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- Hi, darling. - Hi.

- You're looking beautiful. - Thank you.

- Okay, I'm leaving. You come with Mum. - But I thought we were leaving together.

Those FilmFirst guys, they wanna shoot some promo.

Your Dad's getting an award.

Again.

Looking too good.

Tell me something new.

Wait, let me take a picture.

Put your AirDrop on. I think you should post these.

I've told Shaumik countless times to make some space on my iCloud.

- Storage has been full for weeks. - I'll do it.

Thanks. I'll see you there.

But where's your iPad?

- The study. - Okay.

See you.

I love you, son.

Chachu.

What "Chachu"? What is this?

- Where were you? - I met KJo ji.

You turned out to be a snake.

Signing contracts with the enemies, I mean--

Wasn't one slap enough for you? Do you want another one?

I quit KJo's film, you idiot.

What? Chachu, why did you--

I don't want to hear a word about it. If you're out, I'm out.

Wow, Chacha.

- Ten minutes to go. We need to hurry. - Let's go.

- Put your shoes on. - Excuse me.

Is Avtar Singh ji here?

Yes, what are you gonna do about it?

- Do you know who's here to see you? - I don't know.

Badshah.

- Bloody Badshah… - Chachu, Chachu…

Tell him to get lost.

Kick him out!

I don't even want to look at him. What does he think of himself?

But, sir--

Badshah, my ass.

- Sir, selfie. Sir, please. - Sir, sir.

Sir.

Thank you, guys.

Thank you, kid.

Sir, he doesn't want to meet you.

Excuse me?

What did he say?

No, sir…

Hey, it's okay.

What did he say?

He said,

"Badshah, my ass."

"Ass…"

"My ass…"

- Sir, he… - "My ass--"

- Fucking… - Sorry, sir.

- Don't touch me! - Sir. Sorry, sir.

- Get lost. - Don't touch me!

And…

delete his song from my playlist.

Now!

- Get lost. - Delete the whole album!

How dare he call me "Badshah, my ass"?

Me?

I'm Badshah!

Hey! If it isn't the Badshah himself.

Hey, hey, Freddy, Freddy, my man! So good to see you.

And congratulations for Sailab 2.

I hear Ajay signed it.

- I can't wait to see your film, man. - Thank you.

Our film.

Yeah.

He…

He…

Are you…

Yes!

Jaraj, right?

This is Jaraj. Oh, shit.

Shah Rukh, right?

- Yeah, right? - Shah, Shah… We've to get ready.

- No, one second. Let me tell him. - We've to get ready. We're getting late.

Please, please.

We're also getting late.

Let's go, Freddy.

I'm so sorry, King. He's a buffoon.

- What are you getting late for? - Shah…

Please. Hair and make-up, please.

Why? Won't people recognise me on stage without hair and make-up?

I'm really…

"Badshah, my ass"!

No, Shah, you're not.

All right!

Fucking number one

I'm here for a face-off

I bow down to none

A mighty storm, yes, that's me

A wilful fire, I'm fiery

I'm a heat-seeking missile

There's no one else like me

They say kick this attitude

But old habits die hard

Listen up, shining stars

To what I have to say

In this big bad world

I'll be fucking number one!

Yeah, I'll be fucking number one!

You know I'm fucking number one!

Welcome to the 75th edition of the FilmFirst awards!

It's a star-studded night.

And where there are stars, there's Sanjeev Sharma!

So get ready to walk the red carpet.

And put on your sunglasses because the stars are gonna shine!

Bhavna, let me stand here.

No, I'll stand in the centre.

There's no "centre" when there are four people.

But there's always a self-centred bitch.

Ma'am.

Ma'am, too beautiful, ma'am!

What, Disha ma'am!

So, that brings me to the question of the day.

What does FilmFirst mean to you?

What is FilmFirst for you?

For me, it's all about healthy competition.

You have to clap for everyone.

And I've just done my fucking nails.

FilmFirst is Bollywood's heart.

FilmFirst?

No, I'm always first.

- Jaraj sir! - Recognise me now!

I recognise you, sir!

Shanaya, smile.

Stop behaving like Aryan.

Ibrahim bhai. You look amazing, bhai!

A solemn eventide where we laud motion pictures.

That's too much Hindi for me.

- It's all about-- - Actors, directors…

- Producers. - Hot chicks.

- Paps. - Comebacks.

Come on backs.

- Stars. - Star kids!

Superstar!

Superstar kid!

Radhe, Radhe.

This is the place where winners become losers.

And losers become winners.

The fucking Titanic!

I'm Alexander the fucking Great!

My mom and dad have asked me to behave

but they're not here, so…

Rajkummar sir, you've been nominated for Best Actor.

So have you, Arjun sir.

Both of you have played a villager's role in your movies.

How was it?

I've worked hard for this nomination,

but I don't talk about it. I don't believe in PR.

