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One day, the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect act.

That was the day he became... I need a partner now.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner. My name is Fleet Cop. Get ready for a

life of killing bad guys.

I will chop your heads off!

This is Rockin' Robin on your 8 -0 dial. Music for Parking in the Dark while in

Rock Creek Park.

Seriously, we're out of gas.

So, uh, what you wanna do now?

Wait, what?

You just chopped my girlfriend's head off! She was on my list of all bad guys.

See? Okay, wait, wait, wait. Her real name was Poison Poison?

And her power was poison punches?

Wow.

Thanks, Axe Cop. That's why I spy on people.

Axe Cop, this is Flute Cop. Do you read me? Come in.

What do you want, Flute Cop?

I'm on a night mission.

I'm sorry to bother you, but do you know how I've been saving my money to get

$100? Well, guess what?

I did it. Yeah.

So I was thinking of taking Anita on a little romantic getaway for our

anniversary. So could you possibly babysit Unibaby for us? How much are you

going to pay me?

I can pay you $15.

I'll be right there.

Flute Cop's taking me to Hawaii.

Isn't he romantic?

How would I know? I mean, can you think of a better place to go on vacation?

Yes. Uh, so the baby food is in the fridge, and the fresh diapers are in the

dresser. Oh, and don't mess with Unibaby's horn, um, as it holds great

Okay, see you in a couple of days.

Okay, see you later. Just don't mess with the Unibaby's horn. It holds great

power.

Gross. She already pooped. I'm not feeding you any more food. You poop too

From now on, you just get one small meal a day.

What the hell?

You know what? I don't like you. I'm going to hide this until your parents

home.

Babies are so dumb.

Sockerang on the telephone!

Sockerang. I'm at Flutecop's house babysitting.

Oh, I love babies!

I'll be right there!

Oh, man, Flutecop has the best snacks!

So, uh, where's the, uh, where's the baby?

I locked her in the closet because she poops and cries too much. Ah, smart.

Now let's look around the house and see if there's anything cool to play with.

Hey, Socorang, look what I drew. I call it Magic World.

We should go there!

I know.

But how?

With this!

Great! Let's go to Magic World!

Oh, wait! What about Unibaby? She won't die. She ate a small meal.

Now, we can't just leave her here alone.

No, but we can create cyborg versions of ourselves to watch over her.

I programmed the cyborgs to watch Unibaby and to punch her if she cries.

See?

When I have a baby...

You're babysitting. Not unless you have $15, I'm not.

X -Cup Magic World!

Magic World is so magical!

I could cry!

Not me. I never cry.

Intruders!

Of course we did. The magic police are the slowest police.

Oh, my gosh, look!

The big magic show is about to start.

Let's go watch!

I've got a better idea.

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed at our amazing

magic show.

This is ridiculous.

Where are their wands?

And now...

for our first trick.

Boo!

They tore our historic tent!

Maza -la -pa -pel -baba -lel -laba -lel -saba -sel!

Make that whole filly well!

Ah, see, now that's what I expect.

The unexpected. And now for our final trick!

Baba -shal -lel. Make a hundred dollars appear in every hand.

I'm saying that rhetorically. I don't want to know. I love magic. Now for our

other final trick.

A thousand, thousand, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.

This is an outrage.

But now they're richer than we are. We win. You lose.

Ladies and gentlemen, these are fake magicians.

Let's kill them.

Buy something that makes something invisible.

Yeah, that's a great idea. I know a guy.

I see something I want.

Awesome.

Hi, Chubby Wubby, you.

Chubby Tall is the best.

Yes, he is.

Come in, Axe Cop.

Axe Cop, I just wanted to check in on Unibaby. I'm trying. Just give me a

second. No, because you're judging me. You don't have to say anything. It's

look. Hey,

I think we should go back home and check on Unibaby. No.

Send Chubby Doll back.

That way we can stay here in Magic World and have even more fun.

I'm going to blow this baby's head off. Do it.

What the heck?

Ratscop, the computer brains of those cyborgs have turned evil.

They're gonna kill the baby!

Come on, let's go save the baby.

No, I don't want to.

We're not done having fun yet.

You are under arrest.

Abracadabra.

Fine.

We'll go check on Yuna, baby.

Isn't it great?

Oh, great.

Yeah. It's amazing what $100 can buy you. Or $100 minus $15. So $85.

Oh, look.

Coconut. Watch this.

It's so beautiful.

Oh, man, I love you.

Honey, can't we just try Axe Cop again? See how Unibaby is doing?

I'm sure she's fine.

She's with Axe Cop.

What could possibly happen?

Flute Cop, I'm babysitting.

It's Flute Cop.

Yes, she's fine.

Okay, we will. Bye.

Flute Cop said we should take Unibaby to the park.

I hate babysitting.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? We should drop a bang. Yes.

Why won't you and a baby stop crying?

It's so annoying.

Well, she's probably hungry. We haven't fed her all day. Too bad. I don't want

her pooping. Oh, I hear that.

Hey, cop. Hey, cop. Come here. This is the chief of the normal police. It's the

chief of the normal police.

What do you want?

Why are you and Saga Ray robbing a bank?

Hmm? What are you talking about? We're not robbing a bank.

But I think I know who is.

It's now.

Let's go buy more guns to rob more banks.

Yes.

Come on, axe cop. Let's go get them. I'll chop your head.

Oh, no. I left my axe at the house.

What are we going to do?

Quiet, baby. This is no time for eating or pooping. Shh.

She's trying to tell us something. This hole in the stroller, it's a cannon. But

there's no trigger. There's no trigger. Because it's a poop cannon.

It's controlled by pooping. Oh, wait.

Ugh, fine.

Eat, Unibaby, eat!

Hey, cyborgs, look at this present we got you!

I love pregnant.

The baby saved the day!

I'm chubby woman, you.

So, Axe Cop, do you still think babies are dumb?

Of course I do.

Aloha, we're back.

Oh my gosh, we had such an amazing time. This volcano was about to erupt and

everyone was like, we're going to die. But Flute Cop used his flute to charm

volcano. Let's just say it'll never erupt again.

Did you miss daddy? Did you miss daddy? Yes, you did. Say daddy. Can you say

daddy?

Yeah, she said daddy. We all heard it.

I heard it.

Daddy.

The sound in here is weird. That'll be $15.