Original subtitles

First, it'll open with the credits

and a loud jaw-dropping soundtrack.

The credits are gonna have a ton of names though,

'cause the movie will cost a billion dollars

and the special effects are gonna be like,

pow, pow, pow!

And I can't forget about the action scenes!

Oh, but there's no love scenes in the movie

'cause everyone knows those are ugh!

And you better believe there's gonna be

a bunch of super famous actors

doing the craziest stunts you've ever seen,

like jumping off a spaceship onto an atom bomb!

Boom!

The credits will continue appearing on screen

with names you won't even have time to read

because they're so long and boring!

It starts like this.

Angelo presents "The Adventures of Angelo."

Hold on, let me try again.

Angelo presents "The Adventures of Angelo the Adventurer,"

and the title of today's episode is,

"Angelo's Search for the Holy Grail."

Hi there, kids.

It is I, Angelo, the world's greatest adventurer.

I'm on a mission to find

the legendary Grail of Eternal Life.

My search has led me to this jungle

where danger lurks around every turn.

There!

There!

There!

-Whoa! -Wow!

Angelo, eat up so you can go brush your teeth.

Nobody gets to tell Angelo

what he can and can't do, sweetie.

What's that?

-Oh, it's nothing. -Hmm.

Keep eating that fast

and you'll give yourself a tummy ache.

Thank you, oh wise one, for your precious advice.

Now, where must I look to find

the legendary Grail of Eternal Life?

You'll find the grail at the foot of the Devil's Faucet.

But I recommend that you turn back now

for it is only your death that awaits you there.

Not even death scares Angelo.

I understand. I'll get on it right away.

Honey, could you heat up Ellie's food?

I have to send an email.

Oh, with pleasure.

After all this little tiger needs her feeding.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Where's Leo?

Oh, I don't believe this.

Leo, it's time to eat!

Leo, get down here now!

Okay, heard you the first time!

Ugh.

Could it be?

My lifelong arch nemesis, Doofus Man?

So, which setting is for Ellie's food?

What? The usual.

I'm sorry.

Um...

The usual it is.

After having escaped death 18 times,

Angelo finally found the relic he'd been searching for.

The Holy Grail.

I promise that it'll be ready a minute.

How about a delicious slice of sandwich bread instead?

Angelo the Adventurer was making his way

to the grail when suddenly...

Tarantula Gigantica appears!

We can hear you, slap head.

Doofus Man.

Doofus Man

is Angelo the Adventurer's arch nemesis

who was pieced together from other doofuses.

Look at the cute little spider.

Let's find out how it looks after I'm done squashing it.

Leave him alone! He didn't do anything wrong!

We'll just see about that, slap head.

Nobody calls me slap head and gets away with it.

Slap head! Slap head! Slap head!

No need to be upset.

Hmm?

Hey, what's going on?

Is it serious?

What did the doctor say?

There's no hope? Really?

I, I understand.

We'll get there soon as possible.

What's the matter, darling?

That was my sister.

Mom's fallen ill.

She's not gonna make it.

What's Mom sad about?

Are you getting divorced?

Your aunt just called.

She said Gran is sick.

The, the doctor seems to think it's serious.

I hate to say it,

but your gran might not be here with us much longer.

What's wrong with her?

Is she really gonna die?

Has her battery run out?

Uh...

Gran's gonna die?

But I can't imagine life without her.

Gran lives in the countryside

where it's crawling with all sorts of critters.

Hurry up and help me, Gran,

before I get eaten alive by these brain sucking aliens!

Too late.

Be sure to take your shoes off before coming in.

Gran always cheats whenever we play cards.

You cheated!

Ha! Prove it.

Sometimes with Gran

I get to watch movies that are usually just for grownups.

Now you'll know what they call me Ragnar the Butcher!

Close your eyes. It's too graphic.

Come on!

Gran has a way with words and the best advice.

If you have to make an important decision,

listen to your inner voice above all else.

It'll always tell you the right thing to do.

If anyone says otherwise, you give 'em this.

I promise I will.

Psst.

Gran has a special way of handing out candy.

Which hand?

But don't tell your mom.

You got it.

