Original subtitles

Hey, everyone.

Before we get into the next episode of Love Island,

I thought it might be good to catch up on what you might've missed.

(DANCE POP PLAYS)

(MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

NARRATOR: Hannah got dumped by a text.

(CRIES) You're too hot to be dumped.

Krissy got attacked by a bug.

(WOMEN SQUEAL) Was it on me?

Argh! It's huge. (WOMEN SCREAM)

Then...

SOPHIE: Prepare to check in to Hotel Amor.

NARRATOR: ..there was that whole most epic twist

in the history of world television Hotel Amor thing.

I'm recoupled and I'm going to a hotel with my ex, essentially.

SOPHIE: Stick with the person you just spent an intimate night with

or twist.

NARRATOR: From here, it all got really complicated

and I ain't got time to explain that shit,

so go stream episodes 18 and 19 if you haven't already.

Hannah came back.

You and I were kind of robbed of the opportunity

to explore what would've been an incredible connection.

Krissy got dumped.

I actually don't have anything to say to Taylor

Like, he is what he is. He's a clout chaser.

The villa got divided.

I'm real and I don't fake anything.

But you don't need to be so defensive

because I'm not saying you did it.

I don't think in the real world we would be friends.

Good.

And the truth bike...

If Zane worked really hard, would you take him back?

No. I want a man, not a boy.

..truth-biked.

You want to spill the tea? Let's spill the whole tea.

Sorry, but Em on the bike, it was giving road rage.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Tonight...

# Y'all checking me out... #

..it's all the Love Island classics.

I hope we're gonna stay together as long as we can.

Romance...

Let's try it. Ready?

(GAGS) No...

Heartbreak...

For you to not even acknowledge me, that just shows immaturity to me.

He was one of the only people in the house

that, like, I could really trust

and it feels like that trust was broken.

And two new bombs...

(DRAMATIC POP MUSIC PLAYS)

It's giving classic Love Island.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

The arrival of the truth bike

had the islanders asking probing philosophical questions

about the fragile nature of their very existence.

Did you and Em have sex last night? (LAUGHTER)

'Cause I heard some things.

(BELL RINGS) (ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

I knew it! I knew it!

It's alright.

He doesn't owe the truth bike anything.

He should owe me something.

Alright. I think we might be done. Done.

(APPLAUSE) Can we go?

It's just, like... I don't know. I just feel really embarrassed.

(CLATTERING)

I feel like Mercedes embarrassed me...

Em, let's talk when you come out. Mm-hm.

..especially 'cause we talked about not saying anything last night

and, like, it's a fucking game.

Like, lying point blank is not a good thing,

but I don't think the fuckin' moral police would've come after him

for fucking saying no on the truth bike.

Did you and Dylan have sex last night?

No.

Interesting.

Just touching. (WATER RUNS)

And I told myself I wouldn't... Mmm.

..you know. Mm-hm.

You're pissed off? Yeah.

Should we have a chat properly?

Um, I just don't want to talk to him right now.

Either way, he's waiting out there. I know.

Yeah. I'm not going out. Yep.

Oh, here he comes.

MERCEDES: Em... I'll chat to you later.

No, right now. No.

No. Right now. No!

I'm not waiting.

I'm not letting this thing linger. Right now.

I just need a minute by myself.

I've literally not talked to anybody else.

I'm just sitting in silence... OK, but you should talk to me.

I'm the person you're here with.

This should be something you should talk to me about.

You just brushed me off the entire thing.

I don't want to argue in front of people. Let's go chat right now.

Let me have a moment to myself. I'm not speaking to anybody else...

You had a very long time to yourself at the thing, so let's go now.

There was a lot of distractions.

I need to sit in silence for a minute.

You were sitting there by yourself the entire time.

You need to talk to me. I'm the person you're coupled up with.

I'm the one here for you. You're the one here for me.

So let's go talk. It's fine. I just need a moment.

Listen, you had a moment...

Maybe just if we... like, no-one is with her.

Like, I literally have not said a word to Sophie.

It doesn't matter. Are you in a couple with Sophie?

No, but that's what she's saying. No, listen, let me talk to her.

Alright.

Mercedes absolutely should listen.

When someone's asking to be left alone, you leave them alone.

She's obviously feeling a type of way and she wasn't ready.

Like, I don't know what's going on.

You should at least tell me your emotions.

What do you mean?

We said, you know, whatever happened last night

that that was not gonna be...

You're mad at me for telling the truth on a truth bike.

You understand that? It's a game.

She said she literally saw it.

She asked the question for a reason.

It's not like this thing was hidden. Mmm.

And then for you to not even acknowledge me

or do anything, that just shows immaturity to me...

and I don't want...

Is that mature at all? I didn't want it...

I wanted to be left alone. But do you see how immature that is?

Are you ready for something? Wait... Wait, hold on.

Em, do you need some time?

You need some time for yourself, right?

It's fine. Apparently not.

It shouldn't be other people coming in between her and I.

