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(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)

NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island Australia...

Who said this about you?

"I'm sorry, it's not the Em show. She's just giving high school."

Interesting.

The Islanders splashed out...

Hannah.

..and lashed out.

To be honest, like, we all kind of were saying it.

Oh, really? I'm happy to keep to myself.

Y'all enjoy...your little high school group.

Before the boys had hearts racing...

I'm gonna keep that forever in my brain.

..and heads spinning.

Literally.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

She smacked her head against the camera!

Don't worry, we checked.

The camera was fine!

Tooonight!

Jade and Eric, the time has come for you to couple up.

The bombs make their choice.

The girl that I would like to couple up with is...

The boy I'd like to couple up with is...

And you won't believe it.

I'm definitely catching feels.

I've literally got butterflies.

But there's love on Love Island!

Love is just in the air in the villa right now.

It's beautiful.

So naturally...

"You are all cordially invited to a celebration of love,

"lust and lies.

"Tonight is movie night!"

That's right. Movie night is back.

Dylan and I are literally in such a good place.

It couldn't have come at a worse time.

I really don't want to go backwards.

What's the worst that can happen?

Well, no spoilers, Hannah,

but I can promise...

Mimi, it's like, "I am a woman of worth."

And it's, like, just chill out sometimes.

Controversy.

Say it to my face now.

Say it to my face!

Confrontation...

You wouldn't even let me have that conversation...

You had all day!

You talked to everybody else but the person!

..and chaos.

He's the one who said, "Please don't tell anyone about this."

Whoa!

Don't! Because you did. I said, I said, I said...

Um... Um? Um?

What? You said what?

Grab your popcorn, it's gonna be good!

Shit.

(THEME MUSIC)

After stripping and aggressively thrusting,

the Islanders were happy.

But with Sophie looking serious, the joy has been stripped,

aggressively thrusting them into a different mood.

They are now sad.

Well, Islanders, I'm going to get straight to the point.

Anyone left single tonight...

..will be dumped from the villa.

No tricks, no twists.

There are currently six couples in the villa.

Mia and Nico, Em and Mercedes,

Hannah and Taylor,

Kaylah and Zane,

Mimi and Steph,

Sophie and Dylan.

And two singles, Jade and Eric.

Jade and Eric...

..the single life ends now.

Please come and face your fellow Islanders.

Jade and Eric, the time has come for you to couple up.

Who do you want to explore a deeper connection with?

Who would you want to spend most of your time with?

Who do you want to share a bed with?

As you have no doubt realised, with six couples in the villa,

you will have to steal someone's partner.

This is not a decision you should make

based on who will be left single.

You came here for you and you have to do you.

So, Eric, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?

I'd like to couple up with this girl

because we've been connecting really well.

She's beautiful, stunning.

And I really want to explore some more.

The girl that I would like to couple up with is...

Kaylah.

(SOFT APPLAUSE)

That's a very big smile, Kaylah.

He's such a nice guy, so I wouldn't have it any other way.

Really? So you were hoping for that?

Yeah. Oh, great.

And Eric, was that tough for you?

Honestly, it was... It was quite simple for me.

It was quite easy. Lovely.

Well, Kaylah and Eric, you are now officially a couple.

Go and take a seat.

Jade, it's your turn.

Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?

I would like to couple up with this boy

because he's made me feel super comfortable coming in here.

Our conversations are flowing really well,

and after that performance,

I feel like I would be silly to pick anyone else.

So the boy I like to couple up with is...

Zane.

(SOFT APPLAUSE)

Wow. Zane.

Yeah.

You were dumped by one and recovered by another.

Just all in the space of 10 seconds.

Yeah, I know it's good. Yeah, yeah.

You are smiling.

Yeah... (LAUGHTER)

Well, Jade and Zane, you're officially a couple.

Go and take a seat. Thank you.

(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)

Islanders, Eric and Jade's steals have resulted in no singles

remaining in the villa.

There are now seven couples... and that's too many.

One couple will be dumped.

What?

Oh, what?

But not tonight.

(ALL EXCLAIM) Sophie!

Jeez.

Islanders, tonight, you've been given a lifeline.

Some extra time to work on connections in the villa.

But this is the year of tough love.

I promise you that every couple is about to be tested.

Only the strongest will survive.

The next time you see me, you'll know exactly what I mean.

Goodnight, guys. (ALL SAY GOODNIGHT)

Fuck. We live to see another day!

We're still here, guys!

Let's fucking go!

Let's get out of this.

As the Islanders step away to scrape the clingy

body oil from every crack,

Mia does her best to scrape together a compliment

for clingy Nico and his every crack.

So... So tell me, how was the show?

Um, well, you did really well, considering it was your

first time, which is really daunting, but you nailed it.

Who was the best for you?

Um, you, obviously.

Are you saying that because you're partnered with me...

The only reason Dylan got my heart rate up is because

he fucking licked my whole neck.

I did not expect that from him.

So is that the secret to getting your heart rate up?

Yeah.

I mean, if a guy licked my neck, my heart rate would go up, too.

I think everyone got a big old Dylan lick.