He worked so hard,

and yet we've been nominated for the same role.

Just imagine!

Well, the difference between us is

that today hard work will win.

And the difference between us is,

it doesn't make a difference to me.

It shows…

in your life too.

- Come on. - All the best!

- I'm gonna win. - I'm gonna win.

Thank you.

Movies will come and go, but the show has just begun.

Badshah… Oh!

- Badshah! - O Badshah!

- Badshah! - Hey Badshah!

- Badshah! - O Badshah! Badshah!

- Badshah! - O Badshah!

- Badshah! - Hey Badshah!

- Badshah! - O Badshah! Badshah!

Thank you! Thank you very much.

Aadaab, namaskar.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the BKT, Bharat Ka Tyre 75th FilmFirst Awards!

But the bad news first.

Like every year, this year too, FilmFirst

has not nominated me for the Best Actor category.

Me either.

But, it's okay.

I'll manage with the 400 awards I have at home.

But the good news is that I'm getting the opportunity

to meet actors from the younger generation,

to learn something from them,

to teach them something.

And most importantly,

to present them with awards.

So, without wasting your time, let's move on

to perhaps the most important award of this evening.

The Best Actor - Male!

And the nominees for the same are

Ranbir Kapoor in the film Shatir!

Ranbir couldn't make it here tonight,

so, a big round of applause for him.

Rajkummar Rao ji in Sarpanch!

Aasmaan Singh in Revolver!

Arjun Kapoor in Chokra!

And Siddhant Chaturvedi in City Boy!

So, ladies and gentlemen,

the award for Best Actor - Male tonight goes to

the most deserving, the most dedicated, the most hardworking

Aasmaan Singh for the film Revolver!

- Mom. - My son!

- Bro! - I'm so proud. Now, go!

Go on.

There you are, Aasmaan.

A boy from Delhi came to Mumbai with the dream to be a star.

And a boy from Delhi who has become a star here

will present him the award.

What a cliché!

What a nice cliché, no?

Come here, come here.

God bless you.

Thank you, sir.

Ladies and gentlemen, Best Actor award, Aasmaan Singh.

Thank you, sir.

I didn't expect to win this award today, so…

so I didn't come prepared with a speech.

But…

I've always been told that if you wish for something with all your heart,

the entire universe conspires to make it happen for you.

He's copying the dialogue.

But this wish wasn't just mine.

This dream…

wasn't just mine.

This dream also belongs

to the person who taught me to keep my head held high.

My dad.

This one's for you.

My hero.

And, Mom,

thank you for bringing me here.

I love you.

What Aasmaan just said,

I know it has touched everyone here today.

And, Mom,

we all love you!

Wow, she's so hot, man!

Aasmaan's so lucky.

That's his mom, Jaraj.

So what?

God bless you, Aasmaan. Come this way.

This way, sir.

- Congratulations, sir. - Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Big fan of yours, sir.

I didn't know.

I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I'm fine.

I guess I'll see you around.

Aasmaan.

I need to tell you something.

Congratulations, Aasmaan.

- A lot of people dream-- - What's your problem with me?

I don't have a problem with you, but with the underworld.

You can hang out with them,

party with them,

but stay away from my family.

Stop using the underworld as an excuse, sir.

You think something's going on between Karishma and me--

You're not worthy of Karishma.

And you never will be.

Let Karishma decide that.

You've worked hard to get here.

Don't ruin it.

It's not a big deal.

You just lost a film.

I just lost my dad.

Sorry to hear that.

You're sorry about that?

He had asked me about the film.

"Aasmaan, when will the shooting start?"

"How's it going?"

I had to look him in the eye and lie to him.

I told him, "Everything's fine, Dad. The shooting will begin in a week."

So the last thing I told my dying father was a lie.

Because of you.

Who would've thought

that Ajay Talvar's doing all this behind my back.

You're a fucking coward.

You lied to your dying father…

and I'm the fucking coward?

Son, there are a lot of people in this world

who'll try to bring you down.

But always remember,

that we may break,

but we will never bow down.

And if you ever find yourself in that situation,

raise your head, look up,

and remember who you are.

Aasmaan.

The next person coming on this stage is the biggest star of this country.

So fasten your seatbelts and get ready for this star.

Fast, tough and ready for a war.

Tattooed on his arm is a Talvar.

Yes, we all know him and love him.

So, ladies and gentlemen, be prepared,

because when he makes an entrance, he lights up the stage.

Because his entry is always incredible, dazzling,

and spectacular!

Aasmaan!

Here comes Ajay Talva--

Ajay.

Aasmaan…

Aasmaan!

Latest news in! Aasmaan Singh punched Ajay Talvar in the face!

Who hits a senior actor? He deserves to be in jail!

It's a punch to the nation! It's a punch to India!

It's a punch to our culture!

