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Ah, fuck you. Fuck no.

Oh, fuck off.

Get the fuck out of here.

Fuck you, you bitch.

I'll be back.

Fuck you.

Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I bet you will, you fucking pussy.

Fuck you. Go fuck yourself.

Any sex you want to party?

some good tips all right did all right yeah all right well see you guys

later yeah yeah actually all right that'll be really nice you know i'm okay

walk sure yeah are you sure i need to walk all right well all right give me a

call tomorrow okay okay careful all right

Well, well.

Well, how's it going with your South Bay slasher case over there? We haven't got

really anything yet, so we thought we'd lend a helping hand, buddy.

Look, admit it, dude. You need our help, all right? Who are you trying to

fucking kill? Come on, Shano.

Look, there's nobody here except Kurt, me, and the recently dare departed over

here, but they're only here in spirit, so they're not saying shit.

Okay, so Fessa, how many bodies are you up to on this vigilante case?

Fuck you guys.

No, really, how many are you up to now?

Well, shit.

Now, with these two here, that's nine.

But you want to know what?

There are fucking total scumbags and shitbags here.

You ask me, I think this vigilante should get a fucking medal. Amen.

You heard it.

Boys.

Brian, Ramirez, what the fuck are you guys doing here?

Letting a helping hand, Cap. You know, teamwork thing.

You know, teamwork is great. If you listen to your radio, you'd know that

South Bay Slasher struck again last night.

That's where you're supposed to be.

I've been trying to call you all day.

And so, where are your radios?

My apologies, Cap.

We left them in the car. We're more focused on the scene at hand.

Smells like bullshit to me.

Your house needs to get moving before I write you both up for negligence.

Negligence? What about Shane over here?

He's got shit either, you know?

I know what this is all about.

Captain trying to bail out Shane. He needs a babysitter.

A .K .A. this lovely lady.

Okay, children.

Enough playtime.

Get your asses over there. Got it.

Now!

He told us we didn't need our fucking radios, dude. Sorry, I just didn't think

we needed them, you know? I'm fucking gonna fucking ask him. I know, dude. Get

over that fucking ceiling.

Fucking, get fucking... Looks like more of the vigilante's work.

Yeah, looks like he's back at it again.

Yeah, we're gonna need to get some ballistics. Right now, we don't have

anything.

Look, I don't need ballistics here. This is 9mm casing here. This is vigilante

weaponry here. I know it's him, I'm sure.

This is the fourth case related to the vigilante.

I'm going to bring in some help for you.

This is Maddie Schofield, Detective Maddie Schofield.

You know of her work from Vice?

No, no, we haven't met before, but I'm Shane Douglas.

Nice to meet you. Good to meet you, Shane.

fucking partner. I'm not a rookie.

I'm better off on my own.

I don't think so.

Look at here.

No female bodies?

See?

She's already found more evidence than you have in this entire case.

Look, I had Tweedledee and Tweedledum out here distracting me, and you know I

work better on my own.

If you're going to be working with her, I knew you'd say that.

Too bad.

You're lucky to still have your job after you've worked with the last

Okay. We're clear?

Clear. Let's go take care of this guy, and we'll talk later.

We'll do that.

All right, partner.

What do you say?

What's going on? What's all that about?

Captain and I, we go way back.

I mean, he's known me since I was a little girl.

Back when my dad was a patrol officer, they were partners.

He gave me the nickname because, you know, my last name.

No one ever really calls me that, except for him.

Scully, huh?

Let's find out who this necklace belongs to.

Oh, I know exactly who it belongs to.

You know a candy?

Yes, I do.

And we're going to go find her.

Come on, rookie.

All right, there's my car. Wipe your damn feet off before you go on the

passenger side.

Two registered sex offenders, Jerry Goodale and Ken Karozy, were found shot

in what appears to be a violent double execution.

There was not enough forensic evidence left at the scene, and the killer

at large.

I've had a few interactions with Candy.

She's actually one of the comedic ladies out there.

Hope she's okay.

You know, she's usually working in this part of town, so...

I hope we can find her.

A sweet streetwalker, huh?

Brings out the tongue, wow.

Yeah, sounds real scandalous to me, though.

Well, I mean, her job is scandalous by nature, I'll give you that, but... Oh,

hey, let's roll up on these ladies over here.

Right over here? Yeah.

As you wish.

Steve's making Hollisburg candy, son.

Okay, well, I'll do the talking, I love that.

I can do the talking.

Hey there, ladies.

Look, we're not here to harass you. We just have to ask you a few questions,

okay?

Hi, ladies. How's it going? Hi. Have either of you ladies seen Candy today?

I ain't seeing nothing about nothing.

Nobody's business.

Come on. You got nothing for me?

Mm -mm.

