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You guys cover the bat.

What's up?

You alright?

Yeah, I'm alright.

We got one.

Alright, give me a minute.

Dee's Money Pit.

What an appropriate name for a titty bar out in the middle of nowhere.

Who would build a strip club all the way out here?

I don't know.

But I kind of want to find out.

You're kidding me, man. I don't even want to know what a daytime strip looks

like. Especially in a shithole like this.

There's cars.

Yeah. Only the finest desert skank works here. Come on, let's get our dicks wet.

Hey, what the hell?

Pardon me, sir. I don't mean to bother you, gentlemen.

Watch yourself, old man.

I ain't looking for money or a drink. I was just hoping that maybe you could

spare me something to eat.

Let me tell you something, old man.

If I want to spend my money, I'm going to spend it on tits and ass right there.

So get out of here.

What?

Baby, where you going? Seriously?

Get off me, asshole.

Oh, excuse me, Miss Attitude.

Cock -a -doodle -doo!

Howdy. Howdy.

Better get you a fill of a drink. Yeah, whiskey.

Make that two.

Coming up.

Most people in this town got a staring problem or something?

Oh, you got to forgive them. You know, they just get a little excited when they

see new strangers come into town, that's all.

And why is that?

Oh, just this.

Let's go. Well, maybe they don't see the patch on my back.

Satan's few.

Look at you, fine -ass looking thing.

I almost forgot why we came in here.

How come all you girls have your tops on? I want to see some tit.

It's not that kind of place.

I don't think you're going to want to pay the price.

Hey, do you have a VIP room in this place?

Some would say this entire place is one giant VIP.

How much is it?

$100 for 15 minutes.

$100? And what does that get us?

You get a lap dance for 15 minutes.

Oh, come on.

A shift club in the middle of nowhere? You expect me to believe that there's no

tug -of -war in the back rooms? This really isn't the place you think it is.

Rods with daddy issues.

Watered -down drinks.

I believe I know exactly where I am and what you are.

Why am I?

Enlighten me.

You're just some fucked up bitch that ain't shit without that fake rack and

real fine ass.

Wes, stop acting like a pussy, man. She didn't eat you that hard.

Fucking cat.

Holy shit!

What are you guys?

Come on, Richard.

Don't you recognize Satan's kind?

You're demons or some shit. Your friend might have been right about the daddy

issues.

Look. He was out of fucking line, but you didn't have to fucking kill him.

Oh, he's not dead.

Yet. Look, I'll walk out that door, and I promise, I swear, I won't tell nobody

nothing. That's funny. That's exactly what Mr. Tran said.

Who? Oh, that's the nice store owner you and your little buddy here robbed.

He begged and pleaded he wouldn't say anything, and you killed him anyway.

How the fuck did you know that?

Because it weighs heavy on your soul.

Fuck you, David.

You're gonna have to...

Holy shit.

What kind of damn crime do we have going on here?

Never waste a good scotch.

Hallelujah.

Kampai.

You know, the vehicles are starting to pile up out front. I can get Dale Tucker

here to sweep the tow truck.

Okay. And these guys got some nice motorcycles.

I don't want to scrap those.

Well, you know, just have a go at what you like, you know, you've done so much

for her.

Toaster? That's kosher as a Bruce Mueller.

I don't think these boys will be riding anytime soon again anyway.

You'd like some more?

Yes, please.

Double. You need it.

So is this kid really possessed, or is this another disciplinary issue or

something? Uh, he's probably just a little brat.

She said her baby's possessed by the devil.

Isabel.

My love.

My baby.

Hi, baby.

Isabel.

Isabel?

Sweetheart, I heard you're not, uh, not feeling so well.

What's that?

That definitely is a demon. Yeah, no shit.

Yeah.

And if it is what I think it is, it's a very, very, very old creature. Maria,

have you guys changed the land recently?

Dug a well, anything like that?

What did she say? What did she say? What did she say? They dug up a yosa tree

last week and Isabella helped them.

How big was the tree?

Oh,

it definitely sounds bad.

Okay, look, the original people of the land must have...

buried it underneath that tree. When they ripped the tree out, they released

Released what?

It's a pestilence demon.

They're the embodiment of sickness and disease. It can level a village in a

week, an entire civilization in a month.

Everything around it died.

I've never seen anything like this before. That must be like the granddaddy

all pestilence demons.

All right. What do we do?

Well, it can't be destroyed.

Only contained.

What does that mean?

Can we talk about this outside? Yeah, let's get outside.

Come on.

