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# I've got a good thing going and I'm never going back... #

NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island Australia...

Did you and Em have sex last night? (WOMAN LAUGHS)

(BELL RINGS) (ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

..a little too much truth on the truth bike...

Mercedes embarrassed me.

You're mad at me for telling the truth on the truth bike.

..tested Em and Mercedes' connection.

I'm just truly sorry about that.

It was never my intention to hurt you or spew that information out.

Mimi and Steph got smitten over snails.

(GAGS)

You're so romantic.

(GAGS)

And the final bombs, Eric and Jade, dropped.

WOMAN: Oh, my god! WOMAN: Oh, shit!

I'm sure as he gets to know me,

he'll realise that we are, like, literally destined to be together.

How are you guys? We're good.

We're cool. ZANE: Jade has got great teeth.

Yeah.

Yep, Zane really likes a good set of...teeth.

Tonight...

Girl know what she wants. OK.

..Jade and Eric make moves.

To be honest, like, I'm really vibing you.

Really? Yeah. I'm really vibing you.

I feel like there's a connection here.

..before the villa gets wet...

Who said this about you?

"I'm sorry. It's not the Em show. She's just giving high school."

Interesting.

..wild...

Hannah. OTHERS: Oh!

To be honest, like, we all kind of were saying it.

Yeah, that sounds like Taylor's words

in everybody else's mouth yet again.

..and wicked...

(CHEERING)

So hot.

(ISLANDERS SQUEAL)

I'm gonna keep that forever in my brain. (LAUGHS)

You know me as the Greek god,

but tonight you're gonna be feeling my Greek rod.

(WOMEN SQUEAL)

Praise Lord Jesus.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

(DANCE POP PLAYS)

Oh, my god. WOMAN: Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

The Love Island gods have answered my prayers.

Jade's, like, very naturally beautiful.

(MEN LAUGH)

And I'm also a pro bikini athlete.

Have you done, like, the bodybuilding...

Yeah. Yeah. I'm a pro, so, like, I...

(LAUGHTER) ..that's, like, what I do.

Bye. It was very nice to meet you guys.

Cheers. Thanks, Eric.

As Eric goes to meet the boys, it's clear Kaylah's smitten,

not that you'd know, thanks to her best poker face.

Oh, he's your type to a tee. Bro, it's hearted...

No, he's your type to a tee.

No, because, because it's PT...

Facial hair, PT. WOMAN: This guy's amazing.

They sent him in for you.

Zane is gonna be shaking in his fucking boots.

No, but as long as he likes me.

He does like you. He was always looking at you.

Like, Kaylah's prayers have been answered.

The new bombshell Eric is 1,000% her type. I'm so happy.

I really want to know his last name. Why?

So I know... See if it goes with you?

Just so I know if it fits. Kaylah...

Oh, you need to know that. Yeah. Anyway...

STEPH: Hey, G. How are you? Eric.

What's your name? Eric.

Where are you from? Sydney.

Sydney. Where are you?

From France. France?

Yeah, France. Love that, bro.

Yeah, France. How are ya? Niko.

Eric. How are you? Nice to meet you, mate.

He's a big boy.

I mean, I think he's officially the biggest in here.

Yeah, I feel like all of us

should be a little bit worried at this point.

How are you? I'm Mercedes, man. Eric.

Nice to meet you, brother. Hey, man. Hey, bro. Tay.

Nice to meet you, bro. Nice to meet you, mate.

Come have a chat, brother. Let's do it.

TAYLOR: He's a bomb, he's got a job to do in here and, you know,

we've just got to sort of let him do his thing

and hope that our connections with our girls are as solid as we think.

(DANCE POP PLAYS)

What do you think? What?

About him? I think he's...he's hot.

Like, he's an attractive bloke. Yeah, of course.

Mmm. I don't know. I'm really liking where we're going. So...

Yeah, same. No, likewise.

Obviously, I'm not gonna be rude to them

and I'm not gonna be, like, "Don't talk to me."

No. Get to know 'em. Get to know 'em.

But, like, I'm pretty happy with where we're at.

Of course.

I'm really hoping that she's not attracted to Taylor,

but she goes off personality and Taylor has the best personality,

so I'm really hoping that Taylor pulls back when talking to Jade.

Everyone should give both of 'em the time a day...

Mmm. ..but, like, straight off the bat...

like, not for me.

Emergency! Emergency! Too young.

Not my type.

How old am I? 24.

That's quite old.

You look so pretty. You look pretty.

Your eyes give me butterflies.

Your arms make me feel safe.

Oh... That was really cute.

I want to, like, see that written down. I want to keep it.

Zane came into the villa on 55, added Xanthe, 56,

switched to Kaylah, 57, followed by Sophie, 58.

Will this prolific striker get to 59?

You want to go for a chat? Yeah, of course.

It's too loud up here. Steph Curry, baby.

Can't hear her. Can't hear us.

EM: Enjoy.

MERCEDES: Bye.

Alrighty. Where are we off to?

KAYLAH: Hi.

Hey, Eric, do you want to go for a chat?

ERIC: Let's do it. 100%. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

ZANE: You good in the heels?

JADE: Oh, my god, you're such a gentleman.

My god.

Jade's, um...yeah, she's beautiful.

She's got great teeth, great personality.

You're looking very nice. I love that.

Oh, thanks.

KAYLAH: Pink's my favourite colour. ERIC: Oh, is it?

What's yours? Blue.

Blue's nice. Yeah, yeah.

Blue's nice. Yeah.

I feel like, you know, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be,

so I'm keen to see the vibes,

so I'm really hoping it will just all flow!

It's nice to have you. Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah, we haven't had a bomb for, like, over a week now,

so we're, like, just waiting on a shiny new toy and that's you.

(LAUGHS) There you go. I'm here.

(BOTH LAUGH)

ZANE: What's your favourite, like, cuisine when you go out?

