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Gentlemen, for years, your country, Pakistan, has been lacking the necessary

tools to make this land a leader in global technologies.

Now, I'm not talking about grenades or chemical warfare or nuclear power or any

of those other silly, useless things.

I know you guys can get that on any street corner around here.

No, we all know what really makes the world go round.

What even can put a smile on a camel's face? And that, my friends...

is a great orgasm i mean if you can't keep mrs wright happy how are you going

keep the troops happy here at farf technologies we specialize in satisfying

woman that you can't behold our latest inventions in sexology

please watch in wonderment while i demonstrate the vibranium 9000 this

baby can slice straight through titanium steel

That's okay, hold your applause.

There's much more to come.

Secondly, I'd like to show you the hark diaphragm, guaranteed to keep out even

the peskiest sperm.

Please watch.

See? It didn't even phase it.

With that puppy in, you're never going to have to worry about the morning

Finally, I'd like to share with you one of my best inventions.

Anal beads.

So hot, they're guaranteed to keep your lover's butt warm, probably until your

oil reserves run dry.

Now, some people say that we don't need all these sex toys, that we should just

learn to be good lovers.

Well, I say, why go to all that trouble when you can just press a button?

I think that this deserves a toast.

Here's to peace.

A bath.

ha ha ha ha ha

Dammit, you probably won't...

Okay, Jimmy, do you understand why the dime is worth more than the nickel?

With all due respect, Horny Fark, I still don't understand.

I mean, I'm confused, okay? Look, I haven't been in this much of a

since high school football.

This is twice as big as the dime. The nickel...

It's bigger, it's thicker, it weighs more, there's more silver in it. It has

be worth more. It's just gotta.

Okay, just because the nickel's bigger, it doesn't mean it's worth more than a

dime. Size doesn't always matter.

Well, look, you know what?

Let's talk about it later. We're running a little late. We have to get to that

awards ceremony.

We don't want to be late for that.

Why do you want to go to the awards show when we could just celebrate right

here?

What do you think?

You serious?

Yeah.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. We are here live at the Peon Body Award Show to

honor young, historic sexologist inventor Horny Fark.

At the tender age of 19, wonderkind Fark invented the blow your meter, the first

machine to perfectly replicate fellatio. U .S. President Andrew Thompson called

it a revolution in sex technology, and it cured... serious relationships and

monogamy. Two years later, Horny Fark founded Fark Technologies and since has

had essentially monopolized the entire sex toy industry.

This is what Fark Vice President OBGYN Stane had to say.

Well, you know, Fark has come up with some great ideas. I don't know what I

would have done without her, but I've come up with some great ideas as well,

such as the flaccid dildo, the five -foot bama ball.

and the edible underwear that tastes like America's favorite vegetables, such

broccoli, spinach, and radish.

Well, did any of those ideas sell?

Well, no, but they will. I mean, who in America wouldn't want a five -foot

Venmo ball?

Well, everyone, I know we all know what we're here for.

The Peon Body Award to Horny Fark, who's invented the turbo butt plug that can

expand and spin depending on one's mood and political orientation.

Without further ado, Horny Fark!

And Horny Fark!

Where is she?

Come on, Lucky Number Five.

You ain't going to beat that, buddy. Sorry.

Bad news. Shit.

You want to go again?

Well, I ain't got no more change.

What the fuck?

Well, I got cans.

I come out here every day and you got jack shit. Listen, I already took my

recyclables out. Why don't you go turn that in and get five cents?

Oh, my God. You're

Chesty Everhard, the dame from the TV.

Yeah.

Would you like an autograph?

I would. Sign my face.

Oh, okay.

I've made a heart over top of my eye. It's so cute. I appreciate it.

It's going to look great on my corpse when I'm dead. Oh, well, check me out on

Sunday. Oh, I will. I will. Once I get a TV.

Miss Park, can you please tell me how you feel about people criticizing park

industries for taking the humanity out of sex?

Oh, God, the press.

Princeton, right?

Jersey City Community College, actually, and quite proud of my associate's

degree.

Well, why don't we go over to your apartment so I can check out your

Well, why don't you tell America why their penises are being replaced by

plastic?

You know, Chesty, I think we should take a little trip back to my mansion.

You can invite some of your friends.

Because my face eats, too.

Hmm.

Come to me.

I've saved your life. That's what I've done. What are you talking about?

You were hit with an incredible amount of bullets, which were lodged in your

heart.

I built this powerful electromagnet to help magnetize and draw the shrapnel

from your body.

But my heart's here, not down here.

What?

Oh.

Right, um, I'm sorry.

Who are you? My name is Pitson.

I'm a hostage such as yourself.

They captured me to help save your life.

Well, you're a doctor, right?

Yes.

A cardiologist?

Actually, I'm a podiatrist.

A podiatrist?

That's a foot doctor.

I know what a podiatrist is. I specialize in feet.

That's great.

You know, while I was repairing your heart, I removed a few corns from your

ankle. Oh, I really appreciate that. Thanks. But, you know, not everybody can

a cardiologist.

I guess not.

It takes a real eye to master feet.

