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you excited about going to South Dakota

I thought we're going to the wild West

well South Dakota is the wild West

they struck gold there

that's why gun slingers have hang out in Deadwood

Outlaw gold guns doesn't get more western than that

that sounds wonderful

South Dakota is also home to one of the uh

places on our bucket list

and post that building nope what hotel

not no

that's in Vegas Mount Rushmore

Mount Rushmore you're right right

yep you ever got stoned with a president

no you're about to get stoned with four presidents

there's a few presidents along the way

I think out were stoned well

I think we load up the wagon

we saddle up the horses let's ride to the west

how long would it take us to get there

16 months if we leave now

my name is Jack Osborne and this is my dad

Ozzy heavy metal god

are you ready Prince of darkness

and surprisingly enough

history nerd as the old saying goes

like father like son

so my dad and I

are doing something we've always wanted to do

we're hitting the road just the two of us

and a bucket list of places

and things we've only ever read about in books

oh my god this is amazing

all seen on TV and the web

do you have your knife yes

civil days we might need it

there are no roadies no tour buses

what the fuck is this no boundaries oh

welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour

let's rock and roll

so on this trip we're gonna go to Badlands Badlands

so my dad's a rockstar

and he's always had a huge entourage

and a well oiled machine backing him up

but on these trips I'm the tour manager

we're doing Mount Rushmore

Mount Rushmore that's Robert Moore anyway I know

why do you wanna go see Mount Rushmore

why is it on your bucket list

I wanna on the road my band went to sleep

I was the only one who never got off the bus

to see Mount Rushmore

I think I must have been drunk or something

you can't walk up to it no

but because we can't walk up to it

we're gonna try and get a helicopter to take us up

and fly I don't

I don't wanna go in a helicopter really

I don't know you go there

I don't know I'll I'll

why not I mean

statistically saying we're more likely to die driving

yeah to the helicopter

I don't wanna be

another head on the side of the Mount Rushmore

splattered with a propeller up my ass or something

they could change it to Mount Oz more if you die there

first stop on our journey to Mount Rushmore

Badlands National Park we really liked the name

we are in the Badlands bro

not so good land

that's actually where Michael Jackson wrote

his bad album

moonwalking at the middle of the road

station closed please pay when you exit the park

oh that's a badly attended kiosk

oh look

that looks like some bad land to me

viewpoint ahead

wow wow

that's unbelievable that is

this is why the land was bad

cause you couldn't really cross it

oh I get it now

wow this is really bad

37 million years ago

the ancient crystalline core of the Black Hills

visible to the west

where's the worst

how the fuck do I know

so I guess 75 million years ago

the Badlands were completely underwater

then when the oceans went away

these volcanoes started blowing up

and spewing ash everywhere

everything left behind by the ocean and volcanoes

piled up for millions of years

and voila badlands

they find like saber tooth tiger remains here

they find Triceratops Tyrannosaurus Rex

I mean

there's tons of Dinosaur fossils that they pull up

from this whole area

rabbit

more rabbit

the rabbits was like it out rabbit

like

that's what you took away from this beautiful place

no no

pretty interesting to look at

a good rabbit there think we can get some bad language

I'll send it to mum

hi

true

thank you where are you from

China

wherever we go even in the South Dakota wilderness

daddy wanna take one of these kids

as these little kids want to

absolutely my dad is still Aussie and the fans

they'll find him we're on our honeymoon

oh you are

yeah wow

congratulations

uh oh

thank you very much you're welcome

thank you so much I can never know it's called Badlands

because when they come over on a horse and wagon

probably saw it and go oh no

they wouldn't be able to pass it

alright let's get going

we've got a lot to do before we get to Mount Rushmore

no no helicopters today

it says pay on the exit please proceed

please go yeah

but like where do we pay it said you don't pay

just go well no

it said no when we pulled in

it said you had to pay

can I have some alright

alright it's his fault

this is how I was being bad

would you be being bad at Badlands ha ha ha ha ha