That little

girl is going to die

painfully and inevitably. And when she does, that demon is going to leap into

the next host, the nearest host.

We'll slowly kill everything around it. Everything and everyone.

You're not telling us how to stop it.

We can't.

We need to bury it where no one will ever find it.

You're saying that we need to bury that little girl alive?

Yeah.

There's got to be something else.

That thing will sweep this entire area and kill everything. Would you rather

have that, huh?

I know. Trust me.

But we haven't even tried to think of anything else.

Since humanity has existed, we've been dealing with demons like that.

But he's right.

I mean, it must be something.

We haven't tried anything else. The Bible is full of sacrificial lambs.

you know that.

Besides, I'm sure that girl doesn't want to be the bearer of death and

destruction to everyone she knows and loves. We... We are running out of

to bury these things. We need to educate the masses and reveal the truth.

Yeah, if you're into health or skelter.

Can you imagine the chaos that would bring?

We'd have every Joe Blow running around blaming demons for making them do bad

things instead of their own sick, fucked -up conscience.

So that's it?

You're just gonna bury a little girl?

Yeah, we're gonna bury a little girl. A little girl.

It's not a little girl!

Fine.

You're gonna have to do it without me.

Every time.

What are you on, six or seven?

Thank God.

Elder Thomas, the Lord's name.

I'm sorry, Elder Paul.

I'm exhausted.

I don't get how Ezekiel and Matthew get Hawaii, and we're stuck here in the

desert.

God does not give you tasks that you cannot handle, Elder Thomas.

Handle Hawaii.

I need a juice.

Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

I think this is... This is not fancy, I know. But I bet they have a nice cold,

non -caffeinated beverage in there.

No!

Oh.

Really?

I think it's one of those naked lady bars.

Well?

Gonna have to get some juice at the next place.

Nah. If I don't get something to drink right now, I'm gonna die.

Well?

Maybe we could spread the word of the Lord to those women?

Yes!

You raised me there, though.

Come on!

Could you spare a wretched soul something to eat?

Yes, sir.

Thank you, boys.

Thank you so much.

God bless your soul.

May I talk to you about the gospel of Jesus Christ?

Hey, Morgan, look at this.

These good boys are spreading the word of God.

Is that so?

Yes, ma 'am. Ma 'am?

Aren't we proper?

Let me introduce everyone.

Kali.

Jezebel.

Zunami.

Chantico.

And there are more, but they are currently working.

Huh. I guess I thought it'd be candy or...

Charity or something like that?

These are our given names.

Are you worried we'd bite?

No.

Can I have a copy of... We're all very well versed on all the scriptures of

Yeah, you all seem pretty educated.

So why are you all, um... You know... Dancing and taking your clothes

off for money?

Who said that was wrong?

Um, if you remember, Adam and Eve were only ashamed of their bodies because

ate of the forbidden fruit.

That's true.

So not being ashamed of our bodies would be what God would want?

Don't mind me, boys.

Hey, Charlie, where are you going?

What's wrong?

I just wanted to help him.

Talk to him about Christ's redemption.

Redemption is that man's middle name.

maybe a boy should be on your way before the sun goes down.

Come on, Elder Thomas.

The desert is a pretty dangerous place at night.

I hope our paths cross again.

I hope for your sake they don't.

Ugh. I don't know what just worked.

My wife or my girlfriend.

Definitely your girlfriend.

Oh, yeah? Why's that?

Because she's only 13.

I'm sorry.

I was just looking for something to eat.

I'm so hungry, it hurts.

No worries, brother.

As long as this place serves food, I'm sure we can get you something.

I'm sorry.

How did you get here? I mean, you couldn't have walked, right? I mean, are

stuck?

Stuck.

Yeah.

Stuck, perhaps.

Can't go anywhere.

Hey.

What's your name?

Charlie.

Hey, we get to come to you, Charlie.

Okay, sweetie.

I want you to just stay right here, okay?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You just, you can't open your mouth, sweetheart.

You just can't, okay?

What's wrong with your finger, G?

Nothing, nothing.

Let's just, let's get this done before it gets any worse, man.

Yeah.

You're gonna be

okay.

Do we water it, or... It's a cactus, though.

Yeah, usually when you plant something, you water it.

But it's a cactus.

I don't know.

Well, I thought you knew everything.

I'm not a botanist.

I don't know everything.

I mean, I'd be really good at Jeopardy if all the categories were about evil

shit, but other than that... I'll take ass rapes, buying

demons and Zanzibars for $500, please, Alex.

Seriously?

Seriously?

Sorry. Sorry.