He was licking everyone.

We didn't show it, but I too got a big old Dylan lick.

It was perfect!

How do you feel? You're now in a couple.

I know! You don't have to be in bed alone.

I know! It's so surreal, but after that challenge,

I was like, OK!

He was like, I want you and I'm coming for you.

Oh my gosh. I feel like it just feels so, like, easy

and comfortable and I'm excited to see...

He's a really cool guy.

Yeah. He really is.

Rowr! Rowr!

We're just talking about how hot and amazing you are.

Me? Yeah.

Stop it. Can you not get your oil off yet?

Nah.

Jade just told me she's really into oils.

Really? I'm kidding. Love you guys.

Bye. Anyway. Oh my gosh.

I'll see you later. Bye, cutie.

So how was your night?

I can't complain, honestly.

A good one for you guys.

Boys stripping was not on my bingo card, but it was great.

Happy to be coupled up? Yeah.

How do you feel? I picked you.

Yeah. No, I feel good.

I mean, we've had good conversations, and I feel

like after that, it's a lot more comfortable now.

Yeah, definitely.

Would you have been offended if I didn't pick you after that?

Disappointed. Not disappointed...

You can say disappointed. Let's go disappointed then.

I'm happy.

Yeah.

I mean, it was impressive what you did out there.

Really? Yeah, definitely.

As Zane and 59 continued to flirt, 58 tells Eric

how impressed she was by his aggressive stomping

on a beetle in the bedroom just now.

You killed it. I was very impressed.

Poor little beetle.

He deserved better.

Um, yeah, so are you... Are you happy that we coupled up?

I am. I'm so stoked.

I've connected with you so much more and so much better

than anyone else here.

So... I'm so glad.

Yeah. I mean, it was an easy... easy choice.

I mean, yeah, I'm so glad as well. I'm happy.

Yeah. The chemistry is there.

We're, we're getting along really well.

I mean, um, I feel like the connection is real.

She's an awesome chick in every way.

How do you... How'd you find our kiss?

I think everyone else loved it.

Did you hear everyone? Yeah, I know, I know.

It was a bit crazy. No, I liked it.

Did you? Yeah.

I was like, he's confident.

Um, yeah, obviously it's a bit hectic, but when...

In a challenge. Yeah.

And, you know, me stripping and all that.

I was thoroughly impressed.

I wasn't expecting to, you know, for our first kiss

to be like that, but whatever.

I had fun. It's good.

It was nice. I'm keen to kiss you again.

Can I kiss you?

# Kiss me underneath the sky Fall in love

# Take it slow

# I've been dizzy cause I had a taste

# I don't ever think I'll be the same

# Tell me, does it ever go away?

# Your love is my vertigo. #

Yeah, I'm so glad. Yeah, you're a good kisser.

Kisses say a lot, don't you think?

Yeah, 100%. That was a really nice kiss.

That was beautiful. That was amazing.

Yeah. Stunning.

I'm giddy now. Thank you.

Just had a first kiss with Zane... Oh!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm so sorry. Eric. What the fuck?

I love that. I'm keen to give you some more kisses.

Just hanging out in your undies all night now.

He is so hot and sexy and, like, the way he looks at me,

(GROWLS) that kiss with Eric tells me that I am very much...

obsessed.

Very good kisser. (INDISTINCT).

I know.

It's Love Island Australia,

or as we like to be known, the United Gyrations.

We've got Kiwi Mimi, Frenchman Steph,

Texas cowboy Mercedes,

perfect Irish man Dylan,

and Kaylah's new squeeze, Argentinian Adonis Eric.

Come get me. I'll be down here. I mean, you don't have to.

I mean, come, I mean, you can come with me.

Kaylah.

The way you look at him!

You literally have so much joy in your eyes.

Really? Yeah.

Did you see us kiss?

Oh! Shut up!

What?

You guys just kissed?

Yes! How is it? Good?

Oh, so good.

Better than the challenge?

Yeah, the challenge is, like, obviously a bit like cray cray,

you know, like, everything going on, but it's just...

You had your first proper kiss.

Was it a snog, like, was it proper?

It was a snog, yeah. Twice.

Was it good?

Perfect mix of tongue and no tongue.

Really?

And then he even did what I normally do.

Which is, like, suck the bottom lip.

The lip bite.

Yeah.

Did you get, like, little flutters?

Fuck, yes.

Mate, his eyes.

I just can't. I see the way you look at him.

Yeah, he turns me on so much.

Oh, guys, he's like my dream man. What the fuck?

# Pull me closer. #

Oh my gosh. Kaylah!

She's so excited and so happy,

the way that she looks at this man.

They grin ear to ear.

So he's from Argentina. Argentina.

No, Argentina? Argentina.

How the fuck do you say it is?

Are they two separate countries? I don't know.

I don't want to sound like a fuckwit.

Well, I think Argentinian's like a cuisine.

Like Argentinian food.

Argentina is a country.

Argentina is the place. Yeah.

And it's in, like, Brazil, is it not?

Oh. (ALL LAUGH)

I don't want to sound like a fuckwit.

No...