Oh, you're such a rascal, aren't ya?

But above all,

she gives lovely Gran-smelling hugs.

Hmm.

Didn't we pass here already?

Shit, you're right.

Daddy said a curse word!

What did he say?

He just said shit.

Angelo cursed!

Shut up, you doofus.

You're the doofus, slap head.

Would it kill you to use the GPS?

Stop calling me slap head, you mega doofus.

-Slap head. Slap head. -Shut up.

-Slap head. Slap head. -Shut up!

It's the same every time.

"We don't need a GPS."

"No machine's gonna tell me where to go."

- Shut up! - Blah, blah, blah.

All while we go in circles.

That's enough!

Now look what you've done.

Don't worry, sweetie. Everything's okay.

I think it's best we pull over for a break.

Use the bathroom, everyone.

Ugh, this is gross.

Awesome!

Hey.

Ooh.

While on a dangerous journey that goes back in time,

Angelo discovers a world inhabited

by terrifying and mysterious creatures.

Hmm.

It seems I'm finally going to get to observe

the lizard Detritus Rex here in its natural habitat.

Come with me.

Yes. Sorry about that.

We got a bit lost, but we'll be there soon

because we're sticking to the GPS.

Hello. I am Mark 7, your onboard computer.

You'll want to take the first exit west.

Alright, let's go.

Everyone here?

Yeah.

Huh? They're leaving?

Come back! You left me behind!

I'm gonna rot here surrounded by trash bugs,

alone and abandoned.

My only chance to survive is eating these soggy old fries.

I wanna go home!

My whole life's ruined!

What's this?

Are you whining and giving up? Just like that?

Boo-hoo, I'm lost and alone!

I need you to get a grip, Angelo.

During times like these,

you have to learn to twist adversity like this metal bar!

A real adventurer laughs at danger.

A real adventurer never gives up.

A real adventurer always finds his way back to Gran!

He's got a point.

After all, I am Angelo the Adventurer!

Granny lives in the south.

I know because it's always warm there

and south is...

There!

Huh?

Excuse me. Who are you?

Oh!

Huh? Hang on.

Wait for me!

You're going too fast!

Well, isn't this lovely?

Ooh.

What is this place?

Ooh.

Where are you going?

Huh?

- Alert, alert! - Huh?

- Alert, alert! - Huh?

Alert! Intruder alert!

Alert! Alert!

No, no. I don't mean any harm.

I'm lost is all.

Lies! Your words can't fool us.

I bet Ultra sent you! Attack!

- Strike! Strike! Strike! - Huh? Hold on.

Cut it out!

- Strike! Strike! Strike! - Ow!

Strike! Strike! Strike!

Hey! That really hurts, you guys.

Make it stop!

Strike! Strike! Strike!

Strike! Strike! Strike!

End of the line, demon!

Fine then, have it your way.

Ah! No!

I'm burning up here!

More like getting a tan.

Strike Team, take control!

What are you waiting for? Move it!

Run! Run! Run!

Mommy!

Run! Run! Run!

Run! Run! Run! Run!

The red ants shall never forget your noble sacrifice.

Mommy!

You are driving too close to the shoulder.

Do you have to talk all the time?

Time is a relative concept,

especially for us high potentials.

Blah, blah, blah.

We get it, Mister Know-It-All.

Mister Smartest-in-the-Room.

Mister Blow-Your-Own-Trumpet.

You are quite right,

as I'm from the latest generation

of artificial intelligence.

My artificial intelligence

is easily superior to that of yours.

My margin of error is no more than 0.01%.

Ah, so you can be wrong.

Yes, but the probability of that happening is nearly zero.

But we agree that it is possible.

Technically speaking, yes,

-but as I just-- -Shh.

But who knows?

Maybe you're wrong when you say you can be wrong.

The--the--the statement is absurd.

I--I--I don't understand what you're saying.

So where to now, huh?

Turn right.

No, no, no, left.

Make up your mind, genius.

I've gotta get out of this crazy place before I get hurt!

Which way is south?

Enough! Enough! Enough! Enough! I've had enough!

Quit banging your head on my tree, will ya?

Uh, that wasn't me. Promise.

