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So, Joe, welcome in Europe, my brother.

Yeah, thank you.

Okay, so, let's start with the basics, okay?

I'm going to explain you how it goes.

First lesson of CWF.

Do you have money?

No. No? You don't have money?

I don't have money. You don't have money, okay, because, let me explain you

something. Money makes the world go round, okay?

So, this is the easiest way to get.

European woman.

I know your desire is to... Right?

Okay, so if you have money, you can get anything you want.

Okay? So I'm going to give you some money.

Really? Yeah.

Okay.

This is the part of the first lesson. I'm going to give you some money and

going to pretend that you are rich. Okay?

Girls love rich guys. No matter what. This is the point. Girls love rich guys.

If you don't have money, then there's two other things which you can do.

You have to be a really sweetheart with the girls. The girls have to be

comfortable with you.

You have to be really nice. Japanese people are really polite, so you're

I'm pretty sure you're good.

you know make up something what they really believe you know every girl want

be a star every girl want to be rich every girl want to be blending and if

pretend that you can make them you can make

the dream come true then you're fine you know they're gonna do whatever you want

with them i mean this is the key to european girls all right you understand

Little. Little.

Okay.

You know what?

I'm gonna... You can pick any girl on the street.

I'm gonna go there, pick it up for you, okay?

And all you have to do is, when we come in here, I'm gonna bullshit her like,

okay, this is a Japanese really famous television show and we are

curious about European culture.

So, when we come in, I'm gonna start with a little interview.

How old are you? What's your job?

You know, this kind of thing.

And I'm gonna pretend that you are my boss.

Really rich boss.

She's gonna be nice to you right away. I'm pretty sure. I know.

All the girls are like this.

Once they come in here, that means that they want something from you as well.

okay because they want to be in a place where you can't put them you know

bullshit but yeah so um once we come here

we gotta be extra tough you know really polite nice and uh we go from there you

know just follow me try to follow me all right okay so now i want you

to point the girl from the street so give me Give me a challenge, okay?

Just show me which girl you like on the street.

Okay.

They can't be inside, but...

Okay, do you see anything interesting?

What's your type? What's your type of girl? My type is young.

Young? You're a young girl.

Young and night time.

Oh.

True, true.

Uh, clean?

Clean. Okay, clean. Okay.

Nice and clean.

Hair color, any?

Hair color, uh... Blonde, black, brunette,

redhead.

Um, another black. Another black.

Oh, okay.

You know what?

You know what? Yeah, okay. You know what? Um, let me get my jacket.

I'm already... Oh, yeah. I gotta give you money, right?

You gotta be really rich, so I'll give you like 2 ,000 euros.

That's a lot of money here, huh?

Oh, the red one? You like red one? Okay, so... Okay,

I need this one back, okay?

Red one.

Let's do this.

Can you open it?

Everyone is so cute.

That girl is the cutest.

They interview.

Idiot!

It's amazing, Tony.

It's amazing.

It's really amazing.

I know you're in a high heel.

What? No, this is the studio.

I mean, you don't have to worry. I mean, we are filming, you know.

This is about European culture, you know. We want to see everything.

Oh.

Oh.

So,

he's our cameraman.

This is my boss, Joe.

Nice to meet you. I'm Joe.

Okay. Just make yourself comfortable.

Please, for Japanese tradition, please take off your shoes.

If you wouldn't mind.

Okay?

You want me to help you? Just let me help you.

Okay.

Please.

I'm sorry.

I'll put your jacket over there, okay?

It's only going to take 15 minutes, okay? 15 minutes? Yeah, okay.

Okay, please.

Wow.

Let me introduce you to my boss. He's Joe.

Like me, too. This lovely lady.

Catherine. Catherine.

This lovely lady is Catherine.

Okay. Very cute.

Yes, she's really cute.

Okay. Please.

we are like in the middle yes okay

so um

basically what this film is about is uh the european culture to throw it

okay so i'm gonna ask you some questions just to ask and as we

uh speak about i mean we're gonna give you 200 euros

How old are you?