It's in South America, because he said that.

So it's in South America.

But I'm confused. Isn't Brazil South America?

Argentina? Like, who the fuck knows where even is that?

Europe. I thought it was Middle Eastern. Or near Spain.

I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's in South America.

But he speaks Spanish.

Yes, they speak Spanish there.

Oh. And they speak Spanish in not just Spain.

Like, they speak Spanish in, like...

Other places.

Brazil.

What language do they speak in Brazil?

Brazilian?

It's not a language.

Kaylah, you're making us look really dumb!

Wait. I don't know.

OK. I need to do some googling.

Colombian. Colombian!

Yes. Is that right?

Yeah, I think you're right.

Isn't that from Colombia?

Fuck. Dude.

Look, I know we're all concerned for the state of humanity

after that conversation, but not as concerned as Dylan

is by the state of his filthy mouth.

What?

They will.

(PHONE CHIMES) Oh! Shut up.

I got a text!

My heart. Every time.

What is it?

No. What is it?

(READS)

Ooh!

(CHANTING 'DYLAN')

Wanna go? Yeah!

Yeah? Why would I say no?

Sweet.

I mean, I wouldn't mind a good night's sleep.

(ALL CHEER)

A few kisses, a few cuddles.

Feed her some grapes, you know.

Nothing too crazy, I don't think. We'll see.

(GIRLS EXCLAIM)

Are you gonna do what Dylan whispered in your ear

during the challenge?

Oh, shit!

You better do what you said to her in the fucking thing!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Don't make promises you can't keep!

Don't fail, my bro!

(GIRLS EXCLAIM)

Hot, hot, hot!

We're going to the Hideaway!

Yay!

So hot. What the fuck?

(GIRLS EXCLAIM)

I'm so excited to spend some alone time with Dylan.

I think that it couldn't have come at a better time.

He didn't shut up about you at Hotel Amor.

Really? Yeah, babe. He really likes you.

That's so sweet.

I definitely think, Soph,

he's a guy that, like, definitely needs to hear you say,

like, "I'm really..." like... Yeah.

I think he's waiting for that.

Yeah. Hit him with it tonight.

I have plans to tell Dylan how I really feel.

I'm not usually very good at saying things like this

because I'm just used to getting hurt.

So, yeah, this is definitely scary for me.

Three, two, one.

(CHEERS)

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Oh man, Soph in that, I can just see the black piece

under the dressing gown. Oh my god.

Imagination is having a seizure right now.

Oh my god.

# Lately, something's going on inside of me. #

Stop it!

It's nice and cool as well.

Oh my god.

The face masks. (SOPHIE GASPS)

It's so nice.

So it'll be nice for me and Soph to have some time

to ourselves and not have the whole pressure of everyone

in the villa listening to us.

Just one-on-one.

Um, hopefully have some deep conversations.

Um, about maybe outside the villa as well.

I think this came at a good time for us, though.

Definitely. Especially with everything that happened.

Yeah. I think we need it.

Um, definitely everything that's been happening.

I agree.

Thank you, darling.

Cheers. Cheers to, um...

..maybe not being in the doghouse after this.

Let me out. Let me out of the doghouse?

Maybe. Good.

Because you showed... You've shown a bit, to be fair.

Obviously... I'm trying.

I'm learning to use my words more.

Yeah, I feel like I am, maybe. We're both.

You're learning as well.

I do think that I've been working hard to show

Dylan that he can trust me.

Um... And a night in the Hideaway,

just us two,

I think that we do deserve it a little bit.

Just to get that little bit closer.

As King Dylan and Queen Sophie settle into

the royal bedchamber,

the grimy commoners wipe off the filth and settle into

their lice-ridden peasant beds.

Hey yo.

Hot, girl!

How are you, Jade? How has your night been? Quite eventful.

It's been crazy.

You've got someone in your bed now. I know.

How do you go with snoring, though?

Do you snore?

No. One of you snore!

I hope he doesn't snore.

Otherwise, I'll have to find something to shove up

in there and shut him up.

(SMOOTH DANCE MUSIC)

I'm like, giddy AF right now.

So giddy.

Goodnight everybody! Goodnight!

(ALL SAY GOODNIGHT)

(SMOOTH DANCE MUSIC)

Ooh, it's getting hot and sweaty in the bedroom!

The aircon broke and our budget's spent.

Oh, well! I bet it's even hotter in the Hideaway.

(DYLAN AND SOPHIE SIGH)

Or not!

Good. Isn't it great?

But anyway, I just wanted to say...

That I'm using my words. Using your words.

And I'm telling you that I'm very, very, very, very, very

into you. Yeah?

Mm-hm.

Well, I'll use my words as well then.

I'm very, very, very, very much into you.

# My new fire You ought to come to light me... #

(SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS)

Don't worry, Dumbo,

you've still got the biggest trunk in the room.

Coming up...

"Islanders, tonight is movie night!"

I was waiting for this one.

I'm nervous. Deep breaths.

Roll the tapes! Let's go!

It's a thriller in the villa.

You had all day! You spoke to Dylan about this

when you should have spoke to him about it first.

