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Yeah, so I started driving for Uber because I worked for another ride -share

company where I tried to get a job at this other ride -share company. We won't

say the name.

But I almost got approved except for they really

weren't happy about my criminal history. I had a couple of DUIs and some drug

charges, but I don't see what that.

that had to do with driving people around in the car.

Yeah, so I started my own ride share company, Boober, and basically I pick

up porn stars and exotic dancers. That was my dream.

So you guys hang out, take you on a run with me today. It's kinda early, so I

don't know if we're gonna get a call, but hopefully you never know.

But if you don't got the boobers.

I ain't picking her up.

That's that.

You guys want to get some coffee?

I'll treat you.

Go.

Yeah. I mean, sometimes I'm out here for like four or five hours.

I won't get a call, but when I do get a call, it's usually really, really good

and very beneficial.

Yeah, like, I remember my first call, and I did it.

That was, wow, that was Sarah J. I couldn't believe it. I picked her up.

used the boober app. I picked her up, and let's just say I didn't really drive

her too far in the car.

I sure did take her for a ride, though.

Yeah.

What's the life?

Hang out.

Don't have to do too much of nothing.

Just wait for the phone. Oh, I don't even have my phone.

All right.

We got a job.

Allura.

There.

Like our first ride is only seven minutes late. In 200 feet, turn right on

6th Street.

Money calls and boogies.

She better have some big tits.

Oh, she's not late.

In 300 feet, turn right on North 6th Street.

Yeah, hi, this is the Uber driver.

Yeah, I've been waiting outside for over five minutes.

Yeah, we have a five -minute maximum wait

time. Are you coming down now or I'm going to have to leave?

I know, but, I mean, I could be picking someone else up.

Okay.

All right, what room is this?

Okay, I can't be up there all day, so if you're finishing up, that's fine.

I'll come right up.

It's taking so long. My bags arrived late from the airport.

I'm just such a stocked up mess.

You know, I actually pushed my appointment back a little while.

Are you the driver?

You're the boober driver?

Huh? You're the boober driver. Oh, yeah. I'm the boober driver.

Oh. You're black.

Yeah, I am. Oh.

And you have...

Oh, God.

Oh, these things. You know what? My ex -husband told me to get these done. I'm

actually on my way to have them removed.

That's where I'm taking you?

Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, I'm engaged now, and he wants me to get

tits, and I'm just so sick of him not wanting to play with my tits.

You know, I really didn't want to get rid of them, but, I mean, we're getting

married in a couple of months, and I want him to be happy, but...

I really liked it. You know, you're a man. I hope you don't mind. I mean,

especially because you're my boomer driver.

I mean, I know you guys are real professional and all.

Would you tell me, are these all that bad?

They're not terrible.

I mean, I've had them for years, and I love them, and they're soft, and, you

know, they don't give me any bad problems, but I do have a hard time

towel that fits.

I'm just really nervous. I don't want to get rid of them, and I kind of suck.

Yeah. They're not terrible.

Fuck. I mean, oh.

So you think my fiance's crazy?

He's crazy.

You think he's crazy?

He's mine.

He says his dick won't get hard because I have huge tits.

And I'm like, are you fucking crazy?

I've never been told ever by a man that my tits won't make his dick get hard.

Well, do you fuck it?

Do I fuck his dick? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

You don't mind, do you? I'm not married yet.

Yeah, if you want to demonstrate.

I would love to.

Oh, God, you are just delicious.

I love you. And, you know, we don't see a lot of dark and gorgeous black men

like you where I come from.

Oh, my.

Oh.

Let's see. Oh, God, you are fit.

Oh, look at you.

You promise you won't rat me out, right? Oh, not at all.

Wow.

She didn't cry before my tears.

Oh, my God. I've never had a dick this big before.

I encourage you guys.

I have a white wing. I'm running away from home.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

fuck.

Make sure you get those black balls.

No.

I do like a chocolate bar.

You know what I like even more?

What's that?

One that will melt in my mouth.

All over my fucking pussy.

I'm going to put my balls at the tip of my dick if I give you travel time.

Yeah.

God, it tastes so good.

Oh no!

I'm going to do this.

I want you to leave bruises all over my pussy.

Oh, stretch that fucker right out.

I'm never going to be able to sleep with another white man again.

You say, oh, good.

I've never seen a man life this long in my pussy.

I love how you're, delicious dick.

haul this week? I guess you used the booble app.

I want you to fuck me until your balls are mad at you.

She likes you.

I want you to crawl up inside and make a new home.

Yeah?

Let me appreciate this dick a little bit.

Now here's what I'm gonna do to you. What are you gonna do?

My pussy.

That's going to help you out.

She's going to be very cooperative.

Now that she's gotten a taste of this black dick, now she wants to be fed.

Is she going to feed my pussy?

I'm going to get on top of this huge black cock of yours.

And I'm gonna ride you.

Okay. Yeah.

I'm gonna ride you until your balls get so full your eyeballs are gonna hurt.

And your face is gonna go numb and you're just gonna wanna pop your nut all

the inside of my pussy.

And I'm going to rub my pussy full of your cum all over my fiance's pillow for

being a dick.

What kind of an asshole tells a woman to get her boobs cut off?

Fuck that doctor.

I'll keep my fiance's money.

I'll give it to you as a tip.

Highly appreciated.

Anytime you need Boomer, just give us a call.

Oh, yeah.

Don't forget to tell a friend.

Oh, yeah.

I've got many. Tell three friends, I'll give you one free ride.

I love a working man.