No. You got something for me? No, I seen her. She's okay, but she looks really

bad. Like, she had a rough night. She must have picked up a bad John.

She was really beachy shit, and she don't want to work outside the town no

You might be able to find her over on the west side.

What's that? Okay, I know exactly where she is, yeah.

Yep. All right.

Thank you, lady.

Be safe out there. We'll be back here later, you know.

You can come back. Bye. Well, we're not coming back, so. Yeah, I got a date with

a nice, hot, warm meal and some soap, so.

I got soap.

Remember to use a condom. I can be a meal.

Okay, well, that's her. Right over.

Candy!

Hi.

Rough night, huh?

Hi, Detective Sheffield. I really don't want to talk with you guys right now.

Candy, we know something happened, and we know you were there.

I'm everywhere and nowhere.

I'm like the wind.

All right, well, Candy, I think we have something for you.

Did you lose this?

Thanks. I still ain't got shit for you guys.

Those motherfuckers tried to fucking kill me.

If it wasn't for her, I'd be dead.

No, I'm not doing this. Goodbye.

Candy, wait.

No, no, wait.

I heard everything I needed to hear.

What did you hear?

You didn't hear?

She said she, not he.

Who's the fucking rookie now, huh?

Come on.

Good. How you been doing? Good. Just been working a lot.

Hey, guys. How's it going?

Hey,

you guys. We're good.

Hey, folks.

What's going on? You guys in for a beer tonight, or are you still on the clock?

No, man.

Unfortunately, we're here on official business.

Oh. Yeah.

We need to know what happened to April last night.

What happened to April? Like, what happened to April? We closed the bar out

together last night.

I hate to be the one to break it to you guys, but April was murdered last night.

What the fuck?

Yeah. Yeah.

We got a call around 2 .30 a .m.

Somebody heard a scream in the alley.

They went to go check it out, and they found April dead.

With a throat slash.

Jesus Christ, you've got three kids to deal with at home.

What's she going to do?

Don't worry, guys.

We're going to catch this fucking piece of shit. I guarantee this.

We need to ask you guys both some serious questions.

When did she leave? What did you see?

Anything.

Yeah, did she have any enemies?

Creepy customers?

Stalkers? Lovers? Anything like that?

Fuck, I don't know.

She's a good employee, clocked in and out on time, kept the bar clean.

I don't even know if she had a boyfriend.

Oh, she did.

We're taking out of Alibi right now, but so far, he's pretty fucking rock solid.

We closed the bar last night at like 2 .15, and it was a long night. We were

really tired.

He offered to give us a ride, and I took the ride, but she said no. She wanted

to walk.

She always was.

Was she upset about anything? Was she angry? Was she drunk?

No, no, she was tired.

She wanted to walk, so she could wind down. I've been along this night.

Busy night, huh?

Did you guys notice anybody suspicious or unusual?

Any new faces, anything like that?

To be honest, I was kind of drunk.

Dante and his crew were here, and he was buying shots for everybody, and April

doesn't drink, and I drank the first shots so that he wouldn't get mad, and

that was it.

Dante was here, huh?

Yeah. That's interesting.

Yeah, you know how it is.

He's out here flashing a bunch of cats around, rowdy, you know.

Dante. Let me ask you this question. Did anything happen between...

Can't tell you anything?

No. No, nothing at all.

You know, April knows to be polite. She doesn't want to rock the boat with him

because he's pretty dangerous.

Okay, well, you guys remember anything? You know how to get a hold of us, right?

Yeah, sure. Okay, well, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. Bye.

Bye. Oh, my God.

Sorry. Sorry for waking you up.

Hey, you guys, we're the donkeys.

Shut the fuck up. Yeah, shut the fuck up, you drunk.

Piece of shit.

You know, Rod, I was thinking, what do you think about Dante's crew?

What, like they had something to do with it? Yes.

Absolutely not, Kurt.

Think about it, okay?

The time of night described to Kurt?

The location?

Alley behind the bar, right?

Yeah. 100 % South Bay Slashers M .O., right?

Yep. You know, I wonder if this motherfucker, you know, goes to the bar,

a drink, looking around, waiting, waiting, like, I'm going to kill this

tonight. You know, that's probably exactly what he does.

You know, lies in wait, waits for his next victim in an alley. All the victims

of this guy, they're walking. So this guy's obviously got to be on foot, at

least part of the time. You know, not to say that he doesn't have a vehicle in

the area, you know, for a quick getaway or something like that. We've got to

consider that.

But you know what we got to do?

We got to canvas the area and every dive bar in the town and the surrounding

alleys, people can't find this fuck.

Lurking in the shadows?

Yeah, lurking in the fucking shadows. Like every other motherfucker around

piece of shit.

Yeah, tell me about it, right?

Fucking A.

