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All right.

This is Jensen, correct?

Yes. I've heard a lot about you.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, anyway.

So we don't have a lot of time here. It's kind of the end of the day. I just

wanted to tell you what's going on. I know you apply for this position. You've

been here all day as well.

I brought my resume.

Right, yeah, your resume.

So what I wanted to basically tell you is that we're not exactly hiring at the

moment, but...

Here's the whole thing.

We normally do like a three interview process, and I don't really have enough

time for that, so I kind of just want to put you through the whole thing right

now. I really need this job.

Yeah, but would you mind doing it in like, you know, 30 minutes?

20, 30 minutes?

How can I do a three interview process in 30 minutes?

It's actually really easy. Here, here.

I'm going to teach you how right now, okay? Okay.

Okay, first part of the exam. Here, sit closer.

First part of the exam is called the double D exam. This is where you're

to show me your tits.

What?

Yeah, this is where, this is the three interview process, where I want to get

know you, and I don't really, like, spend a lot of time like, oh, where are

from? No,

this is a different type of interview.

What's my tits have to do with the job?

Well, you know, I want to get to know who I'm working with, right?

Oh. This is kind of the best way. Okay.

Yeah. So this is the, oh, you got it. Oh.

Yeah. All right.

This is what your reputation's been all about, Ms. Jensen.

Really? Yeah.

Like you said, I don't like to waste a lot of time. I respect that. Yeah. So,

Jensen, you obviously have a great first interview.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. Okay.

See? See how easy that was?

You did great.

Now the next part is the second interview, which is the oral exam.

I'm definitely a great singer.

I speak well in public.

Oh, we're not talking about that type of world.

Um, we're talking about this. Oh my God. Mr. Knight. I am married.

Yeah. Well, you said you wanted this job. Oh my God. Yeah.

Wow.

Okay. Um, shit.

Oh my God. Yeah. We're kind of a, we're kind of a progressive company.

Yeah. And we really like, okay, well, I guess you see, you have no problem with

adapting to our progress.

You're great at this job, see?

That's the second interview.

Oh, my God. This is so big.

I can't fit it in my mouth.

Oh, yeah.

What did you say? It looks like you've needed someone to be serious about.

You know,

I don't care if I get the job at this point.

If you just fuck me and send me on my way, I'll get work somewhere else. Well,

that was the third interview.

I'm sucking your jacket just like that.

What are the benefits of this position?

Sometimes, sometimes I need to get a little roughed up. You know, put your

on my throat, big boy.

And she'll fuck me. Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, you rotten motherfucker. I love it.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, there's very few men walking around that can do that.

You can fuck me however you want.

You'll feel good with my blessing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, spill the fuck out of your dick.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

You want to play, do you?

You want to play?

Oh, God.

Yeah. Yeah.

it again this dick is too big i'm gonna fuck it again

You like that? Yeah, yeah.

Like that.

Oh, just like that.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Carrot tip, man.

Yeah, oh yeah. I can see that.

Really low.

knock everything out of the way.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That was a very thorough process.

Mm -hmm.

What's that?

Are there any follow -up questions, Mr. Knight?

Nope, just to you on Monday.

That's the follow -up exam.

I'll be here. Okay.