Fuck.

Look, Franklin headed west.

We gotta go find him.

Sound like you quit to me. Maybe we should let him go.

No one quits.

I mean, I know you haven't been doing this as long as I have, but once you're

in, you're in.

That's it.

You don't see any retired demon hunters walking around out there.

Period.

You're in.

Fuck!

I'm sorry.

He's right, though.

They will hunt you down in your sleep if they have to.

They can smell the knowledge you have of them.

And they don't take too kindly to being preyed upon.

Think twice.

They'll get you.

One way or another.

Sorry.

You gonna water it?

Well, you certainly have an appetite.

Yeah. I'm always hungry.

So how'd you get stuck all the way out here? I mean, I'm not even sure how I

found the place. I think I made a wrong turn somewhere.

Oh, no.

I screwed up again.

Howdy, Franklin.

You done with your hissy fit, guys?

Guys, guys, guys, guys.

Hello, boys.

Is there something I can help you with?

Uh, what the hell's wrong? You never been to a titty bar before? Yeah, sure.

Don't be so nervous, huh?

Why does he know you're a... Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

Why are you so scared?

You never accidentally stumbled into a pit of an immortal ancient demon before?

Fuck me gently.

You had a demon?

I prefer the term mortally challenged.

Okay.

They're creepy, too. Uh, so what do we do?

So are we just supposed to battle it out now? Because I kind of want to get some

stuff out of the Jeep.

You're not going anywhere.

Sorry. I'm so sorry. What?

Now, what do you say you, I don't know, let us walk out of here right now?

Well, let's, uh, let's throw it up to the ladies.

That's what they do.

And what do you do?

Me? Mm -hmm.

I'm just, uh, uh... Barkeep.

Barkeep. Yeah.

It's a bar, ain't it?

I mean, where do you think all the beer and food come from?

Magic? Hey, guys.

You're not going to believe this.

There was nothing out that way, so we're back here.

Yeah. Bikes were a bad idea in the desert.

Don't talk like that, Elder Paul. I mean, the Lord works in mysterious ways.

Yes, he does.

Eating again, Charlie?

I know.

I'm hungry again, too.

Oh, no.

There's like cranberry juice or something all over this.

My pants are black.

Sorry about that.

There was a businessman in here earlier and he made a hell of a mess.

Wow.

Sure got busy in here.

Where'd everybody come from?

Actually, we're just clearing out.

Is it? Mm -hmm.

You know, I hate goodbyes.

Let's just say...

Till next time.

Okay.

Let's go.

Thank you.

Come again.

Jesus Christ!

What the fuck was that?

Holy shit.

We really didn't notice that? What the hell did we just walk into?

I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? I didn't know. Not until we

walked through that front door anyway.

I'm out of here.

You've got the bartender. You've got the ghettos and the patrons.

I think pretty much the whole room. Oh, Christ.

Except for those two Mormon kids that came in. They were definitely human.

you think? I was just about to compliment them on our amazing cover

on, you can't always compliment. What were they?

I'm not positive.

Okay, but whenever a demon tells you that they are ancient, it's never a good

thing. You know that. We are truly fucked.

You know, you really swear a lot for a holy man.

Well, you know.

I ain't exactly baptizing babies or supervising bake sales for blue.

I need to go to the library. I need to go to the library. Now?

No, the library. You'll see what I'm talking about.

Closest one is about a day's ride from here.

All right, let's go.

Let's go.

This is it?

Yeah, I forgot.

You've never been to one of these.

It's a strange -looking library.

It was a strange ordeal.

Where is this guy?

I'm right here.

Changed my clothes and everything.

Put on my outfit.

I have guests here. Don't usually have a lot of people hanging around.

You know?

I'm pretty sure I know what you want.

This is an emergency.

Okay, I'm sorry. We stumbled upon a demon.

And we need your help identifying it. A demon, huh? That's kind of what I

figured you were doing here.

Let me look around and see what I have over here.

That ain't it.

Was it in human form, this demon?

Yes, and it had a lot of other creatures there with it. It

said it was ancient.

Well, that's not good.

It attacked you, huh?

How did that happen? How did it attack you?

Thing is, it didn't. It let us go.

It just let a bunch of you guys walk in the room, into its den, and turn around

and let you walk out. I didn't think it would either.

The two kids walked in.

And, uh, you just let us go?

Yeah, that's probably a good thing.

You know, I'm a dying breed, fellas.

Not like a little baby pops out of the womb and suddenly decides it's gonna

up and be a monk someday.

Don't get me started on chastity.

