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Original subtitles

Quiet on the set! Going for a take!

Quiet!

I was winking at the actress. I wasn't--

I said "quiet," you fuckers!

Are you deaf?

Who coughed?

I'll slit your fucking throat!

Hey! He's coughing on purpose! Get him out of here!

- What are you doing? - Frickin' Pankaj! Motherfucker!

- I'm not Pankaj. - Hey!

Quiet!

Okay, were going for a take!

Roll sound. Roll camera.

And action!

Ow!

God, call a doctor now!

- Cut, cut, cut! Fuck! - Where the hell is the doctor?

Where the hell is he?

Bring the stretcher, man!

Sir, I don't think he'll be able to shoot the stunt today.

- Call the backup stuntman right now! - That was the backup stuntman.

Not my problem! Get another one!

Where am I gonna find another at this hour?

I don't care. We have to start shooting because we have to meet the deadline.

Screw the deadline.

"Screw the damn deadline"?

I dare you to tell Freddy something like that.

There's no need to tell Freddy anything.

I promised my investors

this film would release on the 15th of July.

Knowing that release date,

you said you'd wrap this shoot at least ten days before that.

If you don't,

neither of you will ever work in this industry again.

And this picture will be showing on July 15th,

and I'll release it

with or without

your dumb fucking jump.

Sir, it… it's just, the climax won't happen without it.

The jump is crucial.

Sir, just one last day.

Who'd we get at this time? It's 2:30 in the morning.

I'll do it, sir.

Aasmaan, are you crazy?

It's a dangerous stunt. You could die.

You're an actor, not a stuntman.

And you're my manager, not my mom.

That's the spirit.

Sir, his contract doesn't actually cover stu…

Aasmaan.

Your contract doesn't cover you for injuries.

I read scripts,

not contracts.

You're a lifesaver! You're a lifesaver, man!

Yes. Yes.

Roll sound, roll camera, and action!

You fucking idiot.

Where did he come from?

Just a meeting with the Almighty.

He'd like to have a word with you.

Ditch the bag! Make sure he doesn't get it!

Don't let him get the bag!

Back off!

Revolver!

Run! You knew I was coming before I come

The silence a warning But this will be fun

You hear the click And you think it's a gun

But it's not a gun, this is a

Revolver!

Oh, the sun is out

The day has come

Can't you see

He's arrived

Can't you see

Revolver!

Revolver!

Jesus Christ!

Don't you forget, you made a deal

He'll drag you to hell Just to show you it's real

What you mock like a god

You son of a bitch!

Turning your gun on a man without one of his own? Huh?

Not a gun.

Revolver!

Yeah, get over here, baldy!

Whoo! Ha!

Hey! Hey! Aasmaan Singh!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Aasmaan Singh! It's Aasmaan Singh!

Don't you forget…

Hey! What are you doing?

- That's what I-- - That's Aasmaan Singh, isn't it?

- Don't be ridiculous. - Aasmaan Singh!

- Aasmaan Singh! Aasmaan-- - Parvaiz, you're an asshole.

- Look at me. - Take it easy, bro.

Every star waits for this very day

where people rip your clothes off in public.

Really, you should thank me for giving you this gift.

- For real? I could've lost an eye. - Well, God gave us two, homey.

Dickhead.

Yo, what's good, boss? Whatchu doin' here?

Taking a shit.

Why does anyone go to the theater?

Dang, Abdul. Easy, bro. You ain't gotta be…

I dig it, bro. You got your own style. I like it.

This is Abdul bhai, Salim.

- Rafiq bhai and Lil' Kashif. - Hey.

Oh, where's Big Kashif?

Big Kashif is right here.

- So you should bow down. - What's with this guy?

- I said bow down! - Hey!

- Do it. Just pay some respect. - Okay.

Jokes, dude. They're just playing.

Just jokes, bro.

Yo, let's get a selfie. Come here.

All right, smile, smile. Come on.

You don't have to do that. Give it.

You wanna take it?

Yeah, I'll take it all night.

Wait, one sec.

Okay.

Yo, I got no clue who the real hero is here, man.

Oh, please. Come on, man.

Let me see.

- All right, now get lost. - How's it look?

I look like the hero.

Who are these dudes? He's got a gun. Anyone sees this, I'm busted.

Gangster.