I've been fucking real from the beginning,

so I don't give a fuck.

NARRATOR: It's a new day.

And these horses and pigeons are no match

for the birds and the bees, who have been buzzing

each other's brains out all night.

Oh my gosh, the Hideaway was such a nice time

for me and Dylan to have by ourselves.

I'm definitely catching feels.

I've literally got butterflies.

Like, that is...

That's, like, a feeling that I haven't felt in a long time.

I thought it was good to finally get some alone time.

I think we both know where our head's at and stuff,

so... Mm.

Because I told you.

You did use your words for once and it wasn't jealousy

that brought it out.

..slowly. We are.

It's good.

Communicating, obviously, is something I'm trying to work on.

And, um, I feel like me opening up and being able

to be so comfortable around her is just a huge thing.

I think it was definitely needed and the timing was perfect.

# Give me love tonight. #

Buenos dias!

Being coupled with Eric and sharing a bed with him

last night just reminded me that I am on Love Island.

I'm really feeling the love.

Like, it was really nice.

Good morning! How are we?

Hey!

Morning!

Sophie is so smitten by Dylan.

She came in this morning with such a big smile on her face.

I think they definitely needed that night in the Hideaway.

It's been ages since the show started.

And after making the girls cry, making them angry,

making them anxious and making them paranoid,

the boys are finally making them breakfast.

Give us the deets. Oh my god.

Yeah, it was really, really nice.

I decided to tell him that I really, really like him.

And he was like, "Really?"

And he was like, "I really, really like you too."

That's massive. Yeah.

And yeah, this morning we were just like, we're just happy

that we got to use our words to each other and like,

going to keep trying to do that.

(CHEER)

Anyway, dude, tell us.

Mm.

No it's good to be able to talk.

And, uh, yeah I feel like I'm a lot more open with my feelings.

And she's... Really?

Feel, like, more close to her? Yeah, 100%.

Like you probably needed that, aye? 100%.

Especially with everything that happened. Yeah.

You like her? Yeah.

So good.

How did you sleep with your new couples?

You go.

Yeah, it was so good.

Fuck, our kisses, like, holy shit.

Really good. Fuck.

That was like night one.

Obviously it's like, how are we going to, like,

restrain ourselves? Yeah.

I love how you both did that.

That's how it should be. So hectic.

Your Love Island journey starts now.

Literally, I was like, fuck, this is what you guys

have been, like, feeling. Wow.

Yeah, it was nice.

My night with Zane was good.

Um, it was just cutesy.

We had a little kiss and a cuddle.

Ooh.

That's exciting.

Not everyone out of the friendship couple!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

It's actual Love Island now.

Not Bro Island.

Oh my god.

Kaylah's Love Island journey has officially started

and I don't want it to stop.

What the fuck do you think they're doing?

Making us breakfast.

I wouldn't mind a big brekkie.

Um, but can they hurry up?

Trust me, Sophie, the guys are laser focused.

Who can flip the best?

On comparing the size of their big flips.

(BOYS EXCLAIMING)

Four days later...

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

We hope you're hungry!

We hope you girls are hungry!

Made with love, of course, for our princesses.

That was the first time ever

a man has given me breakfast in bed.

Look at my perfect breakfast!

So happy for you. Wow!

He even made my coffee temperature right.

Which is so cute.

I could get used to this. Oh, really?

Mm-hm.

Really?

I think so.

This is literally the definition of a perfect morning.

I've come out of the Hideaway,

I'm back in bed and I'm getting breakfast in bed.

Like, what more could you want?

So how's things going with you guys?

So good. I'm so happy for you.

Like, he's just so sexy.

He is quite sexy.

I actually don't think I've ever felt chemistry like this.

Really? Like, sexual chemistry.

He makes me feel giddy.

I've seen that. You look at him like this.

Are you kidding?

It's so cute.

It's so fucking cute.

Kaylah is grinning ear to ear.

It is the sweetest thing to see.

If I had to describe Kaylah right now, it would be

like a giddy schoolgirl crushing on Eric.

Oh, bro. With her plate. That's perfect.

That's perfect, I love that.

She's so cute, man. That's fire.

Wow.

Wait, I might, I might, I might fell in love.

That's what I'm saying! Looks like it!

I can see it in your eyes.

If I continue like that, bro...

That's what it looks like. Fuck!

It's crazy, bro.

How you can have this type of feeling in this adventure?

You never felt like this before?

No. I can tell. No.

I feel like something coming on my side, more than I like you.

I like you a lot.

How do you feel about, um, your combo with Tay-Tay?

I don't know what this man's doing to me.

Is he making you crazy?

Absolutely crazy.

Absolutely.

He's like my perfect person ever.

They're saying it's tough love this year,

but you know what?

I think it's working because everyone's really,

really loved-up in their couples.

Is everybody like falling in this place?

Mm-hm.

And love is just in the air in the villa right now.

It's beautiful.

..fine. I found my man.

(NARRATOR RAPPING) Vibes, vibes

Lots of vibes.

