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The year was 1930, in the city, New York.

My father, Jonathan Vincent Bolesconi, Big John they called him, he owned the

East Side, and I mean, owned it.

My uncles, my cousins, they were the kings of that concrete jungle.

Back then was a different breed of men, class, style.

They were gangsters, real gangsters.

I'd have given anything to grow up in that era.

But fate, she's a fickle mistress.

I arrived a few years later into the same little Italy, but now a shadow of

former self, smaller every year, shrinking like a raisin in the sun.

Yeah, little Italy, forget about it. So you see, being a Burlitzconi meant one

thing, the family business. And that's all I've ever known.

I climbed the ladder, brick by bloody brick.

Today, I'm an underboss.

Got my own crew.

Life is good.

It's a mess.

But I got to tell you about that life, that perfect life.

It's about to be shattered. Like a mirror dropped on the floor.

And the pieces, well, they're about to come in deep with the ultimate,

Coming up.

Angel, baby, you're home early.

Oh, my God.

Vinny, what the hell is this?

What the fuck is this, Vinny?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's stop right there. I digress. I got a little bit

myself. Let's start from earlier in the evening.

That's when things really take a sharp turn to the left.

Okay, let's start from the beginning.

Me and my boys were heading out to take care of a leaky pipe.

For those of you that don't know what that means, we got a guy talking too

And we got to plug the leak.

Meaning we got to find out who he's been talking to and make sure he can't talk

to nobody ever again.

loose lips, sink ships.

You know what I'm saying?

Anyway, we got a tip that he eats at the same restaurant every Tuesday.

Like a flower bending in the breeze, bend with me, sway with me.

All right, guys, here we go. When we dance, you have a way with me.

Stay with me, sway with me.

All right, just like we talked about.

Paulie! Yeah, yeah. Just like we talked about.

In and out.

Go.

Shut up.

Get out of here.

What

the

fuck was that, guys?

What the fuck?

Oh, you're laughing. Oh, you're laughing.

Ooh. And the sun comes shining through.

Shining through. When you're crying.

When you're crying. You bring on the rain. Bring on the rain. Stop your

Stop your sighing. Won't you be happy again?

Happy again. When you're smiling.

When you're smiling. Keep on smiling.

What the hell was that?

Take it easy, boss. Take it easy?

We just held up a daycare center.

Yeah, boss, I don't think that was the place.

You think, shorty? You think?

Joey, what was the address?

It was 966, boss.

966 West Avenue, just like Jell -O told you.

966. Yeah. It was 9 -9 -6.

9 -9 -6, you fucking imbecile!

We went to the wrong place because you got the wrong... All right, all right,

all right, all right. You guys knock it off.

Jordan, you get the right address.

You guys, get your ass in the car or you're going to get 45 caliber slugs up

your butthole.

Now get in there.

Freaking clowns.

So, that brings us back to where my dear angel walked in on me and the boy.

Stuffing what was left of our leaky pipe in the garbage bag.

There was no way to cover this particular mess up. And this begins a

that has turned my world upside down.

What the fuck is this, Vinnie?

This don't look like any kind of meatpacking I've ever seen.

Babies. It's all part of the processing, not a cutting and trimming.

You know what?

You show me right now what you're hiding.

Yeah, I think she's a little upset.

It's going to be a long fucking night.

Isabella, wine.

Just bring the whole bottle.

Thank you. You can have the rest of the night.

Come on, Angel. Don't you think you're overreacting a bit?

Overreacting?

You're going to tell me that wasn't an arm stuck behind Stretch's back?

And a hand sticking out of a bucket?

My God, Vinny.

Well, this guy we know, he had a slip -up.

A slip -up? That's what you're calling it.

More like murder.

I'm going to call a lawyer and my mother.

I don't know which one works.

What'd you say?

Look, I got this under control.

You were cutting up a dead guy!

Sometimes a business deal goes bad.

I'm doing what had to be done.

What are you going to call the police?

Oh, officer.

We got a little carried away with a business deal. You accidentally chopped

our client.

Well, to be honest with you, I wasn't going to be calling no cops.

She is much too close for comfort now.

By tomorrow morning, my house better be drowning in the sweet smell of

lavender. Like we were on a romantic boat ride on Lake Champaign.

No more flip -ups.

Or your clients' stuffed -in -them -bags will have company.

Understood? Gotcha.

So, let me get some of those cannolis over there.

All right, you goombas.

Eat up.

Isabella's back. Oh, Isabella's. Is everything okay?

Yeah. As long as you guys have this place squeaky clean by morning.

as all this is taken care of, you know what to do.

And you'll be back here tomorrow.

That's it, Vincent.

I'm done.

I can't, won't live like this anymore. This charade is over.

None for all the boys.

I'll do whatever I damn well please in my house, in front of the boys or not.

I... No.

I'm not some naive housewife who will just look the other way.

You're cleaning it up.

Hear me now, Vincent Berlusconi.

You're making a choice.

You're divorcing me, or you're divorcing the mob.

So I got to tell you, you could have sewed my eyebrows to the carpets and I

wouldn't have been any more surprised than what you just laid on me.

But what my dear wife doesn't realize is getting out of a mob ain't all that

easy.

So I had to seek out some help.

I had to go to the feds.

That's fine.

Tell me how much an FBI officer make, huh?

Not today, Vinnie.

Don't talk much today.

Sit here. Don't move.

Hey, Tony, you ever play basketball?

How original.

I take it you've read the file?

Yes, sir, I have.

Well, good.

Sir, I'm 30 days from retirement.

