura, and tell them what?

That Dougie thought he heard someone screaming?

Zach, the guy's been gone a long time.

But not long enough to get worried about.

Come on.

Come on, head back. This is a waste of time.

But what about these tire tracks? Somebody's been here.

It was probably a farmer taking a leak.

I found something you two ought to see.

What is it?

I'm not sure.

I followed some footprints and I found these.

So this is what the wood chopping's all about?

The caretaker's been making all these things?

What for?

The guy must be some kind of religious fanatic.

If you ask me, there's something strange going on around here.

Why would the security guard tell us he's always around, then go off and

these crosses?

He's probably the pathological liar.

There's got to be more to it than that.

Some kind of shrine, huh?

I guess someone feels we need praying for.

Yeah. What's going on here?

I know they're religious and all that, but these things are kind of creepy if

you ask me.

Well, I guess that explains what that character's been up to.

If it was a caretaker.

Well, who else would it have been?

We didn't actually see him make these, did we?

But he's the only one we've seen in the map.

Maybe he built these, maybe he didn't.

And in any case, I don't like what's going on around here.

I think we should call the police.

What? And have them snooping around here all night?

It's better to be safe than sorry.

Okay, Laura, you win.

Eric, go call the police and tell them we've got a missing caretaker.

Come on, let's go see the tire track, Lee.

Why do you always get stuck with all the dirty work?

Something wrong, son?

Hey, what do you know? I was just trying to call you guys.

I don't know about you guys, but I feel like something really strange is going

on around here.

Laura, come on.

You're imagining things again.

No, she isn't, Zach.

Something doesn't feel right to me either.

The only thing that isn't right around here is the two of you.

Zach, maybe we ought to pack up and go back to town.

Great. Here we go again.

Like Laura said, Zach, it's better to be safe than sorry.

I can't believe you guys want to pack up and leave just because we can't find

the caretaker.

Fine. Fine.

Leave this place.

Hey, the caretaker's okay.

He just had an accident.

What kind of an accident?

Well, he cut himself with his back. So the police came and took him to the

hospital. A cop at the house said they'd probably be back sometime tonight.

I guess that explains the screaming that Doug heard.

So, you guys still want to head back to town or what?

Head back to town?

Whose crazy idea was that?

I guess we overreacted.

Come on, I need a beer. The hell with the jacuzzi. Come on, Jewel, I need a

too. Me too.

I'd still like to know what those crosses are doing in the woods.

Yeah, me too.

Can't believe we're actually tromping around out here in the woods.

I don't blame you for being so concerned about the caretaker, Laura. He is kind

of cute. Yeah, even if he's a little weird.

And it's not exactly a secret that you and Zach aren't seeing eye to eye these

days.

Don't pay any attention to Sarah. I mean, her and Dougie aren't exactly what

call the perfect couple.

Hey!

No.

What was that?

What was what?

Someone just walked past the window.

Did you see anything?

I didn't see anything.

Laura, you're making a mountain out of a molehill.

Did you hear me? I said you're making a mountain out of a molehill.

It's probably just one of the guys.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

See? I told you so.

Come on, Julie.

Laura, if you keep up this nonsense, I'm going to go crazy.

Say that again.

Now where is that other bottle of champagne?

We can't drink another bottle. We'll be flat on our ass.

What the hell did you do with your toothbrush?

You used it after lunch, didn't you?

Or did you?

In local news, the police have confirmed that one of their officers has

disappeared. The man, Officer Joe Vickers, is the famed police officer who

at the center of police brutality charges earlier this week. The

maintain that at present, there's no cause for alarm, but ask the public to

on the lookout for any policemen exhibiting strange or suspicious...

Zach,

have you seen my sneakers? I can't find them.

Why should I know where your shoes are?

It must have fallen out of my suitcase.

I found it in the dirt.

Great.

I should have known better.

What's wrong now?

I feel like there's somebody outside watching us.

Dougie, did you actually see anybody?

Look, buddy, I had the same feeling this afternoon.

I thought there was somebody in the woods watching me, but it turned out to

deer.

I'm going to walk over to the caretakers and see if the guy needs anything.

The guy is supposed to be taking care of us, not the other way around.

I know.

Zach, was that true about the deer?

Of course it's true. Would I lie to Dougie?

Have you seen my purse? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Last time I saw it, it was on top of the ice chest.

I'd lose my head if it weren't for you.

Okay, Sarah, get control of yourself.

Have a beer, calm down.

I think we left that dumb thing.

Thanks, Zach, for drinking all the beer.

Anybody home?

What are you doing out here?

I came over to see if the caretaker's okay, but he hasn't come back.

I don't know why he thought he had. His light's not on.

Well, I felt like somebody was out in the woods, and I thought it might have

been the caretaker.

Well, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. Come on. I hope so.