Wait, Mercedes, I just want to say...

I didn't say a word to a single other person.

Stop talking.

I just want to say that no-one was talking to her...

I don't want to hear anything. I don't give a fuck.

OK, that's just a bit crazy, though. Stop talking to me.

MIMI: Do you need just a minute or do you want me to stay here?

What do you want? No, I'm fine by myself.

OK. I'll be peeing and then I'll leave... (LAUGHS)

Sorry. I do need to pee.

I'm sorry. I had to go get Mimi 'cause I didn't know what to do.

I don't know.

I think to call me emotionally immature and whatever

and not ready for a relationship because I needed a minute...

That's what I was just trying to explain to him.

..to deal by myself... Yeah.

..that just means the way we deal with conflict is... (LAUGHS)

Sorry. Sorry. I can't miss this.

It just means the way that we deal with conflict is different

and that's OK

and this is the time that, like, we figure these things out

about each other and then you can either move forward or not.

I get he was upset by my reaction

and I get that was his reaction to my reaction

but, like, to come in so hot,

like, to come in heated and to be rude to my friend...

How do you think that conversation is gonna go?

MERCEDES: I understand why she is mad.

I expected her to be mad,

but I feel a mature person would express her feelings

to the person that she's supposed to be with - her partner.

Was I wrong for telling the truth or should I have lied?

I think you should lie.

You think I should lie?

Should lie, because some girls want some privacy. You know what I mean?

I'm his close friend in this villa and that's my best bro,

so it's my responsibility to tell him the truth,

the fact that, for me, he should lie.

Did she say to you that you should keep it between you and her?

Yeah. Why you say it, bro?

I had to 'cause we were in the game and Kaylah saw it.

It was the first question I was asked.

She's pissed. Oh, fuck.

She's pissed. Ah, boy.

It's not the end of the world. But...

No, I'm saying it might be the end for me

because I'm not dealing with someone who can't talk to a person.

I came for my person, but I don't know if she's ready for something,

a real relationship because...

She's ready. I don't think she is, bro.

She's just frustrated

because you said you had sex in front of everyone.

That's just that... I didn't come out and say it.

Now, if I came to you and just said it, OK,

but it's in the game where I had to tell the shit...

But in front of everyone, bro. Hmm.

I understand your position. Yeah.

But I understand also her position, maybe...

I get it too, but that's where we talk.

That's a mature relationship thing.

She's pissed right now. You need to wait.

No, bro. See, that's stupid shit.

That's the shit that I'm not ready for.

That's the thing that I don't do. Everyone is different.

I think Mercedes overreact. I think he should, like, let Em breathe.

Sometimes, you know, girls need time, bro.

Girls need time.

Like, when you made a mistake with the girl,

you should, like, try to do something better after.

I tried. I tried.

You just had a conversation with her and she was pissed.

You can't have a conversation with a girl when she's pissed.

You have to let her calm. The point is...

Whatever. I guess you're right. Yes, bro.

NARRATOR: Oui-oui, Mercedes.

Beep-beep.

I did not expect him to... Neither.

Neither. He's so cool, calm and collected.

That was uncool. That's really taken me by surprise.

I just don't understand how he doesn't get why I'd be pissed at,

like...

I don't know, some people don't think sex is a big deal,

but I think it's big.

I do. I think it's big.

I don't like people knowing who I sleep with.

I literally thought that, like,

we were gonna literally walk out of here together

and have something afterwards

and now I don't know...

I honestly don't know what to think or feel.

(PENSIVE MUSIC)

This is the first time I feel like I'm gonna cry.

Don't cry. I'm gonna cry.

It's fine.

(PENSIVE MUSIC)

Fuck, man.

# Here we go again

# Everything is fine... #

(CRIES)

# I guess we could pretend we didn't cross the line... #

What are you feeling?

It's just a lot!

It is a lot. Like, you've done so well, Em.

Take some time, I think. It's annoying.

There's literally nowhere to go in this fucking place.

I know.

Do you want to stay here for a bit? Yeah. OK.

Do you want anything?

OK. I'll make sure no-one's coming.

OK? OK, darling.

# Go back to being friends Love is a kaleidoscope... #

(CRIES)

# How it works, I'll never know

# And even how to change

# Is somehow all the same... # (CLATTERING)

I said to myself that, like, nothing was gonna happen

except for, like, making out with somebody while I was here.

Like, no... I'm just so disappointed in myself

and then disappointed in Mercedes

because I feel like that's not something to be, like, broadcast.

(CRIES)

I just feel, like, disrespected.

# And it'll just take time to go back to being friends... #

I don't need to have sex, you know.

I don't go go out, I don't have one-night stands.

It means something to me. That's why it hurts more as well.

(CRIES) # And if it's hard to change... #

# It's somehow all the same... #

He was one of the only people in the house

that, like, I could really trust

and it feels like that trust was broken.

