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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,579 --> 00:00:07,880 I'm so glad we had two children, Axie and Flutie. They're the best brothers. 2 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:10,380 Those two will be inseparable forever. 3 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:15,140 When I grow up, I'm going to kill bad guys all day and all night. 4 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:20,240 Well, big brother, I also want to kill bad guys, but only during the day. At 5 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,700 night, I want to go home to a family. 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,800 Bang, 7 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:26,540 bang, bang, bang, bang. 8 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,660 There, I shot you because you're bad. 9 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:32,570 That's boring. This is how to kill bad guys. 10 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:36,650 Yeah, you wish. You'll never be good crime fighters. 11 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:41,070 Wrong! We will be the best crime fighters ever! 12 00:00:43,890 --> 00:00:45,190 That'll be $15. 13 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:48,150 No, it won't. Bad guys don't pay. 14 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:55,830 One day at the scene of a car auction, a guy bought the perfect taxi. 15 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,870 That was the day he became a taxi driver. 16 00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:02,390 I need a dispatcher now. 17 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:03,990 So he hired his brother. 18 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:05,209 Hi, I'm Flutie. 19 00:01:05,430 --> 00:01:09,150 Let's get to work. I will drop you folks off! 20 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:14,670 Whoa, gas prices are through the roof. 21 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:19,070 How much money did you make today, Axie? I need some good news. Nothing. 22 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,640 Nothing? You didn't pick up any customers? 23 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,100 Of course I picked up customers, but they all ran off without paying. 24 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,360 All right, that's it. I'm calling the cops. 25 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:29,720 I have a better idea. 26 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,840 Hi. We want to kill bad guys. 27 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:36,640 Well, then you've come to the right place. 28 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:41,340 Just sign up here, I'll give you your uniforms, and you'll be cops. 29 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:42,880 Just like that. Really? 30 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,880 That's it? There's no training? Nope. 31 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:47,070 Just sign and suit on up. 32 00:01:47,450 --> 00:01:49,810 Well, I think that's something even I can handle. 33 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:52,770 He's funny. 34 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:56,190 Woo! Must have shot a million bad guys out there today. 35 00:01:56,670 --> 00:01:57,670 What's up, Anita? 36 00:01:57,730 --> 00:01:59,130 Miss me? Oh, look at this. 37 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:00,289 What do we got here? 38 00:02:00,290 --> 00:02:02,110 These are our two newest cops. 39 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:04,010 They signed the form and everything. 40 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:08,590 There's something about the little fat one. I can't quite put my finger on it. 41 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,130 Wait a second. Little Ray? 42 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:11,579 Is that you? 43 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:15,700 Hey, Axie, Flutie. So what have you been doing all these years? Well, I've been 44 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,860 out shooting bad guys with my gun. 45 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:19,260 Driving a cab. 46 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:23,740 Seriously? Well, I bet you don't get to kill a lot of bad guys doing that. 47 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:27,500 Not that you're ever good at that anyway. Not to worry. I'm going to show 48 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:31,040 the ropes because I know all there is to know about being a cop. 49 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,120 Bang, bang, bang, bang. 50 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,520 What did I tell you, man? 51 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:38,820 Isn't this awesome? 52 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,980 No. You're just shooting them. 53 00:02:41,180 --> 00:02:45,820 Yeah, that's all us cops do. We shoot bad guys with our guns. 54 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,380 Here, give it a try. 55 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,080 No, that's boring. 56 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:50,800 Flutie, let's go. 57 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:56,480 Hey, hey, hey, get back here. That's my cop car. 58 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,180 Oh, wow. 59 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,520 Axie, what are you doing? If we're not going to use guns, how are we going to 60 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,520 kill bad guys? 61 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,880 With that. 62 00:03:08,090 --> 00:03:09,490 The perfect axe. 63 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:15,090 I'm going to be... Axe Cop! 64 00:03:16,470 --> 00:03:21,350 I could be, uh, you know, I don't know, uh, Flute Cop. Yeah, Flute Cop. You 65 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:22,009 know, whatever. 66 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:24,090 I'll change it later. Let's get to chopping. 67 00:03:29,890 --> 00:03:30,890 Oh, whoa! 68 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:32,210 Look what I just did! 69 00:03:32,930 --> 00:03:37,250 All right! 70 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,420 No, no, no. No, please, please. It contains all of my top secret documents. 71 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,399 That's odd. 72 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,460 I could have sworn you had a head. 73 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,300 I chopped it off. 74 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:48,519 You're welcome. 75 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,740 My name is Uniman. 76 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,140 I'm from Uniplanet. I'm the smartest man in the universe. 77 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:54,198 Oh, really? 78 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,160 Well, what brings you to our little old planet? 79 00:03:56,620 --> 00:04:00,860 Uniplanet was taken over by the evil Phatsazon, and it was no longer safe to 80 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:01,860 live there. 81 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,700 Yeah, well, I got a split. Thanks for saving my life and my important 82 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:11,140 They're top -secret designs for a dinosaur. I'm giving him rockets for 83 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:13,240 Mmm, they should be machine guns. 84 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,299 Even better. 85 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,300 Can he fly? 86 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,159 He will now. 87 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,940 And if you try to ride him, he should have spikes that only stab you if you're 88 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:20,719 bad guy. 89 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,900 Brilliant. Ooh, ooh, and at the end of a long day, he should have a family to go 90 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:26,460 home to. Let's quit while we're ahead. 