I can't believe this place isn't helping.

One little knife.

Will this do?

I could have sworn I brought six boxes of soup.

Maybe you left them in the car.

Zach, not now.

Cute, Zach. Real cute.

Hey, I needed something to cool it off. Yeah, right.

Zach, you and your practical jokes.

Hey, that was no joke. I was serious.

Caretaker's still not back.

That's interesting, Dougie. Yeah, really. But Eric, he should have been

now.

That's what I thought.

Well, if the caretaker's not back, then who's that out in his trailer?

Probably just over there and there wasn't anyone around.

He must be back. His TV's on.

He must have just come back.

Looks that way, buddy.

Come on, Doug. I told you there's nothing to worry about.

Let me find my purse.

So, Zach, what's it going to be? You going to go get more beer like you said

would? What are you talking about?

She's talking about we're out of beer, as in all gone.

That can't be.

Yeah, the six -pack we put in the closet's gone, too.

So, Zach, what's it going to be?

They said all the beer's gone.

We couldn't have drank a case and a half already.

Somebody did.

Zach, you promised to get more if we ran out. Well, we couldn't have run out. No

way. Doug, you must have hidden them or something. Zach, you're the practical

joker, not Doug.

Somebody must have stolen them.

Now, wait a minute, Lord. Don't get paranoid again.

I'm not being paranoid. I just don't think we drank that much beer.

Well, how do you know how much we drank? We drank an awful lot.

Just because we can't find them doesn't mean that someone stole them.

Then what happened to them?

Look. I'll go get some more beer, okay?

In the meantime, look for the rat.

Whatever you say.

Yeah, whatever you say, Zach.

As long as he gets the beer.

Somebody must have stolen them. Give me a break.

Zach, calm down.

Just relax. Wait for the dust to settle.

Zach, this is your lucky day.

It's warm.

Where the hell did that come from?

Officer, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm blocking the road.

Officer?

Everything but a billy club.

Officer, is that you?

Look, I know I was driving too fast, but it wasn't like I was on the main road

or anything.

You know what I mean?

Hey, what are you doing in our driveway?

Not to say that you don't have the right, because you do.

You're a cop. You can go anywhere you want.

Sir.

Hey, what's going on?

Looking for me?

You shouldn't assault a

policeman.

Know what I mean?

You have the right to remain silent.

You should drink and drive.

It's against the law.

Hope nothing's happened to it. My whole life's in that purse.

Hate to say it, but I think somebody might have stolen it.

Julie's not perfect, but I don't think she'd stoop that low.

I'm not talking about Julie. I'm talking about a prowler.

Doug, will you stop being so paranoid? I'm sure I just misplaced it.

Sarah, we've looked everywhere. We should have found it by now. I'm telling

someone's stolen it.

Come on, I guess we better go tell the others.

Let's take this tape player and head up into the woods. I told you over and over

again, there are too many mosquitoes.

I'd be eating to death.

Doug thinks a prowler stole my purse.

What's wrong?

Laura thinks a prowler stole the beer.

Well, why didn't anybody say something about this before?

Because we thought Laura was overreacting again.

Great. So now my purse is stolen.

I guess we better go tell the caretaker.

No, we should call the police.

She's right.

Is your purse brown and tan?

Yeah, why?

Looks like our prowler doesn't like brown and tan person.

If we keep listening to you two, we're all going to be nervous wrecks.

You can say that again.

Yeah, thanks, guys, for getting me off to a terrific start.

I'm sure Sarah's purse wasn't on this counter a couple minutes ago.

Yeah, I don't remember it being here either.

Do you think we're imagining things?

If it was just me, I'd say yes. But the two of us?

That's a different story.

I'll go find Eric and try to talk some sense into him. I'll go talk to Julie

Sarah.

Maybe we ought to give her another chance.

What, and have her keep so late worrying all night?

Hello, Laura.

What are you doing?

We're moving into the other bedroom.

You can have this one yourself.

Look, I don't know what's gotten into you guys, but this morning you were

of being out in the middle of the woods.

Now you don't think twice about anything that's happening around here.

It's because of you, Laura.

You're the one making us all paranoid.

Laura, you have been, like, jumping to conclusions.

Because some very strange things have been going on around here.

Well, I don't find anything strange about it.

Then tell me one thing. If I'm imagining things, why does Doug feel the same way

I do?

Maybe it's because there's something going on between you and Doug I don't

about.

You didn't mean that, did you?

Of course I did.

Conspiracy? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Then you tell me why it's only the two of you who feel this way.

Come on, Eric, be reasonable.

Sarah thinks there's something going on between us. I'm not doing much better

with Eric.

What are we going to do?

Let's go have a talk with the caretaker and see if he can explain what's going

on around here.

Yeah, I'd like to know what those crosses are doing out there in the

the woods.