Cuisine? Yeah.

Ooh, love Italian. Yeah.

What about you? Italian. Mexican.

Yeah. Love Thai.

Thai! I just love food.

Really?

Wow! They both love food! Book the chapel!

And do you live on your own? Do you live with family?

What's... I live with Mum at the moment.

Yeah, cool. I love that. What about you?

I'm actually living out of my camper.

No way. (LAUGHS) Yeah.

That is so nice. Yeah, yeah.

So I do van life. Yeah. Fuck.

So I live a very simplistic life.

Like, it makes you realise you don't need much.

Yeah, you're not materialistic. Yeah.

You have your own space. Oh, yeah. Love it.

And you can just go away on weekends.

Wow. Yeah. Just get up and go.

Hmm. Not freaked that he lives in a van. Book the chapel.

Meanwhile, Zane has finished talking food

and has moved on to the big questions.

What's your favourite drink? I'm, like, a wine girl.

OK. It's like a red. Chilled red.

It's amazing. Chilled red. OK.

Chilled red. It's usually warm, isn't it?

It is. It's usually warm.

You have to be, like, a pest and ask for ice

and then they give you a weird look,

but girl know what she wants, so it's, like, fine.

OK. Yeah. Yeah.

That's good, then. Yeah.

He was really good at leading the conversation.

Yeah, you can tell he's just got a really nice comfortable energy

towards him as well.

Yeah. What do you and your friends get up to?

We love going trying new restaurants, going to bars

just with the girls, like, nothing crazy. Yeah.

Little charcuterie board and red wine. OK.

If you went to Brissie, you could bar hop, restaurant hop.

Maybe you can show me around when we get home.

It's honestly really good. Yeah, right.

Yeah. We had a few things in common.

Like, she loves trying new restaurants

and I love eating food, so that can work.

Do you surf? A little bit. Yeah.

Nice. I wouldn't say I'm good, but...

(LAUGHS) Do you? I wouldn't say I'm good either.

Yeah. Done. (SQUEALS)

We can just pretend. Yeah, yeah. (LAUGHS)

You can teach me... I have a Mal. I'm a lifeguard.

Are you a lifeguard? Yeah.

What? That's kind of hot. (LAUGHS)

CJ... Can you save me?

I'll just pretend to drown. (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

Kaylah's so sexy. Stunning. I reckon she's the hottest one here.

Do you have your eyes on anyone else?

No, I actually don't. OK. Right.

I've just been like, OK, like, I'm just praying on a new bombshell.

Yeah... No, I'm kidding.

I'm here. No, that's good. I mean, that's good news.

Kaylah's definitely someone that I would be interested in.

Yeah, she seems cool. I really want to explore more.

You're definitely someone that I would go for, for sure.

Oh really? Yay. Yeah, 100%.

Raowrr! (BOTH LAUGH)

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

As Kaylah imagines van life forever, she can't help disguise her glee,

unlike Taylor, who in front of Hannah, very cleverly disguises

asking to pull Jade for a chat by saying this.

Do you want to go for a bit of yarn?

Yeah. Go have a chat?

Brissie girl.

So, I wanted to pull Jade for a chat.

At this point, I am closed off romantically.

I'm really, really happy at the moment with Hannah.

I wanted to let her know that.

So I'm with Hannah. I think we're really great.

So it was a bit of a weird thing.

So, Hannah was quite reserved at first... Yep.

..and I'm over the days of a girl fluttering their eyes at me.

Yep. You know, I'm a man, I'm 28.

I'm not a boy anymore. I need more. Yep.

And Hannah basically approached me one night

and told me that she had feelings for me

and that, like, left me in a position

where I had a couple of girls interested in me,

including a new bomb as well... Yep.

..and I was a bit frazzled and I...

Taylor went through the entire journey. Like, he said a lot.

I was like, "That's my mate's girl, like, blah, blah, blah."

And he basically gave me his blessing.

We started to pursue something. We got along really well.

We already knew that friendship was there, but...

Right.

And I was just like, "OK."

She followed her heart and that takes balls.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah.

He spoke about her for so long

that I had already zoned out of the conversation

and I was like, "OK, next."

She actually got eliminated. She got dumped.

OK. Yeah, Hannah got dumped.

Honestly, I felt like it was going in one ear and out the other.

People were in tears. Like, I was holding back tears.

Like, it was, like, "What the fuck is going on?"

You're kidding. Yeah.

And my brain was just like, "OK."

Then, like, look, at the end of the day, I've said to her

I'm open to getting to know anyone who walks through those doors,

including yourself.

At the end, he, like, wraps it up with the whole, like,

"But I definitely want to get to know you

"and I, like, want, like, you to pull me

"if you want to get to know me."

It was such a nice story.

I know it's a bit of a long drag, that one,

but it's because it's a bit complicated.

Yeah.

I kind of felt like I was just sitting there

listening to his life story

and, like, did he want me to clap?

Like... (LAUGHS)

That's all I could say. Thanks so much.

Cool. Well, lovely chatting with you.

Thank you. See ya.

With Taylor having bored the pants off Jade,

Mercedes decides to charm the pants off Em.

Beep-beep.

(GROWLS, LAUGHS) Literally... Not the trip. (LAUGHS)

So... Mwah.

Aw. Whoo!

You know, obviously the last week or so

has been really great, you know, getting to know you more

and we just build our connection more and more every day.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's like with a, you know, new female bomb coming in,

you know, I saw her and I knew that, you know...

Mmm.

..there's no way that she could possibly turn my head at all.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

There's no way. I feel the same.

I kind of just want to make it official, you know.

Yeah. It's official.

Exactly.

So you and I are closed off? Mm-hm.

Yeah. It's me and you, baby.

Like, I found what I came here for. Exactly.

And that's you. Oh, you're cute.

Mmm. I feel the same, you know. Yeah.