I don't care about your retirement. I need you to pull your weight until your

last day.

Can't somebody else take this case? What about Agent Drake?

Drake's on medical leave. He's got poison ivy. He was laying in it for two

I can't sit there and babysit some stool pigeon and his wife. If I had someone

else to do it, I would. I don't. Just do it.

You, let go!

Hey, where we going?

Hey, you know I can buy you a cup of coffee.

30 days!

30 days!

These FBI people, they're not very friendly.

The feds, they don't like me very much.

Feeling's mutual.

When I'm doing it for my dear Angelina, I just had to manipulate a few pieces

of... Things I know about this and things I know about that.

Wham, bam, thank you, man.

I'm in the program.

So now my life's back on track, right?

Wrong.

The feds, they got me set up here in a really nice place.

Nice neighborhood, everything. So what could be wrong?

I haven't told Angelina about it yet.

She has no idea we're in the witness protection program.

So I thought, you know, in a little bit, ease my way into that.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Can I go out and see?

Hey, you want to shut the door? It is so cute.

Baby, you got to come see this.

Oh, my goodness.

I could hold this.

Vinny, Vinny.

Vinny, Vinny, what's the alarm code?

It's our anniversary, baby.

Aww.

So

this

is what you've been working on. That's what you wanted, right?

I love it. Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

All right, turn it on. Tap it, baby.

Oh.

Yeah,

it's water, huh? How did you do that?

Look at that.

Oh, my goodness.

Vinny, it's already decorated for Christmas.

Oh, yeah, it's all fully decorated.

It's beautiful.

Look at this. All of this space. I love it. It's so adorable.

Oh, my.

Look.

It's a tiny little snowman.

It's hand -painted.

Can you tell?

There was an upstairs.

Oh, yeah, we got an upstairs.

Okay. I can see that.

You're going to like this. Oh,

baby.

Does this mean I get lucky tonight?

Oh shit, Angel will kill me.

Who are you?

You don't even get hurt like that.

By who?

Listen kid, what do you want?

Your Monday.

Why are you little?

Why don't you go on home? Tell your mom I said hello, okay?

Hi there, I'm Gladys Pendleton. I live next door. And you are?

Finch. Robert Finch.

Oh, Finch.

You don't look that. You look much more Italian to me.

Hey, I don't know, you know.

That accent's really sexy.

Hey!

Listen, I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but I got a lot of boxes and

going back here, so if you don't mind... Are you talking to someone?

Oh, shit!

Listen, you gotta excuse me.

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, come in here.

Come in here.

Hello, Mr. Finch.

What is going on?

Jesus, what is people?

Finch, hello?

Where's my gun? Where's my gun? Where's my gun? I'll take care of this right

now. Is your son?

Who is Mr. Finch? Hello, Mr. Finch. Baby, I'm Mr.

Finch. Robert Finch. I'm Robert Finch. And you're Sarah Finch. All right? You

got that?

Hey. Hey, Robert, is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's fine. My wife, Sarah, had something in her eye right there

and was getting it out.

Yes, Robert.

I'm Sarah and I had something in my eye.

Okay.

Hi, Robert.

Hi, Sarah.

What the fuck is that? Your sister.

Your fucking sister?

Yeah, my fucking sister.

Hello, Mrs. Candleton. I see that you met my brother and my sister -in -law, I

guess. If you could excuse us, I have some very important information to

with them.

Oh, I can't wait to hear about this.

Yeah, me either. Come on, let's go.

What a good day.

Nice seeing you.

Not a sugar?

You're lucky I got here when I did.

That nosy neighbor of yours, he screwed everything up.

Thank you.

This is good coffee.

I don't need you to tell me how wonderful my coffee is, okay? Because

one who buys it.

If I left it up to Vinny to buy coffee, he'd buy shit.

I buy the gourmet stuff.

Because when I drink it, I want to taste it.

So, does anyone want to tell me what the fuck is going on?

You've got to be kidding me, Vinny.

You didn't tell her?

You are this close.

No, Vinny didn't say a damn thing, did you, Vinny?

the fuck are you? Because Vinny ain't got no sister.

You didn't tell her about this?

Vincent, I trusted you on this.

You said you were handling this with your wife.

You said you were going to tell her that you were under FBI protection.

I just hadn't got around to that yet.

What the hell, Vinny? When were you going to tell me? Huh?

You know, when the timing was right.

How the hell was I supposed to know?

The whole fucking neighbor was Mr.

Colombo.

Enough. Vincent came to us for protection.

For now, you two have been temporarily relocated until we

can find a permanent solution.

Protection?

You're going to need protection, Busta.

Hey, Angel, I'm doing all this for you.

Vinny. Don't you have the file that I gave to you?

Kidding me. Hold on. I got you.

Everything you need to know is in that file.

I want you guys to read through it.

Read everything.

Embrace your new identities.

Settle in.

And give it time.

Okay?

Here's the deal.

If one person screws up, we all go down.

So don't screw it up. You won't get another chance like this.

No.

Here are copies of those things.

You've got to be kidding me.

Yeah. In the car.

I know my way out.

I'm making a drink.

And it ain't going to be wine.

They're cheating.

Palm and an ace.

Palm and an ace, huh?

Yeah.

The only thing that's going to be palmed around here is your nutsack. Why don't

you take up something less stressful like knitting?

Funny guy. I'll tell you what. Yeah. I'll tell you what. You cheat again,

knit a rope to hang yourself with.

Josh.

Sorry, I'm late.

What do you think?

Stop by Guido's. Good site, huh?

