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Well, hi. Hi, I'm Shawn Michaels, the appraiser. Oh, all right.

Yeah, come on in. I'm a little early.

Thank you, thank you.

Honey, the appraiser's here. Beautiful home.

Thank you.

I'm sorry. I didn't expect you so early. I didn't have a chance to get myself

fixed up. No problem.

Honey, what are you talking about?

This is one of the nicest dresses you have.

Shut up, you idiot. No, it's not.

It's just a simple rag I threw on.

No problem. Mrs. Green, my name is... Oh, I'm Julia. Just call me Julia.

Honey, no one... Everyone calls you Julia.

We haven't gotten medication straight yet.

Something new we're working on.

Honey, the Advil?

Actually, if anything, I need something from my lower... Ignore him.

Everybody else does.

Yes, anyway, so I understand you're looking to refinance your home, is that

correct? Yes.

So if I can have access to your lovely home, I'll get to work right away.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, you can have access to...

Anything you like.

Really. Just take it.

I'll take that into consideration. So which way should I go first? Oh, this

Right over here.

This way? This way.

Beautiful. Thank you.

As you can see, we spare no expense.

Mahogany floors.

Granite, mantle, the gas fireplace.

I'll definitely put these in my notes.

Good.

Anyway, just play.

Oh,

custom fan space, by the way.

Oh, what is this?

Oh.

Sorry, it's nothing.

Just follow me.

Very,

very impressive.

Look at the fixtures.

Wow. Well, Miss Green, did you design this yourself?

Oh, of course.

And I spent a lot of time here.

Excellent. Make it.

Need it to be perfect, because I bathe, you know, right here.

Make it.

Thank you.

Yes. Well, you know, I'm thoroughly impressed with what I've seen today,

Really, I think we're going to get a high assessment value for your own

creative. I'm impressed, too, with what I've seen.

Honey, maybe we should show them the man cave. We got the pinball machines and

the draft beer thing.

I'm so sick and tired of hearing about the man cave.

It's not even a cave.

You're not even a man.

It's just the garage.

The carpet.

So, did I mention that I really need this

appraisal to come?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, honey. Wait a minute. I see where this

going. Last time it was the solar panel guy, isn't it now?

Shut the fuck up. Oh, my gosh.

Well, you know, Mrs. Green, I usually give a better assessment value of when

more relaxed.

Really? So maybe we should have that done.

I want to take a bath.

Yeah, by the way, sweet clean.

How about you run us a bath?

Just run us a bath.

Oh my gosh.

Whoa, are you guys even going to take a bath?

Somebody say something.

Oh, oh.

Would you hang this up for me?

Hang it up. Thank you.

Oh, my gosh. You guys got to be kidding me. Keep talking shit. I'll have you

take your shoes off.

Not happening. Not happening. No, not happening.

The bed's really comfortable. Oh, you know what?

Honey, you might as well enjoy yourself.

Yeah.

I think you should try to give him permission.

No.

I've got an ace up my sleeve.

You should enjoy this all you want.

And it always has to be a black man, doesn't it, babe?

Absolutely.

Honey,

you know I have another appraiser.

It makes you nice and relaxed.

Here, you want it to be relaxed. Yeah, relaxing.

Assessment values. Thank you.

Oh, honey, you really... You want me to shine these shoes, too? Sure.

Gosh.

Your wife is so attentive.

Yeah, yeah.

She is.

You're a lucky man.

Yeah, I'm, I'm, uh, hey, honey.

I mean, huge breasts, wow.

Yes, wow.

Babe, you're not French kissing him, are you?

Yes,

she is. Oh, good lord, oh my gosh, she said she only ever did that with me.

I'm sorry, I'm still talking.

Why don't you, why don't you lay back? Can I lay back? Yeah, me too.

What, what are you?

I just want to make your wife more comfortable. You want a good view?

What?

Here you go, baby.

Oh, come on.

Black guys don't eat pussy.

God.

Oh, my God. Shut up. Oh, my.

This one does.

Oh, God. We got an anomaly here.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Praiser eating black man eats pussy.

Me or him? No, you.

You like this? No, I don't. I do.

Come on.

I think you should like the fact that you get satisfied.

Oh, yeah.

And think about it. All the money I saved you over time.