with an amazing view and free pocket mission behind us

my dad and I hit the road again

do you want some 5 cent coffee

I want a 5 cent piss and just like on every road trip

when you have a chance to stop for a cup of coffee

and a pee break you take it

this is kind of cool

cowboy town

my 4 year old daughter Pearl

is crazy about the souvenirs

I bring her back from the road

and nothing says authentic Wild West like a jackalope

look at these

oh wow

I might get one of these for

for Pearl a jackalope

it's a little boy's room

tough choice tough choice

I think I might go with this guy

I'd be scared of him at night

I like a big rack on my jackalope

do you want me to get anything else

before we leave town

hello

good talk

dad

I feel like I got a good night sleep

although I did get a text message from my dad Jack

I've just killed a great

big spider that was crawling across my bedside table

my response was that exclamation Mark

exclamation Mark exclamation Mark

and so on

his response it has really shook out of me

and I can't turn the lights off and now it sucks

let's see the spider morning morning

let's see the spider oh

it's gone well

where was it on the side of the bed

a big thing it was really

was it was it a house spider or was it like

I didn't even I didn't go

I didn't go can I look

see your room key

maybe he was just a fan and he wanted an autograph

you freak me out man

while I was researching our trip to Mount Rushmore

I saw that we'd be passing through Gold Country

and I found this guy on the internet

who actually pans for gold

and gold happens to be something

that I knew would appeal to my father

now this guy I spoke to

his name is is Rattlesnake Randy

oh sounds like a good chap

nice job and

he's been prospecting in these hills for a long time

and when I spoke obviously

I haven't caught any well no

I was talking to him I was like

what's the likelihood of finding gold

he said there'd be gold in them there hills

so this whole area was settled

pretty much because of gold

people have been prospecting here since

like the late 1800s this is

this is my Costa del Oro I think it is

and apparently

General Custer originally discovered gold in the area

and because of that

people started flocking to the area to strike it rich

they have on the ground mines there

don't they yeah

big time and

I read about this one mine

that produced over 2 tons of gold

wow

panning for gold is not getting in the river

um I'm not getting in the river

when I spoke to him

he said we'll be digging in the river

by the sound of it

you can dig on the Riverbank and stuff and

and sift through a pan

I was really excited to go panning for gold

my expectations were

I thought we'd be knee deep in river water

and we ain't gonna get dizzy

when I first got here yeah

the wall went there was one

well five women to about 300 guys

bestiality was quite a thing back then really

yeah sheep shagging

what are you killing I found him in bed with my alarm

numerous times you've mentioned

the bestiality that occurred in the Wild West

well they weren't that many women

uh huh

so I gotta get something to relieve their sexual urges

ha ha

so somewhere around here

we are meant to meet Rattlesnake Randy

as he is known I can smell the gold from here

oh this is a Jeep Wrangler

rattlesnake Randy it's nice to meet you

how you doing this is kind of a secret area of mine

that I want to kind of keep secret

if we could just turn the cameras off for now

until we get down to the spot

we can do that alright awesome

appreciate that no problem Randy

alright alright

keep the cameras on

we'll be back

that's my goal they'll come back tonight

we'll come hit him with a pan and steal it

Mark that tree

Alrighty let's go find some gold

right okay

we got some tens here tens for you

I thought you said there was no water

well there is

but you we have to cross it

we have to cross over a stream to

thank you sir

little bit of water little bit of water

not a lot we're not like wading through rapids

you said there was no water

gold is found in rivers well

they're about close to no water

it's alright it's honestly

it's like a little it'll be a little stream

are you ready let's go do it

let's go get wet

we won't get too wet famous last words

famous last words

it's actually like the

River Thames

okay we're pretty close here

pretty close I feel it alrighty

this is where we're gonna be working

that's doable right gold back down in there

when I first met Rattlesnake Randy

I thought he was a lunatic I thought what the fuck

this guy got a gun rattlesnake on his head

I didn't know when he's gonna go you stole my gold