I hope all of this stuff in here can accommodate you, Mrs.

Fart.

Um, well, I'm actually Mrs.

Horny Fark. I think you might have the wrong person.

Okay, Miss Horny Fart.

The fart that blows out your asshole.

No, it's Horny Fark.

Horny Fark. I got it.

You can just call me Horny, that's fine. Horny.

What's your name? Excuse me? I happen to be... Mr. Abu -Boo.

Yeah. Abu -Boo.

Mr. Abu -Boo.

That's what I said.

Mr. Abu -Boo. Okay, okay, okay.

You didn't pause when you said Abu.

Oh, like Abu -Boo. Yeah.

Yeah, so is shit.

Well, I don't understand what you want with me, Mr. Abu -Boo.

We are from the PCTN.

You ever heard of us?

No. Of course not. Because we are.

The PCTN.

Political Correct Terrorist Network. Our organization is to terrorize without

offending. How can you be terrorists without offending people?

Have you ever watched an action movie where terrorists are portrayed with no

agenda? From a country nobody has nobody never heard of. With religious and

racial backgrounds that have kept a mystery?

Oh, okay.

That's us.

That's you guys?

Absolutely. I never knew who those people were.

But I don't know what that has to do with me.

We want you to make us a large atomic sex doll.

A big one. An atomic sex doll?

Absolutely a big one.

As a matter of fact, I think I want an inflatable sheep.

An inflatable sheep with lots of hair. What the hell are you going to do with

inflatable sheep? I don't build farm animals for you. Uh -oh, stoke it, stoke

it. Get it, get it.

Just because you see them grinding, winding, humping, dumping, and stomping,

we're not going to rape you.

We just need that sex doll made in 24 hours.

There's nothing here but boxes. 24 hours.

Look around.

Put it together.

There's boxes and crap here. I need my laboratory and my equipment.

We are going to give you 24 hours.

We got a lot of humping and grinding to do.

And that's exactly what we want.

Sheep man, stroke it one more time.

Gentlemen, let's exit. We'll be back in 24 hours.

What are we going to do?

We're going to build an escape.

Somehow we've got to get out of here. I've just got to figure out how.

Oh, be careful.

That's the ring.

Put it down here.

I have to work on it.

Be careful. Be careful. Okay, I will. I will. That's the ring. Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay, I think we got it.

There it is.

What is it? It's perfect.

What? What is it?

Yeah, what is it?

Oh, it's a cock ring for my boyfriend.

It's not important.

Anyway, back to work.

Okay.

Okay.

Position the penis pump.

And keep pumping until the meter hits red. Then when I say release, release

penis pump, okay?

Okay.

I think I should go and try to slow them down.

No, keep pumping.

Why? Because it feels great.

Oh, I think I hear them at the door.

Quick, keep pumping.

Keep pumping.

All I wanted was the sheep.

Oh my goodness, I thought we'd never get out of there.

I didn't either. That was a great job, Pissy. Great job. High five.

Remember this moment, horny bark.

You're a free woman.

Don't waste it.

Boink every attractive man and woman that you see. Once you get back in

it's safe, okay?

I will.

I will, Susan.

I'm going to boink every man I meet.

Hey, Jordis, I need some ice over here. My crotch is killing me.

Hello, I'm home.

Private parts.

Hey, Morty Park.

Oh, yeah, nice time to show up.

Please, don't even touch me. How are you?

Um, I guess you forgot to pick me up at the airport.

Oh, you didn't get those messages. I left you two messages.

Oh, I checked my messages. There were no messages.

Come on, I sent a private over for you.

Yeah, that's why I had to take a cab back from the airport.

Yeah, let's relax. Let me get you some drinks or something, and we'll have a

nice dinner, forget about everything, okay? At least you're here. That's the

main thing, you're here.

Um, hello. I thought you were a pilot. Keep your eyes on the sky. I'm over

Oh, the operation.

Let me see the muff.

I'm not going to show you my muff. Apparently you've seen too much muff

nowadays.

After a month of capture and inadequate third world transportation, Horny Fark

has returned to the United States for a press conference.

I guess that's why she never called me.

You know,

I bet they have cell phone signals over there.

You just have to text to the girl and leave.

Hello, everyone. Thank you so much for coming. I missed you all.

Miss Park, there's a rumor you were injured in your woo -woo at Pakistan.

Could you elaborate?

And are there pictures?

Well, it is true. I was injured in my woo -woo, but I'd rather not talk about

that. Miss Park,

what do you have to say about the lawsuits involving your sex toys?

What lawsuits?

You mean you haven't heard about your latest product, the Cactus Dildo,

manufactured by your Vice President, Stain?

Oh, God.

Well... I'll address that, but please don't sell your shares.

What I'd really like to say is something that's near and dear to my heart.

While I was in captivity, I had an epiphany.

I saw what my sex toys in the wrong hands could do to lonely, lonely men on

planet. And I've come to the realization that sex is something between two

people, not between one person and a piece of plastic, rubber, leather, or

refried beans.

between two people.

Or six people, if you're lucky.

But it's an interpersonal activity between humans.

And not plastic. And not sheep.