Sarah?

Have you seen Eric? I can't find him anywhere.

He was out by the pool last time I saw him.

Now look who's acting paranoid.

Looks like the guy's disappeared again.

If he ever came back.

What do you mean?

I mean, we never actually saw him.

Come on, let's take a look around.

Doug, Laura!

What are you doing inside his trailer?

Well, I know it looks kind of funny, but I can explain.

We're listening.

You see, it's like this. I couldn't get my Walkman to work.

I thought it might be the batteries.

So I came over to see if the security guard had any, but he wasn't home.

So you went inside his trailer?

I think that's called unlawful entry.

Yeah.

Well, I only did it because the guy wasn't around.

Hey,

where is the guy anyway?

Good question.

Come on.

It'll show up sooner or later.

Hello?

Hello?

Is someone out there?

I said, is someone out there?

I give up. What's going on?

Zach, is this one of your little practical jokes?

Is this one of your stupid little games?

Okay, who are you and what do you want?

So it is you, Eric, isn't it?

Told you, I'm not going in there. There's too many mosquitoes.

Trying to lure me into the woods, huh? Well, I'm not that stupid.

Now that's really low, Eric. You know that?

Now give me back my brush.

Baby's gone off the woods to build more crosses.

Doesn't look to me like it's ever come back.

Then you turn this TV on Look you guys can stay around here and play detective.

I'm going back to the house What's wrong

that should have been back by now you're right it should have been

even with you. You just wait.

Cute, Eric.

You've gotten dirt all over it. I'm gonna kill you.

I said I'd thank you to come here and take a look at this.

There's soup everywhere.

Julie, do you hear me?

What's all the commotion about?

Where's Julie? She's supposed to be keeping an eye on the soup.

She went looking for you a few minutes ago.

Who's in the woods with the ghetto blaster?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, Doug, what are you talking about?

I'm talking about someone taking a tape player and going off in the woods.

You know now where Julie is.

Why don't you go out to the woods with the set fire?

You guys stay here. I'll go find out.

Eric, do you know something we don't?

Calm down. There's nothing to worry about.

Julie and I just wanted to be alone in the woods for a little while.

He doesn't seem very discreet about it.

Julie!

I feel something's happened to her.

Don't be crazy. She just can't hear us, that's all.

I want to go find out. I'll come with you. Not without me.

Come on, guys. Stay here.

You're going to ruin everything.

Julie!

Julie's been here. This is one of her shoes.

Julie!

The car's been here, too.

Looks like something's been dragged or anything.

The ground's all torn up.

I think we should call the police.

Oh, come on. Not this again.

Wake up, Eric. Something is going on. The caretaker's disappeared. Julie's

missing. Zach should have been back by now.

If this is one of Zach's practical jokes, it's becoming very unfunny.

This time we're calling the police.

Doug, I really think you're making a big mistake.

Guys, I think we should give it a little more time before we go jump into

conclusions. If we wait any longer, it might be too late.

Too late for what?

I don't think that's necessary, Doug.

I told you we should give it a little more time.

Julie will probably turn up in a minute with one of her stupid explanations.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

That there's been one too many coincidences?

Yeah.

Zach, what took you so long?

He didn't get any beer.

Go check the car.

Where's Zach?

Boy, I really need a beer.

Yo, Zach!

Let's go.

Zach?

I just remembered something. Come on.

The beer's here.

But where's Zach?

I think I just found out.

Get serious.

Eric.

I noticed these when I came in to get charcoal. I didn't think much about them

at the time.

So somebody's probably been spying on us all day?

Not somebody. A man.

A big man by the size of these footprints.

If he overheard Zach promised to go get beer, he could have stolen what we had

just so Zach would have to go buy some more.

You mean in order to get Zach alone?

Then he somehow took Julie and got off in the woods by herself.

And now he wants us to think that what's going on is all just one big practical

joke.

We're leaving this place.

Come on, Sarah, we're getting out of here. Out of here? What for? I'll

it later. Smooth.

Where's Eric?

He went back into the woods. He thinks Julie got somewhere with that.

I'm going after him. You can get in the car.

Come on.

Somebody please tell me what the hell is going on.

Somebody's trying to kill us, Sarah.

You know, you and Doug are taking this paranoia thing just a bit too far.

Now, do you believe me?

Jack, Julie, I know what's going on here. If you could stop playing this

game. Eric, come back.

Don't go away. This is none of your business.

Eric, listen to me. This is not a game.

Julie.

Eric, do you hear me? This is not a game.

Oh, hello, officer. What are you doing here?

You want these? I found your sunglasses by a tree.

Holy shit!

Spell!

Spell buggy!

I've got to go after him. Laura, you can't leave me here alone. Listen, just

bolt the windows, okay?

It'll be all right.

Oh, God!

God!

Oh, the house.