- Hey, Aasmaan. - Yeah?

Gafoor bhai really loved your movie, dog.

He did?

He called us from Dubai.

- Gafoor bhai saw the movie? - Yeah.

So?

Well, that's good, right? Gafoor bhai saw me acting.

- We'll see you. Let's go. - Oh, take it easy.

- Hey! Cut the shit, Kashif! Bro, Jesus! - Motherfucker, I'll cut you! Deuces!

Damn, Parvaiz. Who were those fools?

Fuckin' number one

Like a phoenix I rise again

I can't stop, I'm in overdrive

I'll make the whole world say my name

No I have never felt more alive

I don't really care

What you say

The throne is mine

You've gotta kiss it goodbye

They say I'm bad I'll have to change my ways

But these habits of mine Will just never die

Here we go again

Ain't no way I'm done

The whole world in my hands

I'll be fuckin' number one

Yeah, I'll be fuckin' number one

You know I'm fuckin' number one

She conceals herself In the flowers

But is revealed by her fragrance

Like an amulet, I would wear her

If she is conferred on me Like a blessing

My beloved is sacred as faith

- She's my melody, my holy verse - She's my melody

My melody, my holy verse She's my melody

My holy verse

- My melody, my holy verse - She's my holy verse

My melody

Bravo, man. Wonderful.

Who are you, Tom Jones?

What's your deal?

Backup singers belong in the background.

What's with the look? You're getting paid a little, so just sing a little.

Oh, yeah? And you're getting paid this much.

At least do a little.

Out! Go on! Get lost!

What did I do, you dummy?

Do you really think it's my fault he can't sing

with that scratchy voice he's got?

He's a waste of people's money.

What have you done with your voice?

His scratchy voice with this band earns him five million a year.

- Take your money and leave. - Oh, yeah?

Well, this year, he can make millions on his own,

plus a thousand.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Crazy old man.

I'll take a taxi.

Huh.

Hey! Really, guy?

Dude, I told you a thousand times.

- What the hell? How do you… - You gotta finger it the right way.

Yeah, boy!

Get a bike and sell this thing.

Whoo!

Fuck, Parvaiz.

You crazy?

- I can't do this with a bike. - Let's go.

Papa?

What are you doing here?

Where else would I be? It's the premiere of your movie.

- What about your health? - What about my health?

Mommy said the doctor told you not to travel.

Come on. Don't risk it with your condition.

You know what? I've had worse hangovers.

Bollywood's yours, son. You'll tear it up.

Like your shirt.

You've got the heart of a lion.

Your son is the hero, not you, Rajat.

He's always been a hero to me.

Now the world finally gets it.

Uncle!

- How are you? - Who's poppin' off in Delhi?

- Oh my, you look great. - This is an outrage.

You're too sexy. You need to run it back, man.

- How are you? - Oh, just…

- Are you eating right? - I'm on a diet.

- What's this outfit? - The audience roughed him up.

He was so terrible in the movie, he had to pay for it.

- What? - He's kidding. The crowd was cheering.

- You two should go watch it. - Not yet.

Avtar also wants to see it, so we'll go together.

Now.

What?

Papa, hey.

You go change. I'll deal with him.

Really? You're back to your old ways.

- What did the doctor tell you? - Oh, Av… Avtar's home.

- Avtar's here. Look, he's… - Hey, you made it.

- Hey, Pops. - You're feeling better?

- Yes, healthy as can be. - I bet.

Sure, brother, now that your son's a big star.

How are you, Avtar?

Oh, I'm fine, my sweet sister-in-law. Just back from quitting my job.

Hang on. Did you quit, or were you kicked out?

Hey, nobody kicks Avtar out.

You got it, brother? Yeah?

Oh, well, Avtar's hurting, honey.

Avtar's clearly upset. Hey, Avtar, I'm coming with you.

Thanks, babes.

- You little… - Oh! Ooh!

"Thanks, babes."

Welcome to Shooting Star.

I'm your host, Sanjeev Sharma.

- Usually his reviews are good. - I get it.

And today we're reviewing

Revolver! Cool title, right, guys?

But this movie isn't a revolver at all.

It's a squirt gun.

Poof!

The only thing worse than the film itself is debutant Aasmaan Singh and his acting.

He may think he can, but he can't fake it till he makes it here.

