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Babies are dumb.

Anita says they need to spend more time with Unibaby. Plus, she could be super

helpful around the office. Check this out. I wish for my cold coffee to be hot

coffee.

Mmm, hot coffee. Amazing, right? I wasn't looking. I was updating the list

all bad guys on Earth, and there is only one bad guy left to kill.

Really? When did this happen?

Last night, when I killed 7 ,000 bad guys. Oh, no.

Now we'll be out of work.

Axe Cop, what are we going to do for money? Guys, we could get jobs at Tom's

Fruit Stand.

I'm best friends with Tom, the owner. He lets me call him Thomas.

Axe Cop, this is the chief of the Nova Police. We need your help. There's a

giant robot destroying the city. This giant robot wouldn't happen to be named

Cydrazon, would it?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Perfect.

One day, at the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect axe.

That was the day he became Axe Cop.

I need a partner now.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner. My name is Flute Cop. We have an alien

war to stop.

I will chop your heads off.

There he is.

Whoa, hold the phone. What kind of sword is that?

Dino sword.

This ain't a job for normal cops!

I'll chop your evil dinosaur heads off!

Oh, no!

I got dinosaur blood on me!

Are you kidding me? I'm a dinosaur now?

I'm going to call you Dinosaur Soldier.

I did it.

I killed everyone on the bad guy list.

Unibaby, you're alive!

Uh -oh. Where's her horn?

Oh, man.

I need it. It's going to kill me. Axe cop, you've got to help me look for

Unibaby's horn.

No time, dinosaur soldier.

We need to see if this thing can do stuff.

Look! Roundhouse!

I wish.

To be a bad guy.

Flute Cop, Unibaby, how was your day together? Oh, my gosh! Where's her horn?

Oh, where's her horn? It was just her baby horn, and it fell out. That must

her adult horn is coming in, huh?

Or the truth is, Axe Cop threw her at a giant robot, and it fell off. I looked

for the horn, and I just couldn't find it.

Look, you're a father now, and I can't always be worried if or what you're

to come home as. You noticed that, huh? I can't do this anymore, dinosaur

soldier. You don't have to.

We killed all the bad guys. It's over. We start our new jobs in the morning. A

whole new life starts tomorrow.

All right, here you go. Two bananas.

Yo, dudes, who's hungry for apples? Because here's a bunch of them. And

they come from? Apple Planet.

Booyah! Axe Cop, can you help us out with some of these customers?

Nope. I'm looking through a book about gorillas.

Gorillas are awesome.

I bet they can punch really hard.

Perfect. I thought I'd miss killing bad guys, but selling fruit?

It's pretty cool.

I'm going to call you Avocado Soldier now.

What's the deal here? Why am I the only one who turns into stuff?

You're not.

Look, I'm Axe Cop with Lemon.

Hey, Axe Cop with Lemon.

How much for a coconut?

Hey, baby man!

How's tricks?

Working at a fruit stand now, eh? Yep.

Axe cop killed all the bad guys.

Oh, did he?

All right.

I'll see you later.

That guy is creepy.

Yeah, no kidding, buddy. Full -grown man in a baby suit.

Next.

Three, four...

Five dollars.

Here's your cut, Axe Cup.

Axe Cup, you can look at that list all night long, but nothing's going to

change. There are no more bad guys on Earth.

You'll get used to life in this slow lane.

Hey, bro, you want to grab a mega gulp and ride the choo -choo train at the

Mexican supermarket with me?

No. Suit yourself, amigo.

All right, see you in the morning.

Over? I knew it.

Baby man.

Honey, it's 5 .30 and look who's walking through the door. You're an avocado

now. That's true, but you're missing the point. I'm safe and I'm home early for

game night.

When was the last time that happened?

Oh, I guess you're right. And truth be told, I do like kissing an avocado way

more than I like kissing a dinosaur.

Come in, avocado soldier.

Ugh, what?

What do you want, Axe Cop?

I was right.

There is one more bad guy on the list.

Baby Man.

What are you talking about, Axe Cop? We all know that Baby Man's a good guy.

Not anymore, he's not.

We're going on a night mission to kill him. I got a better night mission for

you. Why don't you go home and catch some Z's?

Don't forget, you've got the opening shift of the fruit stand tomorrow.

Smells like baby powder.

Hey, Axe Cop.

Baby man.

Let's have a little play date.

Back at my baby man cave.

No, I don't play or go on dates with babies.

You know, I really wish you would.

This was going to be my baby headquarters. Bringing a certain kind of

justice that only a man with the power of babies could provide. Do you

understand what I'm saying?

You see...

Ever since I was a baby, baby man, I wanted to be on your team.

I watched all your awesome fights and I practiced all your cool moves.

For my first birthday, I even asked for an axe rattle, like an axe rattle that a

baby would have.

So you can imagine my excitement when I finally heard you were having tryouts.

I waited nine all month just to show you my moves, but you didn't care.

Babies are dumb.

Next!

You didn't even let me try out. But now, I'm going to make you watch me.

You ever listen to Rockin' Robin on WAXE radio?

No. It's my personal favorite.

Show you what your baby gave you.

I want to hear you say baby's on the team.

Baby made it. Baby man made it on the team. Say it. I want to hear you say it.

That tryout was gross.

What? No, no, no, no, no, no. No!

I wish for a

rattlesnake.

Kill him.

avocado soldier pick seven avocado soldier are you even paying attention ah

sorry i just can't help but think x cop is in trouble but i thought you killed

all the bad guys on the bad guy list i thought so too but he said this thing

about baby man turning bad you know what i'm just gonna swing by baby man's baby

cave see if everything's okay hey x cop Can I be on your team? No, you can't,

because I'm such a big, mean, stinky, poopy pants. Oh, that's okay.

Because I'm going to kill you anyway.

Oh, my God.

I'm too late.

Axe Cop's dead.

Yes, he is.

Wait, what? I let Baby Man kill me so I could come back as a ghost and untie

myself.

How are you alive?

I just tied you up and killed you. That's my let yourself die and turn into

ghost secret attack.

Hey, Scott, please. Don't kill him. Why? Do you want to do it? Can't you see?

Deep down, Baby Man's not a bad guy.

He's just a dumb guy.

Well, I guess I can't kill you.

I wish for Baby Man to not be dumb anymore.

The power of evil is nothing.

Compared to the power of the human spirit. Hey, look at that. Little baby

a genius.

Now can I be on the team?

Ah, I wish.

There's no more bad guys for us to fight, now that you're a good guy. What

aliens? Did you kill all the aliens, too?

Are all aliens good or bad?

I don't know. I think some are good and some are bad, just like people.

There's a huge gray area.

You know, it's not black and white with aliens.

Then I wish for all aliens to be bad so we can kill them.

Now we're talking.

Let's go. Max Cap, hold up. Real quick, just a little favor. Can you wish for me

to be Blue Cop again? Sure. I wish for Avocado Soldier to be a gorilla with

-gun fists and a red bow tie.

No, no, no, no. Oh, what?

I want it to be normal. But I wanted you to be better.

Hey, everybody.

Look at me. I'm riding a train.

And I gotta go to the bathroom. Next stop, El Banyo.

I've got dibs all night, dude.

Guess what? My friends are all showing up in just a minute.

And we're going to see how many grown -ups can fit on this thing at once.