There's boats in the sea and birds in the sky

Look, there's the boat, there's the bird

Ooh, there's the villa

And haven't you heard

Each couple's loved-up and having fun

There's no drama It's finally done

Except I'm talking out of my ass

Cause something huge will come to pass

It'll hit them like a wrecking ball

It won't come from a telephone call...

(NARRATOR SPEAKS NORMALLY) Look, we're running out of track

Something huge is on the way, so let's just send them a text.

(PHONE CHIMES, ALL EXCLAIM)

I got a text. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. I got a text! Woo!

OK.

(READS)

(ALL CHEER)

#Passthepopcorn. #Toughlove.

(ALL CHEER)

No! I told you!

I'm going to the Oscars, baby!

Oh my god, movie night.

What the hell?

Oh, fuck.

I was waiting for this one.

I'm nervous.

It could show Steph and I's date, which nothing really happened.

I'm just interested to see how,

because obviously he said it one way, so I'm interested

to see how he how he actually has been.

I think if anything, I'm kind of nervous to see, like,

Steph in regards to the Steph flirting rumours

that have been going around the villa.

If you have been flirting and you have been lying about

how you move about things...

I'm getting pissed. I'm getting pissed off thinking about it.

Wait, are they going to show shit from Hotel Amore?

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my god.

Dylan and I are literally in such a good place this morning.

And now we've got movie night.

Like, it couldn't have come at a worse time.

Can you tell?

I can tell you're a bit nervous.

SOPHIE: I'm nervous.

I just don't want anything to affect us now

because I feel like... Totally normal.

Of course you don't. Like, I really don't want to go backwards.

But you know what? Even if it does air,

what's the worst that can happen? You've been honest.

You've been transparent. You've told.

And at the end of the day, if it takes this to fully clear

the air, then at least it's off your chest and it's clear.

OK. I feel like I need to talk to Dylan.

Just let him know it's OK, babe. Yeah.

Just be like, I think you should.

I'm most worried about mine and Zane's Hotel Amor

because, I mean, saying it and telling Dylan is one thing,

but watching it is different.

I just think it's not going to be nice to watch.

OK. I just wanted to talk because obviously they're probably

going to show stuff from Hotel Amor, like, obviously,

I've told you everything you need to know, but they're probably going

to show it and it's probably not going to be nice to watch.

Yeah, 100%, I know that. Yeah.

I think I'm just nervous for, like, us to go backwards.

I really don't want, like, this to be affecting us again.

I'll be fine.

No. Well, you're allowed to feel what you feel when you

see it, but, like, I'm just letting you know that, like,

you know where I'm at. Mm-hm.

And like...

I just want the clips to play of Sophie and Zane,

and if the night went how she explained to me,

then we can move forward.

But if the night goes different, how she explained to me,

then there's going to be problems.

What about you, Niko? I'm pretty all right.

I think it's just, for me,

it's just going to be hard to hear,

like, maybe what happened with maybe Hannah.

I think, you know, because obviously I was with her for,

like, half of this experience at least.

And hopefully, you know, it was only a few days

before she told me or something like that.

It'd be hard to see if it was like a few weeks

or a week before, or if it was as soon as Taylor walked in

and she was just playing it off till Taylor was free.

I don't know.

What are you feeling? What are you nervous about?

I just hope no one's making me look like a fool.

I hope none of us do.

I hope no one's making anyone look like a fool.

Yeah, well, these boys... You know what, girls?

If there was any time to find out, it's tonight.

And at least it happens now. Absolutely.

Because we'll save a lot of time.

A lot of fucking needing a makeover from another boy.

Clarity is king. Clarity is king.

You think you said something bad?

Me? Yeah.

Said? Yeah.

I think I've said everything pretty...

Pretty good.

I'm feeling a little bit of pressure.

I'm feeling a little bit nervous about what

happened in the hotel.

I don't know what's going to get shown, so I wanted to talk

to Dylan to see, um, what was said and what was talked about.

I just don't want him to have any surprises.

And I just wanted to make sure that everyone

was on the same page.

Um, yeah. I just want to touch base and see.

Like...

I feel like you're not angry at me enough for what's happened.

I just want to know if you know the exact same things.

Everything but sex.

That's different to touchy-touchy.

Has Sophie been hiding stuff?

Does she think she got away with it?

ZANE: In the moment, that sexual tension.

All that kind of shit.

I don't even know if it will be on there tonight

or it won't be on there tonight.

But I just wanted to see how it was.

DYLAN: I'm disappointed with Sophie.

Um, she's had plenty of opportunities to tell me this.

Makes me think, 'Can I trust this person in the outside world?'

It will kill me if I see and hear things.

It'll kill me. But, yeah, you know, deal with it.

I appreciate it, though.

It is time for answers.

I just want to know what exactly happened, how you felt.

It's been long enough.

We'll see what movie night brings.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Love Island movie night.

We are rolling out the red carpet to honour the Islanders

whose unforgettable performances really put the sin in cinema.

Each one of their reels is a major motion picture event,

guaranteed to break records at the box office.

Here it is.

The calm before the storm, baby.

This might be the worst movie I've ever watched in my life.

Let's strap in.

Here come the glamours!