And this is exactly what he is,

a two-dimensional actor.

Aasmaan Singh is so bad,

they should call him "Studio Backup," okay?

Because all the other actors walk all over him.

Anyway, Aasmaan--

Dickhead.

All that ass-kissing the stars has him lisping

like his tongue's hanging out.

This guy.

Why do you care what he thinks? That fool's a sellout.

You're the star of a hit, and tonight's your victory lap.

Hey, come on. Let's get food and drinks and get our dicks sucked together.

You dumbass. Hey!

No, Auntie. He does his thing. I do my thing.

Oh? You should do it together.

Where else will I get a daughter-in-law with a beard?

- Auntie, come on. Jeez. You know it. - A little something sweet?

Oh, damn.

- I'll get more from the kitchen. - No, don't worry about it.

There's gonna be lots of booze at the party.

Mm, yeah. We'll get the top-shelf liquor gratis.

Ah man! This is just one of the perks of a famous son.

Such a freeloader.

- As if you're Mr. Money Bags, fucker. - Huh?

Sir, can I have a sound bite? Can I have a bite?

Don't think you need the calories.

Asshole!

Sir, I made sure the bar was open.

Forty-five years of Sodawallah Productions.

Still hungry for so much more.

And what better way to celebrate

than with the success

of Revolver?

What are all these people doing here, son?

They're waiting.

Hey, I can hear you. I'm not deaf! I'm not deaf!

What the fuck?

Oh my God! I can't believe this!

- Ooh! - Oh, man.

- Ah. Ranveer. - Hi, Karan.

I hope this is just part of your crazy fashion.

I wish, Karan.

But I actually did fracture my leg, and, man, I'm in so much fucking pain.

It's insane!

Well, fuck your pain. We start shooting next month.

I can't do shit for six months, Karan.

Don't fuck around with me, Ranveer. My movie saved your fucking career.

My performance saved your fucking movie.

Fuck you, Ranveer.

Love you, Karan.

Don't touch me.

Hey. Who the hell is he?

- What's he doing here? - Who am I?

I'm the one and only

Jaraj Saxena.

You don't recognize me?

How about now?

Don't.

Don't waste the camera's battery. The night has just begun.

Hey! You back again?

Hey, Jaggi! Jaggi, keep your hands off. Listen. Hey.

Jaggi, please don't do this, Jaggi. They're all watching me.

- Jaggi, let go! Let go! - Hey!

Hey! Hey, Freddy, my man! My old friend! My pal!

Hey, my brother's here, asshole.

- Hey, get him out! Come on! - Hey!

- Freddy! You can't do this to me! - Move!

Screw you!

- I'm not leaving, Freddy! - Hey, move!

- You bastard! - Get out!

Sir, you wanted to talk?

Yes, Aasmaan. I have someone to introduce you to.

Actually… I'll just show you.

Ajay Talvar!

Everybody knows his name

His blood will come to reign

Everybody knows his name

His blood will reign

Everybody knows his name

Yeah, he's the king of the game

Mommy, my doll!

Everybody knows his name

His blood will come to reign

Everybody knows his name

Ajay, meet the man of the moment.

Aasmaan Singh, sir.

- Big fan. - Oh.

Congratulations, young man.

I haven't gotten to see the movie yet.

I heard great things about it though.

Sir, it means a lot to me, coming from you. Thank you.

Everything I know,

I learned it from watching you.

Well, then you've already taken your first step.

Now, from here on out,

you can't stop until you get what you want.

Maybe not today or tomorrow, but

soon enough,

it'll all be yours.

I'll remember that.

Thank you, sir.

Aasmaan?

Go on now.

Okay, sir. I'll see you inside.

Sweet kid.

Ha! Come.

You have a chance to read the script yet?

I read it.

Didn't like it.

Ajay, it's Sailab 2.

I know, man, but it's still a no.

No, it's not a no.

Because I get what I want, Ajay.

You know, maybe not today, not tomorrow,

or the day after.

Freddy?

My bad.

This is not the time or place to discuss work.

- I… I'm going in. - Go on in! Party!

Enjoy!

What now, sir?

Fuck.

Fuck!

Can't you watch where you're going?

Hey, I'm pretty sure you're too old to be out at this hour trying to party.

What'd you think would happen?