It was a mistake to launch Aasmaan.

Same.

Why did he punch him? He could have used his revolver!

Violence has seeped to the very core of our country.

I am against violence.

Hey, move!

How dare he punch him! Are these his values? So uncultured!

Why the hell did Aasmaan Singh hit Ajay Talvar in the first place?

Come, fight me if you have the balls! Come, fight me!

Aasmaan Singh must be thrown in jail.

The entire industry has turned against Aasmaan Singh now.

Shame on Aasmaan Singh…

- Aasmaan Singh… - Aasmaan Singh…

What must Aasmaan Singh be going through… Only he can answer this question.

Where's all your bravado now?

Aasmaan, you asshole! Come out!

What happened to all your bravado now?

How dare you, motherfucker!

You cunt!

Aasmaan is my son!

This is his mother!

Click her pic!

Aasmaan!

Aasmaan!

Mom.

Let her go! That's my mom!

Hey…

We have a new guest here!

Take good care of him.

Aasmaan Singh is here.

The hero becomes the villain.

Sir, these little scuffles are common.

I've beaten many back in the day, but I've never been locked up.

Shall I?

Shall I lock you up?

Sir…

"Beaten many back in the day."

Excuse me, sir.

Sir, as per BBS-115, this is a bailable offence.

You can't keep him here.

Look, Manager Madam,

keep the laws to yourself.

It's a high-profile case.

What do you mean, sir?

Don't you know who your son has punched?

Just say the word, sir. He'll rot in jail forever.

No, sir.

Let him go.

I don't want this to escalate.

Okay. Let me know if we can help with anything.

Thank you, Commissioner sahib.

Commissioner? What more do you want to do to him?

He's already locked up.

He attacked your father in front of the fucking world.

And you're still defending him?

You had it coming.

I've read your messages.

I saw everything on your iPad.

Darling, everything I did, I did for this family.

Everything I did, I did for you.

- I did it because-- - Because you care.

Please.

Please save your acting for the sets.

I can see through your bullshit!

You can't see shit!

You've lost your mind, thanks to him.

You don't know who he really is.

But now I know who you really are.

I want to be with Aasmaan

and you can't fucking stop me.

Dad!

Dad! Mom!

- What are you doing, Dad? What is this? - Karishma.

What's going on?

Dad!

Dad! Dad, open the door!

What are you doing?

- What the fuck are you doing? - Sukhi!

- No one's allowed to go in. - Ajay!

What is wrong with you? She's our daughter!

What the fuck is going on here?

- Ajay, answer me. - Mom!

Sukhi, give me the keys.

- Give me the keys! Can't you hear me? - Mom, open the door!

Dad, please open the door!

What the fuck, man? Ajay!

Sukhi, please open the door! Sukhi!

Sukhi, please open the door.

Hey, hero! Get up. You've been bailed out.

We've been waiting forever, and he's being released in a day.

Don't worry, people get more famous after being locked up.

Am I right? Don't smile! Close it now!

Aasmaan.

Are you okay?

Aasmaan.

Why did you do it?

I was so scared for you.

Sorry.

I can't lose you too, Aasmaan.

Don't worry. I… I won't go anywhere.

I'm sorry.

You didn't give me a chance to say this.

Congratulations.

Love you, bhai.

Next time, I'm coming inside with you.

Hey, if the brotherly reunion is over, can you please sign this?

Yes, come on. Let's sign it and get out of here. Come on.

- Give me a pen. - Pen…

Pen?

What kind of a manager is she?

Doesn't even carry a pen.

Why the fuck is Ajay Talvar calling me?

What the…

- Let me talk. - Aasmaan…

- Come on, let me talk. - Aasmaan, don't.

Mom, hold on. Let me talk to him.

So what do you want now?

Aasmaan?

Karishma?

Yes.

My Dad's locked me in the fucking study.

You've been locked up in your own house? Why?

Because I don't want to marry Sameer.

But you said "Yes" to him in front of everyone the other day.

And now I'm telling you.

I love you.

Do you love me?

What do you think?

Fuck it. Fuck you!

Karishma… Hello?

- What happened? - That's enough. Please.

Father and daughter can go fuck themselves.

I must have lost five kilos thanks to this stress, man.

What do you guys want to eat?

Shall we order something?

- Parvaiz. - I know.

Aasmaan!

What the fuck!

- Long Live! - Ajay Talvar!

Long Live!

You can see that after the FilmFirst incident,

how Ajay Talvar's fans are standing by him in full support.

- Long Live! - Ajay Talvar!

Will your plan work?

We'll know once we try.

- Long Live! - Ajay Talvar!

Listen!

Listen to me!

- What is it? - Listen!

I would like to say something about Ajay Talvar.

- Go on! - Speak up!

- Ajay Talvar! - Long Live!

- Let me speak, guys. - Well, go on then!