Everybody, get your glitz out for Love Island's night of nights.

Like the Oscars, they all look like absolute winners.

Unlike the Oscars, there will be absolutely no winners

because all the hard truths and saucy secrets are about to come out.

The Islanders will choose from a selection of scenes

so salacious this nice night out at the flicks could possibly

turn into a horror show.

Fingers crossed.

I'm nervous.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

We need to see the title.

Deep breath.

I need to see the titles.

(OVERLAPPING READING OUT TITLES)

Mean girls!

Oh my goodness.

I'm processing seeing the movie titles, and I'm like,

this is not what I expected.

Hit 'Mean Girls' right now, please.

What's 'Saving Private Dylan'? What the fuck is that?

Dylan! Dylan!

Dylan!

What's Saving Private Dylan?

What's The Long Kiss Goodnight?

I don't care about that. What's that?

(ALL EXCLAIM)

What is Saving Private Dylan?

What's Mean Girls?

Let's get Mean Girls and Bad Boys out. Yeah!

The Long Kiss Goodnight,

I think it's about Zane and Sophie, to be honest.

Someone say a prayer for me because this could be

an absolute annihilation.

NARRATOR: Movie night is about to start.

The audience is in their seats.

The show is sold out, and all that's left is for the girls

to pick the first film to get them fired up and fighting.

We're making a group chain. I want the popcorn.

All right, mean girls, please!

Roll the tapes! Let's go!

We said what we said.

Mean Girls!

Let's hit play right now.

All right, I'm ready.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Typical Gold Coast girl.

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

She's one of those girls that cuts your grass and steals

your man and tells you your makeup's ugly.

Very savage comments to begin with.

It's giving mean girl vibes.

So she fits the title really well.

How are you feeling?

I just feel like even when we're up there, like,

he's just really hard to talk to.

Like, I don't have banter. I don't like, laugh.

I don't have conversation with him.

Then why did you stay with him for two weeks?

And it's like the only time that we really talk is

when he's like, oh, like lovey dovey or like, let me do this for you.

And I'm like, that's really sweet and all.

So what do you think you want?

Like, do you think you want like a guy that's, like, more

like, like kind of like Taylor?

Yeah. Yeah.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

That's early!

That is early!

That was fourth day.

MERCEDES: That's early, dude.

All the way back to when Eilisha was in the villa.

You know, it's crazy.

That's like, you know, first few days of being

in the villa, and she's saying stuff like that already.

She just wanted Tay. And at the end of the day, she used me.

I think I'm too mean for him. Does that make sense?

No! I agree, because I feel like I'm like that sometimes too.

Like, he's really cuddly and really nice,

and I'm just sitting there, like... No, I like that though.

But maybe if you really wanted to fuck him.

Do you really want to fuck him?

I haven't even thought about fucking him.

Oh, that's weird. Is it?

Yeah. It's a sign.

NIKO: Yeah. I feel used and a bit betrayed, but no, I'm probably

the stupid one for not, you know, seeing it earlier.

I think she's a fake bitch.

But at the end of the day, at the end of the day,

you know, you can be civil and cordial with someone.

Look, I like her. I actually like Hannah.

I think she's a fake bitch but I still like her.

That's how I said it!

That's how I said it!

I don't get it.

(GIRLS EXCLAIM)

We ate!

She's just like...

But she's always been like this.

Why is she neg?

Why do you have to be a raincloud?

I know, literally a fucking raincloud.

You can either choose Barbie... Or the Wicked Witch of the West.

(EXCLAIM)

It's giving Wizard of Oz.

In a bad way.

Oh, no!

A witch is crazy.

I'll explain. I'll explain. I'll give context.

I don't need an explanation, I'm good.

Barbie verse a witch is insane.

Who's the good witch? And who's the bad witch?

Hannah and Em.

That's crazy.

Do you think he's genuine with any of them?

No.

I think our first instinct of Taylor was absolutely right.

And I think we've all been swindled.

I'm just, I'm really not interested.

The whole fucking dramatics, like, get the fuck out of here.

Fuck off.

I'm sorry. And scene.

Yeah, literally.

I'm, like, honestly gobsmacked at some of the things that some of

these girls, like Em and Mimi, are, like, thinking,

just the, like, hypocrisy.

It's like, almost like they can do no wrong.

It's, like, it's so ridiculous.

MIMI: The mad movements with Hannah like, OK,

why have I never really wanted to get to know her?

You know what I can't really move past is how crazy

that speech was last night.

Like, that was robotic.

It was so, like... Was she AI?

It just felt 'disingenuine.'

And it felt so rehearsed and weird.

Oh, come on! It's giving jealousy.

How so, babe? How so?

What are we jealous of? You did rehearse it.

What's wrong with that, though? It's not...

Why are you making like it's a bad thing?

But I just said it sounded disingenuine.

Disingenuine. That's rich, babe.

Shut it, Taylor.

Hi. Hey, guys. All right?

Is everything OK?

Yeah.

We're feeling a bit left out.

Oh...

We'll come down.

I think we're just dealing with,

like, obviously with the Taylor situation.