# Love is a kaleidoscope... #

(CRIES)

(CRIES)

NARRATOR: So it turns out putting the demands of a prop pink bicycle

above the sanctity of your relationship

does not a happy couple make.

Love Island Australia - teaching men things since 2018.

DYLAN: You right, bro? Whatever, man.

Yeah, I'm chilling, bro. In your feels?

Yep. Yeah.

I think Em, she's probably just not used to...

I don't know.

She's probably just not used to opening up to a guy so quick.

We'll see, man.

MERCEDES: Right now I'm just spiralling.

I feel like I was wrong in telling the truth

and, you know, I'm honestly very sad that that came out that way

and I want to validate her feelings because, you know,

she has a right to be upset.

I'm obviously upset clearly about that whole situation,

but, like, I feel like the fact that I was upset enough to cry today

really showed me that my feelings

are really, really strong for Mercedes.

But, yeah, I will have to talk to Mercedes

and we will have to resolve this one way or another.

(DRAMATIC POP MUSIC PLAYS)

(ISLANDERS CHEER)

MAN: Another night in the villa.

WOMAN: Another night.

So far, Zane has been remarkably consistent

at not being able to use words good,

but this man is full of surprises.

ZANE: I'm just going to start with saying I love everyone in here.

This is probably the most intense emotions

and a rollercoaster of emotions in here.

I'm gonna leave you with a little quote from Master Oogway.

The real ones probably know what it is.

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift.

"That's why they call it the present."

(ISLANDERS EXCLAIM)

Enjoy every moment in here, as hard as it can be sometimes,

but it's gonna be one in a lifetime.

MAN: That's it, bro. ISLANDERS: Cheers!

Well said.

(DANCE POP PLAYS)

NIKO: Let's go. MIA: Let's go.

During the truth bike,

Mia dismissed relocating from Adelaide to Sydney

and Niko wasn't happy, understandably.

I mean, apart from a chronic housing crisis, insane rents,

extortionate cost of living

and spending 150% of your pay cheque to live below the poverty line,

why wouldn't she?

You said...you said that for me to go to Adelaide to move

was a bit hard

and for you to come to Sydney was, like, a bit maybe

because of, like, family and stuff like that.

Mmm.

Obviously with interstate travel... So hard.

..it's the most difficult thing to overcome,

but it's not about would you or wouldn't you do it.

It's how you would make it work, because everything's possible.

Yeah... You've just got to make it work.

I'm thinking ahead here, but in the long term,

say we became really serious, wanted to settle down,

I don't know if I see myself actually settling down in Sydney

and being away from my family

and having a family in Sydney away from my own.

Mmm. Mmm. That just, like, freaks me out.

I'm such a family person. My family is everything.

I don't see myself raising a family in Sydney.

What would you choose? Would you choose love over family?

Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know.

I don't want to have to pick. I want love and family.

Like, I don't want to have to neglect my family

and live in another state away from them

because home is where your family is.

I guess we could work it out.

I don't know, it just worries me a little bit.

Niko could move to Adelaide. Oooh!

Em, meanwhile, is moving to make-up town.

I feel like I literally burnt a lot of bridges today,

especially on that truth bike.

But I'm gonna go be a big girl, have a fucking chat.

STEPH: Thank you. Thank you. Have a break.

Have a Kit-Kat. He like you a lot.

I like him. that's why I was so upset.

He like you a lot. OK, we love you.

Period!

OK, baggy pants. Let's go for a chat.

You like? I love.

You love? Yeah.

Is that right? (KISS)

STEPH: Oh! Go away.

Where do you want to go? (STEPH EXCLAIMS)

MERCEDES: Last time we spoke, it did not end well,

so with the conversation that we have,

it's gonna be do or die with our relationship,

so I just kind of hope it goes well.

(CLEARS THROAT) Alright, I guess I'll start.

Obviously I want to apologise, you know.

I wasn't expecting that question,

especially not be the first question.

It was just a lot going on in fuckin' five seconds...

so obviously made the wrong decision in that five seconds

and, you know, I'm just truly sorry about that

because it was never my intention to hurt you

or spew that information out.

Yeah. I obviously don't want to argue with you.

I don't want to have conflict with you. Yeah.

I wouldn't be this upset if I didn't give a fuck about you, you know.

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

Like, you saw how blase I've been

about the whole fucking Taylor situation.

I could give less of a shit. Exactly. Yeah.

I cried today for the first day. Yeah?

Like, I broke down.

Don't laugh, because you said you don't like girls who cry.

No, I get it. I was emotional as well.

But I was like, yeah, it just made me... Like, it was just a lot.

It was very overwhelming. Yeah, it was. It was tough.

It was a lot to even think about and process.

I think it scared both of us a lot

because we really can see such, like, a real future

outside of this experience.

'Cause I feel like the truth bike thing happened,

I reacted... Yeah.

..you reacted to my reaction... Yes.

..and then it just fucking snowballed.

Right. Exactly.

And then for you to come in so heated... Yeah.

..and not really give me an option...

Mm-hm. ..was, like, a lot.