I'd be on my 20th kid if it wasn't for that.

Do you get it?

I'm Catholic.

You don't say.

Now, here it is. The ninth sphere of angels.

This is the one.

Angels? You know, most people picture angels as chubby little cherubs flying

around with wings on their back, and they don't realize that they don't

look like that.

The truth is the little cherubs have four fucking heads, and only one of them

human. It ain't a good -looking one either.

Ah, the Watchers. Was it, uh...

Was it a male or a female?

The one that was doing all the talking was a woman.

Is that a good thing?

Let's just say it's less bad, all right?

Some of these male watchers kind of figured it was a good idea to start

with some humans.

After that, they created a race of their own, all right, and they are dangerous.

They almost destroyed the Earth.

Listen, for a demon to show compassion for any human being, it's very rare.

It sounds to me like what you're dealing with is a dark angel,

like the red right hand of God.

Does God really need a red right hand? I mean, can't he just... You know, God

believes that the only way to let interaction have its own way is to let

occur on its own.

Has any of you guys ever tried to please everybody all the time?

So it's evil like Lucifer.

Satan or Hades or the devil or whatever you want to call a guy.

He doesn't make people do bad things. He lets them do it on their own as we all

know that they do.

His only real actual job is to punish the ones that do make their own

And that's his lot in life, the poor bastard.

Or... I should say afterlife, right?

Evil souls are filled with guilt, so much so that they sink

down to the core of the earth, burning and torturing themselves for an

Good souls are liked.

They can do whatever they want in time and space.

Then there are lost souls that, for many reasons, it's kind of hard to tell what

makes them that way.

They're stuck in the moral gray area, if there is such a thing. Much like the

fallen angels themselves.

It's the same thing. They're often surrounded by these lost souls, and they

work off the penance for those non -mortal sins that get committed. So

telling me heaven and hell are real?

You're kidding me, right?

You hunt demons for a living.

It's easier to believe in monsters than it is to believe in the Holy Father.

Yeah, well, some of the shit I've seen.

So what's it doing here?

They're trying to speed along the judgment process.

They feel that it's wrong to wait. Wait for what?

Wait for the evil souls to die. Why should they get to remain on Earth? All

want to do is cause pain and misery on the innocent.

The angels.

Want to see them all punished.

They can see right through all of your souls, okay?

You can see all of your sins.

Every single one of yours, even mine.

But they can't kill a good person. It's kind of inherent in them. They're still

more angel than they are demon, actually.

Do you think souls are their kryptonite?

So they walk the earth in perpetuity, slaughtering the souls of the wicked.

Well, sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Maybe I should send him a thank you card, flowers, maybe a goat to

No, no, no, no.

She's still an evil spirit.

And she does not get to decide when it's their time to go.

They're killing bad people. Who cares?

People change.

People can repent, right?

And they can find redemption.

It's not her place to judge.

Let me ask you. Are you a sinner?

Have you sinned?

Eh? Or are you perfect?

Do you deserve the right to die right now before you can make amends?

I thought so.

You know, we hunt demons.

That's what we do.

Period.

We're not bad people, so they can't harm us anyway.

Gee.

How do we stop it?

Well, it depends on what they look like.

Kind of hot.

I didn't mean like that. I mean, like, where do they look like they're from?

Like, when the angels originally fell, they spread across the world and into

every single culture. They remain there unless, for whatever reason, that

culture abandons them.

They're known to wander around, and so, I mean, where did this one...

look like she came from?

There were actually several of them.

And they looked like they came from all over.

Different parts of the globe.

So, what you're telling me is that there are multiple dark angels all together

in one place.

Is that bad?

I don't know.

I don't know.

And you know what? I don't know if I want to know.

Be right back, boys.

One way or the other. That's what I want to talk to you about.

You boys want to play a game?

Oh, yes.

That'd be awesome.

What's your poison, my lady?

Used to be anything and everything.

And I'd do anything for it, too.

I bought my grandmother's ring just so I'd have enough to get high.

It's one of the last things I remember, honestly.

Wait a minute.

Where's my baby?

My baby.

Oh, God. I got high.

She's blue.

Why is she blue?

We all have our demons.

I was drunk.

I mean, seven nights a week drink to black out every night drunk.

My family was kicking pennies to survive.

And I was drinking away anything I could get my hands on.

I drove home drunk, like I always do.

Only this time I fell asleep in the garage with the car running.

My family was inside sleeping.

My little baby girl.

That ain't love.

That ain't love.

Oh, my God.

How did you go on?