91 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:29,320 If you ever need my help, give me a call. Here's my card. 92 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:36,480 Hey, I need your daily report on my desk pronto. The thing is, I have nothing to 93 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,480 report. What? 94 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,860 You ain't shot nobody today. Son, you are a disappointment. 95 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,180 Some head -chopping maniac has been getting to the bad guys before I can 96 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:50,020 him. Enough with the excuses. If you don't start shooting bad guys, I'm going 97 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:52,860 have to report you to the commissioner of the normal police. 98 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:57,240 They know me. No, no, no, no, no. I'll shoot bad guys. I promise. 99 00:04:57,460 --> 00:05:01,380 Attention. We have a train robbery in progress at the downtown train station. 100 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,640 On my way. 101 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:06,600 Actually, scratch that. Someone just chopped the robber's head off. Hmm. 102 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:14,480 I don't know who this head -chopping vigilante is, but I am going to find 103 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:18,200 And when I do, I am going to shoot him. 104 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:20,380 With my gun. 105 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,020 I think I'm going to give that Anita girl from the cop station a call. 106 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,800 She liked my joke. You remember my joke? It was self -deprecating, but not too 107 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,900 self -deprecating. Unless you think it was. You think she hates me? 108 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:35,140 What the heck? 109 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:40,910 Last chance, alien baby. 110 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:44,350 Surrender, or we will shoot you with our guns. 111 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:52,010 But that's just a baby, and you don't shoot babies. 112 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:58,330 Axie, you're the head shop at Vigilante? Yes, and I'm taking the alien baby. 113 00:05:58,590 --> 00:05:59,730 Flute cop, now! 114 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:04,570 Cops, shoot your guns! 115 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,620 Uniman, what can you tell us about this disgusting baby? 116 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:32,860 Her name is Unibaby. She is from my planet. You can tell by her horn. She 117 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:37,680 sent to Earth as a distraction by Fatsazon, that bad guy I spoke of 118 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:38,779 A distraction? 119 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:41,180 Yes. It's all part of Fatsazon's master plan. 120 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,560 While the normal cops were tracking down Unibaby, he filled Earth's core with 121 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,580 bombs. But if the Earth blows up... 122 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,070 Everyone on the planet will die. 123 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:51,770 But you can still stop him. 124 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:55,810 Fats is on return to Uniplanet, and he is getting ready to detonate the bombs. 125 00:06:56,190 --> 00:06:58,570 Uniplanet is very far. We won't make it there on time. 126 00:06:58,810 --> 00:07:01,050 Yes, you will. You can take my dinosaur. 127 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:07,110 Great. I will call him Wexter. Actually, he already has a name. 128 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:08,690 Wexter! 129 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:11,050 To Uniplanet! 130 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:21,080 Fetz is on. Welcome to Uniplanet, Axe Cop. 131 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:26,020 I wish I could entertain you, but I'll be busy blowing up the Earth. 132 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:30,660 Perhaps my army of evil -biting robots will keep you entertained. 133 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:34,100 I'm evil. 134 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:40,000 If they bite us, we'll turn evil. By that logic, since we're good guys, if we 135 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,340 bite them, they might turn good. Already ahead of you. 136 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:47,480 I'm a good guy now. 137 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:51,040 Now go bite your evil friends, good robot. 138 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,260 Now kill Fat Sazon! 139 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:04,240 Oh, yeah! You did it! Freeze, smartest brothers. 140 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,360 Oh, hey, Ray. 141 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,920 You can put the gun down. 142 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,200 Axe Top already killed the bad guy. Oh? 143 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,140 Not according to the daily report I'm going to file. 144 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:18,260 According to that report, Fat Sazon killed both of you. Then I showed up and 145 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,460 killed Fat Sazon with my gun. 146 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:26,480 Ray, that's not what happened. Lots of things happen the way they don't happen. 147 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,679 That's impossible. 148 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:38,900 Every morning I drink bulletproof juice, so any bullet that hits me just bounces 149 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:41,460 off and goes right back into your gun. 150 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:47,710 Flute Cop, I did it. 151 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:49,390 Flute Cop? 152 00:08:50,490 --> 00:08:51,490 No! 153 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:06,670 Unaman, I saved two planets. 154 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:08,610 Can you save my brother? 155 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:11,990 Yes, I can put a piece of your brain in his. 156 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:15,490 But I must warn you, there is one serious side effect. 157 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,940 The surgery is going to involve removing the part of the brain that knows you 158 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:20,940 two are brothers. 159 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:22,140 Okay, do it. 160 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,320 Hey, look at that, Anita. 161 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,880 Axe Cop is having tryouts. I've heard that guy's awesome. 162 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,580 Maybe I should try out. 163 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:45,150 I mean, chances are he wouldn't pick me, but at least I get a chance to meet 164 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:47,170 him. But, Flute Cop, you're brothers. 165 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,950 Anita, I would think I would know if we were brothers. 166 00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:53,370 You're crazy. 167 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:57,290 Next. 168 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:58,510 My name is Flute Cop. 169 00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:00,170 Sign up here. 170 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:01,269 Just sign? 171 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:02,270 That's it? 172 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:04,370 Hey, even I can handle that job, right? 173 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:07,690 I wish Anita was here. She'd love that job. 12978