From here on in, fart industries will only create sex toys for people who have

shared, consensual sexual experience.

Any type of masturbatory devices will be destroyed.

Does this mean I can't masturbate with my fart cream anymore?

Yeah, and what about the ass? I'm an ass man. Is that considered masturbation?

Um, your ass is your own business, dear.

I will not take any further questions.

Goddamn tree huggers.

I know you guys don't believe in chemicals, but try using some soap.

Dildo devil!

We got another winner, boys.

Get ready to produce 15 ,000 of these puppies. We're going to need them next

week for the baseball game.

Cancel that order, boys.

No, absolutely not. No square dildos.

Why? It's a great idea.

It's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

Well, actually, it's probably the least dumb of your dumb ideas, but it's still

dumb.

But... We could make a shitload of money on this with, you know, the women that

have square vaginas.

I don't have a square vagina, and I've got to test all these things out.

Some women do.

I can't worry about women that have square vaginas. I've got protesters

and this is private property. I don't know what's going on around here.

Protesters? That's what that was?

I thought it was a fish reunion tour.

What is this I hear about a cactus dildo? Are you trying to bankrupt us?

No, the cactus dildo was a great idea.

I mean...

Sure, there's been a couple of complaints, but I really enjoy it. It

feel all tingly. You should try it.

Listen, I just came back from a press conference. We're stopping all

of sex toys. No more dildos, only strap -ons.

Everything has to be interactive.

But what about my flammable vagina lubricant?

No, absolutely not.

And I need all the paperwork for everything that's been going on here

been captured.

Fine. Get naked and I'll fill you in.

Listen,

we're gonna take over this. Fuck that.

We're going to take over the shit. We stand firm, okay? That's what we're

to do.

Scram, losers.

Beat it.

You fucked up again, boo -boo boy. Oh, give me a break.

I had a long day.

Listen, we try to keep Fart in handcuffs. She just got away.

You know what?

I should have went with my first idea, hiring those Lounge Lizard Liberation

League. Those guys know what they're doing.

Hostages beg for mercy.

Listen, relax.

I got some good news, okay?

Now, we done found out Fark's new sex invention.

What the fuck is this? There's not even a place to put your dick. Listen,

me and the guys been working on it. We've been practicing, okay?

Some of them put their dick there.

I put my dick right here. Bang! Bust that thing out.

We never cross swords, though, okay? So, so, just understand that.

The only one who really gets off is Timothy, and we know he's a little

Boom!

I want a refund.

We bent the money.

We bent it.

Hey, sister, what's the problem? You are Fark's partner. All you got to do is

sit back and collect the money.

I only own 10 % of the company, and I can't come up with a good invention.

She gets all the money. All you had to do was keep her locked up. Keep making

her make those sex toys.

I take the idea.

I sell them around the world.

Billionaires.

Billionaires. But no.

You had to fuck up.

So now, the only thing really I have going for me is becoming a rodeo clown.

Did you say clown?

I like clowns. Shut up.

Listen, hear me out, okay? Just hear me out. All we have to do, okay?

How do you like that? It's a

failed invention of mine. That is not nice.

It's a sonic vibrator.

It's not going to kill you, but you're going to be in pain for a month.

Stop!

You put that there.

That's not what you put there.

Hello, Horny Park Industries speaking. This is Bumper Boobs. How can I help

No, our 24 -inch penile implant has been discontinued. Sorry.

Boobs at Horny's office. How can I help you?

Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry. We no longer make the self -lubricating love glove.

You're going to have to go it dry.

Thanks.

Hello, Rooney Fargo office. How can I help you?

Come on, Boobs. We've got work to do.

Come on, Boobs. Don't be scared.

Go ahead and shoot my ass. I got buns of steel.

Yeah!

My laser titties will melt every evil masturbation toy.

One stick of butter, demolished.

Yep. I think we should rub this on my ass later.

Okay.

Okay, bumper boob. I need you to insert the thermometer in my ass, and hopefully

the... Okay.

Okay? All right.

That was sleazy.

Oh, you got it on the first shot. You want to hear it again? Yeah. That was

sleazy. Oh, how cute.

Oh, God. All this experimentation is making me tired. I think we need to take

break. Let's go take a break. There's that bar around the corner.

That's a good idea.

Yeah. Maybe I should change.

Are those space pants?

Oh, why?

Because your ass is out of this world.

Time for a little payback for those Pakistanian horndogs.

Oh, shit.

That's a flying hooker.

Oh, shit.

That sure is a flying piece of pussy on a hook.

We got to get the planes and the tank.

We got to take her down.

Hey, Bobby, what's up, man?

Hey, Jimmy, what's doing?

Well,

I heard that Chesty Everhart's in the building.

Oh, indeed she is.

Super smokin' hot.

Super smokin' hot.

Yeah, she's interviewing Dina, the CFO, chief fuckin' officer in the other room.

Shit, she should be interviewing me. Yeah, we should probably get in on that.

Hey, I thought Honey Fox stopped making those self -releasing masturbation

machines. This isn't no sex toy.

You don't put your dick in it. You put your mouth in it. This is a

device. You know, you're talking a little a -hole, and your buddy can hear

thousands of miles away.