I, I'm sorry Mr. Bird.

It was me. Sorry about that.

What's going on with you, little man?

Why are you upset?

I'm trying to go see my gran who got really sick.

- Hmm? - But now I'm lost.

Hmm?

Your plight has touched me.

I'll launch myself into the air

and tell you where to go from above!

Seriously? Thanks Mr. Bird.

Up into the firmament I go then!

Um...

You okay, Mr. Bird?

I'm all right.

I'm used to it now.

So you're actually a squirrel?

That I am, little man,

and it's a tragedy.

After all, I dream to be a bird.

Ever since I was little, I dreamt of flying like a bird.

I guess I never really felt like a squirrel to begin with.

Stop daydreaming and help me get acorns, Fabrice.

I decided to tell my father.

When I grow up, I wanna be a bird.

What? We squirrels don't fly.

We collect acorns.

The squirrel God made us that way.

♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet ♪

And so I started secretly dressing up

as a bird whenever I could.

♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet ♪

But one day, my father caught me.

Disgraceful!

And ridiculous!

Honey, calm down.

I want you out of my sight!

After that,

I decided to leave for good to be on my own.

Bye, losers.

See you from the sky.

Write to us, Fabrice.

It is what it is. That's just life.

Good luck, little man.

Maybe there's a way.

After all, Gran told me to never give up on your dreams.

Never!

Switching over to super brain mode.

Please don't. I'm tired.

Wait a sec.

I've got an idea.

Fabrice, come back! I can help you!

Help me to fly? Really?

Maybe.

Look!

Yes?

Excuse me, a little knot.

And ta-da!

Okay, so now what?

Oh.

Am I flying? I'm flying!

Ha ha! I'm flying!

I'm a bird now!

Yes! Nice one, Angelo.

I'm flying!

Whoa!

I'm up in the sky!

What can you see from up there?

Anything?

Oh, I see, uh,

I see...

What do you see?

I see, it's like, it's like--

What? Say it!

Whatever it is, it isn't good.

Whoa!

Oh.

I had that dream again where I was old.

- Mm-hmm. - When I went to the bathroom

and looked at myself in the mirror,

my face was all wrinkly.

- Yes? - It was falling off.

I was old.

Mm, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I was awakened by a scream of terror.

- Oh my. - And do you know what?

It was my scream.

Calm down and take a deep breath.

It was just a bad dream. That's all.

Yes, you're right.

I'm still young and handsome.

Thank you for the talk.

I'm ready for destruction. Let's do this.

I still sense an aggressive tendency.

I suggest we meet again next week.

That won't be necessary. I'll be okay.

Well, hello there.

Haven't we met before?

Possibly.

I feel there's a spark between us.

Oh dear. I'm blushing.

I must look vile.

Not at all. You look sublime.

Oh, really? Prove it.

Status. 41, report.

No sign of the Spring of Immortality.

Well, one of our sniffers found it.

But then...

Then what?

Then poof, it vanished.

Vanished?

Bungler.

Bungler! Bungler! And you're a bungler!

Each and every one of you are bunglers,

but it's like you can't help it.

You were born to bungle.

So now I am surrounded by bunglers!

Oh, I'm getting tired of this.

I just feel like no one understands me

or loves me!

But we love you.

Hmm? Really?

Then sing it for me.

Sing it.

The Ultra Anthem.

Allez. Un, deux, trois, quatre.

♪ Ultra ♪

♪ Ultra ♪

♪ Ultra ♪

♪ Ultra, Ultra ♪

Oh, how I love this bit!

It gives me goosebumps!

It makes me want to march

and shove everything that stands in my way!

♪ Ultra ♪

Sing with me.

♪ Ultra ♪

♪ Ultra ♪

Hmm.

What is that thing?

Are you seeing this? I'm flying!

Ah!

Go find that spring for me, you bunglers!

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

I'm lost!

What do I do? Everything here looks the same.

I'm lost!

Oh, hope may be gone

but at least I still have this bag of candy with me

so I can eat until I puke.

No wait!

Let go of that!

Give it back! That's mine!

Gotcha.

Ha ha!

Thief, no one takes my candy from me.