Yeah.

And then to be called emotionally immature

because I wasn't ready to have the conversation with you...

Yeah. ..was shitty too.

Yeah, no, I am truly sorry.

Like, I've been thinking about it a lot

and, you know, the last couple hours have been extremely hard,

probably the hardest time I've had in here. Same.

MERCEDES: I can understand why she was upset.

I have a lot of, you know, growing to do

and I want to be the best man I can be for Em.

I don't like to be, like, left in limbo.

Like, I'm such a conflict resolution... Like, let's get it.

Let's figure it out. Mmm.

You know what I'm saying?

And for me, I wasn't processing that, you know,

maybe you needed a second.

You know, I'm like... "I clearly fucked up. Let me try to fix this."

You know what I'm saying?

And it was kind of hard for me to, you know, figure out

how to manoeuvre from this... Mmm.

..because I do want you.

# When it's over

# The times that we spent Just a memory... #

At the end of the day,

if we couldn't come to some type of, you know, resolution,

I didn't see a point in me being here...

but I obviously do really like you a lot

and, like, where we're going and want to continue this,

you know what I'm saying, because, you know, you're perfect.

# Can you see that the sky is falling... #

I'm not perfect.

(LAUGHS) In my eyes you are.

Are we good?

We can get back on track?

OK. Come here.

# Can you see that the sky is falling? #

Em and I can definitely get past all this.

I feel like our lives align, our emotions align.

Obviously I'm very attracted to her.

# Can you see that the sky is falling? #

I just feel like she might be the girl I've been looking for.

Coming up... two new bombs hit the villa.

MAN: If the girl that I want is in a couple,

then that's not gonna stop me.

If I have to step on some toes, then I will.

WOMAN: All I can say is I may not want your man,

but your man may want me.

NARRATOR: The truth is people make mistakes,

but forgiveness is a virtue

and if us Irish can forgive the Brits for 800 years of oppression,

then a perfect Irishman can forgive Sophie for hooking up with Zane.

Neither has happened just yet, though.

Without me knowing, I had a bit of a stormy dark cloud over my head,

which was Zane

and 'cause I didn't know whether there was something there or not,

I had to figure it out.

I don't think it was in a good way.

Like, obviously I wish it didn't happen that way,

but now I've, like, been able to clear that away

and I'm so clear-minded now.

Where I'm at right now is, like, obviously

I just want to give you that time or however much time you need

to, like, process and figure out how you feel about it.

I mean, I feel like I shouldn't make exceptions

because if it was in the outside world,

I wouldn't have acted like that.

Different rule book, eh? It is. You know what I mean?

If I was writing my rules,

if I brought in my rule book from outside...

Stop saying that. Just leave me if you want to leave me.

My rule book is just... It's frustrating me.

Well, I'm, like... I've given you the pass,

the option to just give me the flick.

I know. Of course I don't want you to.

I don't want to. Why?

Because I see potential.

Yeah, I think that showed to me that I do have feelings for you...

Mm-hm. ..and more than I expected, I think.

Aw! I thought...

It sucks that it took that to realise that you like me.

I mean, I don't hate you. But, no, I do...

I don't want to throw it away over something stupid,

so...but I'm giving you a chance to prove to me that...

Thanks. ..and then I can progress.

Well, I won't let you down.

Yeah? Yep. Mm-hm.

I'm just really happy and grateful

that, you know, he does see something strong enough

and worthy enough to, you know, push past his usual rule book

and give it a go

'cause I think that there is something special between us two.

I'll move slowly.

I will behave, I promise.

(WOMAN LAUGHS) What are you doing?

With some kind of harmony returning to the villa,

the girls celebrate through the medium of dance.

(WOMAN GRUNTS)

OK, guys, imagine a cheer squad.

I asked for pompoms.

WOMAN: Eh!

Goodnight, guys. Goodnight. Come to Papa's.

WOMAN: Goodnight, guys. MAN: Goodnight.

WOMAN: Goodnight. Oh! (LAUGHS)

I'm so excited to get into bed

knowing that Dylan's giving me this second chance.

I just feel more at ease

and I feel like I can breathe a little bit better.

EM: Do you get the air con there? 'Cause I get cold.

MERCEDES: OK. I get hot.

I was sweating... OK. Cool.

I don't plan on having sex tonight, you know,

and if I do have sex, I definitely won't be telling anybody.

Whoa. (SQUEALS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

MAN: Keep the moaning down tonight, please, guys.

(POP MUSIC CONTINUES)

Wow. There's a lot going down in the villa tonight.

Comings and goings, you might say.

Well, not anymore.

Goodnight, lovers!

(LAID-BACK POP MUSIC PLAYS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

How'd you sleep? Good.

Yeah? Mmm.

Um, was it intimate in bed last night? Yeah, it was.

I don't kiss and tell but, yeah, we had a nice night.

All I can hear is... (IMITATES SLURPING)

and it's like, "Urgh,"

the equivalent of chewing with your mouth open.