Thank God.

Tired?

Run down.

Need some energy.

Thank God, the police.

Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

The doorbell doesn't seem to work.

Oh, you don't know how happy I am to see you.

Nothing to worry about, miss.

I've got everything under control.

Whoever was here got in a car and drove off.

Oh, God.

666. Sarah!

Boy, I sure am relieved to know that everything's okay.

You know, for a minute there, I was starting to get worried.

Officer?

Officer, here's the beer you wanted.

Oh, there you are.

I'm looking for you.

Hey, what's going on?

Sarah.

Sarah.

This is no way to act.

You're making Officer Vickers very, very mad.

Why don't you just tell me where you are and get this over with?

I'll find out sooner or later.

Which way's the house?

I don't know.

Sarah, now stop this. You're obstructing justice.

Hardball, you're under arrest.

Police Officer Joe Vickers.

Yes, sir.

There's no sign of her.

Oh, my God.

Come on, we're getting out of here.

What are we going to do? He's done something to the car.

We're getting out of here.

Everything's under control.

We've caught the maniac.

Come along with me and I'll take care of you.

It's just a coincidence.

I'm going to have to throw the book at you.

Uh -oh.

Suspect fleeing the scene.

Come on, get through. Get through.

Doug. You're making me very, very

Come on.

Going somewhere?

Here I come.

Ready or not.

At least we can call for help.

A table's been cut.

What are we going to do?

The woman says she won't open the door. Doug!

Laura!

Come on, come on!

Dispatch, we got a DWI in the back seat. He says he got a cop who was harassing

him.

We lost him.

For the time being.

No, it all makes sense.

You mean why that squad car is following us this morning?

We shouldn't have listened to the others.

We should have called the police right away.

Is that who I think it is?

I'm afraid it is.

Come on.

There's a little car behind his trailer.

If we can just find his keys.

Now all we have to do is make it back to the house.

You shouldn't have done that.

Look, go get the car started. I'll distract him, and I'll meet you in the

driveway. Go.

Come on! You gotta get out of here!

Look! The door!

So, we meet again.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

We're turning!

Tony! Tony!

Tony!

Oh, well, have it your way.

We're getting out of here.

Catch your breath and we'll make it back to the road.

What about you? You've broken something.

A couple of ribs. It doesn't feel so terrific, but I'll make it.

You don't look in such good shape yourself.

I could be better.

Come on, we're getting out of here.

Go, go.

Hold it right there.

Put your hands in the air.

I said hands in the air!

You don't understand. No one's trying to kill us.

Hey, Thread, put him up.

You've got to believe us. Some cops killed his caretaker and four of our

friends.

We're telling you the truth. His squad car's parked out in the middle of the

woods, number 113.

Bradley to dispatch. Come in.

All right, go to the radio. Call headquarters.

Tell them it's worse than we thought.

Where's the squad car?

Over here.

What did you mean by it's worse than we thought?

A policeman named Joe Vickers didn't show up for work after his day off.

When we searched his apartment this morning, we found evidence of devil

We thought it might have something to do with a woman who disappeared last

night, so we ran a check on fingerprints found in the apartment.

Turns out Vickers' real name is Gary Henley, a guy with a history of mental

problems a mile long.

Who's now a policeman?

Yeah. Chris?

Bradley? I read you. Go ahead.

Yeah, it's Vickers' car, all right.

Sitting out here in the middle of the woods.

Maybe Vickers really does have the devil on his side.

Call the cops on it, of course. Vickers is the only one who lived by himself and

kept his car at home.

Any other cop we would have known right away if he was missing.

Nice weather, huh?

According to psychiatric records, Henley came from a broken home.

Abused child.

Police were always being called in to break up fights.

State finally got custody of him during his formative years.

It was then that Henley came to believe that God was always on his side and

would always take care of him.

Then when the state kicked him out on the street...

Henley came to believe that God had deserted him.

And that's when he turned to Satan.

Chris.

Chris, do you read me?

Something's happened to him.

Nah, there's no need to panic. He's probably just out of radio range.

Chris, come in. Do you read me?

I'm telling you, something's happened to him. We should get the hell out of

here.

Too late.

You should have listened to Doug.

Have a heart.

We're way out of here.

Come on.

Looking for a way out?

How about...

Dead.

has nothing to do with it.

Zayden doesn't like bullets.

What the hell?

Please, I beg you.

It won't hurt.

Since you put it that way.

On a more bizarre note, further fingerprint analysis has now led some

authorities to speculate that police officer Joe Vickers, a .k .a. Gary

is none other than Ted Warnecke, the serial killer who escaped from prison

several months ago during a bloody shootout.

A spokesman for the police department, however, denies the allegation, claiming

there's no way a psychopath of Warnicke's notoriety could infiltrate

force, even if he did have the devil's help.