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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Oh, good to see you.

So, what brings you here today? I'm sorry, my son's not here today.

You're here to see me?

Is this about that girl again?

This is the third time this week.

I don't know how much more advice I can give you, honestly. She sounds... It's

fine. It's fine.

Let's just... Why don't you come into my office and we'll get this figured out,

all right?

Okay.

I'm all yours.

How can I help you?

It's about this girl again, isn't it?

I really thought you would have made more progress after... It's been now

different times you've come over this week to ask me for advice, and none of

it's working.

Or are you just scared to try?

Well, so why don't you tell me? I mean, I know that you said that you knew some

of the things that she liked.

Have you actually gotten her some flowers?

I mean...

I'm really suggesting irises. They're my favorite.

But whatever you think she likes.

Did you get her some irises?

You did?

Did she like them?

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Well,

have you actually taken her on a date?

I always suggest the best thing first.

It's just a really traditional dinner and a movie. Something light that you'll

both enjoy.

Did you ask her out on a date?

Eh?

Hmm.

You really are a shy one, aren't you? Oh, sweetie.

Well, I mean, you're not going to get anywhere unless you, like, step up and

the deal.

And I know it can be scary, but if you've got signals that she likes you,

she does, you do think she likes you, right?

Or are you still... Oh,

maybe we were moving too fast. I'm really sorry.

Well, let me tell you then some things that you should look for to know if a

girl is really into you.

That's kind of where you should start first.

And you're looking for things like, is her attention fully focused on you?

Is she gigglier and more likely

to look at you and make jokes and that sort of thing than anyone else in the

room? Yeah? Okay, that's a good sign. That's a really good sign.

If you can sit next to her, just look at her. Look for like casual, incidental

touches. Even if she's not much of a hugger.

You know, just little things like brushing your knee or grabbing onto your

to tell you how funny something is, that sort of thing.

That might be a good sign to look for.

And if you're looking for these sort of things, it'll help you establish if

somebody genuinely is friendly and potentially interested in you.

And if you've got those sort of signs.

Well, then I think you can be a little more confident that the woman really is

empty.

I think I just figured something out.

All right.

I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but I do need to know.

This girl that you're talking about, is it me?

You're just so lovely.

Oh, I haven't had a man as youthful as you come on to me in a

decade now. I'm quite flattered.

But I'm not, I mean, you're good friends with my son. I'm just not so

sure. Just a little worried about what he would think.

You do seem like a nice young man, though.

I mean, you tell me, would I be ruining your friendship with him if

we... You promise?

Because I don't want to come between the two of you. We've been such lovely

friends for such a long time.

But I've also seen how you treat him and how you treat the other boys and the

other men that are around you.

And you really are a special human.

And no, I'm not shining you on. That's totally true.

Well, if I can get your absolute wellness,

you won't.

a little secret.

I don't normally do this sort of thing.

Oh, God, I've taken quite a liking to

you.

What is it?

What is it that made you seek me out?

It might have been my big tips, hmm?

Yeah. I probably shouldn't flaunt them so much in front of you.

But, uh, he got me what I was looking for.

So I can't complain about that.

Would you like to touch him just a little bit?

Hmm?

It's not too soft again, isn't it?

Hmm.

You have to listen.

Working with it.

Oh.

Yeah.

There we go. Fuck it.

Let me get some room to work here

It's almost as big as my book.

Big I can barely fit

today, that woman is me.

Nestle that right between those titties, shall we?

It's a perfect fit.

Squeezing it tight.

My sensitive young man.

I love to make you squirm.

Stop me if this gets too much, because I am far from done with you.

But I couldn't resist getting that.

Better yet.

Let those colors fling free.

See you.

Thank you.

Looks good.

You know, let's mix it up a little bit.

How'd you like?

Get those lips all over my soft lips.

What?

Yes, yes.

Look.

But how...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Alright.

This has been lovely, but I am going to need you to run along before my son gets

home.

But please, if there's anything else I can help you with, any more advice you

need, or anything, please feel free to come by.

Just make sure my son...

I'm listening, Kayla. You got it. All right.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.