Sophie last night, she was like, "Ah, ah!"

Like, me and Hannah are just laughing.

Gosh, dude, I swear he's my person. Really?

Yeah. My god. Girl, you're fucking in love!

I'm the definition of simp at the moment.

The way he looks at me, the way he kisses me, I'm, like, "Ah!"

I'm done. Signed, sealed and delivered.

Just sends me off. That's fricken so nice, babe.

A simp is like someone that's just, like, full falling for them

and, like, yeah...

Like, love heart eyes, basically.

How was your night? My night's good.

I just like...

Is it sad being in the bed next to him?

It is sad.

I felt awkward, so I was, like, "Can you pat me to sleep?"

And then he starts doing this...

Oh, my gosh. (LAUGHS)

But I'm keen to share a bed with someone

who's actually interested in me.

If a bomb can walk in, please.

A big 6'4" tanned man.

26-year-old daddy. Mmm.

Solved. Solved?

So I can stop sharing a bed. Solved.

So I can stop sharing... Solved.

Solved. Solved.

Solved.

I'm talking, like, huge arms, glistening eyes, perfect smile.

And I think confidence is key,

so just a confident bomb to absolutely sweep me off my feet.

(MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

WOMAN: What? I got a text!

Oh, my god. MAN: Whoo!

What do you mean you got a text? Text.

He got a text.

Mesdames et Messieurs.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

I'm dirty. I'm dirty. I'm dirty. I'm dirty. I'm dirty.

#nicebaguette. #escargotgogogo.

Let's go! (CHEERING)

Hell, yeah!

Finally! Finally, man!

Guys, that's what I'm waiting for.

I'm going on a date!

Escargot! Ca va. It's cool.

Give me that shit. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.

(SPRAYS) There we go. (LAUGHS)

(SPRAYS) Whoo!

Now you're smelling good. Mimi's gonna love this.

Let's go! Whoo!

Smelling finer than the finest secrets...

(LAUGHS) I put all of them!

(LAUGHS) More!

Yeah, I'm really excited to spend the day with just me and Steph

and, yeah, Mimi's very happy.

I wonder what we're doing. How exciting.

Do you reckon you're gonna eat snails?

Oh, my gosh.

'Cause it said #escargot. What does that mean?

Escargot is a snail.

Wait, is it actually? Yeah.

I'm not 100% sure if I'd be down.

Like, I don't know. I thought a cargo ship or, like, container.

(LAUGHS)

You are stunning.

Oh, my god.

Alright, Mimi. (OTHERS CHEER)

Let's get out of here!

(OTHERS CHEER AND APPLAUD)

(WOLF WHISTLING) WOMAN: Bye.

Bye, everyone. Thank you. Whoo!

I miss you! Mwah, mwah, mwah!

You're just stunning.

You look pretty... No. Wow.

(BOTH LAUGH)

# Feel it coming

# Got me feeling like, oooh-hoo

# It's almost done, done Oh-oh-oh-oh

# Oooh-hoo, it's almost done, done

# So, are you ready for it? #

(LAID-BACK POP MUSIC PLAYS)

Wow. Look at these!

That's beautiful. Look how pretty!

Wow.

(LAID-BACK POP MUSIC CONTINUES)

Let me help you to take a seat.

Thank you.

Merci.

There we are.

Ah...

Cute.

Far from the villa. I know.

How do you feel right now?

I'm very happy to be on a date with you again.

(BELL TOLLS) Yeah. Whoo!

(BELL TOLLS) Oh!

What does that mean? What does that mean? Yeah.

Is the perfect time for us to maybe talk about serious thing?

Huh? (LAUGHS)

I'm going to need to finish this thing.

(BOTH LAUGH)

OK. What are we cheersing to?

About our second date.

Our second date.

Still together after two weeks. Oh, yeah.

We must be doing something right... (LAUGHS)

..for now.

For now. Mmm.

Yum.

Just I feel it is good to be here with you.

You're so romantic. I'm so not used to it.

I just said what I think about you. How do you say it in French?

Say it in French. 'Cause you're more expressive when you speak in French.

OK. (SPEAKS FRENCH)

Mmm? It's mean, like, in French...

I said I'm very grateful to be still being with you right now

and I hope we're gonna stay together as long as we can.

Aw, that's cute!

You always show me some attention, affection,

but you never put words about your feeling.

Tell me.

What do you want me to say? (BOTH LAUGH)

Do you want me to say I like you, Steph?

What? (LAUGHS)

Say it again. That I like you, Steph.

Really? Yeah.

How?

I like the way you treat me. Yeah?

And I also like that you pay attention to the little things

that I say... Mm-hm.

..and that you also listen to me.

And if we ever have any arguments, not that we've had one,

you take on what I say and you kind of like find ways to make it better.

You are the most important person in the villa, in my eyes.

(GIGGLES)

For me, we are not just a couple, like, in my feeling

and I consider you more than just a girl before I met in the villa.

