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Remember what I told you about that, right?

Sometimes there's girls who don't really

need that. You know, they're like the help.

You know, they're really nice and really helpful.

Not always, but this is what I tried.

to do to show you you know a different way to different woman you know because

the first time they they're always going uh they're always gonna you know a

little bit but if you're nice if you're nice with the girls that's always you

know a way to get into your panties okay you got that

A little bit.

A little bit.

Do you want to go on a taxi?

Do you want me to go around?

Together.

Together. You know what?

Let me do my part.

You stay here. You just point the girl.

I'll bring it to you.

Me too.

Together.

I want to go.

Oh, you want to? Okay.

Okay, you know what?

Okay, so this is the point. So now you saw how I do it. Now we try

together how we do it, okay?

Okay, just try to follow me, you know? Just go with the flow, be funny, you

know, be nice.

That's the point, okay?

But they're not gonna come inside the truck just because of our beautiful

you know?

It has to be a little bullshit always, you know?

If they want something, you have to pretend that you have it.

If you look at the girl, you already see what they like.

So if you give them what they like, or pretend to give them what they like, you

can get them.

Hold on.

This is the area of schools.

There's a lot of universities and everything around here. So I'm pretty

that we're going to find something what you like, okay?

But remember, smile, be happy.

Smile, be happy.

Be happy, yeah, you know, be crazy. I don't have to tell you. Japanese people

are always polite and always funny, right?

I'm sorry.

Do you have a minute?

Oh, sorry. Do you have minutes?

Just one moment.

Please. Please. One minute. One minute.

Please. Please.

Just one minute.

Okay.

Do you have ten minutes for us?

Oh.

English. That's perfect.

He's my friend from Japan. Actually, he's my boss from Japan.

And we are doing a documentary from Europe. And we would like to ask you

questions, if you like. I mean, it's for a proper Japanese TV channel called

Watashi wa Yari Mandetsu. Okay?

This is the name of the TV channel. And we are doing... We want to ask

how European people...

how European people live, you know, lifestyle, how they party,

what's their jobs, how they hang out, you know what I mean, I mean, a little

of nightlife of Europe, a little bit of nightlife of Europe, but also I'm going

to ask you some personal questions.

And we have a movie studio right there, and if you have 10 minutes, I will be

really happy.

Well, it doesn't... Yes, just 10 minutes. 10 minutes of your life make us

Okay? And make all the Asia happy because I'm like this.

Huh? Okay?

Are you okay?

Okay, okay. Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm Joe.

My name is Tony.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Please name me Joe.

Joe. I'm Joe.

Joe. Japanese Joe.

Japanese Joe.

Okay, so did you see that...

over there that's our studio okay so don't you don't have to worry people

see anything from outside just move us to there okay okay so shall we okay

perfect let's go uh this is our studio you like

don't worry the people cannot see uh well actually we came with the truck

and Sometimes we sleep here and we don't sleep.

Japanese say, Soto kara mie nai.

Soto kara mie nai.

Yeah.

It's okay.

Okay, ready?

Please take a seat in the middle.

Okay, first of all, introduce yourself, please. What's your name?

My name is Lola. Lola, okay.

Nice to meet you.

You're really beautiful. All the European girls are like this?

Thank you.

All the European girls are like you? Like this beautiful?

You think so? Yeah. You should move to Europe.

In Europe, all the girls look like her.

You should move to Europe. I told you. I mean, I know.

How old are you?

I can't see now. It's impossible.

It's impossible.

Are you serious?

Are you really?

Like what?

18 years old.

Yeah, you look like you're 18 years old. 18, 18.

You look like it. What is your job? What is your profession?

I work for the office.

What? In the office. In the office. So you are a sexist?

Sometimes.

Sometimes it's boring. How long have you been in the office?

Wake up 5 o 'clock in the morning.

What time do you go to the job?

8 o 'clock.

8 o 'clock. So you leave far away?

Half an hour. Half an hour.

So you gotta wake up what time?

I like to sleep

You work out a lot because you have a rocking body.

Sometimes, when I have time.

When you have time? Yeah.

But, I mean, honestly, you're the prettiest thing that I saw for a long

Okay.

What do you do in your free time?

Nothing special.

I watch TV, I read books.

Do you go partying?

Yes,

sometimes.

Do you like which kind of music?

Dance music.

Do you like dance?

Yeah. Do you like rock music?

Rock music?

Not really.

You like rock music? Yes. I was a rock singer six months ago.

Oh, wow.

Actually,

this...

How much do you make in the office?

How much money? We just try to... Around 600 euros.

600 euros?

Okay. We're just curious about the European tax.

I hope it wasn't so personal.

No.

Then can I have your personal cup?

Yeah. Do you like that?

That was too personal. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No. No, you don't have a boyfriend?

No. How come this pretty doesn't have a boyfriend?

No.

No time?

No time for boyfriend.

No boyfriend.

No boyfriend.

No time.

I have a lot of friends.

Oh, friends with benefits, right?

Yes. Okay.

So you have a lot of friends.

Am I right?

I mean, you have friends with benefits.

How much?

