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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,180 Hey, Axe Cop, what are your thoughts on mayonnaise? 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:08,740 I tried it once, but didn't like it, so I spit it in a bad guy's face and he 3 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:09,920 died. What was that? 4 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:15,160 Whoa! That sounded exactly like giant rocks being thrown at little kids. Evil 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,820 Rhino Man must be back from his evil safari. Let's go! 6 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:23,740 Move it, ladies! 7 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,120 We have an evil rhinoceros to kill! We know! 8 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,500 We want to help you on your mission to kill Evil Rhino Man. 9 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:35,380 Fabulous. What's your name? Our parents named us all the same. First name, 10 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,760 Beautiful. Middle name, Girly. Last name, Bob. 11 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:42,320 Wait, hold on a second. Your parents named you and all your sisters Beautiful 12 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,279 Girly Bob? 13 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,780 Yeah. So can we be on the team? 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,240 Nope. See, right here, all girls are on the dumb list. 15 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:50,540 Dumb list? 16 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:56,660 Well, let's see if you think we're so dumb after we beat you up, Beautiful 17 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:58,380 Bobs. Attack! 18 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:12,380 Oh, no. 19 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:19,340 Those people just got video of you beating up all those girls. 20 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:22,480 Great. More fighting tapes for me to watch later. 21 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:25,140 Now let's go kill that evil rhinoceros. 22 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:33,540 One day, at the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect axe. 23 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,020 That was the day he became... Axe Cop! 24 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,380 I need a partner now. 25 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,800 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. My name is Fleet Cop. 26 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:44,960 Dinosaurs are crying somewhere. 27 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,560 I will chop your heads off! 28 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:51,260 There he is! Axe Cop! 29 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,720 Look, they're all here to congratulate me. 30 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:58,580 Yes, I killed the evil rhino man. 31 00:01:58,820 --> 00:01:59,820 How, you ask? 32 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:05,500 Simple. I offered him a glass of poison blow -up juice, and he drank it. And 33 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:10,360 after two minutes, well, he blew up. That's when I jumped up in the air and 34 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,359 caught his horn. 35 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,960 And yes, it's true, his horn turns all metal into gold. 36 00:02:16,839 --> 00:02:20,140 Question? Axe Cop, is it true that you have a general disrespect towards women? 37 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,600 What? Axe Cop, why did you beat up a group of female superhero sisters? 38 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,860 Don't answer that, Axe Cop. Do you hate girls? We have no comment. Weren't they 39 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:31,140 just trying to help? Hey, I just said no comment! Axe Cop, my daughter's a girl. 40 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:32,780 Do you think she's on the dumb list, too? 41 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:37,300 Yes. Axe Cop, Axe Cop, Axe Cop. Hey, Axe Cop, I hate to say it, but you're kind 42 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:40,140 of coming off like the bad guy here. Me? A bad guy? 43 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:44,070 Don't even joke about something like that, Flute Cop, or I'll chop off your 44 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:45,230 head. Now quiet down. 45 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:47,110 I'm trying to watch this gold TV. 46 00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:52,990 Coming up this season on Fairy Wars, best fairy ever fights her evil twin 47 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:56,850 sister, worst fairy ever, to the death! 48 00:02:57,250 --> 00:03:00,470 It's true what they say. Everything does look better on a gold TV. 49 00:03:02,030 --> 00:03:06,270 Seriously, Axe Cop, bringing a girl onto the team could go a long way to helping 50 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,069 your image. 51 00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:08,410 Fine. Really? 52 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:13,030 Great! I'll have HR send over some resumes. I got a better idea. 53 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:17,070 Hey! Hello. 54 00:03:17,470 --> 00:03:18,910 You're on my team now. 55 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:23,190 What do you think's going on here, bro? I mean, Axe Cop's not the kind of guy to 56 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:24,250 call a meeting. 57 00:03:24,490 --> 00:03:25,850 Yeah, he hates meetings. 58 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:29,390 Maybe he's gonna give everyone free gelato. 59 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,150 That's ice cream for Italian. 60 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,920 Now, I'm sure everyone is wondering why Axe Cop called a team meeting. Please 61 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:40,640 say free gelato. He has a big announcement to make. Please say free 62 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,300 Flute Cop said we need to have a girl on the team. So here. 63 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,180 Holy cow. 64 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,400 Best fairy ever from Fairy Wars. 65 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:52,140 I'm excited to be on the team. And I'm ready to kill some bad guys. 66 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,320 Okay, great. Meeting over. I'll be in my office practicing breaking out of 67 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,860 chains if anyone needs me. 68 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:00,620 Wait, wait, Axe Cop. Where are you? 69 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:03,510 I have a question. I think you're awesome. 70 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:07,630 Well, that's not really a question. Dude, do you do all your own stunts? 71 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:10,710 my buddy Leiborg says it's all done with pulleys and string. 72 00:04:10,970 --> 00:04:11,970 You tell me. 73 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:13,070 Awesome. 74 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:15,090 It's broken for sure. 75 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:16,659 Hey, Axe Cop. 76 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,600 I just wanted to say how excited I am that you brought me onto the team. 77 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:25,520 Flute Cop made me do it. So, uh, you have any plans tonight? 78 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:28,940 At night, I dress up as a cat and go on night missions. 