Ah! Mommy!

Mommy!

Ah!

Hmm.

Uh, hi there.

How are you? I am Angelo.

So, uh, what's your name?

Goouh.

Something tells me that you really like candy.

Yeah, I thought so.

I knew that you liked candy just like me.

Hmm.

Oh, what a shame. Only one left.

Hmm?

Goouh?

Okay, you can have it.

Open up.

Goouh.

Wow. How polite.

Goouh?

Goouh.

Goouh?

Huh? A path.

Thank you, Goouh.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Anybody there?

- Nobody's here! - Very funny.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Mommy!

Mommy?

Mommy? Mommy! Mommy!

Spring.

Resistance!

Oh, my little spring. Mine at last.

That's it. Let your beauty wash over me.

What? It wasn't me, I swear.

General Ultra, one of our sniffers

has just been destroyed.

What? How?

Was it the resistance again?

Oh, I didn't travel the cosmos--

Fetch my pills!

Soon enough, I'll put an end to each of those vermin.

Status of the Ultramator?

As predicted, General Ultra,

we should be finished on--

...time.

Oopsie, I'm sorry about that.

Bad habit.

Hi kids, it's Angelo the Adventurer. I'm back.

I've been thrust into a parallel world.

A dangerous one, for real this time.

But nothing can stop me on my quest

to find my beloved grandma.

And you better believe

I'll knock out anyone who dares stand in my way!

Talking to yourself now?

Hey, what are you laughing at?

I'm Zaza and what's your name?

My name's Angelo.

That was you earlier, wasn't it?

Huh? Uh, what do you mean?

It was you who destroyed that robot.

Resistance!

Sorry, but no, it wasn't me.

But it had to be you.

You had a mask, but I remember you.

Nope, it wasn't me.

-Yes. -Nope.

-Yes. -Nope.

Yes!

Okay. It was me.

But my identity is a secret.

Security reasons.

Ultra sees everything.

You wanna know a secret?

Do ya?

Mwah.

Gross! Why would you do something like that?

Because duty calls.

Don't try to hold me back from it, fiancé.

Resistance!

I'm flying! Ooh hoo!

I'm a bird! Hoo hoo!

I'm flying!

You are now entering the Valley of Despaire?

Yes, that's right, young man.

Just over there is the Valley of Despaire.

I think "Despaire" has a spelling mistake.

There's no E at the end.

Hm, you think I made a mistake?

You sure about that?

Well, there's no E at the end of despair. So yeah.

Well, I don't see any spelling mistake.

I don't see one either, Franky.

More importantly, my young friend,

I'm sure you are dying to hear

all about the riveting history of the Valley of Despair.

-But without an E. -Uh, I don't know, I--

Ah, that's what I thought.

Franky presents

"The Terrible and Treacherous History

of the Valley of Despair."

The Valley of Despair

used to be called the Valley of Happiness.

Ooh!

It was a place where the living was good.

Hi! Hello, hello!

The spirit of the forest watched over us.

- Hello! - Ooh!

I guess you could say

they were the good old days.

Hello!

Ah!

Then one day, Ultra showed up.

He said that henceforth,

the forest belonged to him and that we better scram.

Why'd he do that?

Because he's trying to find the Spring of Life.

The Spring of Life? What's that?

Sit down and be quiet!

The Spring of Life is an amazing spring

that's able to cure anyone of any ailment.

Some even claim it's able to cure someone of death.

Ah, no one knows where it is,

no one knows if it even exists.

It's a mystery.

And so the Valley of Despair

is all that we've been left with.

Sad, isn't it?

Have you tried stopping him?

What can we do against his grand machine?

Not a thing, Franky.

That really is a sad story.

Yeah. Well, what did you expect?

Not everything gets a happy ending.

You got a point, dear Franky.

Not all stories get happy endings, now do they?

Huh? Where are you going, young man?

But don't you know that no one ever returns

from the Valley of Despair?

Yeah!

Sorry, but I have to to find my gran.

We salute the bravery of Angelo

who will soon risk his life

and face a crucible of torment.

It's hot.

It's hot.

Ah, shade!

Inner peace. Inner peace.