How rude!

Avtar, sir. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

What's wrong with that guy?

- Hello. - Drink up, guys. It's free!

Fuck! Hold this.

Son of a…

Hello?

Hi, sir.

No, sir, my calendar is totally open for you.

- No, I… Karan's film isn't happening. - Check it out.

I think he found another actor.

Full power, 24 hours, no toilet, no shower. Oh damn!

Yeah. No, no. That's just a rumor, sir. My leg is 100%.

Thank you, sir.

Good night, sir.

- Bro. - Get over here!

One selfie?

- One selfie, bro? - Move. Step back. Let's go.

One selfie. Come on!

Let him through.

Here, meet my roommate.

Hey, buddy, you gotta get them to stop playing this piece of shit music.

Wh… what's with this dumbass DJ?

Hi, I'm Adam.

The DJ.

Oh!

So he's the dumbass then, huh?

Smashing some keyboard keys all "ti-ti ti-ti-ti"

on a computer is not music.

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

I'm not that confrontational.

Oh, hey, Avtar!

Hey there, Rajat!

- Hey, how about that drink? - Yes!

- We're overdue! - Come on!

Oh!

Sorry. So sorry, sir.

- It's okay. No problem. - I got, uh, pushed into you.

It's okay. It's an old shirt.

Thank you, sir.

Rajat.

And this is Neeta.

Aasmaan is our boy.

- Congratulations. - Thank you, sir.

Actually, it's good that you did that.

Now I have a good reason to tell Freddy I've gotta go.

You should've said. I just spilled the whole thing.

You're a funny guy. Good night.

See?

Only you don't like my jokes, honey. Everyone else does.

Rajat, my head hurts. Can we please go?

But my drink.

Drink at home, Rajat.

- Really? - Yes.

Hey, tell me. Were you recording a video over there earlier?

Sure was. Full power.

Is that so?

Bro, what are you doing?

Bro, Imma send it to you later. All right? I'll DM you, cuz. Shit!

- Take his phone! - Hey, don't come any closer.

This is my phone. Don't touch it. You want it?

You want the phone? Take it!

Come on.

- Take it now. - Hey, guys!

Whoa. They didn't get consent! You can't touch me without consent.

- You can't touch that! - Let him go.

Let him go, guys.

Aasmaan.

This is the day a star is born.

Not born, sir. Made.

Ah!

Jeejeebhoy.

Oh no.

A three-film deal with Sodawallah Productions.

Welcome to the family.

Are you serious, sir?

Thank you so much.

You made my day, sir.

Not your day.

Your life.

Life.

Sign away.

Aasmaan, can we just talk for a minute?

Oh, it's the contract lady, right? She's back.

I'm going to change his life, and you want a minute?

Sir, if you plan to change his life for real,

then maybe give me a minute?

I just need a moment.

Hey, hang on.

Same watch.

Same, same.

It's a copy, bro. It's just a fake.

I know, so were mine before I got famous.

Here.

Okay, why?

Erase that video.

Bro, you can't buy me. Okay? Nah.

And as far as the video…

you could've just asked nicely.

Because I got respect for you, seriously.

Mad respect, dog.

Keep it.

- I don't want it. Take it. It's a gift. - No. I'm good.

Just keep me in your thoughts, aight?

- And don't forget. - What?

Who's the real Gully Boy?

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

That's a low blow right there.

But nicely done, I have to say.

One more thing.

Erase it from the trash folder too.

If that video turns up anywhere, I'll find and erase you, man.

Hey, I love you, my man!

Love you from our last life. Now get lost.

Don't ever rush to sign anything.

Your movie is gonna make those guys millions.

That's why he's giving me this offer.

I know, but this is an exclusive three-film deal.

If the first one fails, you won't get a second.

For him, it's just a business deal. For you, it's your life.

You're right, but the first one could be a hit.

Be positive. Just think.

All I'm saying is don't marry the first girl that fucks you.

I mean, don't be in a hurry, and you'll get better movies.

Bigger, better films with bigger, better producers.

Okay. Then get me those bigger, better films.

Fine.

But please don't do anything until I've done my due diligence.

Who keeps calling? Okay?

Okay.

And which dates do you need?

Finished talking?

Sir, you know how managers are. Due diligence.

Due diligence?

All this is for you.