Very good slice, huh? Yeah, that smells good. Let me see that. Yeah, that's some

shit. Yeah, see that.

Huh?

You ain't ever gonna learn how to stretch.

You fuck up one time, you follow up with that.

Sorry, Jenna.

Won't happen again.

Yeah, I know.

Hey,

that's my beer.

Screw you, Paulie.

Put the damn gun away before you blow your balls off.

Okay, boss.

Looks like we got a problem, boss.

Enzo.

Today. What's the fucking problem?

Looks like Vinny's guy shorted us 500 Gs.

Are you fucking kidding me? Are you sure?

We counted it twice, boss.

Who dropped off the money?

Stretch.

Get that motherfucker on the phone!

Mr. Falcone, hey, how you doing? Kelly!

Put Vinny on the phone.

I can't. What the fuck you say?

Put Vinny on the phone.

He's on vacation.

What do you mean he's on fucking vacation? Vinny's on vacation.

I want him on the phone right now.

You bald -headed, cockeyed bastard.

I want to know where the fuck my money is.

Money? The money missing from the fucking bag.

What money?

Don't play with me, you little sawed -off mother... Fucker. The money.

from the bag, you genius.

No, sir. I would never play you. Shut the fuck up, you idiot.

Get him on the phone.

What the fuck, Stretch?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I cannot believe that Jelly sent that schmuck down to make the

delivery to Diablo.

Now we're short 500 G's because Stretch didn't bother to count the money.

Falcone's beyond pissed and I can't blame him. Now nobody's supposed to know

where I'm at except Shelly. And I told him I'm on vacation and I do not want to

be bothered for anything.

You think I could get away with that for a little bit so I could handle my

business?

Hey, boss.

Jenny.

I do.

Spill it.

Remember, keep your voice down. Yeah, sure, boss.

Tell me what you're doing.

Joey, you got a smooth dad now?

Yeah. Angelina. She's got a nose like a bloodhound.

All right, all right, all right. Like I said, it's Falco.

I know, I know. Get on with it.

Stretch, wait. I got the pickup. Wait a minute. Stretch?

Oh. You sent Stretch to get the pickup?

Yeah. Who'd you send with him?

Nobody. Nobody?

Yeah. You sent Stretch, that nitwit cousin of yours, on a delivery by

Yeah, yeah.

Shit!

Shit!

No, wait, no, wait, no.

Don't you tell me to be quiet in my own goddamn house.

It's not your house.

Stop with that already.

Listen. Yeah. You tell me everything from start to finish.

Don't you leave goddamn thing out.

Fucking nitwit cousin of yours.

Hey, boy, Stretch, I mean, yeah, he's a dummy schmuck, but he's not stupid

enough to rip you off and Falco.

I'm gonna fuck some money.

Wait.

Unless that bag was late to begin with.

That fucking Diablo.

Stretch, count the money.

Get Diablo on the line for me.

We're gonna get to the bottom of this right now.

To what do I owe the pleasure?

How about 500 fucking Gs missing?

I know you jacked the package, Diablo.

Vicente, Senor Berlusconi.

I don't like your tone with these accusations.

Your man left no complaints when he left with the package.

If something's missing, it'll happen on your man's watch.

You ain't got no proof?

You may have fooled my guy, but don't you think for one...

My proof, Diablo.

And when I do, you're going to regret the fucking day you ever fucked with me.

You motherfucker!

I'm going to have your fucking head off! FBI!

Freeze!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Agent McAllister.

She brings you by this fine morning.

What the hell is he doing here?

Hold on.

guys doing?

How did Jelly get through on your watch?

We'll discuss this later.

Wait a minute.

You're watching me?

Yes, we're watching you.

How does she know my name?

And you, we got a huge file on you, Mr. Salvatore Romini.

How the hell did he get here, Vincent?

Oh, shit.

You've got to be kidding me.

You gave him your location, didn't you?

After everything that we discussed?

My guys thought this was a hit.

You're lucky that they called me first before they came in here with guns

blazing. I guess I should feel so fortunate that you care so much about

Put your hands down.

Damn it, Vincent.

That's two strikes.

You're jeopardizing the entire operation.

Operation? What are you working with the feds?

I want answers now.

Fine.

We had a drop.

It went south.

Money's gone.

Poof. What do you want?

You and your boys need to cease all operations.

One more...

And the deal is off.

Deal? What deal?

You're coming with me until we sort this out.

Me? Danny?

Is that you?

You can wait.

This guy's got to get out of here.

Fine. Meet me at Guido's. Main Street in one hour.

Just get out of here. You got to go now. Everybody's got to go. Come on.

Just moving some boxes, honey.

I stubbed my toe.

So as you can see, trouble seems to follow me. I don't know why.

Even when I'm trying to do the right thing.

And now that schmuck Jelly hid his piece under my pool table.

Now I gotta take care of this problem.

Vinny!

Vinny, what the f... What are you doing down there?

What's happening? What is all the noise? Hey, sweetie, I just made an old

breakfast for us here, huh?

Hmm.

Chips and milk at 8 a .m. Yeah.

Why do I smell a cigar smell?

I had one last night, baby. I couldn't sleep up.

Uh -huh.

Except I know your cigar smell, Vinnie, and that ain't yours.

Ah, roast duck. How nice.

Of course, garnished with chips.

soaked in milk.

I am tired of your experimental recipes, Vinnie.

The last time, I'm pretty sure you created a very new biohazard.

I don't know what you're up to, mister, but that nasty cigar smell ain't the

only thing that stinks.

And you know what?

I haven't even had my coffee yet, and I don't feel like dealing with you.

I'm taking a shower.