Hello Mr. Cloud,

do you mind if I use your shade for a bit?

Eh.

Ah, that's better. Thank you.

It was awfully hot walking around under the sun like that.

Eh.

If it's not too much trouble, Mr. Cloud,

could you rain for a bit?

I couldn't if I wanted to.

It takes a lot for me to rain.

You see, certain conditions have to be met first

and right now, that kind of thing isn't my priority.

Really? Then what's your priority?

Learning to channel my frustrations.

Huh? Learning to do what?

You should speak up!

Are you deaf or something?

I said I'm learning to channel my frustrations!

Find inner peace. Inner peace.

I'm calm. Inner peace.

Don't you have somewhere to be, kid? Huh?

Fine. Okay.

In order to rain, a cloud must be sad. That's all.

Now off with you.

So if you were sad, you'd be able to rain, right?

Yes.

Okay then, what makes you sad?

What makes me sad?

Uh, the story about a princess who's been locked away

inside a big tower waiting for Prince Charming.

Hey, why the smug face, kid?

You think stories like that are lame?

Uh...

Oh, I get it.

You're thinking, "The cloud likes stories that are lame!"

Aren't you, you brat?

No, not at all.

You have every right to like stuff that's lame.

What?

Here I am nice and calm and you mock me?

That makes me mad!

You said you wanted rain, didn't you?

Well, you're gonna get some!

Woo-hoo!

I'm coming, my friend, and I'll get you out of here!

Fabrice!

You're watching

"The Forest News" presented by Franky!

It's magnificent.

The Valley of Despair has risen from the ashes.

But to whom do we owe this miracle?

We owe it all to the boy Angelo,

who is also known as Slap Head.

He brought this soulless desert back to life.

Who the heck is that, huh?

There's no trace of Slap Head in our data--

...base.

Nobody gets in my way, Mr. Slap Head!

Find him and bring him to me.

Angelo traverses the fog

without knowing the dangers that lurk beyond it.

Uh, hello?

Whoever's there should know I know kung fu!

Hi-yah!

Huh? Ah!

Hello, young man.

What an incredible day for you

because you got a deal in your future.

Really?

Before you is the famous genie of the swamp.

I can grant your wishes.

I can make your wildest dreams come true.

Not to brag, but I have great reviews on my website.

Go on then.

What do you wish for?

Want to be strong?

To be invisible?

To be a soccer superstar?

I just want my gran to be healthy again.

Oh, how cute.

What an adorable young boy.

He wants to heal his sick grandmother.

Well, it's your lucky day, boy,

because I just so happen to have

an elixir able to cure any illness.

It can really cure anything?

Yes, you have my word.

Hay fever, weight gain, weight loss,

big feet, insomnia, fractured bones.

-You na-- -But can it cure you of death?

Uh, of course.

This elixir can even cure you of death, obviously.

Oh, I get it.

It's water from the Spring of Life, isn't it?

Exactly. You've got it figured out, my boy.

It's water from the spring thing.

Ope. It'll cost you.

Wait, I have my savings with me.

You're mine now.

You're all mine.

You're mine. You're mine. You're mine. You're mine.

Very well then, you've got a deal.

Oh, by the way, I don't do refunds. Okay?

I'm coming to save you, Gran.

Oh?

Huh?

We meet at last, Slap Head,

and it seems to me you've landed yourself in hot water.

That's not my name!

Know this, young friend.

When you attack me, Ultra, you'll find out...

You'll find out what it feels like to die!

That's right.

I'll atomize you! Yes!

For nothing is able to resist Ultra,

the Destroyer of Worlds.

Who do you work for?

Is it the resistance?

Huh? What is that?

Never heard of 'em.

Tell me or be atomized.

I'm just lost.

I was out looking for my sick gran.

Shut up, boy.

I've traveled throughout the cosmos,

searching for the Spring of Immortality.

I've obliterated entire planets hoping to find it,

leaving destruction and woe in my wake.

Finally, after all these years searching,

I got a glimpse of it.

I know that it is here inside this forest

amongst all these trees,

a forest brimming with vermin.

I present to you my chlorophyll weapon of mass destruction,

the Ultramator.