You make me happy... Mmm.

Every time I see you, you know, you put a smile on my face.

That's nice. You know.

He's quite literally, like, everything

that I would want in a partner.

I feel secure and I feel like there's an actual future

and we're not just fucking around in here.

Like, it's serious.

And I know it's serious to him as well.

I can't wait for you to get a vasectomy.

(LAUGHS)

No, seriously. I am.

No, I love that. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

NARRATOR: People say Love Island is just a big holiday,

but that's not true.

The bombshells have only just arrived

and already have to shower and brush their teeth

before sleeping in a room full of offensively hot people.

I mean, I couldn't do it.

There's your man. Raowrr! I know.

How hot is he!

Where's your man? What?

Who are you looking at? I'm looking at you.

Me?

I don't have no man.

# Give me your love... #

Yeah, it was alright.

I'm leaning more towards Zane, out of my chats with everyone,

but really want to see who pulls me.

I really want to see who gravitates towards me as well.

It'll be interesting to see how tomorrow goes.

Yeah. Literally, eh?

Goodnight, guys. Goodnight.

NIKO: Goodnight. WOMAN: Goodnight.

Night, sleepy. Night, islanders.

Ow! Zane, what the fuck? Sorry.

Are you serious right now?

(LAID-BACK MUSIC PLAYS)

# Won't you give me your love... #

(ROOSTER CROWS)

Cock-a-doodle-do indeed.

And as sure as the cock crows, the sun rises.

By the sounds from the bedroom last night,

it wasn't the only thing rising, but, you know, young love.

Last thing to rise is the islanders, energetic as always.

MAN: Morning. MAN: Morning.

MAN: Morning. MAN: Morning.

STEPH: Alright. A new day.

Another story.

WOMAN: Zhoooom!

(LAUGHTER)

Morning, buddy.

ERIC: The couch was very lonely.

I woke up thinking about Kaylah.

I definitely want to explore more there, see where it goes.

KAYLAH: I was having cool dreams.

It was really nice.

No dream, Kaylah.

You're actually psychic and that was a premonition

of this shameless 'hot people working out' montage.

Oh, sweaty vibes.

Yep. Yeah, here we are.

# I'm hot like fire, fire, fire, fire

# I'm hot like fire, fire, fire fire... #

I've got the best view.

I'm just making sure that everyone's still staying sexy.

SOPHIE: I'm loving it.

Niko, you had a very good pump, we can see.

Every day.

(LAUGHS) Sorry.

(WOMEN LAUGH)

I mean, they're all very attractive, sweaty, fit.

No complaints from me.

# I'm the gas in the tank... #

A man who can skip like Eric, oh, it actually melts me.

I'm not one to have icks,

but if you can't skip, it's just like a huge red flag.

But if you can skip, it shows you've got the hand-eye coordination,

you're fit.

Like, that's actually a thing. (LAUGHS)

I skip the queue at the kebab shop. Does that count?

I'll assume so.

One thing we can all assume is that nobody's safe in the villa

and with Kaylah in a vulnerable position, she has no time to waste.

So, you know, skip along.

How are you feeling? Feeling good.

Yeah? Good? Yeah.

I mean, I'm definitely keen to get to know everyone a bit better.

Yeah. Especially you. (LAUGHS)

Really? Yeah.

Aw! Yeah.

Like, really? Say it again. (LAUGHS)

That was really nice to hear.

Like, I'm glad the energy is reciprocated

and it's not just me fangirling over this beautiful man.

Yeah, as soon as you walked in I was just like... (GASPS) Jaw dropped.

Really? Yeah. Yeah.

I literally said... (LAUGHS)

Like, 'cause the girls were, like,

"Who would you want to walk in" sort of thing.

And I literally said, "Don't mind a bit of facial hair.

"Maybe, like, six four."

And you said... There you go. (LAUGHS)

So, talking about the law of attraction, I think I'm manifesting;

Ask and you shall receive. (LAUGHS) Literally!

I mean, that's me. That's me.

I'm, like, right in front of you. (LAUGHS)

Oh, my gosh. There's actually a book on it.

It's called 'Ask and It Is Given'. Oh, yeah.

Have you ever seen it? No, no, no.

I haven't read it, no. Oh, it's a very good book.

OK. So I'm into, like... So true.

..self-development books. Self-development. Same.

Yeah. Do you highlight?

Yeah. I love highlighting...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. ..hey.

Get out of town!

They both love highlighting! Book the chapel!

It's easy to chat to Eric.

You know, he has good eye contact, an amazing smile

and makes me a bit nervy, to be honest.

Like, I feel a little bit... (GROWLS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

Like, I look for... How they treat others.

No, like, their attitude. If they've got a bad attitude...

I believe that... (MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

..your attitude is a reflection of who you are.

Oosh. I got a text!

(GASPS) Did someone get a text? What?

Did they get a text? Oh...

ZANE: Hashtag... SOPHIE: Oh, shit.

..exsqueezeme. Oh, shit.

Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Shit.

Oh, my god. I'm in trouble here.

Juicy, juicy, juicy.

I'm ready for the challenge, but I'm also kind of scared,

but I also back myself in everything that I've said, so...yeah.

Nervous, you should be.

Enjoy your last few minutes of looking happy

in slow motion, everyone.

This is gonna be juicy!

New bombs Eric and Jade

are immune from the carnage that's about to unfold

and shall be hosting from the safety of the cocktail counter.

"Islanders, in today's challenge,

"you'll get to hear what your fellow islanders really think."

ISLANDERS: Oooh!

"One at a time, you'll hear something

"that someone has said about you

"and you must make a fruit cocktail

"and throw it in the face of the person you think said it."

BOTH: Let's play Juicy AF.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

I am dying for a sip of the tea.

I'm a thirsty girl.

Zane, who said this about you?

"Man needs some WD-40 in his brain because it's not turning right."

