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So, Ken, what you want is to get a girl
to teach you some Czech language.
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Did I understand it good?
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Yeah. Okay, okay.
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Okay, so that's gonna be tricky because
if the girl doesn't speak English, then
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I don't... Whatever.
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You know what? I tried to fulfill your
wishes. This is why I'm here, okay?
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So, we're gonna pretend again that...
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You gotta be ahead of the TV channel,
okay? So you have to act like you're the
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boss, okay?
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Try to be the boss, like... Yeah,
exactly.
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There you go.
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Okay, so what's your type? What do you
want? Blonde? Black?
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Burned?
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Blondie? Which type of girl?
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Kini?
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Bronze? Blonde?
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okay okay uh she's not blonde going okay
oh yeah okay let me get my shoes
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good looking
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Let me get in
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first.
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So this is our studio.
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Please take off the shoes.
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Oh,
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your jacket.
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Okay.
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So, um...
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He is my boss, Ken.
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Nice to meet you. My name is Ken.
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Okay, please take a seat in the room.
I'm going to start the interview right
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away. Thank you.
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Okay, so we are doing a show
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today about languages.
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Try to communicate in different
languages. English, Czech, Japanese.
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Japanese is one of the most...
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Sarah.
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Sarah.
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Oh, Sarah.
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Okay, so can I ask you some questions,
some personal questions? How old are
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How old are you?
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I am... Okay, you don't answer.
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Okay.
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How do you say it in Czech?
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I don't know how you say it in Czech.
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Okay, you know what?
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How many years?
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So, I am 35.
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You? 23.
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No, there you go.
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Young.
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Yes,
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really young and beautiful. You're
beautiful.
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You know that you're beautiful?
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You're the most beautiful girl in my
life.
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You have a really nice mind.
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Smile. It's good for you.
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Okay, so.
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Ken, what would be the first thing that
you want to learn in Czech?
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What is the first word? What do you want
to know?
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Money?
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No money.
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You don't even understand me.
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It's okay.
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What do you want to learn? Hello, how
are you? Or good
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night? Or good morning?
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Good morning, I know in Japanese it's
OHAYO.
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OHAYO GOZAIMASU.
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OK, so you can say OHAYO GOZAIMASU.
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OK, just say it.
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OHAYO. OHAYO.
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OHAYO.
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It's good morning.
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Good morning. Good morning, yes.
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How do you say it in Czech?
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Dobry... Dobry den. Dobry den. Dobre
rano. Dobre rano. Oh, OK.
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Dobre rano. Dobre rano.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Thank
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you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Good.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Yes, thank you. It's in
Czech. Gěkuji.
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Gěkuji. Gěkuji. One more.
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Gěkuji.
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Gěkuji. Gěkuji. Gěkuji. Thank you.
Gěkuji. Arigato.
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Arigato. Arigato.
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Gěkuji. Gěkuji. Gěkuji.
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Really good. Okay, something else.
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Something basic.
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She is beautiful girl.
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Oh, she is beautiful girl.
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You are a beautiful girl. How do you say
that in Japanese?
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I think that means beautiful.
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I don't speak Japanese.
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It's hard to communicate.
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But how do you say you are beautiful?
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It's beautiful.
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Oh,
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good communication.
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There you go. Good communication.
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Let me find something else. What I'm
curious of. How do you say,
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I am for you?
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You heard me.
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I'm horny.
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Before sex, you are horny.
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During sex, you are horny.
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How do you say that in Czech?
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Horny. In Spanish I know.
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You know what? Let's go.
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for something else.
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Do you like sex?
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No, no, no. How do you say it in Czech?
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Do you like sex?
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How do you say it in Czech?
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Mamrada sex.
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Mamrada sex.
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Mamrada sex.
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Mamrada.
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Mamrada. Mamrada.
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Mamra.
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Mamra.
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Do you like that?
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Do you have boyfriends?
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No?
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Beauty,
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beauty, beauty.
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Presta, Presta, Presta, Presta. You
don't have boyfriends?
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Okay.
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What is your job?
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I'm a secretary.
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Ah, you're a secretary.
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Okay. We interview a lot of people. You
are our third secretary this week.
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Okay, you don't understand. Whatever.
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You're a secretary.
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How much money you make one month?
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I'm secretary?
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20 ,000.
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In euro?
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20 ,000.
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I give you... You make 1 ,000 euro in
one month.
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I give you 1 ,000 euro for five minutes.
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Is it good?
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It's good?
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Okay, all you have to do is take off
your track and just show your beautiful
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body to him because he's upset with
European woman.
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Yeah. Yeah? You do that? Okay.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. Okay, let's do this.
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Thank you.
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Look.
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I have up to 1 ,000 euros here. As soon
as you get naked, I'm gonna give it to
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you.
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Okay? So, shall we?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But don't worry, people can't hear you.
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She's not a shy girl, man.
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I can see that. She's not shy.
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Shy. No.
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Do you want me to help you?
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She was looking at me like, do you want
me to help you?
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Look at his face. Look at his face.
Isn't he adorable?
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He is in heaven.
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Good.
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1 ,000 euros is 1 ,000 euros.
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For 1 ,000 euros, I want this down and I
want this down.
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Okay? Okay. Thank you.
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And I want to keep your panty.
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So, 1 ,000 euros for one panty. Okay.
Okay?
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Thank you.
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There you go. It's my present to you.
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Thank you.
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No, it's my present to you. You have to
thank me. I paid for it.
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Okay.
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Just give it back to me. I'm going to
put this here, okay? For yours.
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And... Oh, my God.
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Can't cut from here.
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You're beautiful.
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Oh, beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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Okay, can you turn around just for him
to see you?
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No, just for him to see you, just turn
around.
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Okay,
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now you can sit back.
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I can see you are not shy.
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When was the last time you had sex?
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Sex? Yes, when was the last time? One
week?
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One month ago, you don't remember?
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That's wrong, that's wrong.
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Because people are like, you can't be
just, you know, untouched.
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Have you ever been with a Japanese guy?
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Have you ever been?
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so this is your lucky day because uh you
can now you have the possibility
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listen i mean this 1000 euro is nothing
there's a lot more where it comes from
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okay there's a lot of more things so if
you want more of these and you will be
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happy make my boss happy then i
guarantee you you can fly to japan
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and learn some japanese
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Make a couple of thousands.
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And, you know, who knows?
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Maybe you can move to Japan. Over there,
the economy is really high. People make
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a lot of money.
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So what do you think?
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What do you think?
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You know what? Just relax.
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What do you like about him?
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Do you like to get your facility?
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Because he's number one. Top one.
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For facility.
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So I suggest, leave him and let him do
the rest.
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I mean, I guarantee you, you want to
stay and have fun.
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He's adorable.
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He's like a puppy dog.
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What do you think?
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I think, guys, this is the point where I
step out from the picture.
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Have fun, Bob.
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Yes? Have fun.
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Thank you.
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Hmm?
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Stalk.
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Whoa.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Omankoguchogucho Omankoguchogucho
Omankoguchogucho Omankoguchogucho
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Omankoguchogucho
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