The fuck you gonna do about it? Oh, dude, you're done, dude.

We've warned you enough. Fuck you, dude.

You're no trashy -ass hoe.

Get that motherfucker.

I just told you I'm ho.

Did he tell you I'm gonna trash you? Do something about it, bitch. Fuck you. Get

his ass. Fucking ass motherfucker. Fuck you, motherfucker.

Get it. Get it. Fucking dare you. Get it. You little fast motherfucker.

You're gonna die a virgin, bitch. Get him.

Get him. Get him.

Let's get the fuck out of here, man.

What

the

fuck, dude? You're everywhere, man.

You didn't see shit.

Yeah, you didn't see shit.

Nuts. Nuts.

Where the fuck you going with that fine ass? Why don't you come over here and

get naked with me, huh?

Hey, what the fuck did you say?

Yeah, bitch.

I don't want any trouble, man. You got some fucking trouble, baby.

Fuck. Fuck. You fucking bitch.

Yeah. Get on your fucking knees, huh?

Yeah. You want to feel it? Come on, baby. Come on.

Hey,

asshole.

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you, bitch?

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking God damn it.

You know, you mentioned Dante again.

His name just keeps coming up. I'm surprised I haven't run across him yet.

You haven't heard of Dante before, and you call me the rookie. Oh, hey, look at

this here. It's your lucky day, Scoey.

Yep, this is him. You're about to meet him in person.

Seriously?

You found him just like that?

Don't underestimate my skills.

Dante!

Hey, buddy.

How's it going?

How are you and your friends?

Well, if it isn't Officer Douglas and his new partner, Detective Scopey.

What can I do to help the community today?

Well, we were just in the neighborhood and I wanted to introduce you personally

to my new partner.

Dante, it is so nice to finally meet you.

You know, I've heard a lot about you.

I hope it was all good.

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

Oh, look, enough with the chit -chat here. Okay, we just want to stop by, see

how you guys were doing, and, uh, yeah, we'll be seeing you guys around, I'm

sure. Let's hope not.

Nice to meet you, Officer Cofield.

You can't take one out.

Hey, she's gone.

What's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up?

What's up?

So what are we gonna do tonight, man?

Ready for drinking?

Oh, that sounds good, man. What about you? That sounds really good.

A little strap, man. Maybe we could fucking get some drinking money real

around here.

Yeah? Big time.

Ooh, speaking of drinking money, look at these hapless fucks.

Thank you very much. Best food.

I'm telling you, the dessert there, and the dinner for that matter, were really

good. Oh, that's easy pickings right there. That's easy pickings.

They're looking like they had a good time, too.

Yeah? Oh, sure. Like you said, easy pickings.

We're parked over here, right?

Yeah. Well, instead of walking all the way around, let's take a shot. Come on.

Come on. They're walking down the alley.

So let's catch them. We'll take them when they get past that fucking camera

there, right? Oh, man, I'm glad you saw that camera.

Okay, there they go. Ready?

Let's get it. Let's do it.

Earlier this afternoon, Fritz Kirkpatrick was killed in a shootout

altercation with elderly citizens.

Many people are saying that society has been circling around a drain, so to

speak. Well, it seems that that drain is going to be flushed clean.

What the fuck are you doing?

Hi. Who the fuck are you?

You don't remember me.

Should I cooze?

You're so fucking lucky you got to jump on me. Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck am I?

You're telling me you don't remember this beautiful base.

No, you don't.

Let me refresh you real quick, okay?

We're going to make this easy, and the sooner you answer my questions, the

sooner you can be free.

Got it? Yeah.

Good.

Hot.

Anyways.

A few weeks ago, you, you and a group of people, your friends, your goonies,

whoever the fuck they are, they broke into my house.

And that would have been fine. You guys could have taken whatever you want, but

you took the fucking life of my mother and brother!

You know how many fucking licks I do?

You know how many fucking people get in the way? They get in the way, they

fucking get in the way. I don't know what the fuck to tell you.

Alright?

Sorry, whatever.

Sorry, no.

No sorry. Fucking get on with it. What the fuck do you want?

I want information, because you, you fucking took the life of the two most

important people in my fucking life, okay?

So you are going to help me, and you're going to give me all this information,

okay? And it'll be easy.

Yeah, fucking knock yourself out, asshole.

Perfect, perfect.

Who the fuck is your boss? Who tells you what to do?

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fucking bitch.

Look.

You're going to either spill your guts or your guts are going to spill on my

floor.

Yeah.

Now fucking tell me. All right. There's a little fucking bitch doggy door.

She goes in the fucking doggy door, lets us in.

We take whatever the fuck we're told to take. Take everything, whatever there's

there. It's in the fucking way. Tough fucking shit.

That's it. I'm just doing a job. All right?