Check it out.

Test, one, two, three.

Test, one, two, three. Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me now?

Pretty cool, huh?

I got something on my face.

Gone?

That good?

I gotta see Chesty Everhart.

Okay.

Holy G .I. Jane.

Now that is one tough ho!

You betcha.

Say hello to my little friends.

Let's blow that bitch! We'll blast the bitch.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, you fuck. Ho, ho, ho, ho, you'll die.

Let's get the hell out of here!

God damn it! What the... asshole that left a penis pump on the goddamn floor.

I'm sorry, boss. That was me. You baby -filled dick motherfucker.

I was feeling insecure.

Oh, shit!

Eat

my

muff, you ho -

And you should really start dating people.

Besides your right hand.

Not so fast, Horny Fark.

What? I'm not Horny Fark. I'm Iron Babe.

Who are you?

I'm... Paper Girl.

Prepare to feel the wrath of my paper death ray.

from that iron, babe.

Oh, yeah? Well, take this.

Why? Why, OB -GYN Saint? Why did you do this to me? You're my right -hand girl.

I have no friends.

And I suck at my job.

I don't understand.

Well, you're right. I mean, your inventions really suck.

Not that many people like you either. I hate to tell you that, but I guess you

already know.

You know what, Shane?

You're fired.

Hello, America, this is Chesty Everhart speaking to you once again. I'm bringing

you the latest in a sex current event.

Horny Fark has announced an emergency press conference.

When Fark talks, the world listens.

Maybe this is about her returning my underwear.

Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I'm here today to announce that OBGYN Stain

is no longer with the company.

I have fired her due to her lack of vision, commitment, and, of course,

competence.

But she will be replaced with Bafo the Clown, who has had many years'

in hand -released science.

We all know Bafo's invention of the spankatron was a cornerstone in sex

technology.

Does this mean with the hiring of Boppo the Clown that FARC is returning the

self -release inventory?

We all missed the double drill assinator.

When are those coming back in stock? I need one for this weekend, in case

is interested.

The assinator, the liquefying liquor, and the gargantuan groper, and many

sex toys will return to production.

After many days, I have realized that we all need solo release.

I once said that plastic could replace the penis.

And I was wrong.

But it can't keep the blues away for a couple of hours.

I will continue to produce the finest in sex toy technology.

But I will do so with my morals firmly in sight.

Now, I know that there have been some rumors that I'm some sort of superhero,

Iron Babe.

Well, it's true.

I am Iron Babe.

Excuse me, Ms. Fark, but who is Iron Babe?

Well, forget it. Never mind. I was just thinking out loud.

Anywho, who wants to know about the rectum cheese grill?

The

revengers.

The world needed to be saved.

Crime. Natural disaster.

Alien invasion.

Latex allergies.

Don't get me started.

It dawned on me that I needed to bring together a group of unique individuals.

Turned out they were uniquely fucked up, but unique nonetheless.

Iron Babe.

Not only a fierce advocate for capitalism and industry, but the world's

inventor of hypoallergenic sex toys.

The Mighty Boar.

A mysterious extraterrestrial from the mythic planet of Asgard.

Not to mention the biggest cocktease inside of Milky Way.

Trust me.

Bruce Boner, otherwise known as the Abominable Herc.

His unbridled passion for beauty and romance, i .e. always thinking with his

schlong, without the monster inside of him.

But would it be on our side?

Could I screw a big purple chick?

Could you?

And last but not least, my protege, Captain Amorica, fighter for truth,

and recyclable condoms.

My girl, Tam, she's fine.

Look at that.

Oh, sorry. Fell on me, Dick Furry, to bring this unlikely group of soldiers

together to fight evil, restore order, continue the fine tradition of supplying

gratuitous boob shots to the home video market. You're welcome.

For Avengers.

For Symbol.

For Symbol. Just made that up.

That's good. That's how we do. Get ready, boys and girls. It's going to be

ride. Well, boys.

Ain't no girls watching this.

This is why I don't go drug shopping at the Ren Faire.

God finally after ten long years. I got my porn. I got my porn magazines right

here.

Oh And now to make history

Oh, God! It's working in reverse!

It's depressurized!

My cock is going inside out!

Herc, horny!

Star don't have Herc bra size.

Herc triple D.

Too small.

Smash.

Give me broad.

Head shoppers, we will now be closing up the mall early.

Maintenance, please clean up purple poop on aisle five.

Thank you. Have a good day.

I can't. I'm sorry.

I'm just waiting for my wife.

Obviously, that's a factor in why I can't buy you a drink.

Just sitting here minding my own business, and if it wasn't for my

status, I'd be happy to buy you a drink, but... I can understand

why you didn't... I didn't make myself clear.

I'm waiting for my wife.

If I wasn't, I'd be happy to buy you a drink.

It's not that I'm not into purple women.

Purple women are great.

I'm sure I have a couple of purple friends who haven't informed me that

purple. But if they did, they would be okay.

And on top of that, you have great tits.

Perky Me Day.

Oh purple, oh my god.

Sugar, stop complaining, would you just sit still?

