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Yeah, so I started driving for Uber
because I worked for another ride -share
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company where I tried to get a job at
this other ride -share company. We won't
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say the name.
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But I almost got approved except for
they really
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weren't happy about my criminal history.
I had a couple of DUIs and some drug
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charges, but I don't see what that.
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that had to do with driving people
around in the car.
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Yeah, so I started my own ride share
company, Boober, and basically I pick
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up porn stars and exotic dancers. That
was my dream.
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So you guys hang out, take you on a run
with me today. It's kinda early, so I
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don't know if we're gonna get a call,
but hopefully you never know.
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But if you don't got the boobers.
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I ain't picking her up.
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That's that.
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You guys want to get some coffee?
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I'll treat you.
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Go.
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Yeah. I mean, sometimes I'm out here for
like four or five hours.
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I won't get a call, but when I do get a
call, it's usually really, really good
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and very beneficial.
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Yeah, like, I remember my first call,
and I did it.
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That was, wow, that was Sarah J. I
couldn't believe it. I picked her up.
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used the boober app. I picked her up,
and let's just say I didn't really drive
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her too far in the car.
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I sure did take her for a ride, though.
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Yeah.
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What's the life?
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Hang out.
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Don't have to do too much of nothing.
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Just wait for the phone. Oh, I don't
even have my phone.
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All right.
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We got a job.
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Allura.
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There.
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Like our first ride is only seven
minutes late. In 200 feet, turn right on
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6th Street.
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Money calls and boogies.
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She better have some big tits.
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Oh, she's not late.
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In 300 feet, turn right on North 6th
Street.
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Yeah, hi, this is the Uber driver.
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Yeah, I've been waiting outside for over
five minutes.
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Yeah, we have a five -minute maximum
wait
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time. Are you coming down now or I'm
going to have to leave?
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I know, but, I mean, I could be picking
someone else up.
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Okay.
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All right, what room is this?
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Okay, I can't be up there all day, so if
you're finishing up, that's fine.
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I'll come right up.
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It's taking so long. My bags arrived
late from the airport.
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I'm just such a stocked up mess.
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You know, I actually pushed my
appointment back a little while.
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Are you the driver?
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You're the boober driver?
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Huh? You're the boober driver. Oh, yeah.
I'm the boober driver.
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Oh. You're black.
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Yeah, I am. Oh.
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And you have...
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Oh, God.
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Oh, these things. You know what? My ex
-husband told me to get these done. I'm
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actually on my way to have them removed.
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That's where I'm taking you?
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Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, I'm
engaged now, and he wants me to get
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tits, and I'm just so sick of him not
wanting to play with my tits.
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You know, I really didn't want to get
rid of them, but, I mean, we're getting
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married in a couple of months, and I
want him to be happy, but...
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I really liked it. You know, you're a
man. I hope you don't mind. I mean,
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especially because you're my boomer
driver.
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I mean, I know you guys are real
professional and all.
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Would you tell me, are these all that
bad?
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They're not terrible.
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I mean, I've had them for years, and I
love them, and they're soft, and, you
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know, they don't give me any bad
problems, but I do have a hard time
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towel that fits.
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I'm just really nervous. I don't want to
get rid of them, and I kind of suck.
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Yeah. They're not terrible.
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Fuck. I mean, oh.
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So you think my fiance's crazy?
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He's crazy.
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You think he's crazy?
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He's mine.
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He says his dick won't get hard because
I have huge tits.
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And I'm like, are you fucking crazy?
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I've never been told ever by a man that
my tits won't make his dick get hard.
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Well, do you fuck it?
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Do I fuck his dick? Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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You don't mind, do you? I'm not married
yet.
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Yeah, if you want to demonstrate.
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I would love to.
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Oh, God, you are just delicious.
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I love you. And, you know, we don't see
a lot of dark and gorgeous black men
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like you where I come from.
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Oh, my.
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Oh.
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Let's see. Oh, God, you are fit.
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Oh, look at you.
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You promise you won't rat me out, right?
Oh, not at all.
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Wow.
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She didn't cry before my tears.
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Oh, my God. I've never had a dick this
big before.
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I encourage you guys.
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I have a white wing. I'm running away
from home.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Make sure you get those black balls.
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No.
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I do like a chocolate bar.
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You know what I like even more?
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What's that?
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One that will melt in my mouth.
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All over my fucking pussy.
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I'm going to put my balls at the tip of
my dick if I give you travel time.
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Yeah.
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God, it tastes so good.
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Oh no!
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I'm going to do this.
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I want you to leave bruises all over my
pussy.
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Oh, stretch that fucker right out.
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I'm never going to be able to sleep with
another white man again.
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You say, oh, good.
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I've never seen a man life this long in
my pussy.
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I love how you're, delicious dick.
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haul this week? I guess you used the
booble app.
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I want you to fuck me until your balls
are mad at you.
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She likes you.
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I want you to crawl up inside and make a
new home.
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Yeah?
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Let me appreciate this dick a little
bit.
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Now here's what I'm gonna do to you.
What are you gonna do?
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My pussy.
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That's going to help you out.
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She's going to be very cooperative.
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Now that she's gotten a taste of this
black dick, now she wants to be fed.
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Is she going to feed my pussy?
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I'm going to get on top of this huge
black cock of yours.
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And I'm gonna ride you.
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Okay. Yeah.
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I'm gonna ride you until your balls get
so full your eyeballs are gonna hurt.
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And your face is gonna go numb and
you're just gonna wanna pop your nut all
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the inside of my pussy.
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And I'm going to rub my pussy full of
your cum all over my fiance's pillow for
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being a dick.
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What kind of an asshole tells a woman to
get her boobs cut off?
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Fuck that doctor.
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I'll keep my fiance's money.
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I'll give it to you as a tip.
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Highly appreciated.
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Anytime you need Boomer, just give us a
call.
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't forget to tell a friend.
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Oh, yeah.
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I've got many. Tell three friends, I'll
give you one free ride.
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I love a working man.
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