And you still don't trust me?

- No, sir, please. That's really not-- - You know what? Forget it.

Don't sign it.

- But sir… - Forget it.

Let's just have another drink.

- I'll find someone else. - Sir.

What? What is it? What is it called?

"Mansmooth?"

Pen.

Ranveer has left the film. We gotta make it look like we dropped him.

I don't want any PR damage, so we'll save it.

Dharma Film was replaced.

Just find me an actor who can take on such a big film and fast.

I'll just call you back.

Hi, sir. I'm sorry if I'm disturbing you, but…

- I don't know if you remember, I-- - Sanya Ahmed, you interned with us.

You do remember.

- That means a lot. - Oh. Means nothing to me.

It's… it's obviously none of my business, but you sounded very tense earlier.

I was wondering how I could help?

I really don't mean to overstep.

You can. You actually can.

I'm sure you could find me an actor who I can mount a one billion-film around.

Huh? Huh?

- I didn't think so.

I heard Aaraamzaade 5 is starting soon.

Aaraamzaade's cast is locked.

Vaastav's doing it.

Oh. Speak of the devil.

Vaastav!

Oh, Freddy, sir!

Aasmaan, meet the youth icon, Vaastav Srivastav.

Mm-hmm.

Just Vaastav.

Like Madonna? You know?

Just Madonna. Get it? Okay then, Aasmaan.

- I'll see you tomorrow. - What's happening tomorrow?

Sanjeev Sharma's newcomer roundtable.

Weren't invited?

Well, that's weird.

You're a newcomer too, right?

I think it's selective. Hmm?

See ya.

Come on, Freddy, sir.

Let's do disco.

Now who can say no to the youth icon?

For all you Bollywood lovers out there, this one's for you.

Of course you could ask any of the Khans,

but you'd probably need another 12 million.

Hrithik!

But his rom-com action film just finished shooting,

so I really don't know.

Sir, maybe the hero of your movie is right in front of you.

Maybe he's hiding in plain sight.

Like him?

You really think I can mount a billion-rupee film around this guy?

If I had to put all my money on one film doing well--

How's it going, sir?

Ah!

Aasmaan!

Have you met Aasmaan?

Aasmaan?

Ah! Congrats on the film.

Wait, sir, I thought you didn't like the film.

Yet, here you are enjoying the party for it.

Easy on the sarcasm, kid.

Your performance was unconvincing.

And I'm just doing my job. Right?

I know it's a risk, and he's new, but sir, it's you.

Your film will never be an Aasmaan Singh film.

Your film will always be

a Karan Johar film.

Yeah. You have your opinion, I have mine.

Let's just agree to disagree.

Okay?

Okay, sir.

Good boy.

So cute.

Go on.

"Okay, sir."

Unbelievable how cute he is.

I promise you, my boy has something special.

I wouldn't recommend him otherwise.

He's different, sir.

Oh. Oh!

Hey, what are you doing?

What's he doing? He's gonna kill me. I didn't do anything.

No. No, stop it! Don't kill me!

- Aasmaan! - Don't kill me!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry!

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! No, don't! - Is that your boy?

- Sorry, man! Please, please! - Oh.

Were you scared?

Hey, I was joking, sir.

I guess my acting isn't unconvincing.

Anyway, you got that roundtable soon, isn't that right?

So, sir, just let me know if you need help with the ratings.

I'll be there.

So cute.

Aasmaan fucking Singh, ladies and gentlemen!

No, I didn't get scared. I did get a little hard though.

That's my boy.

Hmm, I must say,

I'm entertained.

But not enough.

Uh, but sir, his movie killed at the box office.

Best of luck.

Fuck!

Tonight, we'll be conducting a raid here.

Alone, the truth will always triumph.

This country has been ruined by dirty drugs.

Hey!

What do you think you're doing? Huh?

Smoking a joint.

You know you're a damn, dirty drug addict.

And right in front of me? Are you kidding?

You know who I am?

I am part of the war against drugs!

I am part of God's warriors against drugs.

I am part of the NCG!

And I'm not a part of Bollywood.

But he is.

Guys, here.

Hey.

Hey!

Hey, you're Vaastav Srivastav, right?

Mm-hmm.

Just Vaastav.

Like Madonna.

He doesn't even know who that is.

You drug-loving junkie.

