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Well, hi. Hi, I'm Shawn Michaels, the
appraiser. Oh, all right.
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Yeah, come on in. I'm a little early.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Honey, the appraiser's here. Beautiful
home.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry. I didn't expect you so early.
I didn't have a chance to get myself
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fixed up. No problem.
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Honey, what are you talking about?
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This is one of the nicest dresses you
have.
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Shut up, you idiot. No, it's not.
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It's just a simple rag I threw on.
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No problem. Mrs. Green, my name is...
Oh, I'm Julia. Just call me Julia.
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Honey, no one... Everyone calls you
Julia.
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We haven't gotten medication straight
yet.
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Something new we're working on.
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Honey, the Advil?
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Actually, if anything, I need something
from my lower... Ignore him.
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Everybody else does.
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Yes, anyway, so I understand you're
looking to refinance your home, is that
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correct? Yes.
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So if I can have access to your lovely
home, I'll get to work right away.
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Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, you can
have access to...
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Anything you like.
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Really. Just take it.
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I'll take that into consideration. So
which way should I go first? Oh, this
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Right over here.
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This way? This way.
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Beautiful. Thank you.
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As you can see, we spare no expense.
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Mahogany floors.
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Granite, mantle, the gas fireplace.
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I'll definitely put these in my notes.
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Good.
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Anyway, just play.
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Oh,
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custom fan space, by the way.
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Oh, what is this?
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Oh.
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Sorry, it's nothing.
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Just follow me.
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Very,
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very impressive.
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Look at the fixtures.
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Wow. Well, Miss Green, did you design
this yourself?
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Oh, of course.
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And I spent a lot of time here.
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Excellent. Make it.
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Need it to be perfect, because I bathe,
you know, right here.
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Make it.
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Thank you.
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Yes. Well, you know, I'm thoroughly
impressed with what I've seen today,
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Really, I think we're going to get a
high assessment value for your own
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creative. I'm impressed, too, with what
I've seen.
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Honey, maybe we should show them the man
cave. We got the pinball machines and
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the draft beer thing.
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I'm so sick and tired of hearing about
the man cave.
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It's not even a cave.
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You're not even a man.
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It's just the garage.
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The carpet.
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So, did I mention that I really need
this
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appraisal to come?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute,
honey. Wait a minute. I see where this
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going. Last time it was the solar panel
guy, isn't it now?
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Shut the fuck up. Oh, my gosh.
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Well, you know, Mrs. Green, I usually
give a better assessment value of when
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more relaxed.
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Really? So maybe we should have that
done.
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I want to take a bath.
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Yeah, by the way, sweet clean.
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How about you run us a bath?
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Just run us a bath.
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Oh my gosh.
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Whoa, are you guys even going to take a
bath?
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Somebody say something.
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Oh, oh.
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Would you hang this up for me?
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Hang it up. Thank you.
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Oh, my gosh. You guys got to be kidding
me. Keep talking shit. I'll have you
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take your shoes off.
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Not happening. Not happening. No, not
happening.
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The bed's really comfortable. Oh, you
know what?
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Honey, you might as well enjoy yourself.
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Yeah.
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I think you should try to give him
permission.
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No.
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I've got an ace up my sleeve.
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You should enjoy this all you want.
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And it always has to be a black man,
doesn't it, babe?
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Absolutely.
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Honey,
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you know I have another appraiser.
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It makes you nice and relaxed.
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Here, you want it to be relaxed. Yeah,
relaxing.
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Assessment values. Thank you.
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Oh, honey, you really... You want me to
shine these shoes, too? Sure.
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Gosh.
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Your wife is so attentive.
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Yeah, yeah.
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She is.
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You're a lucky man.
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Yeah, I'm, I'm, uh, hey, honey.
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I mean, huge breasts, wow.
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Yes, wow.
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Babe, you're not French kissing him, are
you?
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Yes,
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she is. Oh, good lord, oh my gosh, she
said she only ever did that with me.
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I'm sorry, I'm still talking.
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Why don't you, why don't you lay back?
Can I lay back? Yeah, me too.
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What, what are you?
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I just want to make your wife more
comfortable. You want a good view?
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What?
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Here you go, baby.
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Oh, come on.
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Black guys don't eat pussy.
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God.
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Oh, my God. Shut up. Oh, my.
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This one does.
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Oh, God. We got an anomaly here.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Praiser eating black man eats pussy.
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Me or him? No, you.
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You like this? No, I don't. I do.
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Come on.
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I think you should like the fact that
you get satisfied.
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Oh, yeah.
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And think about it. All the money I
saved you over time.
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I might have to talk to our lawyer,
Jeffrey Douglas, after this. Oh, God, if
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saw all the money that I saved, he'd be
asking me to be his wife.
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I think I'm gonna be sleeping in the man
cave tonight
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Pussy. And I can swim, too.
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How's that, Mrs. Queen?