Try not to do anything stupid while I'm gone.

I'll do my best.

Baby, don't go.

Wait a minute.

Look.

We've both been crammed up in this place for a little bit.

We both need a break. I gotta run into town. I'm gonna take the Bronco.

Why don't you take the other car? Go into town.

Look around.

Buy anything you want to buy today.

Ah. Huh? That sounds more like it. All right.

Money.

Gets you out of anything.

Damn you, Jilly.

Ooh.

Sorry, did you remember that hot daddy from the bar last night?

The one who shouldn't have been wearing the skinny jeans?

Okay, his fashion sense literally does not matter because he made up for it

his enormous...

Hello. How can I help you?

I'd like an espresso, please. Perfect.

Alrighty, there you go. That is $7 .99.

I'm sorry, is there a problem?

It's too bitter.

Too strong.

Okay, barista. Do you want me to make you another?

No, no.

Here, I'll show you.

No. Very strong.

Very strong.

It's the ground. Too coarse.

For this thing, you need fine. Here.

This side.

You got this.

Ooh.

Your extraction is all wrong.

How is it?

Oh, it's uneven.

Okay. It ruins the extraction.

It's the tamping. It's all wrong.

When it's uneven, it ruins the extraction.

Okay. Ooh,

lastly, your water temperature.

Snore it just a little bit for this roast. It grows up dating it.

Oh, that makes sense.

A little too...

Told

ya. Not bad.

Coffee's an art.

Not bad.

Alright, bitch, what else you got?

Let's talk pastry.

Okay, but these sound like grandmother's recipes.

Yeah, we can work with that.

Perfect. Do you have any cannoli?

No. Hi there, what's up?

Hey. How many today?

Just one. Just one? All right.

Some ice for you. What can I start you up with to drink?

You know, give me a scotch and a rock. Okay. And do you need a minute to look

the menu?

How's your pies?

They're the best. Yeah?

Oh, yeah. Give me a pie.

Okay. Hold on to that doll.

Oh, it's okay. No worries.

No, it's this.

Are you sure? Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, Franco.

It's Vinnie.

Listen, things become complicated.

That stretch situation and all.

It's been in my life.

fucking vacation.

Easy, easy.

I'm on it. I got leads.

It's delicate.

Just give me some time and I'll get to the bottom of this.

Listen,

listen. I gotta go. I gotta go.

About time.

We got to late.

Now, you were right to the start.

What the fuck did you say?

Enough. He should have never known anything about this.

He should have never known your location.

He's going to be leaving soon anyways.

Oh, no, he's not.

He stays with me for now.

Until we get this all figured out.

If you want to go through with this, you're going to do it my way.

What the fuck is she talking about?

Go through with what? What's going on?

I made a deal.

To protect Angel.

I had to get out of this life.

He's not ratting you out.

Well, he's ratting himself out.

Charlie,

it's not that simple. Let's say I'm making a deal.

A deal to protect a few people.

That's the plan.

Vince, it takes the fall, and the rest of you guys walk away.

Takes the fall for what?

I've given up the diamonds.

You've got to be kidding me. Giving up the rocks for the feds? Listen, I've

thought it all through.

I know the risks.

I know exactly what I'm stepping into.

At least the other ones.

You know the guys that actually did the heist?

They get to walk away from this.

No problems.

A clean break.

You get what I'm saying?

So, uh, let me get this straight.

The diamonds, they're turned over to the feds.

And you're going to take the fall.

And the other guys, whomever they may be, if you know what I mean, and there's

nothing to implicate them, so they're going to walk.

And I mean, like, nobody knows who they are, right?

Yeah. In a nutshell, that's how it should play out.

You're forgetting about Falcone.

You don't just walk away from Falcone.

You know what I mean?

There's no walking away from Falcone. He's going to put a contract on your

my head, the boys, and worst of all,

Your wife.

Fuck.

Dipshit here's got a point.

The court, they just want a fall guy.

You guys will be in the clear.

Yeah, but what about the 500 Gs?

Ah, yes. The missing money. Yeah, exactly.

I need to get back home and be just as clueless as Falcone in all this.

Or this thing's gonna blow up fast.

But no offense, boss.

You know I'm right.

And it's all true, but I got a plan.

It's been three goddamn days since that delivery went sideways.

And what do I get?

Silence!

Luca, make some phone calls.

Find him and bring him here.

What about his crew?

Should we pay them a visit? Make sure they're not double -crossing us, too?

Excellent idea.

Take Enzo with you and go handle this.

Well, if they don't cooperate, do we handle it in the usual way?

You know what to do.

Why you people? I'm sorry.

I wanted to talk to you about coming to my house for dinner tonight.

I'm making my world -famous lasagna, and I would love to have you and your wife

there. I think it would be a nice evening. Maybe around 7 o 'clock, I'm

thinking. You know, Mrs. Pendleton, that'd be really nice, but right now I

go pee.

Okay.

Yes, she touched your butt.

What am I, living in a town of ninjas?

Well, anyhow, I was telling you, I think your wife would like it. I make a

really good design. I'll get back with you.

To what do I owe the pleasure?

The half million, Diablo.

Where is it?

You owe me, friend.

Don't give me that crap.

We both know you got that money.

Diversified? That's what you're calling it?

You know goddamn well you stole it.

Careful, Fran.

Don't call it stolen.

Listen, we don't get that money back, I'm personally going to take it out of

you. And by that, I mean blood.

All peace.

What? Listen, I have a problem.

A very irritating problem named Vincent Berlusconi.

What did he do?

Kissing your tacos?

