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The work has been fantastic.

Yeah.

Oh no, no, no.

Tyler's still here.

He's still renting a room.

Well, that's the thing.

It started out great.

I mean, well, first of all, he's adorable.

He's super cute and so sweet.

Always asking me how my day's going.

You know, all that kind of stuff.

But, you know, in the beginning, he was really responsible.

He was unloading the dishwasher, just generally kind of picking up after himself.

And now when I ask him, like, hey, can you, you know, can you put your dishes away?

He's like, oh, five minutes.

I'll do it in five minutes.

And then five minutes passes and then I can't stand it, so I do it.

And now I feel like I'm just like chasing after him, like cleaning up after him.

No, I think, um, no, I think it's possible.

It's just depression.

I mean, his girlfriend broke up with him.

Yeah.

I know it's crazy, right?

She's an idiot.

He's so adorable.

Like, I'm sorry.

I can't.

He's so attentive.

I'm sure he was like an awesome boyfriend.

But, well, maybe I'll do that.

I'll go talk to him and see if he wants to go out and get, like, coffee or something.

And I'll talk to him and, you know, maybe the situation will improve.

I'll let you know.

I'll call you back.

Okay.

Bye.

Oh my god, um, Dana!

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

Uh, I was just checking up on the news.

Oh really?

Yeah, what are you doing here?

I thought you were at work.

It's Sunday.

Right, yeah, Sunday.

Looking at the news, were you?

Yeah.

It looked like you were feeling, having some pretty strong feelings about what's going

on in the world.

Yeah, it's pretty intense out there.

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Uh huh.

What are you doing in here?

Um, well, I came by because...

Let's move this before you hurt yourself.

Yeah.

I'm just gonna put these shoes over there maybe.

I know, it's been going through kind of a rough time.

Uh...

Just with your girlfriend and everything like that.

Oh, yeah, about her.

I'm getting over it though.

Really?

Yeah, one day at a time.

Well, I think I can help you get over it a little bit faster.

Really?

Yes.

You don't have to watch the news as much alone in your room.

Oh, um, okay.

What did you have in mind?

Well, how about this?

How about I help you?

I'm gonna help you.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm gonna help you out.

And then you unload the dishwasher.

What do you think of that?

Help me out in...

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Yeah, I'll do that.

Anything you want.

Really?

Anything?

Yeah.

Do you pick up after yourself?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, of course.

Oh my God.

I haven't had a blow job in so long since Christina broke up with me.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

Oh my god, dude, it feels so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my goodness.

Holy shit, my girlfriend is never gonna do that.

I'm sure.

Holy crap.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Holy goddamn.

Yeah.

Oh fucking.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you are so fucking sweet.

Thank you.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

So fucking good

Oh my gosh