Nothing fucking personal.

All right?

Shit happens. I don't have to fucking tell you.

Nothing fucking personal.

You know, it became personal when you fucking took my family from me.

Okay? Now where can I find this doggy door?

Fucking tattoo parlor on 6th Street. SoCal Tattoo.

Run by a broad named Terry, I think. Yeah, 6th Street.

Okay. Tattoo parlor. There you go.

Perfect. Anything else you need to know? Knock yourself out, ass.

Ass? Yeah, well, fuck it. Good luck.

Good luck, man.

Dante's going to fuck with you, too. You fuck with them?

You're fucking done, dude. I'm just telling you. I'm fucking warning you.

You know what's funny? I have nothing else to live for.

That was nothing to me.

Anything else?

Fuck off. Fuck you. How's that?

How's that? Fuck you. Fuck you. Go.

Fuck you.

See you in hell, fucker.

Will you give me a call? Yes.

You doing okay?

I'm doing great.

Hey, it's the private studio. You need an appointment.

I don't need an appointment.

I need to speak to Doggy Dora.

Where is she?

Stella is a friend of ours. Anything you need to say to her, you can say it to

us. Yeah.

Fuck.

I'm not here to play games.

You're never going to tell me we're not friends. Don't tell her shit.

She's probably at the park.

What park?

What park? Don't say shit.

Oh, fuck you.

Okay, 27th Street Park. She's probably on the train.

Was that so hard?

It wasn't.

Thank you for the information. I appreciate it. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

bitch. No, fuck that.

Come on.

Fuck that.

Get her.

I want some weed. I want to go to the joint because this ain't good.

You don't got no weed? We don't got no weed.

Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up?

You got some weed?

You got some weed?

Yeah,

you better keep walking. This is my hood, bitches.

Better not be coming through my neighborhood.

Shit, what the fuck, dude?

Dude! Hey!

What the fuck?

Who the fuck are you?

Oh, you don't remember me. Oh, no, what the fuck?

You really don't remember me.

Holy the fuck a minute.

I don't know you.

Shit! Fuck!

What the fuck are you doing to me? Why am I tied up like this, you fucking

bitch? Oh, my God. You killed my fucking family. That's why you're tied up. What

the fuck?

Seriously? Yeah.

Fuck you.

Your buddy's still clean.

Dude, fuck you. I'm going to fucking get my friends after you, man. They're

going to fuck you up. Good. Get me the fuck out of this now.

Get me the fuck out of this now.

I'll get you the fuck out of this.

What the fuck? No.

No. No. No.

God

damn.

What a freaking mess.

Jesus.

Fucking smell, man. It smells like Satan's asshole and fucking rotten

here. Fuck.

How long have these unfortunate fucks been sitting in here rotting? Jesus

Christ. Well, female appears to be deceased less than 24 hours.

Male over here looks about, I don't know, two, maybe three days.

So you're telling me we've got a vigilante, a slasher, and a body

Holy shit, this town's going to shit.

Look, I have a question.

Why do you think they had all four of us come out here? I mean, what gives? What

do you think?

Well, I got a call from the captain this morning, and he said they don't know if

this is the work of the slasher or the vigilante, because it has traces of

So he wanted all of our eyes on it.

Holy shit. Well, look at this here.

Same bullet casing. Wow.

You know?

It looks like the work of the vigilante here.

Man, you think she has something to do with it?

She?

Am I missing something here?

It's just a working theory. Nothing to get too carried away with.

Got it.

Well, listen, guys.

Let me offer my professional opinion for a second, okay?

Not only are these guys shot, okay?

They're also beat to shit. But if you know this, okay?

Ding, ding, ding. Alex, I'll take the obvious for 200.

No fucking slashers. No slash marks, right?

So being that we're on the South Bay slasher case, in my professional

this one belongs to you guys, okay?

Agreed. Because this absolutely positively is not our fucking case,

Kurt, what do you say we go look at some bars, some alleys, or whatever the

fuck? Get out of here. Okay?

Good luck, guys. And besides, we don't need the fucking cap coming down on us

and fucking verbally bitch -hopping us again. I don't need that, okay?

It's all yours, guys.

Enjoy the smell. Have fun.

Okay? Good night, guys.

See you later, fuckers. Are we leaving now? Are these those fucking imbeciles?

Jeez.

You want to know what?

I know these two fucks.

Holy shit, this is going to be easy. Really? They're part of Dante's crew.

You think they're related?

I mean, it's possible.

All I know...

Is the vigilante does not like criminals.

But... You're right. It does seem personal.

You know what? We need to look at some records.

And we need to look at previous victims.

There has got to be a reason other than just cleaning up the streets.

Well, you want to know what?

This vigilante's doing a real good job of cleaning up the streets. Making my

so much easier.