How can you stand next to someone smoking a joint?

You know who I am?

I am part of the NCG!

- What? - Guys, put him in the car.

Oh, mother of God!

- Go on! - I am so sorry.

I didn't recognize you.

- I have a roundtable to attend. - Get in.

You can't do this.

- My career will be over, sir. - Get in!

- Hey! Sister! - Get in!

Get inside.

Alone, the truth will always triumph.

The roundtable is ready…

These Bollywood people are something.

Go!

Sir, sir, sir! I work for Bollywood too!

Hey! What are you still doing here?

- Hey! Hey! - Oh! Hey, Jaggi! Hey, Jaggi!

- Stop! I said stop right now! Stop! - Jaggi! Hey! Jaggi!

Where are you going?

Good morning, sir.

- Fuck off. - With pleasure, sir.

Good afternoon, sir.

Good afternoon, sir. Coffee.

Sir, you should know,

Mr. Chintamani is waiting for you in the office.

Why?

God, what the fuck is this, Jeejeebhoy? It's too hot.

Uh…

Sir, see, it's the exact temperature you desire.

Oh, is it?

Ah! Ooh!

Fucking idiot.

Greetings, Uncle Chintamani.

Stay right there. Don't get up. It's okay.

Revolver is an absolute smash hit.

You could've just had the sweets delivered to me instead.

Aaraamzaade, how's it going?

Sets are installed. Posters are printed.

- Everything is on track. - Clearly, you don't watch the news.

Here, look at this.

Breaking news.

Last night, Aaraamzaade star Vaastav Srivastav

was arrested on drug charges at Freddy Sodawallah's party.

At your party they did this.

They took your actor.

And you had no idea.

And you think I brought you candy?

What happens outside the party isn't my deal.

I've dropped a hundred million on this. It is your deal.

Don't worry about that.

I will handle it.

Yeah, sure. Do what you have to.

If Cyrus were here, he would've already handled it.

You're not a bit like your father, you know that?

Twenty-six years ago,

when your beloved brother Cyrus passed away,

I was the one who saved this company from bankruptcy.

Sailab, my very first motion picture,

made this company bigger than it ever was.

Don't be so smug.

'Cause back then, Freddy,

you had the brilliant Ajay Talvar.

And I still have Ajay.

Meaning?

Meaning you gave me 300 million.

I invested 50 mil in Aasmaan Singh. Revolver? Blockbuster.

Now I'll make another by investing 150 in Ajay Talvar.

Sailab 2.

Don't you worry about Aaraamzaade.

So, are you saying Ajay Talvar has signed on already?

Really, Uncle?

Such little faith.

Okay, if Ajay Talvar is on board, what else could we need?

My sweets.

We need to get that fucker to sign pronto.

Copy, sir.

Uh, which fucker, sir?

Fuck, Jeejeebhoy.

Ajay Talvar.

Copy, sir.

Take off that fucking shirt.

Not in here, dumbass.

Is that how we taught you to act? Such rude behavior in public?

Yeah, okay, Mom. Sorry.

I'm not the one to say it to. Say it to Mr. Sharma.

He knew I was messing around. It's why I got invited to the roundtable.

And Karan Johar? You think he was laughing at your joke?

Breaking glass bottles

and threatening people is not funny, Aasmaan.

What are you looking at? I've worked in this industry for ten years.

And if you don't give it, you'll never get any respect.

Leave it alone, Neeta.

All these theories about respect, and your backup dancer career still died.

And as for me, no one will hire me to sing anymore.

- Avtar, would you please not start? - Why? It happened.

Twenty years ago, I too was respectful to everyone.

And for what?

They stole all of it.

They took my song and my career, and it was all over.

We rotted away out of respect for them. We accomplished nothing.

So what you're doing, Aasmaan, is abso-fucking-lutely what you should do.

It's a real bastard, this industry.

- You think this is good advice? - This isn't advice.

Please. It's the truth.

So now that's the truth? Terrorize people into giving you work.

- It's not like groveling gets you work. - Avtar! Avtar, please! Neeta.

I tried all that nonsense.

- Grab your jacket. - Okay.

You're gonna come with us. It's getting late.

- Right? - Yeah, I'm late.

- Yeah. - Yeah, all right.

- He'll be late. - This is such a big day for him.

