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Good morning, Mama.

Good morning, Elvis.

And happy birthday.

Wäre es nicht schöner für dich, wenn ich dich dabei lecke?

Sicher wäre es schöner.

Aber du weißt doch, dass du mich erst wieder lecken darfst, wenn du dir die

Schwanz in deinem Nauch hattest.

Du musst dich endlich an Schwänze gewöhnen.

Oh, Mama.

Es ging dir bisher so gut mit uns ohne Schwänze.

Nur du und ich.

Übrigens hat Papa gesagt, der will mich gar nicht fickern.

Du musst ihn eben so geil machen.

that he thinks he's in heaven, if he doesn't bring you back immediately.

Make him calm?

How can that be?

Don't be so stupid.

Show him your ass and your moustache. Add a few words of swine, then he'll

you.

Words of swine?

Then I have to throw a big cognac in front of him.

Yes, that's good.

Try to be really loud.

He's wearing a super -short t -shirt, so that he always has your butt in his

mouth.

And you think he's going to stand on his own?

If you manage to pull him through to the end,

I'll give you something I've always rejected.

That I'm allowed to flirt with him.

Oh, Mom, that was my dream.

Maybe I still want to make you a beautiful, perfect dick.

Ah, these thoughts are going to shut me up.

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And why is there no electricity in the toilet?

Come on, he knows what I mean.

You'll get that one too, but first to Daddy.

If that's what you think, Mama.

Don't be afraid.

It's a nice thing.

You'll soon realize that too.

Come on, let's play with it.

Come over here. Sit down.

You can't put your nose in there.

Mama is sure that the belly will bite me first.

I'm not going to put it in there. I promise you that.

It's going to bite you anyway.

Rub your gizzards with it.

There's another one in there.

Marion is on the phone.

A friend?

That's not going to be my sister -in -law.

Who kicked your father out?

Three years ago, Marion.

Okay, I'll take it easy.

Marion? Is that you?

Hello, brother. It's me, Sturich.

Nonsense. I'm really happy that you called me back after so long.

I have such a longing for you.

Is it true that Daddy isn't here anymore?

Yes, he's gone.

And when is it in the States?

At the moment, Federico is taking care of us.

The one who married in Sweden?

Exactly.

Tell me, what are you doing right now?

You probably notice something.

I'm sitting here right now and you're taking care of me like crazy.

I've been alone for two weeks.

My hole is white.

Come here.

I'll stop you.

You know, I was already with Ryan in Sabah.

But you never let me in.

Only if Danny was allowed to.

He just had a bigger tail.

Yes, and that's why he threw you out.

Because he didn't want to understand that I suddenly had a boyfriend.

Kannst du mir verzeihen? Ich mach's wieder gut, wenn du mich lässt.

Schwing dich her.

Das wird der geilste Wiedergutmachungs -Fick des Jahrhunderts.

Sobald ich abgeschlossen hab, mach ich mich auf den Weg.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Come on, grab him and send him home.

No.

By the

way,

Frederike, what I wanted to ask you, this may not have been serious, what you

said yesterday.

Sex between parents and children is always part of the family.

I can show you a picture of my mother -in -law Dagmar.

How she drives her son and daughter.

Good for you, little one.

That will definitely make you fall asleep.

But it will be in our ass.

Come on, leave it clean.

Go.

Yes, Daddy.

A refreshment for you.

Because you're going to get dry hair soon.

Thank you, my child.

How are you doing around there?

Don't you like it?

Shameless, just shameless.

Get your tits out.

Don't pull yourself together.

Do you just like them from the D?

Of course.

Show me your butt.

Don't be so stupid.

Let them look right in between.

Good work, little one. You can do it.

Put him in his ass now.

Damn it!

Tear him apart and tear his ass apart so he can see your wiggly ass.

Olaf, is that not a heavenly ass?

Friederike, what's the matter?

Do you understand what kind of a snuggly daughter you have?

Yes, but I know that.

Isn't it worth to be fucked?

Surely it's not worth to be sucked into your tail.

And why are you pulling your pants out?

Because I'm her father.

Such ugly excuses are always available in the house.

Oh,

look at how shameless.

A huge stand.

Is that paternalism?

Come on, little one.

Just call me.

Maybe I'll throw you in there.

Mama, you really think of everything.

And now tell your father what kind of asshole he is.

There's really no taboo here.

This is Dagmar with Rolf and Iris, who are currently on a trip to Italy with

their class.

Ah, yes.

And here, at the blind date, you're riding on your son.

Yes.

Yes, and here, Rolf spits his mother in the mouth.

And to me, she licks her son and is picked by our brother.

Ah,

here we have it.

And this is a typical party picture from the house in Aschauf.

Party picture.

Yes, and here your mother even lies in her arse.