Why don't you just cool down?

Now transform... into... Escaping... Recoiler...

Oh, my

God. I feel so weak.

I haven't felt this strain since the last... Comic Con.

Well, I think...

Probably get home and masturbate.

Daddy, Borg's throwing lightning bolts at the Earthlings again.

Leave her alone, child. She's just having a little fun with the Earthlings.

Why do you love Borg more than you love me?

There we go again, Borg.

Daddy's a lost girl.

Want to see a card trick?

Oh, God.

Daddy, have you ever noticed how you're hungry and then you eat and you're not

hungry anymore?

Oh, boy, that's a brilliant observation.

Observations are the best.

Boy, you do know that you're holding the hammer upside down, right?

So what? It looks cute this way. Leave your sister alone. Mind your business.

Boy, I've got a brilliant idea.

Why don't you head down to the Earth and see all the destruction you've wrought

and maybe...

Have a spa day. Buy yourself something nice.

Awesome. Yes, you deserve it. Daddy, can I go to Earth, too?

No, you can go to your room.

Come, child. I'll give you some gold anals, and you can wash them off, and

trade them in on Earth for whatever they're using for money.

You think that's funny, boar?

Wait until you see your boyfriend's face when I sit on it.

God, my cock and balls!

So what are you in for?

You wouldn't believe me even if I told you.

Like a guess.

Okay.

You got struck in the crotch with a bolt of lightning.

Whoa!

That's amazing!

What are you in for?

You got the gout.

Nobody does have amazing superpowers. And so do you.

I don't have a superpower.

I feel like I just ran 100 miles using only my crotch. I definitely don't have

any superpowers.

Well, you may not be aware of it right now, but Bruce is aware of it, aren't

you, Bruce?

I don't know what he's talking about.

Well, you may not know it now, but you two kids are special.

And I don't mean short bus special. I mean special.

Yeah, believe it or not, we actually need your...

superpowers um just in the hypothetical event that some crazy robots get all

sexual all up in the city and they're like on like on buildings and stuff and

like getting all nasty and naked i mean hypothetically speaking because i mean

this is like really far -fetched i totally never happened and of course if

did i would never be involved because i would never have made these robots

commission these robots i really have nothing to do with it or know anything

about it but you know just in the case that this does happen i just want you

guys to know we need your help okay

Wait, so hypothetical robots that might take over the city?

You would never do that.

Okay, okay.

Yes, hypothetically speaking, if robots were ever to overcome the city that you

had nothing to do with, we would need your unique abilities to help us

the Scourge.

So what do you say?

Are you in?

I'm in. It would be my honor to do my duty.

She said duty. I heard the girl up.

Bruce? I don't know.

I have research papers to write.

Experiments.

Jack my dick.

I mean, science.

Okay. Let's say I sweeten the pot a little bit and get you out of those

this afternoon.

I don't know.

I'm getting pretty used to this pissing and shitting myself thing. It's really

nice. I understand.

How about I just get you a fresh change of diapers right away?

Now you're talking.

All right. Morning, I'm going to get the paperwork started.

Change his diaper. Okay.

Wait, what?

Mama.

Ladies and

gentlemen, thank you so much for coming.

Yes, the future is what we make it, and who doesn't want to envision a future

that isn't exciting and pleasurable and robotic?

Who hasn't been looking for the perfect servant to cater to our every need and

our every desire?

Mankind and womankind have been looking for the perfect sexual experience for

centuries with little to no success, wasting their time on sex toys and

encounters.

Well, now everyone can have the perfect sexual experience time and time again

with a robot that has the faith of what years of research has concluded is the

ideal faith of human beauty.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the full sensory sexual experience of the

future. The SexBot. Are you single? Are you single?

I swear I don't have an STD. I swear I don't have an STD. I swear I don't have

an STD.

I thought we were here to see solar panels.

What is this? Fuck that. I want to see those sex bots.

You don't have to respect me in the morning.

You don't have to respect me in the morning. You don't have to respect me in

morning.

These are the entry -level sex bots, which will do the job quite nicely for

everyone. But for those with more of an insatiable desire, we have the top -of

-the -line model, Baldtron.

If I put the coin, what's my chance of a beating head?

If you didn't remember my seconds, you'd be an hour.

You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see.

Great rains!

What time do they open?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I won't leave Cat Fair afterwards.

I won't leave Cat Fair afterwards.

I won't need cats there afterwards.

What is that?

I don't know.

Let's see.

We don't have to talk after work. We don't have to talk after work. We don't

have to talk after work. I will cook and clean if you take me home.

I need a cigarette.

I need to jerk her up.

Now at a time like this?

Who's got the lotion?

Right.

This is too stressful.

I need to get laid.

I'm outta here.

Stephanie?

We need to talk.

Hey, Dixbury, what's up?

Some would say that your teammate's ego has gone to her head and that Iron Babe

is no longer interested in the superhero business.

Still others would say that she's not using her powers to defeat the foes that

are crippling the city, but instead using them to merchandise her image.

What?

Why would they say that?

Is that an Iron Babe sports bar?

Yes.

Are you wearing Iron Babe?