Yeah, something like that.

You need Finn to teach him a lesson?

Or something more permanent?

Permanent. Quiero la cabeza de ese malparido.

It's going to cost the actor.

It's worth every penny.

Start at his warehouse.

I will text you his address.

Don't text.

Just get it done.

No loose ends, understand?

Baby, how was your day? Here, let me help you out. I had the most wonderful

I met the most interesting person you would ever imagine ever, ever meeting.

Who's that?

Who do you think?

Jesus, Mrs.

Columbo.

Again? Yeah. Are you going to get it? No, let her stay out there.

Come on, Vinnie. No, let her stay. It's cold. She'll go away. Vinnie. No, I

ain't dealing with her.

Hello?

Hi,

Sarah, darling. How are you?

I'm so excited. Y 'all are coming to my house for dinner tonight.

Dinner? Yes. Did your silly man forget to tell you?

Yes, my silly man did forget to tell me about dinner.

How lovely.

But, Sarah, I also forgot to tell you about a previous engagement.

Very important, this engagement.

What are we having?

We're having my world -famous lasagna. You will not be able to resist it.

Lasagna. Oh, I haven't had that in forever.

It's so good.

Roberts, we're going.

Yes. Please.

All right, fine.

I was trying to keep this a secret, but I made new reservations tonight.

Oh, Danny, that is so thoughtful. That sounds wonderful.

Which restaurant?

Restaurant?

Yeah, I Googled it. I don't remember the name offhand, but it's a local place.

Cozy, real nice.

I like some of the best Italian food around.

If it's Italian food, it's my house.

I have the best Thai food around. My lasagna is world famous.

And we can have dinner and coffee and conversations this evening. Did you say

coffee? I did.

I had the most amazing day today.

Oh, yeah? The town is lovely, and I met the most fascinating person, Willow, at

a coffee shop called The Bean and the Baker.

Fascinating, huh?

Tell me,

does she excel at coffee making like you do?

No, as a matter of fact. And he is the owner.

Oh.

He made me an espresso, and let's just say mine was better.

Oh, yeah? What do you mean yours was better?

Well, you know, I showed him how to brew a proper cup.

Of course you did.

But that's not the best part. We got to talking, and he's looking for a new

business partner.

You know, someone to help with the marketing and distribution and the

And he thinks I'd be perfect.

Okay, baby.

I understand why he'd say that.

Totally get that.

What do you got to tell me?

Is this something you really want to do?

Yes, Vinnie.

This is exactly the kind of opportunity I've been dreaming of.

But there's a catch.

Oh, boy, here we go.

There's always a catch.

Hear me out.

He just needs a $50 ,000 investment to help kick -start the business and

$50 ,000? Geez.

Baby, that's a whole lot of scratch.

I know, I know.

But I think that if I put together a business plan, I think this could be a

success.

Oh, that's risky.

But also a massive opportunity, Vinnie.

Plus, think of the pastries.

What kind of pastry?

Only the best.

And all you can eat.

I don't know.

Let me think about it.

We'll talk some more after some more coffee.

That's a yes.

Yay, Vinnie. Thank you. Thank you. I love you. I love you, too.

Good. You better.

I do.

This is garbage.

It's like they cooked it over the dumpster fire.

Should have stuck the spaghetti.

Least I know what I was getting. You know, carbs, tomato sauce, all the good

stuff.

Can you quit your yammering for a second?

I'm trying to decipher this.

This could lead to our next destiny.

Or... Where to get the best egg rolls in town.

Destiny?

Mine involves a large pizza and a lifetime supply of Alka -Seltzers.

Is that your ringtone?

Sounds like a dying walrus.

Why does your ringtone sound like a dying walrus?

Paulies?

Paulies? Hello, yeah.

Look, I'm telling you, you two lay low. Yeah. Please, for the love. Yeah, I got

it. Paul is holy. Don't do anything fucking stupid.

Yes, I got it. Bye.

Who was that?

That was Jolly.

Jolly? What'd he say?

He said to quit your yammering, sit tight, and don't do anything stupid.

Screw you, Paulie.

Just sit tight, be quiet. He'll be here shortly.

Okay.

You know what?

I ain't doing this.

Manny, get back to me. The lady's crazy.

But be rude.

It's on you.

It's on you.

Robert, Sarah, I'm so happy you've come to our home. Please, please come in.

You're welcome.

Hey, how you doing? I'm really glad you're here, you sexy beast.

This is for me.

Why, thank you.

Thank you.

Paul. I can't wait to try this coffee.

Please, come in.

Yeah, come on in. Yeah, nice place you're getting.

Sarah,

I'm so glad that you guys are here for dinner. Thank you so much for coming

over. Thank you for having us.

And I'm excited to try your coffee.

Wonderful.

And dinner is ready.

This is my world -famous lasagna. I hope y 'all love it.

Benny loves lasagna.

Yeah, I like lasagna.

It looks and smells amazing, Gladys.

Thanks, Sarah. Can I get you next?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, everybody, give it a shot and let me know what you think.

Mmm.

Very good.

Do you like it?

Yeah. I told you. That's unique.

The best lasagna in town.

I didn't see any water. You got some water?

Yeah, we can do that for you.

Hold on one moment.

Yeah, please. Thank you.

So,

Harold, what do you do?

You like a grocery store clerk or something?

I'm a little bit of a collector.

Collector?

Stamps, mostly.

You collect stamps?

Parker here.

No, nothing out of the ordinary.

The usual suspects, cat, FedEx delivery.

Vincent and Angela are having dinner at the Pendleton's.