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So good again. Call me Julia.
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You guys are too much.
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Oh, right in there.
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Right in there.
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That pussy.
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Am I going to stick my tongue in it?
Yeah.
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By all means.
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Tastes like candy. Yeah, really. She
won't even let me go down there.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, baby, his tongue feels really good.
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That's great.
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Take my shoe off, please. Yeah.
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Here, take this off, too.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Don't worry.
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You're pushing it now.
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You can do it.
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Oh, now that's fucking heaven.
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You enjoy it. I'm going to take the
video footage from the secret cameras I
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installed. She has such a big clit.
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I keep swelling, yeah.
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You want a Swedish massage? I mean,
Thai?
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Whatever.
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Here, you can put your leg in the
pillow.
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I'm going
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to put that dick in my mouth.
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What? I'm going to put that fucking cock
in my mouth.
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Mrs. Green, I mean Julia, yes?
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Are you coming to bring that up here to
me?
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Don't you want to be comfortable? Yes,
yes, that's right. Is that what that
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That's right. Babe, that's my side of
the bed.
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There you go.
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Oh, it's very comfortable. Oh, man.
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That's a cardinal sin.
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Wow.
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Your wife is so beautiful.
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Guess it's time for me to start going on
those dating sites plenty of minnows.
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Thank you Whatever
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You're
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even doing the doorknob thing
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Baby, I wish your cock was this big.
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Sorry, I don't know the model list.
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Oh, deeper.
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Deeper, yeah.
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Yeah,
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you like watching me stoke that? Yeah.
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I can't wait till you see your face
after the lawyer.
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Oh, it's so good.
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Wait
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till
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my dad in Mississippi hears about this.
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Dad's got a big cock.
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What?
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Oh,
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gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, gosh.
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Can you just bust your load already?
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Oh, I can't. Not until she says.
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Oh,
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we still got a while to go. Come on.
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We do? Okay.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait, that you're done, right?
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Oh, I think I'm just too close right
now.
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Let me help you.
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Oh,
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alright, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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You want me to put these in the drawer,
honey?
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Sure, babe.
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah, like that.
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Yeah, like that.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, like that.
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You have no moral compass.
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Absolutely zero.
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But baby me or baby him?
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That's better.
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Feel that big cock flying inside of me?
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Wait till I tell the minister that I'm
true.
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I'm going
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to tell the elders and deacons.
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Pick that back up. Yeah.
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Oh, that big thing.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Do it like that. You want to
suck it? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God.
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Oh, oh, yeah. Just, just, just.
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That person's so tight.
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Yeah. Yeah, is it tight? It's really
tight.
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Yeah, is that tight? Oh. Oh, fucking
going in there like that.
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Fucking sick. Yeah.
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Wow. What's the matter? Is it sensitive?
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Very sensitive.
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Yeah. Life's pussy sucks.
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Oh,
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yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh.
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Oh,
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my God. Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, like that.
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This is incredible.
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Oh.
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She seems like a thief.
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I can't even, I can't relate.
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I can't relate.
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Oh God, baby, can you see it?
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Can you see that fucking big cock going
inside of me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's kind of hard to not.
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Yeah, it's because it's so fucking big.
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Oh, that fucking cock is so big.
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Oh, stop.
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Oh, stop.
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Stop playing with it.
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Stop playing with it.
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Yeah, I like to fucking tease that
pussy.
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Whoa.
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oh god babies
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She's even worshipping black balls
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Whatever I want.
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I want a really big praise alarm.
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I think I have a problem with that one.
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Here,
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here, I'm the bellhop.
269
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,060
Unreal.
270
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,600
Yeah.
271
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,280
She goes very deep, too.
272
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,800
Beautiful black cock in my mouth.
273
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,560
Yes.
274
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:29,580
Yes.
275
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,920
Oh, yes.
276
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,360
Oh, yes. Look how it melts. Look it.
277
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,040
You guys,
278
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you guys are torturing me. Come on.
279
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,840
Oh, my God. This cock is hard.
280
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,640
It's as hard as it gets anyhow.
281
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,340
Wow, it's so tight.
282
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,660
Look at that.
283
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,800
Wow.
284
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:52,760
Oh shit. Oh
285
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shit.
286
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,990
Oh, I didn't need to know that.
287
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,320
What the heck is it?
288
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,380
Just something you might want to try.
Yeah? Yeah.
289
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,280
Oh, good.
290
00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:11,680
Oh, shit.
291
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She wanted to make sure you could see.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It takes a lot there,
292
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buddy. Grab those huge balls and pull
them out of the way.
293
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,320
Yeah, like that.
294
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:26,740
Oh, look, baby. It's like I'm fucking
myself with this cup. Oh, God. Right
295
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:27,760
there, right there, right there.
296
00:23:48,979 --> 00:23:55,860
I can't do that. Obviously.
297
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Yes.
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