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So, Ken, what you want is to get a girl to teach you some Czech language.

Did I understand it good?

Yeah. Okay, okay.

Okay, so that's gonna be tricky because if the girl doesn't speak English, then

I don't... Whatever.

You know what? I tried to fulfill your wishes. This is why I'm here, okay?

So, we're gonna pretend again that...

You gotta be ahead of the TV channel, okay? So you have to act like you're the

boss, okay?

Try to be the boss, like... Yeah, exactly.

There you go.

Okay, so what's your type? What do you want? Blonde? Black?

Burned?

Blondie? Which type of girl?

Kini?

Bronze? Blonde?

okay okay uh she's not blonde going okay oh yeah okay let me get my shoes

good looking

Let me get in

first.

So this is our studio.

Please take off the shoes.

Oh,

your jacket.

Okay.

So, um...

He is my boss, Ken.

Nice to meet you. My name is Ken.

Okay, please take a seat in the room. I'm going to start the interview right

away. Thank you.

Okay, so we are doing a show

today about languages.

Try to communicate in different languages. English, Czech, Japanese.

Japanese is one of the most...

Sarah.

Sarah.

Oh, Sarah.

Okay, so can I ask you some questions, some personal questions? How old are

How old are you?

I am... Okay, you don't answer.

Okay.

How do you say it in Czech?

I don't know how you say it in Czech.

Okay, you know what?

How many years?

So, I am 35.

You? 23.

No, there you go.

Young.

Yes,

really young and beautiful. You're beautiful.

You know that you're beautiful?

You're the most beautiful girl in my life.

You have a really nice mind.

Smile. It's good for you.

Okay, so.

Ken, what would be the first thing that you want to learn in Czech?

What is the first word? What do you want to know?

Money?

No money.

You don't even understand me.

It's okay.

What do you want to learn? Hello, how are you? Or good

night? Or good morning?

Good morning, I know in Japanese it's OHAYO.

OHAYO GOZAIMASU.

OK, so you can say OHAYO GOZAIMASU.

OK, just say it.

OHAYO. OHAYO.

OHAYO.

It's good morning.

Good morning. Good morning, yes.

How do you say it in Czech?

Dobry... Dobry den. Dobry den. Dobre rano. Dobre rano. Oh, OK.

Dobre rano. Dobre rano.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Thank

you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Yes, thank you. It's in Czech. Gěkuji.

Gěkuji. Gěkuji. One more.

Gěkuji.

Gěkuji. Gěkuji. Gěkuji. Thank you. Gěkuji. Arigato.

Arigato. Arigato.

Gěkuji. Gěkuji. Gěkuji.

Really good. Okay, something else.

Something basic.

She is beautiful girl.

Oh, she is beautiful girl.

You are a beautiful girl. How do you say that in Japanese?

I think that means beautiful.

I don't speak Japanese.

It's hard to communicate.

But how do you say you are beautiful?

It's beautiful.

Oh,

good communication.

There you go. Good communication.

Let me find something else. What I'm curious of. How do you say,

I am for you?

You heard me.

I'm horny.

Before sex, you are horny.

During sex, you are horny.

How do you say that in Czech?

Horny. In Spanish I know.

You know what? Let's go.

for something else.

Do you like sex?

No, no, no. How do you say it in Czech?

Do you like sex?

How do you say it in Czech?

Mamrada sex.

Mamrada sex.

Mamrada sex.

Mamrada.

Mamrada. Mamrada.

Mamra.

Mamra.

Do you like that?

Do you have boyfriends?

No?

Beauty,

beauty, beauty.

Presta, Presta, Presta, Presta. You don't have boyfriends?

Okay.

What is your job?

I'm a secretary.

Ah, you're a secretary.

Okay. We interview a lot of people. You are our third secretary this week.

Okay, you don't understand. Whatever.

You're a secretary.

How much money you make one month?

I'm secretary?

20 ,000.

In euro?

20 ,000.

I give you... You make 1 ,000 euro in one month.

I give you 1 ,000 euro for five minutes.

Is it good?

It's good?

Okay, all you have to do is take off your track and just show your beautiful

body to him because he's upset with European woman.

Yeah. Yeah? You do that? Okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Okay, let's do this.

Thank you.

Look.

I have up to 1 ,000 euros here. As soon as you get naked, I'm gonna give it to

you.

Okay? So, shall we?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But don't worry, people can't hear you.

She's not a shy girl, man.

I can see that. She's not shy.

Shy. No.

Do you want me to help you?

She was looking at me like, do you want me to help you?

Look at his face. Look at his face. Isn't he adorable?

He is in heaven.

Good.

1 ,000 euros is 1 ,000 euros.

For 1 ,000 euros, I want this down and I want this down.

Okay? Okay. Thank you.

And I want to keep your panty.

So, 1 ,000 euros for one panty. Okay. Okay?

Thank you.

There you go. It's my present to you.

Thank you.

No, it's my present to you. You have to thank me. I paid for it.

Okay.

Just give it back to me. I'm going to put this here, okay? For yours.

And... Oh, my God.

Can't cut from here.

You're beautiful.

Oh, beautiful.

Beautiful.

Okay, can you turn around just for him to see you?

No, just for him to see you, just turn around.

Okay,

now you can sit back.

I can see you are not shy.

When was the last time you had sex?

Sex? Yes, when was the last time? One week?

One month ago, you don't remember?

That's wrong, that's wrong.

Because people are like, you can't be just, you know, untouched.

Have you ever been with a Japanese guy?

Have you ever been?

so this is your lucky day because uh you can now you have the possibility

listen i mean this 1000 euro is nothing there's a lot more where it comes from

okay there's a lot of more things so if you want more of these and you will be

happy make my boss happy then i guarantee you you can fly to japan

and learn some japanese

Make a couple of thousands.

And, you know, who knows?

Maybe you can move to Japan. Over there, the economy is really high. People make

a lot of money.

So what do you think?

What do you think?

You know what? Just relax.

What do you like about him?

Do you like to get your facility?

Because he's number one. Top one.

For facility.

So I suggest, leave him and let him do the rest.

I mean, I guarantee you, you want to stay and have fun.

He's adorable.

He's like a puppy dog.

What do you think?

I think, guys, this is the point where I step out from the picture.

Have fun, Bob.

Yes? Have fun.

Thank you.

Hmm?

Thank you.

Hmm.

Stalk.

Whoa.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

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