I'm 22 What's your job?

What do you do for a living?

I'm a bartender She can make a nice cocktail

Near here?

Yeah. You worked near here?

I worked in the next corner.

Oh, in the next corner?

Yeah. Okay. You came from job?

Yeah. Oh, you came from job.

Okay. So, what you were studying?

Psychology.

Psychology? Oh, she's in psychology.

She's in school.

And it was fun.

Really nice.

And...

How much you make in a bar? Can I ask you?

You need to know, you want to know.

How much I have in money?

Yes, in a bar, how much money you make?

I have 500 euros per month.

Per month?

Yes. That's not much, that's not that much.

Yes,

no, we just want to know, you know, about...

If you're educated, what are you learning again?

I'm learning psychology.

You're learning psychology and you make 500 euros a month.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes, I have.

For how long?

Two months.

Two months? Not that much.

Are you in love?

Yes, I am.

You work out?

You work out?

You have a beautiful body.

Oh, thank you.

I know it's a strange question for television, but we see a lot of European

girls take care of themselves.

And I'm just wondering, is it a common thing to European girls to go to the

Yes, yes, and I'm going to fitness.

Oh, you're going to fitness? Okay.

Me too, me too. You too?

Yeah.

Any question you want to ask her?

Question?

Yeah.

Question.

Why are you beautiful?

Why I'm beautiful?

Because my mother is beautiful.

Okay, that's a good one.

What do you know about Japan?

It's in Asia.

It's in Asia, yes.

And I understand that there are nice people.

Yes, they are really polite and really nice people.

Have you ever been in Japan in Asia?

No. No? You're not really in Asia? No. No?

Okay, because honestly, we are going to make a lot of interviews.

and one people gonna fly to asia on our course oh wow yeah

is it true yes uh we still have this right we fly uh what people over to to

japan it's my dream it's your dream okay okay it's your dream because uh

he can make it come true wow yes i i have many money

actually he owns the tv channel

What do you know

about Japan?

He has a nice body.

Oh yeah?

Yes. He has a nice body too. Like his body.

Like your ki.

You can touch it. No, really, he works out. Can I? Yeah. Oh my god!

Thank you.

Now I know something about Japanese men. Yeah, you have to know something else

about Japanese men too.

I see the chinky smile.

You like that idea, huh?

Are you, are you a pervert?

Are you a pervert?

Me? Yes. No.

No? No.

Do you like sex?

Sex? What?

Do you like tics? Oh my god.

Tic, tic.

I don't like sex.

Why?

Because every girl has to like it. I mean, I guess every people like sex,

I mean, this is a part of our life.

No,

because we want to know about European sex culture as well.

Okay, so if you don't mind, I'm going to ask you some questions about this too.

Okay.

For 200 euros, I need some unadvantaged.

Yeah, this is what we agreed, right? I give you 200 euros, you give me more.

Okay.

So, um... Do you like culture?

Oh, sometimes, yes.

Sometimes? Yeah.

Depends on what?

If I like the boy.

If you like the boy.

Okay, so if she likes boys, she likes Rojo.

Okay. You like him?

Yes, he's nice.

Really? Yeah, okay.

Forget the camera. Forget about all the place.

If we wouldn't be here, would you give him Rojo?

Okay. Okay, I know you have a boyfriend.

I love him.

But if you would, you wouldn't have one.

Okay,

you know what?

I'll put you in.

I'll give you another question.

You may give 500 euros.

Now I give you 200 euros.

you can make three times more than you make in one month in one hour

would you take that money okay so uh i think this is the point where i

have to be um and you can talk about it okay

Okay, so I think we get the point.

I think she gets my point.

I think she already knows what we are talking about.

Okay.

He gives you 200 euros.

Will you show up to your pocket?

Yes,

it's 200 euros.

This is...

If I can't write it... What am I supposed to do?

Just show up yourself.

You show me?

No, you show up yourself.

Just a minute.

Just a minute.

We just want to see it.

Okay? We just want to see it.