I might have to talk to our lawyer, Jeffrey Douglas, after this. Oh, God, if

saw all the money that I saved, he'd be asking me to be his wife.

I think I'm gonna be sleeping in the man cave tonight

Pussy. And I can swim, too.

How's that, Mrs. Queen?

So good again. Call me Julia.

You guys are too much.

Oh, right in there.

Right in there.

That pussy.

Am I going to stick my tongue in it? Yeah.

By all means.

Tastes like candy. Yeah, really. She won't even let me go down there.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, God.

Oh, baby, his tongue feels really good.

That's great.

Take my shoe off, please. Yeah.

Here, take this off, too.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh.

Yeah. Don't worry.

You're pushing it now.

You can do it.

Oh, now that's fucking heaven.

You enjoy it. I'm going to take the video footage from the secret cameras I

installed. She has such a big clit.

I keep swelling, yeah.

You want a Swedish massage? I mean, Thai?

Whatever.

Here, you can put your leg in the pillow.

I'm going

to put that dick in my mouth.

What? I'm going to put that fucking cock in my mouth.

Mrs. Green, I mean Julia, yes?

Are you coming to bring that up here to me?

You gotta be kidding me.

Don't you want to be comfortable? Yes, yes, that's right. Is that what that

That's right. Babe, that's my side of the bed.

There you go.

Oh, it's very comfortable. Oh, man.

That's a cardinal sin.

Wow.

Your wife is so beautiful.

Guess it's time for me to start going on those dating sites plenty of minnows.

Thank you Whatever

You're

even doing the doorknob thing

Baby, I wish your cock was this big.

Sorry, I don't know the model list.

Oh, deeper.

Deeper, yeah.

Yeah,

you like watching me stoke that? Yeah.

I can't wait till you see your face after the lawyer.

Oh, it's so good.

Wait

till

my dad in Mississippi hears about this.

Dad's got a big cock.

What?

Oh,

gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, gosh.

Can you just bust your load already?

Oh, I can't. Not until she says.

Oh,

we still got a while to go. Come on.

We do? Okay.

Wait a minute.

Wait, that you're done, right?

Oh, I think I'm just too close right now.

Let me help you.

Oh,

alright, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh,

fuck.

You want me to put these in the drawer, honey?

Sure, babe.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, like that.

You have no moral compass.

Absolutely zero.

But baby me or baby him?

That's better.

Feel that big cock flying inside of me?

Wait till I tell the minister that I'm true.

I'm going

to tell the elders and deacons.

Pick that back up. Yeah.

Oh, that big thing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Do it like that. You want to suck it? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God.

Oh, oh, yeah. Just, just, just.

That person's so tight.

Yeah. Yeah, is it tight? It's really tight.

Yeah, is that tight? Oh. Oh, fucking going in there like that.

Fucking sick. Yeah.

Wow. What's the matter? Is it sensitive?

Very sensitive.

Yeah. Life's pussy sucks.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

Oh,

my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, like that.

This is incredible.

Oh.

She seems like a thief.

I can't even, I can't relate.

I can't relate.

Oh God, baby, can you see it?

Can you see that fucking big cock going inside of me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's kind of hard to not.

Yeah, it's because it's so fucking big.

Oh, that fucking cock is so big.

Oh, stop.

Oh, stop.

Stop playing with it.

Stop playing with it.

Yeah, I like to fucking tease that pussy.

Whoa.

oh god babies

She's even worshipping black balls

Whatever I want.

I want a really big praise alarm.

I think I have a problem with that one.

Here,

here, I'm the bellhop.

Unreal.

Yeah.

She goes very deep, too.

Beautiful black cock in my mouth.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Look how it melts. Look it.

You guys,

you guys are torturing me. Come on.

Oh, my God. This cock is hard.

It's as hard as it gets anyhow.

Wow, it's so tight.

Look at that.

Wow.

Oh shit. Oh

shit.

Oh, I didn't need to know that.

What the heck is it?

Just something you might want to try. Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, good.

Oh, shit.

She wanted to make sure you could see. Oh, yeah, yeah. It takes a lot there,

buddy. Grab those huge balls and pull them out of the way.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, look, baby. It's like I'm fucking myself with this cup. Oh, God. Right

there, right there, right there.

I can't do that. Obviously.

Yes.