It's not really a conversation that I want you a part of.

I'll be real. OK.

Do you want to hang out, like, all together?

Yeah. Let's do it. We'll come downstairs.

We'll see you soon.

Rude. Rude!

"We feel left out."

Rude. Oh, fuck off!

(EXCLAIMING) Be real!

Do you love how Mimi literally hates me for no reason?

She hates me too!

I don't know why. She thinks I'm a fucking chameleon.

For some reason, these days, it's almost like, yeah,

you're a boss bitch if you're a neg fuck.

Like if you're neg, she's a boss bitch,

like, "I am a woman of worth."

And it's like, just chill the fuck out sometimes.

She's probably upset because she's not adaptable.

She can't change who she is.

No, she can't. And, like, she has...

And you know? Because they're insecure.

(GIRLS EXCLAIM)

Insecure!

It's only insecure people who say, "Oh, they're insecure."

So you were talking about us behind our back.

We were talking about you behind our back.

Yeah, whatever. Spade's a spade, whatever.

MIMI: No, no, no. Pause.

Yeah, but we came out about what we said about you behind your back.

You never said, what's this witch thing?

Give it to us. Apparently, I'm a fake bitch.

That was days before.

Hit us. Come on. What's this witch comment?

Oh my god, so funny. So funny.

Say it behind your back. Say it to my face.

Like, let's just not forget we both said

things about each other.

Yeah, and I said it to your face.

So say it to my face now.

I don't care.

Say it to my face. Or are you insecure?

Say it to my face is all I'm saying.

It's like, babe, this is the exact reason.

And you're like, "Oh no, but we want to be friends."

But, but, but, but what?

This is the exact reason why.

We all know you're all doing this for this time, Mimi.

What's this? Screen time.

Screen time? I don't need that, babe.

I haven't been taken off the show.

Oh!

Hannah trying to accuse Mimi of wanting screen time

is crazy.

Um, Mimi is one of the realest people in here,

so yeah, I think it's a load of crap.

I actually don't like name calling, so I'll hold myself

accountable and say I'm sorry.

I was just trying to say that

like, why do you have to feel the need

to be negative over nothing?

I feel like a lot of molehills were made into

mountains in situations.

What situations? To do with Tay and Han?

And I was sort of like... You were nothing to do

with the situation though.

So you were not involved.

Well, you guys don't like each other. You've made that clear.

So let's not get heated.

Let's all just, like, take a look in the mirror

and try to be nice people because we've all done things wrong.

OK, witch.

I'm just not interested. Period.

How early was that conversation about Taylor?

That was very early days.

But is that not proof that she's not

faking the relationship?

You faked it with Niko until he was ready,

until Taylor was available. HANNAH: It's not faking.

Hannah. I'd like to know.

That was, like, three days in.

You are a really nice guy, and you're a good guy.

And sometimes I feel like I wasn't good enough

for you and, like, you were true...

It's bullshit.

She's trying to speak. She's actually just trying to speak.

I actually give up, like, whatever.

I'll talk to you later, Niko, if that's OK.

Those three girls kept talking over us,

like, has no one ever taught you manners?

Let a person speak.

It's safe to say there's been bullying from both ends.

But like, two wrongs don't make a right.

We've both talked shit. Let's just both be better people.

All right, all right. Whatever.

Just move. We'll move.

Next one.

# You'll never take me down. #

Any more drinks going around or...?

That was just one.

NARRATOR: Movie night debuted with Mean Girls, the twisted tale of

Hannah and Kaylah bitching about Mimi, Em and Sophie

bitching about them, while Mimi, Em and Sophie were bitching

about Hannah and Kaylah bitching about them.

But it's all water under the bridge now.

I just don't believe that apology is sincere

from them whatsoever.

Uh, let's go 'Bad Boys.'

Yeah, Bad Boys sounds good.

Well, not really, but...

I'm worried for this one. I don't know what I've said.

I mean, probably some bad things,

but I've got to own up to it.

Fucked up, boys.

I'm nervous.

I love how quick he switched.

I love how quick he switched.

Oh!

What do you mean? Like, this morning.

"Mimi, Mimi...

"She makes me happy. She's amazing."

And then a bomb is in and it's like, "Yes!"

Zane.

NIKO: But he... He played us.

Oui, oui, oui...

I reckon you got to keep him real close.

Oh...

He's here for a game.

I tell you that.

You didn't told me that, bro.

You didn't told me I was here for the game, bro.

Hey, listen, he's done this twice before.

Yeah, he's... He's doing these ones.

Any girl that's heard it...

Boys.

Oh, you're all the bros, eh?

The bros are the bros.

Any sane girl, "Oh, you've done Love Island twice.

You're here for the third time."

Bing, bing, bing...

Like, what are you doing here, bro?

Oh! Shit!

You don't want the Love. You want the...

You want this? Yeah.

Honestly, at this time, I'm very pissed.

I feel like just a little bit like it's them versus me

or what the fuck?

Taylor, he doesn't take confrontation well,

so when people try to come at him with facts,

he will try to back up and be like,

"Oh, I didn't know" and play dumb and shit.