I didn't.

I died that night in the garage.

What's the last thing you remember, Veronica?

That's where you got it.

Hell?

Hell is much worse.

Souls wallow in the guilt and pain they cause for all eternity.

Where am I? Think of this as heaven's DMV.

Purgatory?

How long am I here for?

Till whenever.

I know.

Empty.

And they will always be empty.

Plus, it's strange not to have a junior front of people at a bar.

You don't want to poop the prey.

I'm glad your friends are leaving by the time I get this robe off.

Where the hell is the piece?

Oh, Lordy.

Oh, here it is.

No, no, no, don't bother, man.

Listen, you know what?

Good luck to you.

You're going to need it.

Okay? Thank you. Don't buy anything for someone who's out of breath.

Okay.

I'll see you, young man.

Yes, sir.

Guys, I don't know about this.

You know what? We have to do it.

Stuart's right.

I mean, they're still demons.

And they're hurting mankind.

Yeah, the piece of shit part of mankind.

Yeah, but come on, people change.

They repent.

They ask for forgiveness.

God forgives them. Who says?

What part of what you just heard makes you think there's any other option

besides up or down?

Well, there's purgatory.

Perhaps that sounds wonderful.

We should buy a fucking timeshare there.

Look, gee, I don't know what your concerns are or your issues are.

It doesn't matter what you've done.

But if you truly, truly repent, the Lord will forgive you. It's all cake.

Well, I'm glad you believe that, Father.

But I have a strange feeling it all stays on our permanent record.

You know, gee, maybe he's right.

Maybe he's right.

Then it's our place to vanquish the demons.

I mean, look, sometimes the most awful human beings can change

their life and do something good with it. I mean... What if they kill the guy

who cures cancer?

Really?

You know what? Count me out.

I'm not risking my fucking neck for a bunch of scumbags that I would happily

kill myself fuck that

Cover! Cover!

Cover!

Everybody okay? Anybody

hit? Not top. We're good.

Goddamn shithole.

People that don't want to be saved.

Those people that need to be saved just don't know it.

You want to risk your life for it?

I don't want to risk my life for you guys.

Something happened because I wasn't here.

How we doing on ammo?

Hello?

Want me to go get a top? No, I got it.

Change your heart?

Something like that. Makes sense.

Or Sean thinks he's got something.

I do.

Okay. How do we destroy him?

We can't.

All right.

How do we banish him?

We can't.

Cool story, bro. I really think this might be a bad idea. No, but we can

immobilize them.

Okay. I'm interested.

Okay, they're immortal, right? But they're still physical beings. So all we

to do is...

chop them up into pieces, and then bury everything separately.

That's all. That's all we got to do. Take a supernatural being that's older

time and cut it up with a steak knife until, what, it rips out our spine and

makes a bow out of it? No, see, they can't kill us. We're not like serial

killers or anything like that. We're good people.

The book doesn't say how strong they are specifically, and they're certainly

unique, but it's not that different from what we usually do.

I think we got this.

You know, maybe we can surround the club, you know, and draw them out.

Well, what about all the lost foals in the bar? I mean, there were at least a

dozen of them. But, you know, they can't harm us at all. They're like worker

bees. In fact, I'm not even sure they're physical at this point in time.

Okay. Okay.

This might work.

Yeah.

Excellent.

Now we're all happy families again.

I actually have an idea.

Who wants confession?

Nope.

Couldn't hurt anything, right?

Hell yeah.

Dude,

a grenade?

Said in pieces.

You know what?

Holy water literally doesn't work on anything. I mean, anything.

Yeah, well, not the holy water it doesn't work.

The fake that we bring.

Something tells me the Lord will be with us this time.

You think bullets will work?

A shotgun blast to the face slows most things down.

So, you think they're going to come out?

I don't know, but we can't be good for business standing around out here like

this.

Well, I hope they do, because when it comes to waiting, time is definitely on

their side.

Like all the books say, they're supposed to be out roaming the earth, looking

for souls to reap.

I have no idea why they're all gathered here, staying in one place.

Yeah, well, maybe we're about to stop something more serious from happening

here.

Yeah, I'm starting to agree with you on that.

Oh, shit.

Why are the Mormon kids still here?

Why are the Mormon kids still here?

I mean, where else have they got to go, huh?

You want us to take those bikes and go back to where we just came from?

I'll take care of it.

Dee?

Yeah, Jess? Why don't you show the boys our shed in the back?

Absolutely.

Hey, fellas, come with me. They're up for a big treat here. You're going to

the priceless antiquities that the ladies have collected over the years.