You know what?

I'd hate to see the positive trajectory end, but I'm just really curious to know

who it is.

You know what?

My heart's with the vigilante.

You're really sick, you know that?

Come on.

Joker Bambino and Stella Doggy Door Smith's bodies were found tied up, shot,

killed in another double execution.

The crime rate in the city has gone up 900%, and yet the mayor refuses to do

anything about it.

It's no wonder we have a vigilante on our hands.

See you guys next week.

Are you fucking kidding me? A child?

Hard,

you know, but... Hi.

What's up?

Nothing.

What the fuck?

You all right?

Hey, man.

Hey. Oh, fuck.

Hey.

Which way do you go?

Which way do you go? I don't know. You know what? Let's split up.

fucking yelling and screaming what the fuck's going on man dude have you seen

anybody running down right now i haven't seen anybody right now somebody just

shot him dead yeah we just saw him we just saw somebody fuck yeah we just saw

was chasing somebody right now chasing some guy down the cellar you know nobody

nobody i haven't seen anyone i swear i was just in my yard all right hey let me

know let me know we're looking we're looking we're gonna get this

Where are they? Did they go?

What the fuck are you doing out there?

Fucking causing all kinds of trouble on the streets?

What the fuck, man?

My looking for trouble saved your hooker ass.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm being too mean to you. Thank you for saving me. I'm not good at this.

It's really nice to know that there's some good people still in this fucking

shit -ass town.

So thank you.

I mean, I don't get it. What the fuck's wrong with you?

I mean, obviously you are the vigilante.

I mean, I've seen it all over the news.

I don't get it. Why are you doing this?

You'd be out for revenge, too, if you went through what me and my family went

through.

We were sitting, getting ready for dinner.

Me, my mom, and my little brother.

Normal family dinner, and there's a knock at the door.

I went to go answer it, and they knocked me out faster than I can say hello.

And then they went to town, torturing my mother and my brother, and I slipped in

and out of consciousness.

Catching little bits of them dying before me.

But I couldn't do anything.

When I finally came to, when I finally came to, my mother and my brother were

dead.

And all of my belongings were ransacked, but that's nothing compared to my

family being gone.

So I'm out for revenge, I guess.

My fucking God, that's terrible. I'm so sorry.

But you know what? They're probably following orders.

Following orders?

What the fuck? From who?

You know, that sounds like Dante's group.

He has a crew that goes around breaking into houses, and he told

them to make sure that there were no witnesses.

It sounds kind of like Dante is the one that killed your family.

You have to tell me where to find them. I mean, I fucking helped you. You've got

to help me now.

Fuck! I shouldn't say anything. I mean, you could get yourself killed, and if he

finds out, you're going to fucking get me killed, too.

I mean, at this point, you owe me one.

Okay.

You can find him over by Santa

Carla Park.

He's over at Santa Carla Park.

And don't fucking get yourself killed or say anything about me either, okay? You

got it?

I mean, without my family, I'm dead inside anyway, so what's there to lose?

What the fuck?

You

know,

this shit lately has really got me bugged.

I mean, how many guys?

Six or seven of my boys are all dead now.

And it's just, it's too much a fucking coincidence, man.

You know? And it just bugs the shit out of me.

Then we got this big drug deal coming up with these guys, and I don't trust them

for shit.

You know?

So this is what I want.

If you could just stay in the bushes, like about 30 yards away, I'll have

Scarlett driving you there. I'll have Scarlett waiting for you in the car.

You stay in the bushes.

If something goes wrong, you blast, motherfucker.

Anything you see go wrong, you blast.

Just watch our back. That's all I need you to do.

Can you do that?

I got you, babe.

Anything for you.

Got the money?

Right there.

Got the dope?

Shit.

You sneaky little bastard, aren't you? Drop the gun.

I said drop the fucking gun.

What are you going to do?

So what now?

What are you going to do?

Tell you what.

Fight me like a man.

Put your gun down.

Sounds good to me. Let's go.

Dude, how did this fucking happen, dude? Where'd that fucking gunshot come from?

Dude, that was fun.

Where'd they fucking at?

I don't know.

She should be here by now.

Both of them.

Yep.

Oh, look.

Here they are.

Thank God.

Where were you? Where was I?

You had me fucking hiding in... the bushes. I had shrubbery on my asshole,

motherfucker. Where did the gunshot come from? What happened?

Saw that bitch in the woods.

Fucking shot Longbeard, dude.

And I tried to fucking shoot at her.

Fucking bitch!

Fuck!

And I don't know where the fuck she went. She was just fucking gone.

I mean, I did good, right?

Scowy. Couldn't get enough of me, huh?

Hey, what's up?

I've been looking through some case files, and I found someone I think we

seriously need to check out.

Okay.

See you, bud.