Stuffed with the latest generation acid,

this bomb will flatten everything in an instant.

When I am finished here,

nothing will remain of this forest or within it.

Click. Oh no! Watch out!

Poof! I'm on fire!

Destruction! Destruction! Destruction!

Everything here will be wiped out in the blink of an eye

and once there's nothing left out on the surface,

the Spring of Life will make itself known.

You're a meanie! A big fat meanie!

Gran says that when people are meanies,

that they're not right in the head!

Well, that's nonsense

'cause there's nothing wrong with my head.

My head is just fine, right?

Well, say something.

Meanie!

Ow! Ouch!

I'll destroy you!

Recycle this thing!

All of this is stressing me out and stress ages you.

Oh, my pills!

Let me go!

Can't you see that your boss is nuts?

You gotta stop him.

We're robots. If we don't obey, boom.

-Hey guys, what's up? -Trash duty.

It's the third time this week.

Huh? Hey, we got visitors, guys.

A defective product for recycling.

That's what I thought.

Hey, come with me, trash.

I am not trash.

Yeah, right. Hop on.

What'll happen to me?

It's no biggie.

First, we'll start by opening your skull

to change the chips.

Then remove your superfluous eye

and replace your non-standard body.

After that, you can go back to work

fulfilling your robotic lifecycle.

As lovely as that sounds,

don't you sort your trash in here?

Because I'm not made of metal.

Hmm.

Oh yeah, you're a squishy substance

and squishies get evacuated.

Mommy! Mommy!

Whoa!

Ah!

Whoa!

Mommy!

Hey, you're flying too?

It's pretty awesome, isn't it?

I need your help, Fabrice!

You have to go tell the resistance

that Ultra is coming!

Okay, buddy!

This is a job--

Why so quiet, genius? Are you sulking?

No, I'm pondering what we said

using my artificial intelligence.

Really? Good.

What is the point of it all, man?

Can we really control our destiny?

-Huh? -If not, what can we do?

Anything?

Probably not.

Oh, right. You missed your turn.

Huh?

So much for being the GPS.

What matters isn't our destination,

but the journey that we go on.

Can we change the boring music?

No.

Ugh.

I said no.

I am so exhausted.

I am so cold.

I am starving.

Come, come.

Pizza.

Come. Yes.

A quattro formaggi pizza!

To work.

Oh, a client.

Uh, you are an ogre, right?

I used to be an ogre, but then I decided to change jobs.

Really? So what do you do now?

Oh, I'm a real estate agent now.

Oh, okay.

That explains the snazzy outfit.

Absolutely. I have to take care of my appearance.

After all, it's important to inspire trust.

Hmm?

I think you do a pretty good job of that.

Oh, thanks.

Well anyway. Are you here looking to buy a house?

It's a great investment, you know.

When the forest is gone, there'll be room to build.

Do you want to see my big plan?

I drew it all up myself.

Sorry, but I'm sort of in a hurry right now,

so I'll be going.

Oh, come on.

It'll just take a minute, hmm?

Okay, fine. But make it quick.

Great! The documents are in my briefcase.

A briefcase looks more professional.

Alright, now tell me what you think.

Oh, uh, it's nice?

And I did all of it by myself.

Look, I even drew the smoke coming out of the chimney.

I see. Looks great.

I wanted to draw a staircase,

but those are tricky.

Because...

of perspective.

Is that you that smells so good?

Uh, you do remember

that you don't eat children anymore, right?

Well, yeah, but it's hard.

Even with my meat patches.

You're doing a great job so far.

So just keep resisting.

Hungry!

No escape.

Huh?

I know you're in there!

You can't hide your delicious flesh from me!

Hungry! Hungry!

Hungry!

Huh?

Come here! Now I've got you.

Mommy! Please Mommy!

Hmm? What the?

Huh?

Goouh?

I saw him first! He's mine!

Daddy!

What are you doing?

What? He's your dad?

Nothing, sweetie.

What are you talking about? Eh.

We were just playing around.

Ah! Not true.

He tried to eat me.

Daddy, you said you'd stop eating people.

Yeah, I know.

You won't tell Mom, right?

You tried eating my boyfriend.

