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Take Mr. Revolver in with you.

- Shoot the fucker if he tries to escape. - Move.

- Bring him out. - Come on!

Move!

Get moving, big boy. Come on!

- Salam alaikum. - Walaikum assalam.

Don't let anyone other than my men come in. Okay?

Okay, Abdul bhai.

What do I do now?

I live here.

Have you seen him before?

I think…

I've seen him somewhere.

This is my room. Yeah.

Come on, move, hero.

Our hero is too hot-headed.

Put him in the fridge.

Hey, shut the door.

Thanda, thanda, cool, cool.

A secret door?

Salam, Gafoor bhai.

Gafoor!

Take that off his face.

He's already here, what are you hiding from him?

- Salam alaikum, Gafoor bhai. - Walaikum assalam. Sit down.

Yeah…

Don't be shy, Aiza. Come here.

I like your choice.

He's well-built, good-looking.

And he's strong too.

Well done!

My daughter saw your film.

She's been bugging me since,

"I want Aasmaan. I want Aasmaan. I only want Aasmaan."

Thank you, sir.

But why do you want Aasmaan?

To marry her.

Why?

Don't you like my daughter?

- No-- - Is she ugly?

- No-- - Is she not good enough for you?

- No, sir, I-- - What is it?

Stop it, Abbu. Why do you always do this?

She gets so upset.

I'm kidding. I'm just kidding, guys.

He thought I'm gonna get him married right now.

My daughter is a writer.

She's written a script. Wants to make a movie.

Wow. Congratulations.

With you.

Really?

So what's the story?

All of Mumbai knows the story.

It's my story.

"The biopic of Gafoor."

A refuse you can't offer.

Why are you butchering English?

Sorry, bhai.

We'll tell you when and where to come for the shoot.

Abdul, don't interfere.

We won't force you.

Look, we'll only go ahead if you like the script.

Wow, what a noble girl.

Maashaa-allaah!

Sir, actually, Karan Johar sir will start shooting his film next week.

So the dates will be a problem.

I won't be able to manage the dates. So I was thinking if we could delay…

Sorry.

Gafoor Ismail?

- Aiza, sit down. - Abbu…

- Sit. - Okay.

So dates are an issue.

Well, you're here for dinner today. Let's enjoy the food.

We can discuss work some other day.

That day, you'll like the story,

and Karan Johar will free up your dates too.

Inshaa-allaah.

Inshaa-allaah.

Mike Tyson…

give biryani.

He makes amazing biryani.

He can make biryani with anything.

Even you.

I'm kidding, man.

I'm a vegetarian.

Gotcha.

Fucking number one

I'm here for a face-off

I bow down to none

A mighty storm, yes, that's me

A wilful fire, I'm fiery

I'm a heat-seeking missile

There's no one else like me

They say kick this attitude

But old habits die hard

Listen up, shining stars

To what I have to say

In this big bad world

I'll be fucking number one!

Yeah, I'll be fucking number one!

You know I'm fucking number one!

Where the fuck is Aasmaan?

That's it.

He's been gone all night. I'm calling the fucking police.

Girl, wait for two minutes. Hold your horses.

What for? Will he be back in two minutes?

He's here.

Why weren't you answering your phone?

Where have you been, Aasmaan?

With Gafoor Ismail.

Gafoor…

What-- Why?

He wants to make a film with me.

Now you wanna make films with Gafoor?

Ask him.

- What have you done now? - Chacha, what did I do?

I got him out of that contract. You should be thanking me--

- With the help of gangsters? - Yes.

I knew it. I fucking knew it.

What "fucking knew it"?

Bloody bumpkin,

if that contract is fake, we'll all end up in jail, thanks to you.

Neither the contract nor the sign is fake.

- And I-- - But your approach was wrong, asshole.

Your approach was also fuck all.

You gave up saying, "There's no way out of it."

He was in despair. I helped my friend. What's wrong with that? Tell me.

And your educated know-it-all lawyers, what could they do?

Make-up and short skirts aren't enough to manage someone.

- Remember that. - Do what you wanna do!

But you let me do my job and you stay the fuck out of my way!

Shut up, guys.

Aasmaan, bro…

Enough, Parvaiz.

I don't want anything, Lallan.

Baby, it's not Lallan.

Hey.

How are you feeling?

I'm fine.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Try this, baby. Just one bite.

- No. No, Sameer. - It's coming.

No.

Wow. Baby, Lallan is good.

You're missing out.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

Why are you sorry?