get his gun and start shooting him

first thing I'll do is get this loose box set up here

watch your step walking in

I'm gonna start getting some material from up here

so

if you want to start scooping some of this dirt here

this is gold bearing material here

some nice gravel

I think there's a good chance of gold in there

cause a lot of

the gold

has had thousands of years to work down through

all this sediment

and it likes to sit on that solid bedrock oh okay

now we'll take this material

we're gonna run it through the classifier and just

all we're gonna do is rinse all the big rocks off

to get the fine material to run through

the smooth spots

you're gonna have to you know you do it

you gotta you gotta jiggle it

we're just gonna dump some here

and then what you wanna do is just swivel side to side

what we're doing is trying to break that gold free

from the MUD and clay yeah

hey dad smile smile

hey what's up

pissed me off

you've got me to go there with you in the forest

and I was doing all the fucking work

yeah but you like gold more than me

well I've got enough gold

your thing come on dad

let's go and find some gold

and there was no way about it

you were sitting there letting me get freezing cold

but you didn't get sick it was building up to it

Randy how'd you get the name Rattlesnake Randy

well I was panning by the creek one day

and this one snuck up behind me

and bit me in the back of the leg

whoa you actually got bit by a rattlesnake

so I turned around bit him back right

police 10 minutes later

the snake was dead hahaha

too bad you didn't save the bat

you could have had like a bat on a hat for you

ha ha that bus had more airplay than I am

now

we've got some good material to start running through

the sluice box and if you see gold in there

you'll know it it'll be nice and yellow okay

and when you start finding gold

all it does is make you wanna find more right

yeah the fever

gold fever right

where was the last time you saw Jack

up to his neck in muck

give me that nugget oh

look at that wow

there's a nugget we got a nugget

there's a nugget Mister Gonzalez wow

we got gold we struck gold

you already got one there

look at that

oh I never could have guessed

don't touch my gold

that's a nice one right at the end too

look at that yeah

there's that nugget that is a beauty

so now we'll bring this over here

we're just slowly gonna rinse these off

off the sides here

so we're gonna let all the gold go in and everything

everything going right into the bucket there

I about like myself

when he just poured the gold back in the muddy water

I was like no

you can see the gold

so why gonna get straight from there

I don't know I really don't get that

so you're gonna get just enough water on here

slightly tilt forward and shake it side to side

that way the gold's gonna hit the bottom

slide down

pile up in a little pocket at the bottom here

right there I see a bunch of gold already yeah

slowly gonna push and roll that water up and around

letting that light material fall down out of the way

wow that's some gold

that's how heavy wow

that's cool we got a bit of gold

we didn't get a brick we got a we got a we got it's fun

let's go

we got $70 worth of gold and you didn't get that wet

you didn't know it was drowning

that was cool awesome

my dad loves military history

so the next stop on our road to Rushmore was

something I knew he would think was the bomb

a decommissioned Minuteman nuclear missile site

General National Historic Site

this is Allison hi Allison

it's Jack and Ozzy Osbourne

we're coming by the facility

and I just want to make sure we have the uh

the right directions if you see the house

it's the only house you're gonna see ah

okay with the big antenna

yep alright

alright thank you very much

this is it yeah

you just think it was a regular farmer

to me it looked like where

like a farmer keeps all his tractors

look there's a barbecue

this whole place is a barbecue pretty much

so in the 1950s

America had nukes like all over the western states

and Russia had a buttload of their own

pointed right back at us over here in the US

so if they launch

we launch mutually assured destruction

such a pleasant term hi oh hi

hi Allison come on and follow me you know

Cold War period

you've got this huge build up of tension

between the Soviet Union and the US

so both sides are trying to beat each other out

in the build up of their weapons

we decided that we needed something that could respond

quickly be placed out in the frontier

withstand a wide range of temperatures

and that became the Minuteman