No suspicious activity.

All right, I'll keep you posted.

That McAllister, she's such a worrywart.

Thank God she retires in 30 days.

That's right.

Well, what do you think, Robert? You've hardly touched your lasagna.

What do you think of it?

Yeah, it's, uh...

And you, Robert, what is it you do exactly?

I'm kind of in the logistics.

Travel around a lot for company.

And where have you traveled to?

Lots of places, you know.

Just got back from Mongolia.

Mongolia? You've been to Mongolia?

Yeah, Mongolia.

Mongolia. I have always wanted to go there. That sounds so fascinating.

Yeah.

I was over there helping them with their yurts.

Yurts? Yeah.

They hurt them over there.

Hurt them?

Yeah.

Are we talking about yurts?

Yeah, yurts.

Why, what?

Do they live in them?

Well, yeah, they, you know, learned how to do that.

But you said they had heard of them.

They do.

But I was referring to their homes.

Homes?

Yeah, real nice homes.

You know, they come a really long way.

I'm sorry, but we're talking about their yurts.

Yurts? Yeah.

Well, they are resourceful people.

Yeah, you know, they've mastered the art of yak butter sculpting.

Mongolians. Amazing people.

Hey.

You all right?

Yeah. My little diner. Really hot.

Yak butter sculpting?

Fascinating. I had no idea.

Speaking of skills, Roberts and I are actually coffee connoisseurs.

We brought you some for after dinner.

Oh, how intriguing.

I can't wait to try it. It should go great with the cheesecake that I got for

dessert.

Although, all this caffeine and sugar might keep Harold up tonight.

He's got an important pathologist appointment in the morning. Don't you,

Hey, you know what?

It reminds me of a joke.

There's this proctologist.

He's got a clipboard in his hand.

Goes into the patient's waiting room.

Looks down at his pocket.

Sees a rectal thermometer.

Pulls it out.

Turns to the guy and he says, Hey, some asshole's got my pen, huh?

What?

What? No sense of humor?

My uncle told that back in 63.

He built a house up the sands. What's wrong?

Wow. It's got a poor, tough crowd.

Robert, your stamp collection.

You want to see something truly special?

This is a genuine Meridius post office stamp.

Only two in the world exist.

A collector's dream.

Worth a fortune.

It's worth tens of thousands.

You know what? I got a couple of guys.

Real pros.

We could have them break in the house. You got insurance on that?

Plus I have insurance.

Okay. So we have a few other things in your house come up missing.

Just so it doesn't draw attention to the stamps, right?

Wait a few months. Things start to cool down.

You take out an insurance claim on those stamps.

We all make a nice tidy sum of money.

Nobody knows the difference.

What do you think?

Gotcha.

Ho, ho. You got me. Yeah, I got you. You got me. Yeah, I was just joking around

with you.

Wasn't I, Sarah?

All right, Al Capone.

It's getting late.

Yeah, we should be going then.

Listen, it's been a lot of fun.

Don't you owe me 20 bucks from last time?

Yeah, but you'll get it on the next big score.

Next big score. Next big score.

If it wasn't for your screw -up with the delivery, we wouldn't have to lay low.

Hey, Jelly, listen.

Boss, he's working on it.

He has it handled.

He'll be back soon enough.

Once he finishes his business over in Ravenna, Ohio, okay?

In Ravenna, Ohio?

Then mind your own fucking business, huh?

All right.

Is there any beers left in the fridge?

Yeah, 12.

All right, I'll be back.

Yeah, probably didn't drink them all. I know. Come on. Come on, Rob. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

That woman could put a medieval monk to sleep. Yeah.

And that perfume.

Ugh.

Langley and my Aunt Angie's funeral.

You're telling me.

Thank you, baby.

Hey, come here a minute.

You know, it's not too late to go back to your old life.

My old life? What exactly was that, Vinnie?

You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the clothes, the cars, the

big house, this cracker box we're living in.

I don't miss it.

I like where our new life is headed just fine.

How about you?

Honestly?

Yeah, there's some things I miss.

Like the big scores.

Here, go outside and put up with the Christmas lights.

What, so now I'm a Christmas decorator?

Maybe you'll score later.

All right, that's some incentive to handsome ladies.

Merry Christmas to me. Merry Christmas to me.

Merry Christmas, dear Penny.

We'll get some later on.

I'm not asking you out.

What? That's not fair. Why do I always have to ask?

Hey, how you doing?

I was hoping to notice you got some cookies there.

We're selling cookies.

Do you want to buy some?

Just 50 cents each.

50 cents a cookie?

What's the scam?

Scam? This ain't a scam, you crispy old... I like you. What are you

selling them for?

We're falling down for a church group.

Oh, yeah? What church is that?

St. Mary's.

That sounds like a nice church.

How many cookies you got?

I don't know.

How about I buy them all?

Really, mister?

Yeah. Yeah. Merry Christmas and all that stuff, huh?

I'll tell you.

Here's a hundred bucks for you.

Here's a hundred bucks for you.

Whoa, that is way too much money.

Take the morning.

Come on, guys. Let's go.

Look

at

that. Oh, she is flexible.

Oh, my goodness.

I didn't know it bent like that.

Hey. Hey, Jelly.

You guys see Diablo's boys, huh?

No, I ain't seen them.

What do you got going on here?

Nothing, nothing. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, huh?

Oh, come on, guys. We ain't got time for this.

It's collection day.

We got to get our routes together.

Where's the envelopes? I don't know.

Well, get up off your ass and get them.

Hey, Luca, what brings you here?

Why the heat?

That's not for you.