Sunglasses? Yeah.

And Iron Babe underwear?

Yeah. Really?

That's all I'm seeing. That would be completely unprofessional.

Much in the way that Iron Babe's handling this plague of robots, or shall

not handling this plague of robots.

She's got to get out from behind the merchandise encounter and back into the

fight. You're right.

We need to get her back in action.

Exactly.

Are you aware that there's an army of robots that are humping the people of

city with their face?

Oh, my God. They ripped her face off?

No, I didn't say that. When did I say that?

But I just saw her and her face was on the front of her head.

No, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen. Let me explain. You see, there's this army

of robots, okay? Okay.

All right, and they were designed... Okay. ...to look like Iron Baby.

Yes. And they have her face.

No, listen, it's not her real face. It's her likeness. It's a copy of her face.

Really? Yes, yes.

Why didn't you just say that?

This is why I'm not mad.

Anyway, this army of robots is humping the people of the city. Dry humping

That sounds bad.

Yeah, it's pretty bad. It really burns after a while, from what I understand.

What are we going to do about it?

I had a plan.

I

like

to swallow. I like to swallow.

I like to swallow.

I like to swallow. I like to swallow. I like to swallow.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy,

yummy, yummy.

I just want to be loved. I just want to be loved.

I just want to be loved.

I just want to be loved.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, that didn't go too well.

Oh, well, I think we should just delete the evidence.

So, this is where you've been hiding out while the rest of the city is slowly

being dry humped to death.

How's that my problem?

Uh, they're your robots. You created them. Duh.

Well, don't be silly. I've got more important things to do than worry about

people who aren't me.

Yeah. Well, whether you want to deal with this or not, very shortly that

going to become a very big problem for you.

Oh, yeah? How's that?

Think about it.

You programmed that robot to be like you in every aspect.

Every aspect.

That means it's one incredibly narcissistic douchebag.

You created the robot as an ideal version of beauty.

And when it finds out there's another ideal version of beauty just like it,

Bolstron's going to want to destroy you.

That's so douchey.

Oh, my God, you're right.

We have to stop me. I mean her. I mean it. Bolstron. I mean, yeah, that robot

thingy. All right, great. Glad to see you're finally on board, douchebag.

Putting together a team of superheroes.

Why don't you grab your coat, come with me downtown, check out a few leads.

Okay, Dick Furry, let's go.

Okay, you first.

I would never cheat on you.

I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat

you.

These sex bots are causing a lot of problems.

Yeah, they're ray guns.

They're making everybody horny.

People have insects everywhere all over the city.

Yeah.

Everyone but us.

Yeah.

Wait, I think I see a couple fucking.

Look over here. Look at this. Over here too, man.

Look over here.

Hey, guys.

Don't you think we should call in the army to put a stop to all these orgies?

Shut up!

I'd like to introduce you to your new lab assistant, the Black Widower.

Come on, peas!

Don't fail me now!

Okay, I'll leave you two alone.

No, Nick!

Were you very slowly going? You'll be all right, kid. No!

Hi. Pleasure's all yours. Mine!

Pleasure's all mine. Right.

So, should I help you get started with something? No!

I mean, yes.

Can you hand me those metal alloys over there?

Okay.

Before you do that, go to the freezer, get me a bag of frozen carrots.

Sure.

Sorry, wrong floor.

Jane, prepare for takeoff.

What are you guys doing? No, no, no.

You just told us to take off. No, no. The building. We're taking off with the

building.

It's nice and everything. Oh, okay.

Yeah. All right. You guys set? All right, let's do this.

Wait a minute.

Do you really think having the whole building listening to the air in broad

daylight is the best way to keep our secret headquarters a secret?

Huh.

I never really thought about it.

Well, what's done is done, so what are you going to do?

Put the rock on the lake.

What was that?

I don't know. All right, babe, go check it out. Okay.

Do you want me to go? No, no, you can hide. Okay, cool.

Yeah, cool.

What's up? Good ride so far, right? Yes, I mean, it's good. It's a little bumpy

at first.

Yeah, but it's all right.

We're going.

Yeah, awesome.

Let me just check something out for a minute. Prepare for takeoff.

What? We're already in the air. Oh, never mind. Okay.

All right.

Weird.

My butt, my culo.

Ooh, what a nice place to go shopping at.

Who are you? How did you get here?

I'm Mighty Boar, and you?

Well, I'm Iron Babe, but... Do you have any nice boots, Heidi?

They will go with my outfit.

Boots? Well, why would you be able to... What about any two hats?

Uh, uh... Well, you know you're on top of a flying building, right?

Oh.

But if you really want some boots and hats, I'm sure we could find some. Why

don't you come with me?

Okay.

So, from around here?

So, you from around here?

So, from around here?

Yeah. Dixbury, look what I found on the roof.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm Mighty Thor, and I came down from planet Venus.

I saw your store and I said, well, let me go in and buy a couple of cute

and maybe some sexy boots.

Yeah. You saw our store. Yeah.

Didn't it strike you odd that our store was traveling through the air at 6 ,000

miles an hour and 30 ,000 feet?