79 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,160 That sounds awesome. 80 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,060 Hey, could I come along? 81 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,360 No. 82 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:34,060 Now 83 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:41,780 for 84 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:44,520 my favorite part of being a jewel thief. 85 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:47,950 Trying on all the stolen jewelry. 86 00:04:48,490 --> 00:04:50,150 Oh, yeah. 87 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,450 Oh, beautiful. 88 00:04:53,530 --> 00:04:54,950 Oh, gorgeous. 89 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:56,990 I'll chop your ass! 90 00:04:57,550 --> 00:05:01,810 What the heck? Cool, right? I just flew in through his nose and punched out his 91 00:05:01,810 --> 00:05:02,810 brain from the inside. 92 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:07,930 What are you doing here, best fairy ever? I just thought we could get to 93 00:05:07,930 --> 00:05:08,930 each other a little bit. 94 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:11,430 Ugh. I'm going home. 95 00:05:17,719 --> 00:05:19,540 Rise and shine, Axe Cop. 96 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,820 How did you get into my bedroom? 97 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,400 I flew in through the keyhole. 98 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,460 I'm really good at fitting into tight spaces. 99 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,920 What? So, boss, what bad guys are we killing today? 100 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:35,380 We are not killing anyone today. I have band practice. 101 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:36,880 You're in a band? 102 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,020 That's so cool! 103 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:42,520 I know. That's why I'm in a band. We're called the Axe. 104 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,540 I play my axe, and I'm obviously the lead singer. 105 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,080 Sakurang plays guitar. 106 00:05:47,420 --> 00:05:48,660 Wexter plays violin. 107 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:50,400 Gray Diamond is on bass. 108 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:55,700 Um, what about Flute Cop? He's our manager. We have a Chinese wrestler on a 109 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:56,700 to play flute. 110 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:57,840 I'm leaving now. 111 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,720 Chicken little, chicken little. 112 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,220 Thought the sky was gonna fall down. 113 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:08,920 Wow. 114 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:11,100 Axe Cop has a great voice. 115 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,640 Best in the business. 116 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:14,740 Chicken little, chicken little. 117 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,200 Thought the sky was falling down. 118 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:30,700 So, Axe Cop, I've been thinking, and it's about time you started calling me 119 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:35,060 girlfriend. What are you talking about, best fairy ever? I like you, and it's 120 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:38,360 pretty clear you like me, too. Why would you think that? 121 00:06:38,810 --> 00:06:41,250 I've been very mean to you since we met. 122 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:46,670 Exactly. My fairy parents always told me that when a boy is mean to you, it 123 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:50,190 really means that he likes you. And you've been so mean that I think it's 124 00:06:50,190 --> 00:06:51,730 obvious that you're in love with me. 125 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,430 It's almost embarrassing. 126 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:58,130 Best fairy ever. I'm going to say this loudly because I want it to be very 127 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,130 clear. 128 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:04,810 You're a girl, and girls are dumb, and Axe Cop would never fall in love with a 129 00:07:04,810 --> 00:07:05,810 dumb person. 130 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:08,930 Now go back into that TV and leave me alone forever! 131 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:11,310 Hello! 132 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:32,850 Gold. Gold, gold, gold. 133 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,740 Gold, gold, gold, gold. 134 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:40,480 Come and ask, cop. Make it quick, flu cop. I'm turning everything in my house 135 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,840 gold. Go to your TV. 136 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,280 Why? I already turned it gold. 137 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,820 One of the beautiful girlybop sisters has kidnapped best fairy ever and has 138 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:51,380 locked her in a birdcage and is lowering her into a pit of acid sharks. 139 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,700 Oh, God, why did you have to make sharks so evil? 140 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,240 Great. Now she can't ruin any more band practices and night missions. 141 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:04,870 Axe Cop, like it or not, she's a member of the team now. Go inside the TV and 142 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:09,790 save Best Fairy Ever. Wait, if I save Best Fairy Ever, I'll be on TV? 143 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:11,170 Well, yeah. 144 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:16,210 Axe Cop, you still there? Hey, Flute Cop, call everyone I know and tell them 145 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:17,029 on TV. 146 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,550 Anita, grab some popcorn. 147 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:20,150 Axe Cop is on television. 148 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:24,390 Let me out. 149 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:27,730 Axe Cop said girls weren't allowed on his team. 150 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:33,039 And if we can't be on his team... then no girl can be on his team. 151 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:40,299 Stop it right there, beautiful girly bob. 152 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,599 Axe Cop? 153 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,920 You came back to save me. I knew you loved me. 154 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:47,200 Oh, this is perfect. 155 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:51,100 Right after I kill your girlfriend, I'm going to kill you. 156 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,980 She is not my girlfriend! 157 00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:05,070 What are you laughing at? You can't beat up a girl on national television. 158 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:06,349 I know. 159 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:07,410 But she... 160 00:09:36,490 --> 00:09:38,070 She's just a girl. 161 00:09:38,290 --> 00:09:39,710 Oh, fine. 162 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:47,510 I never thought I'd say this to a girl before, but good 163 00:09:47,510 --> 00:09:50,670 job. I'm glad Flute Cop made me hire you. 164 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:53,630 Axe Cop, I love you too. 165 00:09:54,130 --> 00:09:55,190 Oh, gross. 166 00:09:55,610 --> 00:09:58,530 He looks like 15 pounds heavier. It's true what they say. 12584