(LAUGHTER)

MAN: I could guess that one. ZANE: That's not even that bad.

That's not even bad. OK.

Grab it.

(LAUGHTER)

Honestly, that's not even hurtful, so that's fine.

(LAUGHTER)

I can be a little slow.

(LAUGHTER)

ISLANDERS: Oh!

I just got... It went up my nose. (LAUGHS)

Alright, let's see who it is.

Mimi.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

SOPHIE: It was one of us. It was one of us.

(LAUGHTER)

MIMI: Love you. ZANE: Love you.

It's witty and it suits him, no?

I'm proud of my brain

and sometimes it doesn't run as well as others.

It doesn't mean it's rusty.

Hannah, who said this about you?

"I think she's a fake bitch."

ISLANDERS: Oh!

"I actually like Hannah, but I just think she's a fake bitch."

MAN: Oh, shit! MAN: Wow.

HANNAH: Alright, time to get juicy!

# Come on, get it now... #

SOPHIE: That's crazy.

I wonder who it could be.

Mmm.

You know what, you probably won't even know 'cause I'm so fake.

ISLANDERS: Oh!

Niko, you're looking very suspicious over there.

(LAUGHTER) ISLANDERS: Oh!

MAN: Mimi, you're in the firing line.

Shit. It's all good.

JADE: Let's see who it was.

Mia.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

MIA: It was early days when I'd just got with Niko

and I did think you were genuinely a fake bitch, but I do like you.

"She's a fake bitch, but I like Hannah, but she's a fake bitch."

I was like, "OK."

At least she likes me.

Why do you think it was me? Why wouldn't I think it's you?

MAN: Oh! Why? Go on, elaborate.

You literally said to my face that you thought I was a chameleon.

That's not a fake bitch. Yeah.

Doesn't a chameleon mean that you're, like, fake

because you're different to every person?

Is that what it means? It means you change.

MIMI: Fake bitch and chameleon, they are two different things.

A chameleon is a lot worse.

JADE: Taylor, who said this about you?

"He's very controlling. He's dominating.

"He gets people under his spell.

"All the boys have literally sucked so far up his arse."

(LAUGHTER) Oooh.

Hocus pocus, baby. Alright. Cool.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

WOMAN: Raowrr!

Hmm. Who could that be?

(LAUGHTER)

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Let's find out who it was.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Do I think the boys are so far up his arse?

Absolutely.

He says something, they laugh.

He tells them to do something, they do it.

I'll take that as a compliment, baby. I'll take it as a compliment.

I am nowhere near Taylor's arse most of the time. (LAUGHS)

ERIC: Sophie, who said this about you?

I'm scared. I'm so scared.

"Did you see her fucking smile?

"I'd rather have an insect on me

"than that fucking little thing in the villa."

(SOME LAUGHTER) MERCEDES: That's a girl.

KAYLAH: What?

MIMI: Whoever said that is a fake bitch.

SOPHIE: I think I have a feeling.

That is fucking brutal.

That's not a nice comment. It's giving mean girl.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

That sounds like a Hannah comment.

Alright.

Hannah.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

It smells like bitch in here!

I can't believe I said that.

That is bitchy AF.

It was when you took Niko off the balcony

and Eilisha and I were getting... overreacting and I'm sorry, Sophie.

That's OK. I didn't know you then.

That's alright. (LAUGHS)

You only knew Niko for two days too, though.

Crazy. (ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Even if I stole a man now and she's been with him for weeks,

still not nice comments.

NARRATOR: The Juicy AF challenge has already delivered some stinging burns

and next to step up to the flame is perfect Irishman Dylan,

who's behaved perfectly today.

In general, he's screwed.

Give it to me.

"It's giving once a fuck-boy, always a fuck-boy energy."

SOPHIE: Oh, fuck. Oh, OK. I wonder who.

My fuck-boy boots are hung up.

They're not on anymore. Why can't they understand that?

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

WOMAN: Shake it. Get on that thang!

WOMAN: Like, it's just... It's so obvious...

I know. ..you know.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Mimi.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Mimi's taken a lot of the shots today.

Mimi always says her honest thoughts.

She was a busy girl today. She was wet.

STEPH: Who talks shit about me?

"Any girl that hears you've done Love Island three times,

"ding, ding, ding.

"What are you doing here, bruv? You're not here for love."

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

MAN: What's up, bruv?

(SQUEALS)

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Pshhhh! Head shot. (LAUGHS) Sorry, baby.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

MAN: Unexpected.

Well, that's the first time you've made me wet.

So that's... (ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Let's see who it is.

Taylor. (ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

It's all love. It's all love. It's all love.

We'll talk about it later.

I fucked up again. Shit. (EXHALES)

I think all of us were sitting here being, like, you know, like,

"Come on, you've done Love Island three times."

We were all being, like, "What the fuck?"

But that was very early days.

I feel like most people did say that out loud

or at least a lot of people thought it.

ERIC: Alright, Kaylah, who said this about you?

"We won't be friends on the outside

"and I don't want to be friends here.

"Let's just cut all the bullshit and say what it is.

"Let's just call a spade a spade."

KAYLAH: I've heard this before.

WOMAN: Yeah, baby!

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

I think it's kind of obvious.

(LAUGHTER)

Love you, bestie.

(APPLAUSE)

(CHEERING)

I just want to, like, spend my time in the villa

with the people that I love the most.

It's nothing personal at all.

That's so real.

Whatever. It's her loss, really.

Let's call a spade a spade.

Niko, who said this about you? NIKO: I don't know. Let's see.

"When he's around the boys, he can be the man,

"but when he's around me, he's a little pussy."

(ISLANDERS LAUGH AND EXCLAIM)

A little pussy.

(ISLANDERS LAUGH AND EXCLAIM)

WOMAN: Favourite.

(CHEERING)

That went in my eyeballs.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Pussy.