Hi. Can I help you?

Hi there.

Is Alexis working?

Yeah, she's here with a client right now.

I'll go get her for you. Okay. Thank you very much. Thanks.

Hey, Alexis.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

Alexis? Hey.

Hi. Hi.

We'd like to offer our condolences.

But we also wanted to let you know that we have some information about the case.

Okay, let's go talk in the back.

So,

what's up?

Well, we found some information about the punks that killed your family.

Only thing is, they're all dead.

Oh, yeah, I remember seeing that on the news.

Can't say I'm really sorry about that.

I know this is an odd thing to ask, but has anyone reached out to you? Maybe

someone involved asking any questions?

No. After everything happened, I took some days for myself, obviously.

But I've just been busy with work.

All the person I really talk to is my boss.

Okay, well, if anything comes up or if we have any more questions, we'll

definitely come by and...

See you again.

Yeah, of course. Have a nice day.

You too.

Thank you.

I seriously doubt that's our vigilante.

I don't know. I just... I cannot shake the feeling that somehow she is

Really? You think so? A little mousy person like that?

You think she has the balls to blow away a bunch of thugs like that? I don't

think so.

I don't know. It's like when I look into her eye, there's a storm brewing.

We need to keep tabs on her.

I don't know.

Whatever. It seems like a waste of time to me, but if you insist, you know it

all. I do insist.

You stupid motherfucker. Don't you fucking listen, bitch?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What do you think about this motherfucker?

I see him everywhere. He's always around the bar.

He's always, like, in a dark spot.

Oh, this fuck right here.

Dude. This is our guy. You think so? I'm pretty fucking sure, man.

You know what? I'm fucking definitely sure, man.

Look at this guy. He looks like a fucking character out of the fucking

Us fucking catalog, dude, for fuck's sake. Look at him. You might be on to

something here.

Yeah. Hey, dude, we need to watch this guy, dude. This is our guy, okay? Sure,

100%. Captain's going to give his brownie points on this one, dog. This is

dude. Hey, you guys give me a buck.

Harry. This motherfucker. Harry, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of

here. How many times you got to ask, dude?

I'm only going to tell you one more fucking time, bro, or I'm going to take

in. Get the fuck out of here, okay? Get out of here, Larry. Get yourself in

trouble. Shit.

Fuck, where'd he go? Oh, fuck, dude. Jesus. Come on, Christ.

Let's get this motherfucker.

All right.

Where did this fucking guy go?

You fucking frightful nerd.

Jesus. Okay, look. Fuck, where is he? Okay, look, just don't be so angry with

me. I know you're angry because you're calling me by my last name, O 'Brien.

Okay? You couldn't have got far.

Okay, we'll just keep on fighting.

Oh, my God, did you hear that? He hit a gunshot.

Let's get out.

Hey,

tell him to take him to the boat shop.

Yes, yes.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

It's okay, it's okay.

You're okay, you're okay.

It's all back up.

It's okay, you're okay.

It's okay, it's never going to be right.

So, we

heard you guys got some action last night.

Yes, we did. We did. We were sticking out our guy and got distracted and he

away from us. So we went down a couple of alleys and came across him on top of

female victim.

Deceased. Shot in the back.

Oh, he's deceased?

Yeah, shot in the back. Yeah, but it was our South Face Blaster. And we believe

that... He was done in by your vigilante, so I think we've solved both

cases here.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. You think you've solved the case?

Yes. Thank you. Be nice.

Well, first of all, you said shot in the back.

That's not how the execution is done by the vigilante. You know the cartels have

gone up like 10 % in this area?

Yeah, there's been a lot more crime in this area due to cartel. You know what?

have heard that the cartels have been doing a lot of social service work these

days, you know?

You know, it helps out and makes our job easier.

Well, yeah, we can all look on the bright side here, right?

There's one less piece of shit out there in the streets, right?

Oh, yeah.

I knew I'd find you guys in here.

Oh, hey, Don.

This showcase thing was found. The crime scene.

The top date clasher.

Well, there's definitely vigilante facing.

Uh, yes.

I can't believe it.

So I'm going to need all four of you guys.

On this case, the mayor was up my ass, which means I'm going to be up yours.

I want company.

Clear? All these killings have to stop.

Oh, come on. This vigilante's playing lowlife. I mean... Hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey! We don't need that kind of talk. You're a police officer.

Yes, Captain. I mean, look at that shit on the screen.

This is Kimberly Wells coming to you live from another shooting, perpetrated

whom the media likes to call the vigilante.

There have been 11 victims of this vigilante, but the victims themselves

criminals.

So, does that make this right, or does it make it wrong?

We're here to find out what the public is thinking.

And how are you feeling about these incidences?

Well, I'm not happy at all. I'm actually pretty pissed off. I mean, if I have

to, I'm going to go get this whoever it is.