I shouldn't have ambushed you like that.

The way I proposed suddenly, in front of everyone…

It's not that.

You know,

I've loved you since you were a kid.

No, I mean-- I mean, not in the pervy way.

I was a kid too, so…

Anyway,

what I'm trying to say is that I've loved you

from the moment I saw you.

And I wanna spend my whole life with you.

And if you wanna wait, then that's completely fine, you know.

I mean, we can wait.

Whenever you're ready. It's fine--

Karishma, you're the only one for me.

- You too. - Thanks.

I'll see you soon, fiancé.

Hey, Aasmaan--

Sorry, I meant Sameer.

Funny guy.

Listen…

do you think she loves you, bro?

- I know she loves me… - Yeah?

…bro…

in-law.

Or she just wants your money.

No, she doesn't. Stop playing.

Actually,

we all just want your money.

- No, you don't. - Yeah, we do.

And once you're married,

she'll be hanging around better-looking actors all day long.

But so what?

Not like she'll fuck them or anything.

Dude!

What?

Or maybe just…

That's your sister, man.

- What the fuck are you doing? - I'm just kidding, man. Chill.

Or am I?

In a world full of pretty girls

Yearns my lonely heart…

I thought I told you to leave me alone, Jeejeebhoy.

Ajay's dance is worse than his friendship.

What's wrong with you, Freddy?

Watching Sailab on a loop won't save your company.

I'm looking for a companion…

Now what do you want?

Freddy, Freddy, Freddy.

You can't lose a race if you decide the finish line.

What the fuck does that even mean?

Look at yourself.

Knocked out in a single punch.

And then look at me.

After all these years,

still standing.

I'd rather be knocked out than be standing where you are.

I don't think so.

Check this out.

Look.

What the fuck is this?

- Aasmaan? - Do you only see Aasmaan in this?

This is the last chance to save your company.

What do you mean?

I mean business.

51%.

What rubbish?

Look carefully.

Gafoor Ismail.

Wanted in five different countries.

If you showed this video to anyone,

Aasmaan will not only be kicked out of the film,

he might even end up in jail.

That's why,

51% of Sodawallah Productions.

Aasmaan out, Ajay in, and the company wins.

Think about it, Fred.

49% of something

or 100% of nothing.

Jaraj!

Now you remember my name?

Oops.

Did you knock it over?

So whoever did shall pick it up.

Come on…

pick it up.

Come on, pick it up.

Asshole.

The all new HypeStar.

A perfect combination of style and performance.

Now honestly, "why walk

when you can ride?"

Next question, please.

- Sir, sir! - Sir, sir!

You, ma'am.

Rumour has it that you're starring in a Freddy Sodawallah film.

Hey, that's Freddy Sodawallah.

- Bye, guys. - An autograph, please!

I'd like an autograph too, sir.

I'll bury you right here.

So unnecessary.

We need each other, man.

I don't fucking need you, Freddy.

Are you sure?

Where did you get this from?

How does that matter?

You'll get what you want.

Just work in my film.

Send it to me.

Sign this first.

Save my company,

and this video will be yours.

Here comes Sailab.

Once again.

Send the video to Karan,

and Aasmaan Singh is finished.

I want a song from you guys.

And actually, it's a dance song.

You know? So, it has to be modern, but also Indian.

We got you, KJo.

Ji. KJo ji, it'll be done.

That's lovely. That's--

What the fuck?

Not you.

Five, six, four! Eight, six, four!

Fuck!

Rohan, cover.

- Sir. - Fuck.

Sir.

- Fuck! - Sir!

What?

Shoes.

I asked for "juice," Pushpa, not "shoes!"

What are you staring at? Leave!

- Yes, sir. - Leave!

Fucking animals, man.

Get wrecked, get wrecked!

Die! Die, you dirty little thief!

- Get wrecked. - Shaumik!

What? What do you want now?

What did I ask you to do three days ago?

What?

To make some space in my iCloud.

- It's giving me these error messages. - Yeah, so?

Be useful for once.

- Please. - Fine! Fine, I'll do it.

God.

Dad, can I speak to you for a minute?

Sure, darling. What?

Karan just called. Aasmaan's off the film.

What?

Who's doing it now?

Did you have anything to do with this?

Why would I do that?

Dad, swear on me.

Fuck, yes! Get fucked, get fucked, get fucked!

Told you, I'd stab you with my stick.

Can I swear on him instead?

Seriously, Dad.

Darling, trust me.

I swear on you.