I didn't mean pussy like "You're a pussy."

Like, I just meant it like you're softy around me.

I'll take it. Yeah.

OK, that's fair.

When she says I'm a pussy, does she mean I'm a gentleman?

If so, yes.

Mimi, who said this about you?

"She says I'm just being real and whatever.

"It's like, nah, you're just being a bitch, just plain and simple."

Oooh. MAN: Shit.

Who likes this word 'bitch'.

OK.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

WOMAN: Shake it, baby!

(CHEERING)

Hannah and Kaylah... I don't know. Maybe.

I didn't say it. Kaylah...

MAN: Oh!

(LAUGHTER)

Taylor.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

I caught the back end of the girls' chat.

I just thought, you know, saying, "I don't like you guys.

"I don't really want to be friends with you in the real world..."

And I just felt like there's no need to say that.

It's a bitchy thing to say. I guess I move different to you.

I don't like to be fake in here. OK.

EM: Period! MAN: Oooh.

"But, but, but..." Just own up to it.

Just call me a bitch to my face as well.

Like, I don't have a problem.

It takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.

"I'm sorry. It's not the Em show.

"People are coming in here to find connections and love.

"She's just giving high school."

Interesting. WOMAN: Wow.

'Interesante'.

Giving high school. Please.

MERCEDES: It is the Em show.

ISLANDERS: Yeah!

OK.

Mercedes, you're looking a little dry over there...

(LAUGHTER) Oh!

Are you thirsty, Tay, are you?

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Let's see who said it.

Hannah.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

To be honest, like, we all kind of were saying it...

Yeah. ..so I guess...

Oh, were we? Yeah.

MERCEDES: Who? We've all, like, been, like, civil.

We've been getting along. WOMAN: Yeah.

I just... Well, maybe you guys haven't,

so that's fine and I'm glad to know how you feel.

I'm vibing, I'm vibing, I'm vibing, I'm vibing.

No, but you guys just made a look... like, had a look at yourselves.

Like, "Mmm, what?"

So, yeah, no, I'm happy to keep to myself.

Y'all enjoy your little high school group.

(SOME LAUGHTER)

MAN: That's irrelevant. Whatever.

I'm just not here for the drama.

I'm like, at least we say stuff to your face.

Exactly. Not behind your back.

That's the issue here.

How much shit is gonna be said behind our back?

Babe, everyone says something about anyone in this villa.

I think we shouldn't take it so fucking serious.

Taylor, I heard you say...

I said something along those lines 'cause I heard the conversation.

I was like, "That sounds like high school.

"Like, we don't want to be your friend."

That's what I was saying.

That sounds like Taylor's words in everybody else's mouth yet again.

Well, but that's just like everyone has an opinion on something.

Everyone's entitled to have an opinion.

I feel like it's just pushing shit uphill with those girls.

Like, they've got their idea

and their mind made up about everyone in this villa, basically.

And I'm kind of over it.

Fuck, man. I'm just not interested.

OK, well, you're saying you don't want drama,

but then you say stuff that's dramatic too, so it goes both ways.

Coming up...

WOMEN: Give us the boys!

I want to see some ass-shaking.

..the boys compete...

You're gonna have to work hard for this heart rate.

..for the strongest beat.

SOPHIE MONK: Your heart rate was raised the most by...

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

NARRATOR: The Juicy AF challenge led to accusations

that some islanders were fake,

but to be fair, the happy looks on their faces here are all fake,

so nobody's left out.

Yay!

MAN: That was harsh. MAN: That was rough.

That was rough.

I wanted to pull Sophie for a chat

because obviously it's not a great comment on my behalf.

I should not have compared her to an insect at all.

Like, that's so bitchy.

I said some bad shit when you came in.

Yeah.

And, like, I didn't know you and I shouldn't have said that, Soph.

I really am sorry. Thank you.

It was a fucking dog thing to say. Thank you.

And I would never ever, say that to you now. Like, I fucking love you.

Mmm. Mmm. I know. Thanks.

Yeah, it's, like, just not nice to hear about...

Of course.

..when people talk about you, like, in a negative way... Yeah.

..about your appearance and things like that too.

I mean, look, everyone said shit about each other. Yeah.

It's not nice to hear it. No.

But you just need to accept that, you know, people say things.

It is what it is. But thank you for apologising.

That's so nice. I hope it's alright between us.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, definitely shouldn't have said that thing about the bug,

so I'm sorry, Sophie!

We're all good, doll.

Alright, love you.

To be honest, I've been really vibing you.

Really? Yeah, I'm really vibing you.

I feel like we get... Yeah. Oh, thanks.

I don't know, I feel like we got a lot in common.

Like, I feel like there's a connection here

and I'm really keen to explore more and see how it goes.

I'm so glad you feel the same. Yeah.

I mean, as soon as... First impressions, I was just like...

Yeah? .."Rrr," yeah.

I was like, "Wow, this man." (LAUGHS)

But, yeah, and then as I spoke to you, I was like, "Yeah, sold.

"Sold." Sold?

Mm-hm. OK.

Very much so.

Kaylah's stunning. She's an awesome girl.

She has her head screwed on. Like, she's beautiful.

She has amazing eyes, amazing teeth. I think she's a ten out of ten.

You look very sexy, by the way, with the swimwear...

Mmm. ..the sparkle suit.

You looked very good behind the kitchen.

Oh, did I? Yeah, you did.

I was like, "Who is that?" (LAUGHS)

You know you like someone when you, like, catch yourself looking at them

from afar and you're like, "Mmm."

Not gonna lie. I saw you look a couple of times.

I think we've made eye contact here and there.

Caught out. (LAUGHS)

Caught out. I like it, though.

Yeah? Yeah. I love it.

Yeah. (LAUGHS)

Can get used to it. You're really good to look at.