Facts. Period.

Yeah he has.

And nobody be getting in between him and Hannah and shit,

but he wanted to get into everybody else.

I feel like I can see right through his shit all the time.

He says more words than anybody here.

He's just talk, talk, talk...

Mm-hm. Period.

Oh, fuck off, Taylor.

Boring. What.

Can you just, like, be respectful

and watch the movie, please?

We're literally here to comment on what's going on.

But to not communicate that to me and to just

drop a bomb on me, saying, you know, "I'm interested.

"I'm interested in Taylor and wanting to get to know him"

all of a sudden, it's sort of like a shock.

And you feel like, did you get used the last few days?

Mm. Fuck. Niko...

I don't know.

Fake.

TAYLOR: What did you say at the end there?

Fake, just like her tits.

That's gross.

This is ridiculous, bro.

Oh, here we go.

I was so looking forward to being her friend.

And, like, at this point, I don't even want to be friends with her.

Wait until he sees what I'm saying.

Like, I'm not attracted to her at all.

You know what I mean? Bye.

I don't like the girls anymore.

Period.

They've all changed tune.

I'm starting to see Em's true self. I don't like it.

Oh, interesting.

I might spike her vegan food with some pork or something.

(ALL EXCLAIM AND LAUGH)

That's funny, it's not funny.

Yeah.

That is fucked.

The boys can eat my whole arse.

So someone talk about me, then?

Yeah. So we were at the fire pit,

and I was just saying how much the mood switched.

So it was just...

You were so lovey dovey with Mimi.

And then it was bombs come in, and it was just

everyone was keen. Of course, I'm happy to get to know her.

I'm happy to get to know people if they come here.

Of course.

I'm glad you were excited to see the bombs.

You should be. We've had this conversation.

As you should, they're bombshells, no?

At this time, at this time, I was here for one week.

So why you say I play games?

I think I've proved enough things with Mimi.

Now I take that back. And I agree 100%,

you and Mimi are strong. But that was early on.

You had Sophie at the start and then you moved on

to Mimi and it was... For an hour!

Sophie at the start!

For one hour, one hour, one hour!

I changed immediately with Mimi.

So I don't understand why you say that, bro.

It was early on.

So why - just because of one, two bombshell come,

you judge me straight away.

And the only person who was changed, it was only me.

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

And Taylor, if you have something to say,

like about my comment, you can talk about it right now.

I didn't hide anything. We had this conversation over there.

So if you want to say something, tell me.

Of course. But, like, this is just showing that, like, you're upset

for us saying stuff behind your back, but you guys are also saying

stuff about people behind their back, too, and I get it.

MERCEDES: We said that to your face though.

- I said that to your face. - I said it to your face.

I'm not scared of confrontation.

I mean, I'm, like, you're saying you see through me

and I'm scared of confrontation. Yeah.

I think that you talk a lot.

You talk more than anyone. I do.

So listen, I feel like you're trying to be this macho alpha man,

like king of the villa, which you think you are.

And I feel like, I feel like,

it feels ingenuine to me. Period.

So, listen. And it's like, at the end of the day,

you say you're a guy's guy, blah, blah, blah, but then you sat there

and then you told Dylan about the crazy situation with him.

You told everybody else but him, and then

you say, you're a guy's guy.

If you actually were here and you wanted to get

the real story, you would have went straight to Steph.

Instead of telling Dylan and everybody else

on this fucking couch.

And we've had that conversation. That's what I'm saying.

That's what that conversation was about!

I didn't say that it wasn't.

I'm saying, but you're still, what I'm highlighting

is you're speaking about us behind our backs and vice versa.

I told you that... Why is that me being scared

of confrontation and being seen through, and macho?

Before then, because then after the conversation,

after I had to go and tell Steph, then you want to come out

and be the fucking honourable man.

You should have done that before. Period.

You had all day! You spoke to Dylan about this

when you should have spoke to him about it first.

So real.

Bro, I couldn't even finish my coffee by the time I come down.

You went and spoke shit and you said to him straight away.

You wouldn't even let me have that conversation.

How am I speaking shit when I'm telling the truth?

You talk to everybody else but the person.

Half the people knew already of the situation.

Because of you.

So why weren't you talking to him?

This isn't a fake bravado.

I've been fucking real from the beginning,

so I don't give a fuck.

I know what the fucking truth is. I don't give a fuck.

Honestly, this movie night is so good,

we need an intermission!

But, spoiler alert,

movie night part two is a blockbuster.

Next time...

I'm still open to get to know people.

Yeah.

You just walk around and look at me.

I feel like you stare at me.

I do? You do.

I'm just disappointed because I asked you

if you were flirting.

I'm sick of men lying to me!

Prepare for scandal...

Dylan came up to me minutes after Mimi dumped him.

Suspicious. Was I his key to stay in the villa?

..secrets...

He's the one who said, "Please don't tell anyone about this."

Whoa! No, don't.

Because you did. Listen, listen.

Stop bringing Zane into it.

What morals do you have in life?

And a moment so shocking, I'm surprised we're allowed

to put it to air.

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