Aw.

I think I definitely like you more than I thought...

Mm-hm.

..and it's very unexpected for me.

Like, I knew that I would learn a lot about myself,

but I never knew that somebody would teach me so much about myself,

which you have done...

in a good way.

Thank you. (LAUGHS)

Mmm.

NARRATOR: Oh, how sweet!

Hey, Google, what's French for

"Back at the villa, the islanders do some fun, dumb shit"?

(FEMALE ELECTRONIC VOICE SPEAKS FRENCH)

Merci. Merci.

Hey, guys, we're gonna do a bit of a relay. Boys versus girls.

We're gonna win!

(ISLANDERS CALL OUT)

MAN: Oh, my god. MAN: I can't stay on that shit.

MAN: Go, Mercedes! Go, Mercedes! Go, Mercedes!

(ISLANDERS CALL OUT)

(CHEERING)

I mean, we got smoked.

(WOMAN CHANT AND CHEER)

MAN: Yeah!

(BELL TOLLS)

Do you want to try some French delicacies?

(CLAPS) What do you mean?

(FRENCH MUSIC PLAYS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

No, they're garden snails. Do you eat that?

It doesn't look like that in France, actually.

(PLAYFUL VOICE) Don't touch me, French man.

This is my mum's garden snails on the lettuce.

It doesn't look like that in France.

No, bro. No.

Don't eat me! Please! Please! Don't eat me!

He's a pretty good guy! It wasn't supposed to be this way!

Anyway... You want to try it?

You are here, so let's try it.

I just... I don't know if I can eat it, Steph.

Let's try. Ready?

Nah, I can't.

Oh, I eat for you. (PLAYFUL SCREAM)

Not that bad.

Alright. Alright, I get it for you.

Steph, I actually can't. Oh, close your eyes.

Can you not put the whole thing in my mouth?

You don't have a choice. Hold on.

It's a banana. (IMITATES AEROPLANE)

No, no, no, no, no! (GAGS)

No. No. Eat it. Eat it.

Eat. You can do it.

You made it. You made it. I can't do it!

Alright. Drink that. Drink, drink, drink.

I don't want it! You can. (LAUGHS)

Thank you. OK.

So you don't like French escargot? Um...

No. Yeah, no.

No. (LAUGHS) I really don't like it. Sorry.

I like this French cargo. (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

Will you teach me French?

(SPEAKS FRENCH)

Say... (SPEAKS PHRASE IN FRENCH) (REPEATS PHRASE IN FRENCH)

I like your mouth. Huh? (LAUGHS)

Yeah... (SPEAKS PHRASE IN FRENCH) I like you mouth.

You like my mouth? Yeah.

I kiss you all the time, so... Oh, OK.

Yeah. (SPEAKS FRENCH)

(BOTH SOUND OUT PHRASE IN FRENCH) (BELL TOLLS)

Alright. It's time to kiss.

(LAUGHS) (BELL TOLLS)

You're so French. Do you know that?

Coming up...

"All the best parties have a couple of hot gate-crashers."

I am so excited! (WOMEN SCREAM)

..it's double trouble, as two hot new bombs hit the villa.

WOMAN: Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

(WOMEN SCREAM)

(DANCE POP PLAYS)

There you go, darling.

Very nice. Am I pretty yet?

You are a superstar.

Alright. (DOOR OPENS)

(LAUGHTER) WOMAN: Hey.

Let's be real. Probably not the first facial Niko's walked in on.

Outside, Mercedes and Em measure belly buttons. Deep-deep!

MERCEDES: I just need to see how deep it is. It's not that deep.

EM: Let me see yours.

Yours isn't deep. Yours is way bigger than mine.

Yeah. Mine's deeper than yours.

Yeah. Yeah, yours is deeper than mine.

# How deep is your belly button? #

That's crazy.

Like, they cut that shit right there and it just, like, stays like that.

We were born...not born, but, like,

there's a hole there, you know what I mean?

It's a tube. Yeah, tube.

That's what I meant to say.

And they just like... so everyone did that.

Everyone ever born had to slice that shit off.

Slice and dice. So, what do you think, like...

You know we came from, like, monkeys and shit.

Do monkeys have umbilical cords?

Such a good question.

How do they do that shit?

They don't know?

Embarrassing...

for me that I also didn't know, but I googled!

The answer's yes.

STEPH: We are back!

(CHEERING)

WOMAN: Hi! Bonjour!

Hi, everybody!

MIMI: I missed you all.

(ISLANDERS CALL OUT)

(CALLS OUT)

All the guys in the fire pit, please! Debrief!

MAN: OK. MAN: Alright. Coming.

Yeah, that was just a dream.

Like, I had some stars in my eyes, if that makes sense.

And I just enjoy the moment with her

and I'm just, like... I'm just glad to spend this time with her.

I can't take you seriously with this on.

Do you want me to take it off? No, no, no.

Leave it on. Leave it on. Leave it.

It was so fun. I missed you guys so much, though.