Yes, it is.

Just a minute.

Oh my god!

Okay, okay. Yeah, it's yours now.

It's yours now. It's mine?

Yeah, it's yours now.

Okay, okay.

Oh my god! Okay, okay.

Nice proportion No,

you don't have a back

I think you

got to the point huh?

I'm very happy

Honey, let me come here. You're so inside.

Nobody can see you. Really? Yes. No, it's okay.

I feel bad for people.

Oh, you feel... Hello, people.

Hello, happy people.

Nobody give me a hug.

Okay. It's okay.

Good.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Wow, that's beautiful.

Beautiful? Yes.

I've never seen anything as beautiful as this.

Your nipples are standing.

Sorry? Your nipples are standing.

No, I can see you like that. I can see you like that.

Do you like this?

It's gonna be his first time and your first time if you're into it. No.

No,

you're joking.

Oh my god, what are you doing?

Okay, okay.

No, it's not okay.

No. Okay, okay. No,

I don't have money.

No.

Hey.

Isn't that I'm a full Japanese man?

Why? You were nice.

You gave me money first.

Do you like that?

What are you doing?

I was just tasting, come on. You don't pay me.

No, but he's my boss, he pays my part too.

No, no.

Have you ever danced with two guys before?

No. Three?

No, only one.

Four? Only one? I have experience only with one guy. Oh, you have experience

only with one guy? Yes.

Okay. I want to cheat, cheat, cheat me.

Oh, come on. You can do that.

I can see you like him. Come on.

I like you.

Okay,

okay. Don't look.

Really?

There you go.

More, more, more.

More.

Do you want to sleep on that?

I want to look at it.

Do you want to take a nap?

So am I.

We should just fall asleep.

I can see you have a beautiful body. No, but... Come on, come on, come on. No.

Okay, okay.

No, it's okay.

It's okay.

I can hear the radio

This is Japanese style Japanese style This is Japanese

tea Do you know what Japanese guys are

professional?

Yes, yes.

But you know what they especially think?

They can make you come real good.

Daughter can make her come real good, so don't make her disappointed.

I'm looking for asshole

What are you doing?

That's enough for your follow -up task.

Really? So you like Japanese guys, huh?

Yes, I like Japanese guys. Okay, what if we multiply them?

Multiply? What?

Yeah.

No.

I like him, it's okay.

Yeah, but... I don't need more.

No, what about more money? You need more money?

Yes, I need more money.

Okay, then if you need more money, then...

What if you multiply?

You get more money, right? You want me to go to the ATM?

No. You have more?

More, more. More for your friends.

Just a moment, please.

Oh my God.

There you go.

It's a little money for the job.

More money, more money.

There you go. Just a little DJ.

Yes, rich closure.

actually the part of our team are already outside oh my god oh

my god so they are with us come on they are with us they are waiting to join us

oh my god you're like asian man oh they're nice

there my teammate you know what joe

I'll get the guys inside.

Yes, yes, yes. Okay.

Come, come.

What?

Come, come. No. Okay, okay, okay. No.

Give me money.

Give your money.

Yes, yes.

Two guys?

Two guys, two guys.

Two. One guy?

Oh, okay.

Please, please, please.

Who are you?

I'm Ichi.

My name is Ken. Fred. Fred.

Please use it.

I don't have any money.

It feels so good.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

How do you feel?

Good.

It feels good.

Chin -chin, there's another one.

Please touch it.

Hang on, mom.

I can't do it.

Stand up, Ten.

Ten, stand up.

Why is Kei

-sama a foreigner?

Yes, sir.

Thank you very much.

It feels so good!

It feels so good.

How does it run?

It feels so good.

I want to lick it one

more time.

I like licking.

Do you feel it?

It's amazing. You can hold it like this.

Aight.

Thank you for coming today.

I'm sorry.

It's a stupid good election.

Your handshake is good.

Good massage technique.

I teach you new Japanese.

Yeah. And what?

Delicious. Delicious.

Delicious? Delicious.

No.

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