Thank you, that's enough. I don't need to see anything.

And? Are you ready to follow a good example?

How can you be so stubborn?

Come on, little one, sit down and look at yourself.

Do you see how cringy that is?

You can't put your head in the closet all by yourself.

Yes, what is it? Do you have any birds?

As always, Auntie Figgy. I'll be right there.

Now all that's left is your daughter's life.

Ah, that's Daddy and Mario.

Hello, my dears.

Don't let it bother you.

Aunt Frederike, I'm glad you're so brave.

On this ship, who couldn't wait until I was there.

I'm sorry, Sister.

It's okay.

When I see you, I feel like home.

And who is this insolent gentleman?

I'm the husband of your aunt.

May I help you?

You're right.

I don't care which tail you brush.

But Didi, you can't escape from us, can you?

Let's go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Where did my little brother go?

He must have a bad conscience.

Thank God, I was able to get closer.

The last step to the right fix should not even fall through now.

It would probably no longer be possible with this film.

Ah, we'll see about that.

I'm so happy, man.

Come,

let me take a look.

It's just as knackered as before.

Sounds promising.

The more you get me up, the faster I'll fill your hungry hole.

And now we're going to hit your mother in the ears, on which it's always so

sharp, yes? Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

A position that your mother will definitely like, yes?

I'm out.

That was great, little brother.

You're doing better than Daddy.

Yeah, Daddy's mom's already fixed it.

How long will you stay in the States?

Well, until all the Americans are gone, I guess.

What do you think if I move in here again?

Well, my tail has already been pulled for a year.

And I promise you...

that you may also have other orders.

First I want you again.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yes, do it.

I'm happy if you liked it.

Now I have a joke for you, which is called Carousel.

And to do this, let's take off our clothes first.

So,

men,

get out with your tongues.

So, whenever I say anything else, I'll sit down and watch the other one.

Okay?

Okay.

Oh, so worth saying. Worth saying.

Bye, Tom.

And it goes on.

Vince? Oh.

Und weiter geht's.

If you want to look for a house...

. . . .

. . . . .

Or we inform our operations command that they are as they are and drag them into

the headquarters.

That's unbelievable.

What the authorities here in Germany allow themselves.

Well, do we want to let Sardinia have a nice bath?

On a few fingers more or less in my mouth it doesn't matter to me either.

Yes, you're right. After all, we have nothing to hide.

Come on, let's bring it behind us.

Also, ich lasse die glorigen Beamtenflossen nur unter größten

Männer.

Protest zur Kenntnis genommen.

Und nun reißt eure Fotten richtig auseinander. Einen Ton haben diese

Man könnte glauben, das Ganze ist ein Witz.

Vorsicht, ich habe gehört, dass man deutsche Wörter nicht reizen darf.

Bei Nummer 1, wie lange zeige ich?

Sie können froh sein, dass man Muttermund nicht zugeschnappt hat.

Please continue, Ms. Kollegin. Yes, sir. You need two seconds. Yes.

Not long.

Let's go to the next one.

This is a Swedish case.

I think it's a consular case.

I regret it, but the drug trafficking works internationally.

I don't find anything in the second one either.

Dialog, Ms. Kollegin.

Let's come to the same result.

Nothing again.

You said so, yes.

Kollegin?

Ich hab auch noch ein Arschloch. Die Bäckchen, was wir suchen, passen in kein

Arschloch. Sie kennen meins nicht.

Bitte etwas mehr ernst bei dieser Amtshandlung.

Brechen Sie sie bloß nicht die Finger bei Ihrer Amtshandlung.

Das ist unser Berufsrisiko.

Sie sind dran.

I think so.

Eine Armbanduhr.

Chef, das ist Ihre, die Sie vorhin im Büro schon vermisst haben.

Und er hat gedacht, er hätte sie beim Händewaschen liegen lassen.

Ich glaube, Sie sollten sich das Armband etwas enger machen.

Damit ist die Amtshandlung beendet.

Und Ihnen darf ich zum Geburtstag gratulieren.

How do we know that?

I'm a friend of yours. We know each other from the sports club.

That's my best friend.

I would also like to congratulate you on your birthday.

And of course for your little cheek.

The one I had in mind as a birthday surprise.

That's great!

You did it!

And that's why we want to continue our celebration on our birthday.

Thank you.

Let me try another one.

You can also ask other people to vote for me.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't think I'll fall on that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Here?

Yeah.

Thank you very much.

Oh, I'm so cold.

Tell me.

Oh,

yeah.

Es bleibt ja in der Familie.

Damit, liebe Freunde, unserer versauten Familie verabschieden wir uns.

Und wir hoffen, Sie haben etwas dazugelernt.

That you can have a lot more fun if you don't take it too closely with the

relationship.

Maybe you're trying to look just like me.