how long would it take a missile from here

to reach Russia about 28 minutes

wow and is that going out into the Strat

like out into space and back in or just going

well that's one of the reasons

why the missiles were placed here

in the first place

we are the closest we could get to the Soviet Union

cause these missiles are going up over the North Pole

oh right over the North Pole

yeah yes

Alaska

they could be taken out pretty easily by Soviet subs

at the time

so putting them in the central part of the country

kind of had built in defense

now this antenna is

a very significant part of the Minot Man program

if this site

were blown completely off the face of the earth

there was a plane in the air for 30 years

called the Looking Glass plane

and that plane could send an ultra

high frequency signal directly to that antenna

launch all 10 missiles associated with this site

wow did locals know that this facility was here

and that there were silos around

they did the folks who lived here

literally lived with 1.2 megaton

nuclear missiles in their backyards

all right lead the way

stop that it's terrifying

if you wanna

go ahead and walk down to the end of the hallway

and I'll meet you right down there cool

this was operational from 1963 to 1993

I'd like to introduce you to Steve

he's one of our volunteers

he was a missile here at this site

this is Jack and Ozzy hi

hi how are you

nice to meet you Steve

good to meet you good to meet you Steve

how long were you here I was here three years

and how long would a one stint at this facility

well it was a 24 hour alert

like a firehouse well

did you have to stay awake for 24 hours

no you went downstairs

you stayed there and you were allowed to sleep cool

should we should we head down

sure

if you wanna come down we'll go to the LCC

Launch Control Center

we're going down to the launch control center

generally called capsule and you'll see why

so you're not okay flying around in a helicopter

but you're okay with going three stories underground

you know why that is why you can't fly in the solo

hey I ain't operational

see my point see your point I got a lot of concrete

we're going down to the launch control center

generally called Capsule Zero Hour wall South Dakota

Ozzy Osbourne and his son Jack

held the fate of the world in their hands

okay not really

but we were headed three stories underground

to a Cold War nuclear missile site

our 1.2 megaton warhead

from here to Moscow is about 30 minutes

wow

you're standing right here

right now in this tunnel junction

uh huh and then this is the capsule

you can see why we call it a capsule

yeah you know

step up perfect perfect

wow this is cool

and this is how thick the capsule is wow

we're on these shocks two here

two up front wow

so a nuclear detonation we can move back and forth

up and down wow

it is fascinating

there was a two missile officers down here

a deputy over in that seat

commander here if you look here

you notice the harness you strap into your chairs that

so you're not thrown out by the nuclear explosion

wow this is the missile status

the two crew members administered 10 missiles

wait wait wait

are all these 10 missiles

they're within five to 12 miles in

basically a circle around this facility

is it the speaker that that cues you guys hey

something's going on yeah

the speaker here we would get diddle diddle

diddle diddle diddle

and that's from off it Air Force Base SAC headquarters

Omaha Nebraska

this wonderful voice would say

Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta

I say again Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta

those two preambles would allow us to go to a book

with thick heavy plastic

various colors if we went to a blue page

it was an exercise message

if we went to a red page then we destroy the world

if they ever use that it's

it's an unwinnable situation because you

you you fire one

you get fired back mm hmm

and it's all they're all gone man

yep and then it's like uh

I'm again then

we would reach in here

and take sealed authenticators out

break them check the message

it's good

we would reach in here and take out two small keys

one would go here for the deputy

one would go up front to my right

I would say okay

on my Mark 3

2 1 Mark

and we would turn keys simultaneously

the missiles go can't stop'em

is there is there a button

like a push no button

no that's the key essentially

it's the keys

was there ever time in your career down here

as a missileer where it was like

hey things aren't looking that good

we might be kind of no

there were a couple of times they did put keys in