Come on.

Stay seated, Charlie.

They had their chance.

Something I can help you with?

We've been roaming this world.

Since before your kind could start a fire.

You really think you can stand against us?

Do you really think we haven't dealt with hunters before?

Fuck you.

Sounds like something just blew up.

That's just the military. They kind of test new ordnance out here all the time,

you know. It sounded super close.

Yeah, I wouldn't worry about that.

All the time it happens. You know what? But you're going to love this.

Wait till you see this gold violin that Jezebel has. Now, Paganini used this. He

used to practice on it.

Paganini? Wait till you see this.

Paganini.

Oh, this is gross. Keep all the pieces separate. Keep them all separate.

Hurry.

Get them all separate.

Well,

we got about 100 more pieces like this where they came from.

Why are you doing this?

You had a chance to walk away.

Because that's what we do.

We're here to protect mankind from creatures and demons that haunt this

Well, that's funny.

Why is that?

Because you're not that different from a Castro.

Ah, don't know about that.

See, it's not your place to judge, is it?

Are you sure about that?

Absolutely.

Because you believe in it?

Or because you're counting on it.

Father, this place is full of second chances.

Why, look at Charlie here.

Charlie, do you even remember what you did?

Charles was quite the military man back in the day.

Maybe you can appreciate that, Sergeant Gerard.

Turns out just following orders isn't a good enough excuse.

You know what?

This ends.

And it ends now.

Such a rush to meet your maker.

Are you sure it's him you'll see when it's all said and done? We know you

kill us.

We're good people.

Then you should have no problem facing your demons then.

I guess you demons have a lot of time to practice this, huh?

We invented it.

Foolishly overconfident

I'm a good person. You can't kill me.

You're right.

I can't kill you.

I can't torture you.

I mean, you don't need your arms to move.

You don't need your eyes.

I need my eyes. I need my eyes, please.

Don't, don't eat my eyes.

You don't need your eyes.

I do.

Franklin, Franklin, what are you doing here?

My job.

I protect the innocent.

Hmm.

Isn't it a little late for that?

Get back.

You got him.

Frankie, I got to go help your grandmother out for a few minutes.

Can you please walk your sister home from her dance class at 6?

Yeah, Mom, sure.

Yeah?

All right, I'm serious. I'm counting on you.

All right, I got it. Don't worry.

I don't have to.

All right.

Love you, baby.

I'll be back as fast as I can.

You want to protect people?

Then what happened that day Frankie?

Julie?

Who are you?

Frankie?

Where's Julie?

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

I've spent 100 ,000 years since my last confession.

Don't put it away.

Thank the Lord.

Oh, no. A knife?

I hear hammers work just as well.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

I fear I have done an egregious act against the Lord, one for which I feel I

never be forgiven.

Please.

Take a seat, son.

Tell me your sins.

And the Lord will forgive those who truly, truly repent.

My wife is cheating on me with my closest friend.

I am sorry, son. Sometimes life just... So I killed him.

I fucking killed him.

Went into work early and took a hammer and bashed in his fucking skull.

Father, do you think the Lord can still forgive me?

I don't want to go to hell.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so, so, so sorry.

I just felt so betrayed.

The Lord will forgive those who are truly, truly sorry and repent.

For that is what is written.

Thank you.

Thank you, Father. I am so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I just didn't want to go to hell.

Thank you, Father.

I thought he would turn himself in.

I thought he was truly sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I didn't realise.

I didn't realise I'd given him a green light to kill his entire

family.

Yet still to this day, you preach forgiveness, Father.

Forgiveness is not the same thing as a subject.

You and only you are responsible for your final destination.

Something on your mind, Stuart?

You should know, huh?

Isn't that what you demons do?

Amuse me.

I live for what you die for.

Something's weighing on your soul, Sergeant.

I could smell it all the way outside.

Yeah.

Well, I knew the deal when I came back here.

But you already know that.

You already know everything.

But do you?

How we doing on ammo?

Low. I'm low.

Want me to go get a top?

No, I got it.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't do it, kid.

Don't do it, kid. Jesus.

I had to make a choice.

Your men or the child?

I had to make a choice.

I know.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't do it, kid.

God.

No, don't do it.

Chose my brothers.

Lost so many.

But I'm still here.

I gotta live with that every single day.

So just do it.

Kill me.

Come on.

Rip my heart out. Send me straight to hell.

Do what you do.

What? You want me to do it for you? I can't.

You didn't do anything wrong.

You're not the one that killed that kid.