How many?

Five.

You have five guys who you hang out with in your free time?

I don't remember.

Oh, I see. You always have to have a backup.

You always have to have a backup.

Have you ever been with an Asian guy?

No. No?

No? Ever? No.

Okay.

Have you ever had an imagination thing with one of them?

No. No? So, what about... You have a rocking body.

He is a little concerned about his body.

Can you tell him, please, that he's okay? Because I'm always like, hey,

you're okay. No, I don't know. So I'm just asking you, if you take off the t

-shirt, just tell him the truth.

If it looks good or doesn't look good. Because he doesn't believe me. He wants

to hear it from you.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I can do that.

Okay, just, dude, take off your t -shirt.

How is it?

I

did

it!

I did it!

Since you have this much boyfriend, let me say, I bet

you like to try out new things, huh?

Yes.

That was my question, but you didn't answer that if you like sex.

Yes, I like sex.

How much?

Really much.

Really much?

Yeah? Yeah. What do you like to do with sex? Are you pervert?

You know the Japanese...

You guys are perverts?

There you go.

They are perverts. They can make you happy, I'm pretty sure.

So, I see you're confused what I'm trying to tell you.

But you know what?

I was bullshitting you.

We don't work for a TV channel.

I mean,

he's a really good friend of mine from Japan, and this is, we are making a home

video for him.

Like, you know, he's admired, he's obsessed with European girls.

And he's never been with a European girl.

So I promised him that I'd try to make it happen.

I don't know. I mean, you told me you like him and you know...

I don't know. I don't know.

It's a little bit crazy.

Yeah, it's a little bit crazy.

What do you like doing? You like doing... You know what?

Tell me something about your sexual desires.

Try to make it happen.

What do you like about her? You like rough, you like slow, you like... Slow,

yeah.

You like to get your pussy licked?

Not really.

Not really?

Oh, you prefer inside?

Yeah?

She prefers inside.

Yeah.

Like inside.

Inside.

Okay, you know what? He took off his t -shirt, so that's fair if you took off

yours.

Oh, he has a bra?

He doesn't have a bra at all.

Okay, now your turn.

Nobody can see you. No, nobody can see you. You don't have to worry.

Oh

my

god.

I'm dying of my body.

Dying of my body.

Beautiful.

Okay, you touch him. Can he touch you?

Okay, you can touch as well, okay? So this doesn't feel strange.

You touch here, I touch here, he touch here, you touch here, I touch here.

okay. There you go.

No problem.

Have you ever been...

No, I already asked that. You've never been with an Asian guy before?

No. You know what they're really good at?

okay okay so um just just one thing

i was dreaming about to get this off of you

since you get into this car

okay

You know what? I'll have it.

What do you think?

Huh?

Okay.

Ooh.

Wow. Nice panties. I like that.

I like the color of it.

Okay,

you know what? One more thing.

Tell me about your problem.

He's looking for someone to solve this problem.

And then you have to shave. Yeah, this is exactly what

I was talking about.

This is exactly, I mean, European girls like plain dick, right?

Can you help him to shave?

Me? Yeah!

You can touch it.

Is this strange?

I told you. I told you. European girls like no hair.

Is it true? Yeah. There you go.

You don't believe me.

I told you you're okay. I told you European girl doesn't like hairy guy.

Will you do it for him?

Okay,

please.

Just a moment, please.

Okay.

Is it strange?

Well, a girl who loves sex can be...

I don't think you're shy.

You're just confused, right?

Here we come.

Are you ready for this?

All right.

Well, I don't know. I just don't want to be a part of this.

Okay, you know what?

Guys, you just do your stuff.

I'm going to go smoke cigarettes because I don't want to be a part of this.

Good luck, Joe.

Yeah, thank you.

Oh, it's cold.

It's cold.

This is very strange.

First time, be careful.

Be careful.

First time.

Okay.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

This is not very good.

Not very good.

Finish,

finish. Okay.

Okay? Okay, okay.

One

moment,

that's enough.

Is this cool dick?

Not cool dick?

This is really crazy Your

friend

didn't come, right?

Okay.

too much.

Are you feeling it?

Do you feel it? Oh yeah!

Oh, but it was really each other.

Ugh.

I can't do it on my own.

It's my first time doing this.

Do you like it?

Oh yes!

This is crazy.

I was just like, eh.

Do you like Japanese?

Yes! Thank you!

Oh, good.

Show me, show me.

Show me what you see.

What you see.

My diamond.

My diamond, come.

I want to look.

It was nice but...

Can you teach me some Japanese words?

I want to... I think so too.

Around dark... Turn night.

Turn night. In Japanese.

Japanese say...

Watashi wa Yariman desu.

Turn 9, Japanese.

Say, Watashi wa Yariman desu.

Watashi wa Yariman desu. Okay, okay, okay.

Watashi wa Yariman desu. Watashi wa Yariman desu.

Okay, okay, okay. Thank you.

Yariman desu.

Watashi wa Yariman desu.

Yeah, yeah.

Watashi wa Yariman desu.

Okay,

thank you.

Watashi wa Yaniman de Thank you