- Don't talk to him like that. - Bye, Uncle. Bye, Mom.

Bye, everyone.

Just ignore that. I don't care what he says.

You're my heroine.

I swear.

Uh…

Just keep a cool head.

Okay.

- All the best. - Have a safe flight.

- Go. - Bye.

Bye.

Your luscious lips

My craving heart

Your body seems like nectar to me

I know, right?

Dang, bro.

What'd you do to your car?

You should hop in first. I'll break it down.

Ranveer Singh's watch sold for a fortune, so I got my whole fucking car modded out.

- Wait. You sold it? - Yeah!

He gave you a watch, and you have a picture of Emraan Hashmi?

What a traitor.

Quiet, lady.

There's all of Bollywood by themselves.

Emraan Hashmi is his own class.

Fuck. I love you, man.

I love you, my dude.

- Oh God. - Love you, bro.

- What's this do? - No!

Don't you dare touch that thing, my man.

Why?

This is my girl, brother.

You can go find your own.

Will you please turn off that wind machine? My hair.

Arvind.

- Wait, wait, wait. - Hmm?

She hasn't even done one movie yet.

So how come she gets to be at the roundtable?

- You know whose daughter she is? - Ever heard of nepotism?

Security. Security. Take your positions. Madam is coming.

Hey, stop. Can't you see Madam is walking?

Hey, hey, dumbass. You have any idea who this man is?

He's here for the roundtable, and he's getting in there right now.

- Just forget it. - Are you kidding? What is this shit, bro?

You've got a three-film deal signed now. You can't let guys like that…

What did he say?

Nothin', darlin'.

Just reminding this guy to kick ass at the roundtable today.

Fake-ass stars. They ain't got shit.

When the audience accepts you, it's like you have a second family.

It's just as important as the first.

I'm just so humbled to be here, sir.

You know, Ali saw something in me, and with God's blessings,

I'm able to be here today, and honestly, I was just lucky. Very lucky.

You know, Surya,

we all know that behind your sweet, modest exterior

lies a fearsome tsunami of talent.

Oh, yeah.

Aasmaan, you just had a massive release.

The movie's such a big hit.

Tell us something about yourself. What is your story?

It's simple, sir.

Uh, I came from Delhi, and my passion is acting.

Papa threw a little cash together, and Mom gave him hell.

And he sent me here to live with my Uncle.

That's really it.

I spent a lot of time in audition rooms.

And then, by chance, I was spotted by Freddy, sir.

That's the reason I'm at this table with all of you.

- Respect. Respect. - Right on.

So let's get back to Bakul ji.

At 55 years, he's made his debut.

That's certainly impressive.

- Which brings me to my next question. - Uh-oh.

Yes, of course.

Karishma, you're getting a major launch next year.

What is it like being the daughter of the biggest movie star ever?

The daughter of the Talvar household.

The daughter of an absolute and total juggernaut.

A force to be reckoned with.

I mean, with all that you have, and all that you've been given,

what do you have to say to people that wanna talk about the N-word?

Nepotism!

Sir, I'm such a big fan. Big fan.

I'm the director here. I'll go get Karishma.

No need.

I'm just here to watch.

Sanjeev, it is what it is.

Honestly, yes.

I have received several opportunities because of my last name.

Thank you, guys.

But yeah, it has its downsides too.

Downsides, as in…

There's the pressure of being Ajay Talvar's daughter.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

And always being in the spotlight means

I always have to tread carefully.

And, you know, sometimes I feel like…

like I have to work twice as hard just to maintain my own identity.

Surprise, surprise. Aasmaan has an opinion.

- Come on, Aasmaan. Speak up. Tell us. - No, sir. Just let it go.

It's okay. You have something to say about nepotism? Say it. Say it!

Uh, no, sir. I'm sure Karishma has to work hard.

It's just, the difference is, if Karishma doesn't work for two years,

she still gets to drive around in her Mercedes.

Plus, live in her mansion.

And I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong. To each their own, right?

What I'm trying to say is that if I go without work for even two months…

I get shipped back home to Delhi.

And by train.

And she's right, sir. She does have more to lose.

And that's because some of us have nothing, sir, to lose.

Fuck yes! My man.

So, you tell us, who has to do more?

Aasmaan, you have no clue how hard I work at all.