Missed you, but fill us in. Um... Oh, my goodness.

It was the most perfect venue. Mmm.

So, like, you went up the stairs

and all the cushions were like seashell clams.

Aw! Oh, that's so cute!

That's such a mini date!

We had like a date, champagne.

We had snails. Oh!

How was it? Escargot.

Yeah. So...

He said the French snails are different to the Spanish.

So he was... The French ones are really big.

Nah. They're straight from the garden.

It was like eating a salty booger and it just...

and the texture is not texturising.

He was so sweet. He, like... We just had the best time.

Like, we got to know each other more

and then I told him, I was, like, "I like you, Steph."

WOMEN: Aw! (LAUGHS)

He was, like, "What did you say?"

I said, "I like you, Steph." (LAUGHS)

I told Steph I liked him, which is a big thing for Mimi.

He was very grateful that I'm being a bit more open towards him

because I really struggle to kind of tell my emotions

to someone that I'm really into.

As soon as I like someone, usually I push them away.

Don't know what that's about.

However, I told Steph I liked him and he didn't run away,

so that's a good thing.

WOMAN: That's sweet.

You know, I haven't told a guy I've liked him in, like, so long.

(WOMEN EXCLAIM)

We're so happy for you, Meems. I know.

Today she told me... she looked at me and she said,

"Steph, I like you so much." MAN: Oooh.

She said that to me.

I don't want to speak too soon,

but honestly I can see myself with her outside of the villa.

(BRIGHT POP MUSIC PLAYS)

Beautiful, man. Stoked for you. That's where we are right now.

See your face. Like... Yeah.

I'm excited for you, brother.

That's where we are right now and I feel very good.

Every bombshell can come, like how many they want,

but one thing is sure -

Mimi is in my head and I have a tunnel vision on her.

(LAID-BACK POP MUSIC PLAYS)

# I'm a burning flame I ain't got no shame

# I can cause destruction Oh, you gonna be amazed... #

How are you and Soph going? Good, bro. Good.

Good?

Obviously that's annoying me 'cause that's in my head.

It's still in your head? That situation.

Yeah, 'cause it'd always plays on the back of your mind as well, eh?

If her head is changed that quickly.

Does it worry you? A little bit, yeah.

Yeah.

The best thing that can happen for me now

is that a guy to come in now and tests her.

# I'm a burning flame I ain't got no shame

# Chaos is addictive Oh, once you get a taste

# I'm a burning flame... #

(CHEERING)

If you own a 'live, laugh, love' T-shirt,

give me an 'eh, eh, eh'!

MAN: Eh, eh, eh!

This lighting is fucking beautiful. Beautiful.

(WOMAN CHEERS) KAYLAH: OK.

I'd like to make a toast.

I feel so blessed to have had this experience with all of you guys.

You're just the best bunch.

And I feel like the Love Island experience

has been a little bit of a rollercoaster ride.

But buckle up. Hold on tight because it's not over yet.

(CHEERING)

And here's to more living, laughing and loving!

(CHEERING)

(DANCE POP PLAYS)

# I got plenty of reasons why I do... #

(CHEERING)

Whoo!

(CHEERING AND CHANTING)

(CHANTING)

(POP!) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

WOMAN: Yay!

NARRATOR: Yeah, good times!

And now finally the answer to the question everyone's been asking,

what do Mia's grandparents do?

So they just... Pappou will go... My pappou does everything.

He goes there, fixes it. Yiayia helps him...

Yeah, yeah ..just plot around.

Fix the properties. (MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

I got a text!

WOMAN: Oh... Wait, what?

Guys, shut up. She's got a text.

(DRAMATIC POP MUSIC PLAYS)

Go, bombshells!

(CHEERING AND SQUEALING)

I am so excited. A hot new bombshell is crashing the party tonight!

Yep.

I don't want to have to jump off the thing. (LAUGHS)

Don't you start playing with me, boy.

Bye. (LAUGHS)

Double trouble. So I'm thinking two of the same.

NIKO: I reckon it's two guys.

We're just going to sit here while they react.

This is so exciting for you.

Oh, please like me, but.

Please like me.

Double trouble. So we're thinking two men.

So are we happy? No. (LAUGHS)

Are we anxious? Yes.

Stressing about girls again.

Dylan, are you stressed about it?

(LAUGHS)

Let 'em in, boys.

Come on in.

Argh!

Please be my dream. Dream man.

What would be your dream man, babe, tell us.

Tall, tanned, teeth, trouble. Tall, tanned, teeth, trouble.

Trouble. Tall, tanned, teeth, trouble.

NARRATOR: The Love Island gods walked into a bar and said

"One epic bomb, please.

"Actually, make it a double."

I'm Eric Garcia. I'm 25 years old.

I'm a PT and boxing coach.

If the girl that I want is in a couple,

then that's not gonna stop me.

If I have to step on some toes, then I will.

My name is Jade. I'm 21.

I live in Brisbane and I'm a beauty manager.

