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Hey, asshole.

Pick up your shit. What the fuck?

Where are you throwing my clothes?

Because you're leaving them all over the floor in my room.

Well, I was going to wash them.

When?

Like, today?

Later?

Let's just go then. We haven't hampered for that very reason.

What's the big deal? There's just a couple dirty clothes. It's not that big

deal. Big deal?

You're in my room. You're making a huge mess.

Oh, it's my room now, too.

You need to clean up after yourself.

Like, that's disgusting.

You need to relax.

You've so been out of shape about Tom's stuff.

Because it's gross.

You're my brother, and I love you, but come on, like...

You're sharing my room with me right now. My room.

Also, our room.

Fine.

Our room.

But neither of us are slobs.

So just please pick up after yourself. That's, like, all I'm asking.

Okay. I'm only going to be in there probably, like, another five, you know,

probably not more than a week.

It doesn't matter.

That's, like...

Ew, come on. Like, I don't leave my stuff laying around.

I mean, sometimes you, I mean, all right, okay.

Thank you.

It's really easy, I promise. Just pick up.

It's super simple. You can do it.

Yeah, okay.

Thank you. I just don't think it's that big of a, all right, okay.

Thank you.

I'll go and pick up the phone.

hitting that thing so much oh my god if it was like

a tiny bit fine but I mean Jesus the thing is tiny how many pods did you go

through I don't know like five what

yeah like four or five a day that's terrible for you it's just water vapor

fine

Seriously? Okay, I'll stop for a second.

Shouldn't you be, like, looking for a job or something?

I already sent an application this morning.

You haven't moved since this morning.

I get it on my phone, okay?

Mind your own business.

It's hard to when I'm sharing a room with you. You're always in here.

Like, you're in my bed.

Well, it's my bed now, too.

You hurt mom. You're not supposed to give me a hard time, okay?

I'm not doing anything.

I'm not bothering you. That's the problem.

You're not doing anything. If you're not going to get a job, you need to figure

out how to get back to school or something.

No, I'm not going back to school.

It's a waste of time.

Then you need to work.

I am going to work, okay? Relax.

I'll find something.

I'm just worried about you.

I'm good. You don't do anything.

good to have a really stressful semester, you know? It couldn't have

stressful.

Well, it was, okay?

Whatever.

I'm going to go to the gym.

Do you want to, like, come with me?

No.

I'm already in really good shape, so I'm good.

Whatever.

I'll see you.

Love you.

Love you.

What are you doing?

Uh, I was jerking off.

Clearly. Why are you butt -ass naked in my bed?

Where am I supposed to do it? The bathroom.

That's not comfortable.

How am I supposed to, like, come sitting on the toilet? That's disgusting.

What's sitting next to you?

What?

I don't know.

Are you supposed to be panting?

I mean, maybe. I don't know.

They probably were just like in the bed. You probably just like left them in the

bed.

These were not in the bed.

How do you know? I didn't take them. You're my sister. That's fucking weird.

wouldn't like take your panties for something.

What?

Can I finish?

What? This is my bed now, too.

Can you, like,

put it in the bathroom or something?

No, I'm not doing that.

Oh, God, whatever. Just don't.

It's natural. Like, you don't jerk off, too? Like, what, are you discriminating

against me because I have a penis?

Uh, don't.

I'm sorry, what?

No, I don't. Not when I'm sharing a room with my brother.

I didn't know you were going to walk back in. Like, I don't, I mean, I

you were going to be gone longer.

You can't, like, finish in the bathroom.

Just let me finish. I was almost done.

Oh, my God. Just don't get anything out of the bed and wash the sheets.

Okay, fine.

Jesus, you're a drama queen.

the fuck are you doing?

Well, look who it is.

This is I don't jerk off in my room.

It's different because it's my room.

What are you doing? Nothing.

Why'd you have your phone out?

It's none of your business.

What are you doing?

Mind your business. It's not your concern.

You're filming something.

Okay. And?

Why? Why are you filming yourself masturbating?

Why do you care?

Just tell me why.

I have an OnlyFans, okay?

Holy shit. Some of us like to fucking work.

What are you doing here anyway? You have to be nice.

That people want to pay to watch you jerk off.

That's crazy.

How long have you been an OnlyFans?

A few months.

That's crazy.

Okay. Great. Great conversation. Can you go now so I can finish?

I just got back home. I don't want to go anywhere.

Can you just give me five minutes and then you can come back in and whatever.

I don't care.

Like, I left when you were doing your thing, so... Well, I was going to finish

regardless if you left or not.