I had nothing to do with this.

Ask Karan. I promise.

Sorry for doubting you.

It's okay.

Who's your daddy?

Cunt.

But if he keeps messing with my work, why do you need me?

Make him your manager.

No, honestly, because I don't think I can continue like this.

Sanya, look, I--

Where are you going?

I need some time. I'll see you later.

- Wait a second. Sanya! - I'll see you later.

Sanya…

Aasmaan…

Whatever I did, I did it for you, bro.

You know what's your problem?

You don't think before you act.

I do, bro. I really do.

But with my heart.

Anyway, it's okay.

What?

Forget that girl. Be done with her.

You know--

Thank you.

- Oh, wow! - Come on!

Asshole, there was a time

when girls used to turn around just to catch a glimpse of you.

Now they're turning away from you.

Time has changed. Fuck!

- Really? - Yes.

Watch this.

Turn.

Turn.

Bro, she's not your Kajol.

Turn.

- To Aasmaan's house. - Okay, ma'am.

Let's go.

I'm sorry.

I can't do this.

Can you please turn off this song?

The Sinhas have been calling.

To set the wedding date.

But I think she needs more time.

You're overthinking this, Anu.

They're young and nervous.

But they love each other a lot.

There's a big difference between love and marriage, Ajay.

Fine.

Then I'll tell Sinha sahib

that after being together for seven years,

my daughter won't marry your son

because my wife believes there's a big difference between love and marriage.

If Karishma doesn't want to marry him, it's perfectly okay.

We'll deal with it.

My daughter's happiness comes first.

Yeah, and don't forget she's my daughter too.

Mom, Dad.

What's wrong, darling?

I wanna marry Sameer.

Whatever makes you happy.

Come here.

- So? - Very smart.

But, bro, you won't win any awards in this.

Why?

Because the award will win you, my man.

Maashaa-allaah, you look fantastic.

- Chachs! - Chachu?

- Yes! - How did the meeting go?

Fantastic.

KJo hired us. We're yet to sign the contract though.

Leave that to me, Chacha.

Sure, you're a signing expert after all, asshole.

- He'll never learn. - Now we'll have to get you a suit too.

Hi.

Get him one too.

- Not a suit… - Hey, what's up?

His shoes are fake, his clothes are fake, he's a fake. Even his watch's a fake.

What?

Chachu, you…

- Aasmaan! - Yeah?

Karan kicked you out of his film.

He thinks he's--

Huh?

What?

You're off the film.

Why?

What happened?

They say you have underworld links.

But they promised not to release it to the media.

- Who said it? - Karan's office did.

- They have proof. - What proof?

- I don't know. - Give me the phone. I'll talk to them.

- Listen. Aasmaan. - Let me explain it's not true.

- Aasmaan. Aasmaan! - I'll go see them. They'll understand.

It's the underworld. They won't listen to you.

It's over.

Why won't they listen?

I'll talk to them.

I'll go talk to them. I'll go and talk to Karan Johar.

And if he doesn't listen, I'll ask Gafoor bhai to talk to him.

I swear, if Gafoor bhai talks to them, they'll be shitting bricks.

These film biz people act like the mafia, but when the real don calls them,

they'll regret this.

Karma will pay a visit to Dharma.

- This is all because of you! - Calm down, Aasmaan. Control yourself!

He was just trying to help you!

Did I ask for his help? Huh?

Did I ask for your help?

"He was helping."

- Listen, son… - Chacha…

- Breathe. - Chacha…

- Parvaiz. - Chacha, let me go.

Listen…

Get lost, you asshole!

You've achieved nothing in your life

and now you wanna pull me down too. Fucking idiot!

Aasmaan…

When my ways were working for you, you were fine with them.

Right-- He's right!

I am an idiot.

You know why?

Because I think from my heart.

But I won't make that mistake again.

- Parvaiz-- - Parvaiz.

Did I ask for your help?

It's beautiful.

I just love it.

Karishma, see this.

- Nice, right? - Yeah.

Try it.

Take that off first.

It's stunning. I just love it.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Where's Aasmaan?

You're still sleeping?

We finally have a meeting after so long and you're sleeping?

Wake up!

Cancel it.

I can't find my shoes.

Really?

I'm gonna find them and beat you up with them.

It wasn't easy to fix this meeting. We can't be late. Five minutes, come on!

Talk to him please.

Hey, it's your mom.

Chachu, she's calling you. You talk to her.

It's your mom, you talk to her.

You really need to get your own phone.

