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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:06,280 Check it out, bros. I brought my world -famous string cheese and ketchup 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:12,060 casserole. And the potato salad should be here right about now. 3 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,660 My boy! 4 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:16,280 What's up, best friend? 5 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,740 This is my first Axe Thanksgiving. 6 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:23,380 That's awesome. You're in for a real treat. Axe Cop makes the best turkey. 7 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,180 Hey, where is Axe Cop? 8 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,160 He's probably still with the farmer. Why would Axe Cop be with the farmer? You 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,300 see, each year on the night before Thanksgiving, Axe Cop gives back to the 10 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:37,240 community. Okay, so first he sneaks into the farmer's farm and does all the 11 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:42,300 farmer's chores, right? He collects all the eggs. He bales all the hay. He milks 12 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:47,570 the cows, the goats. Yeah, pretty much any animal. that could possibly be 13 00:00:47,570 --> 00:00:52,030 milked, X -Cup is going to milk that animal. And then in the morning, the 14 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:54,970 comes down and sees that all of his chores have been done for him. 15 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:58,510 Next, he goes hunting in the magic forest. 16 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:03,450 All the animals are super nice to him. And they let X -Cup go right up to them 17 00:01:03,450 --> 00:01:04,450 so he can kill them. 18 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:10,230 Then X -Cup mails one dead animal to every family in the world to cook on 19 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:11,230 Thanksgiving. 20 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:13,930 Now that's the spirit of Thanksgiving. 21 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:17,150 Axe Cop is probably still with the farmer. I'll give him a call. 22 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:19,210 This is the farmer. 23 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:20,390 Hey, farmer! 24 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:25,390 Is Axe Cop still there? That son of a gun never showed up! I'm going nuts 25 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:30,510 The farmer said Axe Cop never showed up. Oh, no. Where's Axe Cop? He's missing! 26 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:32,410 Axe Cop is missing! 27 00:01:33,190 --> 00:01:38,010 One day, at the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect axe. 28 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,390 That was the day he became... 29 00:01:41,050 --> 00:01:42,050 Axe Cop! 30 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:43,890 I need a partner now. 31 00:01:44,210 --> 00:01:47,330 So you tried and hired a partner. My name is Fleet Cop. 32 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:49,830 Let's make and kill bad guys. 33 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,070 I will chop your heads off! 34 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:00,010 Oh, hey, Axe Cop. 35 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:04,070 Aren't you too old to be trick -or -treating? Too old to be trick -or 36 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:05,039 alone. 37 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,780 Anita, can Flute Cop go trick -or -treating with me tonight? 38 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:10,460 Of course, but don't stay out too late. 39 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:13,700 Hey, look, even if I did want to go trick -or -treating, I don't have a 40 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,960 Give me that baby. 41 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:20,260 I wish for Flute Cop to turn into Ghost Cop. 42 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:28,260 Oh, it's smoky. The best part of your costume? You can fly through bad guys 43 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:31,820 leave grenade bombs inside them. Well, hopefully this evening won't come to 44 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:32,820 that. Let's go! 45 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:35,830 Wolf -eye! 46 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,490 What the heck? 47 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:41,050 Raisins? Hey, it's okay, buddy. Halloween's just getting started. 48 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:42,850 Trick or treat! 49 00:02:43,050 --> 00:02:45,050 Oh, aren't you just adorable? 50 00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:46,670 I'm Axe Cop. 51 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:51,710 No, you're not. There's only one Axe Cop, and he's dressed up as a wolf -eye. 52 00:02:51,890 --> 00:02:53,750 Now hand over the candy, lady. 53 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:56,730 Well, isn't that an interesting candy bucket? 54 00:02:56,970 --> 00:03:02,130 You bet your sweet bippy it is. It glows in the dark. It can light up the whole 55 00:03:02,130 --> 00:03:03,130 world. 56 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,860 Now hurry it up. I'm never going to get to 1 ,000 candies at this rate. 57 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,400 What the heck? 58 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,080 Pennies? It's been like this all night, Axe Cop. 59 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:15,920 I've hit every house in the city. No one has any candy. Did you try the cul -de 60 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,180 -sac up by the golf course? 