All I can say is I may not want your man, but your man may want me.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

You got this.

Oh, they're coming in now. Oh, my god.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit. (WOMAN SQUEALS)

Oh, god.

Oh, my god. WOMEN: Hi!

Hi!

WOMAN: Hi! WOMAN: Hello.

Hi!

(CLAPS) The Love Island gods have answered my prayers.

Hey. Nice to meet you. Mwah. Nice to meet you.

Thank you so, so much! Ah!

I'm Sophie. Hi. Eric.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, my god, this bomb is spicy.

How are you feeling? I'm good. I'm so happy to be here.

He is giving Zane 2.0, but he's, like, hotter. (LAUGHS)

You guys look stunning, by the way. WOMEN: Thank you.

You look great.

You look really confident coming in. You like it? Oh, really?

You're really relaxed. Yeah.

You actually match the boys' vibe. Oh, really?

MAN: Hola. MAN: Hey.

Oooh!

Hi, boys. How are you?

I'm good, thank you.

DYLAN: She's beautiful.

She looks like... a Latina maybe look to her,

Eastern European, I'm gonna say.

How you going? Hi, guys. Good.

Hello. How are you?

Hi, I'm Jade. Lovely to meet you. Hi. Zane.

Hi. Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you as well.

I'm Dylan. Lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you.

Jade's, like, very naturally just beautiful.

I mean, her eyes stood out a lot.

Jade's got great teeth. Yeah.

How are you doing? I'm well, thank you.

How are you guys? Very good.

That's good. Good. Where are you from?

I'm from Brissie.

MEN: Eh! Where? Where?

Brisbane. Brisbane. Brisbane. Sorry.

Portugal? Oh, wow.

Where's Brisbane? No, Brisbane in Queensland.

Queensland, Australia. Yeah, in Queensland.

Australia. Not Lisbon.

Oh, Australia. Sorry. I'm from France. Sorry.

Oh, yeah. Lovely.

What's your type?

My type? I don't really actually have a type.

Like, as long as, yeah, as long as they're easy-going, confident

like, know to have a good time. Mmm.

And a family person. I think that's a big thing for me.

Nice. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

KAYLAH: Eric is a snack.

I'm so keen, but I'm not gonna, like, come on too strong.

I'm not like that. But anyway, I'm, like, so excited right now.

(SQUEALS)

What's your... What's your dating history?

OK. I've never had a boyfriend. NIKO: You've never had a boyfriend?

MERCEDES: Why's that? I never had a serious relationship.

Well, I'm the kind of girl

where I'm not gonna just date someone for the sake of it.

I want to be proud of the person who's by my side.

Are you a crystal girl? Are you into, like, your stuff?

A crystal girl? Into star signs and stuff?

Look, no, I think they're a crock of shit.

Yeah. OK. Good, good.

I'm a bit of a realist at the end of the day.

Fair enough. ZANE: Yeah.

It went to show that Jade had a sense of humour

saying that crystals were a crock of shit.

I don't know, are you guys into it? We're all crystal people...

No, I'm joking. (LAUGHTER)

Zane definitely caught my eyes, I think,

because he has really nice blue eyes.

Immediately, I was like, "OK. Very nice."

And then probably Taylor as well.

So, Eric, what do you do with yourself?

I'm a PT and boxing coach. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a PT as well.

Oh, no way. Yeah. Cool.

I work online, though. Yeah, sick.

And I'm also a pro bikini athlete. OK. Cool.

Have you done the bodybuilding... Shows?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a pro, so, like, I... (OTHERS EXCLAIM)

That's what I do.

I'm so excited to get to know him more. Like, his smile...

We've got boxing gloves here, so...

We're gonna have to do a session. 100%.

100%. Yeah. Please.

I'm so... I'm feeling blessed. Like, I just hope he likes me.

Hannah and I have been trying to box and we're just like...

Yeah. How's that going?

(LAUGHTER) It's going. It's going.

I'm sure, like, as he gets to know me,

he'll realise that we are, like, literally destined to be together

potentially, so... (LAUGHS)

# Oh, my baby... #

Yeah, like, probably gonna get engaged soon, so... (LAUGHS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

NARRATOR: Over the moon, moon.

Next time...

Girl know what she wants. OK.

..Jade and Eric make moves...

To be honest, I can really vibe with you.

Really? Yeah. I'm really vibing you.

I feel like there's a connection here.

..before the villa gets wet...

Who said this about you? "I'm sorry. It's not the Em show.

"She's just giving high school."

Interesting.

..wild...

Hannah. (OTHERS EXCLAIM)

To be honest, like, we all kind of were saying it.

Yeah, that sounds like Taylor's words in everybody else's mouth

yet again.

..and wicked.

Oh... So hot.

(CHEERING)

I'm gonna keep that forever in my brain.

NIKO: You know me as the Greek god,

but tonight you're gonna be feeling my Greek rod.

(WOMEN EXCLAIM)

Praise Lord Jesus.

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