but that was more to show we were serious

now will you 3

2 1 go or will you 3

2 1 no

what was your countdown 3

2 1 Mark

and the Mark was the it's like rock

I always have that debate with rock paper scissor

are we going rock paper

scissor go or is it rock paper scissor hahaha

it's just a little bit more pack

scissor you know

when you play Rock Paper Scissor

you go like no

I've never played it's a dumb game

well

I was trying to lighten the mood by like making a rock

paper scissor joke

how can you lighten a nuclear solo launch

cause I'm an optimist

I tend to look at the brighter side of things

obviously

in a very brighter side of it for the fireball

so what do you think

of it those people are very very nice yeah

very nice

that guy is not young and he got a great memory

but oh yeah

I wonder why I haven't got a great memory well

I think that that guy probably did

not nearly as much acid as you did

point target hahaha

what do you know about the Crazy Horse Monument

when it's done it'll be bigger than Mount Rushmore

I always thought Mount Rushmore was massive no

I mean it's big but it's not that big well

not compared to this thing

we came all the way to South Dakota

to see Mount Rushmore but as I was doing research

I came across some information on

another giant mountain sculpture

the Crazy Horse Monument it's still under construction

but when it's done

it'll be even bigger than Mount Rushmore

it was a dead deer dead deer look

that sucks

speaking of death

so you really don't wanna go in this helicopter

please quit with the helicopter

I don't like the things well alright

but what are you gonna do

there's no way we can get to the top of Mount Rushmore

without a helicopter no

I don't I what's the big deal

if it's got like a good safety

if the pilot is competent

how many pilots are gonna be one yeah

what what what

what are you gonna do with your 20,000 feet in the air

and you go

I'm gonna die and you what would you do

I'll be like

so am I I'm not going on a helicopter alright

alright enough about the helicopter thank you

after officially paying our first toll in South Dakota

we were headed into the park

and towards the giant Crazy Horse sculpture

oh wow oh jeez wow

I've seen those

Sculptor Korczak Jakuszewski

came into the Black Hills to work on Mount Rushmore

he was one man who

decided to build this entire Monument by himself

and it was dedicated to Crazy Horse

who was the Lakota chief

that kicked Custer's ass at Little Bighorn

after Corzack died

his wife and kids have been keeping his work going

to the welcome center we must go

I'm gonna offer a pay instantly

remember no peeing on the monuments

what we're looking at here is the 1/30 model actually

and so if you can imagine this 30 times bigger

uh huh that's what's out there okay

the with the projections we're looking at you know

10 to 15 years for the hand that's out stretched here

and then the supporting horse's mane

the shoulder and then part of his hair up here actually

so what's the hole

that's that's under his arm right there

under his arm oh

cool so yeah

so when Kochak was working on that actually

he started from the backside of the mountain

and it took him several years to do it

and so he's like you know

it was just him by himself for years

oh yeah oh yeah

him and his kids I've been managing up to 10 children

yeah I know

yeah that's great

I'm Bill that as well yeah right

well

he's stabbing in the boy and he said he needed help

you know what that is

that's where they keep the explosives

you really yep

falling mountain danger crazy holes

you can't tell the scale

until you start getting closer to it

oh yeah

you made it when we go out there

we need to wear these when we get out haha

we look like an Easter egg

is that the original stair

that's how when they were carving the face

they would get up to the top

so here we go wow

that's unbelievable wow that's great

that is unbelievable

do you guys wanna get in one together yeah

they're really using the exact same techniques

they used to build Rushmore

it seemed tiny when we got there

until you're looking up his nostril

no

so one of the tricks Learned on Mount Rushmore

is the ability to make the eyes

so that wherever you're at here

uh huh it looks like he's looking at you

yeah yeah yeah

oh wow

yeah

that's amazing 87 and a half feet

that's amazing oh

we have a visitor hi

hi hello hi

this is my name is Jacuzzi

how you do hi

nice to meet you how's it going

I'm Jack good

hi Jack

hi pleasure to meet you

welcome how often are you guys

blasting once every couple weeks

now we're concentrating on Crazy

