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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,780 I was born in the year 2004 to Bobber and Gobber Smartest. You're doing great! 2 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:06,900 Push, Holly, push! 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:07,819 Oh, man! 4 00:00:07,820 --> 00:00:14,300 Woo! They named me... Axie Smartest. Because I was a baby with a mustache, 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,379 they sometimes called me... 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,640 Baby Mario. 7 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,820 Here you go, Axie. This was not one of those times. 8 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:24,340 My father was a carpenter and my mother was a school teacher. 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:29,360 She never had time to cook a full dinner, so she served us candy canes for 10 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:34,180 meal. Another great meal, dear. I hated candy canes. What is this? 11 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:39,000 Rainbow cherry. I love it. I hated rainbow cherry the most. 12 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,680 Then something bad happened. 13 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,660 My parents died. 14 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,300 Someone had poisoned their candy cane dinner. 15 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:53,840 I swore then that I would find and kill the man that did this to my parents. 16 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:58,140 I also swore to never eat another candy cane as long as I live. 17 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:02,040 Because I hate candy cane. 18 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:08,920 One day, the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect axe. 19 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,440 That was the day he became Axe Call. 20 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:14,840 I need a partner now. 21 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:19,400 So you have trialed and hired a partner. My name is Fluke Cop. Let's go build 22 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,760 the best robot ever. 23 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,940 I will chop your heads off. 24 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,680 Oh, hey, Axe Cop, hanging out in the dark? 25 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:32,560 That's weird but cool. 26 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,160 Aren't you going to wish me a happy birthday? 27 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,740 No, I was waiting for the sixth. 28 00:01:38,090 --> 00:01:42,350 Which is your birthday, right? This year, we're celebrating my birthday all 29 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:45,470 month. Ah, but I don't have your present yet. Don't worry. 30 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:49,010 I knew what you were going to get me, so I went ahead and bought it for myself. 31 00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:51,050 You owe me $100. 32 00:01:51,290 --> 00:01:52,290 Oh, okay. 33 00:01:52,410 --> 00:01:53,430 Can I pay you later? 34 00:01:53,890 --> 00:01:54,890 No. 35 00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:57,090 So what did I get you anyway? 36 00:01:57,430 --> 00:01:58,430 A butler. 37 00:01:58,570 --> 00:02:03,030 His name is Al. Al punched you in the face. You cold, sir? Get the monster 38 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:04,850 ready, Al. We have an important mission. 39 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:06,150 Of course, sir. 40 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,190 So, Axe Cop, what's the important mission? 41 00:02:08,410 --> 00:02:10,070 There is no important mission. 42 00:02:10,449 --> 00:02:11,950 We're going to the beach. 43 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:17,150 Look at us, huh? On the beach? In the sun? 44 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:21,770 This is a pretty good kickoff date to your birthday month, huh, Axe Cop? Since 45 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:24,910 already know about the butler, you have to get me a super secret gift. 46 00:02:25,430 --> 00:02:29,190 Okay. I think I know exactly what to get you. So do I. 47 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:32,590 A magic axe that can turn into any weapon I want. 48 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:34,170 Oh, not what I was thinking. 49 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:38,940 You want some juice? We got grape juice, we have apple juice, and we have apple 50 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:39,940 grape juice. 51 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,380 I'm going to have an apple grape juice. 52 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,360 Look at how they put all this juice in boxes, you know? 53 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,560 What are they going to think of next? 54 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:48,880 Wait, what's that? 55 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:51,480 Ooh, it looks like a miracle of mermaids. 56 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,220 Evil mermaids. 57 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:13,940 Say it again! 58 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,460 Hey, man! 59 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,760 Why'd you do that? 60 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,600 Why'd you kill all my friends? 61 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,920 Because they were obviously evil. 62 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,080 There's no such thing as an evil mermaid. 63 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,660 But they were making mean faces. 64 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,980 No, no, no. This is a mean face. 65 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,440 Uh, now you're smiling. 66 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,860 No, now I'm smiling. 67 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:36,220 What? Here in the ocean, it's the bad guys that smile. 68 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:41,720 Which means... I... killed... 