During the chat, we were doing that thing

where you're, like, both looking at each other's lips

and then the eyes and then the lips and then the eyes.

It was, like, I really wanted to kiss him

and I think he wanted to kiss me too, I don't know.

Alright, gorgeous. Alright...

Let's go. ..handsome.

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

Yeah, I'm gonna go get ready.

(POP MUSIC CONTINUES)

Have fun.

Alright. Ciao, ciao.

Oh, my god! WOMAN: What?

Did you?

Did you kiss him?

Aw, I'm so happy for you.

WOMAN: Literally.

(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

NARRATOR: Yeah! (CHEERING)

Let's get ready for a big night... in the daytime,

which is actually night-time in Australia, so it still makes sense.

Whoo!

Eric, you're up, fella.

Alrighty, guys, just wanted to say real quick

that Jade and I are so glad that we're here.

You know, you guys are all very welcoming.

You're all amazing people and we're just so, so happy to be here.

So...

Yes, thanks, everyone, for being so welcoming.

You all look so hot.

We're so pumped and we're gonna have the best night ever.

MAN: Likewise. Cheers, guys.

OTHERS: Salud!

Good. OK. Who are we targeting for one?

If it's any of our boys, by the way, that's fine.

We'll still pep-talk you. Yeah, is what it is.

No, you're fine. (LAUGHTER)

We'll still pep-talk you.

I've had probably the most chats with Zane,

which has been, like, going nice and it's just, like, easy flow.

Every time I have nothing to say, I take a sip,

so my drinks are, like, very gone.

(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION) (MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

(GASPS) I got a text!

WOMAN: Whoo! WOMAN: What?

WOMAN: Sophie.

MAN: We got a text. WOMAN: Got a text. Whoo!

No.

Yes!

#DropItLikeItsHot. #StripteasePlease.

#DanceForMeDaddy.

(CHEERING)

MAN: Let's go!

I haven't even been here for 24 hours.

Yeah. (LAUGHS) This is cooked.

Man, I've never done a strip-tease, but I know what I'm doing.

I'm excited to see what Niko's got.

Oh, my god. WOMAN: What the hell?

Wait, I need to control my heart. (BREATHES RAPIDLY)

Control your fucking heart. (LAUGHS)

Oh, my god. I'm so excited! Heart rate challenge.

No, I'm excited.

I want to see some grinding. I want to see some grabbing.

I want to see some ass-shaking.

What you saying, boys? Come on.

(MEN EXCLAIM) MAN: Fireman.

I've got a fireman!

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

Whoo! Yee-hah, baby!

# Da-da-da... #

I was gonna... I was gonna attempt one of these ones.

Oh, shit.

Let's just get this shit done.

WOMAN: Guys, this is the one time I'm excited to go to the fire pit.

WOMEN: Yes!

Boys, you're gonna have to work hard for this heart rate.

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

Just practising keeping heart rate down.

Breathing in and breathing out.

Oooh, I'm sweating.

Wait. My heart rate's going now. (LAUGHS)

(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)

NIKO: Let's go, boys. MAN: Let's go.

WOMEN: (CHANT) Give us the boys! Give us the boys!

Give us the boys! Give us the boys!

Give us the boys! Give us the boys!

Give us the boys! Give us the boys!

Give us the boys! Give us the boys!

Give us the boys! Give us the boys!

NARRATOR: The boys are dressed to impress

and the strip-tease is about to get underway.

This is gonna be seriously embarrassing...

Sexy. I meant sexy. Whoo.

WOMEN: Go, Steph!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

WOMAN: Oooh. (WOMEN SQUEAL)

(CHEERING)

(GROWLS)

(WOMEN SCREAM) MAN: Let's go, big man.

Oh, my god. I want to suck your blood.

Ladies, I'm starving. Let me taste some fresh blood.

(WOMEN SCREAM)

I'm ready for you to suck my blood, Steph.

MAN: OK.

(LAUGHTER) (ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

(CHEERING) (POP MUSIC PLAYS)

(SCREAMING)

Abso-fucking-lutely.

(SCREAMING)

He knows how to move. I think it's the French in him.

He was an animal.

(LAUGHS) WOMAN: OK.

(SCREAMING) (LAUGHTER)

Oui, oui. Yes, chef.

MAN: Go, baby!

(POP MUSIC CONTINUES) (CHEERING)

Those hips do not lie, sir.

(SCREAMING)

MAN: Wait, why was he nervous?

(SCREAMING)

This was my first strip show and what a show.

Reminder, all Islanders take part in Love Island at their own risk.

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

(SCREAMING)

MAN: Tiger! Sexy tiger!

Hell, yes!

(CHEERING) MAN: Oh, my god.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM) (SCREAMING)

Steph's French baguette was doing things to Mimi's...

I don't know, croissant. (LAUGHS)

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Maybe I will eat more tonight.

Well done, Steph.

(LAUGHTER)

You got something to live up to, boys.

WOMAN: Yeah.

(UPBEAT MUSIC) (SCREAMING)

Yeah, Mercedes! Shut up!

Whoo! Look at his abs!

Whoo!

Yee-hoo!

Howdy, ladies. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

(CHEERING)

Yee-hah!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

# It's all eyes on me... #

(CHEERING)

(WOMEN LAUGH)

I'm gonna get every girl's heart racing, especially Em's.

Whoo! (LAUGHS)

WOMAN: Oh, my god.

(WOMEN LAUGH)

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

He was all oiled up and he was using that whip.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

I'm gonna wee my pants. (LAUGHS)

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) MAN: Hell, yeah.

(CHEERING)

WOMAN: Yay. He's got you, eh?

(LAUGHTER)

Whoo!

(SCREAMING) (ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

The thrust to the face is my signature move

and I know these girls are loving it.

(SCREAMING)

Whoo-whoo-whoo! (LAUGHS)

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Yes, Mercedes!

Mercedes killed it. I am speechless.