That sin is on whoever used him as a weapon.

Some things aren't sins even when you want them to be.

What are you doing?

I thought... I can't kill you, Sergeant.

And this is what you came for, right?

So do it.

I'm glad your conscience is exonerated, Gerard. But you're a hunter.

Didn't you come for a prize?

No. No?

That's not my sister in pieces over there?

I was just... You guys kill people. Yeah, bad people.

Is that any different than banishing any other kind of evil?

Oh, yeah.

That plague demon?

That's some dark shit.

Be glad it wasn't famine you touched.

You know, we're not that different, you and I.

We're both just sending things to hell where they belong.

Yeah, what about redemption?

There are some sins that are so heavy, nothing can stop the souls from sinking

to the depths of hell.

Nothing.

You think you can drive a busload of kids off a cliff and just be really

You know, Hitler begged God for forgiveness, too.

He's still in hell.

Yeah, but what about... He shows you the way.

He doesn't decide where you go.

Only you do.

Speaking of which, I hope your friends walked in here with that cleaner

conscience.

I blame myself for it every day.

It's all my fault.

I should've been there for her.

I'm so sorry, Julie.

So sorry.

Don't apologize to me.

I forget things all the time.

What happened to you was so awful.

Julie, there are some nice boys out back with Dee. I think they're looking at

our old trinkets.

I

took

care of Buns.

She doesn't know what happened that day, and I'd like to keep it that way.

Is she stuck here because of me?

She'll be fine.

She's free to wander the earth wherever she may want.

Though the young often do not understand what has happened.

She's okay.

It is hard for anyone that young to carry sin.

She is freer than most will ever be.

She will grow up in time, in a sense.

It will just take a lot longer, like a long dream.

Oh, Father Dupree, have you truly succumbed to hiding?

Or are you preparing to take my confession?

I didn't know.

I didn't know.

If I lived my whole life as a liar, if I blotted my eyes...

How does it feel?

Lord knows my soul.

Yeah, I know it hurts.

Does it feel like a dozen or more hammer blows?

About the head and the face?

Sorry.

See, it's not here right now.

It's just us girls.

Please.

Father, do breathe.

Don't get too comfortable.

That was just the first one.

You did murder five people.

And you're going to feel each one.

Sounds like someone's screaming.

Huh? Should we check it out? No, I didn't hear nothing.

What?

Oh.

Yeah, you know what that is. That sounds almost human, but those are coyotes.

They sound haunting, yipping.

You know, they do that cry.

That's all it is is some coyote. Sounds like a guy getting beat to death.

Is that a pimp cup?

Drink out of it.

It's a very sacred object.

Look at that.

Oh.

Wow.

Oh, look at these scrolls. These are old.

Oh, it was some job switching them out, let me tell you. Yeah?

Mm -hmm. Are these movie props?

I'm half expecting to find the Ark of the Covenant here.

No, that's in Nova Scotia.

Huh.

Wow. Look at this. I know. These are cool.

Look at this. Look it. Look it.

I'll be right back, gentlemen. I'll be right back, okay? Okay.

Yeah, there's a... I'll be right back.

Ow. Look at that.

It's cold. Let me see that.

Oh, there's another one.

conform you, Stuart.

But I'm not so easy to kill.

Unlike other people.

What

did

you do, Stuart?

What the fuck did you do? You fucking evil bitch.

What the fuck did you do?

You wouldn't stop.

I didn't do anything.

At least I don't think I did.

You wanted him to stop crying, huh?

I just wanted him to be quiet. That's why you wanted him to be quiet?

Are you sure?

How do you think your friends will fare?

You walked them right into the demon pit.

Never asked. There was darkness in their souls.

They're good people. They're helping humanity.

We're protecting humanity.

Can't you see?

Please. Please let me go. I have so many more people I want to help.

You can go.

Why? I just had to stall you for a little while.

Are you serious?

You want me to change my mind?

No. No.

Hey,

buddy.

What happened to you?

Looks like you got a pretty bad cut there.

Yeah. Let me take a look.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Keep away.

If he so much as puts a finger on you, you will starve.

You understand that?

No matter how much you eat, your skin will shrivel, your body will eat itself,

but you won't die.

You remain a crumbled mess of just flesh and dust until the next poor creature

comes along and makes the mistake of touching you.

Because then you'll get the caress of death. Now let's get out of here. Come

Come on.

Guess we're not conquering the demons.

I think in many ways we just did.

Where's Roshan?

Dupree?

Okay, come on. There he is. Hey, fellas.

Your boy needs some help here. He's gonna blow.