Falcone sent me. Where's Vinny and the 500 Gs?

I don't know anything about no money. And Vinny ain't here, but I'm sure

whatever it is, he's taking care of it. Hey, fuck you, Jelly.

Hey, hey, tell your boss to chill out.

Falcone doesn't chill.

Looks like we have a Mexican standoff.

How's that? Like it's three against one.

And not for long.

Huh?

Surprise, Goombas.

Put the toys down, boys.

Gently.

I picked them aside.

I'm done being nice.

We're going to find out where our money is, or I'm going to separate your hides

from your worthless bones.

McDonough boy, what's in the box?

It's collected there. It's nothing.

On your knees, boy.

Come on.

Luca, I swear, I had no idea what was in the box. FBI!

Free!

Jesus, McAllister. One more second.

We had you covered the entire time.

And thank you. The wire worked beautifully.

We got everything.

What about Falcone?

He gets wind of this. Me and the boys, we're fish food.

Don't worry, he's going away for a long time.

Can you get up now?

Yeah, get up.

Jeez.

Did you just hit me with a grape?

What grape?

Those grapes.

He's got grapes.

All right, now watch that crap.

Listen, kid.

I'm...

What

the...

Hey, Vinny.

Hey.

What's wrong?

Do me a favor.

Take a look at my decorations out there.

Huh?

What do you think?

Vinny, that looks like shit.

So I've heard.

Aw.

Vinny, it's perfect.

You know what?

Hey, do you and I take a minute and go get something to eat? What do you think?

Yes, that sounds like an amazing idea.

Yeah? Give me a minute.

I want the back of my neck.

Why? What's wrong with your neck?

Ain't that kid out there beating me in the back of the head with a grape?

Oh, you're making friends with the kids.

That's so cute.

Hey, how you doing?

How are you?

I'm doing okay. We got a reservation for two for Robert Finch.

Okay, yeah. You guys can follow me. All right.

Love it, Vinny.

Here's that for you, sir.

Oh, thank you.

Are you welcome?

Yeah, here's the place. That's for you, huh?

Oh, thanks. Yeah.

The waiter will be right with you guys.

Vinny, where did you find this place?

You know, I know people.

Vinny. Google.

You do that?

Yeah.

What do you think sounds good?

Anything but lasagna.

That lasagna.

Yeah, if McDonald's sold lasagna, that would be it.

Sonny. I'm trying to poison us.

That's good.

What do you say?

Huh?

Here it starts, baby.

Salute. Salute.

Vinnie, your phone.

Yeah, I know.

Aren't you going to get it?

Nah, let it go.

Vinnie. All right.

Yeah. Vincent, McAllister here. What?

Just wanted to let you know... Hold on.

I got to take this, babe.

Yeah. Just wanted to let you know the operation was a complete success.

Seriously? Better than we could have hoped for.

Cooperate fully and you're in the free and clear.

Now enjoy your dinner.

Don't make a move. I got all your beautiful body covered, huh?

Looks like someone got good news. Yeah, you could say that. You could say that.

I'll tell you what.

How about after this dinner, you and I, we go look at that coffee shop you

wanted so bad.

Oh, Vinnie.

Yes, I would love to show it to you.

All right, then we're going to go see it.

To the coffee shop. All right, baby.

She's there all the time. It's clocked out. I'm going home.

Fantastic. Have a great night, Amy.

So, baby, just listen still. It's important to you.

Vinny, it means the world to me.

All right, then let's make it happen, huh?

Hello.

Willow, this is Robert, my partner in crime.

Hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing?

Oh, hey.

All right.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

All right.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Hey, glad to meet you. And honestly, you

have probably been down to a cracker

factor. No. Yeah.

Hey, how you doing, Patrick?

I'm not talking about a gun.

Anyway, get the talk shut.

I have nine of your expressos.

Nine of them.

I said do that.

Do this with me.

Bobby. Robert.

My friend Robert Roberto.

What do you think of the play?

Charming.

Vibrant, and obviously it's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very charming. Very, uh...

Very vibrant.

So many nerds.

So many nerds.

Your wedding vows were a sentence on a half.

Like... I'm like, what the shit?

Something like that.

Yeah.

Robert. What's that? How do you see yourself?

you see yourself? How do you view yourself? How do you want the world to

perceive you?

What do you mean?

I mean, everybody sees themselves in some sort of way, right? It's who you

as a person. For instance, tonight, for me, I am a glittery rock train staff who

loves leather, possibly bondage.

There is this one night, never like, so how do you see yourself?

You know, I consider myself kind of a classic guy, you know, like a

classic automobile, not vintage, but, you know, classic.

Yeah.

And that's why people get divorced.

Hey, well, we're going to have to work on that. All right. That's not really

best answer. I like cars.

Well, they know anything about them. I love.

Riding in cars of men out of riding men.

Okay. It's a little warm in here now.

Oh, goodness. You can keep that.

So, are we ready to talk shop?

Yeah, you know what?

What do you say I think I should be leaving?

I'm going to come back and get you like an hour.

I can take her.

home. I have a 1989 Honda Civic that you have to push to start. I ain't selling

to push it. It might as well be hard.

That sounds like a great idea.

Okay.

I'll see you at home.

That's been nice meeting you.

Sorry, we're closed.

You look like Colin Farrell.

Thank you for the compliment, lad.

There's something.

Lassie, get down.

I'm gonna need you to stay put.

Okay, well, rude.

And, uh, definitely skin bigger.

Vince? Seriously?

What the fuck are you doing here?

Do you know this man?

That bastard used to work for my son.

Over there.