TAYLOR: You nailed that, baby.

Hell, yeah, boy.

MAN: That's not his first rodeo.

Don't mess with Texas, baby.

(WOMEN CALL OUT)

Yay, Niko!

Aw. He's so hot.

(LAUGHTER)

He is so perfect.

I'm excited to see what Niko's got,

as long as he doesn't get carried away.

You know me as the Greek god.

But tonight you're gonna be feeling my Greek rod.

(SCREAMING)

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

I'm Zeus, baby. Fucking lightning bolts like that. Let's go. (LAUGHS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

(SCREAMS)

(CHEERING)

ZANE: Nice, Niko!

The girls better watch themselves and keep their hands off of my man.

NIKO: I'm being respectful. I won't do too much touching.

We'll keep it PG, don't worry.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

(SCREAMING)

# Smooth... #

Get your hands off.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

MAN: Let's go, Niko!

Mia had to get the special performance at the end.

(SCREAMING)

Yeah!

A little bit of a move on the floor there.

MAN: Let's go, Niko!

WOMAN: Aw!

MIA: He didn't want to do too much with the other girls.

He was saving it all for me.

Whoo!

WOMAN: Well done! Whoo!

(EXHALES)

MAN: Go! WOMAN: Go, Zane!

TAYLOR: Go, Zano!

What is this? Oh, my god. JADE: What is he?

Is he a sailor?

I'm a pilot.

Oh, shit. Oh, my god.

Let's go, Zano. Mile high club, baby.

Oh... He's a pilot!

MAN: Yeah, baby! Let's go, big boy!

(CHEERING) Let's go!

WOMAN: Yeah, Zane! G'day, ladies.

I'm Captain WD-40. Today you'll be riding a Boner 747...

(WOMEN LAUGH)

He looked good. Like, he looked really good.

I want to fly his plane... No.

(SCREAMING)

WOMAN: Yeah! Oh, fuck... What?

(POP MUSIC PLAYS) (ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Oh, my days!

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHTER)

SOPHIE: Go, Zane!

Oh, fuck.

(SCREAMING)

Jade's flying first-class tonight, so she gets some special stuff.

(SCREAMING)

(CHEERING)

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

(CHEERING)

(SCREAMING)

The kiss with Jade was great. I was in the moment. Felt right.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Sailor Zane!

I'm a pilot. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Could definitely feel my heart pumping.

After Zane's performance, I am pretty keen to see how things go.

(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)

Come here. Was that a good kiss?

Was that hot? You weren't letting go, girl.

She said "I want to stay on this plane."

Oh, is he a pilot or a sailor? A sailor?

I'm a pilot.

That's right, Zane. Spread your wings.

Taylor, spread your big pumping hose far and wide.

WOMEN: Firefighter. HANNAH: Oh, my god.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

So hot.

I just got done saving this kitty,

but I don't think it's the only pussy I'll be saving tonight.

(SCREAMING)

ZANE: Go, Tay!

WOMAN: Yes, Tay! WOMAN: Come on, Tay!

(SCREAMING)

Taylor is so hot! Oh, my gosh.

I can't even deal with how hot he is right now.

ISLANDER: Whoo!

WOMAN: Saving the best for last.

OK.

(CHEERING)

Wow.

(CHEERING) Wow.

Praise Lord Jesus.

MIMI: Come on, Tay. What you got?

(CHEERING)

And he kind of looks like a little boy

trying to take his pants off at school. (LAUGHS)

(SCREAMING) Hey, baby girl.

Damn.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Oh, sorry. Are you OK?

(SCREAMING)

TAYLOR: Was trying to get Jade's heart rate up

and ended up nearly knocking her out unconscious.

(CHEERING)

You gonna be OK here?

Come on. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. (ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Stay there.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

(SCREAMING AND CHEERING)

# Feel the fire... #

(SCREAMING) I'm dead. I'm dead.

Oh, my gosh. Taylor flipped me over.

Oh... So hot. So hot. So hot. It was.

(PEOPLE CALL OUT)

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

That was so... Like, that was crazy.

I'm gonna keep that forever in my brain. (LAUGHS)

NARRATOR: Couple up. Sip, suck and save.

Order two or more Love Island water bottles

and get $10 off, only at loveislandshop.com.au.

Be quick. Offer ends soon.

NARRATOR: We are two concussions and five boys into the strip-tease.

Eric's up next, hoping to score a knockout.

With the strip-tease, Eric. And no head injuries, thank you.

MAN: Let's go, big boy! Yeah!

(BOXING BELL RINGS) Oh...

Let's go!

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Alright, ladies. Let's get ready to rumble.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

I'm stepping in that ring with Eric. 100%.

He looked so sexy.

(BOXING BELL RINGS)

MAN: Hell, yeah! Get it, boy!

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM AND SCREAM)

Go, son! Get it, baby!

(CHEERING) Nice, Eric!

WOMAN: Yes, Eric! Come on, big boy.

Yeah, go! Shit!

When he whipped off one of his shoes, it almost also took me out.

I was just in the danger zone on the far left. It was not safe.

Jade's gonna get knocked out.

(CHEERING) WOMAN: Yeah, Eric!

Yeah!

And the first place goes to...

(CHEERING)

Then he just, like, picks me up and, oh...

(DANCE POP PLAYS)

The way that, like, they were just together

and the legs and the passion...

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

So hot, Kay!

(CHEERING) WOMAN: Oh, my god!

(CHEERING)

KAYLAH: Definitely the hottest kiss ever.

Definitely a few palpitations elsewhere also.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

You got to kiss him. That was your first kiss with him.

Wait, was that your first kiss? Yeah.

First place and first kiss. First place.

How was it? That was hot. That was amazing.

I think my heart rated the most for you just then.

Yeah. Same. 100.

Oh... So hot.

Oh, shit! Yes!

Goddamn! Get it, Dilly!