Well, I'm not going around here.

Is that too fast for a shopping store?

So, do you have any super abilities, super powers, stuff like that?

You mean besides the ability to fly through outer space without a spacesuit

spaceship? And survivory entry?

Hey, did somebody say rear entry?

Oh, get out of here, you hound.

Yeah,

shit like that. Have any superpowers?

Well,

sure. I have this big hair.

Kid, you're in.

Hey,

Bruce. Check out my bath.

Do you see all my fun knobs?

Oh, yeah. You can work those knobs.

Oh, my goodness. My top just slipped down. Oh, God.

Wow, Bruce, you have such a hot joystick.

Do you like that? Oh, yeah.

No, don't stop.

You got to work the joystick now.

Maybe you want to go back to the knobs for a little.

No, no, the knobs.

These knobs? Oh, yeah, those, yeah, those knobs. These knobs?

Yes, especially those, yeah.

These? No, no, no, the other, yes, those knobs. That's right, yeah.

And then maybe now you want to go back to the thing there, whatever the hell

that is. Your hot joystick?

Oh, yeah, that's what it is. It's the hot joystick.

Oh, God.

You know, you can work the joystick and the knobs.

Like this? Oh, yeah, that's science.

Oh, God.

They're work. They're work.

Just whatever you do, don't work on Joystick Masters.

Oh, God!

Look! Look! I can feel it!

I'm just more mad!

Oh, my God!

Oh, God!

I'm gonna shoot my own... Goodbye!

That's not good.

Those are nice glasses.

Thanks. Thank you. Yeah, I just got these recently.

They're really nice. They go with the whole thing. I like your glasses.

Okay.

Everybody's safe. Jesus, guys.

Great. Okay.

Oh, God, I missed my tits.

Bruce, what the hell happened?

It's not my fault. She played with my knobs.

Oh, really? Come on.

Stop yelling at me. I just painted the furry room. You all look so hot in your

superhero outfits. You're going to make me horny.

And you wouldn't like me when I'm horny. Oh, my God. No girl wants to see you

when you're horny. Here.

Take this. Are you okay? Yeah, that was awful.

All right.

Transportation now.

Oh, here. Thank you.

Yes, black and white. I need a pickup.

Southwest corner of some fucking field somewhere.

I need directions to your heart. I need directions to your heart.

Holy shit!

People are still fucking.

Yeah, still fucking.

Hey, give me a binocular.

Hey, there's another couple fucking over there.

Uh,

anybody have any gel?

No, no, no, not that. Just for my hair, you hoid balls.

Hey, guys, shouldn't we call... Shut up!

7 November, go.

Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug.

Hug. Hug.

Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug.

Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. If beauty were measured by seconds, beauty

hour. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. I like sex.

I like sex. I like sex.

I like sex.

Crotch protectors on.

Revengers, let's do this.

Go!

I like sex.

I like sex.

I like sex.

I like sex.

I like sex.

Forget the humans.

Destroy the Revengers.

Believe I am made for me.

Suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me. Lock me,

lock me, lock me, lock me, lock me, lock me, lock me.

Hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me.

Punch him in the balls. Okay.

Oh,

let's kick him where it counts. Really? Okay, okay.

Punch him. Yeah, let's do the punching.

Punch, punch, punch, punch. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

Kiss, kiss, kiss.

Well, let's get to smashing.

I swear I don't have an STD. I swear I don't have an STD. I swear I don't have

an STD.

You don't have to respect me in the morning.

You don't have to respect me in the morning. You don't have to respect me in

morning. You don't have to respect me in the morning. I won't leave tap there

afterwards. I won't leave tap there afterwards.

I won't leave tap there.

We don't have to talk afterwards. We don't have to talk afterwards.

We don't have to talk afterwards.

I will cook and clean if you take me home.

Why don't you come up and never see me

sometime?

I

just

want to be loved.

That was awesome.

You go, girl.

On a good day's work.

Totally. I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat on you. I would never

cheat on you.

Whoa, that's 20 bucks, dear.

Can't you just charge it to my father, the OBGYN of planet Venus?

I don't get an allowance like my brat sister, the mighty whore.

I mean, boar. Well, she is a whore.

An attention whore.

Hey, that's 20 bucks.

You want to see a trick?

Show me your tits.

I have come here to planet Earth to wreak havoc and cause destruction.

Everybody's going to bow down to my mercy.

Fine. Here are my tits.

to do a magic trick somebody gets a number one through ten and i will figure

out

the robots one at a time.

Okay, this is what we have to do. We have to stop Baldron because he controls

all the robots. If we can stop Baldron, then we'll stop them all.

It was nice working with you guys.

It's so good looking.

Great rain.

What time do they open?

I lost my phone number.

Dangerous robot, I have come to offer you my services.

I want to help you rule this city.

I didn't order a tall girl.

By the way, that dress is so last year.

But I am an indestructible goddess, and I have magical powers.

Pick a card.

Magic? Magic.

I and my robots will help the city dry and we'll crush Iron Maiden like tramp

ventures.

crush those guys too.

My sister's part of that group and she's such an asshole.

I want to help you crush them.

Like whatever.