Somebody's got to do it. Somebody's got to clean up these streets.

It's, you know...

I'm glad somebody took the initiative and actually did something about it.

So anyways, this vigilante stuff's got to stop, man. Okay, these people need to

find God. And what are your thoughts on this, sir?

You people in the media, you're the one that's whoever's doing this. You're the

one who's giving them that power.

This is on you. This is your guys' fault.

I'm just doing my job. You and the people that you work with, this is the

of the media. Okay, this shit has got to stop.

See you guys later.

Catch you later, partners.

Be safe. Don't get executed.

Fuck, the captain's pissed.

Oh, shit.

You know, it seems like the captain's been really fucking pissed off all the

fucking time lately, man. Fuck, you know, let's not lose sight of the fact.

Shit rolls downhill, man. So let's not give the captain a reason to shit all

over us. Right? Yeah.

Right? True story.

Hey, check it out. There's our girl.

She doesn't look so mousy now, does she?

Yeah. No, no, no, no.

What is with you?

No, nothing.

I can't judge anything based on that. Maybe she's going to a concert or a show

or something. It's hot out.

That's our vigilante.

Hey lady, give me your fucking money.

I'm gonna cut you up.

What?

I know that it's you.

I can't prove it yet, but I know.

This has got to stop.

I have no clue what you're talking about.

I'm not a killer.

What the fuck was that?

I don't care.

It didn't work.

Oh, you really think that's her?

Yeah. I'm gonna prove it.

Wait, wait, wait.

You don't have to do that.

It's gotta be...

You know who I saw today?

Who's that?

That fucking tired -ass whore, Candy.

And you know who I saw her with?

Who's that?

That fucking, I think it was that bitch that I saw in the bushes.

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure it was that bitch that I saw in the bushes.

Fucking bitch.

Probably opened her mouth about the deal.

Probably.

I think we need to talk to Candy.

I think so. I think we do.

Yeah, let's do that.

I tell you what, I want to get some of those vegan donuts later. Yeah, those

vegan donuts. I mean, they're expensive.

I can't keep putting them on my tab all the time. They know me. Oh, the captain

will pay for it.

Well, I think I have one of those clipping cards.

What's this? What do we got going on?

What the fuck is this? What's going on, ma 'am?

What's going on?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. They got candy.

Oh, my God. Dante got her. Dante got her.

We need to get to Santa Carla Park now.

Santa Carla Park? Have you been there before? There's a lot of twists and

You could get lost there easily. We can't do this ourselves.

And especially if...

You know, shit's gonna hit the fan down there. We need backup.

Can't do this ourselves. Okay, well, who are you calling for backup? I'm gonna

call the captain. No, no, no, don't call the captain.

Don't call the captain. We'll be there for hours.

Uh, no.

This is not gonna go good here. We need to call in people we trust here. Uh, and

I have just the people for that.

We're gonna call Kurt and Rod.

Oh, Kurt and Rod?

How's that gonna help us?

No, Kurt and Rod, our new partners.

I don't know about that.

They don't seem very bright.

Look, they may not seem very bright to you, but they're the first people that I

don't want covering my ass in a gunfight. They live for this shit.

I'd protest, but I don't think we have time for that.

Let's go.

Come on. I know right where that's at. Okay, let's go.

Hey.

How's everything going? Good. We got everybody all spread out. Come on.

is it going to take these guys to get here? It should be any time. It's a big

park. They'll find us.

Just sent to my location, too.

They know this place. Finally, there you guys are.

Oh, hey.

Wow. They're looking all over for you.

Okay, well, come over here. I got to tell you something. So, thank you guys

watching our backs here, but shit's about to hit the fucking fan, all right?

Look, Dante, he kidnapped a hooker. He has her somewhere in this park here, and

she's going to be dead meat if we don't help her out. So, what we got to do...

Get straight to business and figure this shit out.

Okay, guys, look.

Right now, our best bet is to split up, okay?

Not only can we cover way more territory that way, if we go walking there all

together, they're going to see us way before we fucking can do a fucking thing

walking up there like a bunch of fucking Keystone cops tripping over our feet,

okay? Right now, what we need to do is utilize the element of surprise, okay?

Let's use our heads, guys.

I agree.

Let's get our radios to maintain contact. Fuck no.

They'll hear us a mile away if we use that shit. We're gonna rock this old

school. Yeah, if you hear gunshots, you know exactly where we are. Pop, pop,

pop, clap!

Right? All right, excellent, excellent. All right, cool.

All right, guys, let's go kick some ass. Okay.

All right, come on.

Hey, bro, where you going?

I'm going to check on our friend.

All right.

I'll be right here back in a minute. All right.

You know, I'm really worried about Candy. I hope we can find her.