It's been a week since you lost your phone.

Hi, Aunty.

What are you drinking so early in the morning?

You should drink whisky.

Aasmaan.

I said I'll call her later.

The hospital's found a new liver for your dad.

He's going into surgery right now.

Sister, D-13?

Chachu.

Mom.

How's Dad?

Good.

Tell me when you find out.

- How did the surgery go? - I don't know.

I was sleeping through it.

Look at this guy. There's no treatment for his nonsense.

Well, hero, how are things going?

You know, Uncle, Aasmaan has been nominated for FilmFirst.

- What? - What? Wow!

And that too for the "Best Actor" category.

Very good.

So my new liver brought us good luck.

- Yes. - And, Avtar, let's celebrate this

with drinks, after I get discharged.

We still haven't had our drink together.

Why wait till discharge? I have it with me right now.

What?

It's not allowed here, sir.

Shut up and get me some soda.

Sorry, he's kidding.

So when is FilmFirst?

In just two days.

I've got a new suit too.

Did you hear that, Sister?

You've got to fix me up and discharge me in two days.

It's my son's big day!

There. Here comes my second son.

- Come here. - Come.

Sorry, Uncle, I'm late.

That's okay. I'm glad you came.

But what's this?

What?

Didn't they do the transplant?

He's…

- Dad… - Easy, Uncle. Easy.

You really crack me up, idiot.

And, Aasmaan, how's Karan's film coming along?

Shooting will start in a few days. Everything is going well.

That's great. I'm so proud of you.

Ma'am, he needs to rest now.

Sorry.

- Come on, you should leave now. - Let them stay for a while, Neeta.

- No. - You should rest, Dad.

- Come on, let's go. - Relax.

What did the doctor say?

They said the next 48 hours are critical.

By the grace of the Gods, he seems all right.

You came.

- I'm so glad. - Thank you for informing me, Chacha.

"Thank you"? Don't be silly.

Listen…

What's going on with the two of you?

Nothing.

You may be a good actor, Aasmaan, but you can't lie to your mother.

Come on, hug it out.

We're not kids anymore that we hug it out.

- Parvaiz? - He slapped me, Aunty.

- What? - He slapped me.

- Aasmaan, you-- - Mom, you know what he did?

What did I do? Regardless, how could you hit a friend?

- Should you've done that? - So you'll hit me? Slap me?

Enough! I don't want to hear another word.

Say sorry.

Say sorry right now.

- Sorry. - I don't accept.

- Look at him. I said sorry. - Shut up.

Parvaiz, he said he's sorry.

Aunty, everything should be equal in friendship.

One for one.

He slapped me, I'll slap him back.

- Fine, slap me. - Huh?

Is that all? Let's end it here. Hit me.

- Aasmaan-- - No, let's finish it. Come on.

- Hit me. - Hey…

What…

Not now.

I'll hit you out of the blue. When I feel like it.

Bhabhi, their drama will never end.

I shouldn't have hit you.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Hey! What the hell, dude.

Sanya, take Bhabhi home.

- What? - You should eat something.

You must be very tired.

Don't worry, I'm here.

And I have these two hulks with me too.

- Okay. Thank you. - How long will they keep him here?

The doctor said he'll be under observation for 48 hours.

- Come on… - Are you done with the reunion?

Chacha, we're friends again.

If Bhabhi weren't here, I would've just…

- Chacha… - Chacha…

What are you…

Why are you shushing us?

You left my brother alone in there. Get back inside.

Chachu…

As per our sources,

the shooting of Karan Johar's film, Barbaad Mohabbat,

has been put on hold even before it began,

because Aasmaan Singh has been kicked out of the film.

Karan Johar has refused to divulge any information to the media.

What could be the reason behind it?

I should have been honest with Dad about Karan's film.

- Sorry, because of my mistake-- - It's not your fault.

I'm the one who lied to Dad.

Bro, don't worry.

After your Dad recovers, we'll explain it to him together.

Don't worry. I've got you.

Have some tea.

Asshole.

- I'm kidding. - Are you crazy?

- Chill, it's empty. - I'll throw hot tea at you. Just watch.

Do it. I'll drink it up.

I love you, son.

I love you.

Aasmaan…

We used to steal cigarettes from Dad and smoke.

When he found out, he beat us black and blue.

Aasmaan?

I've informed the FilmFirst team that you won't be able to make it.

You will go.

I won't.

I'll stay here with you.

Rajat's last wish was to see that award in your hands.

We all will go.