You okay?

What the hell, bro?

Is everybody okay?

Dupree's still missing.

Where is he?

What the hell is wrong with him? What did you do?

He just got a split -end headache.

He'll be fine.

He might need some counseling, though.

Maybe a few. Hail Mary.

Give him a minute, though.

He just died five times.

What? Why?

He didn't do anything bad to go to hell.

He just, you know, needed to learn an important lesson.

Yeah.

The pie.

It's enlightenment.

It's painful.

See? That probably saved his soul from running up here.

You good, Frankie?

He'll be fine.

Is everyone going to be fine?

Well, I hope you guys all like Chick -fil -A puzzles.

Still better than the time I was thrown from a tower and eaten by dogs.

I've been roaming for a very long time.

You still owe me for what I had to do to find all those pieces.

Pagan priests released famine onto my land.

And then they blamed me.

Accused me of witchcraft.

Talk about projection.

Unfortunately... History is written by men with their flaws and their

narratives.

You want help with that?

It's fine.

Not like you know what you're looking at anyway.

Yeah, that's true.

So, are we free to go?

You're not going to punish us more for... You meant well, unlike others who

tried.

Uh, gentlemen, I think you should take the lady's generous offer to go.

Stuart, you ready to go?

You can leave here now, Stuart.

Accidentally killing someone is not going to send you to hell.

It's whether or not you have the intent.

Look, what if it was done on purpose?

But it wasn't.

Well, let's just leave it at that.

Honestly, I'd have thrown her through the wall.

But I don't have a soul to worry about.

What demons possessed her? I mean, this whole journey started on me trying to

find out what kind of evil soul.

That wasn't a demon.

That was just her.

Don't worry.

That bitch is burning in hell.

There's no insanity defense in the afterlife.

Psychos know the difference between wrong and right. They just don't care.

Keep up the good work.

We'll hold it down here.

Why are all of you in one place at the same time?

You really want to know?

Better the devil you know, they say.

War is coming.

Well, war happens all the time. What do you mean?

No.

War. One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

He's coming for famine.

He's in the back room.

I hope you didn't touch him.

No, I didn't touch him. Did you?

You mean the four horsemen of the apocalypse?

Well, the method of transportation isn't the issue.

And I have to admit that the translation is a bit off, but yes.

Plague, famine, war, and death.

The death of everything.

But during your journey, if you should come across war, I beg you, please don't

engage.

Why not?

Because anyone who kills him...

He will take his body.

So you should leave that to the ladies.

That's a good idea.

Yeah.

You all right? Yeah.

Hey,

Stuart.

Yeah.

We'll catch you next time.

That sure was fun. I know.

And Julie was so sweet.

She was.

Hey, fellas.

You need a lift?

Might be a little tight, but I think we can fit you in the back.

Boy, if you go a mile up the road, you'll see a sheriff's station.

Officer Dan will escort you safely out of the area.

Okay. Thank you.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Okay.

So what's their deal?

They're human. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

I'm not disappointed. It's just I'm... Just as there are sinners, there are

saints.

So the Mormons got it right?

Organized religion has nothing to do with it. I swear you people make things

more complicated than it needs to be.

Just remember the golden rule.

Wait. So it's really that simple?

Just do it to others?

Yes, it's really that simple.

Don't do anything to someone you wouldn't want done to yourself.

You know, I get so many questions.

No.

Every time we try to explain things to you, you screw it up.

I believe you'd like to return that.

She's okay.

I pulled a favor for my brother.

You're lucky I'm his favorite.

He wants to know how the hell you planted that jumping cholla bush.

Well, it wasn't easy, but that was the point, right?

Just don't tell the Catholic seniorita that Satan dropped off her little girl.

She thinks he was a friendly stranger.

They always do.

And for what it's worth, you did the right thing.

The last time it got out, it killed a third of the world.

It came at a cost, though. I had to offer it a... more appetizing host.

We'll deal with that later.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Now go. Be good.

I'd hate to see you back here.

What was that?

Well, we got a stop to make.

I need to talk to my mother.

We all got a lot to talk about, brother.

Papa Boa.

Poga what?

The ass raping demon from Zanzibar.

It's real.

I was only joking about it. No, it's real.

No, it's not real. You've got to be kidding me.

I'm never going to Zanzibar. Ever.

Only you. How long have you been looking at that shit?

That today, Satan.

That today.

It's a good thing Franklin didn't try to pick him up.

He would never sit in his bike. See the size of him.

Actually, that was war.

That was war.

He's come and get us all.