Huh?

Hmm.

Hey, stop looking at me like that!

Incoming!

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa!

I warned the resistance like you told me to!

I'm glad to hear that you're one of us now.

-Uh... -Goouh, it's up to you now

to make the forest call.

Huh?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Huh?

I've called the Council of the Wise today

because it's serious.

An undercover resistance agent has found out

that Ultra has perfected a weapon

that's able to wipe us out.

First, he took away our freedom.

Then he ruined our habitat.

Now he wants to exterminate us.

Are we just going to let him?

That's my girl.

I say no!

We must unite and fight!

Resistance!

The red ants are willing and ready for this sacrifice!

Resistance!

What do you think, Jojo?

I think that I agree with you, Franky.

Hmm, I figured.

Resistance!

Yeah, no more being nice.

Yeah, what he said.

No more--

Resistance!

Selling houses really isn't my thing, so I'm retiring.

Resistance!

Resistance! Resistance! Resistance!

Resistance! Resistance! Resistance!

If you have to make an important decision,

listen to your inner voice above all else.

It'll always tell you the right thing to do.

Resistance! Resistance! Resistance!

Resistance!

What did I say?

What's the plan? I'm all ears.

The plan?

What is this lunatic talking about?

The plan is to get out of here!

Don't you get it? We're gonna die!

We're gonna die! We're gonna die!

Angelo, are you there?

Uh...

Ready, General.

Dropping whenever you'd like.

At last.

Now play me something grandiose, but with a hint of tragedy.

Me!

Me!

Me!

It's me, Ultra!

Dropping the Ultramator.

Three, two, one.

Dr...

Ah!

Feel the wrath of inner peace, Ultra!

Whatever he wants, it matters not.

- General? - What now?

A big root--

...is in the way.

Goouh.

Ah, it's a giant salad.

Deploy all of the drills now!

Send everything!

Annihilate the green bean and his comrades.

I'm ready when you are!

Hmm.

It's about to get crazy!

Right over there!

Hands off the lovers!

Three, two, one. Now!

-You good? -Yeah.

Goouh!

The roots are giving way.

That thing is losing strength.

You're trespassing on private property!

Ugh, what horror is this?

Strike! Strike! Strike!

- Strike! Strike! Strike! - Battalion! On my order!

Attack!

Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

Do something already, you bunglers!

Splat. Splat. Splat.

Enter catapult formation!

Dig! Dig! Dig!

-Ah! -Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!

Hurry up and get it off me! Crush it!

Ow!

Missed me!

Oh!

Ow. That really hurts.

Missed me. Missed me.

Missed again! Missed me!

Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack!

Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack!

Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack. Uh...

Can I help you?

This is against regulations.

Put me down at once.

You have no authority to enter.

Do you hear me?

I know you can. Stop acting like you can't.

That's the central brain.

How exactly do we deprogram it?

Don't worry. Tech is my specialty.

Time for some deprogramming!

♪ You're angry, you're so angry ♪

♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪

♪ Yes, I'm angry ♪

♪ Oh, so angry ♪

♪ And maybe I will break it all ♪

♪ Smash the plates and the trinkets and all ♪

♪ Baby, release your anger ♪

♪ But please, please, please ♪

♪ Don't break my heart, heart, heart ♪

♪ No, no, no, no ♪

♪ Don't burn it down ♪

Ugh!

What is it now?

What did they do?

The resistance.

Destroy them! That's an order!

Understood?

No.

♪ No, no, no ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ No ♪

I will destroy you all.

You and your dysfunctional brain

have no power over us.

Ciao.

- Bye. - Ciao.

- Later. - Bye.

Goodbye!

You're traitors! After all we've been through.

But Ultra isn't finished yet.

It's Ultra!

I'll smash you to smithereens!

I'm gonna tear you to shreds!

Stop squirming, bungler!

Zaza! No!

And so the resistance dies.

No!

Take that and that and that and that and that

and that and that!

Ah!

No, Zaza!

Got you.

Say goodbye to your girlfriend, Slap Head.

Enjoy your front row seat to witness my triumph!

Farewell.

No one gets to resist Ultra!

Goouh!