61 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:22,340 Last year, they had red licorice. This year, crayons. What about the big house 62 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:23,219 on the hill? 63 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:25,340 Bookmarks. Big, giant bookmarks. No! 64 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:26,640 I hate books! 65 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:28,680 It's like all the candy on Earth is gone. 66 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:30,440 I'm done trick -or -treating. 67 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:32,650 Forever. Don't say that! 68 00:03:32,870 --> 00:03:34,550 Too late. I just did. 69 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:40,190 Well, this Halloween has been a certified bust. I guess you win some, 70 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:41,190 guess you lose some. 71 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:42,650 And this some, we lost. 72 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:45,190 No. I always win some. 73 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:50,370 So buckle up, ghost cop. We're not going home until we have 1 ,000 candies. 74 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:51,890 But you heard the kid. 75 00:03:52,110 --> 00:03:53,550 None of the houses have candy. 76 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:57,570 Wrong. He said none of the houses on Earth have candy. 77 00:03:57,850 --> 00:03:58,850 Western! 78 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,580 I know a house that has the best candy. 79 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,060 To Uniplanet! 80 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,820 Axe Cup, I don't see Uniman's house anywhere. 81 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,880 Of course you don't. It's invisible. 82 00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:15,220 It is? Why? So bad guys can't find it. See? 83 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,279 Over there. You feel anything? 84 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:22,780 No. This guy is such a genius. An invisible house. Wait. I think I found 85 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:25,360 something. An invisible doorknob. Awesome! 86 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,440 Trick or... 87 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:36,320 Axe cop, ghost cop, fantastic costumes. Let me get you some candy. You know I 88 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,340 have the best candy. 89 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,600 See, I told you. 90 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,820 Impossible. This bowl was just filled with those big -sized candy bars. 91 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:46,440 You know, like the ones you get at the cinema. But now it's filled with... Raw 92 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,440 vegetables? 93 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:54,160 Something fishy is going on. Let's go to my uni lab and consult my CTM, my candy 94 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,160 tracking machine. 95 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:02,680 Hmm. If I adjust the caramellameters and scan for sugar -tivity... Ah, there she 96 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:07,080 is. All the candy in the universe seems to be heading to Thanksgiving World. 97 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,339 This is terrible. 98 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:09,880 Wrong. It's fantastic. 99 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:15,140 Every year I look for the perfect house with the most candy. And it looks like 100 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,580 we just found it. It's just one problem, Axe Cop. 101 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:23,370 Despite its name, Thanksgiving World is a very scary, dangerous planet, ruled by 102 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:28,130 the one and only Turkey Turkey and his evil army of evil pilgrim soldiers. 103 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:31,590 Let me pull up my TPF, my Turkey Turkey file. 104 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:36,510 You see, if you don't clip a turkey's wings, they will never stop growing. 105 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:41,230 And when Turkey Turkey was a baby, he dodged his master's attempts to clip his 106 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:46,190 wings. He escaped his torment and was able to grow into a giant turkey with 107 00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:50,750 wings. He was raised by falcons who taught him how to claw and bite with his 108 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:55,730 super sharp beak. And if that weren't enough, he can dive bomb and throw razor 109 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:58,050 sharp feathers hidden on his body. Warning! 110 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:02,850 Warning! I beg you, do not go to Thanksgiving Planet. 111 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,970 It's a suicide mission. 112 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,060 Are you sure you should be picking candy up off the ground? Race you! 113 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:20,940 Hey, 114 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:24,680 didn't you see your candy bucket close in the dark? Don't you know it? 115 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,080 Huh. That's weird. 116 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,380 This doesn't look like a regular cave. 117 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,780 It tastes like carrots, celery, and onions. 