Wait, dangerous robot.

I want to help you run this city.

Yeah, well.

Okay, great. Let's do that.

Okay,

bus fucker. Do your worst.

Why would I want to do my worst?

Shouldn't I do my best?

See, I told you she was an asshole.

Ooh, time for some lovin' and huggin'.

Let's

do it, missionary.

Please don't touch my hair.

I hope you're wearing protection.

Can you hurry up?

Okay, wait. Not there. Yeah, okay, there.

Alright, yeah, there. Yeah, alright.

You just hurry up and come. Wait, don't come.

It's gonna take more than that to get me off.

Oh, look!

Now we're gonna have to go help those people.

Eh, they'll be fine. Our main concerns are the sex boss and our new enemy. The

mighty boar is attractive, but damaged by low self -esteem and daddy issues.

Sister, pokey.

Yeah, that's for sure.

Oh, well.

Well, I can see I'm not needed here.

I'm going to go impress the humans with my beauty, magic, intelligence, and

beauty.

Oh, by the way, the earthlings say that I'm so much prettier than you.

And intelligent.

And magical.

Hey, how are you holding that hammer that way? No one should be holding it

way except me.

Who told you that lie?

It says so in the package.

You get a free bowl of soup with this kind of stuff?

I will leave you out there after work.

I won't eat cats there afterwards.

Oh!

Where's your hammer?

Hey, guys, I lost my hammer at the robot cookie, and now he has more power than

before.

Great. Good job, new guy.

Well, at least my nipple looks good. Oh, yeah, they do.

Just stay right there, ladies. Things are about to get crazy.

Ugh!

Oh.

You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute.

Those jeans don't make you look fat.

Give me back that hammer.

Give it back to me.

Thank you.

We don't have to talk after work. We don't have to talk after work.

Where has that been?

You don't even want to know.

I will cook and clean if you take me home. I will cook and clean if you take

home. I will cook and clean if you take me home.

Oh, that little shit. Hey, guys, I'm sorry I had to go. My sister's coke is

big trouble.

This is no time to worry about family issues.

Oh, stop it. I'll make it up to you later.

Okay.

All right, well, we've got things covered. Why don't you go help your

half -witted sister?

Get that out of here. Thanks.

Has anyone seen a crazy girl running through here?

Hello? Has anyone seen my sister?

Hey, you say you're looking for a deranged broad doing magic trick?

Yes, have you seen her?

Well, I hear she's running off to fuck some other girl's boyfriend.

The mighty boy's boyfriend, I might add.

What? Yeah, she went that way to fuck the other mighty boy's boyfriend.

This is what you do. You can end it in the alley.

Make a left, open the second door on the right, and there you'll see a fucking

that boy, friend.

Wow, that's impressive.

What else do you know?

Well, apparently, the Mighty Boar is a fat, stupid, weak, ugly, filthy, smelly,

disgusting... Did I say stupid?

You've got more legs than a bucket of chicken.

Don't worry, ladies.

Boldstron is about to be beaten at his own game.

Whoa, where have you been hiding that thing?

It's got an elbow.

Oh, my God.

Keep staring at it, ladies.

We're about to get some movement.

I like to swallow. I like to swallow.

I like to swallow.

I like to swallow. I like to swallow. I like to swallow.

Mr. Boldstron, I've had it about up to here with you.

And now, I'm going to give you a piece of my mind.

I'm going to give you a piece of my mind, Mr.

Boldstron.

Oh, you're just going to make me mad.

You're just going to make me mad.

Hey, ladies.

You know how I'm able to handle the heart transformations?

How? It's because I'm always horny.

No.

No, it's not enough.

Quick.

Show me your teeth.

Personal ideal.

Epic only.

Hokey, your fight is with me, not with these people. You know I love you, but I

cannot express myself to you because we're sisters.

Wait, you let me finish.

You two really aren't sisters.

Your parents took in Poki when she was just a baby.

You're not really related.

Which means you can fucking hide your watch.

I knew I loved you.

I thought I was a freak.

You are a freak. You're my freaking freak.

I freaking love you. I freaking love you too.

I just want to be loved. I just want to be loved. I just want to be loved. I

just want to be loved.

I just want to be loved.

I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat

you. I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat on you.

I need direction to your heart. I need direction to your heart. I need

to your heart.

I need directions to your heart.

This is not the last you'll see of me.

Oh, yes, it is.

I just saved a bunch on my insurance by switching off Baltron.

Banana.

No, team.

Now that the robots have been destroyed and the city is once again safe, we need

to ensure that this never happens again.

What?

New relationships have been forged and old ones rekindled.

Anyways, the real story here is how we've all found a home within each

And within our hearts.

Till the next mission.

As you were. As you should be.

As you... I'm sorry, I'm emotional.

As you were.

Promised I wasn't going to cry.

Should we go tweak some knobs?

Lousy bravengers.

Everything works out for them in the end.

What do I get?

End up back here in this rat hole with a hyper libido.

God damn, I gotta find something that's unsexy fast.

Otherwise I'm gonna turn purple and grow tits.

Oh, Maude.

Bill Macy was never hot.