Goouh?

Huh?

Goouh.

Mm.

I thought you died, Goouh.

Goouh.

If you wanna find your family, then this path is the way.

Okay, bye then.

Maybe I'll see you next time I go on vacation?

Uh, totally.

Mm, that'd be nice.

Goouh.

Hmm?

Hey, what gives?

Why are you looking at me like that?

I'll be back!

And I will obliterate all of you!

I'll destroy everything!

You, the grimy hippie,

you, the mutant squirrel,

and you, the disgusting toad!

Oh, I'm afraid you're too kind, sir.

And you, big guy in your museum piece suit.

Let go or I'll destroy--

Daddy!

Angelo the Intrepid is en route to save his gran,

but he'll never be the same again.

Above all, no one will ever call him slap head again.

If so, ha!

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

Huh?

Goouh.

Goouh, you're here!

Goouh.

It's Uncle and Auntie.

If they see you, Goouh,

they'll call in the whole military

and then scientists will do experiments on you.

Goouh?

Gran's room is just up there.

Hey Gran, it's me, Angelo, your little rascal.

That's what Gran always calls me, her little rascal.

This will make you better, Gran.

It's an elixir that cures anything. Even death.

It's empty!

So Franky was right.

Not all stories have happy endings.

Goouh?

Hmm.

Oh, when did my little rascal crawl in here?

Uh, hi, Gran. You okay?

I'm more than just okay! I'm feeling amazing!

Yes, sir!

Huh, this place could use a good clean, don't you think?

Sorry, Goouh did that.

Wait, so Goouh did this?

It all makes sense now!

The Spring of Life is Goouh!

No one knew where the Spring of Life was tucked away,

and yet Angelo the Adventurer found it!

Not to brag, but this Angelo sounds pretty cool.

That's much better!

Mwah! You want some candy, sweetheart?

Goouh.

At last, we finally made it.

Hey, it's quite nice here.

But where are we now?

I'm completely lost.

Maybe I'll settle here.

I can get into organic farming or even make cheese

and I was thinking of growing my hair out a bit, you know,

to give me more of a rougher look.

What do you think?

Uh...

- Now look-- - Glad you made it, Dad!

- ...picture right now. - Hello, Jean Claude.

Tell me what you think after I download the app.

Turn right quickly.

Oh!

Oops.

Oh!

Huh?

Are we there yet?

Uh, uh...

Huh?

Mother?

Mother! Oh, Mother!

I was so worried about you.

Are you really okay?

I feel incredible!

Why do you all keep asking that?

What the heck, slap head?

No one calls me slap head.

Oh yeah. What are you gonna do about it, slap head?

-This! -Huh?

Well, I'll be going now.

Traveling with you was a lot of fun.

Huh?

I'm emotional too. You gave me so much.

I'll no longer be obsessing

about my artificial intelligence.

Thanks to you I'm now cool.

Uh?

Well, adios, amigo.

Daddy!

Aw, she said, "Daddy."

Mm.

And that, folks,

is how our story comes to an end.

I'd say that's a happy ending, wouldn't you, Jojo?

No doubt, Franky!

It is time for Angelo to say goodbye.

Thank you Goouh, for everything.

♪ You're angry ♪

♪ You're so angry ♪

♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪

♪ Yes, I'm angry ♪

♪ Oh so angry ♪

♪ Burning down the house ♪

♪ And maybe I will break it all ♪

♪ Smash the plates and the trinkets and all ♪

♪ Yeah, baby, release your anger ♪

♪ But please, please, please ♪

♪ Don't break my heart, heart, heart ♪

♪ No, no, no, no ♪

♪ Don't burn it down ♪

♪ Don't the house ♪

♪ Yeah baby, once again ♪

♪ I will set the carpet on fire ♪

♪ Baby, release your anger ♪

♪ But please, please, please ♪

♪ Don't break my heart, heart, heart ♪

♪ No, no, no, no ♪

♪ Don't burn it down ♪

♪ Don't the house ♪

♪ No, no, no, no ♪

♪ Don't burn it down ♪

♪ Don't the house ♪

♪ Don't burn it down ♪

♪ Don't the house ♪