(SCREAMING)

Tradies get the ladies!

DYLAN: Hello, girls.

Hi, D.

I heard someone is looking for the Irish jackhammer. (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHTER)

Sophie's gonna need a bit of hard work tonight to get the heart racing

but I can do it.

Hello.

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

(SCREAMING)

What did he say? I'm not saying.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

(SCREAMS)

That tongue... Fuckin' hell, man!

He came full force. Licked my neck.

Signature move. It's all about the tongue.

That, mixed with a grind, forget about it.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM AND SCREAM)

Dylan, you traverse a little close to the sun with that tongue.

I enjoyed every second of it.

WOMAN: What's he got? Oh, my god.

SOPHIE: Oh! I'm actually dead.

WOMAN: You in trouble, girl.

I'm in trouble.

Oh, he looks hot.

(SCREAMING)

WOMAN: What? WOMAN: OK.

Get the kit off!

HANNAH: Man got so into it licking all of us girls

that he forgot to take his clothes off.

WOMAN: What the fuck?

(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)

(CHEERING)

Whoo!

(CHEERING) Hell, yeah, Dylan!

Oh, my heart is racing and a few other sections are going.

We've got... I'm not gonna talk about it.

(LAUGHS)

But goddamn!

MIMI: He was the dark horse tonight.

He's always, like, "I hide my feelings. I hide my feelings."

Well, they all come out at night-time, clearly.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I am obsessed.

Oh, fuck.

I'm sorry, but I think my heart's gonna be raised the most by Dylan.

I think so too. He went to that spot.

He did. Yeah, I was, like, "Ah!"

I've got the shakes again. (WOMAN LAUGHS)

I need some sugar. I got the shakes.

Oh, my god. Tonight has been fucking incredible.

Can't complain.

Abs in face. Sweat in eyes.

Safe to say we're all gonna be sleeping nicely. (LAUGHS)

The strip-tease done, the show is over.

The girls were humped and flipped right over.

But who sent which girl's heart kerplunk?

Let's find out, Doctor. Bring on the Monk.

Sophie, that's you. You're the doctor.

(DRAMATIC POP MUSIC PLAYS)

# I'll walk all over you

# That's just the way I move... #

Wait, what? Oh, my god.

WOMEN: Whoo!

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

SOPHIE MONK: Now, this is the party I want to come to.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Boys, stay right there.

EM: Yeah. (LAUGHTER)

Now it's my turn... No, I'm just joking.

(LAUGHTER) I can't really dance.

Boys, I've been watching out the back and, whoa, good work.

And I've got the results in my hand.

Who's keen to hear? ISLANDERS: Yes.

NIKO: Let's hear.

OK.

Mia, your heart rate was raised the most by...

Dylan.

(ISLANDERS CHEER AND EXCLAIM)

It was the lick. It was the lick.

Oh, damn, Dyl. That tongue, man... That tongue got her good. (LAUGHS)

Niko, don't worry. You were very close to the top.

Oh... Hope I was. (LAUGHS)

Em, your heart rate was raised the most by...

Dylan.

(ISLANDERS CHEER AND EXCLAIM)

Oh, hats off to him. I was watching it. He did great.

And my heart rate was raised watching him,

so, hey, I'm not mad at it.

Hannah, your heart rate was raised the most by...

Niko.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Why you doing that face? It was your heart.

Niko? Really?

That doesn't make sense.

(LAUGHTER) Sorry, Mia.

He's all yours, though, sweetie.

Kaylah, your heart rate was raised the most by...

Eric.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

It looks like the kiss worked. I'm happy about that.

Oh, hey, Eric. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Yeah. (LAUGHS)

Mimi... # Tell me that you love me... #

..your heart rate was raised the most by...

Steph.

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM) (BLOWS KISS)

Sophie... Oh...

(LAUGHS)

What is this?

I'm just looking through my files. Don't do me dirty, Soph.

Your heart rate was raised the most by...

Mercedes.

(ISLANDERS CHEER AND EXCLAIM)

Yee-hah!

I mean, he did have his dick in my face,

so I think that's a fair reason to have my heart rate raised.

Jade, lovely to meet you. Hi.

I feel bad. I've just met you and I'm about to diagnose you and your heart.

That's OK. Give it to me.

Oh, we actually have a dead heat with you.

Two boys raised your heart rate to exactly the same number.

ISLANDERS: Oooh! How's that for maths?

And those boys were...

Zane and Taylor.

(ISLANDERS CHEER AND EXCLAIM)

I should have won.

I think her heart rate got raised by Taylor

because I think he nearly made her headbutt the garden.

Very interesting results, wouldn't you say?

Mmm. Yeah. Yeah.

But the night's not over. ISLANDERS: Oooh.

Go and take a seat next to your partner.

(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)

(DRAMATIC POP MUSIC PLAYS)

Well, islanders...

I'm gonna get straight to the point.

Jade and Eric...

(DRAMATIC POP MUSIC PLAYS)

..the single life ends now.

(DRAMATIC POP MUSIC PLAYS)

# I want something new... #

(BEEPING) Yep, yep. Keep coming.

Keep coming. Stop, stop, stop. Stop there.

All good.

Oh, hey. Just got a special delivery.

Three tonnes of popcorn, which can only mean one thing -

it's time for movie night!

NARRATOR: Next time...

WOMAN: Mimi's, like, "I am a woman of worth"

and it's like just chilled out sometimes...

..controversy...

Say it to my face now. Say it to my face!

Oh... Confrontation...

You wouldn't even let me have that conversation.

You had all day. You talked to everybody else but the person!

..and chaos.

He's the one who said "Please don't tell anyone about this."

Whoa! Don't! Because you did!

I said... I said... I said, um...

"Um... Um..." What?

You said what?

Grab your popcorn. It's gonna be good!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(SPITS) (LAUGHTER)

Shit!

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