Yeah, I do too. Hopefully we can find her before they Facebook her.

What?

Fuck!

You alright?

No, I'm not fucking alright.

It burns like a bitch.

Go take care of Candy.

I'm going to fucking nail this bitch to the wall.

Yeah, I'm really glad that Schofield and Shano came along. You know, they were

showing a little resistance at first, it seems. Yeah, they really were. I wasn't

so sure, but they definitely came around.

That Schofield should be fucking bossy. Yeah, but I bet you wouldn't mind

getting a little Scully from Scully, huh?

Oh, shit, shit.

I didn't think we were going to see anybody there. I didn't either.

Jesus

fucking

Christ, Pina. What the fuck is going on?

Fucking cops chasing.

I'll fucking deal with it.

Damn, thanks for having my back. I missed that.

Damn, this is like fucking war zone.

Bum, what do you think?

The official was supposed to be here for like another 20 minutes.

She'll be here. Fucking bitch will be here.

I guarantee it.

20 minutes?

Cool. I gotta take a piss. I'll be back.

Why don't you go watch out?

I got to piss anyway.

Shoot him you fucking kidding me fucking kid Got

away

a fucking dick.

I don't know why you put up with him. What the fuck, Harley?

Harley?

Hey!

Harley!

Harley?

brother bitch!

Two more filthy fucks off our list.

Yeah, bite the dust, baby.

I've got you now, you fucking ass fuck.

You didn't think I'd find out, did you?

Right? You didn't think I'd find out this bitch was opening her fucking mouth

the whole fucking time.

Now I'm going to end this bitch just like you ended my friend's bitch.

Fuck you.

Right there.

Ha.

Another one bites the dust.

Fools are dying today, partner.

Right there.

Ah,

got her.

One less trap on the street, dog.

Okay, okay, hey, I'm your friend.

See this?

This is what it feels like to be a victim.

That's what it was all about.

You know, it took me a really long time to figure it out.

That was the point. Hey, look out!

know this was you look this is all over

i'm gonna clean all this up but you have got to promise that you are done

you can't be doing this shit anymore it's over

get the hell

It's a fucking war zone out there.

Holy shit.

This is just a flesh wound, but I'll live.

This is about the vigilante, eh?

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

Is she dead?

No.

Dante's dead, Harley's dead, everybody's dead.

Passed at least six bodies on the way out of here.

So you let her go?

Yeah.

You know, she's been through enough.

And she promised me that it was over.

Holy shit, it is over. That's a vigilante's gun.

Yeah. It's fucking over.

So, why don't you call your buddies?

I'm going to call this into the captain.

So, Scoey, she does have a heart of gold, doesn't she?

Shut the fuck up, partner.

Okay,

partner.

I'll be there.

shortly.

So anyways, this Michelinie stuff's got to stop, man. Okay? These people need to

find God. Violence is bad. Use your words. Don't be a turd. It's totally

You know?

I live around here, man. I like to see peace, quiet.

People love each other, you know?

You know, these people, these criminals, I'm glad that they're getting off the

streets. I really think it's f***ed up. I mean, it's hard enough to live life

right now.

You know, people got babies to feed, things like that. I got addictions to

That's how I feed my addiction.

Wait.

I thought that was your purse, bro. My purse? Now? Bro, I thought I was being a

good citizen. No, no, you got me my purse.

It was hers and now it's mine. Oh.

Nothing. You did absolutely nothing. She took my purse.

She took my purse and you did absolutely nothing. Like, really?

Come on, man.

Why do I even go out with you? All the time.

Come on, man.

Ma 'am, how are you feeling about all this?

It's terrifying being a woman here. I was just sexually assaulted around the

corner. The crime is so bad.

Whoever's helping clean the streets, thank you. We need it.

No comment.

God.

I'm standing here with the infamous crime boss, Mr. Don Vito.

Mr. Don Vito, what are your thoughts on all this?

This is affecting my business. I'm losing staff.

Nobody's doing anything about this, and I'm getting sick of this.

Like, I've lost so many employees. It's making it hard for me to make a buck.

Like, the police, the mayor, nobody's doing their job like they should be.

So, you guys need to start doing your job, or I'm going to start doing it for

you.

Hey! Give me your clothes!

Hey!

Honestly, this is the best fucking thing that's ever happened. It's given a

brand new fucking life into me. Anybody that has ever done anything to me, I

told you. I fucking told you. You just come down my way, knock on my... We'll

just see how this all turns out.

And what are your thoughts on this, sir?

You people in the media, you're the one that's whoever's doing this. You're the

one who's giving them that power.

This is on you. This is your guys' fault.

I'm just doing my job.

You and the people that you work with, this is the fault of the media.

Cut. No, we're not airing this. We are not airing this.