That's so fucking weird.

Why? It's not that weird. It's natural.

I wasn't, like, showing myself to strangers on the internet. Okay, that's

weirder.

No, it's not, because I'm making money from doing it.

Okay, well, that's your opinion.

I was, like, right about to finish the video.

Okay, just finish the video, then.

Like... Seriously.

Yeah. What?

I can't... They're not gonna know. Who cares?

Just finish it.

This is fucking weird.

This is my room, too, now, right? I don't want to fucking go anywhere else.

If you're making pornography in your room, that's your business.

That's not my fault. I'm not making you do that.

Just shut up, then, and let me... Oh, my God.

You seriously won't leave?

Nope.

Maybe you'll leave.

You gonna tell Mom that you have to kick me out of the room so you can finish

making your porn video?

You're such an asshole.

What? I'm just... Whatever.

It's not that big of a deal.

Whatever. That's cool.

Then just shut up and... Okay.

You're doing it.

So what?

What's the big deal?

Wait on a second.

You're seriously going to finish the brain here?

You just did.

I had a reason.

Not a good one.

I mean, not better than mine. I'm horny. What's the point? Why isn't your reason

better?

I mean, really?

You don't think it's getting weird?

What's, like, your opinion?

I think it would be most people's opinions.

Well, fuck most people.

They're stupid anyway.

You have nice feet.

Thanks.

Your boobs are, like, really big, you know that? What are you doing?

What?

They are.

Oh, my God.

I'm just touching your boobs, like, fucking playing.

You should, like, hurry up.

Okay.

Are you going to stare at me the entire time?

Yes.

You're such a pervert.

What? You're hot.

I'm just, like, like... I'm your...

That doesn't make you not hot. I'm just saying, like, what? Like, I'm the bad

guy because you're hot? Like, you're fucking hot.

I'm not the crazy person here.

You need to, like, eat it up.

Okay.

No, like, you have to check yourself. Don't, like, touch me while you're doing

it.

Don't touch my dick.

So, not like that.

I mean, you don't want to touch my dick. I didn't tell you to do that.

You probably want to.

Why would I want to? What, you think just because I post on OnlyFans that I'm

some kind of a slut who would do that?

Oh, you said that. I didn't say that.

I think it's cool.

I mean, you can touch me again if you want.

Don't tell anybody.

tell anybody or I will kill you.

I won't. I'm going to tell them.

I don't know.

Can you spell it?

You're so fucking weird.

Come on, more.

My dick's pretty nice, huh?

You don't have to pretend like you don't like it.

I just want you to come so you can be done.

Okay.

What are you doing?

What?

Relax.

How is this going to help you?

If you tell anybody.

Jesus.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Good morning.

What? What are you doing?

What, do you have a headache or something?

We can... Why are you doing that?

We fucked up one time. I'm not your fucking girlfriend. You can just grab my

boobs while I'm sleeping. That's fucking weird.

What are you talking about? You liked it.

Are you serious? I'm not supposed to... You're being weird about it.

I'm being weird about it?

Yeah.

We fucked. It was hot.

No. It would have been hotter if you weren't my brother. But you're still my

brother.

And we're not doing it again.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

I don't care.

We fucked up.

It was like... Are you, like, joking?

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Okay, fine. Whatever.

Be a bitch. I don't care.

I'm going to go to sleep.

Stop molesting me, you fucking weirdo. Go to bed.

I'm going to get up and be productive.

How's my favorite big brother doing?

I'm fine.

What are you up to?

Are you going to be nice to me now?

I was nice to you.

Yeah, okay.

I am.

What do you want?

So, I posted that video, and somebody messaged me. A couple people messaged

actually. And they saw you, and they really wanted me to do a video with you.

Are you crazy?

No, they're going to tip really well.

Oh, so now you want to have sex again?

You want to use me for money?

Come on, you know you want to anyways.

Well, that's not the point.

What's the point?

Jesus.

I'm not surprised, to be honest.

Oh, yeah?

All right, well, you have to give me money.

Give me $100.

$50.

$75.

$50.

You're a hard bargainer.

Okay, fine.

You'll do it then?

Yeah.

Okay. Do you really think this is a good idea, though? Like, what if someone,

like... Your face, like, you're not even really going to be in it.

Okay.

Okay?

Okay. Okay.

So technically I'm gonna be like a porn star.

Sure.

We'll go with that.

Nice.

Wanna talk?

What do you have to say?

Um, I don't know.

Fine, just don't say anything weird.