Ajay Talvar…

has…

a tiny dick!

Hey, hey!

Wait! Stop, stop! You misheard me.

- You misheard me! - Wait. Wait, guys.

Wait a minute, guys.

I said,

"Ajay Talvar

eats dicks for breakfast!"

Hey, don't touch me. I'll set myself on fire.

Trouble at the main gate.

Someone's threatening to set himself on fire.

All the guards to the main gate.

Urgent! Fire hazard!

…gathered in large numbers and…

Don't worry, Bhabhi.

They are young guys. Must've gone for a drink.

- They'll be back soon. - Then why aren't they answering?

There's a commotion outside Ajay Talvar's house.

- And Aasmaan Singh's only fan… - Bhabhi…

…is trying to set himself on fire.

- He's dousing himself in kerosene. - Idiots.

Avtar, do we have a car?

I'll kill you, motherfucker!

Fuck! Fuck it! Fuck!

Fuck!

Game over.

Rohan, revive me!

Revive me or next time, I swear…

And I'm back!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck, that felt so real.

You motherfucker! The car will explode. Have you gone crazy?

We'll all die together. I'll burn everyone alive.

Here's some petrol! Eat some kerosene! Drink some diesel!

- Everyone's gonna burn. - Get back!

Matches.

I'll burn everyone alive!

Hey, don't come close to me.

I'm warning you I'm danger. I am danger! I'm the one…

- Don't come close. - Hey, this is water.

Get that motherfucker, guys!

Come down! I'm gonna beat you up, idiot!

Come down and face these fists!

- Get him. - Get that bastard!

Fuck! Where the hell did he go?

Where the hell are you?

Looks like he shat himself and ran away.

- Long Live! - Ajay Talvar!

Aasmaan Singh?

What are you doing here? How dare you come here after punching sir?

How dare you?

That was a publicity stunt.

For FilmFirst.

That's why he invited me home for drinks.

But you believed it.

Our acting was that real. You believed it, didn't you?

No, not at all.

- I know these stunts too well. - Really?

Streaming services have made us audiences smart.

All right.

If you don't mind, may I tell you something?

You look more like a TV star than a movie star.

You should work in a web series.

- Okay? - Yeah. Okay, sir.

I'll keep this in mind. Okay?

Anyone needs a ride?

Give me the keys, man.

- That's not the key, Avtar. - I know.

- This is! - Let's go!

At least get your pocket stitched, asshole.

Where are you going?

I'm not a fucking side character!

Mamta ji, I'll get you a picture with Ajay ji,

but first send me that picture of yours.

Are your assets new or old, firm or loose?

Don't be shy.

Hey! Shut up!

It's just me. You're a dog, act like one! Shut up! Shut up, asshole!

How dare you? It's just me. I told you to shut up!

Please, just shut up!

What the fuck!

Aasmaan. What are you doing here?

Shall we leave?

What do you think of yourself?

I fucking hate you.

I don't want to go with you.

Why did you call me? To slap me?

- Say it first. - What?

Why can't you just say it?

I fought your father. The police arrested me and locked me up.

And I came here as soon as I was released.

I had to deal with your father, your dog,

your butler, his jibes, and fans on my way in.

For whom?

For you.

Yes.

I hate you.

- Karishma madam, is everything okay? - Yes.

I'm just trying to run away.

Come on, madam.

Aasmaan?

That was close.

Shall we?

Sir, did you ask for me?

Yeah, Karishma hasn't eaten yet.

- Send her some dinner. - Okay, sir.

Shall I send something for Aasmaan sir too?

What nonsense?

You invited him over for drinks.

Sukhi!

Fuck! What do we do now?

Give me your shoe.

Sukhi!

Sukhi!

What are you doing there? Go in and check!

Fuck!

You had one job to do. You were right there and they escaped.

How?

Mom, she's locked up like a bloody criminal!

Nothing's going on with Aasmaan. They're just friends.

Hey, this way.

Quick.

Pushpa, you poor little thief, so you wanna steal from me, huh?

I wish I hadn't seen that.

Don't call the police. No one should know about this.

- Lock the gates. - Yes, sir.

Check the security cameras. Check every corner!

Parvaiz, throw the rope over.

- I just don't know what to do. - How did he enter the house?

- He's gone mad! - Lock all the gates!

You, the front gate. You, side gate. You come with me!

The side gate's there, you idiot!

- Okay. - Hurry up!

Ajay's running around with the servants. He has lost it!

He's gone mad!

My poor baby.

I wonder how she is.

What are you doing? Hurry up!

Ajay!

What are you looking at? Come down!

Scream, scream! I love it when you scream!

Ajay! They are jumping over the wall.

- Hey, stop! I said, stop! - Stop them!

Run, bitch, run!

Parvaiz, the rope!

Aasmaan, hurry up!

And that's a fucking climax!