69 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,120 Good guys. 70 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:53,620 Surprise! 71 00:03:57,540 --> 00:04:01,180 Yo, dude, what's going on with X -Cop? I don't want to get into it. 72 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,040 Suffice to say, a lot of good mermaids' heads were cut off. 73 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,960 H -A -P -P -Y! 74 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,620 H -A -P -P -Y! 75 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:11,950 H -A -P -P -Y, happy birthday, Axe Cop! 76 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:15,730 This cake is all wrong. 77 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:20,470 But it's birthday flavored, your favorite. And look, there's a candle of 78 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:25,430 holding an axe, just like you do. You hold an axe, right? The candle is 79 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:30,350 to be of me holding up two axes. This is the worst birthday ever! 80 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:35,429 Axe Cop? 81 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:36,570 Hey, come on out, bro. 82 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:41,580 No. We have an extra super secret birthday gift. You're gonna love it. 83 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:43,120 It's awesome! 84 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:46,800 How awesome could it be? 85 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:49,100 It's not even in a big box. 86 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,720 Just open it, will ya? 87 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,220 Fine. 88 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:58,720 Dear Axe Cop, we all chipped in and found out who killed your parents. It 89 00:04:58,720 --> 00:04:59,880 Bad Santa. 90 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:05,080 Now that's a birthday present. 91 00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:07,990 I knew he'd like it. I told you guys. 92 00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:13,850 Bad Santa, I hope you like dying as much as I'm going to enjoy killing you. 93 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,390 Yeah, I'm pretty proud of that bird, thank you. 94 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:21,450 Now, whole planet, this is the place. 95 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,580 Ho, ho, ho. Hello, Bad Santa. 96 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Axe Cop. 97 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:46,700 Welcome to my magic workshop of torture and evil. 98 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:53,460 I've been expecting you to walk through those gingerbread doors ever since I 99 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:56,040 accidentally healed your parents. 100 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:00,380 What? 101 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:06,160 What do you mean, accidentally? Those candy canes were meant for you. I was 102 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,840 trying to kill you. 103 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,580 But why me? 104 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,620 I was a good boy. 105 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:16,220 Exactly. You were a very good boy. 106 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,360 Just like all of them. 107 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:32,390 It's time for you to finally eat your candy cane dinner. 108 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,890 Come. Never! 109 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,310 Rainbow cherry? 110 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:48,890 Good 111 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:56,930 Santa. 112 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:58,580 Is that you? 113 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,420 Listen to me, Axe Cop. 114 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,700 You must stop my evil twin brother. 115 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,340 But how? 116 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,660 Rainbow cherry candy canes are my greatest weakness. 117 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,860 With the power of Christmas. 118 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:21,660 Where do you think you're going, Bad Santa? 119 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,480 To heaven. Heaven? 120 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:27,700 Why? To keep... God and become Jesus. 121 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,280 Obviously. 122 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:30,230 Say hello to my parents in hell. 123 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:37,470 By the power of Christmas, I am 124 00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:41,330 setting the children free! 125 00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:49,550 Not a chance. 126 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:54,920 Throw this head in the head trash. 127 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:59,000 Not a bad way to kick off your birthday month, I'd say, huh? I mean, it did 128 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:04,720 start off a bit rocky with the mermaid massacre, but in the end, you avenged 129 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:05,720 your parents' death. 130 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,180 I mean, come on! 131 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,020 This has got to be the happiest day of your life, am I right? 132 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:15,460 No. The happiest day of my life was the day my parents died. 133 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:20,440 What? True. It was the saddest day of my life because they died. 134 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:25,380 But it was also the happiest day of my life because I didn't have to eat candy 135 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,380 canes anymore. 136 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,680 Actually, I wasn't happy or sad. 137 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,240 I was medium. 138 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,920 And medium is the happiest that I'll ever be. 9867