Horse's hand and the horse's mane yeah

so we'll have two crews

working at both ends of the mountain wow

so actually we're standing we're standing on the horse

we're standing on the arm right now

but I guess

where we're standing is probably gonna be the hands

right here so about half of that rock will be gone wow

maybe one day

they can build a 500 foot sculpture of you yeah

that'd be cool I think so

you'd be around forever

I know a few rock stars with heads as big as that

me too

ha ha

it's right when it's finished unbelievable

my dad and I are gonna go to Deadwood

the old gun slinging town

so one thing that I've set up

that my dad doesn't know about

is a little private quick draw lesson dad

he actually taught me to shoot uh when I was a kid

so he kind of knows what he's doing so uh

yeah

yo come

let me see the layers let me see what you got

I've got the layers with me

you got a pair of long Johns just in case

no no

no no

I'm just saying it is cold out today

I know it's cold what is your deal with not layering up

I don't know I walk around like an expedition

I'm pretty cool dude

I'm the rock that you are

you're pretty cool

why should I pay $5,000 a coat jacket

when I wear a you pay $5,000 a coat yeah

I'm the Prince of darkness I should become a tailor

as we were getting closer and closer to Mount Rushmore

the next stop on our tour of the Wild West

was a frontier town called Deadwood

and as a Brit who loves all things western

are we there yet nearly

my dad was as patient as ever to get there

are we there yet yeah

where are you no

we're obviously not there yet

but you wish you were in a helicopter

now you're in there I'd do

we have already been done with the day

Deadwood

Deadwood was founded in 1874

during the Black Hills Gold Rush

and as you can probably tell from the name Deadwood

look there's lots of wood and it's dead

it was named after a bunch of dead trees

found in a gulch

it was a rough town known for gambling and gold

the famous gun slinger Wild Bill Hickok

met his maker here with a bullet in the back

oh look cemetery

when I was a young boy I had a fixation about death

you still do I still play in cemeteries all the time

you used to tell me when I was a kid

if you stand on a grave

the skeleton's gonna come out and grab you

and I used to be terrified

I never said that you used to say that all the time

would you like something like that dad

you want a big bronze statue over your uh grave

I don't care I won't

I won't be ready to complain ha ha

wow and then look

there's Calamity Jane wonder if they were married

let's look her up

Miss Calamity Jane was an American frontierswoman

and a professional scout known for her claim

of being an acquaintance of Wild Bill Hickok

she is said to have

always exhibited kindness and compassion to others

especially to this

inappropriate

she was known also like you hahaha

well there's Calamity Jane

Dad just did a life justice

how did you get the name Calamity Jane

I think it's just a name just like

how'd you get the name Ozzy

I'm not Ozzy Ozzy doesn't make sense I'm a metal god

I feel like we should embody the spirit of Wild Bill

and maybe go shoot some guns

metal god Ozzy Osbourne OK

little punk

ha ha

we wanted to get the full Wild West tourist experience

Suns out guns out

so I made an appointment at a nearby gun range

where we could try our hand at some quick draw

Greg

hello hello

I'm Greg Becky

how's it going Jack Oswald

Jack pleasure to meet you

you must be Ozzy it's pleasure to meet you

how you doing I'm Shane

how you doing how's it going Shane

Shane nice to meet you

nice to meet you

foster is historically bound to Deadwood

right it

was all about you know

vendettas and money so basically like today

pretty much one thing while Bill had an advantage of

he was part of the union and he was a scout

and he was a very

very good shot and he liked to carry him butt

butt out and he would draw like this and he practiced

is there an advantage to to do it that way

he wore a sash for almost everything he did well

in a sash like this it's hard to get a hold of them

yeah yeah

yeah but with the grip like this

I can come in and come right out and go yeah

do what I need to do we're gonna feeling fast ah yeah

I'm feeling alright yeah

we'll see we'll see how fast

you are still cold out well

come on over let's play a little bit

so the pistols

we're gonna use are a single action revolver

made by Ruger Vicar for shooting a special wax bullet

these guys came to shoot

let's shoot when the light comes on

that's when we're gonna draw cock and fire

there we go there you go

string back to your holster