118 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:35,979 Oh, no. 119 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:39,640 Ack, cop. It's mirepoix. We're in a giant oven! 120 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:44,570 Gobble, gobble. 121 00:06:44,790 --> 00:06:46,710 If it isn't turkey, turkey. 122 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:48,610 Hand over the candy. 123 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:49,870 Too late, Axe Cop. 124 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:55,130 I've already eaten it all. There's no more candy left in the universe. 125 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:59,590 But if there's no candy, there's no Halloween. 126 00:06:59,870 --> 00:07:04,990 Exactly. And now Thanksgiving is the best holiday in all of autumn. 127 00:07:05,210 --> 00:07:08,910 Whoa, wait. That's why you want to ruin Halloween? Because it's better than 128 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:11,830 Thanksgiving? Of course. How can turkey compete with candy? 129 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:13,129 It can. 130 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:15,830 And from now on, it don't have to. 131 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:20,510 Nice try, turkey turkey. But you can't stop me. 132 00:07:21,370 --> 00:07:23,050 I've had to come. 133 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:27,670 Oh, no. It's tryptophan. It's making me so tired. 134 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:30,930 Why don't you two take a nice month -long nap? 135 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:33,870 I like my Thanksgiving dinner well -rested. 136 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:40,050 Nighty -nighty. 137 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:49,580 Gobble, gobble, gobble. Happy Thanksgiving, my evil pilgrim. Gobble, 138 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,340 gobble. And what a special Thanksgiving it is. 139 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,820 Axe Cop and Ghost Cop are the main course. 140 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:01,080 Looks like we're finally done for, good buddy. But since it is Thanksgiving, I'm 141 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,060 thankful I'm spending my last moments with you. 142 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,300 I love you, man. 143 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,680 Anything you want to say to me? 144 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:11,960 Yes. While we were sleeping for 28 days, I dreamt that we'd be saved by a man 145 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,800 with the power of all the seasons. 146 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:18,380 Huh. His name is Season Man. And in my dream, I also learned that he is married 147 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:19,460 and has quadruplets. 148 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:23,160 I'm afraid that really doesn't help us. Dreams are just dreams. 149 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,640 They're not real. Not my dreams. 150 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:28,280 Everything I dream comes true. 151 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,360 See? 152 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:36,039 Season Man. 153 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,070 Thanks for dreaming me up, Axe Cop. 154 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:52,830 My pleasure, Season Man. 155 00:08:57,290 --> 00:09:03,030 I'm dying, Axe Cop. Don't worry, Season Man. Next time I fall asleep, I'll dream 156 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:07,330 up the perfect father to marry your wife and take care of your quadruplets. 157 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:12,390 Thanks, Axe Cop. Save your strength for dying. 158 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:16,470 Well, that's a cop. 159 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,830 It looks like I'm going to have to kill you the old -fashioned way. I'm going to 160 00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:23,610 rip you apart and peck you to death. 161 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:28,990 There's only one problem. When you weren't looking, Ghost Cop flew through 162 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:31,490 body and left a grenade bomb inside of you. 163 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:33,350 Best Halloween costume ever. 164 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:34,630 Wait, what? 165 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:40,810 He's missing! 166 00:09:42,990 --> 00:09:47,590 If I were missing, how could I be here? Hey, Axe Cop, where have you been, bro? 167 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:51,650 It took a whole month, but I finally collected 1 ,000 candies. 168 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:52,869 Oh, yeah! 169 00:09:52,870 --> 00:09:55,890 I'm gonna eat all the candy all at the same time, yay! 170 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,370 What about the turkey? 171 00:09:57,650 --> 00:10:01,370 Liborg's right. You can't have Thanksgiving without no turkey. This 172 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:02,370 not having turkey. 173 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:03,409 Uh, what? 174 00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:05,130 We're having turkey turkey. 175 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,300 Hi, turkey turkey. I call a leg. I want the wing. 176 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:12,380 It's delicious. 177 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:15,520 What about you, ex -cop? You a white meat guy or a dark meat guy? 178 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,060 Neither. I'm a head meat guy. 13986