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Hey, Axe Cop, what are your thoughts on mayonnaise?

I tried it once, but didn't like it, so I spit it in a bad guy's face and he

died. What was that?

Whoa! That sounded exactly like giant rocks being thrown at little kids. Evil

Rhino Man must be back from his evil safari. Let's go!

Move it, ladies!

We have an evil rhinoceros to kill! We know!

We want to help you on your mission to kill Evil Rhino Man.

Fabulous. What's your name? Our parents named us all the same. First name,

Beautiful. Middle name, Girly. Last name, Bob.

Wait, hold on a second. Your parents named you and all your sisters Beautiful

Girly Bob?

Yeah. So can we be on the team?

Nope. See, right here, all girls are on the dumb list.

Dumb list?

Well, let's see if you think we're so dumb after we beat you up, Beautiful

Bobs. Attack!

Oh, no.

Those people just got video of you beating up all those girls.

Great. More fighting tapes for me to watch later.

Now let's go kill that evil rhinoceros.

One day, at the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect axe.

That was the day he became... Axe Cop!

I need a partner now.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner. My name is Fleet Cop.

Dinosaurs are crying somewhere.

I will chop your heads off!

There he is! Axe Cop!

Look, they're all here to congratulate me.

Yes, I killed the evil rhino man.

How, you ask?

Simple. I offered him a glass of poison blow -up juice, and he drank it. And

after two minutes, well, he blew up. That's when I jumped up in the air and

caught his horn.

And yes, it's true, his horn turns all metal into gold.

Question? Axe Cop, is it true that you have a general disrespect towards women?

What? Axe Cop, why did you beat up a group of female superhero sisters?

Don't answer that, Axe Cop. Do you hate girls? We have no comment. Weren't they

just trying to help? Hey, I just said no comment! Axe Cop, my daughter's a girl.

Do you think she's on the dumb list, too?

Yes. Axe Cop, Axe Cop, Axe Cop. Hey, Axe Cop, I hate to say it, but you're kind

of coming off like the bad guy here. Me? A bad guy?

Don't even joke about something like that, Flute Cop, or I'll chop off your

head. Now quiet down.

I'm trying to watch this gold TV.

Coming up this season on Fairy Wars, best fairy ever fights her evil twin

sister, worst fairy ever, to the death!

It's true what they say. Everything does look better on a gold TV.

Seriously, Axe Cop, bringing a girl onto the team could go a long way to helping

your image.

Fine. Really?

Great! I'll have HR send over some resumes. I got a better idea.

Hey! Hello.

You're on my team now.

What do you think's going on here, bro? I mean, Axe Cop's not the kind of guy to

call a meeting.

Yeah, he hates meetings.

Maybe he's gonna give everyone free gelato.

That's ice cream for Italian.

Now, I'm sure everyone is wondering why Axe Cop called a team meeting. Please

say free gelato. He has a big announcement to make. Please say free

Flute Cop said we need to have a girl on the team. So here.

Holy cow.

Best fairy ever from Fairy Wars.

I'm excited to be on the team. And I'm ready to kill some bad guys.

Okay, great. Meeting over. I'll be in my office practicing breaking out of

chains if anyone needs me.

Wait, wait, Axe Cop. Where are you?

I have a question. I think you're awesome.

Well, that's not really a question. Dude, do you do all your own stunts?

my buddy Leiborg says it's all done with pulleys and string.

You tell me.

Awesome.

It's broken for sure.

Hey, Axe Cop.

I just wanted to say how excited I am that you brought me onto the team.

Flute Cop made me do it. So, uh, you have any plans tonight?

At night, I dress up as a cat and go on night missions.

That sounds awesome.

Hey, could I come along?

No.

Now

for

my favorite part of being a jewel thief.

Trying on all the stolen jewelry.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, beautiful.

Oh, gorgeous.

I'll chop your ass!

What the heck? Cool, right? I just flew in through his nose and punched out his

brain from the inside.

What are you doing here, best fairy ever? I just thought we could get to

each other a little bit.

Ugh. I'm going home.

Rise and shine, Axe Cop.

How did you get into my bedroom?

I flew in through the keyhole.

I'm really good at fitting into tight spaces.

What? So, boss, what bad guys are we killing today?

We are not killing anyone today. I have band practice.

You're in a band?

That's so cool!

I know. That's why I'm in a band. We're called the Axe.

I play my axe, and I'm obviously the lead singer.

Sakurang plays guitar.

Wexter plays violin.

Gray Diamond is on bass.

Um, what about Flute Cop? He's our manager. We have a Chinese wrestler on a

to play flute.

I'm leaving now.

Chicken little, chicken little.

Thought the sky was gonna fall down.

Wow.

Axe Cop has a great voice.

Best in the business.

Chicken little, chicken little.

Thought the sky was falling down.

So, Axe Cop, I've been thinking, and it's about time you started calling me

girlfriend. What are you talking about, best fairy ever? I like you, and it's

pretty clear you like me, too. Why would you think that?

I've been very mean to you since we met.

Exactly. My fairy parents always told me that when a boy is mean to you, it

really means that he likes you. And you've been so mean that I think it's

obvious that you're in love with me.

It's almost embarrassing.

Best fairy ever. I'm going to say this loudly because I want it to be very

clear.

You're a girl, and girls are dumb, and Axe Cop would never fall in love with a

dumb person.

Now go back into that TV and leave me alone forever!

Hello!

Gold. Gold, gold, gold.

Gold, gold, gold, gold.

Come and ask, cop. Make it quick, flu cop. I'm turning everything in my house

gold. Go to your TV.

Why? I already turned it gold.

One of the beautiful girlybop sisters has kidnapped best fairy ever and has

locked her in a birdcage and is lowering her into a pit of acid sharks.

Oh, God, why did you have to make sharks so evil?

Great. Now she can't ruin any more band practices and night missions.

Axe Cop, like it or not, she's a member of the team now. Go inside the TV and

save Best Fairy Ever. Wait, if I save Best Fairy Ever, I'll be on TV?

Well, yeah.

Axe Cop, you still there? Hey, Flute Cop, call everyone I know and tell them

on TV.

Anita, grab some popcorn.

Axe Cop is on television.

Let me out.

Axe Cop said girls weren't allowed on his team.

And if we can't be on his team... then no girl can be on his team.

Stop it right there, beautiful girly bob.

Axe Cop?

You came back to save me. I knew you loved me.

Oh, this is perfect.

Right after I kill your girlfriend, I'm going to kill you.

She is not my girlfriend!

What are you laughing at? You can't beat up a girl on national television.

I know.

But she...

She's just a girl.

Oh, fine.

I never thought I'd say this to a girl before, but good

job. I'm glad Flute Cop made me hire you.

Axe Cop, I love you too.

Oh, gross.

He looks like 15 pounds heavier. It's true what they say.