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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:05,560 Babies are dumb. 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:09,380 Anita says they need to spend more time with Unibaby. Plus, she could be super 3 00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:14,040 helpful around the office. Check this out. I wish for my cold coffee to be hot 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,040 coffee. 5 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:21,160 Mmm, hot coffee. Amazing, right? I wasn't looking. I was updating the list 6 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:25,500 all bad guys on Earth, and there is only one bad guy left to kill. 7 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:27,460 Really? When did this happen? 8 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:31,240 Last night, when I killed 7 ,000 bad guys. Oh, no. 9 00:00:31,870 --> 00:00:32,910 Now we'll be out of work. 10 00:00:33,190 --> 00:00:36,930 Axe Cop, what are we going to do for money? Guys, we could get jobs at Tom's 11 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:37,629 Fruit Stand. 12 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:41,590 I'm best friends with Tom, the owner. He lets me call him Thomas. 13 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:45,550 Axe Cop, this is the chief of the Nova Police. We need your help. There's a 14 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:49,750 giant robot destroying the city. This giant robot wouldn't happen to be named 15 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,210 Cydrazon, would it? 16 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:53,310 Yes. Yes, it is. 17 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:54,930 Perfect. 18 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:59,730 One day, at the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect axe. 19 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:03,240 That was the day he became Axe Cop. 20 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,580 I need a partner now. 21 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:10,220 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. My name is Flute Cop. We have an alien 22 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,260 war to stop. 23 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,740 I will chop your heads off. 24 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,400 There he is. 25 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,100 Whoa, hold the phone. What kind of sword is that? 26 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,480 Dino sword. 27 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:30,150 This ain't a job for normal cops! 28 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:36,430 I'll chop your evil dinosaur heads off! 29 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:39,990 Oh, no! 30 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:42,110 I got dinosaur blood on me! 31 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:46,770 Are you kidding me? I'm a dinosaur now? 32 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:49,270 I'm going to call you Dinosaur Soldier. 33 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:01,460 I did it. 34 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,060 I killed everyone on the bad guy list. 35 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:07,840 Unibaby, you're alive! 36 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,699 Uh -oh. Where's her horn? 37 00:02:10,419 --> 00:02:11,540 Oh, man. 38 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,080 I need it. It's going to kill me. Axe cop, you've got to help me look for 39 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,059 Unibaby's horn. 40 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,640 No time, dinosaur soldier. 41 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,040 We need to see if this thing can do stuff. 42 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,020 Look! Roundhouse! 43 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,520 I wish. 44 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,700 To be a bad guy. 45 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:39,960 Flute Cop, Unibaby, how was your day together? Oh, my gosh! Where's her horn? 46 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:45,480 Oh, where's her horn? It was just her baby horn, and it fell out. That must 47 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,440 her adult horn is coming in, huh? 48 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:54,780 Or the truth is, Axe Cop threw her at a giant robot, and it fell off. I looked 49 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:56,240 for the horn, and I just couldn't find it. 50 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:01,260 Look, you're a father now, and I can't always be worried if or what you're 51 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:05,540 to come home as. You noticed that, huh? I can't do this anymore, dinosaur 52 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,340 soldier. You don't have to. 53 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:11,740 We killed all the bad guys. It's over. We start our new jobs in the morning. A 54 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,280 whole new life starts tomorrow. 55 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,700 All right, here you go. Two bananas. 56 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:22,780 Yo, dudes, who's hungry for apples? Because here's a bunch of them. And 57 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:24,160 they come from? Apple Planet. 58 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,640 Booyah! Axe Cop, can you help us out with some of these customers? 59 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:30,760 Nope. I'm looking through a book about gorillas. 60 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:32,760 Gorillas are awesome. 61 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,060 I bet they can punch really hard. 62 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:39,240 Perfect. I thought I'd miss killing bad guys, but selling fruit? 63 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:40,580 It's pretty cool. 64 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:46,080 I'm going to call you Avocado Soldier now. 65 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,200 What's the deal here? Why am I the only one who turns into stuff? 66 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:50,079 You're not. 67 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,040 Look, I'm Axe Cop with Lemon. 68 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:54,800 Hey, Axe Cop with Lemon. 69 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,420 How much for a coconut? 70 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,820 Hey, baby man! 71 00:03:58,900 --> 00:03:59,900 How's tricks? 72 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,020 Working at a fruit stand now, eh? Yep. 73 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:04,040 Axe cop killed all the bad guys. 74 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:05,260 Oh, did he? 75 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,860 All right. 76 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:10,480 I'll see you later. 77 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,920 That guy is creepy. 78 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:16,980 Yeah, no kidding, buddy. Full -grown man in a baby suit. 79 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:18,940 Next. 80 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,240 Three, four... 81 00:04:22,489 --> 00:04:23,489 Five dollars. 82 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,030 Here's your cut, Axe Cup. 83 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:29,730 Axe Cup, you can look at that list all night long, but nothing's going to 84 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:33,510 change. There are no more bad guys on Earth. 85 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,330 You'll get used to life in this slow lane. 86 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:40,330 Hey, bro, you want to grab a mega gulp and ride the choo -choo train at the 87 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:41,430 Mexican supermarket with me? 88 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:43,630 No. Suit yourself, amigo. 89 00:04:45,810 --> 00:04:48,210 All right, see you in the morning. 90 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:51,850 Over? I knew it. 91 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:53,410 Baby man. 92 00:04:56,390 --> 00:05:00,450 Honey, it's 5 .30 and look who's walking through the door. You're an avocado 93 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:05,170 now. That's true, but you're missing the point. I'm safe and I'm home early for 94 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:05,789 game night. 