you feel like Wild Bill

I feel like Cold Bill Wild O

alright dad

quick draw contest best of three

if I win you gotta get on a helicopter with me

you can go take a running jump

alright hey

a wager's a wager

alright boys

are you ready yep shooters on the line

okay we've got times here

you've got a 1.052 for Ozzy

but we've got a 1.007 for Jack

I could shave that young punk

he kept calling me punk but the name's quick draw Jack

ha ha ha ha juniors set

oh oh

2.552 was Jack's time and 8

5 2 was your best time good job

hey you got a lot to learn punk

ha ha alright boys

here comes the second victory

are you ready yep

here come your commands shoot on the line

shooters set

on the line

my dad and I were in the shootout of our lives

if I win

he has to go on a little helicopter ride with Moi

to Mount Rushmore shooters set

oh that was really close too Jack

you had a 9 3 6

you beat him with an 8 6 0

haha

I guess no helicopter no

you can forget the helicopter

I punk

I'll kick your ass over and I'll kick your ass again

cold that was fun

you're pretty fast though

getting out of the cold or with the guns

both I think I was faster getting out of the cold

cold

though I may have lost the battle

I wouldn't lose the war

as my dad and I prepared to make our final push

to Mount Rushmore

can't walk up

they don't let anyone on top of Rushmore anymore

they're gonna fly a helicopter into them

even if they did it would

do very little damage it's solid rock

they're rock stars as well hahaha

well it was the final day of our Wild West road trip

and we had finally reached the Mountain Top

and by Mountain Top I mean Mount Rushmore oh look

there they are wow that's pretty cool

we just arrived at Rushmore

as you can see four dead president's faces

where's he going

let's just see how long he goes before he turns around

look he didn't even

thank you

why did you just wander off

when we got to Mount Rushmore

well I'm 67 and I might be getting a bit senile

I gotta find out why we built let's see

oh here we go

the meaning carved into the granite

Mount Rushmore were chosen by the sculptor

to commemorate the founding

growth

and preservation and development of the United States

yeah okay

Borglum started building the Monument in 1927

and the initial thought process was that it was

gonna be from head to waist

but they had to cease construction during World War 2

because the US government was no longer funding

anything that wasn't necessary

everything had to go to the war effort

they took the measurements on the

on the 1/10 scale times it by 10

that's very interesting

I've started this is my kind of a town man

please do not feed the chipmunks okay

what don't feed the chipmunks

what is it a real thing called chipmunks

yeah that was a cartoon thing

no well yeah

no chipmunks are real

pretty impressive isn't it it really is

so each of the presidents up there is

because they did something

to help develop and grow the United States yeah

that is it's a shame that you can't get closer to it

listen there is a way to get closer

God

helicopter oh God

I've told you I'm not doing a helicopter

you can forget it forget it

why not OK

explain to me why you don't wanna go in a helicopter

what are you scared of it's kind of like this Jack

there's no wings on the thing

I've got your mum would kill me

if I could come down in one of them

look at it like this

if Ozzy Osbourne crashed and died in a helicopter

at Mount Rushmore you literally

they would put you in the museum here

your charred remains put a little

little jar of ashes up there

well if they find you

if there's anything left but hey

like what a way to go

I'm sorry like if you're gonna die

die in a national Monument

people will remember you

I don't wanna die in a national Monument

I don't wanna die period

right now if you wanna go to the top

that's the only way to do it

I'm not going on a helicopter

we don't like this one

you alright no

got the buffalo just at the front left

that's awesome

uh oh

what what

I don't know

well don't stop me off you hahaha

stop going oh oh

oh you feel that

haha oh Chuck

you gotta quit now there'll be a bad smell in the car

concrete in it

haha

what do you think

amazing I'm fascinated

I'm surprised how beautiful it is

did you feel like you couldn't really enjoy Rushmore

in the helicopter cause you were scared

how can I enjoy being scared in a helicopter

ha ha ha

like I like helicopters

you didn't say that before we got on you

I was I was whimpering in the toilets

I know I told you'd be alright

believe me I'm an older guy than you

I told you to be safe

wait a second