And what I go through.

Just like I probably don't know all you had to do to get where you are.

And you're right. To each his own, Aasmaan.

Listen, I, um…

Living in someone's shadow is a struggle in itself.

So I don't think it's fair to judge.

Hang on. It's not a judgment.

You just said that you grew up in the shadow of your father.

I'm saying get out from under his shade, is all.

You'll find out how hot the sun can shine.

On that spicy note, shall we take a break? Yeah?

Awesome stuff, guys. Great stuff. Great stuff.

I need to take a piss.

Ajay, sir?

What a pleasant surprise.

Uh, sorry, I… I didn't expect to see you here.

I know.

I need to take a piss.

Karishma, why would you take shit from that asshole?

He might be an asshole, but I don't wanna stoop to his level.

Madam, your coffee.

Can I have sugar and a spoon? Thank you.

Hey, buddy, just get the sugar. The spoon's not needed.

What?

I need a spoon.

You do? But you already have one.

A silver spoon.

Don't you?

- He fucked her good. - And we're back!

Aasmaan.

I feel like… like you really kinda, like, being, um, well, controversial?

Everywhere you go, you're creating a scene.

Sir, I'm an actor.

It's kinda my job to create a scene.

That's not the scene I meant, man.

I think Aasmaan can't tell the difference between stardom and controversy.

Is that right, Aasmaan?

Are you a star, or are you controversial?

Neither one, sir.

So you mean, you don't care about being a star?

There are many stars, sir.

Aasmaan would sky.

There's only one Aasmaan.

Nuh-uh! No way, man!

I swear, that was killer dialogue you were throwing out.

Fucked 'em all up! Fuck yeah!

It wasn't dialogue, Aasmaan. They were insults.

Fuck off!

You fuck off!

You've been in the business a few days, and you've already made an enemy.

Go ahead, act like a hero, but do it in a movie.

Excuse me.

- My man right here is a star. - Hey.

- There are many stars. - I will slap you.

There's only one…

I swear to God I will slap you.

…Aasmaan.

Go ahead and laugh. Please go ahead.

But don't forget, nobody is going to work with you at this rate.

Because you were rude, arrogant, and pompous.

- Pompous, fuck. - And guess what?

Karan Johar is calling.

Hello?

Sanya. Sanya. I just saw the roundtable.

Your boy's rude, arrogant, and pompous.

See?

But… I like it.

I… like it.

Come to Dharma Films. I want to sign him. We start in a month.

- Congratulations. - Uh, thank you, sir.

What?

Brother!

Pompous! He's pompous!

- He's pompous! - Dharma Films!

Man, bring on the booze! Four shots!

With two Sex on the Beach!

Cheers!

Okay, man. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'm aware that tonight is your night, okay?

But kid, I'm telling you,

looking at you got me totally inspired, all right?

So, everybody, I feel it's time for a comeback, huh?

- Yes! - Yes, yes, yeah, boy!

And what was it you were saying?

Nobody's going to work with you at this what?

- Rate. - Rate.

- Rate. - Sorry.

Listen to me. This industry's a bastard.

It is, and you gotta be a bastard to thrive in it.

Look at the kid. Not one.

Not two.

This guy has got four films.

- All right? - Four, Uncle. That's not…

You have four films?

- Are you hard of hearing? Yes, I said… - No. Uncle, not…

- Shut up, man. - Aasmaan!

Okay, she heard you.

Please tell me you didn't sign Freddy's fucking contract?

Listen, I'm… Please just forget it.

Talk.

Hello, sir?

Happy Birthday to…

Aasmaan, my boy. How's the star life treating you?

It's great, sir. It's really good.

Oh-ho, the rehearsed humility.

I like it.

Uh, sir, I was… I was hoping that we could talk.

- Perfect! - Me too.

I have great news.

Vaastav is in jail, and Aaraamzaade 5 is now yours.

Congratulations, Aasmaan!

- You're the new star of Aaraamzaade. - Don't say anything.

Hello? It seems joy has rendered you mute.

- Say no. - Anyway, congrats.

We'll start the table read soon.

Jeejeebhoy will be in touch.

Okay. Well, okay, sir.

Thank you.

And Aasmaan, one more thing.

Yes, sir.

Don't make the same mistake as Vaastav.

Say no to drugs.

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