95 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:07,310 When was the last time that happened? 96 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:12,390 Oh, I guess you're right. And truth be told, I do like kissing an avocado way 97 00:05:12,390 --> 00:05:13,990 more than I like kissing a dinosaur. 98 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,450 Come in, avocado soldier. 99 00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:17,930 Ugh, what? 100 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,320 What do you want, Axe Cop? 101 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:20,920 I was right. 102 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:24,220 There is one more bad guy on the list. 103 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:25,860 Baby Man. 104 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:29,680 What are you talking about, Axe Cop? We all know that Baby Man's a good guy. 105 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:30,920 Not anymore, he's not. 106 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:35,080 We're going on a night mission to kill him. I got a better night mission for 107 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,960 you. Why don't you go home and catch some Z's? 108 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,280 Don't forget, you've got the opening shift of the fruit stand tomorrow. 109 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:44,080 Smells like baby powder. 110 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,100 Hey, Axe Cop. 111 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:47,289 Baby man. 112 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:48,590 Let's have a little play date. 113 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:51,130 Back at my baby man cave. 114 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:55,230 No, I don't play or go on dates with babies. 115 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:58,350 You know, I really wish you would. 116 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:06,530 This was going to be my baby headquarters. Bringing a certain kind of 117 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:10,430 justice that only a man with the power of babies could provide. Do you 118 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:11,430 understand what I'm saying? 119 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:13,610 You see... 120 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:18,330 Ever since I was a baby, baby man, I wanted to be on your team. 121 00:06:18,630 --> 00:06:23,090 I watched all your awesome fights and I practiced all your cool moves. 122 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:28,590 For my first birthday, I even asked for an axe rattle, like an axe rattle that a 123 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:29,569 baby would have. 124 00:06:29,570 --> 00:06:33,650 So you can imagine my excitement when I finally heard you were having tryouts. 125 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:40,030 I waited nine all month just to show you my moves, but you didn't care. 126 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:41,550 Babies are dumb. 127 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,150 Next! 128 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:49,680 You didn't even let me try out. But now, I'm going to make you watch me. 129 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,860 You ever listen to Rockin' Robin on WAXE radio? 130 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:56,840 No. It's my personal favorite. 131 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,400 Show you what your baby gave you. 132 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:27,560 I want to hear you say baby's on the team. 133 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:33,260 Baby made it. Baby man made it on the team. Say it. I want to hear you say it. 134 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,540 That tryout was gross. 135 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:39,240 What? No, no, no, no, no, no. No! 136 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:46,800 I wish for a 137 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,920 rattlesnake. 138 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,060 Kill him. 139 00:07:56,170 --> 00:08:03,130 avocado soldier pick seven avocado soldier are you even paying attention ah 140 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:07,370 sorry i just can't help but think x cop is in trouble but i thought you killed 141 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:11,790 all the bad guys on the bad guy list i thought so too but he said this thing 142 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:16,630 about baby man turning bad you know what i'm just gonna swing by baby man's baby 143 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:22,080 cave see if everything's okay hey x cop Can I be on your team? No, you can't, 144 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,900 because I'm such a big, mean, stinky, poopy pants. Oh, that's okay. 145 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,780 Because I'm going to kill you anyway. 146 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:31,780 Oh, my God. 147 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,100 I'm too late. 148 00:08:33,419 --> 00:08:34,419 Axe Cop's dead. 149 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:35,940 Yes, he is. 150 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:41,320 Wait, what? I let Baby Man kill me so I could come back as a ghost and untie 151 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,320 myself. 152 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,640 How are you alive? 153 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:56,600 I just tied you up and killed you. That's my let yourself die and turn into 154 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,900 ghost secret attack. 155 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:03,920 Hey, Scott, please. Don't kill him. Why? Do you want to do it? Can't you see? 156 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,640 Deep down, Baby Man's not a bad guy. 157 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:08,600 He's just a dumb guy. 158 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:11,420 Well, I guess I can't kill you. 159 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:15,420 I wish for Baby Man to not be dumb anymore. 160 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,660 The power of evil is nothing. 161 00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:23,650 Compared to the power of the human spirit. Hey, look at that. Little baby 162 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,650 a genius. 163 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,550 Now can I be on the team? 164 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:28,050 Ah, I wish. 165 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,840 There's no more bad guys for us to fight, now that you're a good guy. What 166 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,680 aliens? Did you kill all the aliens, too? 167 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,660 Are all aliens good or bad? 168 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:39,960 I don't know. I think some are good and some are bad, just like people. 169 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,600 There's a huge gray area. 170 00:09:42,820 --> 00:09:44,440 You know, it's not black and white with aliens. 171 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:49,140 Then I wish for all aliens to be bad so we can kill them. 172 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,260 Now we're talking. 173 00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:55,790 Let's go. Max Cap, hold up. Real quick, just a little favor. Can you wish for me 174 00:09:55,790 --> 00:10:00,910 to be Blue Cop again? Sure. I wish for Avocado Soldier to be a gorilla with 175 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:02,650 -gun fists and a red bow tie. 176 00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:04,250 No, no, no, no. Oh, what? 177 00:10:04,590 --> 00:10:07,610 I want it to be normal. But I wanted you to be better. 178 00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:09,089 Hey, everybody. 179 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:10,750 Look at me. I'm riding a train. 180 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,030 And I gotta go to the bathroom. Next stop, El Banyo. 181 00:10:14,970 --> 00:10:16,530 I've got dibs all night, dude. 182 00:10:17,010 --> 00:10:19,390 Guess what? My friends are all showing up in just a minute. 183 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,200 And we're going to see how many grown -ups can fit on this thing at once. 13668