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I know, babe.

Your dad, he just, he just don't, he just seems like he could care less that

here, and it's super awkward. I'm trying to, like, have some type of

relationship with him, but it's just not, he's not budging, and I don't know,

but what time is it? It's almost two. What time are you gonna get home? It's

really awkward here.

I'm here by myself.

I don't know when your dad's gonna get home.

Alright, well, alright, alright, alright, I keep trying, but, oh,

alright, I'll call you back later, love you.

Hey, Mr.

Masters, how are you?

Fine, how are you?

I'm great, um, I've got your mail for you.

I can get them out myself. You don't have to worry about that.

Oh.

Okay. Did you make this coffee?

I did.

I did.

I hope you like it.

Oh,

I also got you your cake, Robert.

Yeah.

Did I do good?

Uh, yeah. I mean, I don't think I'll be drinking tonight or anything.

Oh.

Well, it's here. Whatever you want it.

Um, by the way, I plan on cooking dinner tonight.

It's my mom's famous power roast. It's been in my family for a long time.

I'm not really very hungry.

No? So you're still going to be staying tonight?

Yeah, we're actually going to leave Friday.

You're due till Friday?

Yeah, we're going to be here a couple days. Great, great.

Well, you know, I get this really weird vibe that you just don't care.

Like you don't, I'm trying to put an effort of having some type of

communication, relationship with you or something, and you just act like it

doesn't even matter to you.

And I feel like I'm wasting my time.

Oh.

Well, I mean, thanks for sharing your feelings with me.

I guess. Whatever. I'm going to go.

No, wait.

Wait.

Sit down.

I know we

haven't really interacted.

Yeah, I just don't understand.

I mean really trying and You know you I just get nothing from you and it's like

what is it? Did I do something wrong?

Like do you not like me and your son staying here?

Is it maybe do you not think I'm good enough for your son?

Like is it I don't I really have no idea.

No, you're You're great You make me

wasn't very happy he's He's a lucky man. He's a very lucky man.

Thank you.

I mean,

it's just, it's fine. We'll have a nice

dinner tonight.

No, what is it? What do you want to tell me?

This is what I want to happen. I want you to be my... Well, I just don't want

you to think that I don't like you. I mean, Honestly, you know... What is it?

If... No, you're great. I mean, you know, if I was 20 years younger and, you

know, you weren't the son, I... What are you trying to get at?

I just think that you're everything a

young man could want.

Yeah.

like that's why you are a standoffish because

Mr. Masters, are you hitting on me?

No.

I just... I mean, it's not like I'm in high school, but I... I don't know, I

guess I maybe have, like, a crush on you.

That explains a lot.

You know, the power rolls, that sounds great.

I could, I wouldn't go to the store and maybe pick up something for dessert, you

know, to kind of go with dinner.

You're leaving right now?

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I want to tell you something as well.

I, um, I don't know how to put

this or if I should even say it.

But I have sort of a crush on you.

A little.

And I'm really nervous right now.

But I guess the feeling is mutual. I guess that's the whole tension

that we were having, maybe.

Right. Well, I guess it's good we kind of got it out, you know, so that we can

just be normal around each other. Normal, yeah. We can, I don't know,

maybe we can get to know each other a little better.

Since we're obviously coming out to each other, you feel comfortable with me,

right?

Yeah, I mean, I guess it was kind of weighing on me.

Now it's just out and we can kind of move past it.

Well, we can definitely move forward.

I know, I know, I know, you're probably a little overwhelmed, but, I mean,

Mike doesn't have to know.

You mean...

You get where I'm going.

Get what I'm saying with the masses.

It seems like it would be a bad idea.

No, I promise I won't say anything as long as you don't. And he'll never know.

I also have another confession to make.

I don't know how I should put this.

Since me and Mike have been staying here, I heard you and

Mythmasters having some fun, may I say, upstairs?

Yes, and the way she was screaming your name and everything,

it really turned me on, and I kind of want you...

to give her what you gave, or what you gave her to give me?

I haven't with anyone else,

but...

Yes, I love the way they feel.

Do you like them?

Yeah.

Mmm.

Looks like they want to come out.

You like them?

Okay.

Hmm.

I'm feeling sweet.

You like that?

I'll give you my son and get you out of bed.

Oh my god, wait, hold on, what time is it?

Is that me?

Oh my god, I think he's going to be home in like a few short fucking

minutes.

Where's my glove?

I need to get cleaned up before you come.

Alright.

Oh my god.

Since we're doing like a whole bunch of confetti.

You taste sweet.