You look a little rough around the edges. I thought you could use a nice

coffee right now.

Yeah.

Let's pop nuts.

It'll take Vincent a while to get his old ass over here. Anyway, get back

Get back.

Get back.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Goddamn.

Hey,

come on.

You gotta get your head up.

I ordered you an Uber. Let's go.

We need to use your phone.

My phone is for customers.

I got this.

Two gin and sodas.

Now give us that goddamn phone.

We're cool.

We're cool.

I didn't say nothing.

I'm done fucking around.

And we're all just going to have a sit.

And have a nice, cold, frosty beverage.

I think I'm going to have a drink with you. You're fucking insane.

My little friend here says otherwise.

Walk with me.

We can find the answer.

Might be a while if you talk to me.

Hey, it's me.

Vinnie Bullock's calling.

Bet you didn't expect to see me here, huh?

I gotta tell you, you know I've done a lot of bad things in my life.

But the one thing good I've done is marry that Aunt Jemina.

And you gave her to me.

I don't want to mess this up.

So thank you.

Thank you for sticking with me.

That was a beautiful prayer, my son.

Oh, Jesus, Father. I didn't know what he was in here.

Is there something I could help you with?

No.

You know, I got a lot of things that... Hold on, Father.

Yeah.

What?

You touch her, you touch one hair on her head, so help me God, I...

Hold on, Finn.

The fuck do you mean, hold on?

Father, I gotta go. I'm sorry.

Bless you, my son. Yeah.

Yeah.

Listen, I don't know what your game is. I don't care what your game is. But I'm

telling you right now, you lay one finger on her. You do anything that

hurt her. I will come down there personally. I will cut your balls off. I

feed them to you like the pig that you are. Then I will find your mother. I

come down there to your mother. And I will... Ben?

Ben! Hello?

I said sit down, the fruit.

Sit down. Now!

Now!

Alright.

Hold it. Hold it!

You know how many dirty little fingers couldn't an apple peel?

Eight little fingers.

I told you to shut the fuck up!

Don't do it! Vinny! Vinny!

You

need

to try a gun. Put it on the floor now.

Step away.

Do it. I can get her.

Before I get you.

Is that what you want?

Put it down!

Now!

Okay, you got me.

Double eight.

Get back, get back, get back.

Get back, you flea in the torch.

Okay.

Why?

Okay, now you can be thin girls over here. Oh, what the?

Oh, yes.

I'm so

sorry.

Okay, never mind.

I did put a vest on.

What do you think, I'm stupid?

Coming against that Irishman, I knew what he was planning on doing.

Just happy he didn't shoot me in the face.

So now, it's every bit of a happy ending.

Mrs. Pendleton?

Actually, it's Agent Morris. This is my partner, Agent James.

But you grabbed my ass.

It was all just part of the distraction.

Wow, FBI's changed, huh?

How's that for the work of the Irish?

Well,

I got to tell you, it felt good to pop that Irishman in the forehead.

And they also got Diablo.

So that's right.

I don't got to worry about him no more either.

And of course, Falcone.

And his goons, they went away for a long time.

So now it's free and clear for me.

So like the old saying goes, I'm a leopard with spots.

But who knows?

I think I'll try to change.

Hey,

boss, they're ready for you and the guys.

You make sure nobody's seen nothing?

It's all good. No one saw nothing.

We don't need a repeat of last time.

Angel walking in on us and everything.

I swear, boss.

It's all good. It's tight.

Take care, babe.

The tape, it's right.

Don't I treat you good?

Haven't my business practices made your life better?

Now someone wants to hold out on my fair share?

No one's putting out on you, sir.

Hmm. You got cookies?

Yeah, plenty.

People buying cookies?

Yeah, we buy real good when we have time to sell it.

What are you talking about when you have time?

Yeah, it's our history teacher, Mr. Platt.

Hey, Abigail, look at me, kid.

Tell me about this Mr.

Platt.

It's all the homework he's getting us. We'll hard stuff in a lot of it.

Our parents will let us do nothing until our homework is done.

And by that time, it's too late to sell the cookies.

Yeah, he's a little jerk.

He told us that we have time to play and we have time to learn.

He doesn't need to.

What is it with teachers today?

Won't let kids be kids, huh?

Anyone know where this guy lives?

Yeah, I do.

All right, listen up.

We're going to take care of this problem for you.

Now, you all go home.

Don't you worry about another thing.

Joey, make sure they get a little something extra, huh?

All right, boss.

Not sure.

Hey, Bruce.

I was supposed to have a chat.

Help! Help! Oh, help! Help!

Scene 31, gamma, take one, stop this.

Wow.

Do I still have, yeah, so did I?

You're it.

That's okay, that's okay.

You're it.

Hey, good luck with voice.

Yeah, let me get another mouthful of lasagna, Jared.

You're it, Zach.

John, Jay Delbert, is he good on the continuity on the lasagna? Yeah, he's

Okay. All right. Scene 43, take 182.

Scene 43, alpha, take 7.

And action.

John, I need a lot of motion from you.

I'm doing the best I can.

Not enough.

I don't know, but I need more.

Okay, okay.

Do you want me to be, like, maybe, like, more animated?

Yes. You never animated enough.

Well, I try. You know, I had a very troubling childhood growing up.

You're so hard on me.

You're so hard.

That's not as cute.

I don't know if I can work like this.

You're fired.

Yeah, get lower.

A little bit lower.

All right, now put your head over just a little bit to the left and go lower.

Will Dean Martin please?

He's on.

That's gotta be jelly to jam those dicks like that, eh?